Is Putin Hitler?
ET 149
Editorial Thunder presents...
Is Putin Hitler?
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Plus: The Omega Month.
And: When hubby dies, where does the wife go?
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“Well this could be the last time This could be the last time Maybe the last time I don't know, oh no, oh no”.
- The Rolling Stones, The Last Time
IS Putin HITLER?
by Andrew Roller
The Ukrainian people are not the Russian people. They are fiercely independent of Russia, and always have been.
You can research this in the following book:
The Gates of Europe: A History of Ukraine. By Serhii Plokhy.
What constitutes “the Ukrainian people”? It is the people who live in that part of Ukraine that is west of the Dnieper River. That is, the people who live in Kyiv ( Kiev ), and in the land west of Kyiv.
The people in Eastern Ukraine are mostly Russians.
Here’s another way to state the difference between Ukrainians and Russians: Kyiv is not Moscow. The Russians have Moscow, and the Ukrainians have Kyiv. These are different places. It is wrong for the people of Moscow to insist on dominating the people of Kyiv.
Vladimir Putin is the president of Russia. Currently, Putin is threatening to invade Ukraine. Let’s consider Putin’s situation.
Putin is a dictator. A dictator remains in power as long as he appears strong. If Putin appears weak, it’s likely that he’ll be killed. He won’t be killed by the Ukrainians. He’ll be killed by the Russians. This is the history of dictatorial rule, from Julius Caesar to Mobutu Sese Seko.
( Mobutu was, formerly, the dictator of the Congo ). ( The Congo was formerly known as Zaire. )
Putin has surrounded Ukraine on all sides. He has placed his best combat troops in Russia, Belarus, the Crimea, and even in Moldova. Putin controls the Black Sea.
The United States has a treaty with Russia, regarding the Black Sea. The treaty prohibits the U.S. from putting more than two small ships into the Black Sea, at any given time.
Consider the following situation. Putin backs down. He withdraws his troops from Ukraine’s borders. How will he look to the Russians? He’ll look weak. As stated above, a dictator who looks weak gets killed.
Conventional wisdom states the following:
Putin will invade Ukraine after the Olympics. The Olympics are being held in Beijing, China. Putin is an ally of China’s ruler, Xi Jinping. The Olympics are a big “propaganda win” for Xi Jinping. Hence, Putin will let Xi Jinping have his “propaganda win”. Then, when the Olympics are over, Putin will invade Ukraine.
But: what is the first rule of war? Do not attack your enemy when he expects it. If Putin waits until the Olympics are over, everyone will be staring at him, waiting for his attack.
Hence, I do not agree with the conventional wisdom.
My theory is this: Putin will let Xi Jinping have his “propaganda win”. How will Putin do this? He will wait until the Olympics are underway. A big part of the Olympics is the opening ceremony. Putin will let Xi Jinping have the opening ceremony, and several days of competition, as his “propaganda win”. Then, while the world is distracted by the Olympics, Putin will invade Ukraine.
Putin’s invasion of Ukraine can have one of three results:
1. Russia will overrun Ukraine.
2. The Ukrainian resistance will prover tougher than Russia expected. What will result? Ukraine will become Chechnya. That is, Ukraine will become a wasteland.
3. Russia fails to take Ukraine, but manages to cut off Ukraine’s food supply. Stalin cut off Ukraine’s food supply in the 1930s. Millions of Ukrainians starved.
A fourth result is possible: thermonuclear annihilation, on a global scale. I’ll discuss this later.
( I’m saving the best for last! )
As best I can tell, Putin is following Adolf Hitler’s game plan for invading foreign countries.
Let’s look at Hitler’s game plan.
( Hitler, of Germany, invaded Czechoslovakia before he invaded Poland. However, I couldn’t find the relevant quote, about Czechoslovakia, in the book that I’m citing. So, I’m listing the strategic situation for Poland ( below ). )
( Both Czechoslovakia and Poland wound up being surrounded on three sides by Hitler’s ( enlarged ) Germany. )
1. “This writer spent the first week of April in Poland in search of answers. They were, as far as he could see, that the Poles would not give in to Hitler’s threats, would fight if their land were invaded, but that militarily and politically they were in a disastrous position. … Their strategic position—surrounded by the Germans on three sides—[ was ] almost hopeless.”
- William L. Shirer, on Poland’s situation prior to World War Two.
Source: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. By William L. Shirer. Page 666. Copyright 1961. Year 2011 publisher: Rosetta Books, LLC. New York, New York, United States of America. Amazon Kindle.
2. “I was in Prague, the focus of the crisis, that week, and it seemed strange that the Czech capital, despite the violence unleashed by the Germans in the Sudetenland, the threats from Berlin, the pressure of the British and French governments to yield, and the fear that they might leave Czechoslovakia in the lurch, was the calmest of all—at least outwardly.”
- William L. Shirer, on Prague, Czechoslovakia, prior to its conquest by Nazi Germany.
Source: Ibid., Page 543.
3. “[ War ] operations preferably will be launched, either:
“(a) after a period of increasing diplomatic controversies and tension linked with military preparations, which will be exploited so as to shift the war guilt on the enemy.
“(b) by lightning action as the result of a serious incident which will subject Germany to unbearable provocation and which, in the eyes of at least a part of world opinion, affords the moral justification for military measures. …
“(b) is more favorable, both from a military and a political point of view.”
- William L. Shirer, on Nazi Germany’s war plan against Czechoslovakia.
Source: Ibid., Page 515.
4. “The first four days of military action are, politically speaking, decisive. In the absence of outstanding military successes, a European crisis is certain to rise. Faits accomplis must convince foreign powers of the hopelessness of military intervention.”
- William L. Shirer, on Hitler’s plan of attack regarding Czechoslovakia.
Source: Ibid., Page 509.
Currently, Putin is accusing the West of forcing him into war. Putin is arguing that Russia got “screwed” by the West. To “protect” Russia, Putin must invade Ukraine.
That’s the game plan that Hitler used! Hitler always planned to conquer the world. However, he always sought to create a pretext for his attacks.
Currently, the West is being feckless and slow regarding the defense of Ukraine. The West was just as feckless and slow prior to World War Two.
Russia’s army is far larger than Ukraine’s army. I’m sure that the Ukrainians are a brave people. I’m a brave guy. That doesn’t mean that I could prevent, say, Tyrus ( of Fox News ) from invading my home, if he chose to do so.
Ukraine is in the situation of the Americans at the Alamo. Who won at the Alamo? Not the Americans. They were slaughtered.
Ukraine is in the situation of the Germans at Stalingrad. Who won at Stalingrad? Not the Germans. They were slaughtered.
The most important element in war is mobility. It is not having a fortress. People who are holed up in a fortress die. However much of a fortress that Ukraine turns out to be, it will also be a death trap. ( For the Ukrainians, more so than for the Russians. )
I fall into that category of males that has, at times, read Sun Tzu. Reading it, I thought,
“Wow! I’ll read this and conquer the world!”
Sun Tzu does not, in fact, have any secrets to impart. He says the following:
Look at the situation logically. If Andrew Roller gets into a fight with Tyrus, Tyrus will win.
Tyrus is far larger and heavier than I am. He is also the reigning champion of a fighting sport.
( Plus, I don’t own a slingshot. )
Hence, if Russia invades Ukraine, Russia will win.
I would love for my analysis to be wrong. I’d love to visit a free Ukraine someday and have people say, “There’s the jackass who said that we couldn’t defeat the Russians.”
Hope springs eternal. But hope, too often, isn’t reality.
( If hope were reality, Kay J would not be in Kyiv. She’d be in my bed. )
( Actually, she’d be on my small mattress topper. I don’t own a bed. )
When Russia invades Ukraine, two things will happen:
1. Russia will soon have a battle-hardened, winning army. This will raise the army’s morale, and that of the Russian people.
2. Russia’s invading armies will suffer casualties. That will piss off the Russians.
Physics tells us the following: something in motion stays in motion.
A successful army, that’s suffered casualties, will want to keep moving. It won’t want to stop. Putin could well push his armies deep into Eastern Europe. He could, frankly, push them all the way to the Atlantic seaboard.
I laugh at Americans who intimate the following:
Americans must not die for Ukraine. But, by God, if Russia sets foot in Estonia, we’ll destroy them!
Sure you will.
Will Biden sacrifice Washington D.C. for Warsaw? No.
Will America, once again, go to Europe to save France? To save France a third time? No.
Why should America fight for England? Didn’t America break with England 250 years ago? Let Prince Andrew save his own butt. That’s what Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingrate, and Dan Bong ( ino ) will say.
America cannot survive if it is an isolated island between two oceans. It needs friends and allies around the world.
THE Omega MONTH
Or: Why February may become more than Black History Month.
America is in a nuclear stalemate with Russia. This stalemate began at the end of World War Two. ( Russia detonated its first atom bomb in 1949. )
America must defend its interests abroad. Otherwise, America will lose in its stalemate with Russia.
Sun Tzu says the following: The best battle is the one that doesn’t have to be fought.
It’s because of American weakness that Putin got the upper hand with regard to Ukraine. Now, America is close to war with Russia. The result could be a nuclear war.
On the other hand, if America does nothing, it is simply repeating its feckless behavior prior to World War Two. What resulted from that?
Global bloodshed. But, until the war’s end, it was non-nuclear bloodshed.
Today, the world faces thermonuclear annihilation. Let’s look at this possibility.
A large nuclear war, between Russia and the U.S., would destroy all human life in Earth’s northern hemisphere.
Good news! Cockroaches would survive. They would have plenty to eat - us.
An official in the Reagan administration once said the following:
“Everyone can survive a nuclear war, if there are enough shovels to go around.”
He was wrong. Radiation from a nuclear war would persist for a long time. No matter how well you dig, with your shovel, you’re unlikely to survive in a radioactive environment. That’s because you need air. There’s no fresh air underground.
Nuclear radiation has trouble crossing the Earth’s equator. Why? The Earth’s equator contains the doldrums. In the doldrums, the wind doesn’t blow.
Hence, to survive a nuclear war, one must move to the Earth’s southern hemisphere. A book that explains this is “On the Beach”, by Nevil Shute. Relevant link:
https://www.google.com/search?q=on+the+beach%2C+by+neville+shute&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari
Modernly, Australia ( mentioned in “On the Beach” ) would not be a good place to survive a nuclear war. That’s because Russia would bomb Australia. Australia is a U.S. ally. Also, the U.S. has various military and civilian facilities in Australia.
If you wish to survive a nuclear war, I recommend the following: go to the southern tip of Argentina. That’s as far as you can get from a nuclear war. ( Other than the South Pole. )
However, the doldrums aren’t a guarantee against nuclear radiation. The doldrums slow the passage of radiation into the southern hemisphere. They don’t stop it. Nuclear radiation could girdle the globe. That would kill all humans on Earth.
FURTHER Information
1. “Beck, a cultivated European with a sense of history, could not conceive that Britain and France would willfully sacrifice their self-interest by not intervening in case of a German attack on Czechoslovakia.”
- William L. Shirer.
Source: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. By William L. Shirer. Page 534. Copyright 1961. Year 2011 publisher: Rosetta Books, LLC. New York, New York, United States of America. Amazon Kindle.
2. “Great Britain would not think of risking even one sailor or airman for Czechoslovakia”.
- William L. Shirer.
Source: Ibid., Page 604.
AND IN THE END…
LIFE, Liberty, and PROPERTY
“In the early stages of economic development property was limited for the most part to things personally used; the property sense applied so strongly to such articles that they ( even the wife ) were often buried with their owner.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 532. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
ARCANA
1. The Gates of Europe: A History of Ukraine. By Serhii Plokhy. Basic Books, New York, New York, United States of America. Copyright 2015, 2021.
2. Source for Putin accusing the West:
Article title: “Putin accuses US of using Ukraine as ‘instrument’ in its effort to contain Russia”.
The Fox News Channel app. February 2, 2022.
3. The feckless West:
“No country has committed to coming to Kyiv's defense with troops.”
Article title: “Putin accuses US of using Ukraine as ‘instrument’ in its effort to contain Russia”.
The Fox News Channel app. February 2, 2022.
4. Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingrate, and Dan Bong ( ino ) are the “America First” bunch at the Fox News Channel. If they had their way, historically, Germany would rule all of Europe. Folks would be wondering where six millions Jews went. ( CNN would likely say that the missing Jews slipped into a black hole, along with the missing airliner. )
5. Modernly, the doldrums are known as the intertropical convergence zone.
6. “On the Beach” was made into a movie in 1959. It’s a fine movie, with awful music.
7. Are you a diehard underground survivalist? Watch the 1971 movie, “THX 1138”. This movie was a collaboration between George Lucas and Francis Ford Coppola. It stars Robert Duvall.
8. Ever see this for any other holiday?
https://www.google.com/search?q=black+history+month&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari
Note to Google: My birthday is December 15, if you’re feeling frisky.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
I post comments at Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com web site: ukaybb. ( No period. ) Tap on the “dialogue bubble”, under a given photo of Kay, to read the comments.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 149
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 149, version 2.0
Date Written: February 2, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Word Games
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ET 148
Editorial Thunder presents...
Word Games
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Plus: The dignity of work?
And: The immorality of monogamy.
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WORD GAMES
by Andrew Roller
The following has often been said: “He who controls the language controls how the world is perceived.”
This can be seen with regard to intergenerational relationships. Any study of history reveals that intergenerational relationships are as normal as any other relationship. They’re also, until our contemporary time, commonplace.
Modernity brought us flush toilets. It has also, increasingly, criminalized many aspects of our lives. This includes deeply personal relationships between consenting people.
One such criminalized relationship is the intergenerational kind. That is, a “man” has a relationship with a “child”. Or, a “woman” has a relationship with a “child”.
In the words of the author of “Being Lolita”, two people have “a copulatory entanglement”. ( Page 119. )
( Wood, the author of “Being Lolita”, is speaking of Lolita’s intercourse with a boy, and of her ( Wood’s ) acts of intercourse with boys, as a girl. )
In my lifetime, an intergenerational relationship was defined, criminally, as “statutory rape”.
Then, in the 1990s, the term “statutory rape” was replaced by this term: “child sexual abuse”.
In 2022, “child sexual abuse” has been replaced by this term: “child sexual violence”.
( Reference: CNN boss Jeff Zucker is captain of sinking ship amid multiple scandals, ratings woes: critics ( No period. ). An article on the Fox News Channel app. By Brian Flood. ( Not Dud! ) )
How will a healthy, normal intergenerational relationship be defined in the future? The way things are going, the following terms are possible:
“Child Sexual Satanic Violence.”
“Child Sexual Nazi Violence.”
“Child Sexual Zombies are Loose in America Violence.”
It’s worth noting the following: If an intergenerational relationship can be defined as violence, so can your relationship. Just look into the history of how Whites treated Black men who were suspected of liking, or romancing, White women.
It’s time for America to stop banning normal behavior, and to ban its own hate!
( Germany, sadly, was only rid of its hate by being destroyed in World War Two. )
LAURA Ingrate on the HOLOCAUST
“We know that any problems in Eastern Europe can, and should, be handled by the Europeans.”
- Laura Ingrate. The Ingrate Angle. The Fox News Channel. foxnews ( dot ) com. January 31, 2022. Video: Biden botches another one: Ukraine desperately wants Biden to shut up ( No period. ).
Oops! Ingrate was speaking on Ukraine, not on the Holocaust. Don’t worry, Ingrate. Russia will soon give you plenty of dead Ukrainian children to ignore.
( But Only Fans is what is “disgusting”, according to Ingrate. Not herself. )
THE Dignity of WORK
“The organization of labor depends in the last analysis upon force. The rise of agriculture and the inequality of men led to the employment of the socially weak by the socially strong. … It was a great moral improvement when men ceased to kill or eat their fellow-men, and merely made them slaves.”
- Will Durant.
( The Marxist view is that the average American is “a wage slave”. )
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 589. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
OVERHEARD
“Ritual is the father of satire.”
AND IN THE END…
ON Morality
“The feeling of many nature peoples [ is ] that monogamy—which they would define as the monopoly of a woman by one man—is unnatural and immoral”.
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Page 74. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
ARCANA
1. being lolita: a memoir. by alis ( sin ) wood.
The book’s title, and author, as published, are printed in lower case letters. That’s because Miss Wood ( Ahem! ), as an adult, was, according to her, a gullible child.
Wood, as a “child” ( under age 18 ), wasn’t a virgin. ( By her own choice. ). ( Page 119. ). Wood, as a “child” ( under age 18 ), had multiple sexual partners. ( By her own choice. ) ( Page 119. ).
2. Amazon Kindle sometimes gives me location numbers for pages in Durant’s “Story of Civilization”. At other times, Kindle gives me page numbers.
3. From the time that I launch my Kindle app, it now takes a full minute for the app to load. That’s because Amazon ( Jeff Bozo ) insists on sending me advertisements for books that I don’t want! Bozo is now also sending me, in my Kindle app, ads for “kindle vella” stories. ( Written in lower case letters because, I guess, the stories aren’t books. )
Sometimes, I leave my Kindle app “booted up”. I do so hoping to use it quickly. Sadly, that doesn’t help. Kindle still delays letting me use it. That’s because Bozo insists on updating the ads that he’s sent me. ( By sending me more ads! )
Bozo’s ads, while they are downloading into my Kindle app, make it impossible for me to access my Kindle books!
If you’re new to e-books, I recommend buying e-books from Apple instead of from Amazon. The Apple “Books” app can be swiftly launched, and used immediately. Apple now also sells audio books:
https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT208929
Article: “Listen to audiobooks in Apple Books”.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
I post comments at Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com web site: ukaybb. ( No period. ) Tap on the “dialogue bubble”, under a given photo of Kay, to read the comments.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 148
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 148, version 2.0
Date Written: February 2, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
——————————————————————————————————————————
ET 148
Editorial Thunder presents...
Word Games
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Plus: The dignity of work?
And: The immorality of monogamy.
——————————————————————————————————————————
WORD GAMES
by Andrew Roller
The following has often been said: “He who controls the language controls how the world is perceived.”
This can be seen with regard to intergenerational relationships. Any study of history reveals that intergenerational relationships are as normal as any other relationship. They’re also, until our contemporary time, commonplace.
Modernity brought us flush toilets. It has also, increasingly, criminalized many aspects of our lives. This includes deeply personal relationships between consenting people.
One such criminalized relationship is the intergenerational kind. That is, a “man” has a relationship with a “child”. Or, a “woman” has a relationship with a “child”.
In the words of the author of “Being Lolita”, two people have “a copulatory entanglement”. ( Page 119. )
( Wood, the author of “Being Lolita”, is speaking of Lolita’s intercourse with a boy, and of her ( Wood’s ) acts of intercourse with boys, as a girl. )
In my lifetime, an intergenerational relationship was defined, criminally, as “statutory rape”.
Then, in the 1990s, the term “statutory rape” was replaced by this term: “child sexual abuse”.
In 2022, “child sexual abuse” has been replaced by this term: “child sexual violence”.
( Reference: CNN boss Jeff Zucker is captain of sinking ship amid multiple scandals, ratings woes: critics ( No period. ). An article on the Fox News Channel app. By Brian Flood. ( Not Dud! ) )
How will a healthy, normal intergenerational relationship be defined in the future? The way things are going, the following terms are possible:
“Child Sexual Satanic Violence.”
“Child Sexual Nazi Violence.”
“Child Sexual Zombies are Loose in America Violence.”
It’s worth noting the following: If an intergenerational relationship can be defined as violence, so can your relationship. Just look into the history of how Whites treated Black men who were suspected of liking, or romancing, White women.
It’s time for America to stop banning normal behavior, and to ban its own hate!
( Germany, sadly, was only rid of its hate by being destroyed in World War Two. )
LAURA Ingrate on the HOLOCAUST
“We know that any problems in Eastern Europe can, and should, be handled by the Europeans.”
- Laura Ingrate. The Ingrate Angle. The Fox News Channel. foxnews ( dot ) com. January 31, 2022. Video: Biden botches another one: Ukraine desperately wants Biden to shut up ( No period. ).
Oops! Ingrate was speaking on Ukraine, not on the Holocaust. Don’t worry, Ingrate. Russia will soon give you plenty of dead Ukrainian children to ignore.
( But Only Fans is what is “disgusting”, according to Ingrate. Not herself. )
THE Dignity of WORK
“The organization of labor depends in the last analysis upon force. The rise of agriculture and the inequality of men led to the employment of the socially weak by the socially strong. … It was a great moral improvement when men ceased to kill or eat their fellow-men, and merely made them slaves.”
- Will Durant.
( The Marxist view is that the average American is “a wage slave”. )
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 589. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
OVERHEARD
“Ritual is the father of satire.”
AND IN THE END…
ON Morality
“The feeling of many nature peoples [ is ] that monogamy—which they would define as the monopoly of a woman by one man—is unnatural and immoral”.
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Page 74. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
ARCANA
1. being lolita: a memoir. by alis ( sin ) wood.
The book’s title, and author, as published, are printed in lower case letters. That’s because Miss Wood ( Ahem! ), as an adult, was, according to her, a gullible child.
Wood, as a “child” ( under age 18 ), wasn’t a virgin. ( By her own choice. ). ( Page 119. ). Wood, as a “child” ( under age 18 ), had multiple sexual partners. ( By her own choice. ) ( Page 119. ).
2. Amazon Kindle sometimes gives me location numbers for pages in Durant’s “Story of Civilization”. At other times, Kindle gives me page numbers.
3. From the time that I launch my Kindle app, it now takes a full minute for the app to load. That’s because Amazon ( Jeff Bozo ) insists on sending me advertisements for books that I don’t want! Bozo is now also sending me, in my Kindle app, ads for “kindle vella” stories. ( Written in lower case letters because, I guess, the stories aren’t books. )
Sometimes, I leave my Kindle app “booted up”. I do so hoping to use it quickly. Sadly, that doesn’t help. Kindle still delays letting me use it. That’s because Bozo insists on updating the ads that he’s sent me. ( By sending me more ads! )
Bozo’s ads, while they are downloading into my Kindle app, make it impossible for me to access my Kindle books!
If you’re new to e-books, I recommend buying e-books from Apple instead of from Amazon. The Apple “Books” app can be swiftly launched, and used immediately. Apple now also sells audio books:
https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT208929
Article: “Listen to audiobooks in Apple Books”.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
I post comments at Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com web site: ukaybb. ( No period. ) Tap on the “dialogue bubble”, under a given photo of Kay, to read the comments.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 148
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 148, version 2.0
Date Written: February 2, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Blogging: The Stone Age
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ET 147
Editorial Thunder presents...
Blogging: The Stone Age
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Plus: No “misinformation”?
And: Defining perversion.
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“You don't know how lucky you are, boy”.
- The Beatles, Back in the U.S.S.R.
BLOGGING: The STONE Age
by Andrew Roller
Years ago, I got a notice from the United States governmental department known, in common parlance, as “Social Security”. ( The actual name has varied over the years. ) Because of a medical condition that I have ( a small wiener ), I was receiving Social Security payments.
The Social Security department claimed that I owned a business. I guess they figured I was the next Bill Gates. Why did Social Security think this? Because I’d sent them a letter.
My letter had nothing to do with owning a business. I’ve never owned a business. I was disputing some aspect of my Social Security payments with Social Security.
It is recommended that a letter have a return address. At the time, I disliked writing my return address by hand. So, I ran some blank labels through a laser printer. As a result, each label read, “Roller Publications”. Each label included my name and address.
Nothing in my letter to Social Security said anything about “Roller Publications”. It was simply the return address label on my envelope.
Because of the label on my envelope, Social Security threatened to stop my Social Security payments. In their opinion, my label on my envelope meant that I owned a business.
What was I doing? I was publishing a blog. It was the early 1990s. At the time, the internet was not available for the ordinary person. I’d never heard of the internet. Had I heard of it, there wasn’t a way for me to access it.
My method of publishing a blog, in the early 1990s, was the same method that I’d used in the mid 1980s. What was this method? I’ll describe how I published in the mid 1980s.
My blog consisted of a single sheet of paper. It took considerable labor, on my part, to get my typed articles onto the single sheet of paper.
At first, I used a manual typewriter. I produced several issues this way. Then, I heard about a computer shop. It didn’t sell computers. It rented their use, within the shop, by the hour. I travelled a considerable distance to the shop. There, I typed my blog. I produced a number of issues this way.
At the shop, I had to pay to get my articles printed out. This was done, by the shop’s owner, on his dot matrix printer. The result was ordinary sheets of paper, with typing on them.
Then, I had to visit a copy shop. It was far away. At the copy shop, I reduced, on a xerox machine, what I’d typed. This gave me “reductions”. The reductions were my articles, reduced in size to the type that you see in a magazine.
I wanted drawings in my blog. Hence, I had to reduce these in size too. This often required doing multiple reductions of each drawing.
Each reduction was much more expensive than just making a copy. For instance, copies were 5 cents each. A single reduction was 25 cents.
At home, I set to work with scissors and tape. I cut out and arranged my reductions on two “master” sheets of paper.
Then, I went back to the copy shop. There, I xeroxed copies of my blog. Each blog was a single sheet of paper, xeroxed on both sides.
Back home, I got to work again. I had to fold and cut each piece of paper. I had to assemble what I’d cut apart. An ordinary stapler isn’t large enough to staple what results. Previously, I’d had to hunt in office supply stores, until I found a “long arm stapler”. Amazon didn’t exist.
My blog was, finally, finished. It consisted of a single sheet of paper. Each single sheet of paper had been folded, cut, and stapled. Then, I had to buy envelopes to mail my blog. A sheet of paper, folded twice, won’t fit in a regular envelope. I had to buy greeting card envelopes. They’re expensive.
At some point, I had to visit the post office. There, I bought stamps for my envelopes.
Usually, I mailed my blog in the middle of the night. That’s when I tended to finish it. The post office isn’t open at night. That’s why I had to make sure, in advance, that I had stamps. ( Like Dracula, I’m asleep in the daytime. )
At last, I went to the mailbox. I put my 100 or so envelopes into the mailbox. The mailman doesn’t get extra pay if he delivers extra mail. So, you can be sure that, at my mailbox, which usually got little mail, I pissed off the mailman.
Oh yes. I also needed addresses! An envelope has to be addressed to someone. Hopefully, it goes to someone who will actually open my envelope, and read what I’ve written!
It was difficult for me to get addresses. Mostly, I sent my blog to fellow bloggers. Unfortunately, the bloggers of that era were a highly cliquish, and mostly indolent, bunch. I was considered “too new” to be in their group. That was my status, forever, even 15 years later! So, I was sending my blog to people whom I knew would hate it. I had no one else to send my blog to.
I got at least one of my blogs mailed back to me. The sender had used his own envelope to return my blog. Inside of the envelope, my blog was torn into tiny pieces.
I had to hope that my blog didn’t get lost in the mail. One blogger became quite worried about this. To induce the postman to exercise care with his mailings, he wrote the following on the outside of his envelopes:
“Handle with care. Bomb inside.”
The post office did not appreciate this.
Payment was a problem. One of my blogs was titled “Naughty Naked Dreamgirls”. I charged money for my blog. That’s because it cost me money to produce and mail my blog. I got checks, for trifling amounts, for my blog. The checks were made out to “Naughty Naked Dreamgirls”. The checks were also made out to an abbreviation that my readers invented, “NND”.
In order to receive payment for my blog, I had to deposit these checks in my bank account.
I lived in California. However, my bank in California had handled my account in a wrongful manner. I’d ditched my bank in California. They had then reported me to all of the other banks in California. As a result, I was unable to open a bank account in California.
( At Bank of America, in California, I showed them my two Bank of America credit cards. I said to them, “You’re willing to loan me thousands of dollars, on my Bank of America credit cards, but you won’t let me open an account at your bank!” That was correct. Bank of America refused to let me open an account at their bank. )
I did have a bank account in Hawaii, where I had formerly lived. So, I mailed my checks, to “Naughty Naked Dreamgirls” and to “NND”, to my bank in Hawaii. I mailed my checks to my bank in Hawaii so that my bank would deposit the checks in my bank account.
My bank in Hawaii did not like accepting checks made out to “Naughty Naked Dreamgirls”, and to “NND”. They soon stopped accepting my checks. They told me that I had to get a business license, in Hawaii, to cash my checks.
A business license costs money. If you have a business license, the state expects you to pay taxes on the income that your business earns. I, of course, lived in California. I was not able to go to Hawaii to get a business license to cash checks that, in total, amounted to about $5.00.
( It is not recommended to send cash ( dollar bills ) through the mail. My original blog cost 25 cents. Try sending a quarter through the mail! The quarter, if not stolen by the postman, will screw up the mail handling machines. You’ll also need to buy an envelope, and a stamp, to mail your quarter. )
At the time, the United States government was “cracking down” on free speech. A rival blogger induced the F.B.I. ( Federal Bureau of Investigation ) to pay me a visit. The blogger claimed that something I’d published indicated that I was going to bomb a comic book convention.
The same blogger complained to the Canadian Mounties that I was publishing objectionable material. The Mounties visited a blogger in Canada. They confiscated some of his artwork. They also confiscated, from him, chapters of a story that I’d written. Then they said to him, “Where’s Roller?” I guess the Mounties are still hot on my trail, but can’t figure out how to get to California. ( On a map, I’m living under Hollywood. )
Meanwhile, the United States government was also “cracking down” on “porn”. ( However defined. ) I got “fishing expedition” letters, for my blogs, from hopeful government snitches. I also received a number of questionnaires regarding my supposed sex life. These were clearly from postal inspectors.
Meanwhile, I finally had some addresses. It turns out that prisoners love getting free mail. So, I sent my blog to prisoners. I didn’t charge the prisoners for my blog. Often, the relevant prison rejected my blog. The prison didn’t tear my blog into tiny pieces, but it did send it back. There are probably a dozen murderers hunting for me, thinking that I stiffed them.
Today, if you can find someplace on the internet that won’t censor you, it is possible to publish your thoughts. In “my” era, publishing a blog was a huge undertaking. That was so even when the blog was a single sheet of xeroxed paper.
If that sounds bad, consider the early 1970s. My earliest blogs were drawn on mimeograph “masters”. They were then run off on a mimeograph machine. ( After which, I had to assemble their pages, and staple them. )
But it gets worse. In 1970, I didn’t have access to a mimeograph machine. I got a stamp kit. It consisted of rubber stamps. Each rubber stamp had one letter of the alphabet on it.
I got a sheet of paper. Determined to have blog, I proceeded to use the rubber stamps to create a headline on the sheet of paper.
It was time to write my article. Unfortunately, I didn’t know how to type. Our family didn’t own a typewriter. I realized that the stamps in my stamp kit were all the same size. Hence, I would have to write my article in large type, the same sized type as my headline! Worse, a standard sheet of paper could not accommodate a headline that consisted of more than one or two ( short ) words.
On that day, I had to give up trying to publish a blog.
NO “Misinformation”
“Section 14 of the Press Law ordered editors ‘to keep out of the newspapers anything which in any manner is misleading to the public’”.
- William L. Shirer, on Nazi Germany.
Source: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. By William L. Shirer. Page 352. Copyright 1961. Year 2011 publisher: Rosetta Books, LLC. New York, New York, United States of America. Amazon Kindle.
ON Morality
“Among the Orang Sakai of Malacca a girl remained for a time with each man of the tribe, passing from one to another until she had made the rounds; then she began again.”
- Will Durant.
( Note the word “girl” in the above passage. )
( Diversity is our strength! )
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Page 74. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
AND IN THE END..
“Men like youth in their mates”.
- Will Durant.
( Durant’s statement, above, is based on his wide knowledge of history and anthropology. Hence, once can draw the following conclusion: A man who does not like youth in his mates is a sexual pervert. For the safety of our community, he should be imprisoned for life. )
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Page 77. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
I post comments at Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com web site: ukaybb. ( No period. ) Tap on the “dialogue bubble”, under a given photo of Kay, to read the comments.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 147
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 147, version 2.0
Date Written: January 31, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 147
Editorial Thunder presents...
Blogging: The Stone Age
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Plus: No “misinformation”?
And: Defining perversion.
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“You don't know how lucky you are, boy”.
- The Beatles, Back in the U.S.S.R.
BLOGGING: The STONE Age
by Andrew Roller
Years ago, I got a notice from the United States governmental department known, in common parlance, as “Social Security”. ( The actual name has varied over the years. ) Because of a medical condition that I have ( a small wiener ), I was receiving Social Security payments.
The Social Security department claimed that I owned a business. I guess they figured I was the next Bill Gates. Why did Social Security think this? Because I’d sent them a letter.
My letter had nothing to do with owning a business. I’ve never owned a business. I was disputing some aspect of my Social Security payments with Social Security.
It is recommended that a letter have a return address. At the time, I disliked writing my return address by hand. So, I ran some blank labels through a laser printer. As a result, each label read, “Roller Publications”. Each label included my name and address.
Nothing in my letter to Social Security said anything about “Roller Publications”. It was simply the return address label on my envelope.
Because of the label on my envelope, Social Security threatened to stop my Social Security payments. In their opinion, my label on my envelope meant that I owned a business.
What was I doing? I was publishing a blog. It was the early 1990s. At the time, the internet was not available for the ordinary person. I’d never heard of the internet. Had I heard of it, there wasn’t a way for me to access it.
My method of publishing a blog, in the early 1990s, was the same method that I’d used in the mid 1980s. What was this method? I’ll describe how I published in the mid 1980s.
My blog consisted of a single sheet of paper. It took considerable labor, on my part, to get my typed articles onto the single sheet of paper.
At first, I used a manual typewriter. I produced several issues this way. Then, I heard about a computer shop. It didn’t sell computers. It rented their use, within the shop, by the hour. I travelled a considerable distance to the shop. There, I typed my blog. I produced a number of issues this way.
At the shop, I had to pay to get my articles printed out. This was done, by the shop’s owner, on his dot matrix printer. The result was ordinary sheets of paper, with typing on them.
Then, I had to visit a copy shop. It was far away. At the copy shop, I reduced, on a xerox machine, what I’d typed. This gave me “reductions”. The reductions were my articles, reduced in size to the type that you see in a magazine.
I wanted drawings in my blog. Hence, I had to reduce these in size too. This often required doing multiple reductions of each drawing.
Each reduction was much more expensive than just making a copy. For instance, copies were 5 cents each. A single reduction was 25 cents.
At home, I set to work with scissors and tape. I cut out and arranged my reductions on two “master” sheets of paper.
