Awful Apple
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ET 223
Editorial Thunder presents...
Awful Apple
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AWFUL APPLE
by Andrew Roller
I have reported, in prior issues of ARSE, on the fact that Apple “disabled” ( terminated ) my Apple I.D. That caused me to lose access to my Apple iCloud account. The bulk of my data is stored in iCloud.
I have also reported, in prior issues of ARSE, that Apple eventually turned my iCloud account back on.
I assumed that Apple had corrected whatever problem had occurred. That is, if an Apple employee had behaved wrongly toward me, the employee had been told to stop.
It turns out that my assumption was not correct. Here’s why:
September 19, 2022
Andrew Roller
501A West Broadway #404
San Diego, CA
92101-3505
RE: Apple, Inc.
File #: 1029518
PIU: 1029518
To: Gabriella Cooper
Public Inquiry Unit
For: Rob Bonta
Attorney General
Office of the Attorney General
Public Inquiry Unit
Attn.: Gabriella Cooper
P.O. Box 944255
Sacramento, CA 94244
Dear Gabriella Cooper,
I pay Apple, Inc. two fees each month to keep my data safe in iCloud.
( iCloud is owned by Apple, Inc. )
I pay the following fees:
$9.99 for iCloud storage
$29.95 for Apple One, which includes additional iCloud storage.
In 2019, Apple, Inc. encouraged me to open an iCloud account. Apple, Inc. encouraged me to regard iCloud as my workspace. I took Apple’s advice.
This encouragement was given by Apple employees at their Apple Support telephone numbers:
1-800-275-2273
and
1-800-692-7753
In the past year, without warning, Apple has disabled my iCloud account four times. As a result, I lost all access to my data in iCloud.
( iCloud is where the bulk of my data is stored. )
Apple disabled my iCloud account on the following dates:
1. In the summer of 2021.
2. On July 22, 2022, at about 9:00 a.m.
3. On July 22, 2022, at about 6:00 p.m.
4. On August 18, 2022, at 4:30 p.m.
All times are Pacific Daylight Time. ( California time. )
Each time that my iCloud account was disabled, I immediately called Apple Support.
I asked Apple Support why my account had been disabled. Each time, Apple Support gave vague replies. “Security concerns” was a common answer. I was assured that I had done nothing wrong. On the third occasion, an Apple Support employee told me that it was “probably a glitch”.
On August 18, 2022, as stated above, my iCloud account was again disabled. I was told that my iCloud account was “ineligible for reactivation”.
In other words, my iCloud account was terminated.
I talked to numerous people at Apple Support. Once again, I was given vague reasons for why my iCloud account was disabled ( and ineligible for reactivation ).
Since I had no access to my iCloud account, I had no access to most of my data.
I was told that I could have a new iCloud account. However, the new iCloud account would have no data in it. My data in my actual iCloud account was, according to Apple Support, gone.
I was told by Apple Billing that my Apple I.D., which is needed for my iCloud account, had been “erased”.
An Apple Computer ( the object ) is virtually useless without an Apple I.D. I began throwing away, wholesale, data that I could no longer open. I still had access to “iCloud Drive” on my iPad. However, most of the icons there indicated that their contents were stored in iCloud. I had no access to iCloud.
I began cleaning out “iCloud Drive”. I also began throwing away photos and videos in my Apple “Photos” app. I threw away whatever I couldn’t see. That is, I threw away whatever was stored in iCloud.
( A photo that is stored in iCloud looks like crap, if it can’t download from iCloud. A video that is stored in iCloud won’t play. )
Why was I cleaning out “iCloud Drive”? Why was I throwing away items in “Photos”? Because I needed to have a valid Apple I.D. Once I got a new Apple I.D., I’d be stuck with a new iCloud Drive. The new iCloud Drive would be blank. It would have no content. I needed to rescue what content I could from my iCloud Drive, before I lost access to it forever. ( By getting a new Apple I.D. )
Meanwhile, Apple had, without my consent, “force downloaded” data to my iPad. They did this before turning off my iCloud account. I had noticed that my iPad was suddenly full of data, to the point where it almost wouldn’t operate. I had been unable to figure out why my iPad was full of data. After all, I stored my data in iCloud!
( At the time, I had 3.7 terabytes of data in iCloud. My iPad is only able to hold one terabyte of data. )
Intermittently, I called Apple Support. I asked them repeatedly why my iCloud account had been turned off. I received nothing but vague answers. Apple Support assured me that no human at Apple had interfered with my iCloud account. In other words, I hadn’t done anything wrong.
On August 23, I spoke with Apple Support again. I spoke with Senior Apple Advisor Katherine. She told me to write to the following e-mail address:
abuse@icloud.com
I did.
I then received an e-mail from Apple with a “phishing” e-mail address. Since Katherine told me to write to as many e-mail addresses for Apple as I could find, I wrote to the “phishing” e-mail address.
I bought a new iMac. I bought it in the hope that it would have enough memory for me to never use iCloud again.
( Sadly, it doesn’t. This despite the fact that I bought the largest iMac that Apple sells. )
Since I bought a new iMac, I received a survey from Apple. I gave Apple high marks for the process of buying the iMac. However, in the “comments” section of the survey, I complained about the fact that my iCloud account had been terminated.
On August 25, 2022, I noticed that something had changed about my iPad. I could see photos that had formerly looked like crap. That is, I could see photos that had been stored in iCloud. The photos were still stored in iCloud. But they were, once again, downloading from iCloud. Apple had turned my iCloud account back on. My account had not, in fact, been “erased”.
I spoke to additional people at Apple Support. At least two Senior Apple Advisors apologized to me for what Apple had done.
Two Senior Apple Advisors put written notes in my account to ensure that my Apple iCloud account would not be turned off again.
Since that time, I had proceeded under the following assumptions:
1. I had done nothing wrong.
2. Apple would not turn my iCloud account off anymore.
3. Apple had corrected whatever behavior at Apple had caused Apple to wrongly terminate my iCloud account.
Today, I got your letter.
Attached to your letter was Apple’s response.
It is in Apple’s written response to you that I learned of Apple’s voicemail of August 26, 2022.
I listened to this voicemail today, on September 19, 2022.
The voicemail is from someone at Apple named “Nelson”.
Here is a verbatim transcript of what Nelson said:
“Hi this is Nelson with Apple. Tryin’ to get ahold of Andrew.
“Um, this is in regards to the some [ sic ] issues sent to the Attorney General pertaining to your Apple I.D. being inactive.
“Um, I did work with our iCloud folk and they they [ sic ] were able to turn it on.
“Um, they did direct me to refer you to the iCloud terms and conditions regarding the use of iCloud mail as it appears as though that was the reason it was turned off.
“They had indicated if there were any additional, uh, issues with it the account could indeed be turned off permanently.
“Um, I did a keyword search in the iCloud terms and conditions for mail and the only thing I found was under section five, content and your conduct um, b, and then f, it has some info on mail.
“But there’s definitely some other, uh, pieces of information in there uh, which could be applicable outside of that particular f section.
“Um, outside of that if you’re unfamiliar with what might have happened you might also change your password to ensure that no one else has access to your account.
“And, uh, other than that, I’ll uh, let the Attorney General know that that was resolved.
“You have a good day.”
Thus ends the voicemail from Nelson.
I put Nelson’s voicemail into paragraphs, for readability.
I just realized the following, as I transcribed the above:
Apple turned my iCloud account back on because I complained to you. Thank you very much for your help on this particular point!
I will vote to re-elect Rob Bonta as California Attorney General!
I will recommend to others that Rob Bonta be re-elected as Attorney General. I will do this on the Internet, on my web site. My web site is on the “open” Internet. A reader does not have to join anything to read the content on my web site.
Let’s examine Nelson’s statement:
Question #1 - What document is Nelson referring to?
The document is called “Welcome to iCloud”. I was unaware of this document until August 18, 2022.
( When my iCloud account was terminated. )
( I’m assuming that I became aware of the document on August 18, 2022. I was not fully aware of it until I spoke with Katherine, on August 23, 2022. )
Let’s discuss “Welcome to iCloud”. If this document is crucial to the use of iCloud, a copy should be posted, by Apple, in every iCloud Drive. It should be posted in such a way that it can’t be removed. Then every user would be aware of it.
Hence, Apple did not ADEQUATELY inform its customers of this document.
Also, Apple does not title this document “terms and conditions”. ( The words Nelson uses. ) Apple calls the document “Welcome to iCloud”.
Hence, Apple is engaging in deception.
The section of “Welcome to iCloud” that Nelson cites is as follows:
V. Content and Your Conduct
B. Your Conduct.
f. post, send, transmit or otherwise make available any unsolicited or unauthorized email messages, advertising, promotional materials, junk mail, spam, or chain letters, including, without limitation, bulk commercial advertising and informational announcements;
My response to section f. is as follows:
This is the first time that anyone at Apple has given any specific reason as to why my iCloud account was rendered “inactive”. ( Terminated. )
This is so despite the fact that, every time my iCloud account was rendered inactive, I asked Apple why it had been rendered inactive.
I have never owned a business. Hence, the bulk of section f. ( above ) has no applicability to me. For instance, I do not have any “promotional materials” to mail.
I do not send “chain letters”. I don’t even know how someone would do that.
I do not send “spam”. I have nothing to “spam” about. Like anyone, I dislike spam. Furthermore, e-mail systems now identify and automatically trash spam.
I do not send “unauthorized e-mail messages”. I don’t know what would constitute an “unauthorized e-mail message”.
I do publish a newsletter. It is free.
A year ago, I got a list of the top 100 newspapers in America. I obtained the e-mail addresses for these newspapers.
I have, over the years, subscribed to a variety of news-oriented magazines. Using my copies of these magazines, or the Internet, I obtained the e-mail addresses for these magazines.
Using the Internet, I obtained the e-mail addresses for various television-oriented news companies. ( CNBC, MSNBC, Fox News, etc. )
Using the Internet, or mail from my political representatives, I obtained the e-mail addresses for various politicians.
I proceeded to e-mail my newsletter to all of the above addresses.
Why? Because my newsletter’s primary focus is politics, culture, and society.
Are we not encouraged to contact our political representatives about the issues?
Are we not encouraged to contact the media about our concerns?
That’s exactly what I did.
I did not create a mass mailing list.
I e-mailed every copy of my newsletter by hand.
All of my e-mails went to publicly available e-mail addresses that SOLICIT reader input.
Hence, none of my e-mails were “unsolicited”.
I did not e-mail Apple.
Why? I had no e-mail address for Apple.
I had no e-mail address for Apple until Katherine identified the e-mail address of abuse@icloud.com. This e-mail address is buried deep in the document called, “Welcome to iCloud.”
It is clear what Apple is doing. Apple is censoring my speech. Apple is censoring my speech because they don’t like my point of view.
Hence, Apple is engaging in viewpoint discrimination.
Since August 18, I have been silenced by Apple. I have been silenced by Apple because I still have 2.7 terabytes of content that’s stuck in iCloud.
( I would have 3.7 terabytes of content in iCloud but, as stated above, I threw items away, wholesale, as I attempted to clean out iCloud. I was doing this because I needed a valid Apple I.D. )
I have continued to publish my newsletter.
However, I have not mailed out any copies of it. As a result, the views on my web site have dropped.
When I was e-mailing my newsletter, I never e-mailed to an Apple iCloud account.
Why?
I did not have any iCloud e-mail addresses to send e-mails to!
Apple is engaging in viewpoint discrimination despite the fact that I:
A. Never e-mailed Apple.
B. Never e-mailed an Apple iCloud account.
Let’s continue to examine Nelson’s voicemail. He says,
“They [ our iCloud folk ] had indicated if there were any additional, uh, issues with it the account could indeed be turned off permanently.”
Note the vagueness of the word “issues”.
Nelson is saying that Apple intends to continue to discriminate against me, based on my point of view.
Let’s continue to examine Nelson’s statement:
“But there’s definitely some other, uh, pieces of information in there uh, which could be applicable outside of that particular f section.”
Note the following:
Despite my repeated pleas for information, Apple never mentioned, until Nelson’s voicemail, section f.
Nelson fails to say what the “other pieces of information” are.
I make no use of Apple’s Cloud services except to store my data. For instance, until today, I never entered Apple’s “Arcade” section. This despite the fact that Apple One, which I pay for, includes “Arcade”.
( Today, I tried the Arcade game called “Star Trek”. I tried it as an individual user. I found it to be worthless. )
Hence, Nelson’s statement about “other pieces of information” is a lie. If you can’t back up a statement, Nelson, don’t make it. How would you like it if I said I have “pieces of information” about you that prove you’re a bad person?
Apple should be liable for libel for making such a statement about me.
Nelson then engages in deception. He says:
“If you’re unfamiliar with what might have happened you might also change your password to ensure that no one else has access to your account.”
I am a 61 year old disabled veteran. Because I have kidney failure, I’m rated as 100 percent disabled by both the Veterans Administration and the United States Air Force.
I sit in a room all day by myself. No one has, or has ever had, access to my iPad, iPhone, or iMac. I have given this information to Apple on prior occasions. Nelson is deliberately engaging in deception when he says that someone did something with my equipment. He knows that’s not true.
Why didn’t Apple do more than just have Nelson send me a voicemail? A voicemail that I didn’t know I’d received?
Apple has my address. Apple is a trillion dollar company. If Apple is so concerned about my “conduct”, can’t they afford to send me a letter?
Apple has my e-mail address. Apple is a trillion dollar company. If Apple is so concerned about my “conduct”, can’t they send me an e-mail?
No. They can’t. Why? Because Apple is not concerned about my “conduct”. Apple is engaging in viewpoint discrimination.
Furthermore, Apple is engaging in lies, deception, and libel. It is doing so against a paying customer; me.
Let’s move on to Apple’s letter to you, Gabriella Cooper. ( For Attorney General Bonta ).
Here is Apple’s letter:
August 26, 2022
Dear Gabriella Cooper:
Thank you for your recent correspondence regarding the above-referenced file number.
On August 26, 2022, Apple left the customer a voicemail relaying the following information:
The customer’s iCloud account was disabled due to violations of the iCloud Terms of Service, available at https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/icloud, pertaining to the use of iCloud mail.
Apple did reenable the account, and recommends the customer review the iCloud Terms of Service; any further violation of the terms could result in the account being permanently disabled.
If the customer is concerned the issues may have been the result of an unauthorized person accessing their Apple ID, Apple recommends the customer carefully review Apple Support articles “If you think your Apple ID has been compromised”, available at https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT204145, and “Security and your Apple ID”, available at https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201303.
Apple looks forward to your written confirmation that this matter is closed.
Sincerely,
Apple Inc.
Let’s examine Apple’s letter:
1. Apple mentions “the use of iCloud mail.”
2. Apple makes NO mention of “other pieces of information”.
3. Clearly, Nelson’s voicemail, regarding “other pieces of information”, was intended to be a threat. He mentions it to me, but not to you.
Note that Nelson said there were “definitely… other pieces of information”.
4. Apple could have sent the information in this letter to me, by mail. It did not.
5. Apple could have sent the information in this letter to me, by e-mail. It did not.
Why? Because Apple is engaging in viewpoint discrimination.
Apple writes:
“Any further violation of the terms could result in the account being permanently disabled.”
What does this mean?
Apple intends to continue to discriminate against me, because of my point of view.
Apple is intending to immunize itself. Apple knows that if it terminates my iCloud account again, I will complain to the Attorney General. Apple is trying to get you to ignore me.
I suppose Apple knew that you would forward their letter to me. Apple is trying to use you to terrify me into silence.
And there’s more:
Apple is, yet again, engaging in deception. Apple intends to engage in viewpoint discrimination against me in the future. Then, Apple intends to claim that its abuse of me is because I did not adequately protect my password.
( My password for my Apple I.D. ).
Let’s look at what actually matters to Apple:
“Apple looks forward to your written confirmation that this matter is closed.”
I do not consider this matter closed. Apple has lied about me. Apple has engaged in deception. Apple has libeled me.
Furthermore, Apple has utterly failed to notify me, in a timely manner, about my supposed wrongful “conduct”.
Why? Because I did not engage in any wrongful conduct! Apple is engaging in viewpoint discrimination.
Solutions:
1. Apple must be required to re-title its “Welcome to iCloud” document.
2. Apple should give its “Welcome to iCloud” document a truthful title. The document should be given the title “terms and conditions”. ( Since that’s what Nelson called it, in his voicemail. )
3. However, “terms and conditions” is a legalistic term. Apple should, in fact, give its “Welcome to iCloud” document a title that can be understood by anyone.
Apple should call its document the following:
“Rules for Using iCloud”.
4. Apple must be required to place a copy of “Welcome to iCloud” in iCloud Drive. The document should be prominently displayed. It should be placed in iCloud Drive in such a way that it cannot be altered, moved, or erased.
5. Apple must reform the contents of “Welcome to iCloud”. Apple should not restrict, inhibit, or prohibit any speech that is lawful.
6. Apple should not interfere with any customer’s speech unless it is ordered to do so by the government.
7. America needs an Internet Bill of Rights. It should cover all speech on the Internet. Additionally, it should cover all hardware and software that one must acquire to speak on the Internet.
8. I want an apology from Apple for its abuse of me.
9. I want a refund of all money paid to Apple from the date I opened my iCloud account, and my Apple One account, until early August, 2022.
Apple gave me refunds for my August 2022 use of iCloud. These were as follows:
A. A refund of $9.99 for iCloud Drive.
B. A refund of 29.95 for Apple One. ( Which provides additional iCloud storage. )
I want this refund because I paid Apple to keep my data safe. Apple violated our agreement.
Apple violated our agreement in the following ways:
A. By deliberately turning my iCloud account off.
B. By telling me that my iCloud account would never be turned on again.
C. By telling me that my iCloud account had been “erased”.
10. I want Apple to stop terrorizing me. They are terrorizing me with the threat that they’ll turn off my iCloud account again. This would result in the loss of the bulk of my data.
( What data is not saved in iCloud? Just data that I happened to view in the last day or so. )
Apple could terminate my iCloud account at any time, without notice.
As a result of Apple’s abuse, I have not slept well in a month.
I have trouble eating.
I am caused emotional distress, on an ongoing basis, by Apple’s terrorism. This emotional distress is having a direct physical impact on my person.
11. Katherine, the Apple Senior Advisor, did what she could to make amends for the fact that Apple had terminated my iCloud account. She said that she’d send me Apple ear buds. She apparently made two attempts to send me ear buds.
I have Apple Studio headphones, which I bought. However, I want to state the following for the record:
I never received the Apple ear buds. Hence, Apple lets its employees, like Katherine, make promises to its customers. But then Apple, the company, fails to fulfill those promises. This constitutes additional deception by Apple.
( I’ve bought items from Apple that did arrive. They arrived at the address that I gave Katherine. So there is nothing wrong with my address. )
Gabriella, in your letter to me of August 19, 2022, you write:
“… your complaint may provide useful information that will help all California consumers’ interests.”
I feel that I have stated facts that, if resolved as I suggest, will help all California consumers’ interests.
In your letter to me of September 2, 2022, you write:
“We… may contact you again should it appear that further investigation would be in the public interest.”
I feel that I have stated reasons why further investigation would be in the public interest.
I hope, for all Californians, for all of America, and for all of the world, that you agree with me.
Apple is a trillion dollar company. It has a global presence.
Why can’t Apple tolerate a hand-mailed newsletter from a disabled veteran? A newsletter that covers matters in the public interest?
Let’s look at this from the perspective of diversity, equity, and inclusion:
1. Diversity - I bring a perspective to the public that’s from a 61 year old disabled veteran with kidney failure. How many people at Apple have this perspective? Probably few, if any.
2. Equity - A trillion dollar company should not be allowed to silence a disabled veteran.
3. Inclusion - Apple has done its utmost to EXCLUDE me. Even now, Apple continues to threaten me. It does so with Nelson’s lying, deceptive, libelous voicemail. Apple does so with its lying and deceptive letter to you.
Apple has strayed far beyond the bounds of selling computers. It is attempting to terminate any viewpoint with which it disagrees.
Apple must not be allowed to continue such abusive conduct.
It is Apple’s conduct that is the problem, not mine.
Sincerely,
Andrew Roller
Further information:
The address for Apple, Inc. is:
Apple, Inc.
One Apple Park Way
Cupertino, CA 95014
An additional address for Apple, Inc. is:
Apple, Inc.
1 Infinite Loop
Cupertino, CA 95014
I found the above information on Google. I also found the following on Google:
The phone number for Apple Headquarters:
+1 ( 408 ) 996-1010
Apple CEO Tim Cook e-mail: tcook@apple.com
The following phone numbers may be valid. ( The phone numbers have since erased themselves from my iPhone. )
Nelson, of Apple, Inc.:
+1 ( 512 ) 674-2000
Apple Senior Support Person Katherine:
+1 ( 512 ) 884-5022
( Both phone numbers showed themselves, for the brief time that they were available to me, as being located in Austin, Texas. )
I complained to the Federal Trade Commission about Apple, Inc. I got a polite letter from them. It stated that they would add my complaint to their files. They engaged in no further action.
I hope you will help me in this matter.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
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If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
A word to the wise:
1. On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D. Apple did this abruptly. Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me. ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )
The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content. The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.
I complained to Apple. Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”. No further information was given. Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.
The purpose of Apple’s ban can be deduced: Apple hoped to destroy this magazine.
Meanwhile, Apple does its utmost to flood our society with its propaganda. The purpose of Apple’s propaganda is to replace American values with Apple “values”. As Tucker Carlson says, of entities like Apple, “Shut up and obey.”
Update: On August 25, 2022, I discovered that I once again had access to my content in iCloud.
I had, in the meantime, discarded much of this content. I discarded it because I couldn’t access it.
Also, I was trying to get what was left in iCloud out of iCloud. This was necessary if I was to transition to a new Apple I.D. An Apple I.D. is needed to synch content between your various Apple devices.
I’ve never shared anything on Apple, except for my self-created playlists in Apple Music. I have now ceased to share my playlists in Apple Music.
2. On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 222
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 222, version 1.0
Date Written: September 20, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Kay J: Pain Slut
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ET 222
Editorial Thunder presents...
Kay J: Pain Slut
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Plus: Discuss.
And: On the queen’s death.
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Kay J: Pain Slut
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude, or erotic, model. She was born on March 21, 1996. She was born in Kyiv, Ukraine. She lived in Kyiv until the war.
Kay stars in the film “Wet Dreams”, and in “Dreaming”. “Dreaming” was filmed a day or so after “Wet Dreams”.
At indexxx ( dot ) com, “Wet Dreams” bears the date of September 20, 2016. This is the date that it was posted to the metartnetwork ( dot ) com.
Is there a photo gallery associated with “Wet Dreams”? No. However, the cover photo at Indexxx is different from the cover photo that downloads from Me Tart. ( The metartnetwork ( dot ) com. )
To obtain the Indexx cover photo from Me Tart, go to Me Tart. Find the section at Me Tart that is labelled, “Kay J”. ( Use the search tool. )
Next, under “Kay J”, find the video “Wet Dreams”. Click on it. You are taken to a new page. Scroll down. You will now see the photo for “Wet Dreams” that is at Indexxx. This is a rare photo. Why? Because if you download the “cover photo” for “Wet Dreams”, you’ll get a different photo!
Is there a photo gallery associated with “Dreaming”? Yes. There are two:
1. Maru. This is at Me Tart.
2. White. This was at the web site that was called, “alex-lynn ( dot ) com”. However, that web site no longer exists. To obtain “White”, you’ll have to search for “Kay J naked” on the internet. ( Via Google, or your favorite browser. )
Years ago, Alex Lynn ( Kay’s photographer, at the time ) posted free samples of “White” to a variety of “free sample” web sites. He did not post the exact same photos from “White” to each of the “free sample” sites. He varied the selection.
If you visit enough “free sample” web sites, you’ll accumulate a number of photos from “White”. You’ll wind up with many duplicate photos. However, you will, eventually, have a selection of various photos from “White”.
The following can be said to be proximate in time to each other. That is, they were filmed within a day or so of each other:
1. The video “Wet Dreams”.
2. The video “Dreaming”.
3. The photo gallery “Maru”.
4. The photo gallery “White”.
The purpose of “Wet Dreams” is simple: it’s to display Kay’s beauty, in the nude. Here’s what’s shocking about “Wet Dreams”. In it, Kay bears fresh whip marks, and bruises. There are significant whip marks, that bled, on her right breast, her right hip, and on the right cheek of her ass.
( I list all of her whip marks and bruises in a prior issue of ARSE. )
In “Wet Dreams”, Kay also bears two bruises that are older. ( I list these in a prior issue of ARSE. )
Kay bears whip marks and bruises in other videos, and in the photographic items on her Only Fans page. ( See prior issues of ARSE. )
In addition to being regularly whipped and beaten, Kay engaged in “breath play”. ( A lover intentionally strangled her, during sex. ) ( See prior issues of ARSE. )
With regard to “Wet Dreams”, the following question arises: to what extent did Kay J enjoy being whipped? The answer can be found by carefully watching “Wet Dreams”. In the video, Kay provocatively displays her whip marks. This occurs, especially, on the several times that she shoves her ass at the camera.
At the end of “Wet Dreams”, Kay gives a “road map” to all of her whip marks that bled. She runs her hand, with deliberation, over her wounded right breast, the wounded right cheek of her ass, and her wounded right hip.
Hence, Kay is a pain slut. I do not use this term in anything other than the following way: it is a conventional BDSM term. It describes a female who enjoys being whipped and beaten. Indeed, it describes a female who regards being whipped and beaten as being essential to her sex life; to having an orgasm.
Kay J is the most beautiful model that I have ever seen. In her prime, she was doll lovely. Her skin has won praise ( in public remarks, on the Internet ) for its satiny white perfection. What’s amazing is this: lovely, china-perfect Kay J adores being whipped, beaten, and strangled.
How old was Kay when “Wet Dreams” was filmed? Allegedly, she was 20 years old. However, for reasons that I’ve written about in ARSE, she may have been younger: 19 or 18 years old. Hence, Kay was lovely and young when she joined the BDSM scene. Given the extent of her whip marks in “Wet Dreams”, she was probably whipped and beaten in a sex dungeon. ( Otherwise, neighbors would have heard her screams. )
Kay has posted photos of herself in a sex dungeon on her Only Fans page. ( I write about these photos in prior issues of ARSE. All of these photos are from a single photo shoot. However, they’re scattered across her Only Fans page. )
When Kay was seven years old, Ernest Greene wrote about girls like her:
“Full of surprises are the eager and cute young things who show up at [ Ernest Greene’s sex dungeon, co-owned by his wife Nina ]. … Given leave to choose among the vast selection of specialized gear for the infliction of pain and pleasure, they often demonstrate a darker than expected streak of twisted kink. The pretty and innocent-looking ones often … make the harshest selections.”
- “Her Own Devices”, by Ernest Greene. Hustler’s Taboo magazine. February 2004. Page 53.
Kay J, in her prime, was the loveliest pain slut the world has ever seen. ( She remains quite attractive. )
Sadly, Kay’s predilection for pain eventually went too far. On March 11, 2021, she chose to be tattooed. There is a video of her, made by her, on her Only Fans page from this date. It is the last photographic item in which she is not tattooed. I write about this video, and a subsequent “tattoo reveal” video, in prior issues of ARSE.
Kay’s tattoo is ugly. It makes her ugly, when she is seen from the rear. ( Her best angle. ) I have tried, mightily, to convince myself that Kay’s tattoo somehow improves her beauty. It doesn’t. It ruins her beauty.
Kay’s tattoo is big. It is the biggest tattoo that I’ve ever seen. It is centered over her spine. Being tattooed on one’s spine is “severely painful”, according to every article that I’ve read about this. ( See my sources in prior issues of ARSE. )
Six to eight hours were required for Kay to be tattooed. The body runs out of natural pain killers in about two hours. The pain that a tattoo needle delivers is acute. There is no topical anesthesia that can effectively ward off such pain.
( I’m a former dialysis patient. Dialysis uses needles. Hence, I know about topical anesthesias. They don’t ward off acute pain. )
By being tattooed, what did Kay accomplish? She proved, for all the world to see, that’s she’s a pain slut.
DISCUSS
I was a subscriber to Kay J’s Only Fans page. Was it a place for discussing Kay J? No. Kay garnered a handful of comments when she posted a photographic item. Sometimes, she got no comments.
There was no discussion, among her subscribers, about her. Kay herself contributed almost nothing in the form of comments. She apparently runs her Only Fans page for one purpose: to hustle for ( low dollar ) tips, and to hawk her ( expensive ) videos. ( Which, as best I could tell, weren’t worth buying. Otherwise, I would have bought them. )
( On May 27, 2022, Kay banned me from her Only Fans page. )
What about indexxx ( dot ) com? ( Subject: Kay J. ) That is a highly censored forum. I know. I got kicked out of Kay’s page on indexxx ( dot ) com. ( You can read about this in a prior issue of ARSE. )
What about reddit ( dot ) com? I just searched for “Kay J” on Reddit. The same posts that were there months ago remain at the top of the “feed”. Only one post is about Kay J, the “glamour model”. It’s photo of her, posted by “r/whitetanktops”. The photo is from playboy ( dot ) com. There is no activity regarding Kay J, the model, at Reddit.
Kay J is at instagram ( dot ) com: katisolll. Years ago, I got kicked out of Facebook. Since Facebook owns Instagram, I can’t join Instagram. However, there appears to be little change, month to month, on Kay’s Instagram page.
Indexxx says that Kay J is at myfreecams: lm_KayJ. She is not there.
Indexxx says that Kay J is at patreon: massagevids. A single video of Kay is there. It dates from ( approximately ) the summer of 2021. In the video, Kay receives a massage from Adel Morel. ( Who, sadly, is not attractive. )
I found patreon: massagevids to be too quirky and expensive to join. ( You can read my reasons in a prior issue of ARSE. )
There is, I suppose, no discussion of Kay J on patreon: massagevids. ( There is just the video. )
Where can one comment on Kay J? Without being censored? My answer: here!
I welcome discussion of Kay J on ARSE. Use the “Contact” page on ARSE to e-mail me. If my e-mail provider doesn’t ban me ( again ), I’ll read your e-mail.
I won’t censor you. However, I will handle your e-mail in the way that any letter was handled in the 1970s. I’m speaking of reader letters that were sent to magazines like Time, or like Newsweek. If I feel that what you have to say is relevant, I’ll publish your letter in a “Letters” section in a future issue of ARSE. Your letter will be edited, as needed, according to the ordinary standards of magazines in the 1970s.
I welcome e-mails about more than Kay J. Any lovely young girl, who is in the public eye, is relevant to ARSE.
Please don’t send attachments. The first rule of the Internet is: don’t open attachments. Also, I’m mostly interested in your comments. If you send a photo, please ensure that it is not illegal under current law. ( I don’t agree with such laws, but I have no influence, at this time, to change them. )
It’s time for the Internet to fulfill its promise: to be a forum for free discussion. Currently, the Internet does little more than promote personal consumption. It’s also a way to impose obedience to the government, and to Big Tech.
OVERHEARD
On the Queen’s Death:
“She wouldn’t have been queen if somebody hadn’t croaked.”
ARCANA
1. Definitions for the word “strangle” include:
A. To cut off the oxygen supply of; smother.
B. To suppress, repress, or stifle: strangle a scream.
2. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
3. Kay J’s Only Fans page is: ukaybb ( No period. ).
4. A dialysis needle pokes more deeply into the body than a tattoo needle. However, a dialysis treatment only requires the insertion of two needles. Being tattooed involves being pierced in the following way:
“How many times does a tattoo gun poke you?
“The speed with which the machine moves makes it possible for an artist to create complex images from thousands of tiny holes in your skin filled with ink.
“Depending on the tattoo machine speed settings, a tattoo needle will penetrate your skin between 50 and 3,000 times per minute.”
- Google. ( Quoting authoritytattoo ( dot ) com. ) November 9, 2020. )
5. Using a topical anesthesia may dull acute pain somewhat. However, keep these caveats in mind:
A. As best I can tell, the effect of a topical anesthesia, with regard to acute pain, is mostly mental.
B. Topical anesthesia wears off, over time.
C. A nurse in my dialysis unit told me, bluntly, “It doesn’t work.” She was speaking of topical anesthesia. Any topical anesthesia.
D. If you use a topical anesthesia repeatedly ( say, for your dialysis treatments ), it will break down your skin. ( Which is bad. )
E. I tried a topical anesthesia several times, prior to my dialysis treatments. I had gotten hold of an enormous amount of topical anesthesia tubes. I stopped using topical anesthesia prior to my dialysis treatments. It didn’t work.
6. My web hosting company is not my e-mail provider.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
A word to the wise:
1. On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D. Apple did this abruptly. Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me. ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )
The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content. The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.
I complained to Apple. Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”. No further information was given. Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.
The purpose of Apple’s ban can be deduced: Apple hoped to destroy this magazine.
Meanwhile, Apple does its utmost to flood our society with its propaganda. The purpose of Apple’s propaganda is to replace American values with Apple “values”. As Tucker Carlson says, of entities like Apple, “Shut up and obey.”
Update: On August 25, 2022, I discovered that I once again had access to my content in iCloud.
I had, in the meantime, discarded much of this content. I discarded it because I couldn’t access it.
Also, I was trying to get what was left in iCloud out of iCloud. This was necessary if I was to transition to a new Apple I.D. An Apple I.D. is needed to synch content between your various Apple devices.
I’ve never shared anything on Apple, except for my self-created playlists in Apple Music. I have now ceased to share my playlists in Apple Music.
2. On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 222
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 222, version 1.0
Date Written: September 17, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude, or erotic, model. She was born on March 21, 1996. She was born in Kyiv, Ukraine. She lived in Kyiv until the war.
Kay stars in the film “Wet Dreams”, and in “Dreaming”. “Dreaming” was filmed a day or so after “Wet Dreams”.
At indexxx ( dot ) com, “Wet Dreams” bears the date of September 20, 2016. This is the date that it was posted to the metartnetwork ( dot ) com.
Is there a photo gallery associated with “Wet Dreams”? No. However, the cover photo at Indexxx is different from the cover photo that downloads from Me Tart. ( The metartnetwork ( dot ) com. )
To obtain the Indexx cover photo from Me Tart, go to Me Tart. Find the section at Me Tart that is labelled, “Kay J”. ( Use the search tool. )
Next, under “Kay J”, find the video “Wet Dreams”. Click on it. You are taken to a new page. Scroll down. You will now see the photo for “Wet Dreams” that is at Indexxx. This is a rare photo. Why? Because if you download the “cover photo” for “Wet Dreams”, you’ll get a different photo!
Is there a photo gallery associated with “Dreaming”? Yes. There are two:
1. Maru. This is at Me Tart.
2. White. This was at the web site that was called, “alex-lynn ( dot ) com”. However, that web site no longer exists. To obtain “White”, you’ll have to search for “Kay J naked” on the internet. ( Via Google, or your favorite browser. )
Years ago, Alex Lynn ( Kay’s photographer, at the time ) posted free samples of “White” to a variety of “free sample” web sites. He did not post the exact same photos from “White” to each of the “free sample” sites. He varied the selection.
If you visit enough “free sample” web sites, you’ll accumulate a number of photos from “White”. You’ll wind up with many duplicate photos. However, you will, eventually, have a selection of various photos from “White”.
The following can be said to be proximate in time to each other. That is, they were filmed within a day or so of each other:
1. The video “Wet Dreams”.
2. The video “Dreaming”.
3. The photo gallery “Maru”.
4. The photo gallery “White”.
The purpose of “Wet Dreams” is simple: it’s to display Kay’s beauty, in the nude. Here’s what’s shocking about “Wet Dreams”. In it, Kay bears fresh whip marks, and bruises. There are significant whip marks, that bled, on her right breast, her right hip, and on the right cheek of her ass.
( I list all of her whip marks and bruises in a prior issue of ARSE. )
In “Wet Dreams”, Kay also bears two bruises that are older. ( I list these in a prior issue of ARSE. )
Kay bears whip marks and bruises in other videos, and in the photographic items on her Only Fans page. ( See prior issues of ARSE. )
In addition to being regularly whipped and beaten, Kay engaged in “breath play”. ( A lover intentionally strangled her, during sex. ) ( See prior issues of ARSE. )
With regard to “Wet Dreams”, the following question arises: to what extent did Kay J enjoy being whipped? The answer can be found by carefully watching “Wet Dreams”. In the video, Kay provocatively displays her whip marks. This occurs, especially, on the several times that she shoves her ass at the camera.
At the end of “Wet Dreams”, Kay gives a “road map” to all of her whip marks that bled. She runs her hand, with deliberation, over her wounded right breast, the wounded right cheek of her ass, and her wounded right hip.
Hence, Kay is a pain slut. I do not use this term in anything other than the following way: it is a conventional BDSM term. It describes a female who enjoys being whipped and beaten. Indeed, it describes a female who regards being whipped and beaten as being essential to her sex life; to having an orgasm.
Kay J is the most beautiful model that I have ever seen. In her prime, she was doll lovely. Her skin has won praise ( in public remarks, on the Internet ) for its satiny white perfection. What’s amazing is this: lovely, china-perfect Kay J adores being whipped, beaten, and strangled.
How old was Kay when “Wet Dreams” was filmed? Allegedly, she was 20 years old. However, for reasons that I’ve written about in ARSE, she may have been younger: 19 or 18 years old. Hence, Kay was lovely and young when she joined the BDSM scene. Given the extent of her whip marks in “Wet Dreams”, she was probably whipped and beaten in a sex dungeon. ( Otherwise, neighbors would have heard her screams. )
Kay has posted photos of herself in a sex dungeon on her Only Fans page. ( I write about these photos in prior issues of ARSE. All of these photos are from a single photo shoot. However, they’re scattered across her Only Fans page. )
When Kay was seven years old, Ernest Greene wrote about girls like her:
“Full of surprises are the eager and cute young things who show up at [ Ernest Greene’s sex dungeon, co-owned by his wife Nina ]. … Given leave to choose among the vast selection of specialized gear for the infliction of pain and pleasure, they often demonstrate a darker than expected streak of twisted kink. The pretty and innocent-looking ones often … make the harshest selections.”
- “Her Own Devices”, by Ernest Greene. Hustler’s Taboo magazine. February 2004. Page 53.
Kay J, in her prime, was the loveliest pain slut the world has ever seen. ( She remains quite attractive. )
Sadly, Kay’s predilection for pain eventually went too far. On March 11, 2021, she chose to be tattooed. There is a video of her, made by her, on her Only Fans page from this date. It is the last photographic item in which she is not tattooed. I write about this video, and a subsequent “tattoo reveal” video, in prior issues of ARSE.
Kay’s tattoo is ugly. It makes her ugly, when she is seen from the rear. ( Her best angle. ) I have tried, mightily, to convince myself that Kay’s tattoo somehow improves her beauty. It doesn’t. It ruins her beauty.
Kay’s tattoo is big. It is the biggest tattoo that I’ve ever seen. It is centered over her spine. Being tattooed on one’s spine is “severely painful”, according to every article that I’ve read about this. ( See my sources in prior issues of ARSE. )
Six to eight hours were required for Kay to be tattooed. The body runs out of natural pain killers in about two hours. The pain that a tattoo needle delivers is acute. There is no topical anesthesia that can effectively ward off such pain.
( I’m a former dialysis patient. Dialysis uses needles. Hence, I know about topical anesthesias. They don’t ward off acute pain. )
By being tattooed, what did Kay accomplish? She proved, for all the world to see, that’s she’s a pain slut.
DISCUSS
I was a subscriber to Kay J’s Only Fans page. Was it a place for discussing Kay J? No. Kay garnered a handful of comments when she posted a photographic item. Sometimes, she got no comments.
There was no discussion, among her subscribers, about her. Kay herself contributed almost nothing in the form of comments. She apparently runs her Only Fans page for one purpose: to hustle for ( low dollar ) tips, and to hawk her ( expensive ) videos. ( Which, as best I could tell, weren’t worth buying. Otherwise, I would have bought them. )
( On May 27, 2022, Kay banned me from her Only Fans page. )
What about indexxx ( dot ) com? ( Subject: Kay J. ) That is a highly censored forum. I know. I got kicked out of Kay’s page on indexxx ( dot ) com. ( You can read about this in a prior issue of ARSE. )
What about reddit ( dot ) com? I just searched for “Kay J” on Reddit. The same posts that were there months ago remain at the top of the “feed”. Only one post is about Kay J, the “glamour model”. It’s photo of her, posted by “r/whitetanktops”. The photo is from playboy ( dot ) com. There is no activity regarding Kay J, the model, at Reddit.
Kay J is at instagram ( dot ) com: katisolll. Years ago, I got kicked out of Facebook. Since Facebook owns Instagram, I can’t join Instagram. However, there appears to be little change, month to month, on Kay’s Instagram page.
Indexxx says that Kay J is at myfreecams: lm_KayJ. She is not there.
Indexxx says that Kay J is at patreon: massagevids. A single video of Kay is there. It dates from ( approximately ) the summer of 2021. In the video, Kay receives a massage from Adel Morel. ( Who, sadly, is not attractive. )
I found patreon: massagevids to be too quirky and expensive to join. ( You can read my reasons in a prior issue of ARSE. )
There is, I suppose, no discussion of Kay J on patreon: massagevids. ( There is just the video. )
Where can one comment on Kay J? Without being censored? My answer: here!
I welcome discussion of Kay J on ARSE. Use the “Contact” page on ARSE to e-mail me. If my e-mail provider doesn’t ban me ( again ), I’ll read your e-mail.
I won’t censor you. However, I will handle your e-mail in the way that any letter was handled in the 1970s. I’m speaking of reader letters that were sent to magazines like Time, or like Newsweek. If I feel that what you have to say is relevant, I’ll publish your letter in a “Letters” section in a future issue of ARSE. Your letter will be edited, as needed, according to the ordinary standards of magazines in the 1970s.
I welcome e-mails about more than Kay J. Any lovely young girl, who is in the public eye, is relevant to ARSE.
Please don’t send attachments. The first rule of the Internet is: don’t open attachments. Also, I’m mostly interested in your comments. If you send a photo, please ensure that it is not illegal under current law. ( I don’t agree with such laws, but I have no influence, at this time, to change them. )
It’s time for the Internet to fulfill its promise: to be a forum for free discussion. Currently, the Internet does little more than promote personal consumption. It’s also a way to impose obedience to the government, and to Big Tech.
OVERHEARD
On the Queen’s Death:
“She wouldn’t have been queen if somebody hadn’t croaked.”
ARCANA
1. Definitions for the word “strangle” include:
A. To cut off the oxygen supply of; smother.
B. To suppress, repress, or stifle: strangle a scream.
2. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
3. Kay J’s Only Fans page is: ukaybb ( No period. ).
4. A dialysis needle pokes more deeply into the body than a tattoo needle. However, a dialysis treatment only requires the insertion of two needles. Being tattooed involves being pierced in the following way:
“How many times does a tattoo gun poke you?
“The speed with which the machine moves makes it possible for an artist to create complex images from thousands of tiny holes in your skin filled with ink.
“Depending on the tattoo machine speed settings, a tattoo needle will penetrate your skin between 50 and 3,000 times per minute.”
- Google. ( Quoting authoritytattoo ( dot ) com. ) November 9, 2020. )
5. Using a topical anesthesia may dull acute pain somewhat. However, keep these caveats in mind:
A. As best I can tell, the effect of a topical anesthesia, with regard to acute pain, is mostly mental.
B. Topical anesthesia wears off, over time.
C. A nurse in my dialysis unit told me, bluntly, “It doesn’t work.” She was speaking of topical anesthesia. Any topical anesthesia.
D. If you use a topical anesthesia repeatedly ( say, for your dialysis treatments ), it will break down your skin. ( Which is bad. )
E. I tried a topical anesthesia several times, prior to my dialysis treatments. I had gotten hold of an enormous amount of topical anesthesia tubes. I stopped using topical anesthesia prior to my dialysis treatments. It didn’t work.
6. My web hosting company is not my e-mail provider.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
A word to the wise:
1. On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D. Apple did this abruptly. Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me. ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )
The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content. The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.
I complained to Apple. Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”. No further information was given. Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.
The purpose of Apple’s ban can be deduced: Apple hoped to destroy this magazine.
Meanwhile, Apple does its utmost to flood our society with its propaganda. The purpose of Apple’s propaganda is to replace American values with Apple “values”. As Tucker Carlson says, of entities like Apple, “Shut up and obey.”