Then, I went back to the copy shop. There, I xeroxed copies of my blog. Each blog was a single sheet of paper, xeroxed on both sides.
Back home, I got to work again. I had to fold and cut each piece of paper. I had to assemble what I’d cut apart. An ordinary stapler isn’t large enough to staple what results. Previously, I’d had to hunt in office supply stores, until I found a “long arm stapler”. Amazon didn’t exist.
My blog was, finally, finished. It consisted of a single sheet of paper. Each single sheet of paper had been folded, cut, and stapled. Then, I had to buy envelopes to mail my blog. A sheet of paper, folded twice, won’t fit in a regular envelope. I had to buy greeting card envelopes. They’re expensive.
At some point, I had to visit the post office. There, I bought stamps for my envelopes.
Usually, I mailed my blog in the middle of the night. That’s when I tended to finish it. The post office isn’t open at night. That’s why I had to make sure, in advance, that I had stamps. ( Like Dracula, I’m asleep in the daytime. )
At last, I went to the mailbox. I put my 100 or so envelopes into the mailbox. The mailman doesn’t get extra pay if he delivers extra mail. So, you can be sure that, at my mailbox, which usually got little mail, I pissed off the mailman.
Oh yes. I also needed addresses! An envelope has to be addressed to someone. Hopefully, it goes to someone who will actually open my envelope, and read what I’ve written!
It was difficult for me to get addresses. Mostly, I sent my blog to fellow bloggers. Unfortunately, the bloggers of that era were a highly cliquish, and mostly indolent, bunch. I was considered “too new” to be in their group. That was my status, forever, even 15 years later! So, I was sending my blog to people whom I knew would hate it. I had no one else to send my blog to.
I got at least one of my blogs mailed back to me. The sender had used his own envelope to return my blog. Inside of the envelope, my blog was torn into tiny pieces.
I had to hope that my blog didn’t get lost in the mail. One blogger became quite worried about this. To induce the postman to exercise care with his mailings, he wrote the following on the outside of his envelopes:
“Handle with care. Bomb inside.”
The post office did not appreciate this.
Payment was a problem. One of my blogs was titled “Naughty Naked Dreamgirls”. I charged money for my blog. That’s because it cost me money to produce and mail my blog. I got checks, for trifling amounts, for my blog. The checks were made out to “Naughty Naked Dreamgirls”. The checks were also made out to an abbreviation that my readers invented, “NND”.
In order to receive payment for my blog, I had to deposit these checks in my bank account.
I lived in California. However, my bank in California had handled my account in a wrongful manner. I’d ditched my bank in California. They had then reported me to all of the other banks in California. As a result, I was unable to open a bank account in California.
( At Bank of America, in California, I showed them my two Bank of America credit cards. I said to them, “You’re willing to loan me thousands of dollars, on my Bank of America credit cards, but you won’t let me open an account at your bank!” That was correct. Bank of America refused to let me open an account at their bank. )
I did have a bank account in Hawaii, where I had formerly lived. So, I mailed my checks, to “Naughty Naked Dreamgirls” and to “NND”, to my bank in Hawaii. I mailed my checks to my bank in Hawaii so that my bank would deposit the checks in my bank account.
My bank in Hawaii did not like accepting checks made out to “Naughty Naked Dreamgirls”, and to “NND”. They soon stopped accepting my checks. They told me that I had to get a business license, in Hawaii, to cash my checks.
A business license costs money. If you have a business license, the state expects you to pay taxes on the income that your business earns. I, of course, lived in California. I was not able to go to Hawaii to get a business license to cash checks that, in total, amounted to about $5.00.
( It is not recommended to send cash ( dollar bills ) through the mail. My original blog cost 25 cents. Try sending a quarter through the mail! The quarter, if not stolen by the postman, will screw up the mail handling machines. You’ll also need to buy an envelope, and a stamp, to mail your quarter. )
At the time, the United States government was “cracking down” on free speech. A rival blogger induced the F.B.I. ( Federal Bureau of Investigation ) to pay me a visit. The blogger claimed that something I’d published indicated that I was going to bomb a comic book convention.
The same blogger complained to the Canadian Mounties that I was publishing objectionable material. The Mounties visited a blogger in Canada. They confiscated some of his artwork. They also confiscated, from him, chapters of a story that I’d written. Then they said to him, “Where’s Roller?” I guess the Mounties are still hot on my trail, but can’t figure out how to get to California. ( On a map, I’m living under Hollywood. )
Meanwhile, the United States government was also “cracking down” on “porn”. ( However defined. ) I got “fishing expedition” letters, for my blogs, from hopeful government snitches. I also received a number of questionnaires regarding my supposed sex life. These were clearly from postal inspectors.
Meanwhile, I finally had some addresses. It turns out that prisoners love getting free mail. So, I sent my blog to prisoners. I didn’t charge the prisoners for my blog. Often, the relevant prison rejected my blog. The prison didn’t tear my blog into tiny pieces, but it did send it back. There are probably a dozen murderers hunting for me, thinking that I stiffed them.
Today, if you can find someplace on the internet that won’t censor you, it is possible to publish your thoughts. In “my” era, publishing a blog was a huge undertaking. That was so even when the blog was a single sheet of xeroxed paper.
If that sounds bad, consider the early 1970s. My earliest blogs were drawn on mimeograph “masters”. They were then run off on a mimeograph machine. ( After which, I had to assemble their pages, and staple them. )
But it gets worse. In 1970, I didn’t have access to a mimeograph machine. I got a stamp kit. It consisted of rubber stamps. Each rubber stamp had one letter of the alphabet on it.
I got a sheet of paper. Determined to have blog, I proceeded to use the rubber stamps to create a headline on the sheet of paper.
It was time to write my article. Unfortunately, I didn’t know how to type. Our family didn’t own a typewriter. I realized that the stamps in my stamp kit were all the same size. Hence, I would have to write my article in large type, the same sized type as my headline! Worse, a standard sheet of paper could not accommodate a headline that consisted of more than one or two ( short ) words.
On that day, I had to give up trying to publish a blog.
NO “Misinformation”
“Section 14 of the Press Law ordered editors ‘to keep out of the newspapers anything which in any manner is misleading to the public’”.
- William L. Shirer, on Nazi Germany.
Source: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. By William L. Shirer. Page 352. Copyright 1961. Year 2011 publisher: Rosetta Books, LLC. New York, New York, United States of America. Amazon Kindle.
ON Morality
“Among the Orang Sakai of Malacca a girl remained for a time with each man of the tribe, passing from one to another until she had made the rounds; then she began again.”
- Will Durant.
( Note the word “girl” in the above passage. )
( Diversity is our strength! )
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Page 74. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
AND IN THE END..
“Men like youth in their mates”.
- Will Durant.
( Durant’s statement, above, is based on his wide knowledge of history and anthropology. Hence, once can draw the following conclusion: A man who does not like youth in his mates is a sexual pervert. For the safety of our community, he should be imprisoned for life. )
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Page 77. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
I post comments at Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com web site: ukaybb. ( No period. ) Tap on the “dialogue bubble”, under a given photo of Kay, to read the comments.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 147
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 147, version 2.0
Date Written: January 31, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Conquering Duolingo
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CELEBRATING 50,000 views!
ET 146
Editorial Thunder presents...
Conquering Duolingo
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Plus: No “harmful matter”?
And: How to get smart!
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CONQUERING Duolingo
by Andrew Roller
If you’re a male, you probably like war games. A game that’s devoted to learning a foreign language might sound boring. ( Until, that is, you fall in love with the girls in a foreign land, including on the internet! )
I’m learning the Ukrainian language on Duolingo. It’s a language learning app. It’s also a web site.
I’ve figured out how to turn Duolingo into a war game.
I don’t pay any money to Duolingo. Nonetheless, I am able to do very well in the game.
An advertisement for an actual war game is running on Duolingo. The ad speaks of conquering territories, to gain more resources. Each territory that you conquer can generate a certain amount of resources. The more territories you have, the more resources you have.
The more resources you have, the more you can conquer!
In Duolingo, go to the page marked, “LEARN”. What do you see? A bunch of circles. These circles are arranged vertically. Think of each of these circles as a territory.
When you tap on one of the circles, you open it. You then complete many lessons in the circle, over time. When you’ve learned how to seduce girls in a foreign land, by learning their language, you then “win” in that circle. The circle turns purple.
Why does the circle turn purple? It’s because, in a foreign land, some girl is utterly breathless from all of your exertions! Congratulations!
However, the girl will soon recover. Tomorrow, if you’re a stud, you must return to the purple circle. You must exert yourself again.
If you opt for a “Hard” lesson ( you sadist! ) you’ll get 20 points, when you’ve exerted yourself.
However, the girl is a nymphomaniac. She’ll still want more. So, you’ll need to exert yourself again! For that, you’ll get 10 points.
Hence, every purple circle can give you 30 points, every day. If you wish, you can consider that you made the girl orgasm 30 times, in one day!
In three months, you’ll have a number of purple circles on the page marked “LEARN”. Visit each circle every day. You can think of the circle as a territory that gives you resources. ( 30 points, total. ) Or you can think of the circle as a girl who you cause to orgasm. ( Generating 30 points, total. )
Every day, I visit each of my purple circles. I exert myself in each circle. The first lesson that I complete gives me 20 points. The second lesson that I complete gives me 10 points. That means that I get 30 points from each circle. Then, I move on to the next circle. I exert myself again.
There is always one “new” circle. You may have exerted yourself over several days in this circle, or this circle may be a virgin. When I’ve exerted myself in each purple circle, I then exert myself in the “new” circle. I get points from it. When I’ve exerted myself a sufficient number of times in the “new” circle, it too will be purple!
Every day, I wind up with lots of points. What is the purpose of these? It’s time to leave the page marked “LEARN”. Go to the page marked “LEAGUES”.
On the page marked “LEAGUES”, you’ll see many studs like yourself. All of these people are competing with you to be the top stud in Duolingo. Every week, Duolingo awards gems to the top three studs in each “LEAGUE”. Your goal is to be one of the winning studs. There are some additional goals in “LEAGUES”.
1. Be one of the top ten studs. Then, you’ll get promoted to a new “LEAGUE”.
2. Survive. You weren’t manly enough to get promoted, but you didn’t flunk out of your “LEAGUE”.
3. Fail. Maybe your wiener wasn’t working this week. ( Or maybe you were busy with a real girl. ) Whatever your reason, you didn’t exert yourself enough. In that case, when the week ends, you get demoted to a lower “LEAGUE”. ( Where you may meet new players, who have just joined Duolingo! )
4. My story about Duolingo being a war game, or your harem, is just a way of looking at the app. ( I’m sure Google, Duolingo’s owner, will thank me for my view of their app! ) In reality, Duolingo has a number of lovely girl learners. See if any are in your “LEAGUE”!
If you’re not careful, you’ll decide that Duolingo is tedious. You’ll stop learning. Once you do that, you’ll probably ditch Duolingo. I hope my perspective helps you to keep learning!
As stated above, Duolingo is both an app and a web site. Here’s when to use each.
1. In the Duolingo app, you only get a certain number of hearts. When you run out of hearts, you can’t use Duolingo for a number of hours.
The solution: If you’re in a “new” circle, exert yourself at the Duolingo web site. Why? You can keep going as long as you like. There are no hearts.
2. You are ready to turn a circle purple. This will cost you 10 lingots on Duolingo’s web site. In my experience, it is difficult to get lingots.
In the Duolingo app, turning a circle purple will cost you 100 gems. ( You’ll need to spend, in total, about 500 gems. ) I can get gems all day, every day, if I wish. I get gems every day by completing my daily lesson in Duolingo. ( Exerting myself in a circle. ) I get gems every day by watching an ad. If you’re desperate for gems, go to the “SHOP” page in Duolingo. Every hour, you can earn some gems there by watching an ad.
In summary, you have a number of territories in Duolingo. Each territory is represented by a circle. By exerting yourself in each circle, every day, you’ll earn points. The points cause you to surpass the other studs in your “LEAGUE”.
By being a winning stud, you can, if you wish, call yourself “the Great”. As in, “Urkel the Great”! Duolingo is, after all, an educational language program.
NO “Harmful Matter”
“The Nazi leaders decided that the arts, literature, the press, radio and the films must serve exclusively the propaganda purposes of the new regime.”
- William L. Shirer.
Source: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. By William L. Shirer. Page 347. Copyright 1961. Year 2011 publisher: Rosetta Books, LLC. New York, New York, United States of America. Amazon Kindle.
OVERHEARD
“Being a dissident forces you to be smarter.”
( Hence, if you want your kid to be smart, have him be a pedophile! )
AND IN THE END…
ON Morality
“[ The Babylonians ] demand[ ed ] that a woman … give herself—as at the Temple of Mylitta in Babylon—to any man that solicited her, before she would be allowed to marry”.
- Will Durant.
( Note that, prior to contemporary times, girls married at about age 12. )
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Page 74. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
ARCANA
I bought the Amazon Kindle version of Will Durant’s “The Complete Story of Civilization” some years ago. Despite this, Kindle was, recently, giving me “Location” numbers in this book, instead of “Page” numbers. It is now giving me “Page” numbers.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
I post comments at Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com web site: ukaybb. ( No period. ) Tap on the “dialogue bubble”, under a given photo of Kay, to read the comments.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 146
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 146, version 2.0
Date Written: January 31, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Conquering Duolingo
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CONQUERING Duolingo
by Andrew Roller
If you’re a male, you probably like war games. A game that’s devoted to learning a foreign language might sound boring. ( Until, that is, you fall in love with the girls in a foreign land, including on the internet! )
I’m learning the Ukrainian language on Duolingo. It’s a language learning app. It’s also a web site.
I’ve figured out how to turn Duolingo into a war game.
I don’t pay any money to Duolingo. Nonetheless, I am able to do very well in the game.
An advertisement for an actual war game is running on Duolingo. The ad speaks of conquering territories, to gain more resources. Each territory that you conquer can generate a certain amount of resources. The more territories you have, the more resources you have.
The more resources you have, the more you can conquer!
In Duolingo, go to the page marked, “LEARN”. What do you see? A bunch of circles. These circles are arranged vertically. Think of each of these circles as a territory.
When you tap on one of the circles, you open it. You then complete many lessons in the circle, over time. When you’ve learned how to seduce girls in a foreign land, by learning their language, you then “win” in that circle. The circle turns purple.
Why does the circle turn purple? It’s because, in a foreign land, some girl is utterly breathless from all of your exertions! Congratulations!
However, the girl will soon recover. Tomorrow, if you’re a stud, you must return to the purple circle. You must exert yourself again.
If you opt for a “Hard” lesson ( you sadist! ) you’ll get 20 points, when you’ve exerted yourself.
However, the girl is a nymphomaniac. She’ll still want more. So, you’ll need to exert yourself again! For that, you’ll get 10 points.
Hence, every purple circle can give you 30 points, every day. If you wish, you can consider that you made the girl orgasm 30 times, in one day!
In three months, you’ll have a number of purple circles on the page marked “LEARN”. Visit each circle every day. You can think of the circle as a territory that gives you resources. ( 30 points, total. ) Or you can think of the circle as a girl who you cause to orgasm. ( Generating 30 points, total. )
Every day, I visit each of my purple circles. I exert myself in each circle. The first lesson that I complete gives me 20 points. The second lesson that I complete gives me 10 points. That means that I get 30 points from each circle. Then, I move on to the next circle. I exert myself again.
There is always one “new” circle. You may have exerted yourself over several days in this circle, or this circle may be a virgin. When I’ve exerted myself in each purple circle, I then exert myself in the “new” circle. I get points from it. When I’ve exerted myself a sufficient number of times in the “new” circle, it too will be purple!
Every day, I wind up with lots of points. What is the purpose of these? It’s time to leave the page marked “LEARN”. Go to the page marked “LEAGUES”.
On the page marked “LEAGUES”, you’ll see many studs like yourself. All of these people are competing with you to be the top stud in Duolingo. Every week, Duolingo awards gems to the top three studs in each “LEAGUE”. Your goal is to be one of the winning studs. There are some additional goals in “LEAGUES”.
1. Be one of the top ten studs. Then, you’ll get promoted to a new “LEAGUE”.
2. Survive. You weren’t manly enough to get promoted, but you didn’t flunk out of your “LEAGUE”.
3. Fail. Maybe your wiener wasn’t working this week. ( Or maybe you were busy with a real girl. ) Whatever your reason, you didn’t exert yourself enough. In that case, when the week ends, you get demoted to a lower “LEAGUE”. ( Where you may meet new players, who have just joined Duolingo! )
4. My story about Duolingo being a war game, or your harem, is just a way of looking at the app. ( I’m sure Google, Duolingo’s owner, will thank me for my view of their app! ) In reality, Duolingo has a number of lovely girl learners. See if any are in your “LEAGUE”!
If you’re not careful, you’ll decide that Duolingo is tedious. You’ll stop learning. Once you do that, you’ll probably ditch Duolingo. I hope my perspective helps you to keep learning!
As stated above, Duolingo is both an app and a web site. Here’s when to use each.
1. In the Duolingo app, you only get a certain number of hearts. When you run out of hearts, you can’t use Duolingo for a number of hours.
The solution: If you’re in a “new” circle, exert yourself at the Duolingo web site. Why? You can keep going as long as you like. There are no hearts.
2. You are ready to turn a circle purple. This will cost you 10 lingots on Duolingo’s web site. In my experience, it is difficult to get lingots.
In the Duolingo app, turning a circle purple will cost you 100 gems. ( You’ll need to spend, in total, about 500 gems. ) I can get gems all day, every day, if I wish. I get gems every day by completing my daily lesson in Duolingo. ( Exerting myself in a circle. ) I get gems every day by watching an ad. If you’re desperate for gems, go to the “SHOP” page in Duolingo. Every hour, you can earn some gems there by watching an ad.
In summary, you have a number of territories in Duolingo. Each territory is represented by a circle. By exerting yourself in each circle, every day, you’ll earn points. The points cause you to surpass the other studs in your “LEAGUE”.
By being a winning stud, you can, if you wish, call yourself “the Great”. As in, “Urkel the Great”! Duolingo is, after all, an educational language program.
NO “Harmful Matter”
“The Nazi leaders decided that the arts, literature, the press, radio and the films must serve exclusively the propaganda purposes of the new regime.”
- William L. Shirer.
Source: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. By William L. Shirer. Page 347. Copyright 1961. Year 2011 publisher: Rosetta Books, LLC. New York, New York, United States of America. Amazon Kindle.
OVERHEARD
“Being a dissident forces you to be smarter.”
( Hence, if you want your kid to be smart, have him be a pedophile! )
AND IN THE END…
ON Morality
“[ The Babylonians ] demand[ ed ] that a woman … give herself—as at the Temple of Mylitta in Babylon—to any man that solicited her, before she would be allowed to marry”.
- Will Durant.
( Note that, prior to contemporary times, girls married at about age 12. )
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Page 74. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
ARCANA
I bought the Amazon Kindle version of Will Durant’s “The Complete Story of Civilization” some years ago. Despite this, Kindle was, recently, giving me “Location” numbers in this book, instead of “Page” numbers. It is now giving me “Page” numbers.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
I post comments at Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com web site: ukaybb. ( No period. ) Tap on the “dialogue bubble”, under a given photo of Kay, to read the comments.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 146
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 146, version 2.0
Date Written: January 31, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Instagram Beauties!
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ET 145
Editorial Thunder presents...
Instagram Beauties!
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Plus: Why BDSM?
And: Facebook, internet outlaw.
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Sometimes, I have interesting information to share, but I don’t have a big main story. Such is the case today. I haven’t finished a book, or lecture series, that I can report on. Hence, here are small articles on a variety of topics.
INSTAGRAM Beauties!
by Andrew Roller
Here are the current Instagram accounts for some beautiful girls:
1. Ustina Abramova: ustinaabramova5
http://www.instagram.com/ustinaabramova5/
2. Milanka Kudel: milanka_kudel
http://www.instagram.com/milanka_kudel/
Milanka is also at: l.likee.com/user/@291169088/?C=cp&b=291169088&I=ru&t=0
3. Ava Guttmann: avaguttmann
http://www.instagram.com/avaguttmann/
4. Danatar ( Dana Taranova ): danataranova
http://www.instagram.com/danataranova/
Dana is also at: http://www.danatar.best
WHY BDSM?
BDSM, and related human practices, have long puzzled me. One can call BDSM “sensation play”. However, in BDSM, someone is inflicting pain. Another person is choosing to endure it. Why?
Recently, I began reading Sapiens, by Yuval Noah Harari. He didn’t specifically address my question. However, he gave me a way to think about humanity.
Humans are a predator species. In BDSM, and in related practices, like tattooing, there is a clear predator. That’s the sadist. There’s a clear victim. It’s the masochist. Hence, BDSM hearkens back to our earliest days as predators. The “striker”, with a whip or a tattoo gun, is the human hunter. The one being struck is the animal victim.
We think of ourselves as being modern, in a modern environment. However, we all carry, in our minds, the views of our ancestors. A park with a moderate amount of trees is a pleasure. It evokes our past, as creatures on the African savannah. A park with too many trees is dark and spooky. Our history as apes, swinging from tree to tree, is too far gone for us to instinctively hearken to it.
( We swung from trees until East Africa suffered a prolonged drought. The drought killed lots of trees, creating a savannah. )
If there are no trees, we don’t like that. Arabs may thrive in the desert, but they’re a modern minority, adjusted to modern conditions. The Arabs’ ancestors evolved on the savannah.
Hence, BDSM allows people to throw off at least some of civilization’s restraints. It allows them to play at predation. BDSM participants return to humanity’s dawn, when life depended on successfully harming animals. ( And, sometimes, rival humans. )
The sexual act itself can also be described as predatory. Traditionally, it involves a male “hunter” securing, for his use, a female “victim”. It’s why nature makes men, in general, stronger than women. Nature has no interest in womens’ rights. The woman exists to be impregnated. It’s the man’s job to make sure that happens, so the species ( which is mortal ) survives.
KAY J’s TATTOO
Kay J gave a new glimpse of her large tattoo, on her upper back, on January 30, 2022. She did this on her Only Fans web site. I keep trying to convince myself that the tattoo improves her looks but, of course, it doesn’t. It looks horrible.
On some level, Kay must know that her tattoo ruined her beauty. Since being tattooed, Kay rarely offers her fans full-length, full body shots her herself.
I adore full length photos. ( From, say, the knees up. ) That’s because I was alive in the Playboy era. If Playboy, in its era, had shown what is shown now, Playboy would have been outlawed. The government would have convicted it of obscenity.
What does Kay, since being tattooed, show to her fans? She shows close up shots of herself. Specifically, of her intimate parts. For example, on January 30, Kay treated her fans to the following:
1. A close up of her ass, with her latex panties zipped.
2. A close up of her breasts, semi-veiled by a mesh top.
3. A close up of her cunt, with her latex panties unzipped.
4. A close up of her ass, with her latex panties unzipped.
5. A close up of her ass, with her latex panties unzipped and her ass cheeks apart ( showing her anus ).
I don’t object to such photos. They are, to an extent, erotic. But they are part of an avalanche of such photos, that Kay has been releasing for nearly a year, since she was tattooed.
If you’re a girl, and you’re going to shove your ass in my face ( photographically ), please also provide full-length photos of yourself! Endless photos of your boobs, cunt, and asshole are not very erotic.
Recently, I read more about tattooing. In the aftermath of being tattooed, there is “unbearable itching”. It can last for days. Spare yourself the pain of being tattooed, and its aftermath, which includes the spoiling of your beauty.
ON Whipping and BREATH Play
I have reported extensively on Kay’s video at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com, called “Wet Dreams”. In “Wet Dreams”, Kay has many whip marks on her body. Among these are several whip marks on her right breast. Kay’s whip marks are unrelated to the video; they’re from a prior activity that she engaged in.
Recently, I read more about the BDSM practice of whipping. The whipping of one’s breasts was described as a “high risk” activity. No reason was given. The skin on one’s breasts is no different from the skin on, say, one’s bottom. However, one’s breasts are relatively close to one’s eyes. In Kay’s case, she was, based on the location of her whip marks, struck by someone who knew exactly how to handle a whip.
I have reported that Kay may engage in breath play. This is based on my study of photos taken of her when she was 20 years old. Recently, I read more about “breath play”. It was described as a “highly dangerous” activity.
If you’re going to engage in breath play, it’s important to have an active compression of your neck. That is, the person compressing your neck should be another person, who can release his compression if a problem occurs. Never use inactive compression. Inactive compression is a rope that is tied around your neck, to the point that you can’t breathe.
The following maxim may be worth keeping in mind: “Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.”
My advice:
1. Don’t do anything that permanently alters your body.
2. Don’t do anything that carries a risk of death.
3. Be cautious regarding substances that can alter your judgement.
BYE, Bye, F.B.I.!
“The FBI is now an organization solely focused on destroying the domestic enemies of the Democratic Party,” conservative talk radio show [ host ] Jesse Kelly tweeted Sunday morning. “Any Republican Congress or Presidential candidate who doesn’t loudly proclaim his intention to massively reform or disband this organization should not be considered.”
From The Fox News app. January 16, 2022.
WHY Pedophiles ARE in the U.S. MILITARY
“I was in the military for 30 years. And I can tell you, things like diversity and inclusion, that makes us a better military because it brings to the, to the fore, and the decision making, operational decision making, that we conduct, better ideas, more unique perspectives, somebody else’s lived experiences which might actually make us smarter on the battlefield. … We are a stronger military because of our diversity and because we represent ALL Americans just like we defend all Americans.” ( Emphasis added. ) ( Transcribed verbatim. )
- John Kirby, Pentagon Press Secretary.
Source: Fox News Sunday, hosted by Dana Perino. January 30, 2022. foxnews ( dot ) com. Video: John Kirby: Still room for ‘diplomacy’ between Russia and Ukraine ( No period. )
TUCKER on RUSSIA Invading UKRAINE:
“The Germans, after all, are only going into their own back garden.”
( Oops! The above quote is actually by Britain’s Lord Lothian, on Germany’s occupation of the Rhineland. )
Source: William L. Shirer.
Source: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. By William L. Shirer. Page 419. Copyright 1961. Year 2011 publisher: Rosetta Books, LLC. New York, New York, United States of America. Amazon Kindle.
Tucker, take note: “For France, it was the beginning of the end.”
Source: Ibid., page 420.
OVERHEARD
“Biden is a useless relic of another era, when he was useless, but not yet a relic.”
AND IN THE END…
“Thou goest to woman? Do not forget thy whip!”
- Friedrich Nietzsche.
Source: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. By William L. Shirer. Page 168. ( Quoting Thus Spake Zarathustra, by Friedrich Nietzsche. )
ARCANA
1. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
2. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
3. “Tucker” is Tucker Carlson, of the Fox News Network. His appeasement is shared by the likes of Laura Ingrate, Dan Bong ( ino ), and Neville Chamberlain. Cowardice is our strength!
4. In 2019, I was on Facebook. I posted several articles. All of the articles that I posted on Facebook have been on WordPress since 2019. Nearly all of them slumber unread.
I was on Facebook for a week and a half. Then, Facebook suspended my account.
Facebook claimed that they were suspicious that I wasn’t me. They demanded personal information from me. I provided the information that they requested. Facebook then used the new information that I gave them, plus the information that I’d already given them, to ban me from Facebook. Facebook never gave me any meaningful reason as to why they banned me.
Facebook claimed that they had an appeal process. There was none. Facebook directed me to their “Terms of Service”. No “Terms of Service” were accessible to me. Facebook claimed that they would return my content. They never did.
Since I’m banned, for life, from Facebook, I can’t access any company that Facebook owns, including Instagram. I have never been on Instagram. Nonetheless, the information about Instagram, provided in this issue of ARSE, is correct.
Under the law, Facebook is required to be a neutral platform. Facebook has permission, under the law, to remove content that ( for whatever stupid reason ) is illegal. Facebook is abusing the law by removing lawful content on its platform.
Facebook should be required to do the following:
A. Restore all legal content that it has removed.
B. Pay reparations, including for emotional distress, to those whom it has abused.
C. Shut down for a period of time equal to the amount of time that it abused its authority under the law.
The same requirements should be applied to Google’s You Tube, Twitter, and any other internet platform that removed lawful content, while operating under the legal exemptions from liability that have been granted to it by the United States Congress.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
I post comments at Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com web site: ukaybb. ( No period. ) Tap on the “dialogue bubble”, under a given photo of Kay, to read the comments.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 145
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 145, version 4.0
Date Written: January 30, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 145
Editorial Thunder presents...
Instagram Beauties!
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Plus: Why BDSM?
And: Facebook, internet outlaw.
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Sometimes, I have interesting information to share, but I don’t have a big main story. Such is the case today. I haven’t finished a book, or lecture series, that I can report on. Hence, here are small articles on a variety of topics.
INSTAGRAM Beauties!
by Andrew Roller
Here are the current Instagram accounts for some beautiful girls:
1. Ustina Abramova: ustinaabramova5
http://www.instagram.com/ustinaabramova5/
2. Milanka Kudel: milanka_kudel
http://www.instagram.com/milanka_kudel/
Milanka is also at: l.likee.com/user/@291169088/?C=cp&b=291169088&I=ru&t=0
3. Ava Guttmann: avaguttmann
http://www.instagram.com/avaguttmann/
4. Danatar ( Dana Taranova ): danataranova
http://www.instagram.com/danataranova/
Dana is also at: http://www.danatar.best
WHY BDSM?
BDSM, and related human practices, have long puzzled me. One can call BDSM “sensation play”. However, in BDSM, someone is inflicting pain. Another person is choosing to endure it. Why?
Recently, I began reading Sapiens, by Yuval Noah Harari. He didn’t specifically address my question. However, he gave me a way to think about humanity.
Humans are a predator species. In BDSM, and in related practices, like tattooing, there is a clear predator. That’s the sadist. There’s a clear victim. It’s the masochist. Hence, BDSM hearkens back to our earliest days as predators. The “striker”, with a whip or a tattoo gun, is the human hunter. The one being struck is the animal victim.
We think of ourselves as being modern, in a modern environment. However, we all carry, in our minds, the views of our ancestors. A park with a moderate amount of trees is a pleasure. It evokes our past, as creatures on the African savannah. A park with too many trees is dark and spooky. Our history as apes, swinging from tree to tree, is too far gone for us to instinctively hearken to it.
( We swung from trees until East Africa suffered a prolonged drought. The drought killed lots of trees, creating a savannah. )
If there are no trees, we don’t like that. Arabs may thrive in the desert, but they’re a modern minority, adjusted to modern conditions. The Arabs’ ancestors evolved on the savannah.
Hence, BDSM allows people to throw off at least some of civilization’s restraints. It allows them to play at predation. BDSM participants return to humanity’s dawn, when life depended on successfully harming animals. ( And, sometimes, rival humans. )
The sexual act itself can also be described as predatory. Traditionally, it involves a male “hunter” securing, for his use, a female “victim”. It’s why nature makes men, in general, stronger than women. Nature has no interest in womens’ rights. The woman exists to be impregnated. It’s the man’s job to make sure that happens, so the species ( which is mortal ) survives.
KAY J’s TATTOO
Kay J gave a new glimpse of her large tattoo, on her upper back, on January 30, 2022. She did this on her Only Fans web site. I keep trying to convince myself that the tattoo improves her looks but, of course, it doesn’t. It looks horrible.
On some level, Kay must know that her tattoo ruined her beauty. Since being tattooed, Kay rarely offers her fans full-length, full body shots her herself.
I adore full length photos. ( From, say, the knees up. ) That’s because I was alive in the Playboy era. If Playboy, in its era, had shown what is shown now, Playboy would have been outlawed. The government would have convicted it of obscenity.
What does Kay, since being tattooed, show to her fans? She shows close up shots of herself. Specifically, of her intimate parts. For example, on January 30, Kay treated her fans to the following:
1. A close up of her ass, with her latex panties zipped.
2. A close up of her breasts, semi-veiled by a mesh top.
3. A close up of her cunt, with her latex panties unzipped.
4. A close up of her ass, with her latex panties unzipped.
5. A close up of her ass, with her latex panties unzipped and her ass cheeks apart ( showing her anus ).
I don’t object to such photos. They are, to an extent, erotic. But they are part of an avalanche of such photos, that Kay has been releasing for nearly a year, since she was tattooed.
If you’re a girl, and you’re going to shove your ass in my face ( photographically ), please also provide full-length photos of yourself! Endless photos of your boobs, cunt, and asshole are not very erotic.
Recently, I read more about tattooing. In the aftermath of being tattooed, there is “unbearable itching”. It can last for days. Spare yourself the pain of being tattooed, and its aftermath, which includes the spoiling of your beauty.
ON Whipping and BREATH Play
I have reported extensively on Kay’s video at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com, called “Wet Dreams”. In “Wet Dreams”, Kay has many whip marks on her body. Among these are several whip marks on her right breast. Kay’s whip marks are unrelated to the video; they’re from a prior activity that she engaged in.
Recently, I read more about the BDSM practice of whipping. The whipping of one’s breasts was described as a “high risk” activity. No reason was given. The skin on one’s breasts is no different from the skin on, say, one’s bottom. However, one’s breasts are relatively close to one’s eyes. In Kay’s case, she was, based on the location of her whip marks, struck by someone who knew exactly how to handle a whip.
I have reported that Kay may engage in breath play. This is based on my study of photos taken of her when she was 20 years old. Recently, I read more about “breath play”. It was described as a “highly dangerous” activity.
If you’re going to engage in breath play, it’s important to have an active compression of your neck. That is, the person compressing your neck should be another person, who can release his compression if a problem occurs. Never use inactive compression. Inactive compression is a rope that is tied around your neck, to the point that you can’t breathe.
The following maxim may be worth keeping in mind: “Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.”
My advice:
1. Don’t do anything that permanently alters your body.
2. Don’t do anything that carries a risk of death.
3. Be cautious regarding substances that can alter your judgement.
BYE, Bye, F.B.I.!
“The FBI is now an organization solely focused on destroying the domestic enemies of the Democratic Party,” conservative talk radio show [ host ] Jesse Kelly tweeted Sunday morning. “Any Republican Congress or Presidential candidate who doesn’t loudly proclaim his intention to massively reform or disband this organization should not be considered.”
From The Fox News app. January 16, 2022.
WHY Pedophiles ARE in the U.S. MILITARY
“I was in the military for 30 years. And I can tell you, things like diversity and inclusion, that makes us a better military because it brings to the, to the fore, and the decision making, operational decision making, that we conduct, better ideas, more unique perspectives, somebody else’s lived experiences which might actually make us smarter on the battlefield. … We are a stronger military because of our diversity and because we represent ALL Americans just like we defend all Americans.” ( Emphasis added. ) ( Transcribed verbatim. )
- John Kirby, Pentagon Press Secretary.
Source: Fox News Sunday, hosted by Dana Perino. January 30, 2022. foxnews ( dot ) com. Video: John Kirby: Still room for ‘diplomacy’ between Russia and Ukraine ( No period. )
TUCKER on RUSSIA Invading UKRAINE:
“The Germans, after all, are only going into their own back garden.”
( Oops! The above quote is actually by Britain’s Lord Lothian, on Germany’s occupation of the Rhineland. )
Source: William L. Shirer.
Source: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. By William L. Shirer. Page 419. Copyright 1961. Year 2011 publisher: Rosetta Books, LLC. New York, New York, United States of America. Amazon Kindle.
Tucker, take note: “For France, it was the beginning of the end.”
Source: Ibid., page 420.
OVERHEARD
“Biden is a useless relic of another era, when he was useless, but not yet a relic.”
AND IN THE END…
“Thou goest to woman? Do not forget thy whip!”
- Friedrich Nietzsche.
Source: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. By William L. Shirer. Page 168. ( Quoting Thus Spake Zarathustra, by Friedrich Nietzsche. )
ARCANA
1. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
2. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
3. “Tucker” is Tucker Carlson, of the Fox News Network. His appeasement is shared by the likes of Laura Ingrate, Dan Bong ( ino ), and Neville Chamberlain. Cowardice is our strength!
4. In 2019, I was on Facebook. I posted several articles. All of the articles that I posted on Facebook have been on WordPress since 2019. Nearly all of them slumber unread.
I was on Facebook for a week and a half. Then, Facebook suspended my account.
Facebook claimed that they were suspicious that I wasn’t me. They demanded personal information from me. I provided the information that they requested. Facebook then used the new information that I gave them, plus the information that I’d already given them, to ban me from Facebook. Facebook never gave me any meaningful reason as to why they banned me.
Facebook claimed that they had an appeal process. There was none. Facebook directed me to their “Terms of Service”. No “Terms of Service” were accessible to me. Facebook claimed that they would return my content. They never did.
Since I’m banned, for life, from Facebook, I can’t access any company that Facebook owns, including Instagram. I have never been on Instagram. Nonetheless, the information about Instagram, provided in this issue of ARSE, is correct.
Under the law, Facebook is required to be a neutral platform. Facebook has permission, under the law, to remove content that ( for whatever stupid reason ) is illegal. Facebook is abusing the law by removing lawful content on its platform.
Facebook should be required to do the following:
A. Restore all legal content that it has removed.
B. Pay reparations, including for emotional distress, to those whom it has abused.
C. Shut down for a period of time equal to the amount of time that it abused its authority under the law.
The same requirements should be applied to Google’s You Tube, Twitter, and any other internet platform that removed lawful content, while operating under the legal exemptions from liability that have been granted to it by the United States Congress.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
I post comments at Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com web site: ukaybb. ( No period. ) Tap on the “dialogue bubble”, under a given photo of Kay, to read the comments.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 145
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 145, version 4.0
Date Written: January 30, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Adolf Hitler: Ascension to Power
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BO 25
Book Observations presents...
Adolf Hitler: Ascension to Power
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Plus: Surviving disaster.
And: Only Fans’ censored words.
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ADOLF Hitler: ASCENSION to POWER
by Andrew Roller
William Shirer’s classic book, “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich”, is big! This review covers Adolf Hitler’s life to his installation as Germany’s Chancellor.
“A few moments later they witnessed the miracle. The man with the Charlie Chaplin mustache, who had been a down-and-out tramp in Vienna in his youth, an unknown soldier of World War One, a derelict in Munich in the first grim postwar days, the somewhat comical leader of the Beer Hall Putsch, this spellbinder who was not even German but Austrian, and who was only forty-three years old, had just been administered the oath as Chancellor of the German Reich.”
- William L. Shirer, on Adolf Hitler.
Source: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. By William L. Shirer. Page 13. Copyright 1961. Year 2011 publisher: Rosetta Books, LLC. New York, New York, United States of America. Amazon Kindle. Amazon Audible.
Review: You’re watching a film. It stars James Bond. He’s a fairly implausible fellow, but you’re willing to go along with the idea that he exists.
Then the evil villain comes onscreen. He’s got the crib, the babes, and enough unique weaponry to conquer the world. You realize such a man can’t exist.
Except, he did. Adolf Hitler was an evil villain. He was, perhaps, a man of few skills. But his particular genius for politics happened to coincide with political disorder. Hence, the former tramp became German’s ruler. If one could roll the dice of fate more than once, Hitler might have conquered the world.
Hitler was born in Austria. He was an Austrian-German. Austria’s population consisted of White folks. However, humans always manage to create differences among themselves. From the point of view of Hitler, his race was losing power in Austria. Hitler’s view was shared by other Austrian-Germans.
“Hitler … had developed a violent hatred for the Hapsburg monarchy and all the non-German races in the multinational Austro-Hungarian Empire over which it ruled, and an equally violent love for everything German.” ( Page 28. )
“A general strike had finally brought universal manhood suffrage, and with this the end of political dominance by the Austrian Germans, who numbered but a third of the population of the Austrian half of the empire.
“To these developments Hitler, the fanatical young German–Austrian nationalist … was bitterly opposed. To him the empire was sinking into a ‘foul morass.’ It could be saved only if the master race, the Germans, reasserted their old absolute authority. The non-German races, especially the Slavs and above all the Czechs, were an inferior people. It was up to the Germans to rule them with an iron hand. The Parliament must be abolished and an end put to all the democratic ‘nonsense.’” ( Page 37. )
A modern view on literature is the following: A book says as much about its author as it does about the author’s subject. This is true of Shirer. In “Rise and Fall”, Shirer is constantly poking fun at Hitler. This reflects a 1950s sensibility. Such merrymaking is absent in John Toland’s book, “Adolf Hitler”. Toland’s book was published in 1976. By then, America was no longer the self-righteous conqueror of World War Two. Domestic civil rights abuses, a stalemate in Korea, a loss in Vietnam, and the Watergate political scandal had humbled Americans.
I recommend reading Toland’s book prior to attempting Shirer. Toland’s book can, at times, be boring. This is true of the latter stages of Hitler’s rise to political power in Germany. In this regard, Shirer’s book is more boring than Toland’s! The admirable part of Hitler’s life, his early years as a tramp, and his escape from that existence, is best told by Toland. Shirer condenses this part of Hitler’s life.
However, Toland, and books by others that I’ve read, failed to note the true origin of Hitler’s racial animus. ( Mentioned above. ) It’s easy to write off Hitler as a spawn of Satan. In fact, he was an ordinary person, who was subjected to ordinary stresses. That he murdered so many, as a result, should be a warning to us all. Hitler is more than a figure in history. Hitler could be next door. The stresses that shaped Hitler continue to be endemic. They won’t disappear in our lifetimes.
The next time you decide that a movie, or book, is exciting, ask yourself if it’s because there’s a Hitlerian figure in the story. A movie with no Hitlerian figure may well be boring. That says something about ourselves as a predator species.
SURVIVING Disaster
Ukraine may be invaded by Russia. From a distance, one thinks of the dangers of gunfire and bombs. However, there are everyday troubles. I once lived through a typhoon. In its aftermath, our family had no water for six days. We had no electricity for 28 days. I can still summon the number of days that our family was deprived of these necessities, even though it was 46 years ago.
Some tips:
1. Have as much water as possible.
2. If you think you’re going to lose your access to water, fill all of your bathtubs with water.
Our family had four people, and two bathtubs. We bathed in the same bathtub water until we could no longer bear it.
If it rains, bathe in the rain. ( This is, sadly, impossible in Ukraine, where it’s winter. )
If you have a spot where water gushes down off of your building, use that as your shower. Rain, by itself, isn’t necessarily strong enough to serve as a shower.
3. You’ll need water, from somewhere, to flush your toilet. Pour the water into the tank at the back of your toilet. If you live near the ocean, or near snow, use it to fill your toilet’s tank.
4. If you lose your electricity, everything in your refrigerator will start to rot. The same is true of everything in your freezer.
5. Buy food that doesn’t require refrigeration. However, if you have no gas and electricity, your oven won’t work. ( Your microwave also won’t work. )
Make sure you have a can opener.
6. Buy a Coleman stove to cook. Buy a Coleman lantern so you can see when it’s dark. Buy fuel for both.
7. But lots of candles and matches. You’ll need them when you leave the vicinity of the Coleman lantern, in your dark house.
8. If you have a fireplace, get wood. You won’t have heat if you lose your gas and electricity.
Wood doesn’t readily combust. Have items like newspapers on hand to get the wood burning.
9. Without electricity, you’ll have nothing but books to keep your mind occupied. You’ll need light to read at night.
10. Get a radio, and batteries for it.
11. Buy a gun and ammunition. Buy items to clean and maintain your gun.
In a movie about domestic deprivation, a gun is fired in the last act. It’s fired once, and the evildoer dies. In a situation of actual turmoil, violence could persist for days. You may need to use your gun repeatedly.
Can you hit what you’re aiming at?
Do you know how to disassemble, clean, and reassemble your gun?
12. A gun is loud! Get ear protectors and safety glasses.
RUSSIAN Invasion ROUTES
Ukraine is surrounded on three sides by Russia. If Russia invades Ukraine, it may do so not just from its own country, but from Belarus.
A web page, by Reuters, shows the various invasion routes that Russia might use. These are depicted as maps.
Some boring photographs are on this web page. However, if you keep scrolling down, you’ll see every map.
Reuters is, traditionally, a very reliable Western news source.
Web link:
https://graphics.reuters.com/RUSSIA-UKRAINE/dwpkrkwkgvm/
Reuters web page title: “On the edge of war”.
ONLY Fans’ CENSORED Words
The website Only Fans censors the English language. However, I doubt that Only Fans manages to censor every language.
Only Fans does not provide a list of banned words. I’ve had the misfortune of accumulating a list of words that Only Fans doesn’t allow. They are as follows:
piss
young
forced
meet
cp
toilet
As you can see, it’s impossible to use Only Fans to report on the world. Censorship by Only Fans strengthens the hand of those who wish to damn it.
DESPERATELY Seeking Kay J!
I follow Kay J on Only Fans. Sometimes, I wonder where she’s gone. This is so when she hasn’t posted something on Only Fans in awhile.
Recently, I learned that I can track Kay quite closely. At least, when she’s on Only Fans. This method will work for anyone on Only Fans, including someone who’s just a customer, and has never posted anything.
Here’s how:
1. Go to the Only Fans web site.
2. You arrive at your “HOME” page.
3. Look at your Only Fans sidebar. It’s on the left side of your iPad’s screen. Here, you’ll see “Messages”.
4. Tap on “Messages”. The following appears near the center of your iPad’s screen: “MESSAGES”.
5. I only subscribe to two entities: Kay J, and OnlyFans itself.
NOTE: Only Fans does not work like You Tube. On You Tube, you can visit each girl’s channel in turn. On Only Fans, the content of anyone whom you subscribe to comes flooding into your HOME page. It becomes impossible to study a particular girl’s content. That’s because her content becomes intermingled with the content of every other girl whom you subscribe to.
6. Under “MESSAGES”, tap on Kay J.
Sometimes, you’re taken to an area that asks you to start a new message.
Sometimes, you’re taken to your prior message thread with Kay J. I always keep tapping until I’m taken to my prior message thread with Kay J.
At either destination, look to the top of your iPad’s screen. Small type will tell you when Kay was last on Only Fans.
Example: I’m at my prior message thread with Kay. I look to the top of my iPad’s screen. Here, it says, “Kay J”. Under “Kay J”, the following is written:
“Last seen 1 hour ago”.
Since learning of this method, I’ve discovered the following. Kay lives on Only Fans! I’ll often find that she was last on Only Fans just seconds, or minutes, ago. Sometimes, she’s “Available Now”. However, I get the feeling that Kay’s presence on Only Fans, with regard to males, is primarily economic. Don’t expect a personal message from her unless you’re willing to send her some money. ( Right now. )
( You won’t have any access to Kay, on Only Fans, until you pay to subscribe to her Only Fans web site. )
You can message Kay whenever you like. I figure she has, at most, 30 fans. She’ll likely read your message. She’ll also likely read your publicly posted comment. She’s indulged my occasional critical message and comment. Just don’t expect her to answer you.
I don’t know how proficient Kay is in English. As I reported in ARSE, your messages, and comments, to Kay may be answered by the father of her son. ( Responding as Kay. )
NOTE: A customer can choose the setting “Invisible” if he doesn’t want anyone to know that he’s on Only Fans.
AND IN THE END…
“The earliest mediums of exchange were articles universally in demand, which anyone would take in payment: … in such traffic … eight ponies equaled a wife.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 514. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
ARCANA
1. In a quote by Shirer, I changed “World War I” to “World War One” for readability.
2. Kay J’s Only Fans web site: ukaybb. ( No period. )
Kay is also on Instagram and Twitter.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. BO, Book Observations, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is BO, Book Observations, issue number 25
Arcana: This is BO, Book Observations, issue number 25, version 1.0
Date Written: January 27, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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BO 25
Book Observations presents...
Adolf Hitler: Ascension to Power
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Plus: Surviving disaster.
And: Only Fans’ censored words.
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ADOLF Hitler: ASCENSION to POWER
by Andrew Roller
William Shirer’s classic book, “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich”, is big! This review covers Adolf Hitler’s life to his installation as Germany’s Chancellor.
“A few moments later they witnessed the miracle. The man with the Charlie Chaplin mustache, who had been a down-and-out tramp in Vienna in his youth, an unknown soldier of World War One, a derelict in Munich in the first grim postwar days, the somewhat comical leader of the Beer Hall Putsch, this spellbinder who was not even German but Austrian, and who was only forty-three years old, had just been administered the oath as Chancellor of the German Reich.”
- William L. Shirer, on Adolf Hitler.
Source: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. By William L. Shirer. Page 13. Copyright 1961. Year 2011 publisher: Rosetta Books, LLC. New York, New York, United States of America. Amazon Kindle. Amazon Audible.
Review: You’re watching a film. It stars James Bond. He’s a fairly implausible fellow, but you’re willing to go along with the idea that he exists.
Then the evil villain comes onscreen. He’s got the crib, the babes, and enough unique weaponry to conquer the world. You realize such a man can’t exist.
Except, he did. Adolf Hitler was an evil villain. He was, perhaps, a man of few skills. But his particular genius for politics happened to coincide with political disorder. Hence, the former tramp became German’s ruler. If one could roll the dice of fate more than once, Hitler might have conquered the world.
Hitler was born in Austria. He was an Austrian-German. Austria’s population consisted of White folks. However, humans always manage to create differences among themselves. From the point of view of Hitler, his race was losing power in Austria. Hitler’s view was shared by other Austrian-Germans.
“Hitler … had developed a violent hatred for the Hapsburg monarchy and all the non-German races in the multinational Austro-Hungarian Empire over which it ruled, and an equally violent love for everything German.” ( Page 28. )
“A general strike had finally brought universal manhood suffrage, and with this the end of political dominance by the Austrian Germans, who numbered but a third of the population of the Austrian half of the empire.
“To these developments Hitler, the fanatical young German–Austrian nationalist … was bitterly opposed. To him the empire was sinking into a ‘foul morass.’ It could be saved only if the master race, the Germans, reasserted their old absolute authority. The non-German races, especially the Slavs and above all the Czechs, were an inferior people. It was up to the Germans to rule them with an iron hand. The Parliament must be abolished and an end put to all the democratic ‘nonsense.’” ( Page 37. )
A modern view on literature is the following: A book says as much about its author as it does about the author’s subject. This is true of Shirer. In “Rise and Fall”, Shirer is constantly poking fun at Hitler. This reflects a 1950s sensibility. Such merrymaking is absent in John Toland’s book, “Adolf Hitler”. Toland’s book was published in 1976. By then, America was no longer the self-righteous conqueror of World War Two. Domestic civil rights abuses, a stalemate in Korea, a loss in Vietnam, and the Watergate political scandal had humbled Americans.
I recommend reading Toland’s book prior to attempting Shirer. Toland’s book can, at times, be boring. This is true of the latter stages of Hitler’s rise to political power in Germany. In this regard, Shirer’s book is more boring than Toland’s! The admirable part of Hitler’s life, his early years as a tramp, and his escape from that existence, is best told by Toland. Shirer condenses this part of Hitler’s life.
However, Toland, and books by others that I’ve read, failed to note the true origin of Hitler’s racial animus. ( Mentioned above. ) It’s easy to write off Hitler as a spawn of Satan. In fact, he was an ordinary person, who was subjected to ordinary stresses. That he murdered so many, as a result, should be a warning to us all. Hitler is more than a figure in history. Hitler could be next door. The stresses that shaped Hitler continue to be endemic. They won’t disappear in our lifetimes.
The next time you decide that a movie, or book, is exciting, ask yourself if it’s because there’s a Hitlerian figure in the story. A movie with no Hitlerian figure may well be boring. That says something about ourselves as a predator species.
SURVIVING Disaster
Ukraine may be invaded by Russia. From a distance, one thinks of the dangers of gunfire and bombs. However, there are everyday troubles. I once lived through a typhoon. In its aftermath, our family had no water for six days. We had no electricity for 28 days. I can still summon the number of days that our family was deprived of these necessities, even though it was 46 years ago.
Some tips:
1. Have as much water as possible.
2. If you think you’re going to lose your access to water, fill all of your bathtubs with water.
Our family had four people, and two bathtubs. We bathed in the same bathtub water until we could no longer bear it.
If it rains, bathe in the rain. ( This is, sadly, impossible in Ukraine, where it’s winter. )
If you have a spot where water gushes down off of your building, use that as your shower. Rain, by itself, isn’t necessarily strong enough to serve as a shower.
3. You’ll need water, from somewhere, to flush your toilet. Pour the water into the tank at the back of your toilet. If you live near the ocean, or near snow, use it to fill your toilet’s tank.
4. If you lose your electricity, everything in your refrigerator will start to rot. The same is true of everything in your freezer.
5. Buy food that doesn’t require refrigeration. However, if you have no gas and electricity, your oven won’t work. ( Your microwave also won’t work. )
Make sure you have a can opener.
6. Buy a Coleman stove to cook. Buy a Coleman lantern so you can see when it’s dark. Buy fuel for both.
7. But lots of candles and matches. You’ll need them when you leave the vicinity of the Coleman lantern, in your dark house.
8. If you have a fireplace, get wood. You won’t have heat if you lose your gas and electricity.
Wood doesn’t readily combust. Have items like newspapers on hand to get the wood burning.
9. Without electricity, you’ll have nothing but books to keep your mind occupied. You’ll need light to read at night.
10. Get a radio, and batteries for it.
11. Buy a gun and ammunition. Buy items to clean and maintain your gun.
In a movie about domestic deprivation, a gun is fired in the last act. It’s fired once, and the evildoer dies. In a situation of actual turmoil, violence could persist for days. You may need to use your gun repeatedly.
Can you hit what you’re aiming at?
Do you know how to disassemble, clean, and reassemble your gun?
12. A gun is loud! Get ear protectors and safety glasses.
RUSSIAN Invasion ROUTES
Ukraine is surrounded on three sides by Russia. If Russia invades Ukraine, it may do so not just from its own country, but from Belarus.
A web page, by Reuters, shows the various invasion routes that Russia might use. These are depicted as maps.
Some boring photographs are on this web page. However, if you keep scrolling down, you’ll see every map.
Reuters is, traditionally, a very reliable Western news source.
Web link:
https://graphics.reuters.com/RUSSIA-UKRAINE/dwpkrkwkgvm/
Reuters web page title: “On the edge of war”.
ONLY Fans’ CENSORED Words
The website Only Fans censors the English language. However, I doubt that Only Fans manages to censor every language.
Only Fans does not provide a list of banned words. I’ve had the misfortune of accumulating a list of words that Only Fans doesn’t allow. They are as follows:
piss
young
forced
meet
cp
toilet
As you can see, it’s impossible to use Only Fans to report on the world. Censorship by Only Fans strengthens the hand of those who wish to damn it.
DESPERATELY Seeking Kay J!
I follow Kay J on Only Fans. Sometimes, I wonder where she’s gone. This is so when she hasn’t posted something on Only Fans in awhile.
Recently, I learned that I can track Kay quite closely. At least, when she’s on Only Fans. This method will work for anyone on Only Fans, including someone who’s just a customer, and has never posted anything.
Here’s how:
1. Go to the Only Fans web site.
2. You arrive at your “HOME” page.
3. Look at your Only Fans sidebar. It’s on the left side of your iPad’s screen. Here, you’ll see “Messages”.
4. Tap on “Messages”. The following appears near the center of your iPad’s screen: “MESSAGES”.
5. I only subscribe to two entities: Kay J, and OnlyFans itself.
NOTE: Only Fans does not work like You Tube. On You Tube, you can visit each girl’s channel in turn. On Only Fans, the content of anyone whom you subscribe to comes flooding into your HOME page. It becomes impossible to study a particular girl’s content. That’s because her content becomes intermingled with the content of every other girl whom you subscribe to.
6. Under “MESSAGES”, tap on Kay J.
Sometimes, you’re taken to an area that asks you to start a new message.
Sometimes, you’re taken to your prior message thread with Kay J. I always keep tapping until I’m taken to my prior message thread with Kay J.
At either destination, look to the top of your iPad’s screen. Small type will tell you when Kay was last on Only Fans.
Example: I’m at my prior message thread with Kay. I look to the top of my iPad’s screen. Here, it says, “Kay J”. Under “Kay J”, the following is written:
“Last seen 1 hour ago”.
Since learning of this method, I’ve discovered the following. Kay lives on Only Fans! I’ll often find that she was last on Only Fans just seconds, or minutes, ago. Sometimes, she’s “Available Now”. However, I get the feeling that Kay’s presence on Only Fans, with regard to males, is primarily economic. Don’t expect a personal message from her unless you’re willing to send her some money. ( Right now. )
( You won’t have any access to Kay, on Only Fans, until you pay to subscribe to her Only Fans web site. )
You can message Kay whenever you like. I figure she has, at most, 30 fans. She’ll likely read your message. She’ll also likely read your publicly posted comment. She’s indulged my occasional critical message and comment. Just don’t expect her to answer you.
I don’t know how proficient Kay is in English. As I reported in ARSE, your messages, and comments, to Kay may be answered by the father of her son. ( Responding as Kay. )
NOTE: A customer can choose the setting “Invisible” if he doesn’t want anyone to know that he’s on Only Fans.
AND IN THE END…
“The earliest mediums of exchange were articles universally in demand, which anyone would take in payment: … in such traffic … eight ponies equaled a wife.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 514. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
ARCANA
1. In a quote by Shirer, I changed “World War I” to “World War One” for readability.
2. Kay J’s Only Fans web site: ukaybb. ( No period. )
Kay is also on Instagram and Twitter.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. BO, Book Observations, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is BO, Book Observations, issue number 25
Arcana: This is BO, Book Observations, issue number 25, version 1.0
Date Written: January 27, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Tucker: No Intervention in Delaware!
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ET 144
Editorial Thunder presents...
Tucker: No Intervention in Delaware!
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Plus: Don’t marry this!
And: Hope springs eternal.
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TUCKER: No INTERVENTION in DELAWARE!
Look at a map of the United States. Do you see Delaware? Of course you don’t. Delaware is a small, insignificant state. The best thing to come out of Delaware is Joe Biden, and we definitely don’t need him.
Have you ever been ripped off by a company? Did you find out where it was incorporated? Probably, the company was incorporated in Delaware. That’s further proof that Delaware, to the extent that it matters at all, is a liability.
America doesn’t need more liabilities. It’s said that Russia may soon invade Delaware. I say, Russia can have that small, worthless state. Washington D.C. isn’t in Delaware. New York City isn’t in Delaware. Hollywood isn’t in Delaware. If Russia invades Delaware, what will it get? Nothing of value.
America fought in Afghanistan. America lost. American fought in Vietnam. America lost. Do we need to fight in Delaware too, and lose again?
Some people will claim that I’m a stooge for Russia. To that, I say: if I’m a stooge, then so is Laura Ingrate. That’s because Laura Ingrate agrees with me. The United States has about as much use for Delaware as it does for Ukraine. Or, for that matter, for Moldova, the Baltic states, the Balkans, Poland, the Eiffel Tower, and Prince Andrew of England.
Consider this: if Russia conquers Delaware, you’ll still be able to watch Hollywood movies. You’ll still be able to get kicked out of Fakebook. You’ll still be stuck watching Joe Biden on T.V., assuming he’s not in Delaware when Russia conquers it.
Life will go on as before. The residents of Delaware will get to be bilingual, since they’ll have to learn Russian. Face it. As a people, we’re too insular. It will benefit those in Delaware to learn about Russian ways.
Our children will benefit. With Russia owning most of the world, you won’t have to force your kid to learn a foreign language. She’ll need to, since her boyfriend may well be a Russian. Anyway, Walt Disney said, “It’s a small world, after all!” When Russia owns most of the planet, our world will indeed be small. Until, that is, we all become bilingual.
Best of all, when Russia owns all of America, our border problem will be solved. Have you ever heard of Mexicans flooding into Russia? Of course not.
WORD TO THE WISE
If someone criticizes your dress, you can put on a different one.
If someone criticizes your tattoo, you’re stuck with it.
( So don’t get a tattoo. )
OVERHEARD
“I’m counting on future generations to appreciate my genius.”
ARCANA
1. “Tucker” is Tucker Carlson. He hosts Tucker Carlson Tonight on the Fox News Channel. foxnews ( dot ) com.
2. Laura Ingrate hosts The Ingrate Angle on the Fox News Channel. foxnews ( dot ) com.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 144
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 144, version 2.0
Date Written: January 25, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 144
Editorial Thunder presents...
Tucker: No Intervention in Delaware!
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Plus: Don’t marry this!
And: Hope springs eternal.
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TUCKER: No INTERVENTION in DELAWARE!
Look at a map of the United States. Do you see Delaware? Of course you don’t. Delaware is a small, insignificant state. The best thing to come out of Delaware is Joe Biden, and we definitely don’t need him.
Have you ever been ripped off by a company? Did you find out where it was incorporated? Probably, the company was incorporated in Delaware. That’s further proof that Delaware, to the extent that it matters at all, is a liability.
America doesn’t need more liabilities. It’s said that Russia may soon invade Delaware. I say, Russia can have that small, worthless state. Washington D.C. isn’t in Delaware. New York City isn’t in Delaware. Hollywood isn’t in Delaware. If Russia invades Delaware, what will it get? Nothing of value.
America fought in Afghanistan. America lost. American fought in Vietnam. America lost. Do we need to fight in Delaware too, and lose again?
Some people will claim that I’m a stooge for Russia. To that, I say: if I’m a stooge, then so is Laura Ingrate. That’s because Laura Ingrate agrees with me. The United States has about as much use for Delaware as it does for Ukraine. Or, for that matter, for Moldova, the Baltic states, the Balkans, Poland, the Eiffel Tower, and Prince Andrew of England.
Consider this: if Russia conquers Delaware, you’ll still be able to watch Hollywood movies. You’ll still be able to get kicked out of Fakebook. You’ll still be stuck watching Joe Biden on T.V., assuming he’s not in Delaware when Russia conquers it.
Life will go on as before. The residents of Delaware will get to be bilingual, since they’ll have to learn Russian. Face it. As a people, we’re too insular. It will benefit those in Delaware to learn about Russian ways.
Our children will benefit. With Russia owning most of the world, you won’t have to force your kid to learn a foreign language. She’ll need to, since her boyfriend may well be a Russian. Anyway, Walt Disney said, “It’s a small world, after all!” When Russia owns most of the planet, our world will indeed be small. Until, that is, we all become bilingual.
Best of all, when Russia owns all of America, our border problem will be solved. Have you ever heard of Mexicans flooding into Russia? Of course not.
WORD TO THE WISE
If someone criticizes your dress, you can put on a different one.
If someone criticizes your tattoo, you’re stuck with it.
( So don’t get a tattoo. )
OVERHEARD
“I’m counting on future generations to appreciate my genius.”
ARCANA
1. “Tucker” is Tucker Carlson. He hosts Tucker Carlson Tonight on the Fox News Channel. foxnews ( dot ) com.
2. Laura Ingrate hosts The Ingrate Angle on the Fox News Channel. foxnews ( dot ) com.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 144
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 144, version 2.0
Date Written: January 25, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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How to Crop a Photo in Picsart
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AI 27
Apple Info presents...
How to Crop a Photo in Picsart
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Plus: Diagnosis of a weak government.
And: How to kill your neighbor’s loud music.
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HOW to CROP a PHOTO in PICSART
by Andrew Roller
I have a photo editing app on my Apple iPad. It’s called “Picsart”. I got it for free in the Apple “App Store” app.
I have used a number of photo editing apps. Unfortunately, each app only let me use it for free a few times. Then, the app ceased to allow me to use it. The app wanted to me to pay them for continued use. So, I trashed the app.
( I did not sign up for any “free trial”, with regard to these apps. I simply launched each app, and used it. )
So far, Picsart has not required me to pay them. They’d like me to pay them, but I’ve declined. I have not signed up for a “free trial” with Picsart.
Over about 2 1/2 years, I’ve accumulated free photos of beautiful young girls on the internet. I like to have a cover photo for each issue of my blog. I like the cover photo to be of a beautiful young girl.
Sometimes, I need to brighten a girl’s photo. Apple’s “Photos” app allows me to do this. “Edit” > [ magic wand icon ].
If I slide a photo to the left and right in “Photos”, and screenshot it, I can crop it - to some extent. However, sometimes, I need a photo editing app to crop a photo. Currently, to do that, I use Picsart.
Here’s how to crop a photo in Picsart.
1. Launch Picsart. ( If you can’t find the app, but the App Store tells you that it’s on your iPad, put your finger in the center of your iPad’s screen. Now, swipe down. An informational box will appear. In this box, type in “Picsart”. The Picsart icon will appear. Tap on it. It will launch. )
( Or: in the App Store, type in “Picsart”. Type this in the App Store’s “Search” field. “Picsart” will appear. The App Store will tell you that Picsart is “OPEN”. Tap on “OPEN”. That will launch Picsart. )
( Picsart is now launched. )
NOTE: Look at “The Dock” ( the horizontal bar ) at the bottom of your iPad’s screen. A copy of the Picsart icon, that is on your iPad, is now in The Dock. You can turn this copy of the Picsart icon into the actual Picsart icon. Simply slide it out of The Dock, using your finger. Put it on your iPad’s ( actual ) Home Screen. Your Picsart icon is now in a place where you can easily find it. You won’t have hunt for it on your iPad’s many Home Screens.
You may have trouble remembering the name “The Dock”. Here’s a way to never forget it. Call it “The Cock”, and think of me. However, to quote Wayne Kramer, of the band MC5, “Girls only!”
2. You are looking at the Picsart app’s home page. It is titled, “Picsart”.
3. Here, look to the bottom of your iPad’s screen. A horizontal bar is here. It holds five icons. The center icon is a purple circle. It has a white plus sign in it.
4. Tap on the purple circle.
5. A new page appears. It is titled, “Create”. Look toward the top right corner of your iPad’s screen. The word “Proceed” is here. It is written in purple. Tap on “Proceed”.
6. An informational box appears. It is accessing your “Photos” app. NOTE: In this informational box, you can go to “Photos”, or to “Albums”. ( Both are in your “Photos” app. )
7. Here’s a trick. Before you launch “Picsart”, find the photo that you want to work on. Screenshot it. This will put it at the end of your photo roll, in your “Photos” app. ( In the “Library” section of “Photos”. ) You always have ready access to something that you just took a screenshot of.
8. You are looking at the informational box in “Picsart”. Find the photo that you want to work on. Tap on it. Your photo is now highlighted by a blue circle.
9. Look to the upper right corner of the informational box. Here, tap on the word “Done”.
10. Ta Dah! The informational box disappears. You are returned to the page, in Picsart, called “Create”. Your photo of a naked young beauty, at an orgy, is now in Picsart! ( Right next to your photo honoring an insurrectionist. )
11. Tap on the photo ( of the naked young beauty, at an orgy ). The photo expands! It fills ( most of ) your iPad’s screen.
12. Look to the bottom of your iPad’s screen. A horizontal menu bar is here. It holds many icons. On the left side of this bar, the second icon is called, “Tools”.
13. Tap on “Tools”. An informational box appears. It holds many icons. The first icon is called, “Crop”.
14. Tap on “Crop”. Your photo reduces in size. ( This does not alter your photo in any way. ) A grid now lies over your photo. Using your finger, adjust the grid to your satisfaction. The purpose of “Crop” is to remove unwanted items. ( For instance, the half dozen erect cocks, in your photo, that are aimed at the naked young beauty, who’s at the orgy. )
15. Did you get rid of all of those pesky penises? Great! Look at the top right corner of your iPad’s screen. The word “Apply” is here.
16. Tap on “Apply”.
17. Your photo is altered! The penises are gone! Only the naked young beauty remains.
18. Look to the top right corner of your iPad’s screen. The word “Next” is here.
19. Tap on “Next”. An informational box appears. It’s titled “Share to”. A number of icons are displayed. My advice: Get your photo into your Photos app first. You’re probably very familiar with Photos. Then you can make further use of your photo, when the spirit moves you.
20. Tap on the photos icon in the informational box. ( In Picsart ).
21. An informational box ( briefly ) appears. It reads, “Saved to Photos”.
22. You are returned to the informational box. It is the informational box that is titled, “Share to”. NOTE: You can use this box to share your ( cropped ) photo with others. However, that’s beyond the scope of this article.
23. Look to the top right corner of the informational box. The word “Done” is here. It’s written in purple. Tap on “Done”.
24. A new informational box appears. It contains advertisements. Look to the top left corner of this informational box. An icon is here. It is a white circle. It has a black “X” in it. Tap on the black “X”.