Update: On August 25, 2022, I discovered that I once again had access to my content in iCloud.
I had, in the meantime, discarded much of this content. I discarded it because I couldn’t access it.
Also, I was trying to get what was left in iCloud out of iCloud. This was necessary if I was to transition to a new Apple I.D. An Apple I.D. is needed to synch content between your various Apple devices.
I’ve never shared anything on Apple, except for my self-created playlists in Apple Music. I have now ceased to share my playlists in Apple Music.
2. On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 222
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 222, version 1.0
Date Written: September 17, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Kay J: Pleasure in Pain
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ET 221
Editorial Thunder presents...
Kay J: Pleasure in Pain
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Plus: Learning Macintosh.
And: Hopes dashed!
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Kay J: Pleasure in Pain
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude, or erotic, model. She was born in Kyiv, Ukraine on March 21, 1996. Kay lived in Kyiv until the war.
In prior issues of ARSE, I’ve discussed Kay’s predilection for BDSM. This is most evident in the following films:
1. “Wet Dreams”.
2. “Dreaming”.
The above films are available at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com.
“Wet Dreams” and “Dreaming” were filmed when Kay was no older than 20. ( She may have been 19 or 18. )
The purpose of both films is simple: to display Kay’s nude beauty. In both films, however, Kay bears whip marks. In “Wet Dreams”, she also has new and old bruises.
On September 14, 2021, I joined Kay’s Only Fans page. I consider her to be the most beautiful girl ever. I also wanted to learn more about the 20th year of her life. I asked her about her whip marks in “Wet Dreams”.
Kay’s answer: “Hi so vou have a lot my photos ) thanks for your love ❤️”.
- Kay J.
Source: Direct Message. September 16, 2021. ( California time. )
On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly banned me from her Only Fans page. I have had no access to it, or to her, since.
Nonetheless, my research into Kay J, and her predilection for BDSM, continues.
The most useful source that I’ve found, so far, is the following:
Hurts So Good, by Leigh Cowart. ( Not Coward! )
Cowart writes: “According to the International Association for the Study of Pain (IASP), the official definition of pain is “an unpleasant sensory experience associated with, or resembling that associated with actual or potential tissue damage.” ( Page 171. )
Tissue damage, in the form of cuts, abrasions, and bruises, are evident on Kay in “Wet Dreams” and “Dreaming”. The cuts and abrasions are from a bullwhip. The cause of the bruises is unknown.
Cowart lists reasons why people pursue BDSM. They are:
1. To “enhance feelings of helplessness and submission”. ( Page 174. )
On September 9, 2020, Kay posted the following on her Only Fans page:
“At some moments you want to be not only sexy, but also unrealistically beautiful and defenseless🌊”.
Why would a girl want to feel “defenseless”? Cowart writes:
“Receiving and tolerating pain can feel like giving a gift to the person causing said pain, turning endurance into a test of devotion.” ( Page 174. )
I have no idea who whipped and beat Kay. Prostitution was rife in pre-war Kyiv. ( Whether Kay was involved is unknown. ) But, in Kay’s mind, she was giving a gift to her erotic tormentor. ( According to Cowart. )
Cowart also cites “trust” as a reason for enduring pain, as a BDSM ‘bottom’. Kay wanted to show that she trusted her tormentor to not injure her. Of course, the purpose of being whipped and beaten is, generally, to receive cuts, abrasions, and bruises. Any good whipmaster tortures his bottom beyond whatever limit she thought that she could endure. This is likely how Kay wound up with a nasty cut, and an abrasion, on the inner curve of her right breast. ( Which, in both “Wet Dreams” and in “Dreaming”, she seems proud of. )
2. “Another popular reason for desiring pain is that it creates a contrasting sensation that intensifies pleasure. All pleasure all the time sure sounds nice, but a little pain mixed in can really boost the experience of both.” ( Page 175. )
Pain, like pleasure, releases hormones. Hence, by being whipped and beaten ( while, hopefully, being intermittently pleasured ), Kay was getting hormones from both pain and pleasure.
3. Cowart writes of “the appeal inherent in the challenge of enduring pain, seeking to create feelings of achievement through [ it ].”
“A sense of pride can be cultivated through sustaining an ordeal … I’m certainly extra blissed-out … after a scene if I feel like I took more pain than usual”. ( Page 175. )
As stated above, Kay seems proud of her whip marks in “Wet Dreams” and “Dreaming”.
In many of her photographic items, Kay fondles her left breast. That is, she favors it. She nearly always ignores her right breast. ( I mentioned this fact to her, on Only Fans. )
In “Wet Dreams” and in “Dreaming”, Kay favors her wounded right breast. She does not do so pityingly. Like a true bottom, she’s proud of her marks.
On March 11, 2022, Kay got a giant fucking tattoo on her back. She was excited about getting tattooed. She was proud of the result. ( In fact, her tattoo ruined her beauty, at least when she’s viewed from behind. )
Kay’s tattoo is on her upper back. Since its large area is centered on her spine, it’s a spinal tattoo. Her tattoo also extends onto the base of her neck. ( Meaning: if her hair is pinned up, she can’t help letting her tattoo peek out at you. )
Getting a spinal tattoo rates as 9 out of 10 on the pain scale. It is a disabling pain, the sort that makes the person bed-ridden. Kay was definitely “defenseless” while getting tattooed on her spine.
Getting tattooed on the neck is also quite painful.
It took between six and eight hours for Kay to be tattooed. That’s a long time to endure pain. In fact, after about two hours, the body runs out of endorphins. How Kay endured the pain of being tattooed for another six hours is unknown.
The discomfort of being tattooed didn’t end when Kay was no longer being pierced by a needle. The body feels traumatized into the next day. ( At home. ) The tattoo itches horribly for up to 10 days after being tattooed. The reason for the itching is simple: the body wants you to scratch your skin off, to get rid of the ink. Having a new tattoo is the equivalent of having shingles. ( An extremely painful, itchy rash. )
What did Kay gain from such an experience? She proved that she’s a true bottom, who can endure severe pain for a prolonged period of time.
On October 2, 2020, Kay posted the following to her Only Fans page:
“Well, hello😈Today, according to the plan, we have dominance, we will play with you a game where I will beat you hard🤫”.
Along with the above, Kay posted four photos of herself in a bondage dungeon. She isn’t a dominant in this dungeon. She’s bent over before a Saint Andrew’s cross. She’s also, in two photos, bound to the cross. In a fourth photo, she’s on her knees. A large ball gag is stuffed in her mouth.
Hence, Kay isn’t writing, in her post, of herself “beating you hard”. Rather, she’s writing what a dominant would say to her.
In many of Kay’s photos on her Only Fans page, Kay is bruised. Her bruises are always below her waist. Often, they’re on her “ass”, as she describes it.
Kay isn’t bruised in the same places. Hence, the bruises, in each instance, are from different beatings that she’s received. ( They’re not birth marks. )
I found no whip marks on Kay in her Only Fans photos. Being whipped was, apparently, a predilection when she was a teenager, and in her early 20s.
On the Internet, one can easily find photographic items where a girl is being whipped or beaten. However, none have the youthful perfection of Kay in “Wet Dreams” and “Dreaming”. With her narrow shoulders and bodacious charms, Kay is like a fine piece of china. She has the face of a fashion model. Her satiny skin is flawless.
Kay was, at age 20, a dream bottom. ( Including her ass! ) Her desire to prove her worth as a bottom went too far when she chose to be tattooed.
“The horror! The horror!”
― Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness
LEARNING MACINTOSH
by Andrew Roller
On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer rendered my iCloud account inactive. That was the fourth time that Apple rendered my iCloud account inactive. On August 18, Apple told me that my iCloud account was “ineligible for reactivation”. That is, Apple had banned me.
I detail this experience in prior issues of ARSE. The question is, why did Apple ban me? There are only two possibilities:
1. An Apple employee snooped in my iCloud account. She discovered that I wasn’t “woke”. As a result, this person banned me.
2. I mail copies of ARSE to members of the media. I also mail ARSE to politicians and organizations. I got very good at doing this lengthy, tedious task. Every copy of ARSE that I mailed was new.
Some time ago, a media organization complained to Google Mail that I was “spamming” them.
Some media organizations banned me from their e-mail system. That was no loss to me. I had too many e-mail addresses. The only effective way to e-mail someone is by hand. ( That is, individually. ) Hence, I welcomed having less addresses.
I never e-mailed Apple. I had no reason to e-mail Apple. Also, there is no “Apple e-mail” address.
( I list two e-mail addresses for Apple in a prior issue of ARSE. Only use them if your iCloud account gets banned. )
On every occasion that Apple disabled my iCloud account, Apple assured me that this was not for “human” reasons. In fact, I believe that a human is to blame. I was banned by Apple because I wasn’t sufficiently “woke”. Probably, some media figure, or politician, complained about me to Apple. ( I prefer to think that it was a media ideologue who complained. )
As a result of being banned by Apple, I suffered an incalculable loss. I suffered this loss even though Apple reactivated my iCloud account on August 25, 2022. I thank Apple for that. However, in the days after August 18, I proceeded to chuck much of my remaining content. My content was mostly in iCloud. Some of it had been downloaded, by happenstance, to my iPad. I salvaged what I could of that content. I chucked the rest. The reason that I chucked it was that it’s impossible to function without an Apple I.D. ( When I lost my iCloud account, I lost my Apple I.D. ) I knew I had to get a new Apple I.D. When I got a new Apple I.D., I would also get a new iCloud account. At that point, I would lose all of my remaining access to the contents in my old iCloud account. I would also lose access to my albums known as “Shared Albums”. ( The photos themselves would remain in my camera roll. However, they’d be scattered across the camera roll. )
( I never shared my photos in “Shared Albums”. I began using “Shared Albums” because the list of albums in “My Albums” is unreadably long. )
It is possible to function at a minimal level without an Apple I.D. However, the point of the Apple I.D. is exactly what you suspect: to allow Apple to control your use of your equipment. You may have paid Apple a fortune for your computer, your devices, your accessories, and the software. ( Including necessary software from third-parties. ) But, in the end, Apple controls it all.
( This will be true of everything in the near future, including your car. Your car is already a snitch. Its computer reports a lot of information about your driving habits. )
I bought a Macintosh from Apple computer. I bought the biggest computer that they currently sell. Sadly, it only has two terabytes. When I still had all of my content, I required 3.7 terabytes. Now, in the wake of Apple’s attack, I have about 2.6 terabytes.
Below, I hope to offer some general tips. If you follow these tips, you’ll have a more secure computing experience.
( By “secure”, I mean: you’ll have access to your content. )
Apple makes a big deal about “security”. Such “security”, as I see it, is psychopathic. Does everyone in America have a filthy sex life, that they must keep private? Are they engaging in white collar crime? Apple’s “security” is meant, mostly, to do one thing: keep Apple in control of your content. Not you.
When you set up your Macintosh, you’re going to need three passwords. Not one. Three.
First, you’ll need an Apple I.D. That amounts to something you have to remember. Or, you have to remember where you wrote it down. So, it’s a password.
Then, you’ll need a password for your Apple I.D. So, that’s a second password.
Next, you’ll have to name a folder in your Macintosh. I guess this is for a computer that’s used by multiple people. Nonetheless, even if you live alone, you must have this folder, and name it. Then, you must have a password for the folder.
Did you restart your computer, to fix a glitch? You need to enter the password for the folder. If you enter your Apple I.D., that won’t work. If you enter your password for your Apple I.D., that won’t work.
What about a “local backup”? ( Which I don’t recommend. ) Well, friend, that’s encrypted. If you want to turn off the encryption for that, you need a password.
Guess what? Only Apple knows that password! Worse, they’re not telling you what it is. My Macintosh came straight from the factory. When I tried to turn encryption off for a “local backup”, Apple demanded my “local backup” password! I’ve never done a “local backup”, but Apple wanted the password anyway. I called Apple Support about this. They were unable to offer me any help.
When you set up your Macintosh, turn off all the encryption. The only thing encryption is going to do is prevent you from accessing your own content.
Setting up the Macintosh is a long and tricky process. It’s “tricky” because Apple, citing “security”, wants you to encrypt everything. Also, Apple wants as much control over your computer as it can acquire.
Setting up your Mac, click on the ‘not now’ or ‘no’ response button. ( Paraphrased. ) Such a response is written by Apple, in tiny print. Avoid the big “YES” button.
I didn’t want “Find My” turned on. Why? Someone, using it, could erase my computer, from a distance. Apple did not offer a ‘no’ button for that. I had to go digging into my Macintosh, after it was set up, to turn “Find My” off.
EXTERNAL DEVICES
I bought an external hard drive for my Mac. It is the standard external hard drive that Apple now sells. It’s called a “LaCie” drive.
Don’t detach your LaCie drive by pulling out the connecting wire. You need to eject the LaCie drive, on your Macintosh’s screen. Then pull out the connecting wire.
If you copy something onto your LaCie drive, don’t copy it into a folder on the LaCie drive. Just copy it onto the drive itself. Then, click open the LaCie drive. Put the item you’ve copied wherever you want to, on the drive.
( If you copy the item directly into a folder, the LaCie drive will tell you that it’s been ‘improperly ejected’. )
If your LaCie drive tells you that it’s been ‘improperly ejected’, you may see a rapidly blinking white light on the drive. This will be on the actual meatspace drive, that you can stick in your pocket.
Does the white light continue to rapidly blink? If so, eject your LaCie drive on your Macintosh’s screen. Then, pull out the LaCie drive’s connecting wire. Then, plug the LaCie drive’s connecting wire back into your Macintosh.
The iPad is more tolerant of having its connecting wire pulled out. However, do not do this if your iPad is actively doing something, like backing up to iCloud.
To properly disconnect your iPad, eject it on your Macintosh’s screen. Then, pull out the connecting wire.
FILE EXTENSIONS
Setting up my Macintosh, I was given the option of adding file extensions. My first thought was, “Hell, no! I didn’t buy a Macintosh to make it look like a nerdy Windows computer!”
In fact, you need those file extensions. They prove invaluable in distinguishing, say, an iMovie file ( which works ) with an mp4 file ( which, sometimes, doesn’t work ).
TWO-FINGER SCROLLING
To scroll on a Macintosh track pad, use two fingers. Don’t press down! That is, to scroll, don’t “click” on the trackpad. Just move your two fingers.
Apple’s word processing app is called “Pages”. To highlight a long block of text in “Pages”, use the index fingers of both of your hands. Begin scrolling with one finger. When you run out of space on your trackpad, add your other finger to the trackpad. “Walk” the highlighted text down the page until you’ve highlighted everything that you need.
( The page moves fast. You’ll always overrun your end point. As a result, you’ll need to “walk” back up the page. The page moves more slowly when you’re going up. )
DON’T CLICK THE MENU BAR!
The quickest way to fuck yourself up the ass ( figuratively ) is to click on the menu bar. The menu bar is at the top of your Macintosh’s screen.
In the prior century, you had to click, and then scroll, on the Macintosh’s menu bar. That was the only method that worked.
Such wasn’t the case for a Windows user. He clicked on his menu bar. An informational box dropped down. Then, he scrolled down in the box, to his objective.
That’s how the modern Macintosh works. Click on the menu bar. An informational box will drop down. Then, scroll down in the box to your objective. Click on it.
If you use your new Macintosh like a Macintosh from the prior century, you’ll wind up clicking on the wrong thing. That can be disastrous.
For instance, I highlighted text in a photo ( of Kay J ). I wanted to copy the text. But, by clicking and scrolling the old-fashioned way ( as a continuous movement ), I didn’t land on “Copy”. I landed on “Cut”. That sent my invaluable photo of Kay into the ‘Deleted Photos’ section of “Photos”. Fortunately, I got my photo back.
( Sometimes, a photo or video sent to ‘Deleted Photos’ is slow to appear. Or, it never appears at all. A photo that doesn’t ever appear is gone. )
( Any “College Girls Gone Bad” video, on the photo roll of a Macintosh, disappears forever if it is deleted. It doesn’t show up in the ‘Deleted Photos’ section of “Photos”. )
AIR DROP
If you highlight an item, you’ll see this: “Share”. That will give you access to “Air Drop”. “Air Drop” is the method that I’m using to transfer files from my iPad to my Macintosh.
You’d think that you could just plug your iPad into your Macintosh and transfer your content. That is how photos get transferred. ( If everything works as it should. ) Everything else has to be air dropped. “Air Drop” your documents. “Air Drop your movies ( in iMovies ).
( In iMovies, click on the movie. Look for the “Share” icon. It’s in there. )
You can also “Air Drop” to your neighbors. So, when you’re transferring photos, make sure that you tap on the correct icon on your screen. “Susie’s iPhone 8” might not want that photo of your dick.
BACK UP!
Can you download all of your cloud content to your hard disk? Can you then back up your hard disk to a second hard disk? If so, your content is safe. Unless, that is, theft or destruction finds your meatspace items.
Probably, you have more content than you have storage space ( in meatspace ). As a result, you’ll need a cloud account. In fact, you’ll need two of them.
I backed up to iCloud regularly. That didn’t save my content. If you gather material on the Internet, or create it, you must have a second cloud account.
Google One is an option. However, all of Google’s phone numbers are fake. Perhaps you can call and leave a message. However, you can’t talk, live, to a human, when you need help.
Perhaps you can “chat” with Google. Google lists their “chat” ( text exchange ) wait time as bering “less than 15 minutes”. I find “chat” to be cumbersome. Also, 15 minutes is a lengthy wait.
Here’s what I’ve found, subscribing to Google One: you’re on your own. You’ll find some information about backing up to Google One on the Internet. However, this information is incomplete. Also, it’s tailored to Android users! ( Google owns Android. )
I installed Google One on my Macintosh. It uploaded a handful of my 120,000 photos. ( Which consist, mostly, of screenshots and screen recordings. ) Then Google One stopped uploading. It hasn’t worked since, except to upload new photos. It ignores my 120,000 old photos.
Using Google One on my Macintosh, I only have access to “recent” photos. ( Photos taken in the last seven days. ) So, even if I wanted to upload 120,000 photos, by hand, to Google One, I can’t.
Some tips:
Don’t ‘mirror’ Google Drive. ‘Stream’ it.
To ‘mirror’ Google Drive is to put all of your content in Google One onto your hard disk. Your hard disk is not big enough to hold the entire contents of Google One. ( If it was, your need for a cloud service would be zero, absent meatspace theft, or destruction. )
( Note: using mirroring with Google One will not return deleted photos, that are in Google One, to your hard disk. To get back deleted photos, look to the upper right corner of a photo in Google One. Find the three dots. Click on them. That will download your photo from Google One. You download a video the same way. )
When you launch an app on a Macintosh, it gives access to itself on the upper left side of your screen. Google One doesn’t do that. It gives access to itself on the upper right side of your screen. Look for the triangle icon, that’s inside of a box. That’s the icon for Google One.
Click on the Google One icon. Dig into it. Make sure that you’ve turned on “Upload”.
( Even so, Google One won’t work. It will only upload new photos. )
You use the Google One app to upload photos to Google One from a Macintosh.
On an iPad, or an iPhone, you use the “Google Photos” app to upload photos to Google One.
I had, in the past, used my iPad to upload photos to Google. ( That was before “Google One” existed. ) Google owns You Tube. When You Tube’s employees proved to be psychopaths, I did my best to sever all ties with Google. Among other things, I stopped uploading photos to Google.
This week, I tried to upload photos to Google One from my iPad. I used the same account that I’d used in the past. The result? The “Google Photos” app remained stuck on ‘Preparing to upload’ for a day. In other words, it didn’t work.
I also own an iPhone. I had never downloaded the “Google Photos” app to my iPhone. So, I did. It worked immediately! It began backing up my photos to Google One at once!
When you are uploading photos to Google One, your iPhone ( or iPad ) must be open and active. That means exactly what it says. I wanted to turn off an alarm on my iPhone. I left the “Google Photos” app. I didn’t quit the app. I simply left it. When I returned to it, it had stalled. It wasn’t uploading anymore.
I went into my “profile” ( the face icon ) in the “Google Photos” app. ‘Upload using cellular’ was turned off. That’s because, were I to upload all of my 120,000 photos over cellular ( my phone line ), the cost would be very high.
I turned on ‘Upload using cellular’. The “Google Photos” app began to upload again! I went back into my “profile”. I turned ‘Upload using cellular’ off. My phone kept uploading to Google One. ( Over Wi-Fi. )
At some point, I was trying to dim the screen’s brightness on my iPhone. I did this with the “Google Photos” app open and active. Somehow, this triggered my iPad. My iPad began to upload to Google One! ( I had left “Google Photos” open and active on my iPad’s screen. )
As a result, I’m uploading to Google One with both my iPhone and my iPad. They are not doing duplicate uploads. They’re working together.
In fact, you could say that my iPhone, and my iPad, are having a long, continuous orgasm. Since they’re busy uploading, they’re utterly useless for anything else.
My computer isn’t uploading anything to Google One. I guess it has no sex drive. Perhaps it thinks it’s the Pope. As a result, I’m able to use my computer to type this. That’s also why this article is confined to general information. I have no ability to dig into my iPhone or my iPad, to add detail to this article. Also, I regard it as unwise to tamper, for now, with Google One on my computer. ( To add detail to this article. ) If something as daunting and fiddly as Google One is working, it’s best to leave it be.
A Macintosh possesses some powerful features that an iPad and an iPhone don’t have. It gives you more control over your content. However, it is considerably more complex than an iPad or an iPhone. ( Which, themselves, can be daunting to learn. ) Expect to go through a lengthy “Hell Week” before you feel capable on your Macintosh. Fortunately, Apple Support is a phone call away. ( Unlike Google. )
HOPES DASHED!
by Andrew Roller
As an ( unpublished ) writer, I didn’t lust for a Macintosh. I was happy with my iPad. However, I supposed that, were I to buy a Macintosh, writing would be easier.
Writing on a Macintosh is easier in one respect: A desktop Macintosh has a huge screen. Otherwise, using a Mac to write is a pain. Here’s an example:
On an iPad, you can open Kindle and copy passages from the books. You can do the same on a Macintosh. However, when I copy from Kindle onto a Macintosh, Kindle prints the source of my quote. I appreciate that Kindle tells me what page I’ve copied from. ( Say, page 174, in a book in Kindle. ) However, I hate the fact that Kindle prints the name of the author, the title of his book, the name of the publisher, and the fact that it’s a “Kindle Edition”. I have to cut this content out of my article. I have to do so every time that I copy a passage from a book in Kindle.
I learned to type on a typewriter. At the time, computers did not exist. ( A few computers existed, but only in rarified places. Bill Gates was, as a boy, admitted to one of those rarified places. That’s why, today, he’s a billionaire, and I’m not. )
To use a typewriter, you insert a sheet of paper into it. Nothing will appear on that piece of paper unless you put it there. That’s what I prefer as my typing experience.
When my Macintosh arrived, I had to adjust it. The Macintosh was set up, at the factory, to do the following:
1. “Correct spelling automatically”.
2. “Capitalize words automatically”.
3. “Add period with double space”.
None of the above were of interest to me. As for spelling, Apple’s “Pages” app highlights words that are, in its opinion, misspelled. However, on a Macintosh, “Pages” doesn’t offer corrections. That is, if you highlight “mispelled”, no replacement words appear on your screen. I’m forced to resort to a dictionary. On my iPad, my dictionary is in my “Dock”. On my Macintosh, I have to go into an icon on my “Dock”, to another location. My dictionary is buried in there.
( On an iPad, “Pages” offers replacements for words that you’ve misspelled.
( When I bought my iPad, I had to adjust it to get rid of such ‘benefits’ as “correct spelling automatically”. )
Perhaps I’ll eventually get used to using a Macintosh. For now, the only thing truly worthwhile about it is its large screen. I’ve never seen Kay J in such lifesize proportions. A Macintosh is great for masturbating!
Conclusions:
1. A real writer, published or not, only wants what he types to appear on the page.
2. If you’re comfortable writing on an iPad, be happy! Only a 1980s or 1990s era Macintosh offers a superior typing experience.
OVERHEARD
A human-created thing is improved until its complexity renders it useless.
AND IN THE END…
“What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.”
- Friedrich Nietzsche.
Source: Google.
ARCANA
1. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
2. Kay J’s Only Fans page is: ukaybb. ( No period. )
3. No time is officially designated as “California time”. However, if I use “Pacific Time”, I then have to figure out whether it was “Pacific Standard Time” or “Pacific Daylight Savings Time”. Hence, I simply state the time in the place where I live. California is a state in the United States of America.
4. Hurts So Good: The Science and Culture of Pain on Purpose. By Leigh Cowart. Hachette Book Group, Inc. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 2021.
5. On the hormones called endorphins, and the hormones called dopamine:
A. Pain releases the pain-killers called endorphins. Among other things, these produce a feeling of well-being. Google writes:
“Does endorphin release make you happy?
“Endorphins also trigger a positive feeling in the body, similar to that of morphine. For example, the feeling that follows a run or workout is often described as "euphoric." That feeling, known as a ‘runner's high,’ can be accompanied by a positive and energizing outlook on life.”
Source: www ( dot ) slidellmemorial ( dot ) org. April 1, 2022. Article: “ 7 Best Ways to Release Endorphins”.
B. Of dopamine, Google writes:
“What hormone is released from pleasure?
“Dopamine: Often called the ‘happy hormone,’ dopamine results in feelings of well-being. A primary driver of the brain's reward system, it spikes when we experience something pleasurable.”
Source: www ( dot ) healthline ( dot ) com. Article: “How to Increase Endorphins: 13 Tips - Healthline”. May 3, 2021.
My Google search term for this footnote was:
“does pleasure release endorphins”. September 9, 2022.
Google writes more about dopamine:
“Dopamine is a type of neurotransmitter and hormone. It plays a role in many important body functions, including movement, memory and pleasurable reward and motivation.”
Source: my ( dot ) clevelandclinic ( dot ) org. Article: “Dopamine: What It Is, Function & Symptoms”. March 23, 2022.
My Google search term for this additional information about dopamine was:
“is dopamine a hormone”. September 9, 2022.
6. Quoting Cowart, I inserted a paragraph break for readability.
7. Cowart lists additional reasons why a person might have a predilection for BDSM:
A. To “check out, get some distance between them and their thoughts.” ( Page 175. )
B. “They’re “in it for the taboo”. ( Page 175. )
C. “The unpleasantness of the pain is worth the payoff of the high that follows.
“Some do it to feel close to their partner. … Or to just try new things.” ( Page 175. )
Two points can be made here:
A. I’ve read, on several occasions, of girls being most enthused about bondage when they’re new to it. This would help explain the nasty cuts on Kay’s right breast in “Wet Dreams” and in “Dreaming”. It would also explain the nasty cuts on her right hip in “Wet Dreams”.
B. An escalation in pain may be needed, over time. A girl’s first BDSM experience may be a spanking. Later, she graduates to being whipped. A whipping is required to produce the hormones that a spanking once did.
( It goes without saying that a girl’s first spanking is usually delivered by a parent. While the parent’s intent is ( supposedly ) disciplinary, the girl recalls the experience as being intensely emotional. The purpose of BDSM is to produce intense emotions. )
Cowart concludes:
“Pain [ is ] a territory that can be intentionally explored if one simply has the inclination and curiosity.” ( Page 178. )
Kay J had, and has, the inclination. She also has the curiosity. But a moth that flies too close to a flame doesn’t survive. Thanks to her tattoo, Kay’s lovely, flawless white back is gone.
8. Three words require discussion.
A. Masochist. A masochist seeks to be dominated, perhaps painfully.
B. Submissive. A submissive seeks to obey another, even if that means enduring pain.
C. Bottom. A bottom seeks pain in erotic circumstances, as well as pleasure.
As best I can tell, Kay J is not a masochist. That is, her masochism is confined to erotic circumstances, where she’s naked.
Kay is not a submissive. I regard her as much more like a tigress. A submissive would not have kicked me out of her Only Fans page with no warning.
Kay is a bottom. Her masochism is confined to erotic circumstances, where she’s naked.
( Being “naked” in such circumstances doesn’t mean utterly nude. The primary aim is to have one’s private parts exposed, vulnerable, and aroused. )
9. Heart of Darkness, by Joseph Conrad. “Pocket Classic”. Publisher: Joe’s nursery, publishing house, and nudie bar. Page 101. Published in 1902. Amazon Kindle.
( When a Kindle book fails to provide the name and location of the publisher, ARSE will! ) ( With or without errors. )
10. Did you ever upload photos to Google? If so, go to photos ( dot ) google ( dot ) com
( Not google ( dot ) photos ( dot ) com )
If you access photos ( dot ) google ( com) via the account you used in the past, your photos will be there!
( If you created more accounts with Google in the meantime, simply “Manage your Google Account” in your “Google Photos” app. That is, in your “Google Photos” app, switch to the correct account. )
11. If you delete a photo from Google One, it will not delete the photo from your computer ( or device’s ) camera roll. ( That is, from your Apple “Photos” app. )
If you delete a photo from your camera roll ( your Apple “Photos” app ), it will not delete the photo from Google One.
I no longer had videos of Danatar in my “Photos” app. I feared that, by uploading my current camera roll to Google One, I’d wipe out what was in Google One. That didn’t happen. Google One added my current camera roll to my former camera roll. It didn’t delete anything in Google One.
12. I succeeded in uploading photos to Google One by obtaining a copy of the “Google Photos” app from the Apple “App Store”. In order to get anything from the “App Store”, you need a ( valid ) Apple I.D.
13. In this issue, I speak of a “connecting wire”. The proper term for such a connection is “a cable”. However, I feared that if I used the word “cable”, a reader might think that I’m referring to a cable T.V. cable. In fact, I use Wi-Fi to connect my Mac to the Internet.
14. Apple Support falls into three categories:
A. I know the answer. Here it is.
Such an employee is rare. Be delighted if you get one. Even an “Apple Senior Advisor” might not have the answer you need.
B. I sort of know the answer.
The employee won’t admit that he doesn’t know the answer. But, work with him. If you and he grope together toward a solution, you’ll come to one. Even if you only arrive at the true answer after you hang up.
C. I don’t know the answer.
You’ll know if you have this sort of employee. In fact, you’ll know quite quickly. Work with the person as best you can. After the conversation ends, call back and speak with someone else. ( If you still need to. ) Many people work at Apple, and they’re scattered all over the country. ( In the United States. )
D. I’m going to dominate you.
Be wary of such an employee. I ran into one of these in 2019. He attempted to control my iPad through me. I was soon terrified. He had me doing things on my iPad that I regarded as dangerous. When the result wasn’t what he expected, he shrugged his shoulders. ( Over the phone. ) After all, he wasn’t fucking up his iPad, just mine. He also wasn’t accustomed to using an iPad.
E. I’m going to hang up on you.
Recently, I was speaking with an Apple employee. I was newly connected to him. Nonetheless, from our conversations’s start, he kept trying to end it. Then, at exactly to the top of the hour, he hung up on me.
As of September, 2022, many Apple Support people are still working from home. So, when such a person takes your call, you’re, in essence, intruding on his private life.
( Perhaps it was time for the man who hung up on me to watch “Masturbation Theatre”. At the top of the hour. )
I feel that psychotic behavior by an employee can be linked to the employee working from home. It was when the COVID-19 lockdowns began that You Tube’s employees began abusing their customers. Probably, the Apple employee who banned me was someone who was “working” at home. That is, she was left to her own devices, including her psychotic impulses.
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I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
A word to the wise:
1. On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D. Apple did this abruptly. Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me. ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )
The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content. The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.
I complained to Apple. Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”. No further information was given. Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.
The purpose of Apple’s ban can be deduced: Apple hoped to destroy this magazine.
Meanwhile, Apple does its utmost to flood our society with its propaganda. The purpose of Apple’s propaganda is to replace American values with Apple “values”. As Tucker Carlson says, of entities like Apple, “Shut up and obey.”
Update: On August 25, 2022, I discovered that I once again had access to my content in iCloud.
I had, in the meantime, discarded much of this content. I discarded it because I couldn’t access it.
Also, I was trying to get what was left in iCloud out of iCloud. This was necessary if I was to transition to a new Apple I.D. An Apple I.D. is needed to synch content between your various Apple devices.
I’ve never shared anything on Apple, except for my self-created playlists in Apple Music. I have now ceased to share my playlists in Apple Music.
2. On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 221
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 221, version 2.0
Date Written: September 9, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Divining Kay J
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ET 220
Editorial Thunder presents...
Divining Kay J
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Plus: Picsart’s hypocrisy.
And: Catch-22 for MAPS.
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DIVINING KAY J
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude, or erotic, model. She was born in Kyiv, Ukraine on March 21, 1996. Kay lived in Ukraine until the war.
One day, I was somewhere on the Internet. It was a “porn” site. Before me was a sea of faces. Most of these didn’t interest me. Then, I saw Kay J’s lovely face! She really stands out!
At some point, I discovered freeones ( dot ) com. Kay J is there. ( Freeones calls her “Kay Jay”. ) As with any porn site, her earliest photos ( where she’s ‘kid cute’ ) are at the back. I scrolled to the back of Freeones. I did so quite laboriously since, at the time, I knew almost nothing about how porn sites are organized. I was copying photographic items as I went along. If you’re diligent, doing this, it will take you all night.
I found two of Kay’s earliest videos at the back of Freeones. They are:
1. “Young Kay Jay enjoys posing naked in her Bedroom”. Real title: “Wet Dreams”.
2. “Kay Jay gives Upskirt View before getting naked”. Real title: “Dreaming”.
Later, I joined the metartnetwork ( dot ) com. This gave me higher resolution, and somewhat longer, versions of the above videos. The Me Tart Network calls Kay J the following: “Kay J”.
When did the Me Tart Network post the above videos to the Me Tart Network? The dates for this are as follows:
“Wet Dreams” was posted on September 20, 2016.
“Dreaming” was posted on December 25, 2016.
“Wet Dreams” and “Dreaming” were filmed by Alex Lynn. For a time, he owned his own web site: alex-lynn ( dot ) com. “Wet Dreams” and “Dreaming” may have once been posted to alex-lynn ( dot ) com. This would likely have predated the posting of these videos to the Me Tart Network.
At Freeones, “Kay Jay” is stated as having been added to Freeones on June 17, 2016.
At Indexxx ( dot ) com, “Kay J” is stated as having been added to Indexxx on May 1, 2016.
In many of her earliest photographic items, Kay has light, distinct, bikini tan lines. Until the war, she’d lived her whole life in Ukraine. Ukraine is a cold place. One doesn’t acquire summer tan lines in a cold place. Hence, I feel that Kay J’s earliest photographic items may have been shot in the summer of 2015, or even 2014, when she was, respectively, 19 and 18 years old.
At Indexxx, there is a “Comments” section. There, a comment is dated October 17, 2016. The comment mentions the photo gallery “Sanora”. In “Sanora”, Kay is no longer ‘kid cute’. Also, her photographer is not Alex Lynn, but a later one, called Arkisi. This reinforces my belief that Kay was 19 or 18 when “Wet Dreams” and “Dreaming” were filmed.
If you give “Wet Dreams” a cursory look, you’ll conclude the following:
“A cute kid tumbles around naked in a bed, for her videographer.”
You’re especially likely to reach this conclusion if you watch the free, low-resolution version at Freeones.
However, if you watch the 1080p version at the Me Tart Network, you’ll see this:
Bruises, and, especially, whip marks on Kay. I’ve detailed these in prior issues of ARSE. The deepest cuts are on Kay’s right hip, and on the inner curve of ( the underside of ) her right breast. She also has ( smaller ) whip marks on her bottom. All of these marks bled. We are seeing the scabs that resulted.
Wow! I’ve read some Victorian literature. Some of this literature contains whipping scenes. The ultimate line that I remember from Victorian literature is this one:
“You made my bottom bleed!” I assumed that the female recipient was moaning over a single whip cut on her bottom, that bled. Kay J is not a character invented by a Victorian jerkoff. She’s a real girl. A teenager. Or, at most, a girl who’s ( newly ) 20 years old.
In 2019, I stumbled across a video of my idol, Lily Ann. The video’s real title is, “Sloan, in Backyard Bang, by cumfiesta ( dot ) com”.
( Cum Fiesta had, by 2019, released this 480p video to the public domain. They did so to publicize their web site. However, “Backyard Bang” is no longer at Cum Fiesta. 480p was regarded as high resolution in 2001, when “Backyard Bang” was, apparently, filmed. By 2019, 480p was considered too low-resolution to keep on a professional porn site. )
As of 2019, I’d spent almost 20 years looking at Lily Ann in magazines. Lily Ann didn’t have sex in the magazines. She just posed nude.
I guess, in 2019, I assumed that Lily Ann was still 18 years old, and a virgin. “Backyard Bang” blew my mind. Not, I regret to add, in a way that was wholly positive. Frankly, it shocked me. I’ve since seen a lot of porn videos on the Internet. Most feature adults having sex in a way that I would call “theatrical”. In “Backyard Bang”, Lily Ann is ‘kid cute’. Furthermore, she’s having real sex, with her boyfriend and his male friend.
However deep the impact of “Backyard Bang” was on me, Kay’s film, “Wet Dreams”, shattered what sanity I had left. Here was a ‘kid cute’ girl with obvious evidence of being severely whipped. I guess there are degrees of severity. But, given where her marks are ( especially the ones on her right hip, and on her right breast ), hers was no prosaic punishment. It must have been delivered in a dungeon. Otherwise, her screams would have aroused the whole neighborhood. Also, as in so many of her photographic items, she has bruises on her. Two of the bruises on her, in “Wet Dreams”, are from a prior erotic ordeal.
( By “prior”, I mean that the bruises appear, to me, to be olive in hue. This is in contrast to some bruises on her that are red. A bruise is red “immediately after” its been given. A bruise that is olive is 10 - 14 days old. )
( Kay has since, apparently, ceased to receive whippings. She is, however, still regularly beaten, below the waist. You can see bruises on her in many of the photographic items on her Only Fans page. )
( The only era when Kay ceases to have bruises is after the war starts. At that point, she was obliged to abandon Kyiv, and her defacto husband. Her defacto husband is the father of her son Mark. )
If a video appears of Kay J, it is usually accompanied by a photo gallery. I’m speaking of her ‘kid cute’ era. On March 11, 2021, Kay was tattooed. ( Something she chose to receive. ) Since then, photographers only shoot photo galleries of her. That’s because a video has thousands of frames of film. It has too many frames of film for an airbrush artist to eliminate her ( large ) tattoo.
No photo gallery accompanies the video “Wet Dreams”.
Kay bears the same whip marks in “Dreaming” that she has in “Wet Dreams”. However, “Dreaming” was, apparently, filmed a day after “Wet Dreams”. I say this because Kay’s whip marks in “Dreaming” are slightly less evident than in “Wet Dreams”.
Does a photo gallery accompany “Dreaming”? I puzzled over this for a year. I now have an answer. ( Which is, in fact, the point of this essay. ) Two photo galleries accompany the video “Dreaming”. They are:
1. “Maru”. This was posted by the Me Tart Network on February 21, 2017.
( Declaring such a date is a tricky business. The downloaded photos in Maru are dated February 21, 2017. The downloaded cover photo for Maru is dated February 24, 2017. At Indexxx, Maru is dated March 13, 2017. )
( I myself downloaded Maru in 2021. )
2. “White”. This is credited to alex-lynn ( dot ) com. ( Alex-lynn ( dot ) com no longer exists. ) Versions of “White” are scattered across free porn sites on the Internet. All of these versions are free samples. That is, you can’t assemble all of “White” from the samples. Lynn never intended for more than the samples to exist outside of his web site.
( “White” is not the same as “Maru”. They are different photo galleries. )
All of the following were created on the same day:
1. The video “Dreaming”.
2. The photo gallery “Maru”.
3. The photo gallery “White”.
How do I know this? First, Kay looks the same in all three of these photographic items. In “Dreaming” and in “White”, she’s wearing the same clothing. ( Hence, “White” is the photo gallery that’s meant to accompany the video “Dreaming”. )
In all three photographic items, Kay is in the same room. There’s a shelving unit behind her. Look at the objects on the shelves. All of the objects are identical in all three photographic items. Indeed, every object is in the same location.
( Note: if you examine Kay’s oeuvre, during her ‘kid cute’ era, you’ll recognize a blue bottle. I simply want to say that Lynn had two identical blue bottles. Also, he had two bean bag chairs. Keep this in mind as you study Kay’s oeuvre. Otherwise, you might come to false conclusions. )
“Dreaming” was filmed, as stated above, a day after “Wet Dreams”.
Now, we’ve arrived at enlightenment. We’re no longer jerking off to disparate photographic items, and coming to false assumptions about them. Or about the world that we live in.
Kay had, apparently, been ( very ) recently whipped when “Wet Dreams” was filmed. I say this because there are whip marks on her body, in “Wet Dreams”, that didn’t bleed. These are gone by the time that “Dreaming” was filmed.
( Indeed, had the filming of “Wet Dreams” been delayed, her lighter whip marks ( that didn’t bleed ) would have vanished. )
“Wet Dreams” was filmed on a porch. If you look beyond the porch, you won’t see shadows. “Wet Dreams” was filmed at high noon. Was Kay whipped at 11 a.m.? I have no idea. Whipping strikes me as an activity of the night. Kay must have known she was due to be filmed by Alex Lynn. Yet she let herself be whipped anyway.
Did Alex Lynn whip her? That’s unlikely. You won’t see any whip marks on Kay in the photo galleries “Maru”, and “White”. An airbrush artist eliminated Kay’s whip marks. An airbrush artist costs money.
Also, Lynn wasn’t a BDSM photographer. He created soft core porn for high class web sites like the Me Tart Network.
( By “high class”, I’m giving a conventional view of the Me Tart Network. It derives from the way that Playboy was viewed in the prior century. Playboy was viewed, by its defenders, as being “tasteful nude photography”. If your buyer ( Me Tart ) wants tasteful nudes, you can’t send them photos of a girl who’s been whipped. )
( To inspect Kay’s whip marks, you have to put her videos into your iMovie app. Then, take screenshots of her in iMovie. Your screenshots go ( automatically ) into your Photos app. In your Photos app, enlarge and examine the screenshots of Kay. )
A professional photographer like Lynn doesn’t work alone. He has a staff. You can see his makeup artist at the beginning of this video:
“Model Tests, episode IV, Kay J”.
I find it unlikely that Lynn’s staff would sit around listening to Kay scream as Lynn whipped her.
Lynn worked in a studio. In her ‘kid cute’ era, Kay seems to be in many different indoor locations. In fact, the indoor locations are all one location: inside Lynn’s studio. Lynn’s studio was in an upper floor of a tall building in Kyiv. I have examined Lynn’s studio, and its props, closely. I haven’t found any obvious place where Lynn might have whipped Kay.
What was it like for Kay to be whipped? I say, look at the first photos in “Maru”. Kay appears to act out the following:
1. Arriving at the place where she’ll be whipped. ( Presumably, a bondage party, where she’s now become the star. ) ( Because she’s about to be whipped. )
2. Kay interacting with someone. ( Presumably, the person who’s going to whip her. )
3. Kay ( standing up ) anxiously revealing her bottom.
Kay was whipped as she stood upright. Her arms were forcibly raised above her. They were surely restrained; tied or chained at the wrists. I say this because Kay has whip marks on the right side of her torso, near her right breast. She then has whip cuts on her breast. If Kay’s arms had been free, her arms would have been hanging down. They would have blocked the whip strokes that struck her torso.
Apparently, the whip master struck her torso to test her willingness to continue. When she didn’t object, he struck her right breast. Then, he struck it again. Both cuts went deep enough to draw blood.
( Both whip cuts on Kay’s breast are close to her nipple. It was surely erect. Had the whip struck her erect nipple, it would have been cut. In my armchair opinion, the whip might have sliced Kay’s nipple in half. Hence, she wasn’t just playing a painful erotic game, but a risky one. The slicing cut into her nipple would have required stitches. Indeed, when I look at the deepest whip cut on her breast, I come to the following conclusion: if that cut had been much deeper, Kay might have needed stitches to close the wound. Otherwise, she’d have been stuck with a scar. )
If you look for whip marks on Kay’s upper back, you won’t find them. That’s because her long hair was hanging free. When the whip hit her back, her mane of hair absorbed the blow.