25. You are returned to the Picsart app’s home page.
I hope Picsart lets me continue to use their app for free. If I’m ever to do fancy photo editing, it will take time. I’ll need the time to learn what to do. If Picsart demands money from me, before I know how to use their app well, I’ll trash their app.
( I won’t be doing fancy photo editing with regard to any girl’s photo. I keep each photo of a girl in its natural state. However, sometimes, a girl’s photo needs to be made brighter. It often needs to be cropped. That’s because these photos are from ‘the wild’. It’s common for the photo to have extraneous material beyond the image of the girl, and her natural background. )
Picsart is the best photo editing app that I’ve used, so far. It’s also the most complicated. However, it’s easy to use, once you’re familiar with it.
AND IN THE END…
A government that is strong, and confident, doesn’t run around grabbing people out of their homes, and calling them “insurrectionists”.
That’s what a weak, failing government does.
ARCANA
1. “Girls only!” In a live performance of MC5’s song, “I Want You Right Now”, Kramer amends his statement, “I want alla you”, to “Girls”. ( Available on Apple’s app “Music”. )
“I Want You Right Now” dates from the ( great ) American year of 1969. You can still use it to kill your neighbor’s loud music. ( I’ve only heard the live version. )
A reference from literature:
“What finally brought me to the brink was the recent acquisition of a boom box by the family that lived across the road. [ They began to play, continually, ‘La Macarena’. This happened every day. ] …
“I wondered if I could simply walk across the road and kindly ask the neighbors to shut the fucking music off. … [ He could not. He did, however, eventually acquire his own musical arsenal. ]
“I turned up the volume. For ten glorious minutes, Tarawa was bathed in the melancholic sounds of Miles Davis. Tiabo stood shocked. Her eyes were closed. Her fingers plugged her ears. I had high hopes that the entire neighborhood was doing likewise.
“Finally, I turned it off. I listened to the breakers. I heard the rustling of the palm fronds. A pig squealed. But I did not hear ‘La Macarena’.
“Victory.”
- The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific. By J. Maarten Troost. Pages 91, 93, and 108. Amazon Kindle. ( Slightly edited, for readability. )
2. Picsart is not an Apple app. However, since I discuss Apple’s “Photos” app in this issue, I decided to make this an issue of AI, Apple Info. I’m also, probably, broadening the scope of AI, Apple Info, to include non-Apple products. That’s because I use an Apple iPad.
The “headline article” is the article that determines what a given issue is called: AI, Apple Info, or ET, Editorial Thunder, etc.
3. The app discussed in this issue is Picsart, not Picfart. ( Unless Joe Biden is using it. )
Also, one “crops” a photo. One does not “crap” a photo. ( Unless Joe Biden is doing it. )
Since I mentioned Joke Bidet, I suppose I should add the following:
Wear a mask! Wash your hands! Socially distance! Vaccines work! No one needs therapeutics! There is no such thing as natural immunity! The federal government is out of options with regard to COVID! New federal vaccine mandates are needed!
Pass my “Cheater’s Rights” voting bill!
My next news conference will be four hours long! ( Since I wear diapers. )
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. AI, Apple Info, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
I post comments at Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com web site: ukaybb. ( No period. ) Tap on the “dialogue bubble”, under a given photo of Kay, to read the comments.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is AI, Apple Info, issue number 27
Arcana: This is AI, Apple Info, issue number 27, version 1.0
Date Written: January 23, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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AI 27
Apple Info presents...
How to Crop a Photo in Picsart
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Plus: Diagnosis of a weak government.
And: How to kill your neighbor’s loud music.
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HOW to CROP a PHOTO in PICSART
by Andrew Roller
I have a photo editing app on my Apple iPad. It’s called “Picsart”. I got it for free in the Apple “App Store” app.
I have used a number of photo editing apps. Unfortunately, each app only let me use it for free a few times. Then, the app ceased to allow me to use it. The app wanted to me to pay them for continued use. So, I trashed the app.
( I did not sign up for any “free trial”, with regard to these apps. I simply launched each app, and used it. )
So far, Picsart has not required me to pay them. They’d like me to pay them, but I’ve declined. I have not signed up for a “free trial” with Picsart.
Over about 2 1/2 years, I’ve accumulated free photos of beautiful young girls on the internet. I like to have a cover photo for each issue of my blog. I like the cover photo to be of a beautiful young girl.
Sometimes, I need to brighten a girl’s photo. Apple’s “Photos” app allows me to do this. “Edit” > [ magic wand icon ].
If I slide a photo to the left and right in “Photos”, and screenshot it, I can crop it - to some extent. However, sometimes, I need a photo editing app to crop a photo. Currently, to do that, I use Picsart.
Here’s how to crop a photo in Picsart.
1. Launch Picsart. ( If you can’t find the app, but the App Store tells you that it’s on your iPad, put your finger in the center of your iPad’s screen. Now, swipe down. An informational box will appear. In this box, type in “Picsart”. The Picsart icon will appear. Tap on it. It will launch. )
( Or: in the App Store, type in “Picsart”. Type this in the App Store’s “Search” field. “Picsart” will appear. The App Store will tell you that Picsart is “OPEN”. Tap on “OPEN”. That will launch Picsart. )
( Picsart is now launched. )
NOTE: Look at “The Dock” ( the horizontal bar ) at the bottom of your iPad’s screen. A copy of the Picsart icon, that is on your iPad, is now in The Dock. You can turn this copy of the Picsart icon into the actual Picsart icon. Simply slide it out of The Dock, using your finger. Put it on your iPad’s ( actual ) Home Screen. Your Picsart icon is now in a place where you can easily find it. You won’t have hunt for it on your iPad’s many Home Screens.
You may have trouble remembering the name “The Dock”. Here’s a way to never forget it. Call it “The Cock”, and think of me. However, to quote Wayne Kramer, of the band MC5, “Girls only!”
2. You are looking at the Picsart app’s home page. It is titled, “Picsart”.
3. Here, look to the bottom of your iPad’s screen. A horizontal bar is here. It holds five icons. The center icon is a purple circle. It has a white plus sign in it.
4. Tap on the purple circle.
5. A new page appears. It is titled, “Create”. Look toward the top right corner of your iPad’s screen. The word “Proceed” is here. It is written in purple. Tap on “Proceed”.
6. An informational box appears. It is accessing your “Photos” app. NOTE: In this informational box, you can go to “Photos”, or to “Albums”. ( Both are in your “Photos” app. )
7. Here’s a trick. Before you launch “Picsart”, find the photo that you want to work on. Screenshot it. This will put it at the end of your photo roll, in your “Photos” app. ( In the “Library” section of “Photos”. ) You always have ready access to something that you just took a screenshot of.
8. You are looking at the informational box in “Picsart”. Find the photo that you want to work on. Tap on it. Your photo is now highlighted by a blue circle.
9. Look to the upper right corner of the informational box. Here, tap on the word “Done”.
10. Ta Dah! The informational box disappears. You are returned to the page, in Picsart, called “Create”. Your photo of a naked young beauty, at an orgy, is now in Picsart! ( Right next to your photo honoring an insurrectionist. )
11. Tap on the photo ( of the naked young beauty, at an orgy ). The photo expands! It fills ( most of ) your iPad’s screen.
12. Look to the bottom of your iPad’s screen. A horizontal menu bar is here. It holds many icons. On the left side of this bar, the second icon is called, “Tools”.
13. Tap on “Tools”. An informational box appears. It holds many icons. The first icon is called, “Crop”.
14. Tap on “Crop”. Your photo reduces in size. ( This does not alter your photo in any way. ) A grid now lies over your photo. Using your finger, adjust the grid to your satisfaction. The purpose of “Crop” is to remove unwanted items. ( For instance, the half dozen erect cocks, in your photo, that are aimed at the naked young beauty, who’s at the orgy. )
15. Did you get rid of all of those pesky penises? Great! Look at the top right corner of your iPad’s screen. The word “Apply” is here.
16. Tap on “Apply”.
17. Your photo is altered! The penises are gone! Only the naked young beauty remains.
18. Look to the top right corner of your iPad’s screen. The word “Next” is here.
19. Tap on “Next”. An informational box appears. It’s titled “Share to”. A number of icons are displayed. My advice: Get your photo into your Photos app first. You’re probably very familiar with Photos. Then you can make further use of your photo, when the spirit moves you.
20. Tap on the photos icon in the informational box. ( In Picsart ).
21. An informational box ( briefly ) appears. It reads, “Saved to Photos”.
22. You are returned to the informational box. It is the informational box that is titled, “Share to”. NOTE: You can use this box to share your ( cropped ) photo with others. However, that’s beyond the scope of this article.
23. Look to the top right corner of the informational box. The word “Done” is here. It’s written in purple. Tap on “Done”.
24. A new informational box appears. It contains advertisements. Look to the top left corner of this informational box. An icon is here. It is a white circle. It has a black “X” in it. Tap on the black “X”.
25. You are returned to the Picsart app’s home page.
I hope Picsart lets me continue to use their app for free. If I’m ever to do fancy photo editing, it will take time. I’ll need the time to learn what to do. If Picsart demands money from me, before I know how to use their app well, I’ll trash their app.
( I won’t be doing fancy photo editing with regard to any girl’s photo. I keep each photo of a girl in its natural state. However, sometimes, a girl’s photo needs to be made brighter. It often needs to be cropped. That’s because these photos are from ‘the wild’. It’s common for the photo to have extraneous material beyond the image of the girl, and her natural background. )
Picsart is the best photo editing app that I’ve used, so far. It’s also the most complicated. However, it’s easy to use, once you’re familiar with it.
AND IN THE END…
A government that is strong, and confident, doesn’t run around grabbing people out of their homes, and calling them “insurrectionists”.
That’s what a weak, failing government does.
ARCANA
1. “Girls only!” In a live performance of MC5’s song, “I Want You Right Now”, Kramer amends his statement, “I want alla you”, to “Girls”. ( Available on Apple’s app “Music”. )
“I Want You Right Now” dates from the ( great ) American year of 1969. You can still use it to kill your neighbor’s loud music. ( I’ve only heard the live version. )
A reference from literature:
“What finally brought me to the brink was the recent acquisition of a boom box by the family that lived across the road. [ They began to play, continually, ‘La Macarena’. This happened every day. ] …
“I wondered if I could simply walk across the road and kindly ask the neighbors to shut the fucking music off. … [ He could not. He did, however, eventually acquire his own musical arsenal. ]
“I turned up the volume. For ten glorious minutes, Tarawa was bathed in the melancholic sounds of Miles Davis. Tiabo stood shocked. Her eyes were closed. Her fingers plugged her ears. I had high hopes that the entire neighborhood was doing likewise.
“Finally, I turned it off. I listened to the breakers. I heard the rustling of the palm fronds. A pig squealed. But I did not hear ‘La Macarena’.
“Victory.”
- The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific. By J. Maarten Troost. Pages 91, 93, and 108. Amazon Kindle. ( Slightly edited, for readability. )
2. Picsart is not an Apple app. However, since I discuss Apple’s “Photos” app in this issue, I decided to make this an issue of AI, Apple Info. I’m also, probably, broadening the scope of AI, Apple Info, to include non-Apple products. That’s because I use an Apple iPad.
The “headline article” is the article that determines what a given issue is called: AI, Apple Info, or ET, Editorial Thunder, etc.
3. The app discussed in this issue is Picsart, not Picfart. ( Unless Joe Biden is using it. )
Also, one “crops” a photo. One does not “crap” a photo. ( Unless Joe Biden is doing it. )
Since I mentioned Joke Bidet, I suppose I should add the following:
Wear a mask! Wash your hands! Socially distance! Vaccines work! No one needs therapeutics! There is no such thing as natural immunity! The federal government is out of options with regard to COVID! New federal vaccine mandates are needed!
Pass my “Cheater’s Rights” voting bill!
My next news conference will be four hours long! ( Since I wear diapers. )
——————————————————————————————————————————
Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. AI, Apple Info, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
I post comments at Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com web site: ukaybb. ( No period. ) Tap on the “dialogue bubble”, under a given photo of Kay, to read the comments.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is AI, Apple Info, issue number 27
Arcana: This is AI, Apple Info, issue number 27, version 1.0
Date Written: January 23, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Commie Land
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Plus: Duolingo: How to beat the competition in “Leagues”.
And: Defining a “sex offender”.
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COMMIE Land
Utopia wasn’t.
by Andrew Roller
1. “Communism meant bloodshed that was unparalleled in the course of Russian history or, indeed, in the history of any modern nation.”
- Gary Hamburg.
Source: The Rise and Fall of Soviet Communism: A History of 20th-Century Russia. Lecture 1: Nicholas II and the Russian Empire. By Gary Hamburg. The Great Courses. Amazon Audible.
2. “Statistics are the lifeblood of an economy.”
- Gary Hamburg.
Source: Ibid. Circa: Lecture 14: Gorbachev and Perestroika.
The Rise and Fall of Soviet Communism: A History of 20th-Century Russia. By Gary Hamburg. Copyright 1998. Lecture Series. 12 hours. 10 minutes. Includes PDF. The Great Courses. Amazon Audible.
Review: This is an outstanding survey of Russia from 1894 to 1998. In 1894, Czar Nicholas II ascended to the Russian throne. ( “Czar” is based on the Latin word “Caesar”. )
Americans tend to think of “the Russians”. ( As in the 1966 film, “The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming”. ) ( A movie about Russian men ejaculating. Or so Greg Gutfeld would probably claim! )
In fact, “the Russians” are but one ethnicity in a sea of ethnicities. For instance, Russia’s core consists of the following: Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine. Other ethnicities abound. Russia extends from the edge of Europe to the Pacific Ocean.
Joke Bidet would do well to familiarize himself with modern Russian history. You’ll recall his debacle in Afghanistan. Nicholas II lost a war to Japan. That was in 1905. Then, Nicholas did poorly, with his Russian army, in World War One. Two lost wars ended Nicholas’ reign. Lesson to Bidet: If you attempt to defend Ukraine, don’t lose. That would be two lost wars in a row.
Nicholas II, and his family, subsequently met a murderous end. Bidet, hopefully, won’t. We assume that America is more politically stable than Czarist Russia. Except: the summer of 2020 was a sea of riots.
In the case of Russia, a provisional government was formed. It was formed in 1917. The government was headed by a man named Kerensky.
Modernly, a woman once asked her husband about her daughter’s boyfriend. I guess she didn’t like the boyfriend. The husband assured his wife that their daughter’s boyfriend would soon be gone. That is, the boyfriend would soon be gone from their daughter’s life. Of the boyfriend, the father said,
“He’s a Kerensky.”
Kerensky’s government was overthrown by the Communists. That was in late 1917. The Communists formally ended Russia’s participation in World War One in 1918.
Vladimir Lenin was Communist Russia’s George Washington. He was also its first leader.
By 1924, Joseph Stalin was the General Secretary of Russia. That meant, if you needed someone to type your letter, you phoned Stalin.
Actually, Stalin was, in effect, Russia’s Czar. He found Ukraine to be troublesome. So he starved the region, killing nearly four million Ukrainians. That happened in 1932-1933. The next time you hear someone say, “Child molesters! They’re the worst!” I guess they’re forgetting Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, and, frankly, Julius Caesar, who has a far bloodier biography than we like to admit.
( At least the origins of Pol Pot’s name are humorous. He given name was “Pol”. However, he was always smoking marijuana on the toilet. So, he got the nickname “Pol Pot”.
( Or so Greg Gutfeld would probably claim! )
Stalin didn’t content himself with killing his country’s civilians. He murdered most of his army generals. That happened in 1941. Given that Adolf Hitler, in Germany, was his neighbor, this wasn’t a wise thing to do. Especially Since Germany was, at the time, invading Russia!
Hitler invaded Russia in three directions: east. Northeast. Southeast. Had Hitler sent all of his armies directly at Moscow, he could have killed Stalin. He would have defeated Russia, swiftly. ( As Hitler invaded, Stalin was in isolation, getting drunk. )
In the face of the enemy, Hitler divided his armies. He sent some armies toward Moscow. He sent some armies toward Leningrad. ( Now known as Saint Petersburg. ) He sent some armies toward Stalingrad. ( Now known as Volgograd. ) You get the feeling that Hitler wasn’t attacking Leningrad and Stalingrad because of their strategic value, but because of their names.
( Hitler hated Communists. ( He also hated Jews, Ukrainians, Slavs, Blacks, disabled people, and most everyone else. ) )
The German Army was a superb military machine. Sort of like America’s army, today. However, Russia had more people than Germany. By force of numbers, Russia overwhelmed Germany. Joke Bidet would do well to compare America’s population to China’s. ( China has a much larger population than America. )
Russia survived World War Two. So did Stalin. Sadly, Stalin’s success, in World War Two, guaranteed that he would remain in power in Russia. He was boasting of new murderous plans, against his countrymen, when he died.
According to Google, Stalin was poisoned by one of his senior bodyguards. Not by an aging Trump voter, who wandered into the Kremlin, but by a trusted protector.
After Stalin’s death, a power struggle ensued. It was between top Russian officials. The winner was Nikita Khrushchev. Khrushchev was born near the present Ukrainian border. I’ve heard him described as Ukrainian. You’ll recall that Stalin starved Ukraine. So, Khrushchev began a process, in Russia, of “De-Stalinization”.
Khrushchev’s most memorable moment was when he took off his shoe. Pounding it on a table, he told the West, “We will bury you!”
The leaders of Communist Russia who followed Khrushchev are:
1. Leonid Brezhnev. He tended to forget his underpants, and omit to zip up his fly. Invariably, he’d then say, “My, there’s a breeze today!”
( Or so Greg Gutfeld would probably claim! )
2. Nonentities, leading to Mikhail Gorbachev.
Gorbachev wanted to liberalize Russia. Sort of like the Shah of Iran, Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, wanted to liberalize Iran.
( Does every male in the Muslim world have “Mohammad” in his name? You’d think one guy might be named, y’know, “Walt Disney”. )
Both Gorbachev and the Shah lost their jobs, as a result of their attempt at liberalization.
After Gorbachev, Boris Yeltsin became the leader of Russia. At this point, Russia was no longer Communist.
Boris Yeltsin eventually left office. His protege, Vladimir Putin, took over. Putin remains in charge of Russia today. ( Putin’s title, as Russia’s leader, has changed over time. )
Currently, Putin has Army troops in Belarus. It is thought that he intends to use these troops to invade Ukraine. Since I adore contemporary girls in Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine, it’s difficult for me to watch this conflict develop.
FURTHER Reading:
1. To the Finland Station: A Study in the Acting and Writing of History. By Edmund Wilson. Originally published in 1940.
2. Stalin: The Court of the Red Tsar. By Simon Sebag Montefiore. Originally published in 2003.
First Place Again!
Duolingo: How to beat the competition in “Leagues”.
by Andrew Roller
I am continuing to learn the Ukrainian language. I have just relearned how to say “Hello” in Ukrainian. I also relearned that “Hi”, in Ukrainian, doesn’t mean that a girl is disposed to have wild, passionate sex with me. “Hi” means “No”.
In a prior article, I stated the following: “In a given ‘Letters’, don’t advance to the status of ‘Regal’. Once you do, you’ll never get any points out of that ‘Letters’ ever again.” ( Paraphrased. )
( “Letters” is akin to a level. You complete lessons in a “Letters” to advance to the next “Letters”. )
To quote Bill Clinton, regarding my statement, “It was wrong!”
In fact, you can get 30 XP ( Experience Points ) out of each Letters, every day. I’m speaking of each Letters in which you’ve attained the status of Regal.
“Hard Practice”, in a Regal level, will give you 20 points. You can then take “Hard Practice” again, for an additional 10 points. After that, an even “Harder” test is available, in the same Regal level. I’ve never attempted the “Harder” test.
( At some point, the hardness between my legs obliges me to leave Duolingo. )
When you start Duolingo, you can join the “Leagues” for free. In a League, you take timed tests. This is a quick way to earn lots of points.
Unfortunately, I attained an advanced level in Duolingo. As a result, Duolingo now charges me “gems” to join a League. I stopped participating in the Leagues.
( Duolingo’s real goal is for me to become a paid subscriber of Duolingo. ) ( In dollars. )
Duolingo awards gems every day. Every day, that is, that you do a lesson in “Letters”. You get more gems if you watch an ad. However, you always have a limited amount of gems. I was loath to spend what I had, since I’d soon run out.
I told myself that I’d do Duolingo for an hour a day. At first, this worked. I wasn’t participating in the Leagues ( timed tests ), but I was still earning a decent amount of points. I wasn’t earning enough points to win in a League. However, I was still managing to get promoted each week.
( You’re in a League whether you boycott it or not. You must be a “top ten” finisher in a League to advance to a new, higher League in Duolingo. )
You can guess what soon happened. Feeling isolated, I quit doing much Duolingo. Instead of doing an hour a day, I did five minutes a day. I wasn’t earning many points.
Instead of being promoted to a new League, I was demoted. I was dumped back into a League that I’d already passed through. Think of it as being demoted back to the fifth grade, from the sixth grade. ( Though, in a real school, you’d then meet younger girls! )
I didn’t care that I was being demoted. I managed to stay in the ‘fifth grade’, but I didn’t advance. Eventually, I wound up in a lazy ass version of the ‘fifth grade’.
Ordinarily, to win in a League, you need to earn 4,000 points in one week. I wound up in a League where the top person had 300 points. He was in first place with 300 points.
A League ends at 7:00 p.m. on Sunday night. ( Pacific Time. ) The top three finishers in a League get gems as prizes. A new League begins, immediately, at 7:00 p.m. You must complete a lesson, in Letters, to join your new League.
It was Sunday morning. My Duolingo skills were rusty, but I knew I was still a top performer. I could have spent my gems to compete in a League. However, I didn’t. Why? I told myself the following:
“I could jump in now, and start earning points. However, that will just inspire everyone else in the League to do the same.”
Instead, I slept on Sunday. I awoke at 5:00 p.m. The top guy in my League had 600 points. I figured I couldn’t catch him, but I might catch the guy who was in third place. So, I spent some gems. I began to compete by doing timed tests.
( Note: For some reason, Duolingo advertises its timed tests, on this hour on Sunday, as being a “Ramp Up Challenge”. In fact, at 5:00 p.m. on Sunday, the “Ramp Up Challenge” switches to a timed test challenge. You can earn many points in the timed tests. You can’t earn much in the “Ramp Up Challenge”. )
I was no longer low on gems. I had an abundance of gems. That’s because, for the prior month, I’d always done at least one lesson in Duolingo. I’d always earned extra gems by watching their ad.
Soon, taking the timed tests, I gained on the guy in third place. He saw me coming. He got his butt moving. I passed him anyway. The guy in second place was asleep. ( Figuratively, if not actually. ) I passed him.
Then, I passed the guy in first place. I’ll call him Bidet. I was happy. Except: Bidet wasn’t. He saw that I’d passed him!
A race ensued. Spending more gems, I managed to stay ahead of Bidet. I finished number one in the Ruby League.
At this point, it was 7:00 p.m. on Sunday. The Ruby League was at an end. I was now in the Emerald League.
To join the Emerald League, in Leagues, I had to complete a lesson in Letters. I did. I joined the Emerald League. To my shock, I was not at the top of the Emerald League. I’d gotten 10 points by completing a lesson in Letters. However, the number one guy in the Emerald League had 90 points! I was sure that he’d cheated.
Eventually, I figured out what he’d done. He’d completed most of a lesson in Letters. At 7:00 p.m., he’d finished his lesson in Letters. I guess he only had to answer one question in Letters to finish his lesson. Then, he’d jumped into the Emerald League. It’s possible to earn 40 points in a timed test. So, the guy had 10 points from Letters. He then earned 40 points each, in two timed tests. That had put him in first place in the Emerald League. ( The contest continues for a week. Others soon passed him. )
I’ve stated that I felt isolated in Duolingo. That isn’t quite true. I’m delighted to say that I received encouragement from a beautiful young girl. I also regularly encouraged her. In addition, I encouraged other young, beautiful girls, including one who mostly keeps changing her name in Duolingo. She’s currently “Bunny Lover”. Her current avatar has rabbit ears, and a rabbit on top of her head. ( The beauty who encourages me has butterflies in her hair. )
Thanks to the encouragement I’ve gotten, I’m determined to do Duolingo for an hour a day. The hardness between my legs is just going to have to go neglected for an hour a day.
AND IN THE END…
FROM miscegenation TO fags TO pedophiles
“A sex offender is whatever the state says it is.”
ARCANA
1. A Russian word can be translated into English in a variety of ways. Hence: Czar, Tsar, and Tzar are all the same. Neil Cavuto, of Fox News, recommends the following translation for Czar: Neil Cavuto.
2. Bill Clinton: “It was wrong!”. Clinton said this with regard to his relationship with Monica Lewdinsky. Lewdinsky was 22 years old at the time. If you find yourself in Bill’s situation, I recommend saying the following:
“She’s a wonderful person. I enjoy being with her.”
Some men conquered Gaul. Some men stormed the beaches of Normandy. Bill didn’t have the guts to say that he liked a young woman.
Thankfully, Clinton later atoned for his sin. According to news reports, he flew a number of times, on Jeffrey Epstein’s “Lolita Express”, to “Orgy Island”.
Salvation is possible, with persistence!
3. In reporting on my experience in Duolingo, I have rounded the point totals that others, and I, achieved. That is, Bidet had more than 600 points. I don’t recall the exact amount of points that he had.
4. I definitely have beautiful friends in Duolingo. A male Duolingo participant chose to follow all of the beauties that I’m following!
5. Google search term, regarding Stalin’s death: “how did stalin die”.
6. Stalin kills his own generals as Germany invades Russia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1941_Red_Army_Purge
7. Khrushchev: “We will bury you.”:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_will_bury_you
AND
https://medium.com/exploring-history/we-will-bury-you-how-a-mistranslation-almost-started-ww3-4a285162e2b9
8. Medium is an app. As a result, it offered no ‘browser link’ for me to copy. Solution: I looked to the top right corner of my iPad’s screen. I tapped the following icon:
A box. It has an arrow sticking out of the top of it.
The icon allowed me to save the page in Medium to my Safari browser. Then, I was able to copy the browser’s page into the program “Documents”, by Readdle.
“Documents”, by Readdle, is available at the Apple app store. The free, basic version is very useful.
9. Greg Gutfeld is the host of “Gutfeld!” on the Fox News Channel. I recommend his video:
“Gutfeld: Dancing around on TikTok could make you more [ money ] than a CEO”.
Two sisters, one age 17, and another age 20, have made $27 million dollars with their TikTok videos. The sisters are at the following TikTok channel: Charlidamelio. ( No period. )
They’re awesome! If I’d been able to catch them when they were younger, I might be a fan. However, I don’t follow girls who are their age. Seventeen is too old for me. Even if I did subscribe to “Seventeen” magazine, until it ceased publication.
( “Seventeen” never sent me their final issue, despite the fact that I’d paid for it! )
Google reports that “Seventeen” was for girls age 10 and up. But not for girls under age 9.
Reference:
https://www.google.com/search?q=is+seventeen+magazine+still+published&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari
I guess I’d better hide my “Seventeen” magazines, if any 8-year-old girls come by!
( Or so Greg Gutfeld would probably claim! )
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I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 143
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 143, version 2.0
Date Written: January 18, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 143
Editorial Thunder presents...
Commie Land
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Plus: Duolingo: How to beat the competition in “Leagues”.
And: Defining a “sex offender”.
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COMMIE Land
Utopia wasn’t.
by Andrew Roller
1. “Communism meant bloodshed that was unparalleled in the course of Russian history or, indeed, in the history of any modern nation.”
- Gary Hamburg.
Source: The Rise and Fall of Soviet Communism: A History of 20th-Century Russia. Lecture 1: Nicholas II and the Russian Empire. By Gary Hamburg. The Great Courses. Amazon Audible.
2. “Statistics are the lifeblood of an economy.”
- Gary Hamburg.
Source: Ibid. Circa: Lecture 14: Gorbachev and Perestroika.
The Rise and Fall of Soviet Communism: A History of 20th-Century Russia. By Gary Hamburg. Copyright 1998. Lecture Series. 12 hours. 10 minutes. Includes PDF. The Great Courses. Amazon Audible.
Review: This is an outstanding survey of Russia from 1894 to 1998. In 1894, Czar Nicholas II ascended to the Russian throne. ( “Czar” is based on the Latin word “Caesar”. )
Americans tend to think of “the Russians”. ( As in the 1966 film, “The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming”. ) ( A movie about Russian men ejaculating. Or so Greg Gutfeld would probably claim! )
In fact, “the Russians” are but one ethnicity in a sea of ethnicities. For instance, Russia’s core consists of the following: Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine. Other ethnicities abound. Russia extends from the edge of Europe to the Pacific Ocean.
Joke Bidet would do well to familiarize himself with modern Russian history. You’ll recall his debacle in Afghanistan. Nicholas II lost a war to Japan. That was in 1905. Then, Nicholas did poorly, with his Russian army, in World War One. Two lost wars ended Nicholas’ reign. Lesson to Bidet: If you attempt to defend Ukraine, don’t lose. That would be two lost wars in a row.
Nicholas II, and his family, subsequently met a murderous end. Bidet, hopefully, won’t. We assume that America is more politically stable than Czarist Russia. Except: the summer of 2020 was a sea of riots.
In the case of Russia, a provisional government was formed. It was formed in 1917. The government was headed by a man named Kerensky.
Modernly, a woman once asked her husband about her daughter’s boyfriend. I guess she didn’t like the boyfriend. The husband assured his wife that their daughter’s boyfriend would soon be gone. That is, the boyfriend would soon be gone from their daughter’s life. Of the boyfriend, the father said,
“He’s a Kerensky.”
Kerensky’s government was overthrown by the Communists. That was in late 1917. The Communists formally ended Russia’s participation in World War One in 1918.
Vladimir Lenin was Communist Russia’s George Washington. He was also its first leader.
By 1924, Joseph Stalin was the General Secretary of Russia. That meant, if you needed someone to type your letter, you phoned Stalin.
Actually, Stalin was, in effect, Russia’s Czar. He found Ukraine to be troublesome. So he starved the region, killing nearly four million Ukrainians. That happened in 1932-1933. The next time you hear someone say, “Child molesters! They’re the worst!” I guess they’re forgetting Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, and, frankly, Julius Caesar, who has a far bloodier biography than we like to admit.
( At least the origins of Pol Pot’s name are humorous. He given name was “Pol”. However, he was always smoking marijuana on the toilet. So, he got the nickname “Pol Pot”.
( Or so Greg Gutfeld would probably claim! )
Stalin didn’t content himself with killing his country’s civilians. He murdered most of his army generals. That happened in 1941. Given that Adolf Hitler, in Germany, was his neighbor, this wasn’t a wise thing to do. Especially Since Germany was, at the time, invading Russia!
Hitler invaded Russia in three directions: east. Northeast. Southeast. Had Hitler sent all of his armies directly at Moscow, he could have killed Stalin. He would have defeated Russia, swiftly. ( As Hitler invaded, Stalin was in isolation, getting drunk. )
In the face of the enemy, Hitler divided his armies. He sent some armies toward Moscow. He sent some armies toward Leningrad. ( Now known as Saint Petersburg. ) He sent some armies toward Stalingrad. ( Now known as Volgograd. ) You get the feeling that Hitler wasn’t attacking Leningrad and Stalingrad because of their strategic value, but because of their names.
( Hitler hated Communists. ( He also hated Jews, Ukrainians, Slavs, Blacks, disabled people, and most everyone else. ) )
The German Army was a superb military machine. Sort of like America’s army, today. However, Russia had more people than Germany. By force of numbers, Russia overwhelmed Germany. Joke Bidet would do well to compare America’s population to China’s. ( China has a much larger population than America. )
Russia survived World War Two. So did Stalin. Sadly, Stalin’s success, in World War Two, guaranteed that he would remain in power in Russia. He was boasting of new murderous plans, against his countrymen, when he died.
According to Google, Stalin was poisoned by one of his senior bodyguards. Not by an aging Trump voter, who wandered into the Kremlin, but by a trusted protector.
After Stalin’s death, a power struggle ensued. It was between top Russian officials. The winner was Nikita Khrushchev. Khrushchev was born near the present Ukrainian border. I’ve heard him described as Ukrainian. You’ll recall that Stalin starved Ukraine. So, Khrushchev began a process, in Russia, of “De-Stalinization”.
Khrushchev’s most memorable moment was when he took off his shoe. Pounding it on a table, he told the West, “We will bury you!”
The leaders of Communist Russia who followed Khrushchev are:
1. Leonid Brezhnev. He tended to forget his underpants, and omit to zip up his fly. Invariably, he’d then say, “My, there’s a breeze today!”
( Or so Greg Gutfeld would probably claim! )
2. Nonentities, leading to Mikhail Gorbachev.
Gorbachev wanted to liberalize Russia. Sort of like the Shah of Iran, Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, wanted to liberalize Iran.
( Does every male in the Muslim world have “Mohammad” in his name? You’d think one guy might be named, y’know, “Walt Disney”. )
Both Gorbachev and the Shah lost their jobs, as a result of their attempt at liberalization.
After Gorbachev, Boris Yeltsin became the leader of Russia. At this point, Russia was no longer Communist.
Boris Yeltsin eventually left office. His protege, Vladimir Putin, took over. Putin remains in charge of Russia today. ( Putin’s title, as Russia’s leader, has changed over time. )
Currently, Putin has Army troops in Belarus. It is thought that he intends to use these troops to invade Ukraine. Since I adore contemporary girls in Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine, it’s difficult for me to watch this conflict develop.
FURTHER Reading:
1. To the Finland Station: A Study in the Acting and Writing of History. By Edmund Wilson. Originally published in 1940.
2. Stalin: The Court of the Red Tsar. By Simon Sebag Montefiore. Originally published in 2003.
First Place Again!
Duolingo: How to beat the competition in “Leagues”.
by Andrew Roller
I am continuing to learn the Ukrainian language. I have just relearned how to say “Hello” in Ukrainian. I also relearned that “Hi”, in Ukrainian, doesn’t mean that a girl is disposed to have wild, passionate sex with me. “Hi” means “No”.
In a prior article, I stated the following: “In a given ‘Letters’, don’t advance to the status of ‘Regal’. Once you do, you’ll never get any points out of that ‘Letters’ ever again.” ( Paraphrased. )
( “Letters” is akin to a level. You complete lessons in a “Letters” to advance to the next “Letters”. )
To quote Bill Clinton, regarding my statement, “It was wrong!”