In “Maru”, Kay presents herself on all fours. ( She does this in the latter photos in “Maru”. ) However, as stated above, I’ve deduced that Kay was whipped while she was standing upright.
Kay J kicked me out of her Only Fans page. In the final photo that she posted, before kicking me out, she’s kneeling on a bondage bed. Kay is upright on the bed. Her arms are raised high. They’re bound, at the wrists, with a rope.
When I joined Kay’s Only Fans page, I asked her about “Wet Dreams”. Specifically, I asked about her whip marks in “Dreaming”. Kay’s reply was:
“Hi so vou have a lot my photos ) thanks for your love ❤️”.
Kay gave this reply on September 16, 2021.
( The date and time that Only Fans assigned to Kay’s comment was for California, where I live. Kay was, at the time, in Kyiv. )
At some point during the following two months, Kay deleted this comment.
( When I saw that Kay had a tattoo, I was shocked. I stayed away from Kay’s Only Fans page for two and a half months. I stayed away from it from mid-September, 2021, to late November, 2021. )
CONCLUSION
Today’s article has taken us on quite a journey. We’ve gone from a false assumption about Kay J, to a true one.
Our first assumption about Kay was the following: “A cute kid tumbles around naked in a bed”.
Now, we’ve arrived at the truth. Kay, in her real life, was a bondage bottom.
We’ve moved from a cave of societal lies, to the truth.
That’s why I publish ARSE.
If so-called “child pornography” wasn’t ( wrongfully ) outlawed, the truth of young girls’ natural erotic behavior would light up the world like the sun. Society’s oppressive lies would be forever banished to the dark cave where they belong.
PICSART’S HYPOCRISY
by Andrew Roller
Picsart is a photo editing app. Picsart does not provide any instructions on how to use their app. What does picsart provide? A lengthy “Terms of Use” document. A lengthy “Privacy Policy” document. A lengthy “Security Policy” document. And, of course, a lengthy “Community Guidelines” document.
Picsart’s “Community Guidelines” states the following:
“Do not post any content that promotes… pedophilia”.
But read on. Picsart’s “Community Guidelines then says:
“We value diversity and want Picsart to be a place of inclusion…
“Do not post content that discriminates against… sexual orientation.”
In other words, according to Picsart, you must not criticize a man sticking his penis into another man’s asshole.
However, you must never mention liking girls.
There’s a word for the philosophy that Picsart holds. It comes straight from the Bible. It’s called, Sodom and Gomorrah.
At this time, America is flirting with not one, but two, nuclear wars. America could get into a nuclear war with Russia. Or, America could get into a nuclear war with China. Or, America could get into a nuclear war with both Russia and China! Thanks, Picsart.
OVERHEARD
I have zero tolerance for your zero tolerance!
AND IN THE END…
CATCH-22 for MAPS
If you’re not in a position of authority over the child, you’re “grooming” the child.
If you are in a position of authority over the child, you’re “betraying the child’s trust”.
( “MAP” stands for “minor attracted person”. )
ARCANA
1. Lily Ann was born on August 15, 1983.
2. The bruises on Kay J that I identify as being olive in hue are on the following locations:
A. The back of her right thigh. This bruise is near the back of her knee.
B. The front of her left shin. This bruise is in the middle of her shin.
3. My source for the color of a bruise, and what it signifies, is the following article:
“What do the colors of a bruise mean?”
From the web site “Medical News Today”.
4. In “Divining Kay J”, I describe her as kneeling on a bed, with her hands tied above her. Kay posted this photo to her Only Fans page on May 27, 2022. ( California time. ) However, this photo comes from a photo gallery.
Kay posted the first photo from this photo gallery on August 25, 2020. ( When she was 24 years old. ) You won’t find this photo gallery listed at index ( dot ) com. It is, apparently, “custom” content. Someone paid Kay to be filmed in this manner.
If all I had was this single photo, I’d write it off as something that Kay did for a photographer. It wouldn’t say anything about her private life. It is the other evidence, stated in “Divining Kay J”, that reveals her true self.
Who Kay really is aids us in understanding young girls in general.
That, in turn, exposes the violently oppressive lies that society shoves down males’ throats.
Until males, generally, demand their God-given rights, the rights held by all of our forefathers, we’ll be confined to a cave of masturbatory ignorance. In silence.
5. Kay J’s Only Fans page is: ukaybb. ( No period. )
6. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
7. I have written about Kay J in many issues of ARSE. If you desire further confirmation of statements that I make about her in this issue, please read my prior issues.
( Admittedly, it’s a lot of reading. )
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
A word to the wise:
1. On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D. Apple did this abruptly. Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me. ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )
The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content. The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.
I complained to Apple. Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”. No further information was given. Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.
The purpose of Apple’s ban can be deduced: Apple hoped to destroy this magazine.
Meanwhile, Apple does its utmost to flood our society with its propaganda. The purpose of Apple’s propaganda is to replace American values with Apple “values”. As Tucker Carlson says, of entities like Apple, “Shut up and obey.”
Update: On August 25, 2022, I discovered that I once again had access to my content in iCloud.
I had, in the meantime, discarded much of this content. I discarded it because I couldn’t access it.
Also, I was trying to get what was left in iCloud out of iCloud. This was necessary if I was to transition to a new Apple I.D. An Apple I.D. is needed to synch content between your various Apple devices.
I’ve never shared anything on Apple, except for my self-created playlists in Apple Music. I have now ceased to share my playlists in Apple Music.
2. On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 220
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 220, version 2.0
Date Written: August 29, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Man’s Fate
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ET 219
Editorial Thunder presents...
Man’s Fate
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Plus: Frozen iPad: What now?
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MAN’S FATE
by Andrew Roller
On August 18, I was using my iPad. Suddenly, a notice appeared on it. The notice read as follows:
“Apple ID Verification
“Enter the password for [ your Apple ID ] in
“Settings.”
The same notice appeared, a second later, on my iPhone.
I’ve been using an iPad and an iPhone for three years. Occasionally, I’ve seen this notice. I am not a tech person. I am able to enter my password. However, at times, in the past, I’ve been told that my password didn’t work. This was the case even though my password was correct.
On August 18, I called Apple. I called them before I even tried to enter my password in Settings. I did this because Settings limits the number of times that you can enter an “incorrect” password. If you enter an “incorrect” password more than a few times, you’ll be locked out of your Apple I.D. for days. This will happen even if, in your opinion, you are entering the correct password.
( If you get locked out of your Apple I.D., you can’t back up your iPad. If your iPad then crashes, all of your work on it is ( probably ) lost. That’s because, to render your iPad usable again, you’ll ( probably ) have to erase it. )
Apple answered the phone. Apple told me to go to “Settings” on my iPad. In “Settings”, the following was printed under my name:
“Update Apple ID Settings” ( No Period. )
I tapped on “Update Apple ID Settings”.
An informational box appeared. It read,
“Apple ID Password
“Enter the password for [ your Apple I.D. ].”
I entered my correct password.
Another informational box appeared. It read:
“Verification Failed
“This Apple ID is not active.
“OK”.
This had happened to me at least twice in the two years that I’ve owned my iPad, and my iPhone. It happened once in the summer of 2021. I happened again on July 22, 2022.
On July 22, 2022, I was told the following by an Apple Support person in iTunes: the fact that your Apple I.D. was rendered inactive was due to “a glitch”.
I accepted the person’s explanation. However, I didn’t believe it. My opinion was that someone had hacked my Wi-Fi. I have a cable Wi-Fi. On June 22, 2022, Comic-Con was going on all around me. I figured that, out of 200,000 attendees, at least one had decided to hack into my Wi-Fi. This had somehow knocked me offline with Apple.
Comic-Con didn’t take place in the summer of 2021, due to Covid-19. However, I live in a busy downtown area. Anyone outside of my room can see my Wi-Fi on his phone. My Wi-Fi is locked, but so are the personnel records of the United States of America. China stole them anyway.
In the past, whenever my Apple I.D. was rendered inactive, I called Apple. An Apple Support person made my Apple I.D. active again.
Sometimes, my Apple I.D. wasn’t rendered inactive. However, Apple demanded my password. Apple did this on my iPad, or on my iPhone. I always entered my password correctly. However, sometimes my password didn’t work.
Sometimes, my password didn’t work on my iPad. However when I entered my password on my iPhone, it worked!
( I use the same password for both devices. That’s because both devices, in order to “synch”, have to be logged into Apple with the same Apple I.D. )
On August 18, 2022, I was told the following by the Apple Support person:
“Your Apple I.D. is inactive. It’s ineligible to be reactivated.”
What did that mean? It meant the following:
1. All of my content in Apple’s iCloud was no longer available to me. ( Even the free five gigabytes! ) I was, in fact, paying Apple to store 3.7 terabytes of content in iCloud+.
2. Any content that I’d purchased from Apple, that was backed up to iCloud+, was unavailable to me. ( For instance, Apple Books. Also, Apple Audio Books, and any movies that I’d bought through the Apple One service. )
3. I was a subscriber to Apple One. The playlists that I’d created, in Apple Music, were no longer available to me. All of Apple Music was unavailable to me.
4. Every subscription that I’d bought with my Apple I.D. wouldn’t renew. For instance, I subscribe to the app, by Readdle, called PDF Expert. This app would continue to function. However, it would no longer renew.
( Such a subscription is billed through the Apple “App Store”. If your Apple I.D. is no longer valid, a company like Readdle can’t bill you. )
The Apple Support person offered to give me a new Apple I.D. However, that didn’t solve the problem with my old Apple I.D. My content in iCloud was only accessible with my old Apple I.D. The same was true if I wanted to access Apple Books, and my playlists in Apple Music.
Over time, I called numerous people at Apple Support. I spoke with junior advisors and with senior advisors. Everyone told me the same thing:
1. Your Apple I.D. is inactive. Your Apple I.D. is ineligible for reactivation.
( Note the neutral language. At least You Tube tells you, “You’re Terminated”. )
2. The Apple Support people gave me various reasons for why my Apple I.D. was inactive. Most of these were vague. “Security concerns” were cited. I told them to do whatever they needed to do in this regard. I told them that they were free to give me a new Apple I.D. What I needed was my content. I needed the content that I’d created, and the content that I’d paid for. All of this content was in iCloud+. ( Which I was paying for. )
The answer was always the same: “No.”
An Apple Support person assured me that no human being at Apple had chosen to terminate me. I had been terminated due to “the system”. I told them the following: “That means there’s a flaw in your system. Your [ stupid ] programming has locked me out of my content. Tell your engineers to fix your programming.”
I soon learned the following: There’s a wall between Apple Support and the rest of Apple. This wall prevents Apple’s support people from communicating, at all, with Apple’s engineering staff. It also prevents Apple’s support people from communicating with the “Apple Policy” people. ( Discussed below. )
Hence, Apple’s support staff can be described as the following:
Your Apple device ( or computer ) breaks. You take a walk. You meet a bum. You tell the bum about your problem with your Apple product. The bum, as it turns out, is knowledgeable about Apple products. He can discuss them at length. He can even give ( sometimes flawed ) advice on how to fix Apple products. But can he communicate with Apple’s engineering staff? No. Can he communicate with Apple’s policy staff? No.
Apple Support is the same as the bum. I’ve gotten good advice from Apple’s support people, over the years. I’ve also gotten flawed advice.
Eventually, Apple’s support people settled on this explanation: your Apple I.D. was terminated due to “Apple Policy”.
I asked Apple’s support people what aspect of Apple’s policy I’d violated. No one would say. ( Because, apparently, they didn’t know. )
I soon deduced the truth: the people at “Apple Policy” were engaging in viewpoint discrimination. I write a newsletter. I send it, via individual copies, to many politicians, media companies, and organizations. I try to limit the distribution of my newsletter to relevant addresses. However, like the F.B.I., in its search of former President Donald Trump’s home, I take a broad view of “relevant.”
I do not limit the distribution of my newsletter to those who might like it. I am responding to political, cultural, and social events, as they occur. I’m giving my own view of these matters. You might agree with me, or you might not.
Some newspapers have stopped accepting e-mails from me. So has at least one politician, and one organization. Since I send each e-mail individually, that’s no loss to me. It takes me two hours to do a mailing. If I do a full mailing, e-mailing every address that I have, it takes seven hours.
( In the modern era, it’s useless to create a mass-mailing list. Any e-mail system marks such a mailing, whatever its relevance, as “spam”. )
Probably, a lot of my e-mails never reach the recipient. If a recipient puts one of my e-mails into “Trash”, in his e-mail app, he’ll never see any of my e-mails again. I’ll keep sending them. But he won’t see them, unless he looks into “Trash”.
For somebody, that wasn’t enough. That person complained to the “Apple Policy” people. As a result, the “Apple Policy” people terminated my Apple I.D. That’s my view of the situation. I have no direct evidence as to why my Apple I.D. was terminated.
I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. However, being an Apple customer, especially in that era, was like joining an arms race. Apple was always updating its products. Apple was always updating its operating system. A customer had to keep buying new Apple products to keep up.
Also, there was the matter of third party software. Any time Apple updated its operating system, third party developers pestered me to pay them. I was to pay them to update my software that I’d purchased from them. Old versions of their software might not work in Apple’s new, updated operating system.
Or, the third party developer might upgrade his software on his own initiative. In any event, I was told to buy the new version of his software.
Today, in 2022, I have unopened packages containing updated third party software. These packages date from the 1990s.
I also have the Macintosh, and peripherals, that I owned in the 1990s. These items are sitting in a storage locker that’s 700 miles from where I live now. The old software packages are sitting in the same place. I’d fetch this ( now useless ) stuff, but I don’t have the money to move it. Just going to see these items would cost more than I can afford. ( My storage locker holds more than Macintosh items. )
I fell behind in the race to keep up with Apple. Hence, when I bought my iPhone, in May of 2019, I knew nothing. I had to lock myself in my room for two months to figure out how to use it. I bought my iPad in August of 2019. It took me awhile to learn to use the iPad.
Apple’s support people never properly explained to me how iCloud works. It was sold to me as my primary workspace. Work in iCloud, and save your work to your iPad. That’s what I was told. That’s wrong.
In fact, you must work on your iPad. Only use iCloud as backup storage. That’s because Apple can, at any time, terminate your Apple I.D. If it does, you lose all of your content in iCloud. This is true even if you buy iCloud+, and additional iCloud+ storage through Apple One. ( Apple One includes two terabytes of iCloud+ storage. You can ( easily ) combine your Apple One storage with your separate iCloud+ plan. )
Apple sold me a one terabyte iPad in 2019. However, the “Files” app, in Apple’s “iPad OS” ( operating system ), could not address a full terabyte. Files could only address about 256 gigabytes. I complained to Apple’s support people. They had no idea what I was talking about. One Apple Support person actually resented what I was telling him.
Eventually, Apple improved its operating system. However, the “Files” app was still unable to address a full terabyte. As best I can tell, “Files” only became able to address one terabyte when Apple started selling a two terabyte iPad!
( In 2022, my “Files” app can address the full terabyte of storage that my iPad has. )
The consequence of Apple’s fraudulent conduct, with regard to the “Files” app, was this: I ceased to use “Pages” ( Apple’s word processing app ) on my iPad. I typed on my iPad, but my workspace was iCloud+. I only used my iPad’s lone terabyte to store a few things.
Hence, when the “Apple Policy” people terminated my Apple I.D, I lost nearly everything. Fortunately, I was mailing my newsletter when Apple terminated me. I was done writing it, for the day. I had saved the latest iteration of my newsletter file ( containing every issue ) to my iPad.
I now resume my account of the termination of my Apple I.D.
I called Apple Support a number of times. Eventually, I was told the following: my Apple I.D. was terminated due to “Apple Policy”.
I pursued this matter alone, on my iPad. At some point, I found something somewhere. It displayed my “case number”. This was a number assigned to me by Apple. It was related to my termination by Apple. I tapped on an enclosed link. I was taken somewhere. I was told that my Apple I.D. was “inactive”. Two words were cited as the reason: “Apple Policy”. There was no further explanation. There was no option to respond.
I now resume my account of speaking to Apple by telephone.
I called Apple’s billing department. I asked if my credit card was still active. The answer: “Yes”. Apple still intended to bill me, but I would no longer have access to my content, or to anything that I’d bought from Apple. I asked Apple’s billing department to make sure that I wasn’t billed in the future. Also, since I’d paid for iCloud+, and for Apple One, I asked for a refund.
( In theory, I was entitled to a full refund of every payment that I’d made for iCloud+, and for Apple One. I’d paid Apple to store my stuff. Apple had betrayed me. In fact, I only spoke to Apple of the payments that I’d made for August. It was the middle of August, and I no longer had access to my content. )
The person in Apple’s billing department said that she’d help me. She put me on hold. I waited on hold for about 20 minutes. Then, the line went dead.
I called Apple’s billing department again. I got a different person. She looked up my Apple I.D. She said that my Apple I.D. was “deleted”. She said,
“I can’t even get into your Apple I.D. I think it’s been erased.”
The person told me to call my bank. She told me to dispute Apple’s charges. ( For August. ) I did this.
Some days later, I called Apple’s billing department again. I was told, again, that my Apple I.D. was “deleted”. This meant the following:
1. Since my Apple I.D. was deleted, Apple could not issue me a refund for my payment, in August, for iCloud+. The same was true for my payment for Apple One.
2. Since I’d disputed Apple’s charges with my bank, my credit card was now banned by Apple. I could not ever use that card again to buy anything in Apple’s “App Store”.
( Inside Apple, the “App Store” is referred to as “iTunes”. “iTunes” includes subscriptions to iCloud+, and to Apple One. )
Note the following:
1. It was Apple’s billing department that had told me to dispute Apple’s charges with my bank.
2. I had, in the meantime, gone to apple ( dot ) com. There, I’d bought an iMac 24”. ( What a creative name for a product! ) I’d also bought various iMac peripherals.
I’ll summarize the story so far:
1. My Apple I.D. was terminated by Apple.
2. My credit card was banned by Apple.
3. Apple had not asked my bank to issue me a refund for iCloud+, and for Apple One. ( The August payments. ) As of this writing, I’m told by Apple that it’s impossible for Apple to do this. That’s because my credit card remains banned by Apple. ( It is banned by Apple’s department known as “iTunes”. )
( The Apple Store at apple ( dot ) com is not considered to be part of “iTunes”. )
LIFE without APPLE I.D.
I used my iPad, and my iPhone, without an Apple I.D. Doing so, I learned the following:
1. In “Settings”, on my iPad, I tapped on My Name > Safari > Downloads > iCloud Drive. There, I changed iCloud Drive to “On My iPad”. ( Tap on “On My iPad.” ) This meant that, if I downloaded a video, it wouldn’t download to my iCloud Drive. It would download to my iPad.
Downloading videos to iCloud Drive had been a slow process. Errors had often occurred.
( The errors occur when I try to download a video, followed by another video, etc. If I do a succession of ( single ) video downloads to iCloud Drive, I soon have to restart my iPad. )
Downloading videos to “On My iPad” is a breeze. It happens quickly. I rarely have a problem. If I do have a problem, l look at my browser.
I use Safari. My copy of Safari uses Google.
( My copy of Safari dates from the era when Google was mandated by Apple. That’s because Google had paid Apple for such a mandate. ) ( Which, effectively, locked out competition from rival browsers, like Duck Duck Go. )
In my browser, I tap on a blue icon. It’s an icon of a circle. The circle has an arrow inside of it. The arrow points down.
When I tap on this circle, an informational box appears. The informational box is titled, “Downloads”. To the right of “Downloads” is this: “Clear”.
I tap on “Clear”. This gets rid of the downloaded videos that are in “Downloads”.
( If I have too many downloaded videos in “Downloads”, I can’t download anymore. )
Sometimes, when I check my iPad, or my iCloud Drive, I’m told the following by them:
“Zero percent download”.
What to do? I go back into my browser. I tap on the icon for “Downloads”. ( The circle. ) I see that, in “Downloads”, my video did, in fact, download. Here’s what I do:
I tap on the downloaded video. That is, I tap on the icon that represents it. ( A rectangle. ) This launches the video. When the video is launched, I look at the top right corner of my iPad’s screen. There, I see:
“Open in iMovie”.
I Tap on “Open in iMovie”. This puts my downloaded video into my app that’s called, “iMovie”.
( If I don’t want to do this, I look at the top left corner of my iPad’s screen. There, I tap “Done”. That quits me out of the video. The video is not saved to my iPad, or to iCloud Drive. )
Hence, such a video is only saved if you save it to iMovie. iMovie is an app on your iPad. By saving something to iMovie, you’re physically saving it to your iPad. ( In iMovie. )
( If your iPad backs content up to iCloud Drive, your video in iMovie may soon be saved to iCloud Drive. This is an automated process. If Apple then terminates your Apple I.D., you’ll lose access to this video in iMovie. )
( Any long video in iMovie will soon be in iCloud Drive. )
2. Since I didn’t have an Apple ID, I no longer had any “trusted devices”. ( This was stated in my “Settings” app. ) As a result, my iPad wasn’t synching with my iPhone. Also, I couldn’t use “Airdrop”. ( Since I had no “trusted devices”, I was told that nobody was nearby. )
PITFALLS of a NEW APPLE I.D.
I realized that, at some point, I’d need a new Apple I.D. I had two concerns:
1. “Shared Albums” is a section in my “Photos” app. ( I’ve never shared with anyone. However, my list of albums under “My Albums” is very long. It’s difficult for me to find an album in “My Albums”. )
If I got a new Apple I.D., and signed into Apple with it, I’d lose all of my photos in “Shared Albums”. My concern proved to be mostly true. I wouldn’t lose the photos themselves. However, my albums, in “Shared Albums”, would be lost. That is, my photos would be, once again, scattered across my photo roll.
( My “photos” are nearly all screenshots. )
Since most of my photos were stored in iCloud, I only had low-resolution versions of them stored on my iPad, and on my iPhone.
2. If I got a new Apple I.D., and signed into Apple with it, I’d lose all of my remaining content in iCloud Drive.
An Apple Support person confirmed this. My iCloud Drive would be replaced with a new ( empty ) iCloud Drive.
Hence, if I got a new Apple I.D., the following would occur:
1. The new Apple I.D. would destroy my Shared Albums.
2. The new Apple I.D. would erase my current iCloud Drive.
I began throwing away content in iCloud Drive. Some content had been, by happenstance, downloaded ( physically ) to my iPad. I could see this content in iCloud Drive. I moved it to my iPad. I threw away content that I couldn’t access. ( In such a case, only a blank “page” icon is visible. On this blank icon, you see a blue icon. It’s an icon of a cloud. )
Note: DO NOT confuse a blank “page” icon, that contains an icon of a cloud, with an ordinary blank “page” icon. An ordinary blank “page” icon is one that’s available to you. It just needs a moment to appear. ( To load. ) An ordinary blank “page” icon has a blue icon in it. The shape of this icon is similar to an empty square.
I began throwing away my photos. If a photo appeared at full resolution, I kept it. If a photo appeared at low-resolution, I threw it away.
I applied the same standard to my videos. In the case of my videos, the situation was nearly hopeless. Nearly all of my videos were uploaded to iCloud. An uploaded video won’t play, at all.
( As stated above, backups to iCloud occur automatically. )
Note: It’s important to do a formal backup to iCloud. Do this yourself, in “Settings”. Do it as often as you feel you need to.
( If your iCloud account is nearly full, a formal backup will take a long time. ) ( “Nearly full”, in a four terabyte iCloud account, means over 3.5 terabytes. )
Since I no longer had access to iCloud, I was storing my photos ( and videos ) on my iPad. This filled up my iPad. I had little memory left on my iPad. As a result, my iPad misbehaved.
( This problem was solved as I threw content away, creating more memory. )
Nearly a week had passed since the “Apple Policy” people had terminated my Apple I.D. I called Apple Support. I found that I had a new problem. Apple’s automated telephone system kept me waiting on hold.
How did Apple know it was me? Whenever you call Apple, the system tells you that it looks up your phone number. As a result, Apple knew that someone whom Apple had terminated was calling them. There’s no hurry to answer someone like that!
However, I needed to learn about getting a new Apple I.D. At the time, I needed information about what would happen to my “Shared Albums”, and to my ( accessible ) contents in iCloud Drive.
I waited interminably for a human being to answer. No one did. I called, waited, hung up, and called again. When I waited, I waited a long time. Nonetheless, no human being answered. I pursued this for nearly two hours.
Finally, I was connected to a human being! She was an Apple Support person. Her name was Ashur. I asked Ashur about getting a new Apple I.D. She suggested trying to enable my old Apple I.D. I was shocked. After my first call to Apple, about my terminated Apple I.D., I’d increasingly been given a “cold shoulder” by Apple’s support personnel. In their view, I was THAT guy, calling again about THAT problem.
Ashur felt she could help me. In the end, she couldn’t resurrect my Apple I.D. However, she transferred me to her Senior Apple Support advisor, Katherine.
Katherine was very interested in helping me. She did her utmost to resurrect my Apple I.D. She answered my questions about my “Shared Albums”, and about iCloud Drive. She also spoke of the following document:
“Welcome to iCloud”.
During the prior week, I’d heard a lot about this document. It was used, by Apple’s support personnel, as a club. “Didn’t you read ‘Welcome to iCloud?!” They’d stridently ask me.
ABOUT “WELCOME to iCLOUD”
“Welcome to iCloud” gives Apple permission to do whatever it wants.
For instance, “Apple… may screen, move, refuse, modify and/or remove Content at any time, without prior notice and in its sole discretion, if such Content is found to be in violation of this Agreement or is otherwise objectionable”.
Source: “V. Content and Your Conduct”. “C. Removal of Content”.
Such “content” includes anything that you “email”.
Source: “V. Content and Your Conduct”. “A. Content”.
Let’s analyze this. Under Apple’s terms, anyone at Apple can look at the content in my iCloud Drive. If, say, this issue of Editorial Thunder displeases someone, that person can delete it.
That is, Apple can remove legal content from my iCloud Drive.
Also, according to their terms, Apple can modify my content in iCloud Drive. If I write a negative review of Apple, Apple can change my review to a positive one!
Apple’s terms apple to “email”. Hence, I e-mail ( for instance ), a negative review of Apple. Apple can change my e-mail to a positive one!
My recipient receives my e-mail. He learns, from me, that Apple is fabulous. Except, my e-mail was modified by Apple!
In any court case, Apple’s terms should be discarded as being against public policy. A judge can do this.
Also, we need an Internet Bill of Rights. It should protect the consumer who buys over the internet. ( As we all, increasingly, do. ) Such a Bill of Rights should also cover the equipment that one has to buy to access the Internet.
As with our Constitution’s Bill of Rights, free speech should be the first right that’s protected in an Internet Bill of Rights.
Buried in “Welcome to iCloud” is an e-mail address. It’s in the following section:
“V. Content and Your Conduct”.
“G. Violations of this Agreement”.
“If while using the Service, you encounter Content you find inappropriate, or otherwise believe to be a violation of this Agreement, you may report it by sending an email to abuse ( at ) iCloud ( dot ) com.”
If you’re the one who’s been terminated by Apple, such an e-mail address isn’t inviting. Katherine, Apple’s Senior Support person, mentioned it to me. She told me to mail my complaint to them.
( Katherine, as it turned out, was stuck behind the same “wall” that every Apple Support person is. She had no ability to contact the “Apple Policy” people, or Apple engineering. )
I sent abuse ( at ) iCloud ( dot ) com my three most recent issues of Editorial Thunder. These dealt with the fact that Apple had terminated me.
In return, I got an e-mail from Apple. It was an auto-reply. The auto-reply gave me the following e-mail address:
reportphishing ( at ) apple ( dot ) com.
I sent my three most recent issues of Editorial Thunder to reportphishing ( at ) apple ( dot ) com.
( Katherine had told me to send an e-mail to every Apple address that I could find. )
I’d bought an iMac. As a result, I received a survey. This was an e-mail from Apple. I took Apple’s survey. I gave Apple the highest marks for their sale of the iMac to me. At the end, there was a comment box. Apple severely restricted how much could be written in their comment box. I typed a brief complaint into Apple’s comment box. I complained about the fact that Apple had terminated my Apple I.D.
Two days later, I went to my iPad. I was, again, setting about the task of throwing away low-resolution photos.
I tapped on a photo. I’d seen it before, at low-resolution. Suddenly, it appeared at full resolution. So did every photo I tapped! I was stunned. I soon determined that my terminated Apple I.D. had been resurrected. I could access my photos at full resolution. I could play my videos. I could access any content that I saw in my iCloud Drive.
( Sadly, since I’d thrown away so much, a lot of my content was gone. )
I went into “Settings”. I noticed the following:
Although my iCloud+ account was restored, I only had five gigabytes. Someone at Apple had given me four terabytes of storage for free!
I suspected that such a situation wouldn’t last. I tried to buy iCloud+ storage from Apple. I was told,
“Something Went Wrong
“There was a problem upgrading your iCloud+ Plan. Try again later.
Done”.
I tried subscribing to Apple One. I tried this through my browser, but was denied. I tried it at the Apple “App Store”, but was denied. The reason for this was the same in both cases. Apple had banned my credit card.
Why had Apple banned my credit card? Apple had done so because I’d disputed Apple’s August charges to my credit card. These charges were for iCloud+, and for Apple One.
Why had I disputed the August charges? Because Apple’s billing department had told me to.
Why had Apple’s billing department told me to dispute the August charges? Because my Apple I.D. had been “deleted”. I no longer had access to iCloud ( at all ). I no longer had access to Apple One. But, my credit card was still regarded as active by Apple.
Hence, to get a refund for my August payments to Apple, I had to dispute Apple’s charges with my bank. Apple’s billing department couldn’t do this. They couldn’t do this because my Apple I.D. had been “deleted”.
Also, if I didn’t want to get charged, in the future, by Apple, I had to notify my bank.
( I called my bank. My bank, on its initiative, blocked Apple as a payee on my credit card. However, when I decided to buy at Apple’s online store, I told my bank to unblock Apple as a payee on my credit card. My bank removed the block. I proceeded to buy an iMac at Apple’s online store. )
Later, I spoke to someone in Apple’s billing department. She confirmed that there was a way to use my banned credit card in Apple’s “iTunes” store. I could do so by registering my credit card at paypal ( dot ) com.
( That is, I could open a Pay Pal account. Then, I could enter my credit card number at Pay Pal. )
In Apple’s view ( in such a situation ), they’re being paid by Pay Pal. How I go about reimbursing Pay Pal is between myself and Pay Pal.
CONCLUSIONS
1. Don’t share your Apple I.D. If someone knows your Apple I.D., he can complain about you to Apple. Then, your Apple I.D. may be be terminated.
( I never shared my Apple I.D. However, my Apple I.D. was the same as my Apple e-mail address. This was how my account with Apple was set up, when I bought my iPhone. )
2. If your Apple e-mail address is your Apple I.D., don’t use your Apple e-mail address. You’re inviting trouble.
3. Don’t share anything in the Apple ecosystem. Hence:
A. Don’t share photos in “Shared Albums”.
You should put your most important photos in “Shared Albums”. These are very likely to be saved ( physically ) to your iPad. Then, if Apple terminates your access to iCloud, you’ll still have these photos, at full resolution. Just make sure that “sharing” for “Shared Albums” is turned off.
B. Don’t share playlists of songs in “Apple Music”.
C. Don’t write an Apple “App Store” review.
D. Don’t write an Apple “Podcasts” review.
E. Don’t enter “Apple Arcade”. If you do, don’t participate in multi-player games.
F. Don’t buy books, audio books, or movies from Apple. If Apple terminates your Apple I.D., all of this content is lost.
What should you do?
1. Buy a Macintosh. You can buy an external storage device for the iPad. However, you need a Macintosh to format the external storage device.
2. Buy as many external storage devices as you need for your Macintosh. These can be daisy chained.
3. If you back up your content to iCloud, make sure that you have the originals for all of your content on your Macintosh, and on your Apple devices.
4. Consider an alternative iCloud-type storage provider, like IDRIVE.
DO NOT buy IDRIVE in Apple’s “App Store”.
Why? If Apple terminates your Apple I.D., you’ll lose access to the “App Store”. When IDRIVE tries to re-bill you, to renew your service ( in the future ), IDRIVE will not be able to re-bill you. IDRIVE will, as a result, eventually erase your IDRIVE content. ( Since you’re not paying them. )
5. IDRIVE has a web site. However, the application that they offer there only works on a Macintosh. It does not work on an iPad or on an iPhone.
( I don’t know what IDRIVE offers to PC users. )
My Apple I.D. was terminated by Apple. As it turned out, my content was still at Apple. It was being held there in a “30 day grace period”. The “grace period” didn’t start when Apple resurrected my Apple I.D. It started when Apple terminated my Apple I.D.
I ended this “grace period” when I signed up for Apple One, and for iCloud+. Then, I again had four terabytes of storage available to me in iCloud+. However, all the content that I’d thrown away, while I was terminated, was gone.
Apple’s attack on my publication has cost me dearly. I had a treasure trove of photos and videos that were available as sources for my publication. I could consult these sources for information, for useful quotes, and for extraordinary photos.
Much of what I had fell under “fair use”. The copyright owners were unlikely to object if I borrowed an image from, say, one of their videos. That’s because many of the videos were lost to history. Many of the videos had been banned by You Tube. ( For no logical reason. )
Some video producers chucked their videos. This was likely due to harassment by You Tube. Some girls may have chucked their videos because they were now older. God forbid that anyone should know that a 12-year-old girl was once 11!
Not everyone who uploads videos to You Tube is, or remains, organized. The owner of Supper Gymnastic Angles, a banned You Tube channel, “lost” all of his videos. He either misplaced them or, grieving, chucked them when You Tube banned him.
In every case, the You Tube videos that I had were legal, and innocuous. You can read about You Tube’s insane attacks in prior issues of ARSE.
( The term “ARSE” applies to all of my publications. This particular publication is “Editorial Thunder”. )
( One of my publications is called “Apple Info”. )
What am I left with, as sources? Porn photos. As a result, thanks to Apple, you’ll now rarely see a lovely young girl gracing the front or back cover of ARSE. Instead, expect to see plenty of naked boobs, assholes, cunts, and objects being inserted into cunts. Since the purpose of ARSE was, originally, to celebrate young girls on You Tube, I regret this change very deeply.
Today’s man isn’t supposed to produce. He’s mostly banned from contributing to society. Yes, you can publicly support the ( ever changing ) “woke” agenda. Otherwise, to quote Tucker Carlson, you’re required to “shut up and obey”.
What can you do?
1. Watch videos.
2. Buy ( lots of ) Apple products. ( But be careful what you create on them, and e-mail! )
3. Play video games.
4. Smoke marijuana.
5. ( Eagerly ) anticipate the legalization of narcotics like heroin and cocaine.
6. Drink alcohol.
7. Gamble.
8. Masturbate to online pornography.
9. Smoke cigarettes, or vape. ( If you’re feeling rebellious. )
10. Get tattooed.
11. Get pierced.
12. Spend your money on being “a dedicated follower of fashion”.
13. Express your sexuality by being sexually deviant. ( But not a pedophile! )
The above can mostly be summarized as follows: consume. That is, pay money to others, so that you can consume more. Note that most of the above consists of consumption by the body. Drinking alcohol, or being tattooed, is physical consumption. It isn’t mental consumption.
Apple is ushering us into a dystopia where all decisions are made by a tiny, wealthy elite. This elite can buy our “lawmakers”. That makes the elite our actual “lawmakers”. In such a society, you’re “free” to consume approved material, or to create approved content. However, what you can say is, increasingly, censored. The First Amendment is becoming passe. It exists, but you need Big Tech’s approval to speak in any meaningful way.
FROZEN iPAD: WHAT NOW?
by Andrew Roller
You’re working on your iPad. Then, it freezes. Should you do a “hard reset”?
I’ve learned to wait. As of iPad OS 15.6.1, my iPad is usually able to “right” itself. It isn’t dead. It’s just slow. Your best option is to leave it be for a minute or two. If that means that you choose to stare at it, do so. If that means that you now have extra time to masturbate, do so.
( Which is, why, friend, you should always keep a healthy supply of old porn magazines on hand! ) ( Porn magazines that are printed on paper. )
AND IN THE END…
“I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.”
- Number 6.
Source: Number 6, in the 1967-1968 T.V. show, “The Prisoner”.
ARCANA
1. When quoting Apple, I use Apple’s spelling for I.D.: “ID”.
2. Since its inception, Apple has always shorted its customers on memory. In my opinion, the Apple iMac 24” should come with:
A. 32 gigabytes of RAM.
B. Four terabytes of ROM.
In fact, all you can buy is:
A. 16 gigabytes of RAM. ( “16GB unified memory”. )
B. Two terabytes of ROM. ( “2TB SSD storage”. )
My iPad has 16 gigabytes of RAM. I write in Apple’s app, “Pages”. If I highlight a document that’s 10 pages or longer, “Pages” becomes excruciatingly slow. It takes forever for the text in the ( whole ) document to highlight.
Also, it takes forever for the highlighting of text in the ( whole ) document to go away.
Why do I highlight the whole document? So I can copy it, and paste it into an e-mail, or onto a page at my web site.
As for ROM, I was storing 3.7 terabytes in iCloud+ when Apple terminated my Apple I.D. Not only was I storing this amount, but I was planning to store a lot more.
For instance, I haven’t been on any social media platform in over a year. Someday, I’ll join one. I’ll be making new screen recordings there.
Currently, I record videos at foxnews ( dot ) com. I do this to get quotes from them. I then use the quotes in ARSE. ( This magazine, and its sister publications. )
3. Your credit card is banned by Apple. It is banned from making purchases in “iTunes”. How do you solve this? Go to paypal ( dot ) com. Register your credit card there. Then, with your Pay Pal account, go to “Settings” on your iPad. Tap on Your Name > Media & Purchases. From there, proceed into “Subscriptions”.
Find your expired Apple One subscription. Renew it. This will restore your Apple One subscription that’s linked to your Apple I.D.
Note: If you’ve been forced to accept a new Apple I.D., the above method won’t work. You’ll need to subscribe to Apple One as a new customer, using your new Apple I.D.
When you sign in to Apple with your new Apple I.D., all of your content that you had under your old Apple I.D. will no longer be available to you.
After the “grace period”, your content that’s associated with your old Apple I.D. will be erased.
Note: What if, in the future, you dispute a charge that Apple made to your Pay Pal account? Apple will ban your Pay Pal account.
4. How much content can a one terabyte iPad hold? About 930 gigabytes. Once you pass that amount, your iPad will start to misbehave.
5. Katherine sent me a gift of Apple Air Pods for the trouble that my ( then ) terminated Apple I.D. had caused me. As of this writing, the Air Pods are in transit.
6. My source for the quote, “a dedicated follower of fashion”, is genius ( dot ) com. The lyric is from the song “Dedicated Follower of Fashion” by “The Kinks”.
7. I do not recommend the app PDF Expert, by Readdle. Instead, use the app called Documents, by Readdle.
( PDF Expert is, apparently, an old product by Readdle. It’s still being sold. I have an active subscription to it. )
( In the past, there were items that Documents couldn’t open, that PDF Expert could open. Now, if an item on the Internet is fussy about being copied, PDF Expert is mostly useless. )
8. The banned You Tube channel “Supper Gymnastic Angles” was in fact called “Supper Gymnastic Angles”. The owner, a Ukrainian, probably did not speak English as his first language.
9. Tucker Carlson is a Fox News host. His show is “Tucker Carlson Tonight”.
10. I’m aware of my idiosyncratic use of quote marks in this issue. ( As in, for instance, Settings, ( no quote marks ), followed by “Settings” ( quote marks ). I restrained my use of quote marks to situations where they seemed necessary.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
A word to the wise:
1. On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D. Apple did this abruptly. Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me. ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )
The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content. The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.
I complained to Apple. Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”. No further information was given. Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.
The purpose of Apple’s ban can be deduced: Apple hoped to destroy this magazine.
Meanwhile, Apple does its utmost to flood our society with its propaganda. The purpose of Apple’s propaganda is to replace American values with Apple “values”. As Tucker Carlson says, of entities like Apple, “Shut up and obey.”
Update: On August 25, 2022, I discovered that I once again had access to my content in iCloud.
I had, in the meantime, discarded much of this content. I discarded it because I couldn’t access it.
Also, I was trying to get what was left in iCloud out of iCloud. This was necessary if I was to transition to a new Apple I.D. An Apple I.D. is needed to synch content between your various Apple devices.
I’ve never shared anything on Apple, except for my self-created playlists in Apple Music. I have now ceased to share my playlists in Apple Music.
2. On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 219
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 219, version 3.0
Date Written: August 28, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Apple Lies
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ET 218
Editorial Thunder presents...
Apple Lies
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Plus: Searching for Kay J
And: Model trouble?
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APPLE LIES
by Andrew Roller
“iCloud is built into every Apple device. That means all your stuff - photos, files, notes, and more - is safe.”
- Apple Computer.
Source: Apple Computer. Link: apple ( dot ) com. Section: iCloud.
Apple Computer lies. What they fail to mention, anywhere, is the following:
If, for any reason, anyone at Apple Computer dislikes your point of view, your Apple I.D. will be banned. You will lose all of your content in iCloud. You will lose your content in iCloud even if you have iCloud+, a paid service, and Apple One, a paid service.
( Apple One includes iCloud+. iCloud+ is also sold separately. Both can be subscribed to. )
I subscribed to Apple One. I also subscribed to iCloud+, separately, because I needed lots of storage. I regarded myself as living in the modern world. Who needs to clutter your life with daisy-chained hard drives, when Apple will store your content for you?
After all, Apple has refused to cooperate with the government of the United States of America, citing privacy concerns. The privacy that Apple was intent on protecting was that of dead foreign terrorists, who’d gunned people down in America.
Meanwhile, Apple does its utmost to flood our society with its propaganda. The purpose of Apple’s propaganda is to replace American values with Apple “values”. As Tucker Carlson says, of entities like Apple, “Shut up and obey.”
Apple’s document, “Welcome to iCloud”, “governs your use of the iCloud product”.
( God knows where I found this document, but it’s somewhere on the Internet. )
The document says the following about “content”:
Apple bans “content” that could be “hateful”. Gosh, Apple, how do you feel about pedophiles?
Apple doesn’t stop there. Apple also bans “content” that could be “otherwise objectionable”. Gosh, Apple. Does anyone who uses your service call Republicans deplorable?
So, like Humpty Dumpty in “Alice in Wonderland”, objectionable content is whatever Apple says it is.
At apple ( dot ) com, you can see the following image:
A bearded Black man. He’s wearing a 1960s-style lavender headband, and a 1990s-style pink hoodie. His ear is pierced with a golden earring. He’s surrounded by a variety of flowers.
Looking at the above image, it isn’t lost on me that Tim Cook, Apple’s ( White ) CEO, is gay. Is Cook doing his best to keep my content safe? Or is he destroying my content, while flooding the world with his content?
Elsewhere on apple ( dot ) com, I read the following:
“Designed with the earth in mind.” Apple is speaking of its machine, the iMac. It’s well known that the production and dismantling of computers pollutes the earth.
There are many photos of minorities at apple ( dot ) com, especially of Black people. You’d think, browsing the Apple web site, that Apple was based not in America, but in the Congo.
I have nothing against Blacks, the earth, or a pierced fag who clothes himself in a “rebel-gay” style. ( With plenty of flowers. ) I note that Apple did its best to silence me, while it trumpets its point of view. I also know that, even now, in this “woke” era, Big Tech is controlled by White people.
AFTERMATH
by Andrew Roller
Apple has banned your Apple I.D. This has destroyed your content in iCloud. What remains? In other words, if you’re stuck using iCloud, how can you protect yourself?
1. Put as much content as you can on “On My iPad”. ( Accessed via your “Files” app. )
( If you have the app “Pages” open, you can access “On My iPad” through “Pages”. )
2. Put content into the app “Documents” by the company called “Readdle”. “Documents” stores everything that’s in it on your iPad.
3. Put your photos into the section of your “Photos” app that’s called, “Shared Albums”. Photos that I put in “Shared Albums” are still present at their full resolution.
( In other words, “Shared Albums” stores its photos on my iPad, not in iCloud. )
( Make sure that sharing for your “Shared Albums” is turned off. Apple can use any excuse to say that your photos are objectionable. )
( I never turned “Shared Albums” on. )
4. Any video that you didn’t watch in the last day or so is gone. All of my videos had been backed up to iCloud. For any video, all that I have now is a vague still photo. The video itself is gone. ( Erased by Apple. )
5. Short videos in my iMovie app are still present. This is true even for short videos that I hadn’t watched in awhile. By contrast, any long video is almost certainly in iCloud. That is, it’s ( now ) been erased by Apple.
What You Tube didn’t destroy, Apple has now destroyed. I had loads of videos from You Tube. All but two of these are now gone.
I spent hours accumulating porn on the Internet. For instance, collegegirlsgonebad ( dot ) com offers over 50 hour-long videos. College Girls Gone Bad doesn’t allow their videos to be downloaded. ( Of course, you only discover this after you’ve joined. ) I lost nearly all of my College Girls Gone Bad videos. I will have to laboriously screen record all of these videos again. Sadly, too many videos at College Girls Gone Bad are boring. Only a few of their videos are worth watching.
( In fact, if you watch enough boring College Girls Gone Bad videos, you’ll lose interest in females! Most of the girls in the College Girls Gone Bad videos are only marginally attractive. Too many of them are tattooed. )
At metartnetwork ( dot ) com, there are over 200 items featuring Mila Azul. I like Mila Azul. However, I mostly find her boring. I’m now tasked with re-downloading all 200 items featuring Mila Azul. The same is true for several other models that I follow at the Met Art Network.
( Check indexxx ( dot ) com to obtain all of Mila’s items at the Met Art Network. She is known as “Mila” and also as “Mila Azul”. You must type in the correct name for Mila to bring up the correct results. That is, searching for “Mila Azul” will not produce items that are tagged as “Mila”. )
( This is true for other models at the Met Art Network. )
I will also have to re-screenshot each description for each of Mila’s photographic items. That’s because my original screenshots are now unreadable. I stored them in iCloud.
What remains on my iPad is haphazard. A video that I hadn’t watched in some time remains in “Photos” A photo that I look at every day is gone. This is the case throughout my iPad. It’s as if Apple blasted my content with a shotgun. Little remains.
Big Tech will continue to impose its fascist control on America, and on the world. What government doesn’t ban, Big Tech does. In fact, government, under the “Biden-Harris” Administration, is now collaborating with Big Tech to silence its political opponents.
It’s easy to dismiss what Apple did to me as a personal problem. If only I’d rigorously censored myself! I prefer to think of myself as a canary in a coal mine. Ignore me if you like, but Big Tech’s attacks aren’t going to stop. To quote an actress in the Disney T.V. show “Jessie”: “You’re next.”
Unless, that is, you’re a pierced fag who clothes himself in a “rebel-gay” style. ( With plenty of flowers. )
SEARCHING for KAY J
How to tell if a model is on Only Fans.
by Andrew Roller
Let’s say that you follow a model on Only Fans. Then, suddenly, you’re not following her anymore. She’s gone! Did Only Fans ban the model? Or did the model ban you? Here’s how to find out.
1. On September 14, 2021, I bought a subscription to Kay J’s Only Fans page. I paid her $60.00.
2. On September 14, 2021, Kay J subscribed to my profile ( my Home page ) on Only Fans. The fact that she subscribed showed up in “Notifications” on my Home page.
On November 20, 2021, Vicky Golden offered me a free subscription for seven days. This subscription was for her Only Fans page.
The fact that Vicky Golden made this offer to me showed up in “Notifications” on my Home page.
( I did not respond to Vicky Golden’s offer. )
3. On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription to her Only Fans page.
4. On August 22, 2022, I went to my Home page on Only Fans. I checked my “Notifications”. Here’s what I found:
A. The notification for Kay J is still present. So is her photo.
B. The notification for Vicky Golden is still present. However, her photo is gone! Her name is still present. ( @vickygolden ) However, the name of her Only Fans page is gone. In place of the name of her Only Fans page is the following:
Deleted user [ No period ].
Only Fans doesn’t state why Vicky Golden was deleted. Perhaps Only Fans deleted her. Or, perhaps she deleted herself.
Conclusion: Kay J remains on Only Fans. If she’d been banned by Only Fans, or had formally quit, her photo would be gone from “Notifications”. Also, the name of her Only Fans page would be gone.
There’s another way to see if a model is present on Only Fans. On your Home page, go to “Messages”. Kay J sent me a number of Direct Messages while I was her subscriber. Nearly all of these were hawking her Direct Message videos.
( Sadly, she never told me how to adjust Only Fans’ settings, so her videos wouldn’t look grainy. See how to do this in a prior issue of ARSE. )
Kay J’s messages to me are still present. ( Kay J does sometimes delete Direct Messages. ) My world historical messages to her are still present.
How do I see these messages? Look at the top of your iPad’s screen. You’ll see this: “Messages”. ( In this case, “Messages” is the title of this page. )
Now, look down. Look at Kay J’s photo. ( Or the photo of whichever model banned you. )
To the right of Kay J’s photo is ( the start of ) my last message to her. When I tap here, the “message string” between Kay J and I appears. It appears on the right side of my iPad’s screen.
Look, again, at the top of your iPad’s screen. This time, look at the part of your screen that’s above your “message string”. Here, I can see when Kay J was last present on Only Fans.
Kay J made herself invisible for a time. But her standard practice is to be visible on Only Fans.
What does “visible” mean? At the top of my “message string” with Kay J, I see this:
“Last seen one hour ago” ( No period. )
Sometimes, I find that Kay is “Available now”.
( But not for me. At the bottom of my “message string” with her is the following notice:
“Chat is unavailable” ( No period. ))
Note: I figured out that “Available now” refers to when Kay J last sent a Direct Message. Once, she posted something on her Only Fans page. However, though I was present at that moment, she didn’t show up, in “Messages”, as being “Available now”.
( In other words, “Last seen one hour ago” means that Kay J sent a Direct Message an hour ago. It does not refer to when she last posted a photo on her page. )
My discussion of the “Messages” page, on Only Fans, continues:
Look, again, at the photo of Kay J. ( Or whichever model banned you. ) Look at the start of your message to her. ( The start of your message that’s beside Kay J’s photo. ) At the far right you’ll see this:
An “X”. This means that this subscription is “Expired”. ( A euphemism for the fact that Kay J banned me. )
You’ll also see this:
A circle, with a line crossed through it. ( As in “No”. ) This indicates that Kay J banned me.
Since Kay J banned me, Only Fans signed me up for a subscription to their Only Fans page. The subscription isn’t a formal one. It’s simply to put some sort of content on my Home page.
Previously, I accidentally subscribed to Only Fans’ page. Then, I unsubscribed. As a result, a symbol is to the right of Only Fans’ last Direct Message to me.
( I’m speaking of the start of their Direct Message, which is beside a photo of the Only Fans logo. )
What is this symbol? It’s a triangle. Inside the triangle is an exclamation point. I guess this means that I unsubscribed from Only Fans’ page. ( Which, as stated, I did; months ago. )
Hence, by comparing the various symbols, you can see that Kay J banned me, but that I unsubscribed from Only Fans’ page.
Shelby Foote wrote of Stonewall Jackson, “The more he looked, the more he saw.” He was writing about how Jackson examined a map. By studying the map, Jackson realized what tactical possibilities were present in his Shenandoah Valley Campaign. As a result, Jackson won his campaign.
By studying Only Fans, on your Home page, you can derive information about a model, even if she bans you.
MODEL TROUBLE?
by Andrew Roller
I was a subscriber to Kay J’s Only Fans page. During this time, I felt that she discriminated against me. For instance, Kay J’s practice was allow three hours, after she’d posted a photo, for customer comments. You could comment at any time, but you wouldn’t get a “like” from Kay J if you waited too long. Three hours was the limit.
Kay J had no formal posting schedule. I didn’t want to turn on Only Fans’ notifications. ( The kind that are pushed to your iPad’s screen. ) The reason? A “push notification” clutters the iPad’s screen. If you’re doing a screen recording, you don’t want a “push notification” to appear.
I was able to figure out, more or less, when Kay J might post a photo. I did this by frequently checking her page. Also, since she was “visible” in “Messages”, I discerned what her daily activity schedule was.
( I learned her wake / sleep schedule. As a result, when she was asleep, I could masturbate without having to worry about being “too late” to comment on her newest post. )
One day, Kay posted a photo. A few minutes later, I saw it. The comments section, under her post, was empty.
Eventually, of course, someone would post a comment. I got the impression that her other customers simply banged out their replies. They did this inside Only Fans. That is, the customer typed his comment directly into Only Fans.
I didn’t. Since I write world historical comments, I did so in my Pages app. Then, I pasted my comment into Kay J’s page.
My comment was ready to paste when I returned to Kay J’s page. About two minutes had passed since I’d seen Kay J’s new photo. No one had posted a comment. So, I eagerly posted mine.
Just as I did, a comment appeared from a customer. He commented on Kay J’s new photo. Then, I pasted in my comment.
Eight minutes had passed since Kay J posted her photo.
What happened next? Kay J gave a “like” to the other guy’s comment. She didn’t give me a “like”. Hence, in this instance, eight minutes was “too late”! Not three hours, eight minutes!
Kay J had discriminated against me.
At that time, when I saw a new post by Kay J, I immediately gave her post a “like”. Then, I went to “Pages” and typed my comment. Returning to Kay J’s page, I posted my comment.
Kay J had seen my “like”. This alerted her to my presence. As a result, she hastened to give the other guy’s comment a “like”. Then, she willfully ignored my comment.
What to do?
1. After that, I never gave Kay J’s post a like, until after I’d posted my comment. That way, she didn’t have a “warning” that my comment was on the way.
2. I made myself invisible on Only Fans. As a result, Kay J wasn’t able to see if I was present. That way, she couldn’t deliberately reward other guys, with a view to icing out me.
Kay J continued to discriminate against me. Her “three hour window” soon went by the wayside. She sometimes gave a guy ( any guy ) a “like” for his comment a day after she’d posted! Meanwhile, she deliberately ignored my comments.
So, while you can be savvy with your “likes”, and make yourself invisible, that won’t keep a determined model ( like Kay J ) from treating you like shit.
AND IN THE END…
TUCKER on GOVERNMENT, and on BIG TECH
“Just gin up the lie machine … and crush them! Shut them down! Throw them off social media. Get the tech oligarchs to make sure no one can hear what they’re saying.”
- Tucker Carlson.
Source: Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson Tonight. The Fox News Channel. August 22, 2022. Via foxnews ( dot ) com.
ARCANA
1. Assume that you own an iPad. You back it up to iCloud. Realizing that Apple could ban your Apple I.D., you decide to use an additional iCloud-type provider.
You go to Apple’s “App Store”. There, you buy IDRIVE. You install it on your iPad. You back up your content to both iCloud and IDRIVE. Your content is now safe, right?
Wrong. If Apple bans your Apple I.D., you can still access IDRIVE. However, when your bill for IDRIVE comes due, IDRIVE won’t get paid. Then, IDRIVE will erase your content.
To pay IDRIVE, you must have a valid Apple I.D. Not a new Apple I.D. The Apple I.D. that you had when you bought IDRIVE. On the “App Store”. With your ( then ) valid Apple I.D., which Apple has now banned.
You decide to buy IDRIVE directly from their web site. IDRIVE sells you their product. Ooops! Your iPad can’t open IDRIVE’s product! ( The product sold on their web site. )
You need a Macintosh to open and use the product that IDRIVE sells on their web site.
( I have no knowledge of what PC products IDRIVE sells. )
2. “Apple Computer, Inc.” is now known as “Apple Inc.” Since my use of Apple products dates from the 1980s, I prefer the name “Apple Computer”.
I’m aware that Apple probably stole its name from the Beatles’ “Apple Records”. ( Not that making computers has anything to do with music. Until, of course, Apple offers “Apple Music”. )
Sources:
A. For “Apple Computer, Inc.”:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macintosh
B. For the Beatles’ “Apple Records”:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Records
C. For “Apple Music”:
https://www.google.com/search?q=apple+music&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari
3. Finding “iCloud” at apple ( dot ) com:
Go to apple ( dot ) com. In any section, scroll to the bottom of the page. There, look under the following heading: “Services”. Tap on “iCloud”.
4. An iPad can malfunction at any time. As a result, it can crash. If you can’t get back to your iPad’s Home Page, the only remedy is this: erase your iPad.
My iPad once crashed while I was using the bathroom. It was sitting unused, but turned on, in another room. I had to erase my iPad to restore it to usability. All of my content on the iPad was lost. It took me two weeks to get my content back from iCloud. ( iCloud is very slow to download. )
5. When you’re using the internet, don’t download to iCloud. Downloading to iCloud is slow. Also, your iPad can misbehave.
Download to your iPad. To do so, go to:
Settings > Safari > Downloads > On My iPad.
6. In your “Safari” browser, keep “Downloads” clear. If too many files accumulate in “Downloads”, you’ll download nothing.
“Downloads” is represented by a blue icon. The icon is a circle. The circle has an arrow in it. The arrow points down.
The “Downloads” icon is in the upper right corner of your iPad’s screen.
7. Kay J’s average wake / sleep schedule is as follows:
10:00 a.m. Wake up.
1:00 a.m. Go to bed.
8. Kay J’s Only Fans page is: ukaybb. ( No period. )
9. The Civil War. By Shelby Foote. Vintage Books. Bathhouse, California. United Gay States of America. Copyright 1986. ( Original copyright 1958. ) Amazon Kindle.
( As usual, the publication information provided by a Kindle book is inadequate. I had to guess at the details that were not provided by the publisher. )
( My quotation is from my memory of the printed ( paper ) version of “The Civil War”. No matter how much Big Tech abuses me, I will always have my paper edition. God knows what the fate of the electronic edition, controlled by Big Tech, will ultimately be. The primary entity, today, that is imposing the dystopia of “1984” is Big Tech. )
10. The Beatles are formally known as “The Beatles”. However, I omitted capitalizing “The” to make my text read better.
11. The “J” in “Kay J” clutters my text. However, the “J” is, intermittently, needed. I settled on using “Kay J” throughout the text. I did this for the sake of uniformity.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D. Apple did this abruptly. Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me. ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )
The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content. The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.
I complained to Apple. Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”. No further information was given. Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.
The purpose of Apple’s ban can be deduced: Apple hoped to destroy this magazine.
Meanwhile, Apple does its utmost to flood our society with its propaganda. The purpose of Apple’s propaganda is to replace American values with Apple “values”. As Tucker Carlson says, of entities like Apple, “Shut up and obey.”
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 218
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 218, version 5.0
Date Written: August 23, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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End of the Line
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ET 217
Editorial Thunder presents...
End of the Line
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Plus: Protect your iPad!
And: Advice for Apple.
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END of the LINE
by Andrew Roller
On August 18, 2022, my Apple I.D. was deactivated. It was deactivated by Apple. When I called Apple about this problem, I was told the following:
“Your Apple ID. is ineligible for reactivation”.
I had 3.7 terabytes of content in Apple’s iCloud. In the opinion of Desiree, in Apple Billing, this content is now erased!
I spoke to Desiree about my bill with Apple. Apple had charged me for Apple One, and for iCloud+. Apple had done this in early August.
Desiree wasn’t able to access my account. She recommended that I call my bank, and ask for a refund. The refund would be for Apple One, and for iCloud+. It would reimburse me for the full amount that I paid Apple in early August.
( In the mid 1990s, America Online abruptly terminated my account with them. They did this without warning. They refused to give me a refund. )
I called my bank. It said that a refund for iCloud+ was already underway. My bank applied for a refund of what I’d paid for Apple One. Both refunds would be for the amount that I paid Apple in early August.
( No refund is available for my three years of hard work, creating content. I stored this content in iCloud. )
I told my bank to block future charges from Apple.
Rest Assured, I did everything possible to protect my content in iCloud. I would have continued to pay Apple, for a time, if Apple would have considered reactivating my Apple I.D. ( Giving me access to iCloud. ) That is, I would have paid Apple even though I didn’t have access to iCloud.
In February of 2022, I suspected that You Tube had deleted my content. I suspected this because the amount of memory that You Tube occupied on my iPad plummeted. Nonetheless, I paid You Tube for another six months.
( I didn’t go on You Tube during this time. I was boycotting them. )
Summary:
1. If Apple terminates your Apple I.D. ( for sure ), call Apple billing:
1-800-275-2273.
( Call the phone number, above, for other problems with Apple as well. )
2. Ask for a refund from Apple Billing for your current month. ( If you’re paying for apple services. )
3. Ask Apple to not bill you anymore.
4. If that doesn’t work, call your bank. ( It’s wise to call your bank as well as Apple. )
5. What about existing subscriptions? I’m speaking of subscriptions that you bought through Apple. ( For, say, PDF Expert, by Readdle. ) These subscriptions continue as before. However, since you don’t have an Apple I.D. anymore, they won’t renew.
PROTECT YOUR iPAD!
by Andrew Roller
This morning, I was shocked. My Apple “Photos” app was uploading my new screenshots to iCloud. It was doing this despite the fact that I no longer have an active Apple I.D.
( Yes, my screenshots were of beautiful young girls. )
A new screenshot looks great. However, once it has been uploaded to iCloud, the screenshot soon looks like crap. That’s because your iPad keeps just a low-resolution version of your screen shot. The high-resolution version is in iCloud.
Here’s how to stop this.
If you see uploading occurring in your “Photos” app, press “Pause”. “Pause” is written at the bottom of your iPad’s screen.
On your iPad, go into “Settings”. In “Settings” tap the following:
Your name > iCloud > Photos > Download and Keep Originals.
( Nothing will download. That’s because your Apple I.D. is inactive. )
A bit above “Download and Keep Originals”, you’ll see this:
iCloud Photos
iCloud Photos is on. You’ll be tempted to tap the toggle switch to turn it off. Don’t do this. If you do, you’ll get the following notice:
“Cannot Download Photos and Videos
“This iPad was not able to download 120,727 full-resolution photos and videos. If you continue, the low-resolution versions of these photos and videos will be removed.
“Remove from iPad
“Cancel”.
If you tap “Remove from iPad, you’ll erase the low-resolution versions of your photos ( or screenshots ) that are stored on your iPad.
I have yet to find any screen recording that will play. Every screen recording that I’ve tried was uploaded to iCloud. ( Where, now, it’s been erased by Apple. )
Hence, there are no low-resolution videos on your iPad.
( Unless, that is, you previously downloaded them from iCloud, into your “iMovie” app. You did this if you happened to watch the video in iMovie, recently. )
Let’s look again at your “Settings” app. We’ve left iCloud Photos on.
What if “Shared Photos” is on? Leave it on.
Tap the following if you want to check your work:
Your name > General > iPad Storage.
Do you see the following:
Optimize Photos
Enable
Don’t tap on Enable! That will undo the work that you’ve just finished.
Next: turn off iCloud Backup.
Tap on the following:
Your name > iCloud > iCloud Backup
You’re taken to a page called “Backup”. Here, you’ll see the following:
iCloud Backup.
To the right of iCloud Backup is a toggle switch. It is on. Tap it to turn it off.
( No nasty notice about erasing your data will appear. )
On your iPad, you should still be able to visit your iCloud Drive. ( You go to it via your “Files” app. ) You’ll see your content in iCloud Drive.
If you looked at something in iCloud Drive recently, the downloaded item will be present. ( Hence, if it’s a PDF of a nude girl, she’ll be in high-resolution. ) ( Or, as Apple calls it, “full-resolution”. )
What if you haven’t looked at the item recently? You won’t be able to see it. This will be true for PDFs, text documents, and any other content.
That’s why you need to turn iCloud Backup off. If you leave it on, it will soon upload the PDF of the nude girl to iCloud. Soon after that, you won’t be able to see her at all. That’s because you won’t be able to download her from iCloud Drive.
Summary:
When I saw my “Photos” app uploading to iCloud, I thought that Apple had screwed up. That is, I thought that my Apple I.D. was still partly active. It wasn’t. Follow my instructions, above, to turn off what needs to be turned off. Otherwise, in a few days, what content you still have will all be uploaded to iCloud. Your ability to access it will be crippled or destroyed.
That, at least, is my understanding of the situation. David, at Apple, agreed with me. He is an Apple support person.
The reason given by Apple for deactivating my account is: “Apple Policy”. No one at Apple will tell me what aspect of their policy I ( supposedly ) violated. Indeed, I’m repeatedly told that it must be some vague “security issue”.
No Apple employee that I spoke to had the ability to escalate my concerns above his level. Yes, you’ll be transferred to an Apple Senior Advisor. You’ll even be sent to various departments. ( Billing, Media Services, Creative Media, etc. ) People will commiserate with you. But no one can do anything.
Several years ago, a terrorist couple went on a killing spree in America. The couple was from a foreign country. The U.S. government asked Apple for access to the terrorist’s iPhone. Apple refused. Yet, Apple bans me.
My hunch is that Apple’s censors banned me. Given the above, I didn’t know that Apple had censors! At least, not with regard to content that I never shared with them.
I lived entirely outside of the Apple ecosystem. Apple had nothing I needed, except their hardware and software. I regarded them as being akin to the electric company. You don’t lose your electricity because your meter reader doesn’t like your speech!
Apple’s censors are hiding behind a wall. No one who you talk to at Apple can communicate with Apple’s censors. God knows what I said that Apple’s censors took umbrage at. At least You Tube would make a vague attempt, on their good days, to tell me how I violated their Terms of Service. Not Apple.
It’s possible that one censorious employee at Apple deactivated ( terminated ) my Apple I.D. You Tube had its share of psychotic rogue employees. Apparently, Apple does too.
My iCloud account had been misbehaving in recent days. I couldn’t figure out why. Now, I think an Apple underling was to blame. In this theory, the underling screwed with my account as much as she could. Finally, she managed to get an Apple censor to deactivate my account.
What was my sin? I’m not woke! In fact, I’m proudly anti-woke. Apple is a woke company, with woke employees. They’ll stop at nothing to grind any disbelievers into the dirt.
Given this, each of us has a choice:
1. Be terrified of Big Tech. ( Including Apple. ) Constantly censor yourself.
OR
2. Be anti-woke. If enough of us are anti-woke, freedom in America will survive. Otherwise, our future is a Big Tech dictatorship.
Whatever you do, don’t use iCloud! Back up your content to a third party provider. Currently, I’m investigating IDRIVE. Link:
idrive ( dot ) com
If you use iCloud, make sure that you store your content locally too. ( On a hard disk. ) If that’s not possible, back up to iCloud as well as to IDRIVE.
Much has changed in this world. But “live and learn” remains as relevant as ever.
AND IN THE END…
ADVICE for APPLE
“He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.”
- Jesus Christ.
Source: Jesus Christ. The Free Dictionary. ( App. )
ARCANA
My Apple I.D. problems go back farther than this week. My Apple I.D. was deactivated on July 22, 2022. It was deactivated a year ago. I have had less serious problems with my Apple I.D. on other occasions.
In those instances, I called Apple, as needed. Apple fixed the problem. That is, Apple reactivated my account.
All this points to a rogue employee inside Apple. The rogue employee was screwing with my account. She finally got a fellow woke loon to terminate me.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 217
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 217, version 1.0
Date Written: August 19, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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BANNED by Apple
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ET 216
Editorial Thunder presents...
BANNED by Apple
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Plus: Biden and Big Tech.
And: Protect yourself now!
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BANNED by APPLE
by Andrew Roller
I have an Apple I.D. Or, I did. At 4:35 p.m., Pacific Time, a notice appeared on my iPad’s screen. It read, “Enter Apple I.D.”
The same notice appeared on my Apple iPhone.
I did not enter my Apple I.D. I have, on occasion, seen this notice in the past. Rather than screw something up, I called Apple.
I talked to the following people at Apple:
Apple Advisor Shosh.
Apple Senior Advisor Andrea.
Apple Senior Advisor Elissa, in Media Services.
( Andrea’s intent was to transfer me to Apple iTunes. She transferred me to Elissa instead. )
Apple Advisor Debbie.
Apple Senior Advisor Zack.
All of the people that I spoke to told me the following:
1. Your Apple I.D. has been deactivated.
2. Your Apple I.D. is ineligible for reactivation.
3. We can create a new Apple I.D. for you.
4. However, you have no access to the content that’s related to your old Apple I.D.
5. The content that’s related to your old Apple I.D. cannot be put into your new Apple I.D.
6. We are unable to provide any reason as to why your Apple I.D. was deactivated.
7. The advisors then proposed various reasons why my Apple I.D. might have been deactivated. These were financial or technical reasons. None of the reasons were applicable to me.
8. The advisors cited an Apple legal page:
apple.com/legal/internet-services/icloud
However, no advisor cited any particular provision of this page.
In other words, Apple gave me no reason as to why my Apple I.D. was deactivated.
The following points are worth noting:
1. Without my ( now deactivated ) Apple I.D., I can’t access my content in iCloud Drive.
2. I have 3.7 terabytes of content in my iCloud Drive.
( I pay Apple for iCloud Drive every month. I’ve been doing this for three years. )
3. I have used Apple products since the 1980s.
4. I have never used any competing product ( like Microsoft ).
5. I am the highest level of Apple customer. That is, I am:
A. An Apple One customer.
B. An Apple iCloud+ customer.
( I began as an Apple iCloud+ customer. Later, when I needed more iCloud storage, I became an Apple One customer. )
6. Apple has never indicated any displeasure with me.
7. All of my Apple bills have been paid promptly.
8. I have used my Apple account in the manner of an ordinary user. I don’t have any hacking skills.
9. I don’t “game”. I have never entered, for instance, Apple’s multi-player gaming environment.
10. I have made significant purchases in Apple Books.
According to Apple Senior Advisor Zack, any purchased Apple Books that aren’t on my iPad are lost.
11. I have a number of subscriptions with Apple, via the Apple App Store. None of these subscriptions will be renewed. ( Since I no longer have an active Apple I.D. )
12. I have now lost access to all of my Apple One services. Every Apple Music playlist that I created is gone.
I have no access to Apple T.V.+, Apple Arcade, iCloud+, Apple News+, or Apple Fitness+.
The bill for Apple One has already been charged to my credit card. Apple did not offer me a refund.
The bill for iCloud+ has already been charged to my credit card. Apple did not offer me a refund.
( As stated above, I am an Apple iCloud+ customer. I purchase additional iCloud+ storage via Apple One. )
13. I have now lost access to all of my photos. ( Which were mostly screenshots. ) The only photos that I have access to are ones that, by happenstance, are currently downloaded to my iPad.
How long these photos will remain in a downloaded state is unknown. Their downloaded state tends to expire, over time. I have no way to fix this.
14. I have now lost access to all of my videos. Even recent videos won’t play. In order to play, they need to download from iCloud.
Let’s consider the following points:
1. Assume that I did something illegal. Apple should call the police.
2. Assume that Apple doesn’t like me, for whatever reason. Apple would not offer me a new Apple I.D. if they didn’t like me.
For instance, if I was engaging in terrorism, it would be idiotic for Apple to deactivate my Apple I.D., and then give me a new Apple I.D. I would just use the new Apple I.D. to engage in more terrorism!
Is Apple silencing my right to speak? If so, Apple should have the courage to tell me that.
I asked each Apple Senior Advisor to escalate my problem to a higher level in Apple. Each of the senior advisors told me that they couldn’t do that.
This is like being hacked by outlaws. Except, in the case of Apple, no ransom can be paid.
We are moving toward the following world:
1. Everything that you own, or create, is on someone else’s platform.
2. If you say anything that a platform owner dislikes, the platform owner will destroy your content.
I told Apple that they were free to give me a new Apple I.D., and a new password. My utmost concern was my content in iCloud Drive. If Apple wished to, they could transfer my content to a new Apple I.D. Or, Apple could transfer my content to a third party.
Getting banned by a social media platform is bad. However, Apple was the backbone of my workspace. I only have an Apple iPad and an Apple iPhone. It’s impossible for me to transfer my 3.7 terabytes of content to a third party.
( I have a one terabyte iPad. I can’t download 3.7 terabytes of content to a one terabyte iPad. )
( I know of no way to transfer content from iCloud to, say, Dropbox. )
( When I researched storage providers like Dropbox, there was no option to store four terabytes of content. The most that storage providers offered was two terabytes. )
Now, my content has been locked by Apple. If my Apple I.D. remains inactive, my content will be erased.
( If, indeed, it hasn’t been erased already. )
Apple spends millions of dollars on advertising. As it turns out, they’re worse than a group of outlaws.
BIDEN and BIG TECH
by Andrew Roller
On August 16, 2022, journalist Alex Berenson was a guest on Tucker Carlson Tonight. ( On Fox News. ) Berenson has proof that the administration of U.S. President Joseph Biden collaborated with Big Tech. The Biden Administration collaborated with Big Tech to silence him. ( Alex Berenson. )
Berenson is suing the Biden Administration. His court case has survived all legal challenges to date.
In Editorial Thunder issue number 214, I criticized President Joseph Biden. Tonight, Apple locked my Apple I.D. Apple refuses to unlock it. I have no access to my content that’s related to my Apple I.D. If my content remains locked, it will be erased.
( Indeed, my content may already be erased. )
I published Editorial Thunder issue number 214 on August 16, 2022. It is now ( as I write this ) August 18. I guess two days is the amount of time that someone in the Biden Administration needs to tell Apple to render my Apple I.D. inactive.
This much is clear: the Democrat Party, and its enablers, intend to silence America. The Biden Administration is leading this effort. Apple, based on its conduct, is an enabler of the Biden Administration.
This reinforces the notion that the U.S. is heading toward a civil war.
If a civil war is averted, we need this: a Bill of Consumer Rights for the Internet. Apple is behaving worse than a criminal gang.
PROTECT Yourself NOW!
by Andrew Roller
As my article above details, it’s possible to lose all of your content. This can happen at any moment, without warning. What to do?
1. Always store your content on a local device. ( That is, on a hard disk. ) You’ll likely need to buy a computer to do this.
( In my case, I didn’t have the money to buy a computer. An Apple iPad, and an iPhone, plus iCloud storage, was all that I could afford. )
( I trusted that Apple would protect my content. I never dreamed that Apple would destroy it. In fact, I would have been better off trusting outlaws. At least, when outlaws lock your content, they offer you a ransom. )
2. If you store your content online, do so with several service providers. However, Apple and other Big Tech companies shut down Parler in a single day.
( Hence, the several service providers that you use, to store your content, could destroy your content in a single day. )
3. Buy Microsoft products. Microsoft products are far less expensive than Apple products. Also, there are lots of people who can help you with Microsoft products.
AND IN THE END…
“In a free country, you have an absolute right to say what you think in public, period. It doesn't matter who is offended by what you say. It doesn't matter if people consider your views ugly. Even if every person on the planet finds your opinions horrifying and beyond the pale, you still have the right to express them because you were born with that right. It's inherent.”
- Tucker Carlson
Source: Tucker Carlson Tonight. August 16, 2022. Via foxnews ( dot ) com.
ARCANA
1. I’m still using screenshots. However, when I access a screenshot in the Apple app “Photos”, I now receive this message:
“Unable to Load Photo
“An error occurred while loading a higher quality version of this photo.”
( Since my Apple I.D. is locked, I can no longer download high quality versions of my screenshots from iCloud. )
2. With regard to this issue’s screenshots , I searched the Internet for the original photos. I was unable to find them.
3. Some years ago, You Tube terminated my You Tube account. This erased the song playlists that I’d created on You Tube.
I recreated, as best I could, my song playlists on Apple Music. Now, Apple Music has locked these playlists. ( I can no longer see them. )
Hence, I can no longer recall, with specificity, which songs were in my playlists on Apple Music. Whether or not I can ever recreate these song playlists again is unknown.
4. Apple Senior Advisor Elissa touted the following web site to me:
apple ( dot ) com/feedback
Apple Senior Advisor Zack touted the same web site to me.
Guess what? This is a web site for complaints about products. Nothing at this web site relates to a problem with Apple I.D.
This web site severely limits the number of words that can be input into it.
Hence, this web site offers no ability for me to complain.
5. Apple’s conduct is outrageous and appalling. If Apple can destroy your content ( and steal your money ) today, they can dictate all aspects of your life tomorrow. Especially if Apple is now an arm of the government.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 216
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 216, version 5.0
Date Written: August 18, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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The Unseen Kay J
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ET 215
Editorial Thunder presents...
The Unseen Kay J
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Plus: Nude photography: a scam?
And: Dana Perino on child molesters.
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THE UNSEEN KAY J
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model. Until the war, she lived in Kyiv, Ukraine. According to indexxx ( dot ) com, Kay’s career as a nude model began in May of 2016. By January of 2017, according to my research, she was pregnant with her son Mark. I define this period of May through January as Kay’s “kid cute” era.
Kay brings extraordinary emotion to her photographs. This is especially true of her “kid cute” era. But who is this emotion for? Is it for you? Is it for the photographer? Or is it for her boyfriend?
Today, I had a revelation. In a prior issue of ARSE, I mentioned that Kay’s boyfriend is present in two of her photographic items. He is likely present, off camera, in a third photographic item. My revelation is this: Kay’s emotion, and her poses, are for her boyfriend! He may not be watching her at every moment, but she’s aware that he’s present. And, likely, he’ll see her photos later.
I can’t criticize Kay for having her boyfriend present. She probably spent a lot of time with him. Nonetheless, I felt crushed that Kay’s poses weren’t for me. ( The viewer. ) I felt disappointed that Kay’s poses weren’t even for the photographer. She did everything for her boyfriend. He was the one who mattered.
Kay’s boyfriend wasn’t, apparently, always the same guy. The guy in her “Pregnant K” video looks different from the guy in her photo gallery “Daintily”.
Whoever he was, he’s the one who mattered. Not you. Not me. And not the photographer.
Only Fans works the same way. According to “KayLover” on Indexxx, Kay’s boyfriend was the one who was responding to direct messages. He was doing this on Kay’s Only Fans page. He was responding to direct messages from Kay’s fans. He was writing as if he was Kay J. He wasn’t doing this on every occasion, but he was doing so some of the time. This was the case before the war. ( The war separated Kay from her boyfriend. )
Such is the state of our society today. According to Bill Maher, you’re to be condemned if you “date a teenager”. However, from age 20 on, a female is devoted to her boyfriend. You’re just the guy who funds her life, as you masturbate on the toilet. Alone.
NUDE PHOTOGRAPHY: A SCAM?
by Andrew Roller
Ask any guy what he wants to do most, and you’ll likely get this answer: be a Playboy photographer. That, at least, was the case in the prior century. ( Playboy has since extinguished itself as a relevant publisher. )
Consider this: You’re a photographer. The model shows up, in your studio, with her boyfriend. Sure, she takes her clothes off for you. But you’re not important. She’s really performing for her boyfriend. She arrives with him. She thinks of him while she’s posing. She leaves with him. They go off somewhere and have sex, or even go to a BDSM orgy. You’re stuck with a bunch of photographs.
Is that a life worth living? Maybe, if you’re being paid by a business. But what if you’ve set up your own studio? Doing so, you think, “Wow! I’ll be seeing naked girls!” But if the girl’s mind is on her boyfriend, then you’re not really there. You’re just getting a brief glimpse of the girl, before she exits your life.
WHY KAY J TERMINATED ME
by Andrew Roller
I joined Kay J’s Only Fans page on September 14, 2021. I bought the longest subscription that she offered. It was a subscription for a full year.
On May 27, 2022, Kay J terminated my subscription. She did this abruptly. Kay never gave me any warning of her displeasure with me. She did not give me any refund. Nor did Only Fans.
I now have a theory about why Kay J terminated me.
Whenever Kay posted to her Only Fans page, I was one of the first people to comment. I couldn’t afford to tip her, but I wrote many public comments under her photos. All of my comments were intended to be complimentary. I won’t engage in false modesty. When it comes to writing comments, I’m damn good.
( See a prior issue of ARSE. There, a subscriber named “Wobbles” compliments my comments. He was, at the time, a subscriber to Kay’s Only Fans page. )
I sent Kay direct messages. I only sent her a message when I felt that I had a good reason to. Most of my messages concerned the war. I sent her news articles about it, with internet links enclosed. Kay could read these or ignore them, as she wished.
On October 25, 2020, Kay J posted a video to Only Fans. Included with it was this comment, by her:
“if you want to see more of these videos, support me with likes and comments or tips😛”.
I did as Kay asked. I gave every one of her posts a like. I commented on many of her posts. Often, I wrote 20 comments, or so, for each of her posts. Sometimes, I wrote 50 comments.
Only Fans severely limits how long each comment can be. Hence, if you want to compliment Kay a lot, you have to do so in multiple comments. I studied each of Kay’s posted photos or videos. For hours after she posted something, I’d continue to come up with new comments. I became very good at richly illustrating my comments with relevant emoticons.
When someone posts great content on Instagram, other Instagram posters sometimes post less. Why? They feel that their content is inferior.
On Only Fans, some of Kay’s fans did the same. They ( apparently ) read my great comments. As a result, they posted less comments. Some days, I was the only person who commented on Kay’s latest post.
Here’s my theory: a guy who doesn’t comment doesn’t tip. My theory could be wrong. Or, it could be right. If it is right, then Kay didn’t give a damn about my comments. She didn’t give a damn about my direct messages. All she cared about was hustling for ( low dollar ) tips. That, and selling her direct message videos.
Such a person isn’t someone who’s happy sharing her life with her fans. Such a person is a ( low dollar ) prostitute. Perhaps Only Fans really is just a platform for sex workers. Since it exists on the Internet, no sex actually occurs. It’s just a bunch of masturbators ogling a de facto whore.
DANA PERINO on CHILD MOLESTERS
“Practice some grace and non-judgement.”
- Dana Perino.
Source: Dana Perino. The Five. August 17, 2022. Via foxnews ( dot ) com.
Video: “Remember when the left was about freedom of speech?”
ARCANA
1. Kay J’s Only Fans page is ukaybb. ( No period. )
2. At index ( dot ) com:
Author: KayLover. ( An American. )
Date: December 25, 2021. [ Merry Christmas, sucker. ]
“Just a heads up! Sometimes it’s her [ Kay ] responding to the messages on her OnlyFans and other times it’s her baby’s daddy. His English translation is better than hers. You can always tell when it’s her responding, because it’s broken. [ Her English is broken. ] Sorry to kill the fantasy of her availability.”
3. The prior issue of ARSE, referenced above, is Editorial Thunder issue number 213. The issue identifies Kay’s boyfriend in her photographic items. Apparently, Kay’s boyfriend is a different guy in each of her photographic items.
4. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
5. All of my statements about Kay J’s boyfriend ( or boyfriends ), unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
6. I did not identify Kay J’s boyfriends as her johns.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 215
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 215, version 3.0
Date Written: August 18, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Protect Yourself from the F.B.I.!
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ET 214
Editorial Thunder presents...
Protect Yourself from the F.B.I.!
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Plus: Trump’s supposed sins.
And: On ( female ) adultery.
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PROTECT Yourself FROM The F.B.I.!
by Andrew Roller
Former President Barak Hussein Obama said the following, about his then vice president:
“Never underestimate the ability of Joe Biden to fuck things up.”
Wow! Was that true! Biden, having fucked up everything possible, has now put America on the verge of a civil war.
Thanks to America’s choices following 9/11, our government now has a power known as “sneak and peek”. If, for instance, the F.B.I. wants to investigate you, they can; by sneaking into your room! ( House, abode, etc. )
How can you prevent this?
There are only two access points to my room. ( It’s called an “apartment”, but it’s really just a room. )
My back door is locked. An enormous number of boxes are stacked in front of that door. ( Inside my room. ) This is because I don’t have much space in my room. No one could enter my back door without me finding out. The boxes would be knocked to the floor, creating a gigantic mess.
My front door has a portable chair in front of it. ( Inside my room. ) Yesterday, I couldn’t find a notebook. I began wondering if the F.B.I. had snuck into my room, and stolen it. Then I saw the chair in front of my door. I said to myself,
“Andrew, the F.B.I. can’t have snuck into your room. How would they have exited your room, and put the chair in front of your door? ( Inside my room. )
Whew! My notebook, and it’s puerile fantasies, had to be somewhere in my room. Armed with fresh confidence, I soon found my notebook.
Hence, by properly blockading your doors, you can ensure that the F.B.I. doesn’t sneak into your room. ( My room has no accessible windows. One would have to break the glass of my windows to enter though them. )
There is a flaw in my defense strategy. To leave my room, I have to move my chair away from my door. ( I put it in my bathroom, in front of my toilet. ) ( Which, admittedly, can be a problem when I come home with diarrhea. )
The solution? Simple. Masturbate over porn! Keep masturbating! Never leave your room. That’s why God created Grubhub. Armed with porn, Grubhub, and video games like “Cosmic Conqueror”, you should be safe from the F.B.I. forever. Just to be sure, make bombs in your room. Then if anyone enters, “Ka-BOOM”! The master of “Cosmic Conqueror” wins again! ( Admittedly, with some self harm included. )
TRUMP’s Supposed SINS
by Andrew Roller
According to Fox News, Former President Donald Trump had classified government documents at his Mar-a-Lago home. These documents were classified as Secret, and as Top Secret. They contained information that was current at the time he was president.
In the 1980s, I had access to Secret and Top Secret information. There are various levels of classification within these classifications, but I was reasonably far up the ladder of access. Hence, I can render an opinion on this material. My opinion follows:
Secret - Reading this information is akin to reading The Economist magazine.
Top Secret - Mumbo jumbo. I read Top Secret information that was allegedly related to my job. That’s why I had access to it. I couldn’t make heads or tails of it. A friend of mine, who had the same access as me, also read some of this material ( on his own ). The only thing that he came up with, that was of interest, was the phone number for an airplane. The airplane was called “Looking Glass”. The “Looking Glass” label attached to whichever plane was assigned, at any given moment, to survive a nuclear war. ( At the time, America always kept a “Looking Glass” airplane airborne. ) So, my friend claimed that one day he’d telephone General Watkins ( a “Looking Glass” general ). We had a laugh about that. ( Both my friend and I were Second Lieutenants, the lowest officer rank in the Air Force. )
Whatever Trump’s reason for keeping classified documents, their absence was hardly a problem. The documents were outdated. A “Secret” classification is akin to classifying a magazine that you can buy every week. A “Top Secret” classification protects gibberish.
Biden’s surrender in Afghanistan harmed America far more than any old documents that Trump had in his home. So did Biden’s feckless response to Russia, regarding Ukraine. And ( this list is getting long ) so did Biden’s cowardice in the face of Nancy Pelosi’s trip to Taiwan.
The F.B.I. raided Trump’s home because Biden is scared of Trump. Biden is scared of losing a future election to Trump. He’s also scared of Trump’s competence.
WHY MAR-A-LAGO Was RAIDED
by Andrew Roller
As my essay ( above ) makes clear, the F.B.I. did not raid Trump’s home because old documents in his home endangered America. ( The F.B.I. has known that Trump had these documents for months. They obtained a search warrant for Trump’s home on August 5, 2022. However, they didn’t raid Trump’s home until August 8. )
So what did the the F.B.I. hope to find, in their nine hour search of Trump’s home?
1. Anything that might incriminate Trump. The F.B.I.’s extensive search of Trump’s home might uncover evidence of a “crime”. In my experience, our government is notorious for twisting innocuous aspects of life, and calling them criminal.
2. Anything that might damage Trump’s political future, and his political legacy. Imagine that the F.B.I. produces the following, in Trump’s handwriting:
“I don’t like Negroes.”
Such a statement won’t put Trump in criminal jeopardy. However, it will damage his political prospects, and his legacy.
Now, imagine that the F.B.I. pays someone on their staff to forge such a statement.
According to Fox News, the F.B.I. is eagerly leaking details of their raid on Mar-a-Lago to the media. Some of what the F.B.I. is leaking to the media is false.
3. Anything that might embarrass Trump. The F.B.I. searched through Melania Trump’s clothing. Imagine that the F.B.I. produces the following, from anywhere in Trump’s residence: a ball gag, a butt plug, a whip, etc. Evangelicals might have doubts about voting for Trump. ( They’re a major part of his constituency. )
Now, imagine that the F.B.I. buys bondage gear somewhere, and then claims that they found it in Trump’s residence.
Joe Biden is a coward when it comes to dealing with foreign adversaries. However, he, and his “Biden-Harris” administration, has declared war on America. This didn’t happen when the F.B.I. raided Mar-A-Lago. It happened when “Biden-Harris” was sworn into office. Consider the following:
1. Biden’s war on the U.S. military. Biden is determined to eliminate Trump voters from the military. Now that the U.S. is on the verge of a civil war, you know the reason for this.