In fact, you can get 30 XP ( Experience Points ) out of each Letters, every day. I’m speaking of each Letters in which you’ve attained the status of Regal.
“Hard Practice”, in a Regal level, will give you 20 points. You can then take “Hard Practice” again, for an additional 10 points. After that, an even “Harder” test is available, in the same Regal level. I’ve never attempted the “Harder” test.
( At some point, the hardness between my legs obliges me to leave Duolingo. )
When you start Duolingo, you can join the “Leagues” for free. In a League, you take timed tests. This is a quick way to earn lots of points.
Unfortunately, I attained an advanced level in Duolingo. As a result, Duolingo now charges me “gems” to join a League. I stopped participating in the Leagues.
( Duolingo’s real goal is for me to become a paid subscriber of Duolingo. ) ( In dollars. )
Duolingo awards gems every day. Every day, that is, that you do a lesson in “Letters”. You get more gems if you watch an ad. However, you always have a limited amount of gems. I was loath to spend what I had, since I’d soon run out.
I told myself that I’d do Duolingo for an hour a day. At first, this worked. I wasn’t participating in the Leagues ( timed tests ), but I was still earning a decent amount of points. I wasn’t earning enough points to win in a League. However, I was still managing to get promoted each week.
( You’re in a League whether you boycott it or not. You must be a “top ten” finisher in a League to advance to a new, higher League in Duolingo. )
You can guess what soon happened. Feeling isolated, I quit doing much Duolingo. Instead of doing an hour a day, I did five minutes a day. I wasn’t earning many points.
Instead of being promoted to a new League, I was demoted. I was dumped back into a League that I’d already passed through. Think of it as being demoted back to the fifth grade, from the sixth grade. ( Though, in a real school, you’d then meet younger girls! )
I didn’t care that I was being demoted. I managed to stay in the ‘fifth grade’, but I didn’t advance. Eventually, I wound up in a lazy ass version of the ‘fifth grade’.
Ordinarily, to win in a League, you need to earn 4,000 points in one week. I wound up in a League where the top person had 300 points. He was in first place with 300 points.
A League ends at 7:00 p.m. on Sunday night. ( Pacific Time. ) The top three finishers in a League get gems as prizes. A new League begins, immediately, at 7:00 p.m. You must complete a lesson, in Letters, to join your new League.
It was Sunday morning. My Duolingo skills were rusty, but I knew I was still a top performer. I could have spent my gems to compete in a League. However, I didn’t. Why? I told myself the following:
“I could jump in now, and start earning points. However, that will just inspire everyone else in the League to do the same.”
Instead, I slept on Sunday. I awoke at 5:00 p.m. The top guy in my League had 600 points. I figured I couldn’t catch him, but I might catch the guy who was in third place. So, I spent some gems. I began to compete by doing timed tests.
( Note: For some reason, Duolingo advertises its timed tests, on this hour on Sunday, as being a “Ramp Up Challenge”. In fact, at 5:00 p.m. on Sunday, the “Ramp Up Challenge” switches to a timed test challenge. You can earn many points in the timed tests. You can’t earn much in the “Ramp Up Challenge”. )
I was no longer low on gems. I had an abundance of gems. That’s because, for the prior month, I’d always done at least one lesson in Duolingo. I’d always earned extra gems by watching their ad.
Soon, taking the timed tests, I gained on the guy in third place. He saw me coming. He got his butt moving. I passed him anyway. The guy in second place was asleep. ( Figuratively, if not actually. ) I passed him.
Then, I passed the guy in first place. I’ll call him Bidet. I was happy. Except: Bidet wasn’t. He saw that I’d passed him!
A race ensued. Spending more gems, I managed to stay ahead of Bidet. I finished number one in the Ruby League.
At this point, it was 7:00 p.m. on Sunday. The Ruby League was at an end. I was now in the Emerald League.
To join the Emerald League, in Leagues, I had to complete a lesson in Letters. I did. I joined the Emerald League. To my shock, I was not at the top of the Emerald League. I’d gotten 10 points by completing a lesson in Letters. However, the number one guy in the Emerald League had 90 points! I was sure that he’d cheated.
Eventually, I figured out what he’d done. He’d completed most of a lesson in Letters. At 7:00 p.m., he’d finished his lesson in Letters. I guess he only had to answer one question in Letters to finish his lesson. Then, he’d jumped into the Emerald League. It’s possible to earn 40 points in a timed test. So, the guy had 10 points from Letters. He then earned 40 points each, in two timed tests. That had put him in first place in the Emerald League. ( The contest continues for a week. Others soon passed him. )
I’ve stated that I felt isolated in Duolingo. That isn’t quite true. I’m delighted to say that I received encouragement from a beautiful young girl. I also regularly encouraged her. In addition, I encouraged other young, beautiful girls, including one who mostly keeps changing her name in Duolingo. She’s currently “Bunny Lover”. Her current avatar has rabbit ears, and a rabbit on top of her head. ( The beauty who encourages me has butterflies in her hair. )
Thanks to the encouragement I’ve gotten, I’m determined to do Duolingo for an hour a day. The hardness between my legs is just going to have to go neglected for an hour a day.
AND IN THE END…
FROM miscegenation TO fags TO pedophiles
“A sex offender is whatever the state says it is.”
ARCANA
1. A Russian word can be translated into English in a variety of ways. Hence: Czar, Tsar, and Tzar are all the same. Neil Cavuto, of Fox News, recommends the following translation for Czar: Neil Cavuto.
2. Bill Clinton: “It was wrong!”. Clinton said this with regard to his relationship with Monica Lewdinsky. Lewdinsky was 22 years old at the time. If you find yourself in Bill’s situation, I recommend saying the following:
“She’s a wonderful person. I enjoy being with her.”
Some men conquered Gaul. Some men stormed the beaches of Normandy. Bill didn’t have the guts to say that he liked a young woman.
Thankfully, Clinton later atoned for his sin. According to news reports, he flew a number of times, on Jeffrey Epstein’s “Lolita Express”, to “Orgy Island”.
Salvation is possible, with persistence!
3. In reporting on my experience in Duolingo, I have rounded the point totals that others, and I, achieved. That is, Bidet had more than 600 points. I don’t recall the exact amount of points that he had.
4. I definitely have beautiful friends in Duolingo. A male Duolingo participant chose to follow all of the beauties that I’m following!
5. Google search term, regarding Stalin’s death: “how did stalin die”.
6. Stalin kills his own generals as Germany invades Russia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1941_Red_Army_Purge
7. Khrushchev: “We will bury you.”:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_will_bury_you
AND
https://medium.com/exploring-history/we-will-bury-you-how-a-mistranslation-almost-started-ww3-4a285162e2b9
8. Medium is an app. As a result, it offered no ‘browser link’ for me to copy. Solution: I looked to the top right corner of my iPad’s screen. I tapped the following icon:
A box. It has an arrow sticking out of the top of it.
The icon allowed me to save the page in Medium to my Safari browser. Then, I was able to copy the browser’s page into the program “Documents”, by Readdle.
“Documents”, by Readdle, is available at the Apple app store. The free, basic version is very useful.
9. Greg Gutfeld is the host of “Gutfeld!” on the Fox News Channel. I recommend his video:
“Gutfeld: Dancing around on TikTok could make you more [ money ] than a CEO”.
Two sisters, one age 17, and another age 20, have made $27 million dollars with their TikTok videos. The sisters are at the following TikTok channel: Charlidamelio. ( No period. )
They’re awesome! If I’d been able to catch them when they were younger, I might be a fan. However, I don’t follow girls who are their age. Seventeen is too old for me. Even if I did subscribe to “Seventeen” magazine, until it ceased publication.
( “Seventeen” never sent me their final issue, despite the fact that I’d paid for it! )
Google reports that “Seventeen” was for girls age 10 and up. But not for girls under age 9.
Reference:
https://www.google.com/search?q=is+seventeen+magazine+still+published&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari
I guess I’d better hide my “Seventeen” magazines, if any 8-year-old girls come by!
( Or so Greg Gutfeld would probably claim! )
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 143
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 143, version 2.0
Date Written: January 18, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Fire at Will!
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ET 142
Editorial Thunder presents...
Fire at Will!
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Plus: ‘Click-able’ links: post your newsletter now!
And: The smell of victory.
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FIRE at WILL!
Post your blog far and wide.
by Andrew Roller
“The most effective place you can put it [ your opinion ] is someplace like Fox News dot com, with the kind of traffic we get.
“But we’re not gonna run your pedophile article. Don’t even try it.”
- Dana Perino.
Source: The Five. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com. January 13, 2022.
You probably don’t type your newsletter directly into WordPress. You type it into a word processing program. Then, you “Paste” your newsletter into WordPress.
Where are you pasting your newsletter from? You’re pasting it from your iPad’s “Clipboard”. Your newsletter will stay on your Clipboard for about 15 minutes. Then, for whatever stupid reason, it will disappear from your Clipboard.
What do you do? You return to your word processing program. You copy your newsletter onto your Clipboard again. Then, you have another 15 minutes to paste your newsletter wherever you please.
Where can you, in fact, post your newsletter, on the internet? Sure, you can paste it into WordPress, but who knows it’s there? Perhaps only a few people, or none.
What if you could paste your newsletter into every media web site on the internet? Then you could send your newsletter to a large portion of America’s media!
Below are web links for media companies. Most of these are in America. At least one is in Britain.
Visit each link. Find a place to paste in your newsletter. Then, move on to the next link.
A few links may be “informational only”. That is, they don’t actually give you a place to paste in your newsletter. Such web sites will give you information about the media company. That information includes the names of reporters who work at the media company, and their phone numbers.
Some of the items on my iPad aren’t Home screen icons. ( Discussed in a previous issue on ARSE. ) Some of the items on my iPad are apps.
How did I get these apps? I visited the relevant media company’s web site. The media company generated ( on its own ) an app. I saved the app. I use the app. But, I don’t have a Home screen icon for that particular media company. As a result, I don’t have a web link that I can give you, for that company.
See a previous issue on ARSE for my e-mail list of media companies. My web links, here, mostly just duplicate the addresses on my e-mail list.
I haven’t arranged these links in any particular order. These are the links that I use when I surf the internet, making sure everyone has the benefit of my newsletter. Everyone, that is, who hasn’t banned me from their web site! I’ve excluded those links from this list. That’s because, if I haven’t used such a link lately, I’m not sure it will work for you.
On a rare occasion, someone might be watching you, at the web site you’re visiting. My guess is that such a person is a tech person. ( Not a reporter. )
A tech person tried to block me from posting my newsletter to multiple addresses at his site. I kept moving, on his site, and managed to ‘out gun’ him. That is, by moving swiftly, and ( from his viewpoint ) unpredictably, I posted all the copies of my newsletter.
In the distant past, I’ve gotten ‘bombed’ by a tech person. That is, they did something to try to screw with my computer. ( This happened 20, and 30 years ago. ) ( More than once. )
So, don’t linger. Fire at will. Then move on to the next web site.
Make sure that you close the web site links that you’ve visited. You don’t need to do this right away, but don’t leave lots of links open. You don’t want a tech person sneaking onto your iPad.
( Fortunately, an iPad is probably fairly well protected from attack. Most tech people still worship Bill Gates’ wiener. They know little about Apple products. )
I do not mail every issue of my newsletter to every link. I mail to all the media companies that I can. However, with regard to various organizations, I limit my mailings to issues that will be of interest to them.
( What is “of interest” to them is, of course, a judgement call, on my part. Some people need to be educated, but don’t know that they do! Send them your newsletter! )
The quickest way to post your newsletter is by calling it a “News Tip”. If you call it a “Letter to the Editor”, you’ll have to fill out a cumbersome form. ( I’m speaking of what you ‘click’ on at the web page. Your newsletter can have whatever title you like. )
All of these links are valid. That is, they’re valid as Home screen icons, on my iPad. Hopefully, they’ll work as links in this newsletter.
The first address is for The Sacramento Pee. On its page, choose this option:
“All other inquiries”.
That will enable you to paste your newsletter, and to quickly leave. It’s important to get “in” and “out” of each link quickly. Otherwise, you’ll fail to finish. Readers who could have been saved from their bigotry, by your message, will be consigned to eternal damnation.
Save all of your Home screen icons! Keep them handy on your iPad. ( For more on this, see a previous issue on ARSE. )
Now that your Clipboard is loaded ( with your newsletter ), you can fire at will! Just visit each link, type in whatever bullshit they want, and fire away.
Often, you won’t have to type in any bullshit. You’ll arrive at a page that’s full of employees. Each employee will have a ‘click-able’ e-mail address. You can ( almost ) ‘machine gun’ your newsletter to all the employees. As in:
Tap a person’s e-mail link.
FIRE!
Tap a person’s e-mail link.
FIRE!
Just like that. It’s way more fun than shooting fake ducks in a shooting gallery! That’s because you’re firing off your message! To real people!
1. The Sacramento Pee:
https://www.sacbee.com/customer-service/contact-us/
2. The Philadelphia Inquirer:
https://www.inquirer.com/contact-us/
3. U.S. Senator Alex Padilla, of California:
https://www.padilla.senate.gov/contact/contact-form/
4. Channel 8 in San Diego:
https://www.cbs8.com/contact-us
5. Channel 7 in San Diego:
https://www.nbcsandiego.com/send-feedback/
6. University of California at San Diego Medical Center: ( A hospital. )
https://health.ucsd.edu/Pages/default.aspx
7. Disabled American Veterans: ( A veterans’ advocacy group. )
https://www.dav.org/contact-us/
8. Veterans of Foreign Wars: ( A United States veterans’ advocacy group. )
https://vfw.org/contact-us
9. San Diego Bus and Trolley:
https://www.sdmts.com/about-mts-customer-service/customer-feedback
10. La Trobe University, in Australia:
https://www.latrobe.edu.au/news/contact-us
11. Sun Sentinel:
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/about/fl-ne-sun-sentinel-newsroom-contacts-information-20200125-pdqprqcr7ba37fekextacyp6dy-story.html
12. The Mercury News:
https://www.mercurynews.com/2014/01/29/contact-us/
13. San Antonio Express-News:
https://www.expressnews.com/newsroom_contacts/?source=google&medium=paid&gclid=Cj0KCQjwvO2IBhCzARIsALw3ASp1beQ00PoCxYyTd4gfXw6zkvMRuwA8IVyJLsVcU-gge9fdPBsNVm4aAi4sEALw_wcB
14. The Denver Post:
https://www.denverpost.com/contact-us/
15. IndyStar:
https://www.indystar.com/contact/staff/
16. C-SPAM:
https://www.c-span.org/about/contactUs/
17. The Boston Globe:
https://www.bostonglobe.com/about/staff-list/?p1=BGFooter
( Talk about a ‘shooting gallery’! )
18. Detroit Free Press:
https://static.freep.com/contactus/
19. The Baltimore Sun:
https://www.baltimoresun.com/contact/
20. The Pacific Daily News: ( In Guam. )
http://content-static.guampdn.com/guampublishing/customerservice/lettertoeditor.htm
21. Courier Urinal:
https://www.courier-journal.com/contact/staff/
22. The Columbus Dispatch:
https://www.dispatch.com/contact/staff/
23. The Oklahoman: ( Not the Oklahomo! )
https://www.oklahoman.com/article/5637564/the-oklahoman-contact-us
24. The Charlotte Observer:
https://www.charlotteobserver.com/customer-service/contact-us/
25. U.S. News and World Report:
https://www.usnews.com/info/features/contact
26. The London Times: ( And The Sunday Times. )
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/static/contact-us/
27. Twin Cities Pioneer Press:
https://www.twincities.com/newsroomcontacts/
28. Fort Worth Star-Telegram:
https://www.star-telegram.com/customer-service/contact-us/
29. The Enquirer: ( Formerly “The Cincinnati Enquirer”. )
https://www.cincinnati.com/contact/staff/
30. The Detroit News:
https://www.detroitnews.com/contact/staff/
AND
https://static.detroitnews.com/contact-us/
31. The Boston Herald:
https://www.bostonherald.com/contact-us/
32. The Orange County Register:
https://www.ocregister.com/contact-us/#CRIME
33. The Press-Enterprise:
https://www.pe.com/contact-us/
( NOTE: The same people work at both “The Orange County Register” and at “The Press-Enterprise”. )
34. The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:
https://projects.jsonline.com/topics/staff/mjs-newsroom-staff.html
AND
https://projects.jsonline.com/tips/
( On this page, choose “Investigative News Tips”. That will let you post your newsletter, and leave, the most quickly. )
35. The Omaha World-Herald: ( Definitely the center of the world! )
https://omaha.com/site/contact.html
36. The Virginian-Pilot: ( Another cultural epicenter. )
https://www.pilotonline.com/about/contact/vp-about-our-newsroom-20190817-igvz7xnkqnhhrnwfkzsvzef2xy-story.html
37. The Buffalo News:
https://buffalonews.com/pages/contact_us.html
( The Buffalo News is where I had to ‘out gun’ a tech wienie. )
38. The Raleigh News & Observer:
https://www.newsobserver.com/customer-service/contact-us/
AND
https://www.newsobserver.com/customer-service/investigative-tips/
39. The Palm Beach Post:
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/contact/staff/
40. The Austin American-Statesman:
https://www.statesman.com/contact/staff/
41. The Tennessean:
https://www.tennessean.com/contact/staff/
( Check out “Newsroom Leader” J.J. Hensley. He’s straight from the outhouse! )
42. Dipshits of the Universe:
https://mediacontactslist.com/contact
( I was banned by these folks ( above ). However, their link will work for you! )
43. U.S. Senator Dizzy K. Hirono, of Hawaii:
https://www.hirono.senate.gov/share-your-opinion
( The brightest mind in the senate wants to hear from you! )
44. U.S. Representative Ed Case, of Hawaii: ( Honolulu. )
https://case.house.gov/forms/writeyourrep/
45. David Y. Ige, Governor of Hawaii:
https://governor.hawaii.gov/contact-us/contact-the-governor/
46. Josh Green, Lieutenant Governor of Hawaii:
https://ltgov.hawaii.gov/contact-us/contact-the-lieutenant-governor/
As I’ve hinted, amid my links, you won’t simply have fun posting your newsletter. Enjoy the photos of the people whom you’re mailing to! It’s a diverse crowd. I’m sure J.J. Hensley is a fine fellow. He does look like a guy from the backwoods, if not from an outhouse. And every place is a cultural center, for the people who inhabit it. Especially if lovely young girls live there!
AND IN THE END…
““I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.”
- Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore ( Robert Duvall ).
Source:
https://groovyhistory.com/i-love-the-smell-of-napalm-in-the-morning-apocalypse-now
According to Groovy History, Kilgore said more than we recall.
The relevant film is “Apocalypse Now”. It was released in 1979. Try to watch the original version of this film. A real jungle is detonated, in psychedelic colors, as the ending credits roll.
ARCANA
1. Do you use Apple’s app that’s called “Mail”? For some reason, “Mail” makes 11 point type look tiny. Increase the size of your newsletter’s type to 24 points. This will be the ‘standard’ size for your type; the type that makes up the body of your text.
2. “ARSE” stands for “Andrew Roller Stories and Essays”. ( This web site. )
3. A lot of internet-related words don’t have dashes in them. This is according to “The Free Dictionary, by Farlex”. For example, “clickable” doesn’t have a dash.
“Clickable” needs a dash. Hence, I’m imposing dashes on words that need them, like “click-able”. Don’t let lazy tech wienies make your text unreadable!
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 142
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 142, version 3.0
Date Written: January 15, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 142
Editorial Thunder presents...
Fire at Will!
——————————————————————————————————————————
Plus: ‘Click-able’ links: post your newsletter now!
And: The smell of victory.
——————————————————————————————————————————
FIRE at WILL!
Post your blog far and wide.
by Andrew Roller
“The most effective place you can put it [ your opinion ] is someplace like Fox News dot com, with the kind of traffic we get.
“But we’re not gonna run your pedophile article. Don’t even try it.”
- Dana Perino.
Source: The Five. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com. January 13, 2022.
You probably don’t type your newsletter directly into WordPress. You type it into a word processing program. Then, you “Paste” your newsletter into WordPress.
Where are you pasting your newsletter from? You’re pasting it from your iPad’s “Clipboard”. Your newsletter will stay on your Clipboard for about 15 minutes. Then, for whatever stupid reason, it will disappear from your Clipboard.
What do you do? You return to your word processing program. You copy your newsletter onto your Clipboard again. Then, you have another 15 minutes to paste your newsletter wherever you please.
Where can you, in fact, post your newsletter, on the internet? Sure, you can paste it into WordPress, but who knows it’s there? Perhaps only a few people, or none.
What if you could paste your newsletter into every media web site on the internet? Then you could send your newsletter to a large portion of America’s media!
Below are web links for media companies. Most of these are in America. At least one is in Britain.
Visit each link. Find a place to paste in your newsletter. Then, move on to the next link.
A few links may be “informational only”. That is, they don’t actually give you a place to paste in your newsletter. Such web sites will give you information about the media company. That information includes the names of reporters who work at the media company, and their phone numbers.
Some of the items on my iPad aren’t Home screen icons. ( Discussed in a previous issue on ARSE. ) Some of the items on my iPad are apps.
How did I get these apps? I visited the relevant media company’s web site. The media company generated ( on its own ) an app. I saved the app. I use the app. But, I don’t have a Home screen icon for that particular media company. As a result, I don’t have a web link that I can give you, for that company.
See a previous issue on ARSE for my e-mail list of media companies. My web links, here, mostly just duplicate the addresses on my e-mail list.
I haven’t arranged these links in any particular order. These are the links that I use when I surf the internet, making sure everyone has the benefit of my newsletter. Everyone, that is, who hasn’t banned me from their web site! I’ve excluded those links from this list. That’s because, if I haven’t used such a link lately, I’m not sure it will work for you.
On a rare occasion, someone might be watching you, at the web site you’re visiting. My guess is that such a person is a tech person. ( Not a reporter. )
A tech person tried to block me from posting my newsletter to multiple addresses at his site. I kept moving, on his site, and managed to ‘out gun’ him. That is, by moving swiftly, and ( from his viewpoint ) unpredictably, I posted all the copies of my newsletter.
In the distant past, I’ve gotten ‘bombed’ by a tech person. That is, they did something to try to screw with my computer. ( This happened 20, and 30 years ago. ) ( More than once. )
So, don’t linger. Fire at will. Then move on to the next web site.
Make sure that you close the web site links that you’ve visited. You don’t need to do this right away, but don’t leave lots of links open. You don’t want a tech person sneaking onto your iPad.
( Fortunately, an iPad is probably fairly well protected from attack. Most tech people still worship Bill Gates’ wiener. They know little about Apple products. )
I do not mail every issue of my newsletter to every link. I mail to all the media companies that I can. However, with regard to various organizations, I limit my mailings to issues that will be of interest to them.
( What is “of interest” to them is, of course, a judgement call, on my part. Some people need to be educated, but don’t know that they do! Send them your newsletter! )
The quickest way to post your newsletter is by calling it a “News Tip”. If you call it a “Letter to the Editor”, you’ll have to fill out a cumbersome form. ( I’m speaking of what you ‘click’ on at the web page. Your newsletter can have whatever title you like. )
All of these links are valid. That is, they’re valid as Home screen icons, on my iPad. Hopefully, they’ll work as links in this newsletter.
The first address is for The Sacramento Pee. On its page, choose this option:
“All other inquiries”.
That will enable you to paste your newsletter, and to quickly leave. It’s important to get “in” and “out” of each link quickly. Otherwise, you’ll fail to finish. Readers who could have been saved from their bigotry, by your message, will be consigned to eternal damnation.
Save all of your Home screen icons! Keep them handy on your iPad. ( For more on this, see a previous issue on ARSE. )
Now that your Clipboard is loaded ( with your newsletter ), you can fire at will! Just visit each link, type in whatever bullshit they want, and fire away.
Often, you won’t have to type in any bullshit. You’ll arrive at a page that’s full of employees. Each employee will have a ‘click-able’ e-mail address. You can ( almost ) ‘machine gun’ your newsletter to all the employees. As in:
Tap a person’s e-mail link.
FIRE!
Tap a person’s e-mail link.
FIRE!
Just like that. It’s way more fun than shooting fake ducks in a shooting gallery! That’s because you’re firing off your message! To real people!
1. The Sacramento Pee:
https://www.sacbee.com/customer-service/contact-us/
2. The Philadelphia Inquirer:
https://www.inquirer.com/contact-us/
3. U.S. Senator Alex Padilla, of California:
https://www.padilla.senate.gov/contact/contact-form/
4. Channel 8 in San Diego:
https://www.cbs8.com/contact-us
5. Channel 7 in San Diego:
https://www.nbcsandiego.com/send-feedback/
6. University of California at San Diego Medical Center: ( A hospital. )
https://health.ucsd.edu/Pages/default.aspx
7. Disabled American Veterans: ( A veterans’ advocacy group. )
https://www.dav.org/contact-us/
8. Veterans of Foreign Wars: ( A United States veterans’ advocacy group. )
https://vfw.org/contact-us
9. San Diego Bus and Trolley:
https://www.sdmts.com/about-mts-customer-service/customer-feedback
10. La Trobe University, in Australia:
https://www.latrobe.edu.au/news/contact-us
11. Sun Sentinel:
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/about/fl-ne-sun-sentinel-newsroom-contacts-information-20200125-pdqprqcr7ba37fekextacyp6dy-story.html
12. The Mercury News:
https://www.mercurynews.com/2014/01/29/contact-us/
13. San Antonio Express-News:
https://www.expressnews.com/newsroom_contacts/?source=google&medium=paid&gclid=Cj0KCQjwvO2IBhCzARIsALw3ASp1beQ00PoCxYyTd4gfXw6zkvMRuwA8IVyJLsVcU-gge9fdPBsNVm4aAi4sEALw_wcB
14. The Denver Post:
https://www.denverpost.com/contact-us/
15. IndyStar:
https://www.indystar.com/contact/staff/
16. C-SPAM:
https://www.c-span.org/about/contactUs/
17. The Boston Globe:
https://www.bostonglobe.com/about/staff-list/?p1=BGFooter
( Talk about a ‘shooting gallery’! )
18. Detroit Free Press:
https://static.freep.com/contactus/
19. The Baltimore Sun:
https://www.baltimoresun.com/contact/
20. The Pacific Daily News: ( In Guam. )
http://content-static.guampdn.com/guampublishing/customerservice/lettertoeditor.htm
21. Courier Urinal:
https://www.courier-journal.com/contact/staff/
22. The Columbus Dispatch:
https://www.dispatch.com/contact/staff/
23. The Oklahoman: ( Not the Oklahomo! )
https://www.oklahoman.com/article/5637564/the-oklahoman-contact-us
24. The Charlotte Observer:
https://www.charlotteobserver.com/customer-service/contact-us/
25. U.S. News and World Report:
https://www.usnews.com/info/features/contact
26. The London Times: ( And The Sunday Times. )
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/static/contact-us/
27. Twin Cities Pioneer Press:
https://www.twincities.com/newsroomcontacts/
28. Fort Worth Star-Telegram:
https://www.star-telegram.com/customer-service/contact-us/
29. The Enquirer: ( Formerly “The Cincinnati Enquirer”. )
https://www.cincinnati.com/contact/staff/
30. The Detroit News:
https://www.detroitnews.com/contact/staff/
AND
https://static.detroitnews.com/contact-us/
31. The Boston Herald:
https://www.bostonherald.com/contact-us/
32. The Orange County Register:
https://www.ocregister.com/contact-us/#CRIME
33. The Press-Enterprise:
https://www.pe.com/contact-us/
( NOTE: The same people work at both “The Orange County Register” and at “The Press-Enterprise”. )
34. The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:
https://projects.jsonline.com/topics/staff/mjs-newsroom-staff.html
AND
https://projects.jsonline.com/tips/
( On this page, choose “Investigative News Tips”. That will let you post your newsletter, and leave, the most quickly. )
35. The Omaha World-Herald: ( Definitely the center of the world! )
https://omaha.com/site/contact.html
36. The Virginian-Pilot: ( Another cultural epicenter. )
https://www.pilotonline.com/about/contact/vp-about-our-newsroom-20190817-igvz7xnkqnhhrnwfkzsvzef2xy-story.html
37. The Buffalo News:
https://buffalonews.com/pages/contact_us.html
( The Buffalo News is where I had to ‘out gun’ a tech wienie. )
38. The Raleigh News & Observer:
https://www.newsobserver.com/customer-service/contact-us/
AND
https://www.newsobserver.com/customer-service/investigative-tips/
39. The Palm Beach Post:
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/contact/staff/
40. The Austin American-Statesman:
https://www.statesman.com/contact/staff/
41. The Tennessean:
https://www.tennessean.com/contact/staff/
( Check out “Newsroom Leader” J.J. Hensley. He’s straight from the outhouse! )
42. Dipshits of the Universe:
https://mediacontactslist.com/contact
( I was banned by these folks ( above ). However, their link will work for you! )
43. U.S. Senator Dizzy K. Hirono, of Hawaii:
https://www.hirono.senate.gov/share-your-opinion
( The brightest mind in the senate wants to hear from you! )
44. U.S. Representative Ed Case, of Hawaii: ( Honolulu. )
https://case.house.gov/forms/writeyourrep/
45. David Y. Ige, Governor of Hawaii:
https://governor.hawaii.gov/contact-us/contact-the-governor/
46. Josh Green, Lieutenant Governor of Hawaii:
https://ltgov.hawaii.gov/contact-us/contact-the-lieutenant-governor/
As I’ve hinted, amid my links, you won’t simply have fun posting your newsletter. Enjoy the photos of the people whom you’re mailing to! It’s a diverse crowd. I’m sure J.J. Hensley is a fine fellow. He does look like a guy from the backwoods, if not from an outhouse. And every place is a cultural center, for the people who inhabit it. Especially if lovely young girls live there!
AND IN THE END…
““I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.”
- Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore ( Robert Duvall ).
Source:
https://groovyhistory.com/i-love-the-smell-of-napalm-in-the-morning-apocalypse-now
According to Groovy History, Kilgore said more than we recall.
The relevant film is “Apocalypse Now”. It was released in 1979. Try to watch the original version of this film. A real jungle is detonated, in psychedelic colors, as the ending credits roll.
ARCANA
1. Do you use Apple’s app that’s called “Mail”? For some reason, “Mail” makes 11 point type look tiny. Increase the size of your newsletter’s type to 24 points. This will be the ‘standard’ size for your type; the type that makes up the body of your text.
2. “ARSE” stands for “Andrew Roller Stories and Essays”. ( This web site. )
3. A lot of internet-related words don’t have dashes in them. This is according to “The Free Dictionary, by Farlex”. For example, “clickable” doesn’t have a dash.
“Clickable” needs a dash. Hence, I’m imposing dashes on words that need them, like “click-able”. Don’t let lazy tech wienies make your text unreadable!
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 142
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 142, version 3.0
Date Written: January 15, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Bomb the World!
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Bomb the World!
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Plus: Tips for getting out your message!
And: Silence equals consent.
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BOMB the WORLD!
With your blog.
By Andrew Roller
“Where the Hell am I?” I ask myself that, often. I’ll soon tell you why.
I have a “stable” of magazines. When I publish a new issue of one of my magazines, I post it on my blog. I send copies to foxnews ( dot ) com:
https://www.foxnews.com/contact
I use the “Contact a show” option at foxnews ( dot ) com. I send my issue to a number of shows at Fox News.
For clarity, I’ll now refer to an “issue” as my “newsletter”.
I tried submitting my newsletter to CNN. CNN responded, “Access Denied!” This despite the fact that I had never given CNN any feedback. I myself take feedback, here on ARSE. If a global organization, like CNN, refuses to take viewer feedback, they aren’t a news organization. They’re an outlet for propaganda.
I’ve compiled a list of e-mail addresses. They are the addresses of politicians, and of news organizations. My address list is international: it includes news organizations in Britain. My list also includes all of the relevant American magazines, and American organizations.
I don’t send my newsletter to every e-mail recipient, every time. If my newsletter is utterly irrelevant to an entity, I’ll skip them. But, to the extent that I can, I evangalize the world about the normality of so-called “pedophilia”. ( Plus problems with my toilet, and other matters. ) A version of the Holy Bible is called, “Good News for Modern Man”. I like to think that my newsletter is “Good News for Everyone”. Even parents.
My e-mail list is below. I have sent out my newsletter many times. These are ‘good’ addresses. A number of them will send you an automatic reply, by e-mail, thanking you for your contribution.
I use my Apple app, “Mail”, to send out my newsletter. Here are some tips:
1. Change the size of your newsletter’s type. When I publish to WordPress, and submit to Fox News, I do so in 11 point type. However, before I e-mail my newsletter, I make a duplicate copy of it. I change the point size of its type to 24 points. Why? For some reason, Apple’s “Mail” app greatly reduces the size of an e-mail’s type. If you leave your newsletter in 11 point type, your recipient won’t be able to read it. The type will be too small.
2. The default position for “Mail” is “Inbox”. Switch “Inbox” to “Sent”. Here’s why:
A. The auto-replies, from various entities, will pop into your “Inbox”. So will other e-mails. This will distract you. Sending out e-mails is an onerous task. You should strive to complete it as quickly as possible. Even so, it will take considerable time.
B. In “Sent”, you can see who you just sent your e-mail to. As you mail out numerous individual e-mails, you’ll forget whom you’re mailing to.
3. Do not send out a mass e-mail. That is, don’t prepare a single e-mail, and send it to multiple addresses at once. Here’s why:
A. Today’s e-mail systems are sophisticated. They’ll flag your incoming ( mass ) e-mail as possibly being spam. The recipeint is likely to ignore anything that he thinks is spam.
B. You may be reported to Apple ( or your e-mail provider ) as being a spammer. If the complaint is successful, you’ll lose your access to your e-mail account.
Someone at “The San Jose Mercury News”, now known as “The Mercury News”, lodged a complaint against me. They told Google that I was a spammer. This despite the fact that I have never sent out a mass e-mail.
( In the 1990s, when nobody minded mass e-mails, I mass e-mailed my newsletter to subscribers who had chosen to receive it. )
“The Mercury News” managed to ban me from several of their e-mail accounts. However, I found more e-mail accounts for “The Mercury News”! So they’re still getting “Good News for Everyone”. Even if they’re parents.
A side note, for the entities that I mail to: ( Like “The Mercury News”. )
1. Always provide an e-mail address for people to contact. You can do what you like with the e-mails you get, but don’t forbid them. That pisses off the sender. ( i.e. me. )
2. Don’t ban me from your e-mail address. That will ensure that you get my newsletter at every e-mail that I can find for you. In other words, the best way to get multiple copies of my newsletter, is to try to get none.
Conclusion to this side note: Don’t upset the pajama jihadis. Give them someplace to send their newsletters. Don’t read their newsletters, if you don’t want to. But allow them to come in.
MAILING VIA YOUR BROWSER
One entity, whose name escapes me, gives e-mail users a warning. It’s this: ‘E-mails may get lost. For best results, contact us using your browser, or by using our app.’ ( Paraphrased. )
How do you get their app? Visit them with your browser. Your browser, at some web sites, will automatically generate an app.
Gather those apps! I put all of the entities’ apps into ‘bubbles’ on my iPad. Don’t let the apps spill over into a second page in the ‘bubble’. If you run out of space in a ‘bubble’, create a new one. On the first Home page of my iPad, I have a number of ‘bubbles’. Each is full of entities’ apps, or of their Home screen icons.
You make a Home screen icon with your browser. I use Apple’s Safari browser. Google is installed on it. Hence, in your browser, use the “Add to Home Screen” option. ( See previous issues on ARSE for more. )
The “Add to Home Screen” option will put an icon on your Home screen, on your iPad. Put it into a ‘bubble’ with your entities’ apps.
Contacting a politician is self-explanatory. Follow the instructions they give you.
Note: You only need to provide information, about yourself, that has a red star. I’m speaking of web sites and apps. For instance, the politician will demand your e-mail address. He may not demand to know your preferred title. ( Mr., Mrs, etc. ) Only fill out the information that you’re required to give. You need to keep moving. Contacting many entities, individually, is a big job.
The same is true for the news organizations that you contact.
At the web destination for a news organization, you’ll see lots of people. Often, you’ll see photos of them. The job title of each person is shown.
It’s tempting to send your newsletter to the president of the organization. But: how many e-mails do you think he receives, daily? A lot. Who do you think reads them? His secretary.
I skip the top people in an organization. I want my “Good News for Everyone” to actually get read. Who do I contact? ‘Little people’. That is, don’t contact the head of the “Features” department. Contact his assistant.
You can have a lot of fun e-mailing your newsletter. Does a recipient look like he, or she, would be outraged by your newsletter? Send him a copy. He needs salvation most.
I prefer recipients in the following departments: “Editorial”, and “Features”. I also mail to someone whose job is that of a columnist. He needs something to write about, often. Give the guy a break. Send him something! In my case, I give him the good news about pedophilia. Let him write about that.
When I began e-mailing my newsletter, some months ago, I was astonished by how many people I could e-mail to, at a single location. You can spend a lifetime mailing to the people at:
https://www.bostonglobe.com/about/staff-list/?p1=BGFooter
If you mail to everyone at every entity, your mailing task will last seven hours.
Nowadays, I mail to everyone on my e-mail list. That takes an hour and fifteen minutes. Then, I mail to the entities in my ‘bubbles’. I mail to one person at each entity. That’s it. I move fast. I no longer worry much about who I’m contacting. If I tap the person, and his address pops up ( in my “Mail” app ), I contact him. Then I move on. Fortunately, I’m now skilled at tapping the ‘right’ address, or something close to it.
Mailing to one person at each entity, in my ‘bubbles’, takes half an hour.
Many browsers, and apps, activate your “Mail” app. ( Which is great! ) You’re sending the person an e-mail. It’s an ‘easy’ e-mail, since the person provides their e-mail address.
( Talk about ‘shooting fish in a barrel’! )
Remember: the recipient can consign your e-mail to the “Junk” and “Trash” sections of his “Mail” app. If he does, he’ll never see your future e-mails. That’s why I try to mail to the ‘correct’ people. Even so, they’re probably bigots. They don’t want my “Good News for Everyone”. Hence, they’ll probably put my newsletter in “Junk” and “Trash”.
As you contact the entities, over time, don’t always mail to the same individuals. Give the “Obituaries” guy something to read, once in a while. If your newsletter is transgressive, make sure the reporters on “Public Safety”, “Schools”, and “Investigations” get saved. They’re probably bigots.
Which do you prefer to send to? “News tip”? Or “Letter to the Editor”? If you try to send a letter to the editor, the entity will demand that you fill out a giant form. One entity demanded to know the size of my penis. I think it was “Gay Explorers” magazine, or “Playgirl”.
Pick the “News tip” option. You can just paste in your newsletter, and send it! You will not be asked for any other information.
“The Los Angeles Times” refuses to receive any of my newsletters. I got ‘banned’ by them, without an explanation, a few weeks ago. I trashed their app. Which was too bad for them; they always managed to propandize me, as I contacted them.
I’ve been ‘banned’, without an explanation, by several other “news” organizations. How, exactly, do I handle this?
1. I try the entity once or twice more. I may do this over time.
2. I summon the ghost of Timothy McVeigh. For some reason, his ghost never appears.
3. I put the entity’s app, or its Home screen icon, into a ‘bubble’. The ‘bubble’ is labeled, “SPAM”.
4. I don’t try contacting the entities in my “SPAM” bubble again. Eventually, I’ll throw their app, or their Home screen icon, away.
Some entities, like President Joe Biden, limit how much text you can send them. There are two ways to handle this:
A. Break up your newsletter into multiple parts. This is tedious. It also propagates errors. It is very difficult to break up your newsletter into, say, seven parts, without omitting part of it.
President Joe Biden is a big offender, regarding limiting text. He allows very little text to be sent to him. “President” Devil Harris is equally bad on this matter.
B. Skip the bastards who limit how much text you can send them. They obviously don’t want to hear from you. Skip voting for them too, or buying their “news” product.
Increasingly, when I try to contact an entity via its app, or via its Home screen icon, I get hit with a pop up ad. I find this extemely annoying. It slows me down.
In your browser, or in an entity’s app, you’ll forget who you just contacted. When this happens, tap on your browser. If you are in your browser, it will take you, again, to the entity that you just contacted. That will will help you figure out which icon, in your ‘bubble’, that you just used.
This issue of Editorial Thunder does not contain the addresses for icons in my ‘bubbles’. I may try to compile those addresses at another time. If you’re in a hurry, go to Wikipedia. Ask for the e-mail addresses of the top newspapers. That will get you started with the task of compiling entities’ apps, and Home screen icons.
NOTES regarding my e-mail list ( below ):
Some of the entites on my list rarely hear from me. I included their e-mail addresses anyway. You may want to contact them, for whatever reason.
I have provided my own description of each entity. I have not bothered to look up the official name of each entity.
More than one e-mail address may be listed for a given entity. E-mail each one, if you wish to.
I include invalid e-mail addresses. These addresses are on the internet. I don’t want you to waste your time mailing to invalid addresses.
Some individuals’ names are included. These are all “public” people. You’re welcome to send them your newsletter. Most of the people are reporters.
A can’t guarantee the validity of every individual’s address on my e-mail list. I’m speaking of the people who are reporters. These folks come and go, over time. I stopped e-mailing individual reporters, on my e-mail list, some time ago. I still contact reporters on entities’ apps, and on the entities’ Home screen icons.
In some instances, I include notes about how to access the entity on the internet. That is, via your browser, or via the entity’s app. My notes, in this respect, are labelled, “Web Info”.
“SPAM” means that the entity banned me. You’re free to e-mail them.
All of the “big” media names are on my list. To spare myself the tedium of rearranging my list, I didn’t adjust the postion of the e-mail addresses. Just scroll down, to find the entities that you wish to contact.
My advice: Skip e-mails that are for “customer service”. ( However the address is worded. ) You probably don’t want to waste time e-mailing the lady who reads e-mails from people who didn’t get their newspaper.
ANDREW Roller’s “BOMB the WORLD” e-mail LIST:
1. SAN DIEGO Bus and Trolley:
customerfeedback@sdmts.com
2. UCSD Hospital Billing Complaints:
askus@ucsd.edu
3. UCSD Hospital Patient Complaints: ( Non-billing. )
UCSD prefers the following e-mail address: ( Both e-mail addresses, below, work. )
welisten@health.ucsd.edu
welisten@ucsd.edu
Web Info:
Go to:
health.ucsd.edu
At top of page, click on tiny black:
Contact Us
Scroll down to the VERY BOTTOM of the form. ( For GENERAL FEEDBACK. )
It will accept a very long e-mail.
4. ALPHABET: ( A company in Britain. ( Not, apparently, Alphabet, the owner of Google. ))
admin.support@alphabet.co.uk
contract.support@alphabet.co.uk
calculations@alphabet.co.uk
vehiclecollections@alphabet.co.uk
acceptedreschedules@alphabet.co.uk - INVALID
www.alphabet.co.uk
Web Info:
click on contact us at bottom
click on privacy policy after entering your comment
5. U.S. SENATOR Alex Padilla, of California:
afg-evac@padilla.senate.gov
senator@padilla.senate.gov -INVALID.
Sen.Padilla@opencongress.org- INVALID.
6. U.S. Congressman Scott Peters, of San Diego:
info@scottpeters.com
Rep.Peters@opencongress.org - INVALID.
Jason.Bercovitch@mail.house.gov ( For Scott Peters. )
( 858 ) 455 - 5550 ( For Scott Peters. )
Jason Bercovitch ( For Scott Peters. ) 4350 Executive Drive, Suite 105 San Diego, CA 92121
7. U.S. SENATOR Dianne Feinstein, of California:
casework@feinstein.senate.gov
senator@feinstein.senate.gov - INVALID.
Sen.Feinstein@opencongress.org -INVALID.
8. A CALIFORNIA politician: ( Currently serving; for San Diego: )
chris@voteforward.com
9. SAN DIEGO’s Mayor:
mayortoddgloria@sandiego.gov
10. A SAN DIEGO politician: ( Currently serving, for downtown. )
jennifercampbell@sandiego.gov
11. A SAN DIEGO politician: ( Currently Serving, for the county. )
nathan.fletcher@sdcounty.ca.gov
12. SAN DIEGO’s public television station:
news@kpbs.org
Web Info:
kpbs.org
Scroll to bottom.
Look to “Feedback”.
( “Contact Us page”. )
( “SPAM”. )
13. THE UNITED STATES Centers for Disease Control ( CDC ):
( “pcd”, below, stands for “preventing chronic diseases”. )
pcdmedia@cdc.gov
PCDeditor@cdc.gov
14. THE MILITARY Officers’ Association of America ( MOAA ):
msc@moaa.org
15. THE ( UNITED STATES ) Air Force Association:
letters@afa.org
16. AMVETS ( American Veterans ):
amvets@amvets.org
17. ( UNITED STATES ) VETERANS of foreign wars:
vfw.org
18. THE AMERICAN Legion: ( A veterans’ advocacy group. )
sal@legion.org
sroy@legion.org - INVALID.
dandretti@legion.org
dispatch@legion.org
19. THE UNITED STATES Federal Trade Commission:
ftc.gov
opa@ftc.gov
Web Info:
web site: ReportFraud.ftc.gov
20. AFFLICTIONS of the kidneys:
info@kidney.org
nkfcares@kidney.org
21. AARP, with the emphasis on Pee: ( The American Association of Retired People. )
caaarp@aarp.org
22. THE SAN DIEGO UNION TRIBUNE:
e-mail: letters@sduniontribune.com
Web Info:
web site: sandiegouniontribune.com
( “Contact the newsroom”. )
23. THE SAN DIEGO WEEDER: ( Formerly a newspaper; now a pot-drenched rag. )
Web Info:
“Reader” now says, “Use no more than 5,000 CHARACTERS.” - DOES NOT WORK.
( “Letters to the editor”. )
sandiegoreader.com
( “Contact Us page”. )
( “SPAM”. )
24. SAN DIEGO Channel 10:
kgtv_assignmentdesk@kgtv.com
KGTV ABC10 Assignment Desk 4600 Air Way San Diego, CA 92102
25. SAN DIEGO Fuck Bomb. ( Channel 8. ):
cbs8mobile@kfmb.com ( Rejected —“Access denied”. )
KFMB ( k fuck me bomb .com ) CBS 8
KFMB-TV / CBS 8 ( Channel 8 ) 7677 Engineer Road San Diego, CA 92111
Web Info:
https://www.cbs8.com/contact-us
It works!
26. SAN DIEGO Channel 6:
XETV-TV ( Channel 6 ) 8253 Ronson Road San Diego, CA 92111-2066
support@mediacontactslist.com
( “SPAM”. )
Web Info:
( “SPAM”. )
27. THE CRAP News Network:
( “Stay with Crap”. )
CNN
CNN does not work at all. NOTHING works.
comments@CNN.com
( “ACCESS DENIED!” )
( “SPAM”. )
Web Info:
CNN’s e-mail link, on their online form, which is called:
commments@CNN.com
is the same one that told me “ACCESS DENIED!”.
“ACCESS DENIED!” again. ( On the web. )
CNN.com - Feedback
( This goes to a form. The form accetps a lot of text. However, the form doesn’t work. )
28. MSNBC:
msnbc.digital.editors@nbcuni.com
MSNBCTVinfo@nbcuni.com
29. NBC:
tips@nbcnewyork.com
30. NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC:
editor@natgeo.com
natgeosinglecopy@cdsfulfillment.com
traveler@ngs.org - INVALID.
31. HARPERS magazine:
kathryn@harpers.org
letters@harpers.org
harpers@harpers.org
32. READERS DIGEST:
customercare@rd.com
33. WASHINGTON POST:
letters@washpost.com
34. LOS ANGELES TIMES:
customerservices@latimes.com
35. BALTIMORE SUN:
newstips@baltimoresun.com
( Criminal justice reporters: )
jfenton@baltsun.com
pjackson@baltsun.com
( Police reporter: )
jkanderson@baltsun.com
( Diversity, equity, and inclusion reporters: )
blouis@baltsun.com
khigh@baltsun.com
john-john.williams@baltsun.com
( Senior Crime Reporter: )
jholland@baltsun.com
36. THE PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER:
( Inquirer: )
sclark@phillynews.com - INVALID.
( Daily news: )
licklid@phillynews.com - INVALID.
37. PACIFIC DAILY NEWS:
voice@guampdn.com
38. USA TODAY:
letters@usatoday.com
39. WALL STREET JOURNAL:
wsjplusteam@wsj.com
40. NEW YORK DAILY NEWS:
voicers@nydailynews.com
41. CHICAGO TRIBUNE:
tips@chicagotribune.com
42. HOUSTON CHRONICLE:
viewpoints@chron.com
43. ARIZONA REPUBLIC:
newstips@arizonarepublic.com
44. DALLAS MORNING NEWS:
newstips@dallasnews.com
45. HONOLULU ADVERTISER:
citydesk@staradvertiser.com
letters@staradvertiser.com
46. NEW YORK NEWSDAY:
helpme@newsday.com
expressway@newsday.com
47. SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE:
metro@sfchronicle.com
48. BOSTON GLOBE:
customerservice@globe.com
( Editor: )
brian.mcgrory@globe.com
49. ( NEW JERSEY ) NEWARK STAR-LEDGER:
tips@njadvancemedia.com
pressrelease@njadvancemedia.com
50. THE SACRAMENTO PEE:
oped@sacbee.com
feedback@sacbee.com - INVALID.
Web Info:
There is a word limit. However, if your newsletter isn’t too long, you can send it.
51. ATLANTA JOURNAL-CONSTITUTION:
letters@ajc.com
customercare@ajc.com
52. MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE:
opinion@startribune.com
53. CLEVELAND PLAIN DEALER:
circhelp@plaind.com
54. DETROIT NEWS / FREE PRESS:
cserv@dnps.com
55. TAMPA BAY TIMES:
help@tampabay.com
ally.berger@charter.com
desk@charter.com
56. ORLANDO SENTINEL:
insight@orlandosentinel.com
57. SOUTH FLORIDA SUN-SENTINEL:
letters@sun-sentinel.com
corrections@sun-sentinel.com
( Investigations: )
mariza@sunsentinel.com
bwallman@sunsentinel.com
58. SEATTLE TIMES:
investigations@seattletimes.com
59. COLUMBUS DISPATCH: ( In Ohio. )
jborchardt@gannett.com
epyle@dispatch.com
dhill@dispatch.com
jbalmert@gannett.com
60. CHARLOTTE OBSERVER:
online@charlotteobserver.com - INVALID.
61. NEWSWEEK:
support@newsweek.com
( You can send your newsletter to the above address, or you can send them your customer complaint. )
62. PITTSBURGH POST GAZETTE:
letters@postgazette.com
63. FORT WORTH STAR TELEGRAM:
online@star-telegram.com - INVALID.
musak@star-telegram.com - INVALID.
scoffman@star-telegram.com
sboggins@star-telegram.com
64. DETROIT NEWS:
cserv@michigan.com
65. BOSTON GLOBE:
support@bostonglobe.com
66. CINCINATTI ENQUIRER:
localnews@enquirer.com
jborchardt@enquirer.com
67. PIONEER PRESS: ( A newspaper. )
mburbach@pioneerpress.com
mdecaire@pioneerpress.com
68. OMAHA WORLD-HERALD:
( Cops, courts: )
kevin.cole@owh.com
( Night public Safety: )
nancy.gaarder@owh.com
( Day cops, courts: )
alia.conley@owh.com
( Courts: )
todd.cooper@owh.com
( K-12 education, public safety: )
emily.nitcher@owh.com
69. ARKANSAS DEMOCRAT GAZETTE:
webreleases@arkansasonline.com
sgoff@adgnewsroom.com
( National news: )
gchase@adgnewsroom.com
( Features: )
kchrist@adgnewsroom.com
( High profile: )
roneal@adgnewsroom.com
70. BUFFALO NEWS:
agentilcore@buffnews.com
71. RALEIGH NEWS OBSERVER:
rtomlin@mcclatchy.com
togburn@newsobserver.com
72. PALM BEACH POST:
letters@pbpost.com
73. NASHVILLE TENNESSEAN:
tntips@gannette.com
smazza@tennessean.com
dgang@tennessean.com
74. AUSTIN AMERICAN STATESMAN:
newstips@statesman.com
75. HARTFORD COURANT:
letters@courant.com
ajulien@courant.com
rbgreen@courant.com
mmerrigan@courant.com
kmccallum@courant.com
76. ATLANTIC MAGAZINE:
letters@theatlantic.com
corrections@theatlantic.com
77. TIME:
letters@time.com
78. NEW YORK TIMES:
editorial@nytimes.com
letters@nytimes.com
opinion@nytimes.com - INVALID.
athome@nytimes.com
( If the New York Times bans you, contact them at the following e-mail addresses: )
opinioncontracts@nytimes.com
AND
opinion.video@nytimes.com
79. NY POST:
customerservice@nypost.com
80. BLOOMBERG news:
release@bloomberg.net
81. CNBC:
customercare@cnbc.com
82. City of Portland, Oregon:
cityinfo@portlandoregon.gov
83. THE OREGONIAN: ( A newspaper. )
letters@oregonian.com
newsroom@oregonian.com
hdelivery@oregonian.com
hjung@oregonian.com
Ireed@oregonian.com - INVALID.
Web Info:
Trouble with ‘bubble’ shown below:
oregonlive.com ( This is in a ‘bubble’. )
ERROR connecting to database. ( Oregonian bubble. )
Making a Home screen icon doesn’t work.
84. SAINT LOUIS POST-DISPATCH:
letters@post-dispatch.com
85. MIAMI HERALD:
miamifeedback@miamiherald.com
letters@miamitimesonline.com - INVALID.
customerservice@miamiherald.com
86. KANSAS CITY STAR:
kcsfeedback@kansascity.com
87. DENVER POST:
newsroom@denverpost.com
dpo@denverpost.com
openforum@denverpost.com
88. SAN ANTONIO EXPRESS-NEWS:
feedback@express-news.net
dshepp@express-news.net
89. ( SAN JOSE ) MERCURY NEWS:
“The Merk”, otherwise known as “The Jerk”.
webfeedback@mercurynews.com
crime@mercurynews.com
local@mercurynews.com - ( “SPAM”. )
themerc@bayareanewsgroup.com
local@bayareanewsgroup.com - ( “SPAM”. )
90. MILWAUKEE JOURNAL SENTINEL:
milwaukeejournalsentinel@gannett.com
91. THE GUARDIAN NEWSPAPER: ( Britain. )
guardian.letters@theguardian.com
observer.letters@observer.co.uk
guardian.readers@theguardian.com
observer.readers@observer.co.uk
( Not me, and not a joke: )
andrewroller@theguardianonline.com
( Send the poor guy some photos of lovely young girls! )
92. LONDON TIMES: ( Britain. )
letters@thetimes.co.uk
readersforum@thetimes.co.uk - INVALID.
93. CNBC’s Jim Kramer:
madmoney@cnbc.com
( The following is a specialty e-mail. I don’t recommend using it unless:
( A. You have information specific to the address’ desires.
( B. You’re super pissed at Kramer.
( C. Kramer bans you. )
madcap@cnbc.com
94. THE ECONOMIST: ( A British news magazine. )
letters@economist.com
95. The NEW YORKER: ( A national magazine. )
themail@newyorker.com
96. NEWSMAX: ( A competitor to Fox News. )
jobs@newsmax.com
97. THE FUTURE OF FREEDOM FOUNDATION: ( A Libertarian think tank. )
jhornberger@fff.org
bfrazier@fff.org
98. THE PUBLISHER of the anti-pedophile book, “Being Lolita”:
press.inquiries@macmillan.com
99. NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN:
press@now.com - INVALID.
100. NARAL: ( The National Abortion Rights Action League. )
( Don’t “molest” children, just kill them. )
media@prochoiceamerica.org
membership@prochoiceamerica.org
plannedgiving@prochoiceamerica.org
101. ANTI-CENSORSHIP: ( On the internet. )
( I don’t e-mail these folks unless I’m complaining about a specific act of censorship on the internet. )
team@fightforthefuture.org
102. THE LUTHERAN CHURCH OF GUAM:
lutheranchurchofguam@gmail.com
103. CITIBANK:
ethicsconcern@citi.com
104. CARLOS: ( The Branch manager of Citibank, on Broadway Avenue, in San Diego. A nice, if ineffective, man. )
carlos.e.parra@citi.com
105. MET ART:
( To complain about the metartnetwork ( dot ) com )
support@metart.com
106. FOLIO SOCIETY: ( A British seller of books, with pictures, for “adults”. )
customerservice@foliosociety.com
107. NUDE BOOKS: ( A publisher of worthless nude books. )
info@edition-skylight.com
108. READDLE:
( Publisher of “Documents by Readdle”, a fine product. The basic version is capable, essential, and free. )
pr@readdle.com
109. MOBI SYSTEMS Office Suite: ( A writing program. I use it, on occasion, to watch porn films. ( By importing them into the app. ) )
ios-helpdesk@mobisystems.com
110. PENNSYLVANIA TAX DEPARTMENT:
revocti@pa.gov
111. HAWAII TAX DEPARTMENT
Tax.Special.Enforcement.Section@hawaii.gov
112. U.S. SENATOR Hirono, of Hawaii:
hawaiioffice@hirono.senate.gov
113. HAWAII STATE Senator Kidani:
senkidani@capitol.hawaii.gov
114. HAWAII STATE Assembly person:
repyamane@Capitol.hawaii.gov
( END of e-mail list. )
AND IN THE END…
SILENCE Equals CONSENT
“You have to do more than disagree. You have to speak up.”
ARCANA
1. “ARSE” stands for “Andrew Roller Stories and Essays”. ( This web site. )
2. One reason that I have multiple magazines is so that readers identify with the name of my web site, not with the name of my magazine. My web site has a web address. My magazines don’t.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 141
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 141, version 3.0
Date Written: January 14, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 141
Editorial Thunder presents...
Bomb the World!
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Plus: Tips for getting out your message!
And: Silence equals consent.
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BOMB the WORLD!
With your blog.
By Andrew Roller
“Where the Hell am I?” I ask myself that, often. I’ll soon tell you why.
I have a “stable” of magazines. When I publish a new issue of one of my magazines, I post it on my blog. I send copies to foxnews ( dot ) com:
https://www.foxnews.com/contact
I use the “Contact a show” option at foxnews ( dot ) com. I send my issue to a number of shows at Fox News.
For clarity, I’ll now refer to an “issue” as my “newsletter”.
I tried submitting my newsletter to CNN. CNN responded, “Access Denied!” This despite the fact that I had never given CNN any feedback. I myself take feedback, here on ARSE. If a global organization, like CNN, refuses to take viewer feedback, they aren’t a news organization. They’re an outlet for propaganda.
I’ve compiled a list of e-mail addresses. They are the addresses of politicians, and of news organizations. My address list is international: it includes news organizations in Britain. My list also includes all of the relevant American magazines, and American organizations.
I don’t send my newsletter to every e-mail recipient, every time. If my newsletter is utterly irrelevant to an entity, I’ll skip them. But, to the extent that I can, I evangalize the world about the normality of so-called “pedophilia”. ( Plus problems with my toilet, and other matters. ) A version of the Holy Bible is called, “Good News for Modern Man”. I like to think that my newsletter is “Good News for Everyone”. Even parents.
My e-mail list is below. I have sent out my newsletter many times. These are ‘good’ addresses. A number of them will send you an automatic reply, by e-mail, thanking you for your contribution.
I use my Apple app, “Mail”, to send out my newsletter. Here are some tips:
1. Change the size of your newsletter’s type. When I publish to WordPress, and submit to Fox News, I do so in 11 point type. However, before I e-mail my newsletter, I make a duplicate copy of it. I change the point size of its type to 24 points. Why? For some reason, Apple’s “Mail” app greatly reduces the size of an e-mail’s type. If you leave your newsletter in 11 point type, your recipient won’t be able to read it. The type will be too small.
2. The default position for “Mail” is “Inbox”. Switch “Inbox” to “Sent”. Here’s why:
A. The auto-replies, from various entities, will pop into your “Inbox”. So will other e-mails. This will distract you. Sending out e-mails is an onerous task. You should strive to complete it as quickly as possible. Even so, it will take considerable time.
B. In “Sent”, you can see who you just sent your e-mail to. As you mail out numerous individual e-mails, you’ll forget whom you’re mailing to.
3. Do not send out a mass e-mail. That is, don’t prepare a single e-mail, and send it to multiple addresses at once. Here’s why:
A. Today’s e-mail systems are sophisticated. They’ll flag your incoming ( mass ) e-mail as possibly being spam. The recipeint is likely to ignore anything that he thinks is spam.
B. You may be reported to Apple ( or your e-mail provider ) as being a spammer. If the complaint is successful, you’ll lose your access to your e-mail account.
Someone at “The San Jose Mercury News”, now known as “The Mercury News”, lodged a complaint against me. They told Google that I was a spammer. This despite the fact that I have never sent out a mass e-mail.
( In the 1990s, when nobody minded mass e-mails, I mass e-mailed my newsletter to subscribers who had chosen to receive it. )
“The Mercury News” managed to ban me from several of their e-mail accounts. However, I found more e-mail accounts for “The Mercury News”! So they’re still getting “Good News for Everyone”. Even if they’re parents.
A side note, for the entities that I mail to: ( Like “The Mercury News”. )
1. Always provide an e-mail address for people to contact. You can do what you like with the e-mails you get, but don’t forbid them. That pisses off the sender. ( i.e. me. )
2. Don’t ban me from your e-mail address. That will ensure that you get my newsletter at every e-mail that I can find for you. In other words, the best way to get multiple copies of my newsletter, is to try to get none.
Conclusion to this side note: Don’t upset the pajama jihadis. Give them someplace to send their newsletters. Don’t read their newsletters, if you don’t want to. But allow them to come in.
MAILING VIA YOUR BROWSER
One entity, whose name escapes me, gives e-mail users a warning. It’s this: ‘E-mails may get lost. For best results, contact us using your browser, or by using our app.’ ( Paraphrased. )
How do you get their app? Visit them with your browser. Your browser, at some web sites, will automatically generate an app.
Gather those apps! I put all of the entities’ apps into ‘bubbles’ on my iPad. Don’t let the apps spill over into a second page in the ‘bubble’. If you run out of space in a ‘bubble’, create a new one. On the first Home page of my iPad, I have a number of ‘bubbles’. Each is full of entities’ apps, or of their Home screen icons.
You make a Home screen icon with your browser. I use Apple’s Safari browser. Google is installed on it. Hence, in your browser, use the “Add to Home Screen” option. ( See previous issues on ARSE for more. )
The “Add to Home Screen” option will put an icon on your Home screen, on your iPad. Put it into a ‘bubble’ with your entities’ apps.
Contacting a politician is self-explanatory. Follow the instructions they give you.
Note: You only need to provide information, about yourself, that has a red star. I’m speaking of web sites and apps. For instance, the politician will demand your e-mail address. He may not demand to know your preferred title. ( Mr., Mrs, etc. ) Only fill out the information that you’re required to give. You need to keep moving. Contacting many entities, individually, is a big job.
The same is true for the news organizations that you contact.
At the web destination for a news organization, you’ll see lots of people. Often, you’ll see photos of them. The job title of each person is shown.
It’s tempting to send your newsletter to the president of the organization. But: how many e-mails do you think he receives, daily? A lot. Who do you think reads them? His secretary.
I skip the top people in an organization. I want my “Good News for Everyone” to actually get read. Who do I contact? ‘Little people’. That is, don’t contact the head of the “Features” department. Contact his assistant.
You can have a lot of fun e-mailing your newsletter. Does a recipient look like he, or she, would be outraged by your newsletter? Send him a copy. He needs salvation most.
I prefer recipients in the following departments: “Editorial”, and “Features”. I also mail to someone whose job is that of a columnist. He needs something to write about, often. Give the guy a break. Send him something! In my case, I give him the good news about pedophilia. Let him write about that.
When I began e-mailing my newsletter, some months ago, I was astonished by how many people I could e-mail to, at a single location. You can spend a lifetime mailing to the people at:
https://www.bostonglobe.com/about/staff-list/?p1=BGFooter
If you mail to everyone at every entity, your mailing task will last seven hours.
Nowadays, I mail to everyone on my e-mail list. That takes an hour and fifteen minutes. Then, I mail to the entities in my ‘bubbles’. I mail to one person at each entity. That’s it. I move fast. I no longer worry much about who I’m contacting. If I tap the person, and his address pops up ( in my “Mail” app ), I contact him. Then I move on. Fortunately, I’m now skilled at tapping the ‘right’ address, or something close to it.
Mailing to one person at each entity, in my ‘bubbles’, takes half an hour.
Many browsers, and apps, activate your “Mail” app. ( Which is great! ) You’re sending the person an e-mail. It’s an ‘easy’ e-mail, since the person provides their e-mail address.
( Talk about ‘shooting fish in a barrel’! )
Remember: the recipient can consign your e-mail to the “Junk” and “Trash” sections of his “Mail” app. If he does, he’ll never see your future e-mails. That’s why I try to mail to the ‘correct’ people. Even so, they’re probably bigots. They don’t want my “Good News for Everyone”. Hence, they’ll probably put my newsletter in “Junk” and “Trash”.
As you contact the entities, over time, don’t always mail to the same individuals. Give the “Obituaries” guy something to read, once in a while. If your newsletter is transgressive, make sure the reporters on “Public Safety”, “Schools”, and “Investigations” get saved. They’re probably bigots.
Which do you prefer to send to? “News tip”? Or “Letter to the Editor”? If you try to send a letter to the editor, the entity will demand that you fill out a giant form. One entity demanded to know the size of my penis. I think it was “Gay Explorers” magazine, or “Playgirl”.
Pick the “News tip” option. You can just paste in your newsletter, and send it! You will not be asked for any other information.
“The Los Angeles Times” refuses to receive any of my newsletters. I got ‘banned’ by them, without an explanation, a few weeks ago. I trashed their app. Which was too bad for them; they always managed to propandize me, as I contacted them.
I’ve been ‘banned’, without an explanation, by several other “news” organizations. How, exactly, do I handle this?
1. I try the entity once or twice more. I may do this over time.
2. I summon the ghost of Timothy McVeigh. For some reason, his ghost never appears.
3. I put the entity’s app, or its Home screen icon, into a ‘bubble’. The ‘bubble’ is labeled, “SPAM”.
4. I don’t try contacting the entities in my “SPAM” bubble again. Eventually, I’ll throw their app, or their Home screen icon, away.
Some entities, like President Joe Biden, limit how much text you can send them. There are two ways to handle this:
A. Break up your newsletter into multiple parts. This is tedious. It also propagates errors. It is very difficult to break up your newsletter into, say, seven parts, without omitting part of it.
President Joe Biden is a big offender, regarding limiting text. He allows very little text to be sent to him. “President” Devil Harris is equally bad on this matter.
B. Skip the bastards who limit how much text you can send them. They obviously don’t want to hear from you. Skip voting for them too, or buying their “news” product.
Increasingly, when I try to contact an entity via its app, or via its Home screen icon, I get hit with a pop up ad. I find this extemely annoying. It slows me down.
In your browser, or in an entity’s app, you’ll forget who you just contacted. When this happens, tap on your browser. If you are in your browser, it will take you, again, to the entity that you just contacted. That will will help you figure out which icon, in your ‘bubble’, that you just used.
This issue of Editorial Thunder does not contain the addresses for icons in my ‘bubbles’. I may try to compile those addresses at another time. If you’re in a hurry, go to Wikipedia. Ask for the e-mail addresses of the top newspapers. That will get you started with the task of compiling entities’ apps, and Home screen icons.
NOTES regarding my e-mail list ( below ):
Some of the entites on my list rarely hear from me. I included their e-mail addresses anyway. You may want to contact them, for whatever reason.
I have provided my own description of each entity. I have not bothered to look up the official name of each entity.
More than one e-mail address may be listed for a given entity. E-mail each one, if you wish to.
I include invalid e-mail addresses. These addresses are on the internet. I don’t want you to waste your time mailing to invalid addresses.
Some individuals’ names are included. These are all “public” people. You’re welcome to send them your newsletter. Most of the people are reporters.
A can’t guarantee the validity of every individual’s address on my e-mail list. I’m speaking of the people who are reporters. These folks come and go, over time. I stopped e-mailing individual reporters, on my e-mail list, some time ago. I still contact reporters on entities’ apps, and on the entities’ Home screen icons.