( Biden categorized Trump voters as “White supremacists”. )
( Hey Biden, would you please spell “supremacist”? ( Since you use the word all the time. ) )
( Oops! You can’t! )
2. Biden’s war on fossil fuels. Biden intends to destroy the American way of life. Citing “climate change”, he hopes to reduce all of us to an impoverished dependency. Our dependency will be on the Federal government.
3. Biden’s war on capitalism. Under Biden, the I.R.S. has been doubled in size. The I.R.S. now touts the fact that it resorts to “deadly force”.
( Source: Larry Kudlow, citing an I.R.S. recruitment notice on their web site. )
A large, intrusive I.R.S. inhibits capitalism. Remember: if you’re accused of a “crime” by the I.R.S., you’re guilty until you prove yourself innocent.
4. Biden’s war on the police. The hope of the Democrats was to replace traditional police with Antifa activists. “Crime”, as traditionally defined, would cease to exist. Instead, Antifa activists would enforce the ideology of the Democrat party.
( The police have exceeded their authority at times. They may have done so routinely. Any number of “crimes” should not be called crimes. Nonetheless, an Antifa Red Guard would be worse. )
Sadly, if Biden ceases his attack on America, then he’ll stand for nothing. His only ability in life is an inexplicable one. It’s an ability to get “elected”. ( And, perhaps, to run an influence peddling scheme with his brother and his son. )
AND IN THE END…
ON ( female ) ADULTERY
“After centuries of punishment the new virtue of wifely fidelity was firmly established, and had generated an appropriate conscience in the feminine heart.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Story of Civilization. By Will Durant. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. Original copyright: 1935. Page 88.
( Perhaps consciousness of guilt of adultery is what caused Ketanji Brown Jackson to say she doesn’t know what a woman is. )
( Does Ketanji Brown Jackson know what a Black person is? )
( Despite my remarks ( above ), I consider the Republicans’ treatment of Jackson to have been deplorable. )
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 214
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 214, version 2.0
Date Written: August 16, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Analyzing Kay J
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Analyzing Kay J
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Plus: Apple: improve iMovie.
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ANALYZING KAY J
I locate Alex Lynn’s studio. I identify objects that it contains. I identify Kay’s boyfriend in her content.
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model who lived in Kyiv, Ukraine. She lived there until the war. I regard her as the most beautiful model ever. Of her oeuvre, it is the content produced by Alex Lynn that’s the best. This content was purportedly made in 2016. ( I believe it may have been made in 2015 or 2014. ) Kay was 20 years old in 2016.
Below, I provide new information about Lynn’s studio, and about Kay’s photo galleries. All of this information concerns Kay’s “kid cute” era. Using conventional dating ( posted at indexxx ( dot ) com ), Kay’s “kid cute” era was the year 2016.
Unless otherwise noted, all of the content that I reference is available at:
metartnetwork ( dot ) com
WHERE was LYNN’s STUDIO?
I believe that Alex Lynn’s studio was in Kyiv, Ukraine. In my imagination, Lynn’s studio was a ground floor studio. ( Akin to a shop. ) In fact, Lynn’s studio was in the upper floor of a tall building. I figured this out by looking at Kay in the photo gallery called, “Daintily”. “Daintily” was photographed by Alex Lynn, in his studio.
In “Daintily”, look at photo “0009”. Look at Kay’s glasses. Specifically, look at the right lens of her glasses. ( Which is on the left side of your iPad. ) Look at the reflection in her glasses’ lens. You see the skyline of a city. Undoubtedly, this is Kyiv. I see a sky crane on the far right side of Kay’s right glasses’ lens.
( The long vertical lines are window blinds. They’re open. They’re in Lynn’s studio. )
Summary: Lynn’s studio was in the upper floor of a tall building in Kyiv.
THE BOYFRIEND in KAY’S CONTENT
In “Daintily”, look at photo “0023”. Look over Kay’s right shoulder. ( Which is on the left side of your iPad. ) A dude is sitting at the kitchen bar in Lynn’s studio! Who could he be? No staff member of Lynn’s team would be allowed such a privilege. Hence, the dude must be Kay’s boyfriend.
This dude shows up again, in a video of Kay. The video is at pregnantkay ( dot ) com.
You can watch this video for free at Indexxx. There, look at the box labelled, “Submitted Links”. Click on this link:
http://pregnantkay.com/fhg/gal6/
In a video that Kay shares with Nasita, Kay beckons ardently to someone. She does this near the video’s start. The video is credited to alexlynn ( dot ) com. It’s called,
“BACKSTAGE with Nasita and Kay J by Rita Loreen”.
I believe that Kay was beckoning to her boyfriend. She was about to engage in “girl with girl” intimacy with Nasita. Kay isn’t a lesbian. Hence, she wanted her boyfriend present so that she could tell herself that she was being intimate with Nasita to arouse him. This is especially so since “Backstage” was being filmed by a woman.
Which brings up another of my beliefs. ( Stated below. )
Until the war, Kay lived with the father of her son. ( According to a source on Indexxx, who addressed me directly. )
( Since then, Indexxx eradicated my name from their site. They also warned me against posting on their site. )
My belief addresses this question: In Kay’s ( de facto ) marriage, who wears the pants?
My answer: Kay wears the pants! This can be gleaned from the following:
1. The manner in which Kay beckons to her boyfriend in “Backstage”.
2. The fact that Kay got tattooed. ( Any boyfriend who knew her true value, and who ‘wore the pants’, would have forbidden her to be tattooed. )
3. The abrupt way that Kay banned me, without warning, from her Only Fans page.
As I wrote in a prior issue of ARSE, “Kay is the Red Queen in Alice in Wonderland’s body.”
Here’s an amazing point: Kay’s lower lip protrudes slightly. That is, it sticks out farther than her upper lip.
A drawing by John Tenniel depicts the Red Queen lecturing Alice. The illustration is from the book, “Through the Looking-Glass”. ( Published in 1871. ) In Tenniel’s illustration, the Red Queen’s lower lip sticks out! So, though Kay is lovely, she does bear that resemblance, physically, to the Red Queen.
( I adore Kay, especially in her “kid cute” era. However, I have no interest in consorting with the Red Queen. One may as well consort with Hillary Clinton! )
My source for “Backstage” was either xhamster ( dot ) com, or xvideos ( dot ) com. Both web sites are free.
( “Backstage” is “lost” content. That is, it isn’t available at any commercial web site. You won’t find it listed at Indexxx.
Source for Kay’s lower lip protruding: Her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) Date: September 1, 2020. Photo 2 of 3.
THE DOORS in “DAINTILY” and “PHANIA”
Kay’s photo gallery “Daintily” was made in the same location as her photo gallery “Phania”. That is, both were made in Alex Lynn’s studio. In each gallery, there is a pair of double doors. Compare photo “0007” in “Daintily” with photo “0016” in “Phania”.
THE SHELVING UNIT in “DAINTILY”, “MARU”, “DREAMING”, and “MY CHANNEL”.
A shelving unit is in Alex Lynn’s studio. It appears in the following:
1. The photo gallery “Daintily”. Photo “0002”. Look over Kay’s left shoulder, beyond the white lampshade.
( A blue wingback chair is in front of the shelving unit. I discuss this chair below. )
2. The photo gallery “Maru”. Photo “0001”. Look past Kay’s right shoulder.
3. The video “Dreaming”. Look behind Kay.
4. The video “My Channel”. Look past the left side of Kay’s head.
THE COUCH in “DAINTILY” and “MY CHANNEL”
A blue couch is in Lynn’s studio. It appears in the following:
1. The photo gallery “Daintily”. Photo “0073”. Kay is on the couch.
2. The video “My channel”. Kay is on the couch.
THE CHAIR in “DAINTILY” and “PHANIA”
A blue wingback chair is in Lynn’s studio. It appears in the following:
1. The photo gallery “Daintily”. Photo “0002”. Look to the left of Kay. A white lampshade is there. Now, look beyond the left side of the lampshade. Look beyond the lower edge of the lampshade, on its left side. You’ll see the top of the chair.
2. The photo gallery “Phania”. Photo “0118”. Kay is sitting in the chair. ( Wow! )
THE STOOL That KAY’S Boyfriend Was SITTING IN.
( While not, presumably, making a stool! )
Stools are present in Lynn’s studio. They stand in front of a kitchen’s bar. The stools appear in the following:
1. The photo gallery “Phania”. Photo “0118”. Look beyond Kay’s left side. Look beyond the round table.
2. The photo gallery “Vuita”. Photo “0103”. Kay stands between two of the stools.
Lynn’s studio is an excellent example of how a single ( large ) space can be made to look like many different places! In that single space, Lynn crafted many separate fantasies with Kay J. He many even have created these fantasies in a succession of hours, on a single day! That saved time and money. It also ensured that he captured Kay, in various ways, at her most lovely.
The following is also worth noting: Kay brings a range of moods and expressions to her work. These far exceed what most models offer. Some of Kay’s moods may spring from her predilection for BDSM. Or, to quote Kay:
“At some moments you want to be not only sexy, but also unrealistically beautiful and defenseless🌊”.
Kay’s Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) Date: September 9, 2020.
THE BIG MISTAKE!
How to copy a screenshot out of an important album.
by Andrew Roller
Writing this article, I prepared screenshots to accompany it. First, I had to find the relevant screenshot. I found a screenshot in my app called “Photos”. It was in my album called, “ukaybb”. The screenshot was from Kay’s Only Fans page. It was dated September 9, 2020. ( On Kay’s Only Fans page. )
To prepare this screenshot, I needed to copy it to another album in “Photos”. I should have taken a screenshot of the September 9th screenshot. Instead, I copied it by using the following icon:
A box, with an arrow sticking out of the top of it.
Later, I was done preparing the screenshot. To remove it from my album called, “Wordpress”, I deleted it.
Can you see my big mistake?
By deleting it from my “Wordpress” album, I also deleted it from my “ukaybb” album! I did not want to do that!
I can hear your reply: “Using the trash can icon, you should have tapped, ‘Remove from Album’.”
Don’t worry! I’m aware of that option.
Here’s my mistake:
I didn’t realize that the screenshot of Kay’s September 9th photo, in my “WordPress” album, remained connected to my “ukaybb” album!
What to do?
When you want to copy a screenshot out of an album, screenshot it. This will put a new photo in your “Photos” app’s “Library”. When you delete the screenshot from “Library”, you won’t delete it from the album that it came from.
The same is true if I delete the screenshot from my “Wordpress” album. That will, of course, delete it from my “Wordpress” album. If it came from “Library”, and I delete it from my “Wordpress” album, that will also delete it from “Library”.
That won’t, however, delete the original source for my screenshot. The original source for my screenshot remains in my “ukaybb” album.
Summary: Screenshot a screenshot to copy it out of an important album. Don’t use the icon of the box that has an arrow sticking out of it.
Note:
I prepare a screenshot by eliminating extraneous information. This information is beyond the part of the screenshot that I want. In other words, I crop the screenshot. I don’t alter it to make it different from its source.
Exception: if the screenshot isn’t the best quality, I use the “Edit” option in “Photos”. In “Edit”, I simply tap on the magic wand icon. Then, I compare the edited screenshot to its source. I pick the better screenshot.
Before subjecting a screenshot to “Edit”, make a screenshot of it. ( Make a screenshot of the screenshot. ) You’ll then have the original screenshot, with the edited version beside it. Both screenshots will be in “Library”.
( Meanwhile, since you took a screenshot of your source screenshot, it will slumber unmolested in the album where it resides. )
I never prepare a photo to make it convey information that is different from its source. The goal is to report on what is actually present, in the real world.
APPLE: IMPROVE iMovie!
iMovie needs numerical order, and folders. It needs an identifying image for every movie.
by Andrew Roller
iMovie is an important app. Unfortunately, it needs to work better. Here’s how:
1. Put the movies in numerical order!
Each movie in iMovie bears a number. However, if you watch, say, “My Movie 2”, it goes to the top of the iMovie “Projects” page. Then, if you watch “My Movie 905”, that goes to the top of the iMovie “Projects” page.
You can see what result you soon have. Your “Projects” page has a bunch of movies that are not in numerical order.
Now, try to find, say, “My Movie 525”. It could be anywhere on your “Projects” page. Furthermore, using “Search”, on your iPad’s “Home” page, doesn’t help.
( Launch “Search” by swiping your finger down from the middle of your iPad’s screen. Do this on your iPad’s “Home” page. )
Understandably, Apple wants you to have ready access to whichever iMovie project you’re working on now.
But Apple should have an option that allows you to organize your movies in numerical order. I have nearly 1,000 movies in iMove. I waste endless time searching for the correct ( numbered ) movie in iMovie!
2. Allow folders to be created in iMovie.
I would love to put all of my movies of Kay J into a folder in iMovie. That would make it much easier for me to find them.
3. Copy a screen image from within the movie. Make this an identifying image for every movie.
Most of my movies in iMovie are so-called porn films. Most of them are from free porn sites. ( Known as “free sample” sites. ) Since these are porn films, they download with their opening scene being a black box. Or, the box is gray. The result? I have nearly 1,000 black and gray boxes in iMovie. Since I don’t know what each box is, I wind up putting the same video into iMovie, over and over again. I do this over time.
Probably, Apple will ignore my advice. ( If, indeed, they ever read it. I have no e-mail for Apple. )
Are you a programmer? Here’s a great project! Create a better iMovie. Masturbators everywhere will thank you. Probably, lots of teen and preteen posters to TikTok will thank you too!
Example:
Apple App Store
App: Super iMovie
( Great for TikTok! )
In-App Purchases:
Super iMovie ( 1 Month ). Cost: One junior bra.
Super iMove ( 1 Year ). Cost: One junior bra plus one pair of panties.
Super iMovie ( Lifetime Membership ). Cost: One junior bra, one pair of panties, and one date with me. ( Must be wearing bra and panties at time of date. )
AND IN THE END…
GIRLS! GET FUCKED!
“The Guaycurus of Brazil were constantly diminishing because the women would bear no children till the age of thirty.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Story of Civilization. By Will Durant. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. Original copyright: 1935. Page 90.
ARCANA
1. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
2. All of my statements about Kay J’s boyfriend, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
( Which doesn’t mean I’m not jealous of him! )
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 213
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 213, version 2.0
Date Written: August 14, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Kay J: More Whip Marks!
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ET 212
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Kay J: More Whip Marks!
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Plus: New “Great Courses” from Audible.
And: On “vice”.
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KAY J: More WHIP MARKS
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude, or erotic, model. She lived in Ukraine until the war. Last I saw, she was living in Poland.
In prior issues of ARSE, I’ve written about Kay’s videos. In some of them, her body bears whip marks.
Kay stars in the video, “Model Tests, episode IV, Kay J”. This video is at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com.
I thought that Kay didn’t have any whip marks in “Model Tests”. However, I was wrong! I have found whip marks on her. They’re on these parts of her body:
1. The left side of her waist. There are five red dots here. The dots are from one of the following:
A. A knotted whip.
OR
B. A whip.
Source: Screw the Roses, Send me The Thorns: The Romance and Sexual Sorcery of Sadomasochism. By Philip Miller and Molly Devon. Mystic Rose Books. Northfield, Minnesota. United States of America. Copyright 1995. Page 141.
My armchair opinion is that a whip leaves slash marks on the body. That is, the thong of the whip leaves slash marks. If just the tip of the whip strikes a person, then it will leave red dots on her.
A knotted whip’s tip will, obviously, leave red dots on her. “Screw” describes these as “bee-sting like marks”. ( Page 141. )
2. Kay has a red dot on the right cheek of her ass. It’s on the outer edge of the right cheek of her ass. This is likely a scab, from a whipping.
( Consult the videos “Wet Dreams”, and “Dreaming”, for other red dots that are scabs. Both videos star Kay J. They’re at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com. )
There are a number of other marks on the right cheek of Kay’s ass. These marks evoke slash marks.
With regard to the right cheek of Kay’s ass: Note the slash mark that angles up and to the left. It’s to the left of the scab. It looks to be a line of tiny scabs from the thong of a whip.
( “Model Tests” was filmed in 2016. Its resolution isn’t as high as videos that are filmed today. )
( In fact, Model Tests was posted by the metartnetwork in 2016. It was filmed by Alex Lynn. He once owned his own web site: alexlynn ( dot ) com. I believe some Kay J content was filmed in 2015 or in 2014, when she was, respectively, 19 and 18 years old. She was 20 years old in 2016. )
3. Kay has five horizontal lines on the back of her right thigh. The lines are on her upper thigh. They curve with her thigh. Kay has one vertical line in this same area. These lines evoke slash marks.
Kay sits on a stool in “Model Test”. Did the stool’s seat print lines on her? Probably not. Here’s why:
1. The stool’s seat consists of thick, rounded bars of wood. These would not print lines on her.
2. Only Kay’s ass meets the stool. Her thighs never do.
Kay sits in a bean bag chair in “Model Test”. Did the bean bag chair’s seat print lines on her? Absolutely not. The bean bag chair’s seat is heavily padded with cushions. No part of the bean bag chair’s frame makes contact with Kay.
But a whip, at some point before this video, probably did!
MORE LI MOON!
by Andrew Roller
In Editorial Thunder number 211, I wrote about nude model Li Moon. I wrote that she’s at femjoy ( dot ) com. She is, in fact, at Femjoy under two stage names:
1. Li Moon.
2. Annika A.
Always check indexxx ( dot ) com to see what stage names a model uses. Consult the box titled, “Websites”.
( On Kay J’s Indexxx page, I searched for her under the stage name of “Evil Slut”. Surprisingly, I found nothing. )
( Kay J abruptly banned me from her Only Fans page, for no stated reason. She kept my subscription money. )
NEW “Great Courses” FROM Audible
by Andrew Roller
Today, I launched my Audible app. Then, in the app, I clicked on the icon called “Home”. I was taken to Audible’s “Home” page.
There, I saw some icons for “The Great Courses”. I saw a course that I liked. It was free.
( There was no box beneath the course that said, “1 CREDIT.” )
I added the course to my Audible library. I didn’t download it. ( If I downloaded all the books in my Audible library, I wouldn’t have any memory on my iPad! )
This course will now remain in my Audible library forever. However, if, someday, it ceases to be free, then it will become “locked”.
Nothing at Audible says that this course will cease to be free. However, I’ve been on Audible long enough to know the shady way that they handle this sort of content. ( They’re Indian givers. )
Audible has now released a new batch of free “Great Courses” content. Likely, this content isn’t newly made. It’s old content, from the prior century, that nobody wants to pay for. Audible is hoping to bait you into wanting it. Then, later, Audible will cease to offer this content for free.
But, you can still add this content to your Audible library. Here’s how:
In your Audible app, launch their search function. ( The icon for “Discover” ( search ) is a magnifying glass. )
In the search bar, type in “The Great Courses”.
You’ll get hundreds of results.
Tap the box labelled, “Included in your membership(s)”. This will eliminate content that costs money.
You will still have hundreds of search results. Which is great!
Scroll to the bottom of the search results. This will take time. Now, start scrolling up. Look for the following phrase:
“IN YOUR LIBRARY”.
If you see “IN YOUR LIBRARY” under a course, skip it. You already have this course.
When you see a course that doesn’t have “IN YOUR LIBRARY” under it, add this course to your library.
Then, keep scrolling up.
The key point is this: Don’t scroll from the top down to find ‘new’ content. It’s better to scroll to the bottom, and then scroll up. You’ll save time if you do it this way. ( From the bottom, up. )
To see your new courses in your Audible library, relaunch your Audible app. ( That is, quit the app. Then launch it again. )
I now have 1,984 Audible “titles” ( products ) in my Audible library. ( Some titles are now locked. I’d have to buy them to hear them. However, my hope is that the locked titles may become free ( or unlocked ) in the future. )
( I’ve never seen a locked title become unlocked. However, Audible appears to cycle through its entire catalog of “Great Courses” over time. That is, in any given ( economic ) quarter, a number of “Great Courses” titles are free. )
( Audible doesn’t follow the “economic quarter” cycle with precision. )
Enjoy your new courses!
GET RID of a DUPLICATE APP on Your HOME SCREEN
by Andrew Roller
I looked at my iPad’s Home Screen. I realized that I had two copies of my Apple “Mail” app. What to do? Here’s how to get rid of a duplicate app on your Home Screen:
1. Put your finger against the duplicate app.
2. Give the app a “long press”. ( Hold your finger there for awhile. ) ( In fact, just a second or so. )
3. An informational box appears.
4. In this informational box, look for “Remove from Home Screen”.
5. Tap on “Remove from Home Screen”.
Only the duplicate icon will be removed from your Home Screen. The original icon will remain.
( Which icon was really the “original icon” is irrelevant. )
AND IN THE END…
ON “VICE”
“Every vice was once a virtue, necessary in the struggle for existence; it became a vice only when it survived the conditions that made it indispensable.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Story of Civilization. By Will Durant. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. Original copyright: 1935. Page 93.
( Hence, if you see a small girl wandering in the primeval forest, do you help her? Or do you, as a “normal” man, only have an interest in women? )
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 212
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 212, version 2.0
Date Written: August 12, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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I found Kay J under an alternate stage name! It’s “Evil Tattooed Slut”!
This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 211
Editorial Thunder presents...
Join Femjoy!
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Plus: Get rid of old e-mail.
And: On “holy matrimony”.
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JOIN FEMJOY!
I join Femjoy, and fix a download problem with my iPad.
by Andrew Roller
There are lots of beautiful women at Femjoy and if you join Femjoy through our web site, we’ll give you an incredible deal! Keep reading our web site so you can go broke getting more incredible deals!
That’s your average porn site review.
That’s why I publish ARSE.
Today, I went to foxnews ( dot ) com. I began watching videos about global conflicts. I also listened to news stories on this subject.
( The stories sound like they’re read by a man. However, if you listen closely, you’ll realize the man is a robot. That’s because he mispronounces words that any educated human would know. )
Sadly, on the Internet, it can be difficult to stay on the subject that interests you. Fox News had soon lured me into reading news stories about “child molesters”. I wound up reading five of these stories. They amounted to a 2022 version of, “Black Man Lynched for Looking at White Woman!”
I was furious. Since Kay J now hates me, I’ve found that I’ve begun to like other girls. Specifically, Alisa I. I have some of her photos. However, I’d never joined one of the porn sites that is a major source of Alisa I. content: femjoy ( dot ) com.
I decided to go to Femjoy. I was stunned by the price: $89.95 for a full year. Your subscription renews indefinitely for that price.
( This assumes that you’ll be successful in updating your credit card with Femjoy, when the need arises. I had an excellent membership with naughtymag ( dot ) com. Sadly, they were incompetent at renewing my credit card. As a result, I’m no longer a member of Naughtymag. )
I set about joining Femjoy.
When I’m about to join a web site, I screenshot everything. However, there’s a glitch at Femjoy. It’s on a “join” page. This page has a pre-checked offer. I unchecked the pre-checked offer. Then, I tried to scroll the page down. The page went black. The page reset. I found that I was unable to scroll this page down.
Guess what else I discovered? The pre-checked offer was checked again!
From a financial standpoint, the pre-checked offer is bad. It’s actually two offers. ( There is, however, only a single box that you have to uncheck. ) The two offers, combined, will cost you $69.90 every 30 days. If you’ve ever experienced 30 day billing, your “due” date slowly moves forward on the calendar. That means your bill comes due sooner each month, over time.
$69.90 times 12 months is $838.80 per year. That’s a gigantic amount! Pre-checked offers are a scandal. They should be outlawed.
( If someone wants to intelligently opt in to an offer, that’s fine. )
I joined Femjoy. As soon as I did, an advertisement appeared on my screen. It was the pre-checked offer again! Actually, it was half of the offer. In the advertisement, an ugly blonde is showing me her cunt and her anus. The price to see more of her ugly self is just $359.40 a year. ( Billed, as before, every 30 days. So you actually pay more, over time. )
A “No, thanks” button was included in this advertisment. I clicked it, and the ad disappeared.
I was taken to Femjoy’s home page. I didn’t waste any time there. I knew what I wanted: Alisa I!
At Femjoy, look to the upper right corner of your iPad’s screen. You’ll see an icon there. It’s an icon of a magnifying glass.
Tap on the magnifying glass. It will slide to the left. Then, a blue line will begin to blink to the right of the magnifying glass. Type on your iPad’s keyboard. That will put information into Femjoy’s search field.
For instance, I typed in, “alisa i”.
I was taken to the page for Alisa I.
At Alisa I, you’ll see the following:
1. [ Photo ] GALLERIES.
2. VIDEOS.
At Femjoy, just some of the models have both galleries and videos. ( For instance, there are galleries of Kay J at Femjoy. However, there are no videos of Kay J. )
Study Alisa I.’s page. You’ll see the word “GALLERIES”. To the right of this is written the following:
“View all 49 Results”.
Tap on “View all 49 Results”. You’re taken to a new page at Femjoy. It displays every photo gallery that features Alisa I.
( Femjoy claims that it has 20 photo galleries of Mila Azul. However, it only has 19 photo galleries of Mila Azul. The 20th photo gallery is of a different girl. Mila Azul does not appear anywhere in her ( the stranger’s ) photo gallery. )
( On Femjoy, Mila Azul is known as Milla D. )
( On the metartnetwork ( dot ) com, you may see a stranger’s photo gallery included on the page of your favorite model. In that case, check the photo gallery. It may feature both the stranger and your favorite model. That is, the photo gallery may be a “girl with girl” pictorial. )
My description continues:
I’ve just tapped on “View all 49 Results”. I was taken to a new page at Femjoy. It displays every photo gallery that features Alisa I.
The most recent photo galleries are at the top of this page. Hence, Alisa I. is likely to be oldest in the photo galleries at the top of the page.
( The Metartnetwork will sometimes claim that old content from a prior web site is “new”. They’ll even alter the model’s ( younger ) age to her ( current ) older age. If Femjoy does this, such content will appear at the top of the model’s page. Hence, you’ll be told that she’s old. In fact, she’ll be young! )
I like young females best. So, to see Alisa I. at her youngest, scroll to the bottom of her photo gallery page.
( The same will be true of the page that displays her video content. )
Tap on the photo gallery that you prefer. It opens. All of the photos that comprise this gallery are displayed.
There are two ways to download this gallery:
A. Look at the top right corner of your iPad’s screen. An icon is there. It’s an icon of an arrow. The arrow points down. Tap on the arrow to see your download options.
OR
B. Scroll down on your iPad’s screen. You’ll see the following: “Download”. Your download options are listed here. There are several. ( These are identical to what’s available at the top of your screen. )
The download that will give you the best resolution is the following:
Poster Size Edition 5500 px, 139.24 MB
“MB” stands for megabytes. For comparison, the first Apple Macintosh had a total memory capacity of 128 kilobytes. The Mac Plus, when it was released, had a total memory capacity of one megabyte.
My father always demanded that I buy everything at the military exchange. Obeying him, I did not buy my first Apple computer at an Apple Store. I bought it at a military exchange. I bought the best Macintosh that the military exchange offered. The model that I bought had 512 kilobytes of memory. I soon learned that my father was, once again, an idiot. The Apple Store was selling the Mac Plus, which had one megabyte of memory.
I went back to the military exchange. I knew that I couldn’t get a refund. However, I demanded to know why the military exchange didn’t sell the Mac Plus. ( With its one megabyte of memory. )
“We will never sell the Mac Plus,” the salesman told me. “It’s too powerful!”
If you’re in the military, here’s a word to the wise. Thank you for being wounded for your country. However, please keep in mind that, as far as the military is concerned, you are a piece of shit. You want the top of the line product? No, friend. You’re a “home user”. You have no real needs, except to get wounded ( again ) for your country. Hence, you can only buy a Macintosh with 512 kilobytes of memory. That powerful Mac Plus, with its one megabyte of memory, is for “business users”. ( Or well paid civilians. )
( Any manufacturer will release three versions of a product. In the example above, these were: The 128k Macintosh. The 512k Macintosh. The Mac Plus. The military exchange only carried the 128k Macintosh and the 512k Macintosh. )
( In the 1980s, there was no “Apple Store”. There were only Apple dealers. The unpleasant stories that can be told about them are beyond the scope of this article. )
Back to Alisa I. You’ve successfully downloaded her photo gallery.
But what if you can’t?
That’s the situation I find myself in. I downloaded all of Alisa I.’s content on Femjoy. Then, I began downloading Kay J’s content.
Can you guess what happened? I ceased to be able to download! Kay’s photo gallery went through the motions of downloading. However, no matter how often I tried, I got the icon in “Downloads”, on my iPad, that reads, “0% downloaded”.
This problem didn’t go away. I tried downloading photo galleries of Li Moon from Femjoy. No luck. I tried downloading photo galleries of Mila Azul from Femjoy. No luck. Currently, I can’t download any new content from Femjoy!
I can only download content that I already have. That is, I can download photo galleries of Alisa I. Since I successfully downloaded one photo gallery of Kay J, I can download this same photo gallery again. But I can’t download the rest of her photo galleries.
Here’s a statement from Femjoy’s sign up page ( before you pay your money ):
“Unlimited Video & Photo downloads”.
I have been trying now, for a number of hours, to download additional photo galleries and videos from Femjoy. I can’t download anything. Except, that is, content that I already downloaded.
Does that sound like “Unlimited Video and Photo downloads” to you?
On the Met-Art Network, there is a problem with the following photo gallery:
“Presenting Alisa Amore”. ( Alisa I. ) You can download this gallery. You can open the zip file. It will look fine. However, when you look at certain pictures, they’ll flash. Then, they’ll disappear! ( “Presenting Alisa Amore” has been plagued with difficulties, of various sorts, for years. These difficulties occur with the downloaded photo gallery. )
On the Met-Art Network, you can screenshot every photo in “Presenting Alisa Amore”. The resolution is good.
( At the Met-Art Network, there are several choices with regard to resolution, when you’re taking screenshots. Open the photo you want. Now, tap on your iPad’s screen. Settings for this photo will appear.
( Look toward the top right corner of your iPad’s screen. You’ll see this word: “Resolution”. To the right of it are three boxes. Tap on the largest box. That will give you the best resolution. )
Hence, at the Met-Art Network, you’ll want to do the following with regard to the photo gallery “Presenting Alisa Amore”. Either:
A. Screenshot each of her photos. ( In high resolution. )
OR
B. Download each of her photos. ( In high resolution. ) In this case, you’ll be downloading each photo in “Presenting Alisa Amore” as an individual photo.
( At the Met-Art Network, a photo gallery sometimes won’t download in “High Zip”. ( The highest resolution. ) To solve this problem, download the photo gallery in “Medium Zip”. Then, download it ( again ) in “High Zip”. The photo gallery should now successfully download in “High Zip”. )
ALERT! I just fixed my problem!
Going to the Met-Art Network, I found that I couldn’t download anything there, either.
So, I restarted my iPad. I can now download from Femjoy!
( And from the Met-Art Network. )
I won’t change what I’ve written above. That way, if you have the same problem, you’ll see it in detail.
Mila Azul is at Femjoy. ( As Milla D. ) Her earliest photo gallery there is dated November 25, 2016. No biographical information accompanies Mila’s photo galleries.
A stranger is present on Mila Azul’s photo gallery page. The stranger’s photo gallery is dated January 17, 2013. Her photo gallery does contain biographical information! So, if you’re wondering, here’s the rule on this point ( at Femjoy ):
An “old” model’s photo gallery may contain biographical information. However, a “new” model’s photo gallery won’t have such information. If you take screenshots of such information, you’re spared the task of taking a screenshot of a “new” model’s biographical information.
I found no biographical information on Femjoy for Mila Azul, Alisa I., Kay J, or Li Moon. By “biographical information”, I include descriptive content, such as,
“With her angelic face and awesome boobs, Alisa I. is sure to please you…”
Let’s return to the topic of Alisa I. Specifically, to her videos. Tap on one of her videos. It opens. You can watch this video. Or, look to the bottom left of your iPad’s screen. You’ll see the following:
“Download.”
The download with the best resolution is 1920x1080-mp4, 213 MB”. Tap on “1920x1080-mp4, 213 MB”. An informational box appears. ( This is an Apple box. ) The informational box asks you if you want to download the video. In the informational box, tap “Download”. The video will download to your iPad.
( Or it will download to iCloud Drive. Check “Settings”, on your iPad, to see where your video went. )
( On either your iPad, or on iCloud Drive, your video will download to the folder named, “Downloads”. )
Is there anything “bad” about Femjoy? Yes!
Earlier in this article, I wrote about how to screenshot individual photos at the Met-Art Network. However you do it there, the result is good. ( Or great, depending on which resolution you choose. )
( The resolution of any download is totally separate from the resolution for a given individual photo. You choose your download’s resolution each time you do a download. This is true at both the Met-Art Network and at Femjoy. )
At Femjoy, you can adjust the resolution for an individual photo. Here’s the problem: if you choose a high resolution, the photo explodes in size! It expands way beyond the size of my iPad’s screen.
The result? If I want to screenshot an individual photo at Femjoy, I have to settle for the lowest resolution. You can check this. At Femjoy, go to “Kay J”. Open Kay J’s photo gallery called, “Nude”. Tap on the second photo: “002”. Now, with your fingers, expand the photo of Kay. Focus on her navel. It will look bad if you’re on the lowest resolution. However, her photo will fit on your iPad’s screen.
At Femjoy, the available resolutions for an individual photo are:
S, M, L, XL
These are displayed under any individual photo. ( Apple’s white line, at the bottom of your iPad’s screen, will mostly block your view of S, M, L, XL. )
At Femjoy, there is no option to download an individual photo.
I began joining porn sites in 2019. ( At the time, I was on a quest to obtain photos of the model known, at indexxx ( dot ) com, as Lily Ann. ) Of all the porn sites I’ve joined, Femjoy, in 2022, is the least expensive!
Femjoy works very well. It works even better than the venerable Met-Art Network.
Femjoy does, in my experience, offer unlimited downloads. On other web sites, like the Met-Art Network, and xvideos ( dot ) com, there is an invisible download limit. What is an invisible download limit? It means that you can only download so much per day. This limit is invisible because the web sites, like the Met-Art Network, keep their daily download limit a secret.
If you’re downloading content from Femjoy yourself, using your own abilities, there is no download limit.
Femjoy does prohibit mechanical downloads. What is a mechanical download? Femjoy writes:
“You have downloaded huge parts of the site with a download manager. This is… called ‘site leeching’. … ‘Leeching’ will be blocked.”
Source: Femjoy. F.A.Q. ( Frequently Asked Questions. )
I highly recommend joining Femjoy. Here’s a thumbnail summary of what you’ll find there:
Alisa I.: Her expressions are more mischievous on the Met-Art Network. However, her breasts appear fuller and rounder on Femjoy.
Li Moon: Her Met-Art Network photos, and her Femjoy photos, are equally good in quality. If, as a Li Moon fan, you can only join one web site, join the Met-Art Network.
Mila Azul ( Milla D. on Femjoy ): Her Met-Art Network photos and her Femjoy photos are equally good in quality. There are more photos of her at the Met-Art Network.
Kay J: The Met-Art Network is a ‘must buy’ for the Kay J fan. There is very little of her on Femjoy. Her photos on Femjoy are nearly worthless.
On the Met-Art Network, each photo gallery routinely has over 100 photos. That’s not the case at Femjoy. A photo gallery on Femjoy usually has under 100 photos. ( At Femjoy, this fact may vary depending on when the photo gallery was made. An older photo gallery may have less photos of a model. )
The question, then, isn’t: should you join Femjoy? The question is: why aren’t you on Femjoy right now?! Just make sure to uncheck that pesky pre-checked offer.
SPECIAL OFFERS
Some time ago, I bought the following book:
1001 Femjoy ( dot ) com Girls. ( Reviewed in a prior issue of ARSE. ) Somewhere in the ( wrapped ) book, there was a special offer. This offer promised to give access to Femjoy ( dot ) com at a reduced price.
I didn’t take advantage of this offer. I didn’t do it when I bought the book, and I didn’t do it now ( when I joined Femjoy ( dot ) com. ).
Why?
In 2019, I got an e-mail from Playboy. It promised “All that Playboy Plus has to offer.” I took advantage of the e-mail’s offer. The result was awful. I was sold very limited access to Playboy Plus. As soon as I joined Playboy Plus, I was hit with a very expensive offer to upgrade.
My advice: reject “special offers”! Instead, go directly to the web site that you want to join. If the web site itself is giving a “special offer”, that’s fine. You’ll simply be signing up to that web site for the then-current price. ( Femjoy’s web site is currently “on sale”. )
Summary: ignore “special offers”. Only sign up at the web site itself. Sign up at whatever price the web site offers. If the web site is savvy, this will likely be some sort of “sale” price.
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M E N
Uncle Joe wants you to:
Cut off your penis
Donate it to a woman
So she can become a man!
( Or face life in prison. )
May God fuck the United States of America.
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GET RID of OLD E-MAIL!
( Except from me! )
by Andrew Roller
I am, once again, running out of storage space in my Apple iCloud account. I’ve bought all the iCloud storage space that Apple offers. Yet, I need more. Apple could easily sell me more. Instead, they want me to ditch my ( modern ) iPad, and buy an ( ancient ) Macintosh.
The Macintosh has been around since the 1980s. It has no touch screen. If you turn it sideways, your screen image is sideways. ( It doesn’t adjust to the new position that your Macintosh is now in. ) Steve Jobs would have ditched the Macintosh a decade ago. Tim Cook is too busy wasting money on Apple T.V. to update Apple’s products properly. Apple’s current mission isn’t to improve your computing. It’s to force feed you their woke T.V. content.
( I was forced to buy Apple T.V., and a host of other useless ‘amenities’ from Apple, to obtain the iCloud storage space that I have now. This crap is called ‘Apple One’. )
( Only Apple Music is worth having. Its content, given Apple’s wealth, is limited. )
Desperate for iCloud storage space, I decided to delete my old e-mail. Here’s how to do this:
IN THE APPLE “MAIL” APP:
1. Launch the Apple “Mail” app.:
2. Look to the left side of your iPad’s screen. A column is there. ( It contains your mail. ) The column is titled, “Inbox”.
3. Look to the upper right corner of “Inbox.” You’ll see this: “Edit”.
4. Tap on “Edit”.
5. Whoa! Something new is now in the upper left corner of “Inbox”. It reads: “Select All.”
6. Tap on “Select All”.
7. Look to the bottom right corner of “Inbox”. You’ll see this: “Trash”.
8. Tap on “Trash”.
( When I tried this, little upright rectangles were blocking “Trash”. I cancelled my effort. Then I tapped “Select All” again. This time, “Trash” appeared. ) ( I had gotten rid of the upright rectangles. )
If you’ve got years of old e-mails, it will take a few seconds for “Mail” to delete them. You can sit and watch this happen.
IN G-MAIL
Everything that Google does is inferior to Apple. Google’s products even look inferior to Apple’s products. ( I’m speaking of Google’s web products. I’m unfamiliar with Google’s phone. )
1. Launch the G-Mail app. ( Assuming, that is, that a rogue You Tube employee hasn’t deleted your G-Mail app. ) ( Or trashed all of your G-Mail e-mails, to hide their wrongdoing. ) ( Both events happened to me. You can read about this in prior issues of ARSE. )
( But Big Tech needs your tax dollars! A new law just gave them your tax dollars. And now, there are 87,000 new I.R.S. agents, paid for by you, to make sure that you give your tax dollars to Big Tech! )
( Because, you know, Big Tech doesn’t yet have enough limousines, groupies, mansions, and jet planes. )
( But don’t criticize Big Tech! You’ll be kicked off of their propaganda platforms, known as “social media”. )
2. Look to the left side of your iPad’s screen. A column is there. ( It contains your mail. ) The column is titled, “ALL INBOXES”. ( In tiny letters. )
3. Tap on the top e-mail. ( That is, make sure an e-mail is selected. )
4. Look to the top right corner of your iPad’s screen. You’ll see an icon. The icon resembles a cardboard box. An arrow is on it. The arrow is pointing down.
5. Tap on this icon.
6. Whoa! One e-mail disappeared. If you’ve got years of e-mails, you can guess what you’ll be doing for the next half hour. You’ll be repeatedly tapping the icon of the box!
7. Keep going! You’ll get your life back someday!
Whew! Are you still alive? Or did you die, leaving your G-mail app to your next of kin? Maybe they’ll waste their lives finishing the job that you began. Perhaps this job will be passed down through the generations of your family, like a stigma.
AND IN THE END…
ON “Holy Matrimony”:
“Some tribes of ancient India reckoned the women of a family as part of the property inheritance, along with the domestic animals; nor did the last commandment of Moses distinguish very clearly in this matter. … Marriage began as a form of the law of property, as a part of the institution of slavery.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization. By Will and Ariel Durant. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. Original copyright: 1935. Page 70.
( “Complete”, in the book’s title, refers to the Amazon Kindle version. This version contains all of the volumes of the Durant’s epic, “The Story of Civilization”. )
( Will Durant is credited as the sole author in “Our Oriental Heritage”. That’s the title of the first volume in “The Story of Civilization”. )
ARCANA
INCREDIBLE DEAL!
Win a mental congratulation from ARSE! Here’s how:
1. Join Femjoy.
2. Go to foxnews ( dot ) com.
3. Go to the “Shows” page.
4. Tap on the following box: The Ingrate Angle.
5. Send an e-mail to Laura Ingrate. Here’s a template for your e-mail:
Dear Laura Ingrate,
I regret to inform you that I no longer watch you. I’m now too busy to watch you. That’s because I’m masturbating over porn at femjoy ( dot ) com!
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 211
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 211, version 3.0
Date Written: August 10, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Uncle Joe wants you to:
Cut off your penis
Donate it to a woman
So she can become a man!
( Or face life in prison. )
May God fuck the United States of America.
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GET RID of OLD E-MAIL!
( Except from me! )
by Andrew Roller
I am, once again, running out of storage space in my Apple iCloud account. I’ve bought all the iCloud storage space that Apple offers. Yet, I need more. Apple could easily sell me more. Instead, they want me to ditch my ( modern ) iPad, and buy an ( ancient ) Macintosh.
The Macintosh has been around since the 1980s. It has no touch screen. If you turn it sideways, your screen image is sideways. ( It doesn’t adjust to the new position that your Macintosh is now in. ) Steve Jobs would have ditched the Macintosh a decade ago. Tim Cook is too busy wasting money on Apple T.V. to update Apple’s products properly. Apple’s current mission isn’t to improve your computing. It’s to force feed you their woke T.V. content.
( I was forced to buy Apple T.V., and a host of other useless ‘amenities’ from Apple, to obtain the iCloud storage space that I have now. This crap is called ‘Apple One’. )
( Only Apple Music is worth having. Its content, given Apple’s wealth, is limited. )
Desperate for iCloud storage space, I decided to delete my old e-mail. Here’s how to do this:
IN THE APPLE “MAIL” APP:
1. Launch the Apple “Mail” app.:
2. Look to the left side of your iPad’s screen. A column is there. ( It contains your mail. ) The column is titled, “Inbox”.
3. Look to the upper right corner of “Inbox.” You’ll see this: “Edit”.
4. Tap on “Edit”.
5. Whoa! Something new is now in the upper left corner of “Inbox”. It reads: “Select All.”
6. Tap on “Select All”.
7. Look to the bottom right corner of “Inbox”. You’ll see this: “Trash”.
8. Tap on “Trash”.
( When I tried this, little upright rectangles were blocking “Trash”. I cancelled my effort. Then I tapped “Select All” again. This time, “Trash” appeared. ) ( I had gotten rid of the upright rectangles. )
If you’ve got years of old e-mails, it will take a few seconds for “Mail” to delete them. You can sit and watch this happen.
IN G-MAIL
Everything that Google does is inferior to Apple. Google’s products even look inferior to Apple’s products. ( I’m speaking of Google’s web products. I’m unfamiliar with Google’s phone. )
1. Launch the G-Mail app. ( Assuming, that is, that a rogue You Tube employee hasn’t deleted your G-Mail app. ) ( Or trashed all of your G-Mail e-mails, to hide their wrongdoing. ) ( Both events happened to me. You can read about this in prior issues of ARSE. )
( But Big Tech needs your tax dollars! A new law just gave them your tax dollars. And now, there are 87,000 new I.R.S. agents, paid for by you, to make sure that you give your tax dollars to Big Tech! )
( Because, you know, Big Tech doesn’t yet have enough limousines, groupies, mansions, and jet planes. )
( But don’t criticize Big Tech! You’ll be kicked off of their propaganda platforms, known as “social media”. )
2. Look to the left side of your iPad’s screen. A column is there. ( It contains your mail. ) The column is titled, “ALL INBOXES”. ( In tiny letters. )
3. Tap on the top e-mail. ( That is, make sure an e-mail is selected. )
4. Look to the top right corner of your iPad’s screen. You’ll see an icon. The icon resembles a cardboard box. An arrow is on it. The arrow is pointing down.