In some instances, I include notes about how to access the entity on the internet. That is, via your browser, or via the entity’s app. My notes, in this respect, are labelled, “Web Info”.
“SPAM” means that the entity banned me. You’re free to e-mail them.
All of the “big” media names are on my list. To spare myself the tedium of rearranging my list, I didn’t adjust the postion of the e-mail addresses. Just scroll down, to find the entities that you wish to contact.
My advice: Skip e-mails that are for “customer service”. ( However the address is worded. ) You probably don’t want to waste time e-mailing the lady who reads e-mails from people who didn’t get their newspaper.
ANDREW Roller’s “BOMB the WORLD” e-mail LIST:
1. SAN DIEGO Bus and Trolley:
customerfeedback@sdmts.com
2. UCSD Hospital Billing Complaints:
askus@ucsd.edu
3. UCSD Hospital Patient Complaints: ( Non-billing. )
UCSD prefers the following e-mail address: ( Both e-mail addresses, below, work. )
welisten@health.ucsd.edu
welisten@ucsd.edu
Web Info:
Go to:
health.ucsd.edu
At top of page, click on tiny black:
Contact Us
Scroll down to the VERY BOTTOM of the form. ( For GENERAL FEEDBACK. )
It will accept a very long e-mail.
4. ALPHABET: ( A company in Britain. ( Not, apparently, Alphabet, the owner of Google. ))
admin.support@alphabet.co.uk
contract.support@alphabet.co.uk
calculations@alphabet.co.uk
vehiclecollections@alphabet.co.uk
acceptedreschedules@alphabet.co.uk - INVALID
www.alphabet.co.uk
Web Info:
click on contact us at bottom
click on privacy policy after entering your comment
5. U.S. SENATOR Alex Padilla, of California:
afg-evac@padilla.senate.gov
senator@padilla.senate.gov -INVALID.
Sen.Padilla@opencongress.org- INVALID.
6. U.S. Congressman Scott Peters, of San Diego:
info@scottpeters.com
Rep.Peters@opencongress.org - INVALID.
Jason.Bercovitch@mail.house.gov ( For Scott Peters. )
( 858 ) 455 - 5550 ( For Scott Peters. )
Jason Bercovitch ( For Scott Peters. ) 4350 Executive Drive, Suite 105 San Diego, CA 92121
7. U.S. SENATOR Dianne Feinstein, of California:
casework@feinstein.senate.gov
senator@feinstein.senate.gov - INVALID.
Sen.Feinstein@opencongress.org -INVALID.
8. A CALIFORNIA politician: ( Currently serving; for San Diego: )
chris@voteforward.com
9. SAN DIEGO’s Mayor:
mayortoddgloria@sandiego.gov
10. A SAN DIEGO politician: ( Currently serving, for downtown. )
jennifercampbell@sandiego.gov
11. A SAN DIEGO politician: ( Currently Serving, for the county. )
nathan.fletcher@sdcounty.ca.gov
12. SAN DIEGO’s public television station:
news@kpbs.org
Web Info:
kpbs.org
Scroll to bottom.
Look to “Feedback”.
( “Contact Us page”. )
( “SPAM”. )
13. THE UNITED STATES Centers for Disease Control ( CDC ):
( “pcd”, below, stands for “preventing chronic diseases”. )
pcdmedia@cdc.gov
PCDeditor@cdc.gov
14. THE MILITARY Officers’ Association of America ( MOAA ):
msc@moaa.org
15. THE ( UNITED STATES ) Air Force Association:
letters@afa.org
16. AMVETS ( American Veterans ):
amvets@amvets.org
17. ( UNITED STATES ) VETERANS of foreign wars:
vfw.org
18. THE AMERICAN Legion: ( A veterans’ advocacy group. )
sal@legion.org
sroy@legion.org - INVALID.
dandretti@legion.org
dispatch@legion.org
19. THE UNITED STATES Federal Trade Commission:
ftc.gov
opa@ftc.gov
Web Info:
web site: ReportFraud.ftc.gov
20. AFFLICTIONS of the kidneys:
info@kidney.org
nkfcares@kidney.org
21. AARP, with the emphasis on Pee: ( The American Association of Retired People. )
caaarp@aarp.org
22. THE SAN DIEGO UNION TRIBUNE:
e-mail: letters@sduniontribune.com
Web Info:
web site: sandiegouniontribune.com
( “Contact the newsroom”. )
23. THE SAN DIEGO WEEDER: ( Formerly a newspaper; now a pot-drenched rag. )
Web Info:
“Reader” now says, “Use no more than 5,000 CHARACTERS.” - DOES NOT WORK.
( “Letters to the editor”. )
sandiegoreader.com
( “Contact Us page”. )
( “SPAM”. )
24. SAN DIEGO Channel 10:
kgtv_assignmentdesk@kgtv.com
KGTV ABC10 Assignment Desk 4600 Air Way San Diego, CA 92102
25. SAN DIEGO Fuck Bomb. ( Channel 8. ):
cbs8mobile@kfmb.com ( Rejected —“Access denied”. )
KFMB ( k fuck me bomb .com ) CBS 8
KFMB-TV / CBS 8 ( Channel 8 ) 7677 Engineer Road San Diego, CA 92111
Web Info:
https://www.cbs8.com/contact-us
It works!
26. SAN DIEGO Channel 6:
XETV-TV ( Channel 6 ) 8253 Ronson Road San Diego, CA 92111-2066
support@mediacontactslist.com
( “SPAM”. )
Web Info:
( “SPAM”. )
27. THE CRAP News Network:
( “Stay with Crap”. )
CNN
CNN does not work at all. NOTHING works.
comments@CNN.com
( “ACCESS DENIED!” )
( “SPAM”. )
Web Info:
CNN’s e-mail link, on their online form, which is called:
commments@CNN.com
is the same one that told me “ACCESS DENIED!”.
“ACCESS DENIED!” again. ( On the web. )
CNN.com - Feedback
( This goes to a form. The form accetps a lot of text. However, the form doesn’t work. )
28. MSNBC:
msnbc.digital.editors@nbcuni.com
MSNBCTVinfo@nbcuni.com
29. NBC:
tips@nbcnewyork.com
30. NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC:
editor@natgeo.com
natgeosinglecopy@cdsfulfillment.com
traveler@ngs.org - INVALID.
31. HARPERS magazine:
kathryn@harpers.org
letters@harpers.org
harpers@harpers.org
32. READERS DIGEST:
customercare@rd.com
33. WASHINGTON POST:
letters@washpost.com
34. LOS ANGELES TIMES:
customerservices@latimes.com
35. BALTIMORE SUN:
newstips@baltimoresun.com
( Criminal justice reporters: )
jfenton@baltsun.com
pjackson@baltsun.com
( Police reporter: )
jkanderson@baltsun.com
( Diversity, equity, and inclusion reporters: )
blouis@baltsun.com
khigh@baltsun.com
john-john.williams@baltsun.com
( Senior Crime Reporter: )
jholland@baltsun.com
36. THE PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER:
( Inquirer: )
sclark@phillynews.com - INVALID.
( Daily news: )
licklid@phillynews.com - INVALID.
37. PACIFIC DAILY NEWS:
voice@guampdn.com
38. USA TODAY:
letters@usatoday.com
39. WALL STREET JOURNAL:
wsjplusteam@wsj.com
40. NEW YORK DAILY NEWS:
voicers@nydailynews.com
41. CHICAGO TRIBUNE:
tips@chicagotribune.com
42. HOUSTON CHRONICLE:
viewpoints@chron.com
43. ARIZONA REPUBLIC:
newstips@arizonarepublic.com
44. DALLAS MORNING NEWS:
newstips@dallasnews.com
45. HONOLULU ADVERTISER:
citydesk@staradvertiser.com
letters@staradvertiser.com
46. NEW YORK NEWSDAY:
helpme@newsday.com
expressway@newsday.com
47. SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE:
metro@sfchronicle.com
48. BOSTON GLOBE:
customerservice@globe.com
( Editor: )
brian.mcgrory@globe.com
49. ( NEW JERSEY ) NEWARK STAR-LEDGER:
tips@njadvancemedia.com
pressrelease@njadvancemedia.com
50. THE SACRAMENTO PEE:
oped@sacbee.com
feedback@sacbee.com - INVALID.
Web Info:
There is a word limit. However, if your newsletter isn’t too long, you can send it.
51. ATLANTA JOURNAL-CONSTITUTION:
letters@ajc.com
customercare@ajc.com
52. MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE:
opinion@startribune.com
53. CLEVELAND PLAIN DEALER:
circhelp@plaind.com
54. DETROIT NEWS / FREE PRESS:
cserv@dnps.com
55. TAMPA BAY TIMES:
help@tampabay.com
ally.berger@charter.com
desk@charter.com
56. ORLANDO SENTINEL:
insight@orlandosentinel.com
57. SOUTH FLORIDA SUN-SENTINEL:
letters@sun-sentinel.com
corrections@sun-sentinel.com
( Investigations: )
mariza@sunsentinel.com
bwallman@sunsentinel.com
58. SEATTLE TIMES:
investigations@seattletimes.com
59. COLUMBUS DISPATCH: ( In Ohio. )
jborchardt@gannett.com
epyle@dispatch.com
dhill@dispatch.com
jbalmert@gannett.com
60. CHARLOTTE OBSERVER:
online@charlotteobserver.com - INVALID.
61. NEWSWEEK:
support@newsweek.com
( You can send your newsletter to the above address, or you can send them your customer complaint. )
62. PITTSBURGH POST GAZETTE:
letters@postgazette.com
63. FORT WORTH STAR TELEGRAM:
online@star-telegram.com - INVALID.
musak@star-telegram.com - INVALID.
scoffman@star-telegram.com
sboggins@star-telegram.com
64. DETROIT NEWS:
cserv@michigan.com
65. BOSTON GLOBE:
support@bostonglobe.com
66. CINCINATTI ENQUIRER:
localnews@enquirer.com
jborchardt@enquirer.com
67. PIONEER PRESS: ( A newspaper. )
mburbach@pioneerpress.com
mdecaire@pioneerpress.com
68. OMAHA WORLD-HERALD:
( Cops, courts: )
kevin.cole@owh.com
( Night public Safety: )
nancy.gaarder@owh.com
( Day cops, courts: )
alia.conley@owh.com
( Courts: )
todd.cooper@owh.com
( K-12 education, public safety: )
emily.nitcher@owh.com
69. ARKANSAS DEMOCRAT GAZETTE:
webreleases@arkansasonline.com
sgoff@adgnewsroom.com
( National news: )
gchase@adgnewsroom.com
( Features: )
kchrist@adgnewsroom.com
( High profile: )
roneal@adgnewsroom.com
70. BUFFALO NEWS:
agentilcore@buffnews.com
71. RALEIGH NEWS OBSERVER:
rtomlin@mcclatchy.com
togburn@newsobserver.com
72. PALM BEACH POST:
letters@pbpost.com
73. NASHVILLE TENNESSEAN:
tntips@gannette.com
smazza@tennessean.com
dgang@tennessean.com
74. AUSTIN AMERICAN STATESMAN:
newstips@statesman.com
75. HARTFORD COURANT:
letters@courant.com
ajulien@courant.com
rbgreen@courant.com
mmerrigan@courant.com
kmccallum@courant.com
76. ATLANTIC MAGAZINE:
letters@theatlantic.com
corrections@theatlantic.com
77. TIME:
letters@time.com
78. NEW YORK TIMES:
editorial@nytimes.com
letters@nytimes.com
opinion@nytimes.com - INVALID.
athome@nytimes.com
( If the New York Times bans you, contact them at the following e-mail addresses: )
opinioncontracts@nytimes.com
AND
opinion.video@nytimes.com
79. NY POST:
customerservice@nypost.com
80. BLOOMBERG news:
release@bloomberg.net
81. CNBC:
customercare@cnbc.com
82. City of Portland, Oregon:
cityinfo@portlandoregon.gov
83. THE OREGONIAN: ( A newspaper. )
letters@oregonian.com
newsroom@oregonian.com
hdelivery@oregonian.com
hjung@oregonian.com
Ireed@oregonian.com - INVALID.
Web Info:
Trouble with ‘bubble’ shown below:
oregonlive.com ( This is in a ‘bubble’. )
ERROR connecting to database. ( Oregonian bubble. )
Making a Home screen icon doesn’t work.
84. SAINT LOUIS POST-DISPATCH:
letters@post-dispatch.com
85. MIAMI HERALD:
miamifeedback@miamiherald.com
letters@miamitimesonline.com - INVALID.
customerservice@miamiherald.com
86. KANSAS CITY STAR:
kcsfeedback@kansascity.com
87. DENVER POST:
newsroom@denverpost.com
dpo@denverpost.com
openforum@denverpost.com
88. SAN ANTONIO EXPRESS-NEWS:
feedback@express-news.net
dshepp@express-news.net
89. ( SAN JOSE ) MERCURY NEWS:
“The Merk”, otherwise known as “The Jerk”.
webfeedback@mercurynews.com
crime@mercurynews.com
local@mercurynews.com - ( “SPAM”. )
themerc@bayareanewsgroup.com
local@bayareanewsgroup.com - ( “SPAM”. )
90. MILWAUKEE JOURNAL SENTINEL:
milwaukeejournalsentinel@gannett.com
91. THE GUARDIAN NEWSPAPER: ( Britain. )
guardian.letters@theguardian.com
observer.letters@observer.co.uk
guardian.readers@theguardian.com
observer.readers@observer.co.uk
( Not me, and not a joke: )
andrewroller@theguardianonline.com
( Send the poor guy some photos of lovely young girls! )
92. LONDON TIMES: ( Britain. )
letters@thetimes.co.uk
readersforum@thetimes.co.uk - INVALID.
93. CNBC’s Jim Kramer:
madmoney@cnbc.com
( The following is a specialty e-mail. I don’t recommend using it unless:
( A. You have information specific to the address’ desires.
( B. You’re super pissed at Kramer.
( C. Kramer bans you. )
madcap@cnbc.com
94. THE ECONOMIST: ( A British news magazine. )
letters@economist.com
95. The NEW YORKER: ( A national magazine. )
themail@newyorker.com
96. NEWSMAX: ( A competitor to Fox News. )
jobs@newsmax.com
97. THE FUTURE OF FREEDOM FOUNDATION: ( A Libertarian think tank. )
jhornberger@fff.org
bfrazier@fff.org
98. THE PUBLISHER of the anti-pedophile book, “Being Lolita”:
press.inquiries@macmillan.com
99. NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN:
press@now.com - INVALID.
100. NARAL: ( The National Abortion Rights Action League. )
( Don’t “molest” children, just kill them. )
media@prochoiceamerica.org
membership@prochoiceamerica.org
plannedgiving@prochoiceamerica.org
101. ANTI-CENSORSHIP: ( On the internet. )
( I don’t e-mail these folks unless I’m complaining about a specific act of censorship on the internet. )
team@fightforthefuture.org
102. THE LUTHERAN CHURCH OF GUAM:
lutheranchurchofguam@gmail.com
103. CITIBANK:
ethicsconcern@citi.com
104. CARLOS: ( The Branch manager of Citibank, on Broadway Avenue, in San Diego. A nice, if ineffective, man. )
carlos.e.parra@citi.com
105. MET ART:
( To complain about the metartnetwork ( dot ) com )
support@metart.com
106. FOLIO SOCIETY: ( A British seller of books, with pictures, for “adults”. )
customerservice@foliosociety.com
107. NUDE BOOKS: ( A publisher of worthless nude books. )
info@edition-skylight.com
108. READDLE:
( Publisher of “Documents by Readdle”, a fine product. The basic version is capable, essential, and free. )
pr@readdle.com
109. MOBI SYSTEMS Office Suite: ( A writing program. I use it, on occasion, to watch porn films. ( By importing them into the app. ) )
ios-helpdesk@mobisystems.com
110. PENNSYLVANIA TAX DEPARTMENT:
revocti@pa.gov
111. HAWAII TAX DEPARTMENT
Tax.Special.Enforcement.Section@hawaii.gov
112. U.S. SENATOR Hirono, of Hawaii:
hawaiioffice@hirono.senate.gov
113. HAWAII STATE Senator Kidani:
senkidani@capitol.hawaii.gov
114. HAWAII STATE Assembly person:
repyamane@Capitol.hawaii.gov
( END of e-mail list. )
AND IN THE END…
SILENCE Equals CONSENT
“You have to do more than disagree. You have to speak up.”
ARCANA
1. “ARSE” stands for “Andrew Roller Stories and Essays”. ( This web site. )
2. One reason that I have multiple magazines is so that readers identify with the name of my web site, not with the name of my magazine. My web site has a web address. My magazines don’t.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 141
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 141, version 3.0
Date Written: January 14, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Tucker Does America
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BO 24
Book Observations presents...
Tucker Does America
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Plus: The great soap heist.
And: Pedophilia: it’s natural.
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TUCKER Does AMERICA
A book review.
by Andrew Roller
The Long Slide: Thirty Years in American Journalism. By Tucker Carlson. Threshold Editions. Simon & Schuster. New York, New York. Published in 2021. ( Amazon Kindle. )
Tucker Carlson is the host of Tucker Carlson Tonight, on the Fox News Channel.
Review: Tucker was romantically involved with a child. She was in the tenth grade. So was Tucker. The child is now his wife. Nonetheless, for someone like me, who’s never been romantically involved with anyone, it’s a bit rich to watch Carlson, on T.V., lambaste “child molesters”. ( A “man” who is romantically involved with a “child”. ) Tucker is the pot calling the kettle black.
“My wife has been going with me [ to Maine ] every summer since we were in the tenth grade.” Page 274.
According to Tucker, his book consists of “magazine stories about dead and irrelevant people.” Page 277.
Tucker undersells his book. I’ve bought all three of Tucker’s books. This is the first one that I finished. I read it with interest. It was, in the middle, rather slow. However, I prefer to read books about world historic events. Tucker’s book isn’t that. It is, likely, the best collection of magazine stories you’ll read.
“The Long Slide” does not have a table of contents! This makes it difficult for me to review Tucker’s book. It also makes me wonder if this is a book, in the real sense. Who ever heard of a book without a table of contents?
Synopses of his stories, in “The Long Slide”, follow. The page given is the page on which the story begins.
1. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Page 26.
Tucker, as a journalist, flies off with Al Sharpton, and other Black bigwigs. They fly to Africa. The intent of Sharpton, and his companions, is to end Liberia’s civil war. That was like trying to put out the fires in Hell.
Tucker is White. When he began his show on Fox News, it was decidedly preppy. So we have preppy White Tucker, and a bunch of self-important, if somewhat influential, Black guys. In Africa. No wonder the politically correct magazine, The New Yorker, quailed at paying for Tucker to do this story. He got Esquire to pick up the bill.
2. A New Democrat. Page 86.
This story reveals the following about the United States Congress:
“Republicans sponsored a nonbinding resolution condemning sexual relations between adults and children.” Page 89.
A question: If so-called “child sexual abuse” is horrific, and the worst crime imaginable, why was the Republicans’ resolution nonbinding? Perhaps Republicans hype so-called “pedophilia” to get votes. Votes from haters. Fortunately, condemning “International Jewry” no longer draws enough hate-inspired votes to be worth hyping.
3. Derek Richardson, Where Are You? Page 137.
This is a memorable story about a ( very ) small time con man. Dreck plays on people’s sympathy by pretending to be a stranded, upscale motorist. Tucker fell for his con; he even put the man in his car! Tucker plots his revenge. To say more would be to give away too much.
4. Hired Guns. Page 222.
Like anyone my age, I’m throughly versed, via the American media, regarding America’s war in Iraq. However, until I read “Hired Guns”, I knew nothing. It’s a deeply enlightening story. Tucker is fully involved in the action. This story is worth the price of the book. If you don’t want to buy Tucker’s book, rush to your library, and xerox this story!
“We’d … remind[ed] them … of the oldest rule there is: armed people get to do exactly what they want; everyone else has to shut up and take it.” Page 229.
5. On the Road. Page 254.
Tucker was with the late Senator John McCain, as a reporter, when McCain ran for president in 2000.
Are you a small dollar donor to such campaigns? I have been, at times. I don’t drink alcohol. I never have. It was annoying to me to read about all the alcohol being drunk by McCain’s campaign aides. Consider that, the next time you get out your checkbook. You’re paying for people to get drunk. In today’s era, you’re probably also paying for them to get stoned.
6. One Man’s Treasure. Page 273.
This is a poignant story about Tucker and his family. It was unnerving to me to read about Tucker’s children:
“They’re too young to be very judgmental about appearances.” Page 275.
Why was I unnerved? Tucker has four daughters. He hasn’t complained about them on his show. He has, however, complained about their boyfriends. Tucker’s daughters are now all grown. I had to remind myself that this story was written in the year 2000. Seems like just yesterday, to me. My life hasn’t changed, in any emotionally significant way. I guess Tucker’s has.
7. About the Author. Page 278.
“He lives in the middle of nowhere”. Page 278.
Tucker felt obliged to move house, after a group of people attacked his house in Washington D.C. On his show, Tucker whines about the U.S. helping Ukraine. Tucker, if we don’t stop the Russians in Ukraine, they’ll roll west.
Who do you think, in Western Europe, will stop the Russians? Sweden? Germany? Albania? None of those countries have nuclear weapons. France does. However, France has, at times, flirted with communism.
Where do you expect to move to, Tucker, when Russia shows up at your door?
THE Great SOAP Heist
by Andrew Roller
My mother owns two homes. Both were paid off decades ago.
Mom’s home in Hawaii is worth over a million dollars. Its price rises by $50,000 a month. She and her ( now deceased ) husband bought their home in 1978.
Mom’s other home is in Pennsylvania. It’s worth about $360,000. Its value continues to rise. It was bought in 1968.
In 1980, my parents visited my aunt. Her name is Jane. Jane has lived in San Diego, California, for decades.
At the time, Jane’s family consisted of one son: Joe. Joe’s my age. At the time, Joe and I were in our late teens.
Jane loaded her family, and ours, into her car. She drove us to the Mexican border. We weren’t stopped by Mexican officials at the border. We were Americans. We were obviously not coming to Mexico to commit crimes.
Ours was a shopping expedition, in Tijuana. Joe and I quickly became separated from my parents, and from his mom. We had no interest in shopping. Lacking anything to do, Joe and I walked, continuously, in a circle. We actually walked in a square, but “circle” describes our walk best. Our walk covered several blocks. It was in a central shopping area of Tijuana.
A man was standing on the corner of one of the blocks. “You want girls?” he asked us, every time that Joe and I walked by. Neither Joe nor I had any interest in prostitutes. Eventually, the man asked us, “You want boys?” Joe and I regarded that as hilarious. We wanted boys even less than we wanted sexual diseases from mens’ wives.
Eventually, Joe and I left the central shopping area. We began walking on side streets. I’ve been in a number of racially mixed environments, from the continental United States, to Guam. As Joe and I walked along a side street in Tijuana, a pack of young Mexican men came toward us. “Uh oh,” I thought to myself. Joe and I had better move aside, on the sidewalk.
In fact, the pack of young Mexican men moved aside, for Joe and I. This amazed me. It still amazes me. All of this happened during the day. By the time Joe and I passed the pack of young Mexican men, night was closing in.
My next memory is at night. I’m in Jane’s car. So is everyone else in our group; the families are reunited.
Jane pulled up in front of a big Mexican department store.
“Don’t buy any soap,” Jane warned my parents. She explained: ‘In Mexico, the government makes soap. They sell it for less than it costs to make it. They do this because the people of Mexico are poor. If the government sold the soap for the price that it costs to make it, the people of Mexico would not be able to buy soap.
At the time, and at his death, Dad was a full colonel in the United States Air Force Reserve. When he worked for the Air Force, he got a large paycheck. Meanwhile, he was the pastor of Pearl Harbor Lutheran Church. ( Which, thanks to his stewardship, had to close. ) Dad was being paid by the church. So, he was collecting two paychecks. Mom was the principal of a church preschool. She was paid by the preschool.
Jane and my parents went into the big department store. I waited for them in the car. Some time later, my parents, and Jane, came gaily out from the store. My parents had succeeded in buying soap. They were thrilled.
There was a problem. We, and our illegal soap, were in Mexico. We had to get it across the border. My father did not look like a Mexican. He was six feet, four inches tall, and obviously White. Our whole family is White.
We drove to the U.S. border with Mexico. Dad was driving. We were stopped by the U.S. guard at the border. He asked us one question:
“Did you buy any soap?”
“No,” my father, the pastor, lied.
I could tell from the guard’s voice, and his single question, that he knew we had bought soap. Someone in the store had called the U.S. border guards, and reported us. I could also tell, from my father’s voice, that he knew he was lying.
The guard decided not to hassle us. He was White, and middle class. We were White, and middle class. You know the old saying: “Don’t shit where you eat.” He let us pass.
Now, there was another problem. Dad, Mom, and I, didn’t live in San Diego. We lived in Honolulu, Hawaii. There was no longer a question of legality, in transporting our soap. But we had to get a large, heavy quantity of soap to Hawaii. We had to do this on a commercial airplane. My parents’ intent was to save money. If they had to pay extra, to the airline, to transport our soap, they would not make a profit on the Mexican soap.
I’m pleased to say that I never handled the soap. I use “we”, in regards to it, because I was with Dad and Mom.
My parents got the soap to Hawaii. They proceeded to unwrap all the soap. Their belief was that unwrapped soap gets hard. It may make less suds, as a result, but it will last longer when it is eventually used to bathe.
My parents put the soap in their clothes closet, on the floor. Their belief was that soap, in a clothes closet, makes the clothes smell better.
The Mexican soap was cheap, but it wasn’t pleasant to wash with. It was like trying to use “Lava” soap. That’s a product that, fortunately, no longer exists. The Mexican soap didn’t make suds.
Dad could have stocked up on soap, at below cost, at a U.S. military Exchange in Hawaii. Why he thrilled to committing a crime in Mexico, along with Mom, is beyond me. Had the U.S. border guard decided to arrest him, it could have caused him considerable trouble. He would have been in trouble with two governments: the U.S. government, and the Mexican government. He would have been in trouble with both of his employers: the U.S. military, and his church.
Dad was always determined to be the “holiest” guy in the room. That was his mission in life. In his final years, as a veteran of World War II, he reveled in ceremonies, in Hawaii, that, in essence, proclaimed his “holiness”. ( Dad, in World War II, assisted with recreational facilities in Okinawa. )
The Great Depression, in the 1930s, had a huge influence on Dad. Mom was deeply influenced by the rationing that occurred in World War Two. Both of my parents firmly believed that Americans had “too much”. If America were perpetually in a depression, or subjected to shortages, Americans would be properly “holy”.
I guess it was Dad and Mom who wound up with “too much”. It caused them to steal soap from impoverished people in Mexico, to save money on their millionaires’ lifestyle.
“PEDOPHILIA”: It’s NATURAL
USA Today got itself into trouble by publishing the truth. An excerpt of the controversy follows:
Headline: “What the public keeps getting wrong about pedophilia”.
“Scientists who study the disorder say there is a growing consensus that pedophilia is determined in the womb.”
Source: usatoday ( dot ) com. 10:00 a.m. January 11, 2022. Twitter Web App.
Source for ARSE: The Five. The Fox New Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com. January 13, 2022.
According to “The Five”, USA Today was pressured by public comments into deleting its entire “thread” regarding “pedophilia”. Hate can prevail over truth at USA Today. God help them if Hitler takes power.
“Pedophilia” is no more of a “disorder” than being Black, White, or a woman.
AND IN THE END ( 1 )…
Fox News: Not “Fair and Balanced”!
“When you’re tryin’ to make a point, and you wanna put an opinion editorial out there, USA Today is like, kinda, the easy place to get it [ published ]. It’s harder to get it into The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, [ and ] The Washington Post.
“But the most effective place you can put it [ your opinion ] is someplace like Fox News dot com, with the kind of traffic we get.
“But we’re not gonna run your pedophile article. Don’t even try it.”
- Dana Perino.
Source: The Five. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com. January 13, 2022.
Hence, hatred of pedophiles is welcome on Fox News dot com, but not opinions that oppose such hate. Hitler is welcome on Fox News dot com. He just has to spew the correct kind of hatred.
For a sampling of hate from a modern Hitler, who acted on her hate, watch Judge Jeanine Pirro’s monologue in this video. ( The video’s title is in “ARCANA”, below. )
We have fallen from the correct English of William F. Buckley, Junior, to the gutter speak of Perino.
Greg Gutfeld is his usual duplicitous self in this video. He wants to be Benedict Arnold when he grows up.
“The Five” feeds intolerance. They suppress cultural expression. Their rhetoric, and Judge Pirro’s prior actions, encourage violence against so-called pedophiles. This is done for the purpose of cultural supremacy; that of an anti-“pedophile” agenda.
I’m told, by “The Five”, that their T.V. show is popular. So were Adolf Hitler’s speeches.
Note to “The Five”: Hitler’s final end was to be flushed down a toilet, at a German military base, by the Russians.
AND IN THE END ( 2)…
“The media’s job is not to act as spokesmen for the people in power.”
- Tucker Carlson.
Source: Tucker Carlson Tonight. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com. January 13, 2022.
ARCANA
The relevant “The Five” video regarding USA Today, and “pedophilia”, has the following title:
Greg Gutfeld: What is it with the media and pedophilia? USA Today deleted tweets that defended pedophilia; ‘The Five’ reacts.”
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. BO, Book Observations, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is BO, Book Observations, issue number 24
Arcana: This is BO, Book Observations, issue number 24, version 3.0
Date Written: January 14, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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BO 24
Book Observations presents...
Tucker Does America
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Plus: The great soap heist.
And: Pedophilia: it’s natural.
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TUCKER Does AMERICA
A book review.
by Andrew Roller
The Long Slide: Thirty Years in American Journalism. By Tucker Carlson. Threshold Editions. Simon & Schuster. New York, New York. Published in 2021. ( Amazon Kindle. )
Tucker Carlson is the host of Tucker Carlson Tonight, on the Fox News Channel.
Review: Tucker was romantically involved with a child. She was in the tenth grade. So was Tucker. The child is now his wife. Nonetheless, for someone like me, who’s never been romantically involved with anyone, it’s a bit rich to watch Carlson, on T.V., lambaste “child molesters”. ( A “man” who is romantically involved with a “child”. ) Tucker is the pot calling the kettle black.
“My wife has been going with me [ to Maine ] every summer since we were in the tenth grade.” Page 274.
According to Tucker, his book consists of “magazine stories about dead and irrelevant people.” Page 277.
Tucker undersells his book. I’ve bought all three of Tucker’s books. This is the first one that I finished. I read it with interest. It was, in the middle, rather slow. However, I prefer to read books about world historic events. Tucker’s book isn’t that. It is, likely, the best collection of magazine stories you’ll read.
“The Long Slide” does not have a table of contents! This makes it difficult for me to review Tucker’s book. It also makes me wonder if this is a book, in the real sense. Who ever heard of a book without a table of contents?
Synopses of his stories, in “The Long Slide”, follow. The page given is the page on which the story begins.
1. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Page 26.
Tucker, as a journalist, flies off with Al Sharpton, and other Black bigwigs. They fly to Africa. The intent of Sharpton, and his companions, is to end Liberia’s civil war. That was like trying to put out the fires in Hell.
Tucker is White. When he began his show on Fox News, it was decidedly preppy. So we have preppy White Tucker, and a bunch of self-important, if somewhat influential, Black guys. In Africa. No wonder the politically correct magazine, The New Yorker, quailed at paying for Tucker to do this story. He got Esquire to pick up the bill.
2. A New Democrat. Page 86.
This story reveals the following about the United States Congress:
“Republicans sponsored a nonbinding resolution condemning sexual relations between adults and children.” Page 89.
A question: If so-called “child sexual abuse” is horrific, and the worst crime imaginable, why was the Republicans’ resolution nonbinding? Perhaps Republicans hype so-called “pedophilia” to get votes. Votes from haters. Fortunately, condemning “International Jewry” no longer draws enough hate-inspired votes to be worth hyping.
3. Derek Richardson, Where Are You? Page 137.
This is a memorable story about a ( very ) small time con man. Dreck plays on people’s sympathy by pretending to be a stranded, upscale motorist. Tucker fell for his con; he even put the man in his car! Tucker plots his revenge. To say more would be to give away too much.
4. Hired Guns. Page 222.
Like anyone my age, I’m throughly versed, via the American media, regarding America’s war in Iraq. However, until I read “Hired Guns”, I knew nothing. It’s a deeply enlightening story. Tucker is fully involved in the action. This story is worth the price of the book. If you don’t want to buy Tucker’s book, rush to your library, and xerox this story!
“We’d … remind[ed] them … of the oldest rule there is: armed people get to do exactly what they want; everyone else has to shut up and take it.” Page 229.
5. On the Road. Page 254.
Tucker was with the late Senator John McCain, as a reporter, when McCain ran for president in 2000.
Are you a small dollar donor to such campaigns? I have been, at times. I don’t drink alcohol. I never have. It was annoying to me to read about all the alcohol being drunk by McCain’s campaign aides. Consider that, the next time you get out your checkbook. You’re paying for people to get drunk. In today’s era, you’re probably also paying for them to get stoned.
6. One Man’s Treasure. Page 273.
This is a poignant story about Tucker and his family. It was unnerving to me to read about Tucker’s children:
“They’re too young to be very judgmental about appearances.” Page 275.
Why was I unnerved? Tucker has four daughters. He hasn’t complained about them on his show. He has, however, complained about their boyfriends. Tucker’s daughters are now all grown. I had to remind myself that this story was written in the year 2000. Seems like just yesterday, to me. My life hasn’t changed, in any emotionally significant way. I guess Tucker’s has.
7. About the Author. Page 278.
“He lives in the middle of nowhere”. Page 278.
Tucker felt obliged to move house, after a group of people attacked his house in Washington D.C. On his show, Tucker whines about the U.S. helping Ukraine. Tucker, if we don’t stop the Russians in Ukraine, they’ll roll west.
Who do you think, in Western Europe, will stop the Russians? Sweden? Germany? Albania? None of those countries have nuclear weapons. France does. However, France has, at times, flirted with communism.
Where do you expect to move to, Tucker, when Russia shows up at your door?
THE Great SOAP Heist
by Andrew Roller
My mother owns two homes. Both were paid off decades ago.