5. Tap on this icon.
6. Whoa! One e-mail disappeared. If you’ve got years of e-mails, you can guess what you’ll be doing for the next half hour. You’ll be repeatedly tapping the icon of the box!
7. Keep going! You’ll get your life back someday!
Whew! Are you still alive? Or did you die, leaving your G-mail app to your next of kin? Maybe they’ll waste their lives finishing the job that you began. Perhaps this job will be passed down through the generations of your family, like a stigma.
AND IN THE END…
ON “Holy Matrimony”:
“Some tribes of ancient India reckoned the women of a family as part of the property inheritance, along with the domestic animals; nor did the last commandment of Moses distinguish very clearly in this matter. … Marriage began as a form of the law of property, as a part of the institution of slavery.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization. By Will and Ariel Durant. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. Original copyright: 1935. Page 70.
( “Complete”, in the book’s title, refers to the Amazon Kindle version. This version contains all of the volumes of the Durant’s epic, “The Story of Civilization”. )
( Will Durant is credited as the sole author in “Our Oriental Heritage”. That’s the title of the first volume in “The Story of Civilization”. )
ARCANA
INCREDIBLE DEAL!
Win a mental congratulation from ARSE! Here’s how:
1. Join Femjoy.
2. Go to foxnews ( dot ) com.
3. Go to the “Shows” page.
4. Tap on the following box: The Ingrate Angle.
5. Send an e-mail to Laura Ingrate. Here’s a template for your e-mail:
Dear Laura Ingrate,
I regret to inform you that I no longer watch you. I’m now too busy to watch you. That’s because I’m masturbating over porn at femjoy ( dot ) com!
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 211
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 211, version 3.0
Date Written: August 10, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Li Moon, Bondage Babe
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ET 210
Editorial Thunder presents...
Li Moon, Bondage Babe
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Plus: Tattoo removal: expensive and painful.
And: Women are the cause of wars.
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LI MOON, BONDAGE Babe
by Andrew Roller
Here I go again. I look at a porn star’s photos. When I see something unexpected, I write about it. Such a sin! I guess I’m supposed to be an anonymous masturbator. Except, I’m not. ( Sorry, Kay J! )
( Kay J banned me from her Only Fans page. )
Now, Li Moon can hate me too. By viewing her videos, in slow motion, I’ve discovered that, like Kay J, she enjoys being hurt. In other words, Li Moon is a bondage submissive. ( Or, strictly speaking, she’s a “bottom”. She’s the one who’s receiving erotic punishment. )
Li Moon, like Kay J, is Ukrainian. There are videos of Li Moon at the following web site:
metartnetwork ( dot ) com
The videos of Li Moon, at the Me Tart Network, show off her nude beauty. That’s their purpose. Nonetheless, in two of these videos, Li Moon bears punishment marks on her body.
1. The video, “Manyana”.
A. Li Moon has a large bruise on the front of her left thigh. It’s in the middle of her thigh. It’s circular in shape.
B. Li Moon has a bruise on the front of her right thigh. It’s on her upper thigh. It’s shaped like a horseshoe.
Both bruises are purple. This means that they are one to two days old.
( Source: The article, “What do the colors of a bruise mean?” From the web site called, “Medical News Today”. )
In my opinion, Li Moon’s bruises are from the shaft of a riding crop.
2. The video, “Full Moon”.
A. Li Moon has six small, circular marks on the left cheek of her bottom. She received abrasive cuts here, which bled. The circular marks are new scabs.
Numerous additional marks are on the left cheek of her bottom. These are bruises.
With regard to the left cheek of her bottom, the largest bruise is on the upper part of her cheek. It’s on the outer curve of her cheek.
B. Li Moon has three circular marks on the right cheek of her bottom. She received abrasive cuts here, which bled. The circular marks are new scabs.
Numerous additional marks are on the right cheek of her bottom. These are bruises.
With regard to the right cheek of her bottom, the largest bruise is on the upper part of her cheek. It’s centered on her cheek, near its top.
What caused the bruises, and the circular marks, on Li Moon’s ass? ( In “Full Moon”. ) Her bruises are probably from the shaft of a riding crop. The circular dots were likely caused by the tip of a whip. It may have been a whip with a tip that’s knotted. A whip with a knotted tip delivers a bigger impact. Hence, it stings more.
Me Tart dates Li Moon’s photographic items. The date that Me Tart gives is the date that Me Tart posted the item, on their web site. Their date is not the date that the item was shot.
( Me Tart falsely changes a model’s age to match their posting date. See prior issues of ARSE for more. Topic: model Kay J. )
Here are Me Tart’s dates for the relevant Li Moon videos:
1. Manyana. October 28, 2017.
2. Full Moon. February 12, 2017.
Of this, one can say the following: The relevant videos of Li Moon were shot some time prior to Me Tart’s posting date.
STUPID is as STUPID Does.
by Andrew Roller
You’re a beautiful female. You’re so beautiful that your face, and your figure, are flawless. You’re nearly 25 years old. You’re perfect! Except for one thing. You’re porn star Kay J. So, alas, you’re stupid.
You decide you need to be tattooed for your birthday. You know that’ll hurt! Especially a big tattoo on your spine, that extends over your upper back. ( And even onto the back of your neck! )
You decide to be tattooed anyway. You are. What was the aftermath like? It was like getting shingles.
Your tattoo will scab over and heal. This takes about seven to 10 days.
How long does shingles take to scab over and heal? Seven to 10 days.
Your tattoo, as it heals, will itch. It will itch to an unbearable degree.
Shingles does the same thing. It itches to an unbearable degree.
After your tattoo, you may have chills and a fever.
Shingles produces chills and a fever.
Do you want a tattoo?
Do you want shingles?
Tattoos are for sailors, and the lady at the circus. ( She’s in the booth next to the lady who has a beard. )
Don’t be stupid. Don’t be Kay J. Don’t get a tattoo.
TATTOO REMOVAL: EXPENSIVE and PAINFUL
by Andrew Roller
“A complete tattoo removal takes a minimum of two and a half years on average. …
“The bill for each visit can run you hundreds of dollars. …The American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery estimates the average cost per session at $463.00.”
( As of the article’s pre-inflation date: April 22, 2021. )
“Laser treatments should be scheduled three months apart from one another so you get the most out of each treatment. This allows your body to break down as much of the tattoo as it can. …
“I've had six sessions, and I'd wager that I need about five more, despite the fact that my initial estimate was six to eight sessions. It takes a long time… because each time the tattoo is lasered, particles are broken down and digested by the body's immune system. …
“The next time you go [ for a laser session ], the laser breaks down new particles of pigment. And so on. …And so on. …
“The most common reason people can't get lasered is because their tattoo has had sun exposure. By using a zinc oxide anytime you're outside, you'll help protect your tattoo, which will allow you to get lasered regardless of the season. …
“[ My laser sessions ] have been taking about 45 minutes because we take before photos, clean the areas, inject them with lidocaine for freezing, laser them, ice them, and then bandage them.”
( A lidocaine injection stings. Repeated lidocaine injections, into the same area of skin, degrade the skin. )
( Sadly, if Kay J ever goes in for laser sessions, she’ll have to skip her bondage sessions, where she gets whipped and beaten! )
( But, there’s good news for Kay J, about her laser sessions: )
“There might be some pain during the session. …”
( Whew! Otherwise, it would be money down the drain! Right, Kay? )
“[ A ] tattoo removal specialist [ says ], ‘We offer a topical numbing cream, which helps to take the edge off the procedure.’
“Just know that even with a numbing cream… your experience may not be totally pain-free.
“[ The ] tattoo removal specialist [ says ], ‘We… use a piece of equipment called a chiller. [ It ] uses cold air to help keep our clients comfortable.’”
( The operative word being “help”. )
( Don’t worry, Kay J! The pain of tattoo removal continues, even after the laser stops! )
“I would advise that you budget for discomfort for about a week. For me, the [ lasered ] sites blister. [ They ] need to be covered in a salve and bandaged for a few days. Then they start to depuff, scab, peel, and regenerate.
“There is good news though. The more treatments you have, the less after care there is. [ That’s because, over time, you have ] less ink reacting to the laser.”
( Kay J’s huge, ugly tattoo contains an enormous amount of ink. )
“You'll need things like Aquaphor, bandages, and even clothes that don't rest on your tattoo. …
“I actually bought shirts that didn't have material where my neck / back tattoo is. At first, I was cutting tags out, but when tagless cotton tees still made the spot hurt and itch, I figured keyhole backs were a good investment.”
( Imagine doing that for two and a half years! Now imagine doing it in a women’s shelter, in Poland, in winter. ) ( Where Kay J currently resides with her son. )
( So much for hiding your tattoo, eh, Kay? )
( Kay may be relieved to know that tattoo removal doesn’t have to be expensive. )
“I'd previously had one tattoo zapped at a spa. I was living in [ a ] small town [ in ] Canada where there weren't plastic surgery offices or dermatologists. [ At the spa, ] an aesthetician used an outdated heat laser that ended up burning and scarring my skin.”
( Wow! Imagine that! By getting your tattoo removed, Kay, you could become even less attractive than you are now! Then you can definitely snag that job at the circus! )
Source: The Article, “Tattoo Removal: 11 Things I Wish I Knew Before Getting It”. By Lauren Chan. Glamour magazine. Via glamour ( dot ) com.
WHY WAR?
“There’s a woman to blame.”
- Jimmy Buffett.
Kay J is Ukrainian. On her Instagram page, there’s a painting of her. The painting is at the top of her page. In this painting, the following is written across the top of her head: “Stop The War”.
( Never mind that Kay went to war against me, with the abruptness of Vladimir Putin! She did this by abruptly banning me from her Only Fans page. )
Society often blames wars on men. After all, it’s the men who fight and die in them.
( Women, like Kay J, left Ukraine to shelter in Poland. )
But who is really responsible for war? Women! Consider the following quote:
“The savages of Futuna, like our own, looked upon a murderer as a hero. In several tribes no woman would marry a man who had not killed some one, in fair fight or foul; hence the practice of headhunting, which survives in the Philippines today. The Dyak who brought back [ the ] most heads from such a man-hunt had the choice of all the girls in his village; these were eager for his favors, feeling that through him they might become the mothers of brave and potent men.”
- The Complete Story of Civilization. By Will and Ariel Durant. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. Original copyright: 1935. Page 94.
( “Complete”, in the book’s title, refers to the Amazon Kindle version. This version contains all of the volumes of the Durant’s epic, “The Story of Civilization”. )
( “Like our own”, in the quote, refers to America’s Indians. )
( “Potent”, in the quote, refers to sexual vigor. In other words, you get a better fuck from a man who’s a killer. How many women today, at least subconsciously, still agree with that? Probably all of them. )
( Ariel Durant was 14 years old when Will met her. She was a student in his classroom. He was her teacher. See my publications at asstr.org for more. )
AND IN THE END…
OVERHEARD
“If you’re going to pick a fight with someone, pick someone who buys paper by the pound and ink by the barrel. Or, better yet, pick someone who gets his paper and ink for free.”
- The village idiot.
ARCANA
1. Health Line ( healthline ( dot ) com ) states the following, about a new tattoo:
“When you get a new tattoo, the skin is damaged with needles and ink. …
“Never scratch at your tattoo — especially if it’s new ink that’s still healing. This can lead to serious damage to the tattoo, as well as [ to ] the surrounding skin. …
“Your tattoo will scab over because it’s a wound. …
“Scabbing is a healthy part of the healing process. …
“After getting a new tattoo, the outer layer of skin will typically appear healed within two to three weeks. However, the healing process can take upward of six months.
“Aftercare, which includes daily cleaning, ointment, or moisturizer, should continue for at least this long to reduce the risk of infection or other complications. …
“The first stage [ of healing ] lasts from day one through about day six. Your new tattoo will be bandaged for the first few hours, after which it’s considered an open wound. Your body will be responding to injury, and you may notice redness, oozing, slight inflammation or swelling, or a burning sensation.
( The unbearable itching, according to healthline ( dot ) com, begins on day seven! )
“Your tattoo needs to breathe, so once you remove the original bandage — usually it’ll be bandaged in clear plastic or surgical wrap by the artist — it’s best not to cover it.”
( In other words, you’re going about in your everyday life with an open wound. )
“You should use lukewarm… sterile water to clean your tattoo. [ Clean your tattoo ] at least two to three times a day. …
“It’s crucial to avoid scented lotions and soaps on your tattoo. … Fragrances in products can cause a reaction when [ they ] come into contact with tattoo ink. …
“Before you begin [ to clean your tattoo ], make sure your hands are thoroughly clean using an antibacterial soap. …
“All tattoos will be somewhat red for a few days after the procedure. …
“Swollen, puffy skin: it’s normal for the tattoo to be raised for a few days. …
“[ An ] allergic reaction to a tattoo can happen right after, or as much as several years after getting the tattoo.”
( Hence, Kay J may celebrate her 30th birthday by having an allergic reaction to her tattoo! )
( But, at least, she now has an ugly back for the rest of her life! ) ( Absent two and a half years of painful laser surgery. )
2. Source for information about shingles: A pamphlet from my pharmacy. The pamphlet has a web site link: whatisshingles ( dot ) com. ( What is Shingles. )
3. The full quote from Jimmy Buffett reads,
“Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
“But I know it's nobody's fault”.
In boozy Margaritaville, nobody may be at fault. But a war is somebody’s fault! Now you know whose.
4. Source for the lyrics to Margaritaville, by Jimmy Buffett: genius ( dot ) com.
5. Kay J’s page on Instagram is: @katisolll. ( No period. )
6. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
7. My ire with Kay J goes beyond the fact that she banned me from her Only Fans page. In her prime, at age 20, she was the most beautiful female ever. She remains quite attractive. ( Except for her horrid tattoo. )
8. Don’t mention this to Kay J: Angelina Jolie, who is, surely, the most cool female ever, got a double mastectomy for no actual health reason. ( Jolie was merely at risk of developing breast cancer in the future. If an asteroid didn’t fall on her stupid head first. )
Source:
“Jolie underwent what’s called a prophylactic double mastectomy. That means [ that ] she had both of her breasts removed. [ She did this ] even though she hadn’t been diagnosed with breast cancer. [ Jolie ] said [ that she underwent the double mastectomy ] because she carries a gene, called BRCA1, that significantly increases the odds of developing breast or ovarian cancer.”
( Strangely, Jolie omitted having her ovaries removed. )
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/angelina-jolies-prophylactic-mastectomy-a-difficult-decision-201305156255
( Note to all females: I, Andrew Roller, carry the FUCKU gene. It significantly increases the odds of me giving you an orgasm. ) ( Never mind what size my penis is. It’s the gene that counts! )
( Prior to undergoing a double mastectomy, Angelina Jolie had a fetish for being tattooed. She was tattooed on multiple occasions. )
( She then had to hide her tattoos in her movies. )
8. All of my statements about Li Moon, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 210
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 210, version 6.0
Date Written: August 4, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 210
Editorial Thunder presents...
Li Moon, Bondage Babe
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Plus: Tattoo removal: expensive and painful.
And: Women are the cause of wars.
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LI MOON, BONDAGE Babe
by Andrew Roller
Here I go again. I look at a porn star’s photos. When I see something unexpected, I write about it. Such a sin! I guess I’m supposed to be an anonymous masturbator. Except, I’m not. ( Sorry, Kay J! )
( Kay J banned me from her Only Fans page. )
Now, Li Moon can hate me too. By viewing her videos, in slow motion, I’ve discovered that, like Kay J, she enjoys being hurt. In other words, Li Moon is a bondage submissive. ( Or, strictly speaking, she’s a “bottom”. She’s the one who’s receiving erotic punishment. )
Li Moon, like Kay J, is Ukrainian. There are videos of Li Moon at the following web site:
metartnetwork ( dot ) com
The videos of Li Moon, at the Me Tart Network, show off her nude beauty. That’s their purpose. Nonetheless, in two of these videos, Li Moon bears punishment marks on her body.
1. The video, “Manyana”.
A. Li Moon has a large bruise on the front of her left thigh. It’s in the middle of her thigh. It’s circular in shape.
B. Li Moon has a bruise on the front of her right thigh. It’s on her upper thigh. It’s shaped like a horseshoe.
Both bruises are purple. This means that they are one to two days old.
( Source: The article, “What do the colors of a bruise mean?” From the web site called, “Medical News Today”. )
In my opinion, Li Moon’s bruises are from the shaft of a riding crop.
2. The video, “Full Moon”.
A. Li Moon has six small, circular marks on the left cheek of her bottom. She received abrasive cuts here, which bled. The circular marks are new scabs.
Numerous additional marks are on the left cheek of her bottom. These are bruises.
With regard to the left cheek of her bottom, the largest bruise is on the upper part of her cheek. It’s on the outer curve of her cheek.
B. Li Moon has three circular marks on the right cheek of her bottom. She received abrasive cuts here, which bled. The circular marks are new scabs.
Numerous additional marks are on the right cheek of her bottom. These are bruises.
With regard to the right cheek of her bottom, the largest bruise is on the upper part of her cheek. It’s centered on her cheek, near its top.
What caused the bruises, and the circular marks, on Li Moon’s ass? ( In “Full Moon”. ) Her bruises are probably from the shaft of a riding crop. The circular dots were likely caused by the tip of a whip. It may have been a whip with a tip that’s knotted. A whip with a knotted tip delivers a bigger impact. Hence, it stings more.
Me Tart dates Li Moon’s photographic items. The date that Me Tart gives is the date that Me Tart posted the item, on their web site. Their date is not the date that the item was shot.
( Me Tart falsely changes a model’s age to match their posting date. See prior issues of ARSE for more. Topic: model Kay J. )
Here are Me Tart’s dates for the relevant Li Moon videos:
1. Manyana. October 28, 2017.
2. Full Moon. February 12, 2017.
Of this, one can say the following: The relevant videos of Li Moon were shot some time prior to Me Tart’s posting date.
STUPID is as STUPID Does.
by Andrew Roller
You’re a beautiful female. You’re so beautiful that your face, and your figure, are flawless. You’re nearly 25 years old. You’re perfect! Except for one thing. You’re porn star Kay J. So, alas, you’re stupid.
You decide you need to be tattooed for your birthday. You know that’ll hurt! Especially a big tattoo on your spine, that extends over your upper back. ( And even onto the back of your neck! )
You decide to be tattooed anyway. You are. What was the aftermath like? It was like getting shingles.
Your tattoo will scab over and heal. This takes about seven to 10 days.
How long does shingles take to scab over and heal? Seven to 10 days.
Your tattoo, as it heals, will itch. It will itch to an unbearable degree.
Shingles does the same thing. It itches to an unbearable degree.
After your tattoo, you may have chills and a fever.
Shingles produces chills and a fever.
Do you want a tattoo?
Do you want shingles?
Tattoos are for sailors, and the lady at the circus. ( She’s in the booth next to the lady who has a beard. )
Don’t be stupid. Don’t be Kay J. Don’t get a tattoo.
TATTOO REMOVAL: EXPENSIVE and PAINFUL
by Andrew Roller
“A complete tattoo removal takes a minimum of two and a half years on average. …
“The bill for each visit can run you hundreds of dollars. …The American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery estimates the average cost per session at $463.00.”
( As of the article’s pre-inflation date: April 22, 2021. )
“Laser treatments should be scheduled three months apart from one another so you get the most out of each treatment. This allows your body to break down as much of the tattoo as it can. …
“I've had six sessions, and I'd wager that I need about five more, despite the fact that my initial estimate was six to eight sessions. It takes a long time… because each time the tattoo is lasered, particles are broken down and digested by the body's immune system. …
“The next time you go [ for a laser session ], the laser breaks down new particles of pigment. And so on. …And so on. …
“The most common reason people can't get lasered is because their tattoo has had sun exposure. By using a zinc oxide anytime you're outside, you'll help protect your tattoo, which will allow you to get lasered regardless of the season. …
“[ My laser sessions ] have been taking about 45 minutes because we take before photos, clean the areas, inject them with lidocaine for freezing, laser them, ice them, and then bandage them.”
( A lidocaine injection stings. Repeated lidocaine injections, into the same area of skin, degrade the skin. )
( Sadly, if Kay J ever goes in for laser sessions, she’ll have to skip her bondage sessions, where she gets whipped and beaten! )
( But, there’s good news for Kay J, about her laser sessions: )
“There might be some pain during the session. …”
( Whew! Otherwise, it would be money down the drain! Right, Kay? )
“[ A ] tattoo removal specialist [ says ], ‘We offer a topical numbing cream, which helps to take the edge off the procedure.’
“Just know that even with a numbing cream… your experience may not be totally pain-free.
“[ The ] tattoo removal specialist [ says ], ‘We… use a piece of equipment called a chiller. [ It ] uses cold air to help keep our clients comfortable.’”
( The operative word being “help”. )
( Don’t worry, Kay J! The pain of tattoo removal continues, even after the laser stops! )
“I would advise that you budget for discomfort for about a week. For me, the [ lasered ] sites blister. [ They ] need to be covered in a salve and bandaged for a few days. Then they start to depuff, scab, peel, and regenerate.
“There is good news though. The more treatments you have, the less after care there is. [ That’s because, over time, you have ] less ink reacting to the laser.”
( Kay J’s huge, ugly tattoo contains an enormous amount of ink. )
“You'll need things like Aquaphor, bandages, and even clothes that don't rest on your tattoo. …
“I actually bought shirts that didn't have material where my neck / back tattoo is. At first, I was cutting tags out, but when tagless cotton tees still made the spot hurt and itch, I figured keyhole backs were a good investment.”
( Imagine doing that for two and a half years! Now imagine doing it in a women’s shelter, in Poland, in winter. ) ( Where Kay J currently resides with her son. )
( So much for hiding your tattoo, eh, Kay? )
( Kay may be relieved to know that tattoo removal doesn’t have to be expensive. )
“I'd previously had one tattoo zapped at a spa. I was living in [ a ] small town [ in ] Canada where there weren't plastic surgery offices or dermatologists. [ At the spa, ] an aesthetician used an outdated heat laser that ended up burning and scarring my skin.”
( Wow! Imagine that! By getting your tattoo removed, Kay, you could become even less attractive than you are now! Then you can definitely snag that job at the circus! )
Source: The Article, “Tattoo Removal: 11 Things I Wish I Knew Before Getting It”. By Lauren Chan. Glamour magazine. Via glamour ( dot ) com.
WHY WAR?
“There’s a woman to blame.”
- Jimmy Buffett.
Kay J is Ukrainian. On her Instagram page, there’s a painting of her. The painting is at the top of her page. In this painting, the following is written across the top of her head: “Stop The War”.
( Never mind that Kay went to war against me, with the abruptness of Vladimir Putin! She did this by abruptly banning me from her Only Fans page. )
Society often blames wars on men. After all, it’s the men who fight and die in them.
( Women, like Kay J, left Ukraine to shelter in Poland. )
But who is really responsible for war? Women! Consider the following quote:
“The savages of Futuna, like our own, looked upon a murderer as a hero. In several tribes no woman would marry a man who had not killed some one, in fair fight or foul; hence the practice of headhunting, which survives in the Philippines today. The Dyak who brought back [ the ] most heads from such a man-hunt had the choice of all the girls in his village; these were eager for his favors, feeling that through him they might become the mothers of brave and potent men.”
- The Complete Story of Civilization. By Will and Ariel Durant. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. Original copyright: 1935. Page 94.
( “Complete”, in the book’s title, refers to the Amazon Kindle version. This version contains all of the volumes of the Durant’s epic, “The Story of Civilization”. )
( “Like our own”, in the quote, refers to America’s Indians. )
( “Potent”, in the quote, refers to sexual vigor. In other words, you get a better fuck from a man who’s a killer. How many women today, at least subconsciously, still agree with that? Probably all of them. )
( Ariel Durant was 14 years old when Will met her. She was a student in his classroom. He was her teacher. See my publications at asstr.org for more. )
AND IN THE END…
OVERHEARD
“If you’re going to pick a fight with someone, pick someone who buys paper by the pound and ink by the barrel. Or, better yet, pick someone who gets his paper and ink for free.”
- The village idiot.
ARCANA
1. Health Line ( healthline ( dot ) com ) states the following, about a new tattoo:
“When you get a new tattoo, the skin is damaged with needles and ink. …
“Never scratch at your tattoo — especially if it’s new ink that’s still healing. This can lead to serious damage to the tattoo, as well as [ to ] the surrounding skin. …
“Your tattoo will scab over because it’s a wound. …
“Scabbing is a healthy part of the healing process. …
“After getting a new tattoo, the outer layer of skin will typically appear healed within two to three weeks. However, the healing process can take upward of six months.
“Aftercare, which includes daily cleaning, ointment, or moisturizer, should continue for at least this long to reduce the risk of infection or other complications. …
“The first stage [ of healing ] lasts from day one through about day six. Your new tattoo will be bandaged for the first few hours, after which it’s considered an open wound. Your body will be responding to injury, and you may notice redness, oozing, slight inflammation or swelling, or a burning sensation.
( The unbearable itching, according to healthline ( dot ) com, begins on day seven! )
“Your tattoo needs to breathe, so once you remove the original bandage — usually it’ll be bandaged in clear plastic or surgical wrap by the artist — it’s best not to cover it.”
( In other words, you’re going about in your everyday life with an open wound. )
“You should use lukewarm… sterile water to clean your tattoo. [ Clean your tattoo ] at least two to three times a day. …
“It’s crucial to avoid scented lotions and soaps on your tattoo. … Fragrances in products can cause a reaction when [ they ] come into contact with tattoo ink. …
“Before you begin [ to clean your tattoo ], make sure your hands are thoroughly clean using an antibacterial soap. …
“All tattoos will be somewhat red for a few days after the procedure. …
“Swollen, puffy skin: it’s normal for the tattoo to be raised for a few days. …
“[ An ] allergic reaction to a tattoo can happen right after, or as much as several years after getting the tattoo.”
( Hence, Kay J may celebrate her 30th birthday by having an allergic reaction to her tattoo! )
( But, at least, she now has an ugly back for the rest of her life! ) ( Absent two and a half years of painful laser surgery. )
2. Source for information about shingles: A pamphlet from my pharmacy. The pamphlet has a web site link: whatisshingles ( dot ) com. ( What is Shingles. )
3. The full quote from Jimmy Buffett reads,
“Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
“But I know it's nobody's fault”.
In boozy Margaritaville, nobody may be at fault. But a war is somebody’s fault! Now you know whose.
4. Source for the lyrics to Margaritaville, by Jimmy Buffett: genius ( dot ) com.
5. Kay J’s page on Instagram is: @katisolll. ( No period. )
6. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
7. My ire with Kay J goes beyond the fact that she banned me from her Only Fans page. In her prime, at age 20, she was the most beautiful female ever. She remains quite attractive. ( Except for her horrid tattoo. )
8. Don’t mention this to Kay J: Angelina Jolie, who is, surely, the most cool female ever, got a double mastectomy for no actual health reason. ( Jolie was merely at risk of developing breast cancer in the future. If an asteroid didn’t fall on her stupid head first. )
Source:
“Jolie underwent what’s called a prophylactic double mastectomy. That means [ that ] she had both of her breasts removed. [ She did this ] even though she hadn’t been diagnosed with breast cancer. [ Jolie ] said [ that she underwent the double mastectomy ] because she carries a gene, called BRCA1, that significantly increases the odds of developing breast or ovarian cancer.”
( Strangely, Jolie omitted having her ovaries removed. )
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/angelina-jolies-prophylactic-mastectomy-a-difficult-decision-201305156255
( Note to all females: I, Andrew Roller, carry the FUCKU gene. It significantly increases the odds of me giving you an orgasm. ) ( Never mind what size my penis is. It’s the gene that counts! )
( Prior to undergoing a double mastectomy, Angelina Jolie had a fetish for being tattooed. She was tattooed on multiple occasions. )
( She then had to hide her tattoos in her movies. )
8. All of my statements about Li Moon, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 210
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 210, version 6.0
Date Written: August 4, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Playboy Answers
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ET 209
Editorial Thunder presents...
Playboy Answers
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Plus: Still curious.
And: Why “molesters” matter.
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PLAYBOY ANSWERS
by Andrew Roller
In Editorial Thunder number 208, I complained about the following web site:
playboyplus ( dot ) com
This web site is known as “Playboy Plus”. Another link for it is:
https://pbp-ma ( dot ) playboy ( dot ) com
The relevant responses from Playboy are as follows:
1. “I also get the same error message when selecting that set. I have let our team know about the issue”.
The “set” is the video, photo gallery, and biography of Kay J called, “Kay J in First Impression”.
2. “We are often required to remove content for legal reasons.”
This statement was made in regard to Playboy Playmates who are missing from the Playboy Plus web site.
In theory, Playboy is saying the following:
Playboy didn’t pay some Playmates for the computer rights to their image. As a result, some Playmates have required Playboy to remove their image from the Playboy web site.
Playboy began in 1953. At the time, and for decades after, nobody ever thought to pay anyone for the computer rights to their image.
Playboy’s answer doesn’t make sense. Every Playboy Playmate is at the playboy web site called:
iplayboy ( dot ) com
“I Playboy” is Playboy’s magazine archive. It consists of photographs of every page of every Playboy magazine. These images are rendered on your computer. ( iPad, or iPhone. )
Also, there is a book called:
Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds. It is by Chronicle Books LLC. San Francisco, California. United States of America. Copyright 2007, 2008.
I read this book on my iPad. It is an Amazon Kindle book.
The person who responded to my complaints is named “Lindsey ( Playboy Customer Support ).” The original e-mail from her states, at its bottom,
“This email is a service from Playboy Customer Support. Delivered by Zendesk”.
( “Zendesk” also answers complaints made to onlyfans ( dot ) com. )
STILL CURIOUS
by Andrew Roller
On May 27, Kay J banned me from her Only Fans page. However, I’m still learning more about her. How? By studying the oeuvre of porn star Li Moon!
Kay J is Ukrainian. So is Li Moon. The girls are similar in age.
1. Kay J is on a porch in the following photo galleries:
“Greeny”, “Lodging”, and “Butaca”. All three galleries were shot on the same day. ( Indeed, during the same hour of that day. )
The same porch appears in a photo gallery starring Li Moon. This gallery is called,
“Astra”.
In “Astra”, the window box is missing from the orange wall. Also, the four loungers have been stripped to their wood frames.
2. Kay J is in a wine cellar in the photo gallery called, “Bend Over”.
Li Moon is in the same wine cellar in the photo gallery called, “Rimatto”. ( Not “Tomato!” )
Note the white bowl, atop the high shelf, in both photo galleries.
The source for all of the above photo galleries is the metartnetwork ( dot ) com. ( Met-Art Network. )
MORE on Kay J
1. Kay J wears a bikini-style outfit in the photo gallery called, “Bend Over”.
2. She wears the same bikini-style outfit in the photo gallery called, “Waiting For The Call”. This latter gallery is at mplstudios ( dot ) com. ( MPL Studios. ) In the gallery, Kay J is called, “Zena”.
In “Waiting For The Call”, Kay J is probably in the same wine cellar as in “Bend Over”. Note the brick wall behind her.
ON ANAL SEX
by Andrew Roller
Since I got banned from Facebook, Instagram, Messenger, Whats App, You Tube, Word Press, and America Online, I don’t have much to say, at the moment, about little girls. So, instead, I’ll discuss anal sex!
“It’s important to mention that the clitoris is more than what you see on the outside ( think tip of the iceberg ). It’s shaped like a wishbone and, for many, it extends all the way down to the anus. Surprisingly, it’s possible to stimulate the clitoral ‘legs’ through anal play. Since the clitoris has over 9000 nerve endings, that's a lot of potential for pleasure.
“Anal orgasms can also happen through indirect stimulation of the erogenous zones inside the vagina. The G-spot, and A-spot, are key places for pleasurable stimulation through the shared wall between the vagina and rectum.
“Don’t forget the potential for exterior anal pleasure. There are tons of nerve endings located at the entry of the bum. [ That’s ] the reason why people… enjoy ‘rimming’.
“‘b-Vibe’ even created a Rimming Butt Plug to replicate this very sensation.”
Source: The United Kingdom version of Cosmopolitan magazine. From their web site. ( I modified the text slightly, for readability. )
The urbandictionary ( dot ) com defines “rimming” as follows:
“Disgusting to give, refreshing to receive. This act of cleaning / pleasure involves parting the buttocks of your partner, and inserting your tongue into their anus.”
( Slightly modified, for readability. )
AND IN THE END..
WHY “MOLESTERS”, and their loved ones, MATTER
When the rights of any group, no matter how small, no matter how marginal, are violated, your liberty, your freedom is put at risk.”
- Thomas Child ( ers ).
Source: A History of Hitler’s Empire. Second Edition. By Thomas Child ( ers ). Lecture 12: The Final Solution. The Great Courses. Amazon Audible. “Only from Audible”.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 209
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 209, version 1.0
Date Written: August 3, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 209
Editorial Thunder presents...
Playboy Answers
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Plus: Still curious.
And: Why “molesters” matter.
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PLAYBOY ANSWERS
by Andrew Roller
In Editorial Thunder number 208, I complained about the following web site:
playboyplus ( dot ) com
This web site is known as “Playboy Plus”. Another link for it is:
https://pbp-ma ( dot ) playboy ( dot ) com
The relevant responses from Playboy are as follows:
1. “I also get the same error message when selecting that set. I have let our team know about the issue”.
The “set” is the video, photo gallery, and biography of Kay J called, “Kay J in First Impression”.
2. “We are often required to remove content for legal reasons.”
This statement was made in regard to Playboy Playmates who are missing from the Playboy Plus web site.
In theory, Playboy is saying the following:
Playboy didn’t pay some Playmates for the computer rights to their image. As a result, some Playmates have required Playboy to remove their image from the Playboy web site.
Playboy began in 1953. At the time, and for decades after, nobody ever thought to pay anyone for the computer rights to their image.
Playboy’s answer doesn’t make sense. Every Playboy Playmate is at the playboy web site called:
iplayboy ( dot ) com
“I Playboy” is Playboy’s magazine archive. It consists of photographs of every page of every Playboy magazine. These images are rendered on your computer. ( iPad, or iPhone. )
Also, there is a book called:
Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds. It is by Chronicle Books LLC. San Francisco, California. United States of America. Copyright 2007, 2008.
I read this book on my iPad. It is an Amazon Kindle book.
The person who responded to my complaints is named “Lindsey ( Playboy Customer Support ).” The original e-mail from her states, at its bottom,
“This email is a service from Playboy Customer Support. Delivered by Zendesk”.
( “Zendesk” also answers complaints made to onlyfans ( dot ) com. )
STILL CURIOUS
by Andrew Roller
On May 27, Kay J banned me from her Only Fans page. However, I’m still learning more about her. How? By studying the oeuvre of porn star Li Moon!
Kay J is Ukrainian. So is Li Moon. The girls are similar in age.
1. Kay J is on a porch in the following photo galleries:
“Greeny”, “Lodging”, and “Butaca”. All three galleries were shot on the same day. ( Indeed, during the same hour of that day. )
The same porch appears in a photo gallery starring Li Moon. This gallery is called,
“Astra”.
In “Astra”, the window box is missing from the orange wall. Also, the four loungers have been stripped to their wood frames.
2. Kay J is in a wine cellar in the photo gallery called, “Bend Over”.
Li Moon is in the same wine cellar in the photo gallery called, “Rimatto”. ( Not “Tomato!” )
Note the white bowl, atop the high shelf, in both photo galleries.
The source for all of the above photo galleries is the metartnetwork ( dot ) com. ( Met-Art Network. )
MORE on Kay J
1. Kay J wears a bikini-style outfit in the photo gallery called, “Bend Over”.
2. She wears the same bikini-style outfit in the photo gallery called, “Waiting For The Call”. This latter gallery is at mplstudios ( dot ) com. ( MPL Studios. ) In the gallery, Kay J is called, “Zena”.
In “Waiting For The Call”, Kay J is probably in the same wine cellar as in “Bend Over”. Note the brick wall behind her.
ON ANAL SEX
by Andrew Roller
Since I got banned from Facebook, Instagram, Messenger, Whats App, You Tube, Word Press, and America Online, I don’t have much to say, at the moment, about little girls. So, instead, I’ll discuss anal sex!
“It’s important to mention that the clitoris is more than what you see on the outside ( think tip of the iceberg ). It’s shaped like a wishbone and, for many, it extends all the way down to the anus. Surprisingly, it’s possible to stimulate the clitoral ‘legs’ through anal play. Since the clitoris has over 9000 nerve endings, that's a lot of potential for pleasure.
“Anal orgasms can also happen through indirect stimulation of the erogenous zones inside the vagina. The G-spot, and A-spot, are key places for pleasurable stimulation through the shared wall between the vagina and rectum.
“Don’t forget the potential for exterior anal pleasure. There are tons of nerve endings located at the entry of the bum. [ That’s ] the reason why people… enjoy ‘rimming’.
“‘b-Vibe’ even created a Rimming Butt Plug to replicate this very sensation.”
Source: The United Kingdom version of Cosmopolitan magazine. From their web site. ( I modified the text slightly, for readability. )
The urbandictionary ( dot ) com defines “rimming” as follows:
“Disgusting to give, refreshing to receive. This act of cleaning / pleasure involves parting the buttocks of your partner, and inserting your tongue into their anus.”
( Slightly modified, for readability. )
AND IN THE END..
WHY “MOLESTERS”, and their loved ones, MATTER
When the rights of any group, no matter how small, no matter how marginal, are violated, your liberty, your freedom is put at risk.”
- Thomas Child ( ers ).
Source: A History of Hitler’s Empire. Second Edition. By Thomas Child ( ers ). Lecture 12: The Final Solution. The Great Courses. Amazon Audible. “Only from Audible”.
——————————————————————————————————————————
Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 209
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 209, version 1.0
Date Written: August 3, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Axed by Audible
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ET 208
Editorial Thunder presents...
Axed by Audible
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Plus: Playboy: down the toilet.
And: Orwell on how they control you.
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AXED by AUDIBLE
Jeff Bozo, seller of books, needs an education.
by Andrew Roller
I am a member of Amazon’s Audible service. I’m an Audible Premium Plus member. Some months ago, I wrote about “The Great Courses” on Audible. The status of many of these courses had changed. You no longer had to buy them. You could listen to them for free.
At the time, Audible said nothing about these courses ever returning to a “pay for it” status.
Some months later, Audible declared that these courses would cease to be free. They would cease to be free on May 1, 2022.
That didn’t happen. Despite repeated warnings, to me, from Audible, the courses continued to be free.
In fact, beginning in June, the status of more “Great Courses” changed. Many additional courses were made available for free.
Again, nothing was said about any time limit. I added hundreds of “Great Courses” to my Audible library.
Adding the courses to my Audible library wasn’t easy. It took hours of work.
A month or so later, a deadline was imposed. This time, the deadline to listen to my free courses was July 31, 2022.
Since Amazon hadn’t acted in the past, by terminating the free courses, I hoped they’d fail to act again.
Friday, I prepared to play a free course. I’d been listening to it for several days. The course is called, “The American Civil War”. It’s by Gary W. Gallagher. ( Not Gagger! ) I’ve listened to various quality recordings on Audible. Gallagher’s course may be the best one that I’ve heard. I highly recommend it. The subject matter is fascinating. Gallagher explains it very well.
A notice appeared in my Audible app. It said the following:
“You have 32 hours left to enjoy listening [ no period ]. Just a heads up, this title will no longer be available.”
I figured Amazon was lying. ( In a good way! )
It wasn’t.
On Sunday, hours before the end of July, I prepared to play “The American Civil War”. Except, it was gone from it’s “play me” position, at the bottom of my Audible screen. I found it in my Audible library. I tried to launch it. The course refused to launch.
I managed to launch a notice. It said:
“This title is no longer included with your membership.”
I clicked through to a second notice. It said:
“If you receive a message that a title is no longer included in your membership, it means that title was removed from the Plus Catalog. You can still however purchase that title if you want.”
( The lowest available price is nearly $10.00. )
“The American Civil War” remains on Amazon Audible. Except now, it costs money.
Worse, I have lost almost all of my hundreds of free “Great Courses”. They remain in my Audible library, but none of them play.
Before such courses were free, I routinely purchased them. I didn’t have a lot of money to do this, but I bought what I could. I was happy.
Now, I’m not. Nobody likes an Indian giver. Jeff Bozo owns Audible, and Amazon. He is the second richest man in the world. Prior to the ascent of Elon Musk, who’s now number one, Bozo was, for four years, the world’s wealthiest man.
People sometimes propose a wealth tax. I have a better idea. A notice! If constitutionally approved, my notice would apply to Jeff Bozo. It would read as follows:
“You have 32 hours left to live [ no period ]. Just a heads up, you will no longer be available after that. You’ll be dead, like other rich bastards.”
( Caesar Augustus paid off Rome’s debts by slaughtering the rich. )
Hopefully, Jeff Bozo will see the error in his Indian giver ways.
PLAYBOY: DOWN the TOILET
A troubled web site is now broken.
by Andrew Roller
A culture is defined by what it values. What it values includes what is “hot”.
A question: What was the “hottest” thing in the 1960s? JFK? The Beatles? The Moon mission? Coca-Cola? All of these were popular. But, in the 1960s, the hottest thing was Playboy. Men bought it. Wives damned it. Even I, who was never older than 9 in the ‘60s, lusted for Playboy.
Playboy’s photographic peak occurred in the ‘70s. Then, Playboy began a long slide.
That slide continues today. Playboy magazine no longer exists. What remains? A handful of poorly executed web sites. The only web site worth anything is:
https://pbp-ma ( dot ) playboy ( dot ) com
( This web site is known as “Playboy Plus”. )
Playboy has known, for some time, that it has a problem. It’s selling material that nobody wants. Today’s playboy is “woke”. I got so sick of getting “woke” mailings from Playboy that I removed my e-mail address from their mailing list.
( If you subscribe to Playboy, you’ll never hear from them. I only got on Playboy’s e-mail list by using an alternate e-mail address to subscribe. My alternate e-mail address isn’t my subscription e-mail address. )
To sell something that nobody wants, Playboy has resorted to various ruses. I detail these in prior issues of ARSE. Here are some new ruses by Playboy:
CRIPPLED VIDEOS
I downloaded two videos from Playboy. They were videos of 2022 model Azura Grace. Then, I tried to scroll through each video. I couldn’t. A Playboy video now includes software that forces you to watch the video.
( I put the videos into the app, iMovie. No luck. The problem remains. )
Why would Playboy cripple its videos? The answer is simple. Unlike other porn sites, Playboy makes shit videos. They are very short. They’re also very boring. Playboy hopes that, by forcing you to watch their videos, you’ll somehow find them interesting. Never mind that the girl in a given video isn’t exciting to watch. Never mind that she’s often marred by tattoos.
( Tattoos plague contemporary Playboy Playmates. )
Playboy didn’t used to cripple its videos. In the past, I downloaded Playboy videos of 2020 model Kay J. I could scroll through them. Today, I downloaded several of these videos again. I can still scroll through them. Hence, Playboy crippled its new videos ( forcing you to watch them ). But it hasn’t crippled its older videos ( yet ).
MISSING PLAYMATES
Various Playboy Playmates are missing from the Playboy Plus web site. For instance, the following 1968 Playboy Playmates are missing:
Miss February Nancy Harwood
Miss April Gaye Rennie
Miss December Cynthia Myers
Some years ago, I downloaded photos of the following 1973 Playboy Playmate:
Miss January Miki Garcia
A year ago, I looked for her on Playboy Plus. She was gone! I wrote to Playboy Plus. As you might expect, I heard nothing back. Today, I looked for Miki Garcia again. She’s still missing from Playboy Plus.
( I’ve written to Playboy Plus again. I doubt I’ll hear from them. )
Why would Playboy delete Playmates from Playboy Plus? Probably, they’re trying to sell their magazine archive. That’s called:
iplayboy ( dot ) com
The magazine archive costs $100.00 for two years. It’s just what it sounds like: a bunch of old Playboy magazines. The magazines sometimes look battered. The photos of the Playmates in the magazines aren’t taken from Playboy’s original negatives. They’re photographs of the magazine pages. ( Including any visible damage to the magazine itself. )
BROKEN WEB SITE
Now, there’s another problem with Playboy Plus. I encountered this today, at their web site. I encountered it more than once. It’s an error message. Here’s an example of this message.
On Playboy Plus, search for Kay J. You’ll find her content called, “Kay J in First Impression”. Click on this content. It won’t appear. Instead, you’ll get an error message. It reads,
“Whoops, looks like something went wrong.”
There is more than one way to access Kay J on Playboy Plus. I tried both ways. Each resulted in the same error message for “Kay J in First Impression”.
I was using my Apple Safari browser. I switched to Firefox. I got the same error message.
People have been urging Elon Musk to buy Twitter. I hope he buys Playboy! This once hot item is now in the toilet. It’s woke, it resorts to ruses, and now it’s broken.
UPDATE
My latest complaint to Playboy Plus generated a “ticket”. This is new. I never got a “ticket” from Playboy Plus before.
( A “ticket” is a response that is automatically generated by a computer. It is meant to prompt a human to do something, at the web site. )
AND IN THE END…
“CHILD MOLESTERS” ?
“The best way to control a society is to control its language first.”
- George Orwell.
Source: Quoted by a guest on Tucker Carlson Tonight. July 26, 2022. The Fox News Channel. Via foxnews ( dot ) com.
ARCANA
1. Source for Jeff Bozo’s wealth: Google, citing Forbes magazine.
Link: https://www.google.com/search?q=who+is+the+richest+man+in+the+world%3F&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari
2. How to watch a “crippled” Playboy video.
A. Download the video.
B. In your iPad’s Control Center, turn on screen recording.
C. Play the Playboy video.
D. When the video ends, turn screen recording off.
You will now have a video, in your “Photos” app, that you can scroll through. If you put your ( recorded ) video into your iMovie app, you can scroll through it there, too.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 208
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 208, version 3.0
Date Written: July 31, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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ET 208
Editorial Thunder presents...
Axed by Audible
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Plus: Playboy: down the toilet.
And: Orwell on how they control you.
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AXED by AUDIBLE
Jeff Bozo, seller of books, needs an education.
by Andrew Roller
I am a member of Amazon’s Audible service. I’m an Audible Premium Plus member. Some months ago, I wrote about “The Great Courses” on Audible. The status of many of these courses had changed. You no longer had to buy them. You could listen to them for free.
At the time, Audible said nothing about these courses ever returning to a “pay for it” status.
Some months later, Audible declared that these courses would cease to be free. They would cease to be free on May 1, 2022.
That didn’t happen. Despite repeated warnings, to me, from Audible, the courses continued to be free.
In fact, beginning in June, the status of more “Great Courses” changed. Many additional courses were made available for free.
Again, nothing was said about any time limit. I added hundreds of “Great Courses” to my Audible library.
Adding the courses to my Audible library wasn’t easy. It took hours of work.
A month or so later, a deadline was imposed. This time, the deadline to listen to my free courses was July 31, 2022.
Since Amazon hadn’t acted in the past, by terminating the free courses, I hoped they’d fail to act again.
Friday, I prepared to play a free course. I’d been listening to it for several days. The course is called, “The American Civil War”. It’s by Gary W. Gallagher. ( Not Gagger! ) I’ve listened to various quality recordings on Audible. Gallagher’s course may be the best one that I’ve heard. I highly recommend it. The subject matter is fascinating. Gallagher explains it very well.
A notice appeared in my Audible app. It said the following:
“You have 32 hours left to enjoy listening [ no period ]. Just a heads up, this title will no longer be available.”
I figured Amazon was lying. ( In a good way! )
It wasn’t.
On Sunday, hours before the end of July, I prepared to play “The American Civil War”. Except, it was gone from it’s “play me” position, at the bottom of my Audible screen. I found it in my Audible library. I tried to launch it. The course refused to launch.
I managed to launch a notice. It said:
“This title is no longer included with your membership.”
I clicked through to a second notice. It said:
“If you receive a message that a title is no longer included in your membership, it means that title was removed from the Plus Catalog. You can still however purchase that title if you want.”
( The lowest available price is nearly $10.00. )
“The American Civil War” remains on Amazon Audible. Except now, it costs money.
Worse, I have lost almost all of my hundreds of free “Great Courses”. They remain in my Audible library, but none of them play.
Before such courses were free, I routinely purchased them. I didn’t have a lot of money to do this, but I bought what I could. I was happy.
Now, I’m not. Nobody likes an Indian giver. Jeff Bozo owns Audible, and Amazon. He is the second richest man in the world. Prior to the ascent of Elon Musk, who’s now number one, Bozo was, for four years, the world’s wealthiest man.
People sometimes propose a wealth tax. I have a better idea. A notice! If constitutionally approved, my notice would apply to Jeff Bozo. It would read as follows:
“You have 32 hours left to live [ no period ]. Just a heads up, you will no longer be available after that. You’ll be dead, like other rich bastards.”
( Caesar Augustus paid off Rome’s debts by slaughtering the rich. )
Hopefully, Jeff Bozo will see the error in his Indian giver ways.
PLAYBOY: DOWN the TOILET
A troubled web site is now broken.
by Andrew Roller
A culture is defined by what it values. What it values includes what is “hot”.
A question: What was the “hottest” thing in the 1960s? JFK? The Beatles? The Moon mission? Coca-Cola? All of these were popular. But, in the 1960s, the hottest thing was Playboy. Men bought it. Wives damned it. Even I, who was never older than 9 in the ‘60s, lusted for Playboy.
Playboy’s photographic peak occurred in the ‘70s. Then, Playboy began a long slide.
That slide continues today. Playboy magazine no longer exists. What remains? A handful of poorly executed web sites. The only web site worth anything is:
https://pbp-ma ( dot ) playboy ( dot ) com
( This web site is known as “Playboy Plus”. )
Playboy has known, for some time, that it has a problem. It’s selling material that nobody wants. Today’s playboy is “woke”. I got so sick of getting “woke” mailings from Playboy that I removed my e-mail address from their mailing list.
( If you subscribe to Playboy, you’ll never hear from them. I only got on Playboy’s e-mail list by using an alternate e-mail address to subscribe. My alternate e-mail address isn’t my subscription e-mail address. )
To sell something that nobody wants, Playboy has resorted to various ruses. I detail these in prior issues of ARSE. Here are some new ruses by Playboy:
CRIPPLED VIDEOS
I downloaded two videos from Playboy. They were videos of 2022 model Azura Grace. Then, I tried to scroll through each video. I couldn’t. A Playboy video now includes software that forces you to watch the video.
( I put the videos into the app, iMovie. No luck. The problem remains. )
Why would Playboy cripple its videos? The answer is simple. Unlike other porn sites, Playboy makes shit videos. They are very short. They’re also very boring. Playboy hopes that, by forcing you to watch their videos, you’ll somehow find them interesting. Never mind that the girl in a given video isn’t exciting to watch. Never mind that she’s often marred by tattoos.
( Tattoos plague contemporary Playboy Playmates. )
Playboy didn’t used to cripple its videos. In the past, I downloaded Playboy videos of 2020 model Kay J. I could scroll through them. Today, I downloaded several of these videos again. I can still scroll through them. Hence, Playboy crippled its new videos ( forcing you to watch them ). But it hasn’t crippled its older videos ( yet ).
MISSING PLAYMATES
Various Playboy Playmates are missing from the Playboy Plus web site. For instance, the following 1968 Playboy Playmates are missing:
Miss February Nancy Harwood
Miss April Gaye Rennie
Miss December Cynthia Myers
Some years ago, I downloaded photos of the following 1973 Playboy Playmate:
Miss January Miki Garcia
A year ago, I looked for her on Playboy Plus. She was gone! I wrote to Playboy Plus. As you might expect, I heard nothing back. Today, I looked for Miki Garcia again. She’s still missing from Playboy Plus.
( I’ve written to Playboy Plus again. I doubt I’ll hear from them. )
Why would Playboy delete Playmates from Playboy Plus? Probably, they’re trying to sell their magazine archive. That’s called:
iplayboy ( dot ) com
The magazine archive costs $100.00 for two years. It’s just what it sounds like: a bunch of old Playboy magazines. The magazines sometimes look battered. The photos of the Playmates in the magazines aren’t taken from Playboy’s original negatives. They’re photographs of the magazine pages. ( Including any visible damage to the magazine itself. )
BROKEN WEB SITE
Now, there’s another problem with Playboy Plus. I encountered this today, at their web site. I encountered it more than once. It’s an error message. Here’s an example of this message.
On Playboy Plus, search for Kay J. You’ll find her content called, “Kay J in First Impression”. Click on this content. It won’t appear. Instead, you’ll get an error message. It reads,
“Whoops, looks like something went wrong.”
There is more than one way to access Kay J on Playboy Plus. I tried both ways. Each resulted in the same error message for “Kay J in First Impression”.
I was using my Apple Safari browser. I switched to Firefox. I got the same error message.
People have been urging Elon Musk to buy Twitter. I hope he buys Playboy! This once hot item is now in the toilet. It’s woke, it resorts to ruses, and now it’s broken.
UPDATE
My latest complaint to Playboy Plus generated a “ticket”. This is new. I never got a “ticket” from Playboy Plus before.
( A “ticket” is a response that is automatically generated by a computer. It is meant to prompt a human to do something, at the web site. )
AND IN THE END…
“CHILD MOLESTERS” ?
“The best way to control a society is to control its language first.”
- George Orwell.
Source: Quoted by a guest on Tucker Carlson Tonight. July 26, 2022. The Fox News Channel. Via foxnews ( dot ) com.
ARCANA
1. Source for Jeff Bozo’s wealth: Google, citing Forbes magazine.
Link: https://www.google.com/search?q=who+is+the+richest+man+in+the+world%3F&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari
2. How to watch a “crippled” Playboy video.
A. Download the video.
B. In your iPad’s Control Center, turn on screen recording.
C. Play the Playboy video.
D. When the video ends, turn screen recording off.
You will now have a video, in your “Photos” app, that you can scroll through. If you put your ( recorded ) video into your iMovie app, you can scroll through it there, too.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 208
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 208, version 3.0
Date Written: July 31, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Educated
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ET 207
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Educated
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Plus: How to write a letter of complaint.
And: Sense for the stupid.
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EDUCATED
by Andrew Roller
Climate change is coming. Soon. That’s what all the liberal elites tell us. They also tell us that climate change is bad.
But where do most liberal elites live? According to Tucker Carlson, they live on the beach. Even Barak Hussein Obama lives on the beach.
Do you live on the beach? You don’t?! Please don’t tell me that girls, in bikinis, aren’t walking past you where you live.
Right now, it’s warm in America. But soon, it will be cold. That’s not a problem for Barak Hussein Obama. He routinely vacations in Hawaii.
Do you?
Friend, I can help you. How would you like to live someplace warm, like Hawaii? Someplace that’s warm all year long? You won’t have to shovel snow anymore. You won’t be slipping on ice. You will have girls, in bikinis, walking past where you live.
Furthermore, I can pretty much promise you this: you’ll live on the beach. Maybe you’ll even live on a nude beach!
How can this happen? Friend, it’s happening right now. Climate change is coming. Soon. That’s what all the liberal elites tell us.
Do you have a car? Does it burn gasoline? Great! Just fill up your car, and drive it around. ( You can even pretend that you’re Laura Ingraham, as you drive around in your car. Unless that will make you vomit. )
By driving around in your car, you hasten global warming. The place where you live will get hot. It will be hot all year round, like Hawaii. Ocean levels will rise. The seas will flood the land. But, unless everything is flooded, there will still be a decent amount of land left.
So, with global warming, you’ll have the ocean in your backyard. Imagine that! Maybe it will be so hot that no girls will keep their clothes on. You won’t have to waste any more time at Pornhub. Just look out of your window, at all the nude girls. ( Imagine the view if you live next to a playground! )
Yes, you don’t have to be a poor schmuck who lives someplace that gets cold. Someplace that isn’t near a beach. Someplace that’s in a legal jurisdiction that interferes with what nudity you can view. If Earth gets flooded enough, from climate change, you might not just live on a beach. You might live on a tropical island! Imagine that! Scranton, transformed into an island. An island with palm trees, and a nude beach in your backyard. With a playground!
I admit it. I was a climate change denier. I’m not, anymore. I’m a climate change cheerleader! Drive more! Pump more oil! Use more coal!
Or, you can sit in your room, worrying. Worrying that you won’t be able to pay your gas bill this winter. Worrying that you might see something illegal on Pornhub.
I’m not pitching a fantasy to you. In Earth’s past, palm trees grew on the northern coast of Siberia. That can happen again! Just get in your car and drive. Blast that air conditioner this summer, and your heater next winter.
You can be an agent for change. Just by being your natural self!
HOW to WRITE a LETTER of COMPLAINT
by Andrew Roller
Have you ever been blamed for something that wasn’t your fault? I’ve been, more than once. Recently, I was blamed, yet again, for something that wasn’t my fault. As a result, I wrote a letter of complaint to the offending party. ( It wasn’t my first, to this entity. )
Feel free to use my letter of complaint as a template for yourself. Then, when you get blamed for something, do your best to take action!
Keep these points in mind:
1. Try to ensure that the facts are on your side. If, for instance, you like cutting in line, don’t complain if you get caught.
2. If you make a mistake, admit it. Make sure, however, that you actually made a mistake. Don’t let an authority figure gull you into saying that something was your fault.
( A common tactic, for an authority figure, is to say, “Why do you think the police stopped you?” Or, “Why do you think you’re being blamed?” If you’re in the right, just say, to such queries, “I don’t know.” You aren’t being asked the question for your benefit. You’re being asked the question to elicit a statement from you. A statement that can be twisted into a “confession”. )
3. If you get arrested, shut up. However, it’s advisable to ask, “Why am I being arrested?”
4. If you’re arrested, ask to speak to a lawyer.
5. Leave your phone at home! Don’t let the police use your phone to go on a fishing expedition. They won’t be fishing for your benefit.
6. In the real world, you’re not innocent until you’re proven guilty. If you’re the one who was arrested, you’re the defendant in any subsequent legal proceeding. This includes situations in which you were the victim.
7. You have no rights against the police. The police can harm you in any way that they wish. You only have remedies against police misconduct, after the fact. Assuming, that is, that you’re still alive.
My letter of complaint is below.
( I have, after four days, heard nothing from UCSD. )
Subject: Complaint against UCSD employee Bertha
July 25, 2022
To: Office of Experience Transformation - We Listen UCSD Hospital - Hillcrest 200 West Arbor Drive, #8916 San Diego, CA 92103 - 8916
619-543-5678
welisten@ucsd.edu
health.uscd.edu/feedback
From: Andrew L. Roller [ My address. ]
[ My e-mail address. ]
Medical Record Number: 666
Dear UCSD,
I wish to file a complaint against the following UCSD employee: Bertha.
Location: UCSD Lab Check in area. Hillcrest Hospital. ( Main hospital building. )
Time: 7:30 a.m.
Date: July 25, 2022
I am a 61 year old disabled veteran. I am on my third kidney transplant, which is failing.
I have been getting my blood drawn at the UCSD lab, in the main Hillcrest Hospital building, for 20 years.
I have been a patient of the UCSD Hospital system for 30 years.
Today, I sought to accomplish a doctor’s order. It was to get my blood drawn. I do this every 3 months.
I took my cyclosporine at 7:30 p.m. ( Sunday night. ) As a result, I must get my blood drawn at 7:30 a.m. ( To check how much cyclosporine remains in me, after 12 hours. )
This is a timed test! Yet you refuse to call it a timed test. Therefore, to ensure that my blood is drawn at the right time, I have to make sure that I’m at, or near, the front of the line to get my blood drawn. ( Since, at the lab, blood is drawn on a “first come, first served” basis. )
I awoke at 2 a.m. I left home at 5 a.m. Catching the bus, I arrived at UCSD Hospital, Hillcrest, at 5:55 a.m. I entered the hospital. At the security desk, in the lobby, I got a pass for the lab.
I used the bathroom at Hillcrest Hospital. Then, I proceeded to the lab check-in area.
I arrived at the lab check-in area at 6:00 a.m.
As stated above, I have been doing this in your hospital for 20 years.
The procedure at the lab has been as follows:
1. There are three lab check-in windows.
2. There is a chair in front of one of the lab check-in windows.
3. There is a chair in front of a second lab check-in window.
The first person to arrive at the lab check-in window sits in whichever chair he prefers.
The second person to arrive at the lab check-in window sits in the remaining chair.
Any additional people are stuck without chairs. They wait where they like. A circle on the floor, on the opposite side of a broad hallway, offers some advice on where a person might stand. This circle has been on the floor for years. Its intent is to handle whatever EXCESS of people might be waiting.
Today, there was no chair in front of any lab check-in window. There were no chairs anywhere in the vicinity.
Since there was no chair, I stood in front of lab check-in window number one. I stood in front of this window because, in my experience, it’s the one most likely to open at 7:30 a.m.
When I arrived at the lab check-in area, at 6:00 a.m., I read all of the posted notifications on the lab check-in windows. I did this because the location for checking in to the lab is different on Sunday. There was no notice in any lab check-in window telling me where to wait in line.
I waited at the lab check-in window from 6:00 a.m. until the lab opened ( at 7:30 a.m. ). Numerous UCSD employees saw me waiting at the lab check-in window. Among those who saw me waiting were UCSD security officers. Any of these UCSD employees could have asked me why I was waiting there. Any of these UCSD employees could have advised me that I was standing in the “wrong” place for the lab.
Bertha is an employee at the UCSD lab check-in area. I was readily visible to her when she arrived for work. Yet, she didn’t tell me that I was waiting in the “wrong” place.
Other people who needed lab work began arriving in the lab check-in area shortly before it opened. They stood on the far side of the hallway.
As stated above, I waited in front of lab check-in window number one. Bertha chose to open lab check-in window number three. ( The one farthest from me. ) ( In my experience, a lab check-in employee is at liberty to open whichever window she pleases. )
A person was waiting across the hallway from me. He went to lab check-in window number three. There has sometimes been confusion when there is a mass of people waiting, as to who goes first, and who goes next. As I was in the primary waiting position ( by a window ), I repositioned myself. I stepped behind the man who had gone to the window. ( Keeping back from him by six feet, for privacy and social distancing. )
The fact that I repositioned myself irritated a man who was standing behind me. This man got in front of me. As he did, he turned around and faced me. He then proceeded to berate me at length. He told me that I had “cut in line” in front of him. When I explained my understanding of the situation, he then told me that I had a “you” problem.
I let this sour person go ahead of me.
Then, I proceeded to lab check-in window number three. Bertha proceeded to berate me. She told me that I was “wrong” to “cut in line”.
My complaints are as follows:
1. If you change a procedure, you need to inform your patients of this fact.
2. You should have posted a sign in each of the lab check-in windows telling people where the correct place is to stand in line. ( None of the lab check-in windows have such a sign. )
3. An old circle on the floor, across the hallway from the lab check-in area, is not adequate. Furthermore, as stated above, this circle had a DIFFERENT use in the past. It did not designate where the line for the lab check-in area began. It advised any EXCESS of people where they might stand.
4. If the line for the lab check-in area begins on the far side of the ( wide ) hallway, put a large, freestanding sign there. You have many large, freestanding signs on the ground floor of UCSD Hospital at Hillcrest. There is just such a sign by the main check-in desk in your lobby.
5. I cannot have been the first person who was accused of standing in the “wrong” place. Your hospital is full of security officers. Why didn’t you have a security officer present at the lab check-in area at 7:30 a.m.? Such a person, if he monitored the area, could also advise someone, like me, where the right place is to stand.
6. Since a cyclosporine blood draw is, in fact, a timed test, you need to officially designate it as such.
I have written to We Listen in the past. I have not been satisfied with the responses that I’ve gotten from you. Therefore, I’m sending a copy of this letter to the following people:
U. S. Senator Dianne Feinstein
U. S. Senator Alex Padilla
U.S. Representative Scott Peters
chris@voteforward.com ( Unfortunately, I never hear from this politician, so I only have his e-mail address. )
San Diego Mayor Todd Gloria
City Council member Jennifer Campbell [ She represents the area where I live. ]
City Council member Stephen Whitburn [ He represents the area where the hospital is located. ]
San Diego County Board of Supervisors Nathan Fletcher
The person who berated me could have become violent. Since your employee, Bertha, sided with him, I would have been blamed for any violence that occurred.
I did not arrive at your hospital at 6:00 a.m. to cut in line!
I do not come to your hospital to become involved in potentially violent disputes, and be blamed!
I hope you will rectify the problem in your lab check-in area before more potentially violent situations occur.
Sincerely,
Andrew L. Roller
That is the end of my letter to UCSD.
For a list of valid addresses of American and international media outlets, see prior issues of ARSE.
SENSE for the STUPID
by Andrew Roller
I’ve been watching videos at collegegirlsgonebad ( dot ) com. Most of the videos at this porn site were filmed in 2012. At that time, the tattooing of females was still popular in the West.
( Note to those in the East, like Kay J: The tattooing of females has ceased to be popular, for some time, in the West. Good sense eventually prevails over stupidity. )
Some of the girls at College Girls Gone Bad are attractive. Some aren’t. Some of the girls are tattooed. One girl, who would otherwise be pretty, has a dog’s paw prints tattooed up the right side of her torso. The last of these tattoos is on the underside of her ( otherwise lovely ) breast!
Many of the girls’ tattoos bear no recognizable shape. No skull is present, or flames, or dice, or other kitschy object. The tattoo is just a bunch of lines. Ugly lines. Why any girl would opt for such a disfigurement is unknown to me. Are the lines meant to blot out some prior tattoo, like a former boyfriend’s name? Or did the girl just want to be marred, to be in the “in” crowd.
( Better described as “the stupid club”. )
Here’s a tip for those who are born beautiful. If you put an ugly tattoo on your body, you aren’t beautiful anymore! Perhaps you have some residual beauty. But when someone sees your disfiguring tattoo, he’ll say, “That’s ugly!”
AND IN THE END…
“The more you say I can’t say something, the more urgent it is for me to say it.”
- Dave Chappelle.
Source: “What’s in a Name?” by Dave Chappelle. On Netflix. Shown in “The Next Revolution”, by Steve Hilton. July 24, 2022. The Fox News Channel. Via foxnews ( dot ) com.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 207
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 207, version 2.0
Date Written: July 28, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 207
Editorial Thunder presents...
Educated
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Plus: How to write a letter of complaint.
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EDUCATED
by Andrew Roller
Climate change is coming. Soon. That’s what all the liberal elites tell us. They also tell us that climate change is bad.
But where do most liberal elites live? According to Tucker Carlson, they live on the beach. Even Barak Hussein Obama lives on the beach.
Do you live on the beach? You don’t?! Please don’t tell me that girls, in bikinis, aren’t walking past you where you live.
Right now, it’s warm in America. But soon, it will be cold. That’s not a problem for Barak Hussein Obama. He routinely vacations in Hawaii.
Do you?
Friend, I can help you. How would you like to live someplace warm, like Hawaii? Someplace that’s warm all year long? You won’t have to shovel snow anymore. You won’t be slipping on ice. You will have girls, in bikinis, walking past where you live.
Furthermore, I can pretty much promise you this: you’ll live on the beach. Maybe you’ll even live on a nude beach!
How can this happen? Friend, it’s happening right now. Climate change is coming. Soon. That’s what all the liberal elites tell us.
Do you have a car? Does it burn gasoline? Great! Just fill up your car, and drive it around. ( You can even pretend that you’re Laura Ingraham, as you drive around in your car. Unless that will make you vomit. )
By driving around in your car, you hasten global warming. The place where you live will get hot. It will be hot all year round, like Hawaii. Ocean levels will rise. The seas will flood the land. But, unless everything is flooded, there will still be a decent amount of land left.
So, with global warming, you’ll have the ocean in your backyard. Imagine that! Maybe it will be so hot that no girls will keep their clothes on. You won’t have to waste any more time at Pornhub. Just look out of your window, at all the nude girls. ( Imagine the view if you live next to a playground! )
Yes, you don’t have to be a poor schmuck who lives someplace that gets cold. Someplace that isn’t near a beach. Someplace that’s in a legal jurisdiction that interferes with what nudity you can view. If Earth gets flooded enough, from climate change, you might not just live on a beach. You might live on a tropical island! Imagine that! Scranton, transformed into an island. An island with palm trees, and a nude beach in your backyard. With a playground!
I admit it. I was a climate change denier. I’m not, anymore. I’m a climate change cheerleader! Drive more! Pump more oil! Use more coal!
Or, you can sit in your room, worrying. Worrying that you won’t be able to pay your gas bill this winter. Worrying that you might see something illegal on Pornhub.
I’m not pitching a fantasy to you. In Earth’s past, palm trees grew on the northern coast of Siberia. That can happen again! Just get in your car and drive. Blast that air conditioner this summer, and your heater next winter.
You can be an agent for change. Just by being your natural self!
HOW to WRITE a LETTER of COMPLAINT
by Andrew Roller
Have you ever been blamed for something that wasn’t your fault? I’ve been, more than once. Recently, I was blamed, yet again, for something that wasn’t my fault. As a result, I wrote a letter of complaint to the offending party. ( It wasn’t my first, to this entity. )
Feel free to use my letter of complaint as a template for yourself. Then, when you get blamed for something, do your best to take action!
Keep these points in mind:
1. Try to ensure that the facts are on your side. If, for instance, you like cutting in line, don’t complain if you get caught.
2. If you make a mistake, admit it. Make sure, however, that you actually made a mistake. Don’t let an authority figure gull you into saying that something was your fault.
( A common tactic, for an authority figure, is to say, “Why do you think the police stopped you?” Or, “Why do you think you’re being blamed?” If you’re in the right, just say, to such queries, “I don’t know.” You aren’t being asked the question for your benefit. You’re being asked the question to elicit a statement from you. A statement that can be twisted into a “confession”. )
3. If you get arrested, shut up. However, it’s advisable to ask, “Why am I being arrested?”
4. If you’re arrested, ask to speak to a lawyer.
5. Leave your phone at home! Don’t let the police use your phone to go on a fishing expedition. They won’t be fishing for your benefit.
6. In the real world, you’re not innocent until you’re proven guilty. If you’re the one who was arrested, you’re the defendant in any subsequent legal proceeding. This includes situations in which you were the victim.
7. You have no rights against the police. The police can harm you in any way that they wish. You only have remedies against police misconduct, after the fact. Assuming, that is, that you’re still alive.
My letter of complaint is below.
( I have, after four days, heard nothing from UCSD. )
Subject: Complaint against UCSD employee Bertha
July 25, 2022
To: Office of Experience Transformation - We Listen UCSD Hospital - Hillcrest 200 West Arbor Drive, #8916 San Diego, CA 92103 - 8916
619-543-5678
welisten@ucsd.edu
health.uscd.edu/feedback
From: Andrew L. Roller [ My address. ]
[ My e-mail address. ]
Medical Record Number: 666
Dear UCSD,
I wish to file a complaint against the following UCSD employee: Bertha.
Location: UCSD Lab Check in area. Hillcrest Hospital. ( Main hospital building. )
Time: 7:30 a.m.
Date: July 25, 2022
I am a 61 year old disabled veteran. I am on my third kidney transplant, which is failing.
I have been getting my blood drawn at the UCSD lab, in the main Hillcrest Hospital building, for 20 years.
I have been a patient of the UCSD Hospital system for 30 years.
Today, I sought to accomplish a doctor’s order. It was to get my blood drawn. I do this every 3 months.
I took my cyclosporine at 7:30 p.m. ( Sunday night. ) As a result, I must get my blood drawn at 7:30 a.m. ( To check how much cyclosporine remains in me, after 12 hours. )
This is a timed test! Yet you refuse to call it a timed test. Therefore, to ensure that my blood is drawn at the right time, I have to make sure that I’m at, or near, the front of the line to get my blood drawn. ( Since, at the lab, blood is drawn on a “first come, first served” basis. )
I awoke at 2 a.m. I left home at 5 a.m. Catching the bus, I arrived at UCSD Hospital, Hillcrest, at 5:55 a.m. I entered the hospital. At the security desk, in the lobby, I got a pass for the lab.
I used the bathroom at Hillcrest Hospital. Then, I proceeded to the lab check-in area.
I arrived at the lab check-in area at 6:00 a.m.
As stated above, I have been doing this in your hospital for 20 years.
The procedure at the lab has been as follows:
1. There are three lab check-in windows.
2. There is a chair in front of one of the lab check-in windows.
3. There is a chair in front of a second lab check-in window.
The first person to arrive at the lab check-in window sits in whichever chair he prefers.
The second person to arrive at the lab check-in window sits in the remaining chair.
Any additional people are stuck without chairs. They wait where they like. A circle on the floor, on the opposite side of a broad hallway, offers some advice on where a person might stand. This circle has been on the floor for years. Its intent is to handle whatever EXCESS of people might be waiting.
Today, there was no chair in front of any lab check-in window. There were no chairs anywhere in the vicinity.
Since there was no chair, I stood in front of lab check-in window number one. I stood in front of this window because, in my experience, it’s the one most likely to open at 7:30 a.m.
When I arrived at the lab check-in area, at 6:00 a.m., I read all of the posted notifications on the lab check-in windows. I did this because the location for checking in to the lab is different on Sunday. There was no notice in any lab check-in window telling me where to wait in line.
I waited at the lab check-in window from 6:00 a.m. until the lab opened ( at 7:30 a.m. ). Numerous UCSD employees saw me waiting at the lab check-in window. Among those who saw me waiting were UCSD security officers. Any of these UCSD employees could have asked me why I was waiting there. Any of these UCSD employees could have advised me that I was standing in the “wrong” place for the lab.
Bertha is an employee at the UCSD lab check-in area. I was readily visible to her when she arrived for work. Yet, she didn’t tell me that I was waiting in the “wrong” place.
Other people who needed lab work began arriving in the lab check-in area shortly before it opened. They stood on the far side of the hallway.
As stated above, I waited in front of lab check-in window number one. Bertha chose to open lab check-in window number three. ( The one farthest from me. ) ( In my experience, a lab check-in employee is at liberty to open whichever window she pleases. )
A person was waiting across the hallway from me. He went to lab check-in window number three. There has sometimes been confusion when there is a mass of people waiting, as to who goes first, and who goes next. As I was in the primary waiting position ( by a window ), I repositioned myself. I stepped behind the man who had gone to the window. ( Keeping back from him by six feet, for privacy and social distancing. )
The fact that I repositioned myself irritated a man who was standing behind me. This man got in front of me. As he did, he turned around and faced me. He then proceeded to berate me at length. He told me that I had “cut in line” in front of him. When I explained my understanding of the situation, he then told me that I had a “you” problem.
I let this sour person go ahead of me.
Then, I proceeded to lab check-in window number three. Bertha proceeded to berate me. She told me that I was “wrong” to “cut in line”.
My complaints are as follows:
1. If you change a procedure, you need to inform your patients of this fact.
2. You should have posted a sign in each of the lab check-in windows telling people where the correct place is to stand in line. ( None of the lab check-in windows have such a sign. )
3. An old circle on the floor, across the hallway from the lab check-in area, is not adequate. Furthermore, as stated above, this circle had a DIFFERENT use in the past. It did not designate where the line for the lab check-in area began. It advised any EXCESS of people where they might stand.
4. If the line for the lab check-in area begins on the far side of the ( wide ) hallway, put a large, freestanding sign there. You have many large, freestanding signs on the ground floor of UCSD Hospital at Hillcrest. There is just such a sign by the main check-in desk in your lobby.
5. I cannot have been the first person who was accused of standing in the “wrong” place. Your hospital is full of security officers. Why didn’t you have a security officer present at the lab check-in area at 7:30 a.m.? Such a person, if he monitored the area, could also advise someone, like me, where the right place is to stand.
6. Since a cyclosporine blood draw is, in fact, a timed test, you need to officially designate it as such.
I have written to We Listen in the past. I have not been satisfied with the responses that I’ve gotten from you. Therefore, I’m sending a copy of this letter to the following people:
U. S. Senator Dianne Feinstein
U. S. Senator Alex Padilla
U.S. Representative Scott Peters
chris@voteforward.com ( Unfortunately, I never hear from this politician, so I only have his e-mail address. )
San Diego Mayor Todd Gloria
City Council member Jennifer Campbell [ She represents the area where I live. ]
City Council member Stephen Whitburn [ He represents the area where the hospital is located. ]
San Diego County Board of Supervisors Nathan Fletcher
The person who berated me could have become violent. Since your employee, Bertha, sided with him, I would have been blamed for any violence that occurred.
I did not arrive at your hospital at 6:00 a.m. to cut in line!
I do not come to your hospital to become involved in potentially violent disputes, and be blamed!
I hope you will rectify the problem in your lab check-in area before more potentially violent situations occur.
Sincerely,
Andrew L. Roller
That is the end of my letter to UCSD.
For a list of valid addresses of American and international media outlets, see prior issues of ARSE.
SENSE for the STUPID
by Andrew Roller
I’ve been watching videos at collegegirlsgonebad ( dot ) com. Most of the videos at this porn site were filmed in 2012. At that time, the tattooing of females was still popular in the West.
( Note to those in the East, like Kay J: The tattooing of females has ceased to be popular, for some time, in the West. Good sense eventually prevails over stupidity. )
Some of the girls at College Girls Gone Bad are attractive. Some aren’t. Some of the girls are tattooed. One girl, who would otherwise be pretty, has a dog’s paw prints tattooed up the right side of her torso. The last of these tattoos is on the underside of her ( otherwise lovely ) breast!
Many of the girls’ tattoos bear no recognizable shape. No skull is present, or flames, or dice, or other kitschy object. The tattoo is just a bunch of lines. Ugly lines. Why any girl would opt for such a disfigurement is unknown to me. Are the lines meant to blot out some prior tattoo, like a former boyfriend’s name? Or did the girl just want to be marred, to be in the “in” crowd.
( Better described as “the stupid club”. )
Here’s a tip for those who are born beautiful. If you put an ugly tattoo on your body, you aren’t beautiful anymore! Perhaps you have some residual beauty. But when someone sees your disfiguring tattoo, he’ll say, “That’s ugly!”
AND IN THE END…
“The more you say I can’t say something, the more urgent it is for me to say it.”
- Dave Chappelle.
Source: “What’s in a Name?” by Dave Chappelle. On Netflix. Shown in “The Next Revolution”, by Steve Hilton. July 24, 2022. The Fox News Channel. Via foxnews ( dot ) com.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 207
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 207, version 2.0
Date Written: July 28, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Comic-Con 2022
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ET 206
Editorial Thunder presents...
Comic-Con 2022
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Plus: Beauties that are morons.
And: “Gaming” Duolingo.
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COMIC-CON 2022
A pervert’s view.
by Andrew Roller
“The Gray Man” appears to be the premiere attraction at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con. At least, that’s the display that I, with a cursory investigation, noticed. “The Gray Man” occupies a prominent place outside of the San Diego Convention Center, where Comic-Con is held. ( The “prominent place” is actually, in everyday life, a parking lot. )
I watched as the San Diego trolley went by. Several cars in the trolley were wrapped, on their outsides, by advertising for “The Gray Man”.
Maybe “The Gray Man” is full of lovely young girls. Perhaps girls in bikinis, or less! But I doubt it. “The Gray Man” brings to mind “The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit”. It was a novel, and film, in the 1950s. In my experience ( having neither read the novel, or seen the film ), “The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit” can be summed up in one word: boring.
Leave it to contemporary America to resurrect boring. Perhaps the 2022 “Gray Man” is a woke transgendered Negro. ( Colored, Black, African-American, or whatever term you prefer. )
One thing is certain: the 2022 “Gray Man” is absolutely, positively, not a pedophile. Not even a woke transgendered Negro pedophile. He probably isn’t a Trump voter either. Or an “insurrectionist”.
This year’s Comic-Con is subdued. What began as a convention of nerds had blossomed, in prior years, into an affair that included loads of young girls. ( Most of whom weren’t too attractive. ) This year, there appears to be little representation by youth, of either gender.
( When it comes to gender, I still “follow the science!” There are two genders. )
( Then again, a guy at a gym once assured me that Hillary Clinton, though obviously a cunt, has a penis. )
Who is attending this year’s Comic-Con? Couples. Self-satisfied, young, nerdy couples. People who have absolutely, positively no interest in my web site.
I tried advertising my web site. I stood at Comic-Con ( on the “outside”, as we locals say ) with a sign.
I made my sign at Office Depot. It’s a great sign. It clearly displays the name of my web site. Half of my sign is a photo. The photo depicts Zhenya Kotova, of Saint Petersburg, Russia. In the photo, she’s 10 or 11 years old.
If I was walking along, and saw my sign, I’d stop dead. I’d be mesmerized, awed, and amazed. Sadly, my sign didn’t have that effect on this year’s Comic-Con attendees. They sailed blithely by, as if my sign was yet another attraction at Disneyland. ( Which, at the moment, downtown San Diego somewhat resembles. ) I elicited no interest with my sign.
Or, actually, almost no interest. A pedicab driver did his best to engage me in a discussion. He didn’t quite stop pedaling his pedicab as he shouted at me from the street. I invited him to visit my blog. I think he convinced himself that my blog wasn’t worth visiting.
I attracted the interest of a homeless man. I wondered whether he was interested in my blog, or in attaching himself to someone who might give him somewhere to sleep. ( Eat, and masturbate. )
Later, I attracted the interest of another homeless man. By then, the sun was about to engulf me, causing me to overheat. This after I’d stood in the shade for three hours.
Standing in the shade, I got cold. I went home and put on warmer clothing. I still got cold, holding my sign in the shade. In fact, I caught a cold. San Diego, even in late July, is a cold and windy place. The air is cold, and the wind is cold. You’ll bake in the sun, but you’ll freeze in the shade. Since I’ve had multiple operations for skin cancer ( thanks, Mom and Dad! ), standing in the sun isn’t an option for me. ( My parents were as stupid about sun exposure as they were about their supposed holiness. )
I displayed my sign for three hours. I did it at a time of day that was well peopled by Comic-Con attendees. As best I can tell, my advertising campaign was a flop. I could try exhibiting my sign for additional hours, on subsequent days. But, probably, it would only draw the attention of additional homeless men.
A truism of advertising is:
Only 50 percent of your ad budget will be money well spent. However, it’s impossible to know which 50 percent was well spent.
I guess I answered that truism, at least for my web site. 100 percent of my advertising budget was misspent.
Companies spend thousands of dollars to advertise at venues like Comic-Con. Is that money well spent? Perhaps. But, despite its ads, I have no interest in “The Gray Man”. Unless he has a girlfriend like 10-year-old Zhenya Kotova, I’ll pass.
COMIC-CON ATTENDEES
Or: the Pervert Report.
by Andrew Roller
While I was holding my sign, two preadolescent girls walked by. They did so separately. Each girl was a beautiful brunette. In fact, they were so similar ( in my brief viewing of them ) that I now have them semi-confused. But, I thank them for gracing Comic-Con with their fabulous presence! Comic-Con only needed 200,000 more such girls.
The usual attendees also went by. For instance, a young couple passed me. The woman was wearing horns. Her horns were part of a mask. The mask covered the upper half of her face. ( To hide how she looks? ) Her horns were big. As if she was vying to compete with Hillary Clinton’s alleged dick. The woman with horns was, predictably, fat and dumpy.
So was her husband. He had the largest ass I’ve ever seen on a man. It rolled as he walked. He was holding his wife’s hand. His hair, which was curly, was dyed green.
Most of the other folks that I saw ( while I was, admittedly, reading a book ), were of the garden variety. They’re the sort of people you see at any venue. Ordinary, unexceptional, and absolutely, positively not perverts.
BEAUTIES that are MORONS
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model. She’s on Only Fans. So is every other nude model that interests me. ( These girls are usually called “porn stars”. ) Such girls are beautiful. They’re also morons.
Recently, I set up my own web site. It took me a day or two to figure out what I was doing. However, I now can publish what I like on my web site. My web hosting company could ban me, or the government could arrest me. But, other than that, I can do as I please.
So far, I just use my web site to publish content. However, my web site comes with apps that, as best I can tell, let me sell content. These apps are provided by my web hosting company. They’re free.
Let’s say I didn’t want to sell content, but did want to accept monetary donations. Assume that I didn’t want to figure out how to do that on my web site. How would I accept donations? I’d use Pay Pal!
If you transfer money through Pay Pal, Pay Pal takes a percentage. According to Google, the percentage is as follows:
“PayPal's payment processing rates range from 1.9% to 3.5% of each transaction, plus a fixed fee ranging from 5 cents to 49 cents. The exact amount you pay depends on which PayPal product you use. A $100 transaction will cost between $2 and $3.99.
Now, lets look at the percentage that Only Fans takes:
“OnlyFans Takes a 20% Cut on its Users' Transactions.
“OnlyFans takes a cut of those payments. In fact, OnlyFans keeps a very healthy 20% of any payments that subscribers make. The more you charge and the more subscribers you have, the more money that OnlyFans makes.”
A $100 transaction on Only Fans will cost $20.00.
The difference between $2.00 ( Pay Pal ) and Only Fans ( $20.00 ) is a lot! That difference remains huge even if Pay Pay takes $3.99.
Until she banned me, I was a subscriber to Kay J’s Only Fans page. Kay J solicited her subscribers for donations in various ways. ( See prior issues of ARSE for more. ) Kay J also marketed “Direct Message” videos to her users. Such videos cost ( extra ) money.
I have no objection to a model, like Kay J, making full use of the Internet. If you feel a social media platform is useful, use it! By why would any popular model use Only Fans as her primary platform for raising money? If I can start a web site, and own it outright, shouldn’t stars like Kay J do the same?
The yearly fee for my web site is minimal. Traffic to my web site is “unmetered”. That is, I don’t pay extra if lots of people visit my web site.
( See prior issues of ARSE for more, including how to build your own web site. )
Every nude model should have her own web site. If she doesn’t, she’s a moron.
“GAMING” Duolingo!
by Andrew Roller
Duolingo is a language learning app. It’s also a web site. I use both.
Duolingo is divided into various sections. The section that you’ll use most is called, “Learn”.
“Learn” consists of a number of circles. When you master a circle, it turns violet. ( Royal purple. )
You can do lessons in each of your violet circles each day. By doing so, you’ll earn gems.
What if you do lessons in a circle that isn’t violet? You’ll earn gems in them too. However, if you make a mistake, in a circle that isn’t violet, you’ll lose a heart. If you lose five hearts, you can’t use Duolingo anymore. This “ban” lasts for several hours.
I don’t do lessons in my circles that aren’t violet. That is, I don’t do such lessons in the Duolingo app. I do them at the Duolingo web site! There, I can make as many mistakes as I like. I won’t lose any hearts!
However, at the Duolingo web site, I can’t earn gems.
Conclusion:
1. Use the Duolingo web site to do lessons in your circles that aren’t violet. You won’t lose any hearts.
2. Use the Duolingo app to do lessons in your circles that are violet. You’ll earn gems.
You’ll earn “XP” ( Experience Points ) by doing lessons in the Duolingo app, or in the Duolingo web site.
AND IN THE END…
ADVICE for the VIDEO Era
“To be civilized is to be literate, so that reading and writing are the basis of all education and much of our cultivation as cultured and sensitive human beings.”
- Chris Gosden.
Source: Prehistory: A Very Short Introduction. By Chris Gosden. Oxford University Press. New York, New York, United States of America. Copyright 2003. Page 15.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 206
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 206, version 2.0
Date Written: July 21, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 206
Editorial Thunder presents...
Comic-Con 2022
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Plus: Beauties that are morons.
And: “Gaming” Duolingo.
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COMIC-CON 2022
A pervert’s view.
by Andrew Roller
“The Gray Man” appears to be the premiere attraction at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con. At least, that’s the display that I, with a cursory investigation, noticed. “The Gray Man” occupies a prominent place outside of the San Diego Convention Center, where Comic-Con is held. ( The “prominent place” is actually, in everyday life, a parking lot. )
I watched as the San Diego trolley went by. Several cars in the trolley were wrapped, on their outsides, by advertising for “The Gray Man”.
Maybe “The Gray Man” is full of lovely young girls. Perhaps girls in bikinis, or less! But I doubt it. “The Gray Man” brings to mind “The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit”. It was a novel, and film, in the 1950s. In my experience ( having neither read the novel, or seen the film ), “The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit” can be summed up in one word: boring.
Leave it to contemporary America to resurrect boring. Perhaps the 2022 “Gray Man” is a woke transgendered Negro. ( Colored, Black, African-American, or whatever term you prefer. )
One thing is certain: the 2022 “Gray Man” is absolutely, positively, not a pedophile. Not even a woke transgendered Negro pedophile. He probably isn’t a Trump voter either. Or an “insurrectionist”.
This year’s Comic-Con is subdued. What began as a convention of nerds had blossomed, in prior years, into an affair that included loads of young girls. ( Most of whom weren’t too attractive. ) This year, there appears to be little representation by youth, of either gender.
( When it comes to gender, I still “follow the science!” There are two genders. )
( Then again, a guy at a gym once assured me that Hillary Clinton, though obviously a cunt, has a penis. )
Who is attending this year’s Comic-Con? Couples. Self-satisfied, young, nerdy couples. People who have absolutely, positively no interest in my web site.
I tried advertising my web site. I stood at Comic-Con ( on the “outside”, as we locals say ) with a sign.
I made my sign at Office Depot. It’s a great sign. It clearly displays the name of my web site. Half of my sign is a photo. The photo depicts Zhenya Kotova, of Saint Petersburg, Russia. In the photo, she’s 10 or 11 years old.
If I was walking along, and saw my sign, I’d stop dead. I’d be mesmerized, awed, and amazed. Sadly, my sign didn’t have that effect on this year’s Comic-Con attendees. They sailed blithely by, as if my sign was yet another attraction at Disneyland. ( Which, at the moment, downtown San Diego somewhat resembles. ) I elicited no interest with my sign.
Or, actually, almost no interest. A pedicab driver did his best to engage me in a discussion. He didn’t quite stop pedaling his pedicab as he shouted at me from the street. I invited him to visit my blog. I think he convinced himself that my blog wasn’t worth visiting.
I attracted the interest of a homeless man. I wondered whether he was interested in my blog, or in attaching himself to someone who might give him somewhere to sleep. ( Eat, and masturbate. )
Later, I attracted the interest of another homeless man. By then, the sun was about to engulf me, causing me to overheat. This after I’d stood in the shade for three hours.
Standing in the shade, I got cold. I went home and put on warmer clothing. I still got cold, holding my sign in the shade. In fact, I caught a cold. San Diego, even in late July, is a cold and windy place. The air is cold, and the wind is cold. You’ll bake in the sun, but you’ll freeze in the shade. Since I’ve had multiple operations for skin cancer ( thanks, Mom and Dad! ), standing in the sun isn’t an option for me. ( My parents were as stupid about sun exposure as they were about their supposed holiness. )
I displayed my sign for three hours. I did it at a time of day that was well peopled by Comic-Con attendees. As best I can tell, my advertising campaign was a flop. I could try exhibiting my sign for additional hours, on subsequent days. But, probably, it would only draw the attention of additional homeless men.
A truism of advertising is:
Only 50 percent of your ad budget will be money well spent. However, it’s impossible to know which 50 percent was well spent.
I guess I answered that truism, at least for my web site. 100 percent of my advertising budget was misspent.
Companies spend thousands of dollars to advertise at venues like Comic-Con. Is that money well spent? Perhaps. But, despite its ads, I have no interest in “The Gray Man”. Unless he has a girlfriend like 10-year-old Zhenya Kotova, I’ll pass.
COMIC-CON ATTENDEES
Or: the Pervert Report.
by Andrew Roller
While I was holding my sign, two preadolescent girls walked by. They did so separately. Each girl was a beautiful brunette. In fact, they were so similar ( in my brief viewing of them ) that I now have them semi-confused. But, I thank them for gracing Comic-Con with their fabulous presence! Comic-Con only needed 200,000 more such girls.
The usual attendees also went by. For instance, a young couple passed me. The woman was wearing horns. Her horns were part of a mask. The mask covered the upper half of her face. ( To hide how she looks? ) Her horns were big. As if she was vying to compete with Hillary Clinton’s alleged dick. The woman with horns was, predictably, fat and dumpy.
So was her husband. He had the largest ass I’ve ever seen on a man. It rolled as he walked. He was holding his wife’s hand. His hair, which was curly, was dyed green.
Most of the other folks that I saw ( while I was, admittedly, reading a book ), were of the garden variety. They’re the sort of people you see at any venue. Ordinary, unexceptional, and absolutely, positively not perverts.
BEAUTIES that are MORONS
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model. She’s on Only Fans. So is every other nude model that interests me. ( These girls are usually called “porn stars”. ) Such girls are beautiful. They’re also morons.
Recently, I set up my own web site. It took me a day or two to figure out what I was doing. However, I now can publish what I like on my web site. My web hosting company could ban me, or the government could arrest me. But, other than that, I can do as I please.
So far, I just use my web site to publish content. However, my web site comes with apps that, as best I can tell, let me sell content. These apps are provided by my web hosting company. They’re free.
Let’s say I didn’t want to sell content, but did want to accept monetary donations. Assume that I didn’t want to figure out how to do that on my web site. How would I accept donations? I’d use Pay Pal!
If you transfer money through Pay Pal, Pay Pal takes a percentage. According to Google, the percentage is as follows:
“PayPal's payment processing rates range from 1.9% to 3.5% of each transaction, plus a fixed fee ranging from 5 cents to 49 cents. The exact amount you pay depends on which PayPal product you use. A $100 transaction will cost between $2 and $3.99.
Now, lets look at the percentage that Only Fans takes:
“OnlyFans Takes a 20% Cut on its Users' Transactions.
“OnlyFans takes a cut of those payments. In fact, OnlyFans keeps a very healthy 20% of any payments that subscribers make. The more you charge and the more subscribers you have, the more money that OnlyFans makes.”
A $100 transaction on Only Fans will cost $20.00.
The difference between $2.00 ( Pay Pal ) and Only Fans ( $20.00 ) is a lot! That difference remains huge even if Pay Pay takes $3.99.
Until she banned me, I was a subscriber to Kay J’s Only Fans page. Kay J solicited her subscribers for donations in various ways. ( See prior issues of ARSE for more. ) Kay J also marketed “Direct Message” videos to her users. Such videos cost ( extra ) money.
I have no objection to a model, like Kay J, making full use of the Internet. If you feel a social media platform is useful, use it! By why would any popular model use Only Fans as her primary platform for raising money? If I can start a web site, and own it outright, shouldn’t stars like Kay J do the same?
The yearly fee for my web site is minimal. Traffic to my web site is “unmetered”. That is, I don’t pay extra if lots of people visit my web site.
( See prior issues of ARSE for more, including how to build your own web site. )
Every nude model should have her own web site. If she doesn’t, she’s a moron.
“GAMING” Duolingo!
by Andrew Roller
Duolingo is a language learning app. It’s also a web site. I use both.
Duolingo is divided into various sections. The section that you’ll use most is called, “Learn”.
“Learn” consists of a number of circles. When you master a circle, it turns violet. ( Royal purple. )
You can do lessons in each of your violet circles each day. By doing so, you’ll earn gems.
What if you do lessons in a circle that isn’t violet? You’ll earn gems in them too. However, if you make a mistake, in a circle that isn’t violet, you’ll lose a heart. If you lose five hearts, you can’t use Duolingo anymore. This “ban” lasts for several hours.
I don’t do lessons in my circles that aren’t violet. That is, I don’t do such lessons in the Duolingo app. I do them at the Duolingo web site! There, I can make as many mistakes as I like. I won’t lose any hearts!
However, at the Duolingo web site, I can’t earn gems.
Conclusion:
1. Use the Duolingo web site to do lessons in your circles that aren’t violet. You won’t lose any hearts.
2. Use the Duolingo app to do lessons in your circles that are violet. You’ll earn gems.
You’ll earn “XP” ( Experience Points ) by doing lessons in the Duolingo app, or in the Duolingo web site.
AND IN THE END…
ADVICE for the VIDEO Era
“To be civilized is to be literate, so that reading and writing are the basis of all education and much of our cultivation as cultured and sensitive human beings.”
- Chris Gosden.
Source: Prehistory: A Very Short Introduction. By Chris Gosden. Oxford University Press. New York, New York, United States of America. Copyright 2003. Page 15.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 206
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 206, version 2.0
Date Written: July 21, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Find “Shop” in Duolingo
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ET 205
Editorial Thunder presents...
Find “Shop” in Duolingo
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Plus: Freed from sin!
And: Sallust on Kay J?
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FIND “Shop” in DUOLINGO
by Andrew Roller
Duolingo is a language learning app, and a web site. Last fall, I began using Duolingo. I wanted to learn Ukrainian, so I could speak to porn star Kay J in her native tongue.
Since then, Kay J banned me from her Only Fans page. I’ve also learned that, though she’s a Ukrainian, that probably isn’t the language she speaks.
Until the war, Kay J lived in Kiev, Ukraine. She was born there. According to the book, “Where the West Ends”, the citizens of of Kiev speak Russian. So, Kay J likely speaks Russian, not Ukrainian. ( Though she probably understands both languages. )
Duolingo is divided into a number of sections. One section is called, “Shop”. You can go to “Shop” once an hour. There, if you’re willing to watch a commercial, you earn gems.
For weeks, I visited “Shop” on a near hourly basis. I earned lots of gems. Then, “Shop” disappeared. That upset me, but it didn’t surprise me. Kay J isn’t the only social media owner who has personally targeted me, to my detriment. I’ve been banned by Facebook, You Tube, Pandora, WordPress, and America Online. ( You Tube and Pandora severely limited my account, which amounts to a ban. ) ( Since Facebook banned me, I’m banned from all of Mark Fuckerberg’s properties, including Instagram. )
Today, I found “Shop”. I don’t know if my account was, in fact, attacked by Duolingo, but I now have access to “Shop”. If “Shop” is missing from your Duolingo account, here’s how to find it:
1. Boot up the Duolingo app. ( Not the web site. )
2. Go to the section marked “Learn”.
3. Look at the top of the page marked “Learn”. Your gems, and how many of them you have, are posted there.
4. Tap on gems. ( The icon is a three dimensional blue box. )
5. “Shop” appears! There, if you tap on “Free Chest”, you can earn gems by watching an ad.
6. To get rid of “Shop”, look to the upper left corner of your iPad’s screen. Tap on the large grey “X”.
FREED from SIN!
by Andrew Roller
Today, I was listening to a lecture. The speaker was professor Allen C. Guelzo. ( Not Gonzo! ) Guelzo was lecturing on Saint Augustine. Perhaps you’ve heard of this great Christian. Augustine, in his writings, expresses dissatisfaction with himself. Why? He’s fucking too much.
Yes, you read that right. Augustine isn’t unhappy because he’s fucking up too much. He’s unhappy because he’s fucking too much. From age 17 on, if not earlier, he was busy screwing girls. He even lived with a girl, and got her pregnant! ( A son resulted from this. )
Augustine’s life has come and gone. But, if you’re reading this, yours hasn’t. You’re still here. Are you fucking too much? Friend, I have great news! I can help you become a better Christian.
Let’s say you wake up in bed with your wife. You have a boner. You want to fuck her. But, as Augustine tells us, this is sin! Do you want to be a sinner? Of course not!
Friend, salvation is possible! Call me. Invite me over, and I’ll fuck your wife for you!
The same goes for your daughter. Possibly, you lust for her. Don’t sin! Just call me. I’ll fuck your daughter for you!
Does the girl next door have the hots for you? No problem! I’ll fuck her too! As long as a female is young and cute ( and preferably a virgin ), I’ll fuck her!
Or, you can be like Saint Augustine. You can sin. Then you’ll spend your latter years penning a book like The City of God, which is so boring that I’ve never read it.
Have you read it?
Don’t be a sinner! Don’t fuck up, and lose your chance at salvation! Be sure to go to Heaven by having me fuck your wife!
Note: LIMITED QUANTITY. I only have so much sperm to shoot, so don’t delay! Call me before I unload in some other guy’s wife ( daughter, neighbor girl, etc. )
AND IN THE END…
THE VERDICT on Kay J?
“No good man, at any time of her life, commended any thing but her beauty.”
- Sallust ( Not Lust! ). Conspiracy of Catiline and the Jurgurthine War. Page 27.
Source: Gutenberg ( dot ) org. “EPUB” version, opened in Apple’s “Books” app.
ARCANA
1. Other online entities also banned me, in the prior century. These include Compuserve ( which severely limited my account ), various Internet providers, and BBS’s. ( Bulletin Board Systems. ) I was also banned by various publishers on paper.
2. Where the West Ends, by Michael J. Totten. ( Not Michael J. Tot. ) Belmont estate Books. Cherry Lane, Virgin Islands. ( If you don’t list your publisher’s location, I will! ) Copyright 2012. Amazon Kindle.
3. Making History: How Great Historians Interpret the Past. By Allen C. Guelzo. ( Not Gonzo! ) The Great Courses. Amazon Audible. “Only from Audible”.
4. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 205
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 205, version 1.0
Date Written: July 17, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 205
Editorial Thunder presents...
Find “Shop” in Duolingo
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Plus: Freed from sin!
And: Sallust on Kay J?
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FIND “Shop” in DUOLINGO
by Andrew Roller
Duolingo is a language learning app, and a web site. Last fall, I began using Duolingo. I wanted to learn Ukrainian, so I could speak to porn star Kay J in her native tongue.
Since then, Kay J banned me from her Only Fans page. I’ve also learned that, though she’s a Ukrainian, that probably isn’t the language she speaks.
Until the war, Kay J lived in Kiev, Ukraine. She was born there. According to the book, “Where the West Ends”, the citizens of of Kiev speak Russian. So, Kay J likely speaks Russian, not Ukrainian. ( Though she probably understands both languages. )
Duolingo is divided into a number of sections. One section is called, “Shop”. You can go to “Shop” once an hour. There, if you’re willing to watch a commercial, you earn gems.
For weeks, I visited “Shop” on a near hourly basis. I earned lots of gems. Then, “Shop” disappeared. That upset me, but it didn’t surprise me. Kay J isn’t the only social media owner who has personally targeted me, to my detriment. I’ve been banned by Facebook, You Tube, Pandora, WordPress, and America Online. ( You Tube and Pandora severely limited my account, which amounts to a ban. ) ( Since Facebook banned me, I’m banned from all of Mark Fuckerberg’s properties, including Instagram. )
Today, I found “Shop”. I don’t know if my account was, in fact, attacked by Duolingo, but I now have access to “Shop”. If “Shop” is missing from your Duolingo account, here’s how to find it:
1. Boot up the Duolingo app. ( Not the web site. )
2. Go to the section marked “Learn”.
3. Look at the top of the page marked “Learn”. Your gems, and how many of them you have, are posted there.
4. Tap on gems. ( The icon is a three dimensional blue box. )
5. “Shop” appears! There, if you tap on “Free Chest”, you can earn gems by watching an ad.
6. To get rid of “Shop”, look to the upper left corner of your iPad’s screen. Tap on the large grey “X”.
FREED from SIN!
by Andrew Roller
Today, I was listening to a lecture. The speaker was professor Allen C. Guelzo. ( Not Gonzo! ) Guelzo was lecturing on Saint Augustine. Perhaps you’ve heard of this great Christian. Augustine, in his writings, expresses dissatisfaction with himself. Why? He’s fucking too much.
Yes, you read that right. Augustine isn’t unhappy because he’s fucking up too much. He’s unhappy because he’s fucking too much. From age 17 on, if not earlier, he was busy screwing girls. He even lived with a girl, and got her pregnant! ( A son resulted from this. )
Augustine’s life has come and gone. But, if you’re reading this, yours hasn’t. You’re still here. Are you fucking too much? Friend, I have great news! I can help you become a better Christian.
Let’s say you wake up in bed with your wife. You have a boner. You want to fuck her. But, as Augustine tells us, this is sin! Do you want to be a sinner? Of course not!
Friend, salvation is possible! Call me. Invite me over, and I’ll fuck your wife for you!
The same goes for your daughter. Possibly, you lust for her. Don’t sin! Just call me. I’ll fuck your daughter for you!
Does the girl next door have the hots for you? No problem! I’ll fuck her too! As long as a female is young and cute ( and preferably a virgin ), I’ll fuck her!
Or, you can be like Saint Augustine. You can sin. Then you’ll spend your latter years penning a book like The City of God, which is so boring that I’ve never read it.
Have you read it?
Don’t be a sinner! Don’t fuck up, and lose your chance at salvation! Be sure to go to Heaven by having me fuck your wife!
Note: LIMITED QUANTITY. I only have so much sperm to shoot, so don’t delay! Call me before I unload in some other guy’s wife ( daughter, neighbor girl, etc. )
AND IN THE END…
THE VERDICT on Kay J?
“No good man, at any time of her life, commended any thing but her beauty.”
- Sallust ( Not Lust! ). Conspiracy of Catiline and the Jurgurthine War. Page 27.
Source: Gutenberg ( dot ) org. “EPUB” version, opened in Apple’s “Books” app.
ARCANA
1. Other online entities also banned me, in the prior century. These include Compuserve ( which severely limited my account ), various Internet providers, and BBS’s. ( Bulletin Board Systems. ) I was also banned by various publishers on paper.
2. Where the West Ends, by Michael J. Totten. ( Not Michael J. Tot. ) Belmont estate Books. Cherry Lane, Virgin Islands. ( If you don’t list your publisher’s location, I will! ) Copyright 2012. Amazon Kindle.
3. Making History: How Great Historians Interpret the Past. By Allen C. Guelzo. ( Not Gonzo! ) The Great Courses. Amazon Audible. “Only from Audible”.
4. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 205
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 205, version 1.0
Date Written: July 17, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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The Tragedy of Kay J
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ET 204
Editorial Thunder presents...
The Tragedy of Kay J
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Plus: Prostitution in prewar Kiev.
And: On “child pornography”.
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THE TRAGEDY of KAY J
by Andrew Roller
Ordinarily, this issue would bear the title of its top article: “Kay J: Nude Moron”. However, Kay J remains my favorite girl of all time. I hate calling her a moron.
I tried changing the top article’s title. Stylistically, that didn’t work. So, I’m adding this section above the top article, to soften any blow that might fall on Kay.
Not that she’d necessarily like that. Kay appears to pursue BDSM with gusto. In her prime ( detailed below ), she often bears whip marks and bruises. These can be most readily seen in her videos “Wet Dreams” and “Dreaming”. ( Available at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com. )
Kay may have since given up being whipped. However, she didn’t give up being beaten. On her Only Fans page, I found many photos where she’s bruised. All of her bruises ( on Only Fans ) are on her bottom or legs.
( She, apparently, doesn’t favor being bruised above the waist. )
( Though, in her prime, she seems to have been ‘in’ for most any BDSM abuse. )
When looking at Kay’s Only Fans photos, keep this in mind:
1. Except for samples from professional photo shoots, Kay takes her own photos. ( Or her boyfriend does. )
2. Kay decides what photos to post.
3. Only Fans has strict rules regarding BDSM. These limit what Kay can post. ( Such rules probably limit what Kay can share over Only Fans, including “privately”. Anything sent through a social media site is monitored by the site’s owner. )
Sadly, Kay’s predilection for pain went too far. When whippings and beatings failed to suffice, she got herself tattooed. This has resulted in the tragedy that Kay J is today.
KAY J: Nude MORON
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model. It’s unclear to me exactly when she began modeling nude. She did so no later than age 20. That was her “kid cute” era. Then, she was the loveliest girl who’d ever lived. Sadly, she’s since ruined her beauty.
Kay was born in Kiev, Ukraine on March 21, 1996. Kay lived in Kiev until the war. ( Last I saw, she was living in Poland. )
At age 24, Kay got a tattoo. Kay’s tattoo is on her upper back. It covers her spine, the surrounding area of her back, and the base of the back of her neck. Her tattoo is large and detailed. The ink used was black.
In Editorial Thunder number 203, I wrote the following:
“Kay underwent the severely painful process of being tattooed. In her case, the process of being tattooed took about six hours.”
( The process was “severely painful” because her spine was tattooed. )
With regard to the time that it took Kay to be tattooed, I now have more information:
“A large back [ tattoo ] could take seven or 10 [ hours ].”
Source: https://www.byrdie.com/how-long-does-a-tattoo-take-3189034
Kay’s tattoo isn’t colored. However, as stated above, it’s big. It’s very detailed. You’ve probably been stuck on a long airplane ride. It’s boring! Imagine having a specific area of your skin repeatedly stabbed by a needle for seven to 10 hours! In Kay’s case, her tattoo ruined her dove white back. Where she once had satiny skin, she now has kitsch.
Since Kay’s tattoo is big and detailed, it cost her a lot of money. I read, somewhere, that the victim of such abuse is obliged to give her tattoo artist a tip. The expected amount is 20 percent.
I’m still banned by Kay J from her Only Fans page. My consolation is, I was banned by a moron. Only a moron would ruin her beauty. As best I can tell, Kay’s tattoo has also alienated her fans, and wrecked her career.
( Kay has had few modeling assignments since she chose to be tattooed. Kay is called a “porn star”. However, except for a single photo on her Only Fans page, where she has sperm on her face, she’s only done nude modeling. )
( The photo of Kay with sperm on her face is dated February 6, 2022. )
MORE on Kay’s TATTOO
by Andrew Roller
“I decided to wait for Sean in the bar [ of our hotel ]. I chose to sit at a table for two by myself rather than at the bar. Within seconds, every woman within a 25-foot radius leered at me luridly. The hotel didn’t look like a prostitute den from the outside or even the inside, but it was.”
- Michael J. Totten, on Kiev, Ukraine. ( To save money, he stayed at a “lesser hotel”. )
Source: Where the West Ends. Location 3894.
I have no evidence that Kay is, or was, a prostitute. However, as of the time she was tattooed, she’d spent her entire life in Kiev. The quote by Totten, above, isn’t the sole quote that I’ve read about prostitution in Kiev. Apparently, it’s widespread.
What does Kay’s tattoo look like? Do you have a U.S. dollar bill? Turn it over. The centerpiece of Kay’s tattoo is a ( botched ) copy of the eyeball, and two halves of a pyramid, on the back of a dollar bill.
Kay’s tattoo consists of the following:
1. A highly detailed, staring eyeball. This includes the eyeball itself, eyelashes, and an eyebrow.
2. The lower half of a pyramid. Kay’s “artist” made her eyeball too big. Hence, he was unable to place it in the upper pyramid, where it is on a dollar. He put the eyeball in the lower half of the pyramid.
Except: He made her eyeball too big to fit in the lower pyramid! Instead of being a pyramid, the lower “pyramid” is a trapezium with a pointed bottom. In other words, it isn’t any recognizable geometric shape. Kay’s eyeball is contained within junk linework invented by her “artist”.
Incidentally, when such linework is being tattooed, it feels to its recipient like “a burning knife being drug very slowly”.
( I read that somewhere on Reddit. )
The lower pyramid on the back of a dollar is three dimensional. I guess that detail was, thankfully, beyond the ability of Kay’s “artist”. He got by with bare lines.
3. The upper half of a floating pyramid. On Kay’s back, this is a blank white triangle.
4. A jungle. Various leaves and flowers are present. The top flower is a rose. This morass of plants is highly detailed. Nonetheless, all are simply attempts at representation. All that’s actually present on Kay’s back is a bunch of black lines.
The rose, despite its detail, is awkwardly rendered. Look at the outermost part of the rose. It doesn’t look realistic. Similarly, one must interpret the lines that represent leaves. A leaf is delicate and lovely. Kay’s “leaves” are lines tattooed on her back.
Again, I have no evidence that Kay is, or was, a prostitute. However, I’ve heard this phrase, applied to someone at a gym:
“She’s a high dollar ho.” ( Hooker. )
Kay, when planning to be tattooed with symbols from U.S. money on her back, might have followed this maxim:
“It’s all about the Benjamins.”
( The U.S. $100 bill features Benjamin Franklin on its front. )
But Kay didn’t tattoo symbols from a $100 bill on her back. Nor did she opt for symbols from a $50 bill, a $20 bill, a $10 bill, or a $5 bill.
Kay chose symbols from the lowest value paper money that the U.S. prints.
Is she saying something about her worth?
“I later asked the bartender out of curiosity how much the prostitutes cost. ‘It depends on what you want,’ he said, ‘but the price starts at 20 dollars.’”
- Totten, in the hotel in Kiev.
Source: Where the West Ends. Location 3915.
Kiev has $20 dollar hookers. Let’s hope it doesn’t have $1 hookers. Surely any woman is worth more than a dollar!
Byrdie provides more information about how long it takes to be tattooed. Below, I print just information that’s applicable to Kay.
“Details vary greatly within tattoos. The more intricate your piece, the longer the design will take to complete.”
More time is required if “special attention [ is to be paid ] to small structures such as eyelashes… and the details of hair. [ Such work ] require[s] more concentration.”
“With black and gray tattoos, it depends on what technique the artist uses to tattoo black and gray. Some artists use solid gradients of gray and some people stipple their black and gray tattoos. The solid gray gradients take much longer to achieve and are much more difficult. [ Presumably, the same is true of black. ] So it depends on your artist's style and how they tattoo.”
I don’t think Kay’s tattoo includes any gray. It’s black. It has a plethora of areas that are solid black:
1. The pupil of her gaping eyeball. ( Imagine suffering through that. The artist, destroying her skin, says, “I’ve got to put the pupil in!” ) ( As if Kay needs a big, black pupil staring out of her back. )
2. The iris of Kay’s eyeball is heavily outlined in black. The hope is that this will create a 3-D effect.
3. Kay’s eyeball is ( of course! ) mascaraed. So there’s a lot of black ink above her eyeball, and below her eyebrow.
4. A “shadow” under the upper, floating pyramid. Presumably, this is meant to create a 3-D effect. ( It doesn’t. ) The “shadow” is solid black.
5. Black areas on the “flowers” and “leaves”. The attempt is, again, to achieve a 3-D effect. ( Whether it does is a matter of interpretation. )
If you draw on paper with a black marker, it’s easy to achieve solid back. However, a tattoo needle is small. That’s why achieving solid black areas in a tattoo takes longer than stippling them in.
( Unmarred skin is left around each stipple. )
To create solid black in a tattoo, every bit of skin that is to be black must be marred.
In 2021, Kay’s tattoo looked crisp. It won’t remain that way. Skin isn’t paper. It’s living tissue. Over time, Kay’s tattoo ink will spread. What was a sharp image of a two-part pyramid, an eye, and a jungle, will spread. The image will slowly smear. Eventually, Kay will look not just like a $1 hooker, but a hooker who has something ugly tattooed on her back. ( Assuming that what’s there now isn’t already ugly. )
As best I can tell, Kay’s ink is already spreading. I see a vague black area surrounding her tattoo. The ink is likely spreading under her skin, well beyond her tattoo’s lines. I guess, if the ink spreads far enough, Kay can claim to be Black! Then, instead of being a Black who’s passing for White, she’ll be a White who’s passing for Black. Kay isn’t contributing to “the Browning of America”. She is contributing to “the Blackening of Poland”. But Poland could use more Blacks in it. Perhaps Kay will found the NAACP of Poland.
TATTOOING: the PAIN
by Andrew Roller
It’s worth delving further into the severe pain that Kay underwent.
Byrdie:
“Take into account your personal pain tolerance when planning a tattoo. …( Some of us can't always push through the pain. )
“Tattooing close to the bones and across the nerve structures on areas such as the… spine could be quite a shock if this is your first tattoo ( ouch! ). ‘If the person is tensing up and moving a lot, it will become very difficult to tattoo the person and the tattoo will take much longer. So be mentally and physically prepared when getting a tattoo,’ says [ “expert” Johnny ] Dagger.”
Kay’s tattoo is surely a “custom” tattoo. ( If anyone else is marred with the shit on her back, God help them! ) Of custom tattoos, and how their creation can add to your bill, Byrdie writes:
“Designing a custom tattoo will… require time. …Your artist will be spending [ his ] own time changing or adapting your design idea to coordinate with [ his ] style.”
That is, he’ll be adapting your design idea to cope with his inadequacy as an “artist”. He may even be doing this as he’s tattooing you. As in: “Oh, shit! I made Kay’s eyeball too big!”
Byrdie continues:
“Many times, this service fee [ adapting your design ] is wrapped up in the cost of the completed tattoo design. However, all artists place their own value on their work and time.”
Even shit “artists” who don’t know what they’re doing.
“If you are interested in a custom tattoo, discuss all the details prior to your appointment, including how long it will take for your artist to design the potential tattoo.”
Byrdie concludes:
“Your tattoo is a feature that will be with you forever.”
Congratulations, Kay J! ( Or should I call you “Kay M”, for “Kay the Moron”? ) You’ve made yourself look like a $1 hooker! Forever!
AND IN THE END…
ON “Child Pornography”:
“Where there is official censorship it is a sign that speech is serious.”
- Paul Goodman.
Source: Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations. Eighteenth Edition. By John Bartlett. Little, Brown and Company. New York. United States of America. Copyright 2012. Original copyright: 1882. Page 763. Amazon Kindle.
ARCANA
1. Where the West Ends, by Michael J. Totten. ( Not Michael J. Tot. ) Belmont estate Books. Cherry Lane, Virgin Islands. ( If you don’t list your publisher’s location, I will! ) Copyright 2012. Amazon Kindle.
2. More on the time that it took for Kay J to get her big, detailed tattoo:
“Scale and intricacy increase time," says Dillon Forte. "So if [ the tattoo is ] large and intricate, it will take a lot of time."
Source: https://www.byrdie.com/color-or-black-and-grey-3189530
3. Tattoo healing:
“Keeping the skin moisturized will help take the edge off the unbearable itching as your tattoo heals. …The healing process can take anywhere from five to ten days.”
Source: Ibid., and:
https://www.byrdie.com/shaving-over-a-new-tattoo-3187335
4. The lower half of Kay’s “pyramid” can be described as a pentagon that’s upside down.
5. Kay J has never provided a clear image of her entire tattoo. To write about it, I study various “sneak peak” images that she posted to Only Fans. Collectively, these images give me a good impression of her entire tattoo.
Which raises this question: Who is this tattoo for? Kay can’t get a clear view of it. ( It’s on her upper back. ) Her fans only get “sneak peaks”. Professional model shoots hide her tattoo ( sometimes poorly ). In public, Kay wears clothes that ( mostly ) hide her tattoo.
Did Kay get her tattoo for freaky nude sex parties?
Did she get her tattoo at a freaky nude sex party?
6. Kay J banned me from her Only Fans page on May 27, 2022. All of my statements about her Only Fans page only cover what she posted to that date.
7. Kay J’s Only Fans page is: ukaybb. ( No period. )
8. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
9. “By Andrew Roller” appears repeatedly in this issue to differentiate each article from the next. I apologize for its frequency.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 204
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 204, version 3.0
Date Written: July 11, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 204
Editorial Thunder presents...
The Tragedy of Kay J
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Plus: Prostitution in prewar Kiev.
And: On “child pornography”.
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THE TRAGEDY of KAY J
by Andrew Roller
Ordinarily, this issue would bear the title of its top article: “Kay J: Nude Moron”. However, Kay J remains my favorite girl of all time. I hate calling her a moron.
I tried changing the top article’s title. Stylistically, that didn’t work. So, I’m adding this section above the top article, to soften any blow that might fall on Kay.
Not that she’d necessarily like that. Kay appears to pursue BDSM with gusto. In her prime ( detailed below ), she often bears whip marks and bruises. These can be most readily seen in her videos “Wet Dreams” and “Dreaming”. ( Available at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com. )
Kay may have since given up being whipped. However, she didn’t give up being beaten. On her Only Fans page, I found many photos where she’s bruised. All of her bruises ( on Only Fans ) are on her bottom or legs.
( She, apparently, doesn’t favor being bruised above the waist. )
( Though, in her prime, she seems to have been ‘in’ for most any BDSM abuse. )
When looking at Kay’s Only Fans photos, keep this in mind:
1. Except for samples from professional photo shoots, Kay takes her own photos. ( Or her boyfriend does. )
2. Kay decides what photos to post.
3. Only Fans has strict rules regarding BDSM. These limit what Kay can post. ( Such rules probably limit what Kay can share over Only Fans, including “privately”. Anything sent through a social media site is monitored by the site’s owner. )
Sadly, Kay’s predilection for pain went too far. When whippings and beatings failed to suffice, she got herself tattooed. This has resulted in the tragedy that Kay J is today.
KAY J: Nude MORON
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model. It’s unclear to me exactly when she began modeling nude. She did so no later than age 20. That was her “kid cute” era. Then, she was the loveliest girl who’d ever lived. Sadly, she’s since ruined her beauty.
Kay was born in Kiev, Ukraine on March 21, 1996. Kay lived in Kiev until the war. ( Last I saw, she was living in Poland. )
At age 24, Kay got a tattoo. Kay’s tattoo is on her upper back. It covers her spine, the surrounding area of her back, and the base of the back of her neck. Her tattoo is large and detailed. The ink used was black.
In Editorial Thunder number 203, I wrote the following:
“Kay underwent the severely painful process of being tattooed. In her case, the process of being tattooed took about six hours.”
( The process was “severely painful” because her spine was tattooed. )
With regard to the time that it took Kay to be tattooed, I now have more information:
“A large back [ tattoo ] could take seven or 10 [ hours ].”
Source: https://www.byrdie.com/how-long-does-a-tattoo-take-3189034
Kay’s tattoo isn’t colored. However, as stated above, it’s big. It’s very detailed. You’ve probably been stuck on a long airplane ride. It’s boring! Imagine having a specific area of your skin repeatedly stabbed by a needle for seven to 10 hours! In Kay’s case, her tattoo ruined her dove white back. Where she once had satiny skin, she now has kitsch.
Since Kay’s tattoo is big and detailed, it cost her a lot of money. I read, somewhere, that the victim of such abuse is obliged to give her tattoo artist a tip. The expected amount is 20 percent.
I’m still banned by Kay J from her Only Fans page. My consolation is, I was banned by a moron. Only a moron would ruin her beauty. As best I can tell, Kay’s tattoo has also alienated her fans, and wrecked her career.
( Kay has had few modeling assignments since she chose to be tattooed. Kay is called a “porn star”. However, except for a single photo on her Only Fans page, where she has sperm on her face, she’s only done nude modeling. )
( The photo of Kay with sperm on her face is dated February 6, 2022. )
MORE on Kay’s TATTOO
by Andrew Roller
“I decided to wait for Sean in the bar [ of our hotel ]. I chose to sit at a table for two by myself rather than at the bar. Within seconds, every woman within a 25-foot radius leered at me luridly. The hotel didn’t look like a prostitute den from the outside or even the inside, but it was.”
- Michael J. Totten, on Kiev, Ukraine. ( To save money, he stayed at a “lesser hotel”. )
Source: Where the West Ends. Location 3894.
I have no evidence that Kay is, or was, a prostitute. However, as of the time she was tattooed, she’d spent her entire life in Kiev. The quote by Totten, above, isn’t the sole quote that I’ve read about prostitution in Kiev. Apparently, it’s widespread.
What does Kay’s tattoo look like? Do you have a U.S. dollar bill? Turn it over. The centerpiece of Kay’s tattoo is a ( botched ) copy of the eyeball, and two halves of a pyramid, on the back of a dollar bill.
Kay’s tattoo consists of the following:
1. A highly detailed, staring eyeball. This includes the eyeball itself, eyelashes, and an eyebrow.
2. The lower half of a pyramid. Kay’s “artist” made her eyeball too big. Hence, he was unable to place it in the upper pyramid, where it is on a dollar. He put the eyeball in the lower half of the pyramid.
Except: He made her eyeball too big to fit in the lower pyramid! Instead of being a pyramid, the lower “pyramid” is a trapezium with a pointed bottom. In other words, it isn’t any recognizable geometric shape. Kay’s eyeball is contained within junk linework invented by her “artist”.
Incidentally, when such linework is being tattooed, it feels to its recipient like “a burning knife being drug very slowly”.
( I read that somewhere on Reddit. )
The lower pyramid on the back of a dollar is three dimensional. I guess that detail was, thankfully, beyond the ability of Kay’s “artist”. He got by with bare lines.
3. The upper half of a floating pyramid. On Kay’s back, this is a blank white triangle.
4. A jungle. Various leaves and flowers are present. The top flower is a rose. This morass of plants is highly detailed. Nonetheless, all are simply attempts at representation. All that’s actually present on Kay’s back is a bunch of black lines.
The rose, despite its detail, is awkwardly rendered. Look at the outermost part of the rose. It doesn’t look realistic. Similarly, one must interpret the lines that represent leaves. A leaf is delicate and lovely. Kay’s “leaves” are lines tattooed on her back.
Again, I have no evidence that Kay is, or was, a prostitute. However, I’ve heard this phrase, applied to someone at a gym:
“She’s a high dollar ho.” ( Hooker. )
Kay, when planning to be tattooed with symbols from U.S. money on her back, might have followed this maxim:
“It’s all about the Benjamins.”
( The U.S. $100 bill features Benjamin Franklin on its front. )
But Kay didn’t tattoo symbols from a $100 bill on her back. Nor did she opt for symbols from a $50 bill, a $20 bill, a $10 bill, or a $5 bill.
Kay chose symbols from the lowest value paper money that the U.S. prints.
Is she saying something about her worth?
“I later asked the bartender out of curiosity how much the prostitutes cost. ‘It depends on what you want,’ he said, ‘but the price starts at 20 dollars.’”
- Totten, in the hotel in Kiev.
Source: Where the West Ends. Location 3915.
Kiev has $20 dollar hookers. Let’s hope it doesn’t have $1 hookers. Surely any woman is worth more than a dollar!
Byrdie provides more information about how long it takes to be tattooed. Below, I print just information that’s applicable to Kay.
“Details vary greatly within tattoos. The more intricate your piece, the longer the design will take to complete.”
More time is required if “special attention [ is to be paid ] to small structures such as eyelashes… and the details of hair. [ Such work ] require[s] more concentration.”
“With black and gray tattoos, it depends on what technique the artist uses to tattoo black and gray. Some artists use solid gradients of gray and some people stipple their black and gray tattoos. The solid gray gradients take much longer to achieve and are much more difficult. [ Presumably, the same is true of black. ] So it depends on your artist's style and how they tattoo.”
I don’t think Kay’s tattoo includes any gray. It’s black. It has a plethora of areas that are solid black:
1. The pupil of her gaping eyeball. ( Imagine suffering through that. The artist, destroying her skin, says, “I’ve got to put the pupil in!” ) ( As if Kay needs a big, black pupil staring out of her back. )
2. The iris of Kay’s eyeball is heavily outlined in black. The hope is that this will create a 3-D effect.
3. Kay’s eyeball is ( of course! ) mascaraed. So there’s a lot of black ink above her eyeball, and below her eyebrow.
4. A “shadow” under the upper, floating pyramid. Presumably, this is meant to create a 3-D effect. ( It doesn’t. ) The “shadow” is solid black.
5. Black areas on the “flowers” and “leaves”. The attempt is, again, to achieve a 3-D effect. ( Whether it does is a matter of interpretation. )
If you draw on paper with a black marker, it’s easy to achieve solid back. However, a tattoo needle is small. That’s why achieving solid black areas in a tattoo takes longer than stippling them in.
( Unmarred skin is left around each stipple. )
To create solid black in a tattoo, every bit of skin that is to be black must be marred.
In 2021, Kay’s tattoo looked crisp. It won’t remain that way. Skin isn’t paper. It’s living tissue. Over time, Kay’s tattoo ink will spread. What was a sharp image of a two-part pyramid, an eye, and a jungle, will spread. The image will slowly smear. Eventually, Kay will look not just like a $1 hooker, but a hooker who has something ugly tattooed on her back. ( Assuming that what’s there now isn’t already ugly. )
As best I can tell, Kay’s ink is already spreading. I see a vague black area surrounding her tattoo. The ink is likely spreading under her skin, well beyond her tattoo’s lines. I guess, if the ink spreads far enough, Kay can claim to be Black! Then, instead of being a Black who’s passing for White, she’ll be a White who’s passing for Black. Kay isn’t contributing to “the Browning of America”. She is contributing to “the Blackening of Poland”. But Poland could use more Blacks in it. Perhaps Kay will found the NAACP of Poland.
TATTOOING: the PAIN
by Andrew Roller
It’s worth delving further into the severe pain that Kay underwent.
Byrdie:
“Take into account your personal pain tolerance when planning a tattoo. …( Some of us can't always push through the pain. )
“Tattooing close to the bones and across the nerve structures on areas such as the… spine could be quite a shock if this is your first tattoo ( ouch! ). ‘If the person is tensing up and moving a lot, it will become very difficult to tattoo the person and the tattoo will take much longer. So be mentally and physically prepared when getting a tattoo,’ says [ “expert” Johnny ] Dagger.”
Kay’s tattoo is surely a “custom” tattoo. ( If anyone else is marred with the shit on her back, God help them! ) Of custom tattoos, and how their creation can add to your bill, Byrdie writes:
“Designing a custom tattoo will… require time. …Your artist will be spending [ his ] own time changing or adapting your design idea to coordinate with [ his ] style.”
That is, he’ll be adapting your design idea to cope with his inadequacy as an “artist”. He may even be doing this as he’s tattooing you. As in: “Oh, shit! I made Kay’s eyeball too big!”
Byrdie continues:
“Many times, this service fee [ adapting your design ] is wrapped up in the cost of the completed tattoo design. However, all artists place their own value on their work and time.”
Even shit “artists” who don’t know what they’re doing.
“If you are interested in a custom tattoo, discuss all the details prior to your appointment, including how long it will take for your artist to design the potential tattoo.”
Byrdie concludes:
“Your tattoo is a feature that will be with you forever.”
Congratulations, Kay J! ( Or should I call you “Kay M”, for “Kay the Moron”? ) You’ve made yourself look like a $1 hooker! Forever!
AND IN THE END…
ON “Child Pornography”:
“Where there is official censorship it is a sign that speech is serious.”
- Paul Goodman.
Source: Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations. Eighteenth Edition. By John Bartlett. Little, Brown and Company. New York. United States of America. Copyright 2012. Original copyright: 1882. Page 763. Amazon Kindle.
ARCANA
1. Where the West Ends, by Michael J. Totten. ( Not Michael J. Tot. ) Belmont estate Books. Cherry Lane, Virgin Islands. ( If you don’t list your publisher’s location, I will! ) Copyright 2012. Amazon Kindle.
2. More on the time that it took for Kay J to get her big, detailed tattoo:
“Scale and intricacy increase time," says Dillon Forte. "So if [ the tattoo is ] large and intricate, it will take a lot of time."
Source: https://www.byrdie.com/color-or-black-and-grey-3189530
3. Tattoo healing:
“Keeping the skin moisturized will help take the edge off the unbearable itching as your tattoo heals. …The healing process can take anywhere from five to ten days.”
Source: Ibid., and:
https://www.byrdie.com/shaving-over-a-new-tattoo-3187335
4. The lower half of Kay’s “pyramid” can be described as a pentagon that’s upside down.
5. Kay J has never provided a clear image of her entire tattoo. To write about it, I study various “sneak peak” images that she posted to Only Fans. Collectively, these images give me a good impression of her entire tattoo.
Which raises this question: Who is this tattoo for? Kay can’t get a clear view of it. ( It’s on her upper back. ) Her fans only get “sneak peaks”. Professional model shoots hide her tattoo ( sometimes poorly ). In public, Kay wears clothes that ( mostly ) hide her tattoo.
Did Kay get her tattoo for freaky nude sex parties?
Did she get her tattoo at a freaky nude sex party?
6. Kay J banned me from her Only Fans page on May 27, 2022. All of my statements about her Only Fans page only cover what she posted to that date.
7. Kay J’s Only Fans page is: ukaybb. ( No period. )
8. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.
9. “By Andrew Roller” appears repeatedly in this issue to differentiate each article from the next. I apologize for its frequency.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am http://andrewroller.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page: ukaybb. ( No period. ) On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription. Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.
I complained to Only Fans. There was no refund. I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 204
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 204, version 3.0
Date Written: July 11, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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