Mom’s home in Hawaii is worth over a million dollars. Its price rises by $50,000 a month. She and her ( now deceased ) husband bought their home in 1978.
Mom’s other home is in Pennsylvania. It’s worth about $360,000. Its value continues to rise. It was bought in 1968.
In 1980, my parents visited my aunt. Her name is Jane. Jane has lived in San Diego, California, for decades.
At the time, Jane’s family consisted of one son: Joe. Joe’s my age. At the time, Joe and I were in our late teens.
Jane loaded her family, and ours, into her car. She drove us to the Mexican border. We weren’t stopped by Mexican officials at the border. We were Americans. We were obviously not coming to Mexico to commit crimes.
Ours was a shopping expedition, in Tijuana. Joe and I quickly became separated from my parents, and from his mom. We had no interest in shopping. Lacking anything to do, Joe and I walked, continuously, in a circle. We actually walked in a square, but “circle” describes our walk best. Our walk covered several blocks. It was in a central shopping area of Tijuana.
A man was standing on the corner of one of the blocks. “You want girls?” he asked us, every time that Joe and I walked by. Neither Joe nor I had any interest in prostitutes. Eventually, the man asked us, “You want boys?” Joe and I regarded that as hilarious. We wanted boys even less than we wanted sexual diseases from mens’ wives.
Eventually, Joe and I left the central shopping area. We began walking on side streets. I’ve been in a number of racially mixed environments, from the continental United States, to Guam. As Joe and I walked along a side street in Tijuana, a pack of young Mexican men came toward us. “Uh oh,” I thought to myself. Joe and I had better move aside, on the sidewalk.
In fact, the pack of young Mexican men moved aside, for Joe and I. This amazed me. It still amazes me. All of this happened during the day. By the time Joe and I passed the pack of young Mexican men, night was closing in.
My next memory is at night. I’m in Jane’s car. So is everyone else in our group; the families are reunited.
Jane pulled up in front of a big Mexican department store.
“Don’t buy any soap,” Jane warned my parents. She explained: ‘In Mexico, the government makes soap. They sell it for less than it costs to make it. They do this because the people of Mexico are poor. If the government sold the soap for the price that it costs to make it, the people of Mexico would not be able to buy soap.
At the time, and at his death, Dad was a full colonel in the United States Air Force Reserve. When he worked for the Air Force, he got a large paycheck. Meanwhile, he was the pastor of Pearl Harbor Lutheran Church. ( Which, thanks to his stewardship, had to close. ) Dad was being paid by the church. So, he was collecting two paychecks. Mom was the principal of a church preschool. She was paid by the preschool.
Jane and my parents went into the big department store. I waited for them in the car. Some time later, my parents, and Jane, came gaily out from the store. My parents had succeeded in buying soap. They were thrilled.
There was a problem. We, and our illegal soap, were in Mexico. We had to get it across the border. My father did not look like a Mexican. He was six feet, four inches tall, and obviously White. Our whole family is White.
We drove to the U.S. border with Mexico. Dad was driving. We were stopped by the U.S. guard at the border. He asked us one question:
“Did you buy any soap?”
“No,” my father, the pastor, lied.
I could tell from the guard’s voice, and his single question, that he knew we had bought soap. Someone in the store had called the U.S. border guards, and reported us. I could also tell, from my father’s voice, that he knew he was lying.
The guard decided not to hassle us. He was White, and middle class. We were White, and middle class. You know the old saying: “Don’t shit where you eat.” He let us pass.
Now, there was another problem. Dad, Mom, and I, didn’t live in San Diego. We lived in Honolulu, Hawaii. There was no longer a question of legality, in transporting our soap. But we had to get a large, heavy quantity of soap to Hawaii. We had to do this on a commercial airplane. My parents’ intent was to save money. If they had to pay extra, to the airline, to transport our soap, they would not make a profit on the Mexican soap.
I’m pleased to say that I never handled the soap. I use “we”, in regards to it, because I was with Dad and Mom.
My parents got the soap to Hawaii. They proceeded to unwrap all the soap. Their belief was that unwrapped soap gets hard. It may make less suds, as a result, but it will last longer when it is eventually used to bathe.
My parents put the soap in their clothes closet, on the floor. Their belief was that soap, in a clothes closet, makes the clothes smell better.
The Mexican soap was cheap, but it wasn’t pleasant to wash with. It was like trying to use “Lava” soap. That’s a product that, fortunately, no longer exists. The Mexican soap didn’t make suds.
Dad could have stocked up on soap, at below cost, at a U.S. military Exchange in Hawaii. Why he thrilled to committing a crime in Mexico, along with Mom, is beyond me. Had the U.S. border guard decided to arrest him, it could have caused him considerable trouble. He would have been in trouble with two governments: the U.S. government, and the Mexican government. He would have been in trouble with both of his employers: the U.S. military, and his church.
Dad was always determined to be the “holiest” guy in the room. That was his mission in life. In his final years, as a veteran of World War II, he reveled in ceremonies, in Hawaii, that, in essence, proclaimed his “holiness”. ( Dad, in World War II, assisted with recreational facilities in Okinawa. )
The Great Depression, in the 1930s, had a huge influence on Dad. Mom was deeply influenced by the rationing that occurred in World War Two. Both of my parents firmly believed that Americans had “too much”. If America were perpetually in a depression, or subjected to shortages, Americans would be properly “holy”.
I guess it was Dad and Mom who wound up with “too much”. It caused them to steal soap from impoverished people in Mexico, to save money on their millionaires’ lifestyle.
“PEDOPHILIA”: It’s NATURAL
USA Today got itself into trouble by publishing the truth. An excerpt of the controversy follows:
Headline: “What the public keeps getting wrong about pedophilia”.
“Scientists who study the disorder say there is a growing consensus that pedophilia is determined in the womb.”
Source: usatoday ( dot ) com. 10:00 a.m. January 11, 2022. Twitter Web App.
Source for ARSE: The Five. The Fox New Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com. January 13, 2022.
According to “The Five”, USA Today was pressured by public comments into deleting its entire “thread” regarding “pedophilia”. Hate can prevail over truth at USA Today. God help them if Hitler takes power.
“Pedophilia” is no more of a “disorder” than being Black, White, or a woman.
AND IN THE END ( 1 )…
Fox News: Not “Fair and Balanced”!
“When you’re tryin’ to make a point, and you wanna put an opinion editorial out there, USA Today is like, kinda, the easy place to get it [ published ]. It’s harder to get it into The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, [ and ] The Washington Post.
“But the most effective place you can put it [ your opinion ] is someplace like Fox News dot com, with the kind of traffic we get.
“But we’re not gonna run your pedophile article. Don’t even try it.”
- Dana Perino.
Source: The Five. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com. January 13, 2022.
Hence, hatred of pedophiles is welcome on Fox News dot com, but not opinions that oppose such hate. Hitler is welcome on Fox News dot com. He just has to spew the correct kind of hatred.
For a sampling of hate from a modern Hitler, who acted on her hate, watch Judge Jeanine Pirro’s monologue in this video. ( The video’s title is in “ARCANA”, below. )
We have fallen from the correct English of William F. Buckley, Junior, to the gutter speak of Perino.
Greg Gutfeld is his usual duplicitous self in this video. He wants to be Benedict Arnold when he grows up.
“The Five” feeds intolerance. They suppress cultural expression. Their rhetoric, and Judge Pirro’s prior actions, encourage violence against so-called pedophiles. This is done for the purpose of cultural supremacy; that of an anti-“pedophile” agenda.
I’m told, by “The Five”, that their T.V. show is popular. So were Adolf Hitler’s speeches.
Note to “The Five”: Hitler’s final end was to be flushed down a toilet, at a German military base, by the Russians.
AND IN THE END ( 2)…
“The media’s job is not to act as spokesmen for the people in power.”
- Tucker Carlson.
Source: Tucker Carlson Tonight. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com. January 13, 2022.
ARCANA
The relevant “The Five” video regarding USA Today, and “pedophilia”, has the following title:
Greg Gutfeld: What is it with the media and pedophilia? USA Today deleted tweets that defended pedophilia; ‘The Five’ reacts.”
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. BO, Book Observations, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is BO, Book Observations, issue number 24
Arcana: This is BO, Book Observations, issue number 24, version 3.0
Date Written: January 14, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Dead iPad. What Now?
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AI 26
Apple Info presents...
Dead iPad. What Now?
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Plus: Moving from iTunes U to Podcasts.
And: Big Tech: not to be trusted.
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DEAD iPad. What NOW?
Try a ‘hard reset’. Or, drain your iPad’s battery.
by Andrew Roller
Q. My iPad refuses to turn itself off. It won’t let me access my Home Screen. How am I supposed to masturbate, without my iPad?!
- Afraid to go to the playground.
A. Dear ‘Afraid to go to the playground’,
Always back up your iPad. You’ll likely have to buy an Apple iCloud subscription to do this. ( Once you’ve downloaded a certain amount of porn to your iPad. ) Apple calls its paid iCloud subscription service “iCloud+”. Different amounts of memory are available on “iCloud+”. They are as follows:
1. The “I don’t masturate much” plan. You get some extra memory on iCloud+.
2. The “I masturbate every day” plan. You get more memory on iCloud+.
3. The “I never leave the house, because I can’t stop jerking off” plan. You get iCloud’s largest amount of memory. It’s maintained at the U.S. Department of Justice.
Back to your iPad:
If you can’t regain access to your iPad, you’ll have to go to the Apple Store. You’ll probably have to call them ahead of time, for an appointment. You may get stuck with an appointment that’s a week in the future.
First, try doing a ‘hard reset’ of your iPad. If you have a modern iPad, it doesn’t have a Home button. ( An actual plastic button, set into your iPad’s plastic frame. ) Here are your instructions:
1. Press and quickly release the “Volume Up” button.
2. Press and quickly release the “Volume Down” button.
3. Then, press and hold the “Power button”, until the device restarts. Wait for the white Apple logo to appear on your iPad’s screen.
If this doesn’t work, keep doing it! This may prove futile. However, after doing this a number of times, I regained access to my iPad! ( Which was fortunate, since I wasn’t, at the time, wearing pants - for a reason. )
Assume that the above didn’t work. Let your iPad’s battery drain. Drain it completely. Now, plug your power cord into your iPad. Wait. Once your iPad has some ‘charge’ in its battery, it may give you access to your Home screen. ( Basically, your iPad forgot that it was broken. )
Let’s assume that you’ve regained access to your iPad’s Home screen. Is your iPad okay now? No! Do not turn your iPad off!
Once, I thought my iPad was all better. I turned it off. Oops! My iPad remembered that it was broken. It denied me access to my Home screen!
When will your iPad be back to normal? After you’ve updated it one or more times, with Apple’s new Operating System software. ( Called “iPadOS”. )
Right now, you’re probably fully updated. You’ll have to wait for Apple to release new Operating System software. This may take several weeks.
When Apple releases new Operating System software, use it! Install it on your iPad. Your iPad will be ‘turned off’, by Apple, during the download. That’s okay. Apple’s Operating System software will understand that there’s a problem, and fix it for you.
I recommend waiting more weeks before turning your iPad off. That is, go through several Operating System updates. You can’t rush this. You’ll just have to wait until Apple releases another Operating System update. ( And another one, later on. )
After you’ve updated your Operating System software several times, you’ll be able to risk turning your iPad off.
What if you take your ( broken ) iPad to the Apple store? There’s likely only one thing that they can do. They’ll erase your iPad. Then, they’ll set it up to download what you saved on iCloud+.
When my iPad broke, I went through this process. It took me over a week, at home, to recover what I’d saved on iCloud+.
In fact, I never finished the download. You Tube attacked me during this time. They attacked my You Tube account. When I discovered this, I felt obliged to respond. I cut short the download. I lost the content that I had failed to download from iCloud+.
What did I lose? Porn films. They were stored in the Apple app, iMovie. From my perspective, it looked like all of my content, throughout my iPad, had been downloaded from iCloud+. All of my iMovie content appeared to be present.
However, I should have manually openened, and scrolled through, every film in iMovie.
Here’s why: A movie, in iMovie, will appear to be present. That can be an illusion. You have to open, and scroll through, a film to make sure that it’s there.
You may own a computer, along with your iPad. In that case, you won’t have to take your ( broken ) iPad to the Apple Store. You can use your computer to access your iPad. Probably, you’ll simply be erasing your iPad. Then, you’ll set up your iPad. You’ll set it up to download what you saved on iCloud+.
Are you an Amazon Kindle customer? Do you have a lot of Kindle books? A big chore awaits you. Once you’ve fixed your iPad, you’ll make an awful discovery. The cover of each of your Kindle books is present. However, the contents aren’t. You’ll have to download every Kindle book that you want from Amazon. I’m speaking of books that you’ve already bought. Re-dowloading each book won’t cost money. It will take an enormous amount of time.
The same is, apparently, true of your Amazon Audible books. It’s also likely true of books in your Apple “Books” app.
By the time you’re done downloading all of your books, you’ll wish you were illiterate!
iTunes U is DEAD
How to migrate to Apple’s “Podcasts” app.
by Andrew Roller
I launched my iTunes U app. Where there had once been college and university courses, there was a large box. It was mostly empty. Text, in the box, promised to take me somewhere. That didn’t work.
I went to Apple’s app that’s called “Podcasts”. Some iTunes U courses, that I liked, are not available as podcasts. I imagine they’re gone for good.
What’s the best way to get started in Apple’s “Podcasts” app? Look to the bottom of your iPad’s screen. A horizontal menu bar is there. In the bar, you’ll see this: “Search”. Beside the word “Search” is an icon of a magnifying glass.
Tap on “Search”. Look to the top of your iPad’s screen. A search field has appeared! Type the following into the search field:
Yale
“Yale” stands for “Yale University”. Yale was the top provider of university courses to Apple’s iTunes U app.
Tap your keypad’s “return” key.
Yale courses appear on your iPad’s screen! Above them, on the left side of your iPad’s screen, is this word: “Shows”. You’ll see twenty Yale courses. They’re in two horizontal rows, of ten each.
I know what you’re thinking: this is America! You’re only giving me 20 Yale courses?!
Look to the top right of your iPad’s screen. You’ll see this: “See All”.
Tap on “See All”. More Yale courses appear!
Scroll down. Still more Yale courses appear! ( Plus, oddly, junk. Nancy Grace shows up, with her “Crime Stories”. ( Anti-pedophile bile. ) ( Grace missed out on the Nazi era. She’s doing her best to make up for that. ) )
My favorite Yale course is “Early Middle Ages”. It’s by Paul H. Freedman.
Let’s open that course. If you wish to subscribe to it, look to the top right of your iPad’s screen. You’ll see an icon. It’s of three horizontal dots. I call this a ‘dots icon’.
Tap on the ‘dots icon’. An informational box opens. At the top of the box is the following:
“Follow Show”.
Tap on “Follow Show”. Do a ‘long press’, with your finger. A ‘short press’ won’t work.
If you press “Follow Show” successfully, a new informational box will appear. It will appear in the center of your iPad’s screen. It will say, “Following”. A check mark will be in this informational box.
You are now subscribed to “Early Middle Ages”.
What if you subscribed to “Early Middle Ages” before? Tap on the ‘dots icon’. An informational box will appear. You won’t see “Follow Show” in it. Instead, you’ll see this: “Unfollow Show”. Don’t press it unless you want to unsubscribe.
Look to the left of the ‘dots icon’. You’ll see another icon. It’s an icon of a plus sign. ( + ) If you press it, and aren’t subscribed to the podcast, the plus sign ( + ) should enable you to follow that podcast. However, when I pressed the plus sign ( + ), nothing happened.
What if you’re already subscribed to a podcast? The plus sign ( + ) won’t be there! Instead, you’ll see an icon of an arrow. It’s pointing down. If you press the icon, the podcast will be downloaded to your iPad. Then, you’ll be able to listen to the podcast when you’re not on the internet. Otherwise, you’ll be streaming the podcast.
I recommend streaming the podcast. If you download podcasts, you’ll cut into your iPad’s available memory. Do that often enough, and your iPad will be out of memory!
I don’t know how to get rid of a podcast that you’ve downloaded. Probably, it involves pressing the arrow icon. Presumably, the arrow icon will look different once you’ve downloaded the podcast. ( Maybe it will look like a trash can. )
The era of iTunes U, with its curated selection of university courses, is over. Now, if you want to find courses from Yale, you’ll have to wade through people like Nancy Grace, on Apple’s “Podcasts” app.
AND IN THE END…
“You certainly can’t trust Big Tech.”
- Steve Hilton.
Source: The Next Revolution. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com. January 9, 2022.
ARCANA
1. My instructions for resurrecting your iPad can be applied to your iPhone.
2. My advice is based on my own experiences, with my iPad and my iPhone. I can’t guarantee that your results will be identical to mine.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. AI, Apple Info, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is AI, Apple Info, issue number 26
Arcana: This is AI, Apple Info, issue number 26, version 2.0
Date Written: January 13, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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AI 26
Apple Info presents...
Dead iPad. What Now?
——————————————————————————————————————————
Plus: Moving from iTunes U to Podcasts.
And: Big Tech: not to be trusted.
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DEAD iPad. What NOW?
Try a ‘hard reset’. Or, drain your iPad’s battery.
by Andrew Roller
Q. My iPad refuses to turn itself off. It won’t let me access my Home Screen. How am I supposed to masturbate, without my iPad?!
- Afraid to go to the playground.
A. Dear ‘Afraid to go to the playground’,
Always back up your iPad. You’ll likely have to buy an Apple iCloud subscription to do this. ( Once you’ve downloaded a certain amount of porn to your iPad. ) Apple calls its paid iCloud subscription service “iCloud+”. Different amounts of memory are available on “iCloud+”. They are as follows:
1. The “I don’t masturate much” plan. You get some extra memory on iCloud+.
2. The “I masturbate every day” plan. You get more memory on iCloud+.
3. The “I never leave the house, because I can’t stop jerking off” plan. You get iCloud’s largest amount of memory. It’s maintained at the U.S. Department of Justice.
Back to your iPad:
If you can’t regain access to your iPad, you’ll have to go to the Apple Store. You’ll probably have to call them ahead of time, for an appointment. You may get stuck with an appointment that’s a week in the future.
First, try doing a ‘hard reset’ of your iPad. If you have a modern iPad, it doesn’t have a Home button. ( An actual plastic button, set into your iPad’s plastic frame. ) Here are your instructions:
1. Press and quickly release the “Volume Up” button.
2. Press and quickly release the “Volume Down” button.
3. Then, press and hold the “Power button”, until the device restarts. Wait for the white Apple logo to appear on your iPad’s screen.
If this doesn’t work, keep doing it! This may prove futile. However, after doing this a number of times, I regained access to my iPad! ( Which was fortunate, since I wasn’t, at the time, wearing pants - for a reason. )
Assume that the above didn’t work. Let your iPad’s battery drain. Drain it completely. Now, plug your power cord into your iPad. Wait. Once your iPad has some ‘charge’ in its battery, it may give you access to your Home screen. ( Basically, your iPad forgot that it was broken. )
Let’s assume that you’ve regained access to your iPad’s Home screen. Is your iPad okay now? No! Do not turn your iPad off!
Once, I thought my iPad was all better. I turned it off. Oops! My iPad remembered that it was broken. It denied me access to my Home screen!
When will your iPad be back to normal? After you’ve updated it one or more times, with Apple’s new Operating System software. ( Called “iPadOS”. )
Right now, you’re probably fully updated. You’ll have to wait for Apple to release new Operating System software. This may take several weeks.
When Apple releases new Operating System software, use it! Install it on your iPad. Your iPad will be ‘turned off’, by Apple, during the download. That’s okay. Apple’s Operating System software will understand that there’s a problem, and fix it for you.
I recommend waiting more weeks before turning your iPad off. That is, go through several Operating System updates. You can’t rush this. You’ll just have to wait until Apple releases another Operating System update. ( And another one, later on. )
After you’ve updated your Operating System software several times, you’ll be able to risk turning your iPad off.
What if you take your ( broken ) iPad to the Apple store? There’s likely only one thing that they can do. They’ll erase your iPad. Then, they’ll set it up to download what you saved on iCloud+.
When my iPad broke, I went through this process. It took me over a week, at home, to recover what I’d saved on iCloud+.
In fact, I never finished the download. You Tube attacked me during this time. They attacked my You Tube account. When I discovered this, I felt obliged to respond. I cut short the download. I lost the content that I had failed to download from iCloud+.
What did I lose? Porn films. They were stored in the Apple app, iMovie. From my perspective, it looked like all of my content, throughout my iPad, had been downloaded from iCloud+. All of my iMovie content appeared to be present.
However, I should have manually openened, and scrolled through, every film in iMovie.
Here’s why: A movie, in iMovie, will appear to be present. That can be an illusion. You have to open, and scroll through, a film to make sure that it’s there.
You may own a computer, along with your iPad. In that case, you won’t have to take your ( broken ) iPad to the Apple Store. You can use your computer to access your iPad. Probably, you’ll simply be erasing your iPad. Then, you’ll set up your iPad. You’ll set it up to download what you saved on iCloud+.
Are you an Amazon Kindle customer? Do you have a lot of Kindle books? A big chore awaits you. Once you’ve fixed your iPad, you’ll make an awful discovery. The cover of each of your Kindle books is present. However, the contents aren’t. You’ll have to download every Kindle book that you want from Amazon. I’m speaking of books that you’ve already bought. Re-dowloading each book won’t cost money. It will take an enormous amount of time.
The same is, apparently, true of your Amazon Audible books. It’s also likely true of books in your Apple “Books” app.
By the time you’re done downloading all of your books, you’ll wish you were illiterate!
iTunes U is DEAD
How to migrate to Apple’s “Podcasts” app.
by Andrew Roller
I launched my iTunes U app. Where there had once been college and university courses, there was a large box. It was mostly empty. Text, in the box, promised to take me somewhere. That didn’t work.
I went to Apple’s app that’s called “Podcasts”. Some iTunes U courses, that I liked, are not available as podcasts. I imagine they’re gone for good.
What’s the best way to get started in Apple’s “Podcasts” app? Look to the bottom of your iPad’s screen. A horizontal menu bar is there. In the bar, you’ll see this: “Search”. Beside the word “Search” is an icon of a magnifying glass.
Tap on “Search”. Look to the top of your iPad’s screen. A search field has appeared! Type the following into the search field:
Yale
“Yale” stands for “Yale University”. Yale was the top provider of university courses to Apple’s iTunes U app.
Tap your keypad’s “return” key.
Yale courses appear on your iPad’s screen! Above them, on the left side of your iPad’s screen, is this word: “Shows”. You’ll see twenty Yale courses. They’re in two horizontal rows, of ten each.
I know what you’re thinking: this is America! You’re only giving me 20 Yale courses?!
Look to the top right of your iPad’s screen. You’ll see this: “See All”.
Tap on “See All”. More Yale courses appear!
Scroll down. Still more Yale courses appear! ( Plus, oddly, junk. Nancy Grace shows up, with her “Crime Stories”. ( Anti-pedophile bile. ) ( Grace missed out on the Nazi era. She’s doing her best to make up for that. ) )
My favorite Yale course is “Early Middle Ages”. It’s by Paul H. Freedman.
Let’s open that course. If you wish to subscribe to it, look to the top right of your iPad’s screen. You’ll see an icon. It’s of three horizontal dots. I call this a ‘dots icon’.
Tap on the ‘dots icon’. An informational box opens. At the top of the box is the following:
“Follow Show”.
Tap on “Follow Show”. Do a ‘long press’, with your finger. A ‘short press’ won’t work.
If you press “Follow Show” successfully, a new informational box will appear. It will appear in the center of your iPad’s screen. It will say, “Following”. A check mark will be in this informational box.
You are now subscribed to “Early Middle Ages”.
What if you subscribed to “Early Middle Ages” before? Tap on the ‘dots icon’. An informational box will appear. You won’t see “Follow Show” in it. Instead, you’ll see this: “Unfollow Show”. Don’t press it unless you want to unsubscribe.
Look to the left of the ‘dots icon’. You’ll see another icon. It’s an icon of a plus sign. ( + ) If you press it, and aren’t subscribed to the podcast, the plus sign ( + ) should enable you to follow that podcast. However, when I pressed the plus sign ( + ), nothing happened.
What if you’re already subscribed to a podcast? The plus sign ( + ) won’t be there! Instead, you’ll see an icon of an arrow. It’s pointing down. If you press the icon, the podcast will be downloaded to your iPad. Then, you’ll be able to listen to the podcast when you’re not on the internet. Otherwise, you’ll be streaming the podcast.
I recommend streaming the podcast. If you download podcasts, you’ll cut into your iPad’s available memory. Do that often enough, and your iPad will be out of memory!
I don’t know how to get rid of a podcast that you’ve downloaded. Probably, it involves pressing the arrow icon. Presumably, the arrow icon will look different once you’ve downloaded the podcast. ( Maybe it will look like a trash can. )
The era of iTunes U, with its curated selection of university courses, is over. Now, if you want to find courses from Yale, you’ll have to wade through people like Nancy Grace, on Apple’s “Podcasts” app.
AND IN THE END…
“You certainly can’t trust Big Tech.”
- Steve Hilton.
Source: The Next Revolution. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com. January 9, 2022.
ARCANA
1. My instructions for resurrecting your iPad can be applied to your iPhone.
2. My advice is based on my own experiences, with my iPad and my iPhone. I can’t guarantee that your results will be identical to mine.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. AI, Apple Info, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is AI, Apple Info, issue number 26
Arcana: This is AI, Apple Info, issue number 26, version 2.0
Date Written: January 13, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Biden’s America: Racist!
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ET 140
Editorial Thunder presents...
Biden’s America: Racist!
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Plus: COVID treatment: What to demand!
And: “Leon: The Professional”. Some footage destroyed!
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BIDEN’S America: RACIST!
Biden’s COVID policy: Biden “slow walked” therapeutics to force Americans to get vaccines that don’t work. Now, he’s distributing therapeutics to favored political groups. These therapeutics are being distributed in a manner that’s racist.
by Andrew Roller
I was shocked by Tucker Carlson’s monologue of January 10, 2022. America is still a racist country. Except now, it’s racist against Whites.
An excerpt from Tucker Carlson Tonight explains this:
Headline: “Tucker Carlson: … Americans are being denied COVID treatment based on race.”
Subhead: “This is both illegal and immoral.”
“Health care for all? That was the slogan for generations. The new slogan, under the Biden administration, [ is ] health care for favored groups. And those policies continue tonight. They're illegal, [ and ] they're immoral. … Yet they are all but ignored by the media and, by the way, by Republican lawmakers.
“Several weeks ago, for example, the Food and Drug Administration released a fact sheet on a monoclonal antibody called sotrovimab. Sotrovimab is, at this point, the only monoclonal antibody treatment that has proven effective against the latest variant of the coronavirus. The FDA provided guidance for physicians in all 50 states, telling them how to determine which patients should get this critical treatment. Physicians, the FDA explained, should consider ‘race and ethnicity’ as they administer treatments… [ As a result, ] physicians are doing that across the country.
“In Utah, COVID patients are triaged by a scoring system that determines whether they qualify for these potentially life-saving antibody treatments. If you look at the scoring system, you’ll notice that race often counts more than physical health. The state of Utah, for example, gives two points to anyone simply for not being White. You win if you're not White. If you have congestive heart failure … you get one point. So if you're a White, congestive heart failure patient, that's not enough for you.
“It's the same story in Minnesota. Minnesota awards [ two points ] to so-called BIPOC patients. That means anyone who's not White. If you have high blood pressure, and you're 60 years old, you get one point. So, tough luck for you. Imagine if that was one of your parents. It is one of someone's parents.
“In New York, writes Aaron Sibarium, in a shocking new piece for the Washington Free Beacon, ‘Racial minorities are automatically eligible for scarce COVID-19 therapeutics, regardless of age or underlying conditions.’ It doesn't matter what kind of health they're in. All that matters is their skin color. Whites don't qualify.
“This is not health care, it's punishment. It’s punishment meted out on the basis of skin color. [ What is ] the justification for all of [ this? ] … The authorities could not be clearer about it. They’ve taken their ideas directly from America's colleges. They’ll tell you why they're doing this. The justification is history. The United States has mistreated racial minorities in centuries past, they say. Therefore, Whites must suffer now. So, your ancestors did bad things. Or people who looked like your ancestors did bad things. So now we're withholding medicine from you. They call this equity. It's not equity. It is collective punishment. It's the North Korean standard. It's the definition of evil. …
“Consider this: A young Haitian man could cross our border illegally today. Many have. That person could show up at a clinic in New York, tomorrow, for COVID treatment. … [ He would ] get preference over an elderly American citizen. [ He would get this ] purely because of his appearance. Think about that. The Haitian has not suffered from systemic racism in America, whatever that is. He just got here. But he goes to the front of the line anyway.
“Now, that's not a criticism of the Haitian. It's not his fault. He didn't make the rules. But the Americans who did make the rules clearly didn't make them on the basis of public health. They made them in an effort to hurt a specific group of Americans. And they're succeeding. This is happening everywhere, even in places you would never expect it to happen.
“[ The following White ] man talked to an employee at a Texas medical facility to find out exactly what their policies are.
“‘HARRISON HILL SMITH: So I’m not going to be able to get it today? [ A COVID therapeutic, that the hospital has in its pharmacy. ]
“‘NURSE: Nuh uh.
“‘SMITH: Because I don’t qualify? What if I like smoked and vaped?
“‘NURSE: No.
“‘SMITH: But if I were Black or Hispanic, then I would be able to qualify? I’m being denied medical service because of my race?
“‘NURSE: That’s the criteria.’
“So you can't get lifesaving drugs from the government of Texas if you're the wrong color. Think about that.
“We reached out to the Texas Department of Health about this back in November. … They denied allocating any health care on the basis of race. … They were lying. The North Central Texas COVID 19 Regional Infusion Center was created by the Texas Department of Health last year. The Infusion Center's website, which says it's state-funded, featured an information sheet that explicitly listed race as an eligibility factor for getting antibody therapy. That's what you just saw there - someone being denied medical treatment because he's the wrong color, without even assessing the relative health risks involved. The website, maintained by … Tarrant County in Texas, explains that being non-White automatically makes you eligible for treatment.
“So this is still happening on a wide scale. The question is: Why are Americans putting up with this? It's immoral. We're used to hearing that your kids [ can’t get ] into a certain school if they're the wrong color, or get a certain job if they don't have the right appearance, and apparently [ we ] have accepted that. The only sin is complaining about it. That makes you a monster.
“But denying health care to American citizens because of their race? That is too much. Actually, it's terrifying.”
Source: Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson Tonight. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com. ( Lightly edited, for readability. )
It’s time for White people to do more than storm the Capitol. It’s time to burn down a Wendy’s, and rob a jewelry store for food.
Stoking racial animosity is a great way to start a civil war. A civil war has no front lines, and is the bloodiest of all. So much for America “protecting the children”.
COVID Treatment: WHAT to DEMAND
The following COVID therapeutics are effective against COVID. ( 1. ) through ( 4. ) are being denied to Americans by the Biden Administration. Demand them!
1. Sotrovimab.
2. Ivermectin.
3. Fluvoxamine.
4. Hydroxychloroquine.
5. Veridical Mouthwash.
Source: Various shows on The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com.
LEON: The Professional: Some footage DESTROYED!
My favorite movie is the 1994 film called, “The Professional”. It stars Natalie Portman. Many articles describe Portman as being 12 years old when “The Professional” was filmed. This is wrong.
With regard to “The Professional”, Natalie’s situation was the same as that of Brooke Shields, in the film “Pretty Baby”. Both girls played a 12 year old. The actual age of both girls was 11.
( Which makes sense. If filming is prolonged, an 11-year-old girl will turn 12. That’s okay. However, if a 12-year-old turns 13, that would be a disaster. One may as well cast the film by asking the local senior home if anyone is available. )
“The Professional” has since had additional footage added. The revised version is called, “Leon: The Professional”.
Some of the added footage was, later, destroyed by the film’s producers.
Jewish Business News writes the following. ( Which is biased against so-called ‘pedophilia’. )
“The [ original version ] of the film, released in theaters, portrayed the two leads’ relationship as childlike; just two kids playing at home alone all day.
“But there was a different [ version ] of the movie which was not well received. [ Apparently, ‘Leon: The Professional’. ] In fact, there was even one scene which was so provocative that the movie’s producers were forced to cut it after getting negative feedback. In the sequence, Natalie Portman dances around in a revealing dress and talks about marrying Jean Reno’s character, Leon.”
Source: https://jewishbusinessnews.com/2020/12/09/natalie-portman-regrets-being-made-a-lolita-and-sexualized-as-a-child/
Additional information about “The Professional”, in its two versions, can be found at:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9on:_The_Professional
MORE on The PROFESSIONAL
“The Professional”, also known as “Leon: The Professional”, was originally released in 1994. It stars 11-year-old Natalie Portman. Of this film, Jewish Business News writes:
“The director of [ ‘The Professional’ is ] Luc Besson. … Besson … married Maiwenn Le Besco. [ Besco ] … is 17 years his junior. … [ Besson dated ] her while she was … a child. They met when she was … 12. [ Besson ] began dating [ her ] when she was … 15. … When she was … 16 years old, the actress gave birth to [ Besson’s ] child, and married Besson.”
Source: https://jewishbusinessnews.com/2020/12/09/natalie-portman-regrets-being-made-a-lolita-and-sexualized-as-a-child/
Many of the ellipses, above, cut out anti-pedophile bile. Editing this article in Jewish Business News was akin to editing an article about the Jews, written by Adolf Hitler!
WHY the LOLITA Remake SUCKED
“[ In 1997, Natalie Portman ] was … offered the [ role of Lolita ] in the remake of the movie ‘Lolita’. [ Natalie ] … declined. She was … 15 at the time. [ The ] studio [ then cast ] a woman over 18 [ years old ]. … [ The ] story centers on a middle aged man who has an affair with his teenage step-daughter.”
Source: https://jewishbusinessnews.com/2020/12/09/natalie-portman-regrets-being-made-a-lolita-and-sexualized-as-a-child/
Lolita, in the novel by Vladimir Nabokov, is 12 years old.
I always wondered why the character of Lolita, in the remake of “Lolita”, looked so old! Now I know why.
In the remake, Lolita is played by Dominique Swain. I’m sure that Dominique is a fine person. Perhaps she’s a fine actress. ( I’ve never seen her in any movie, including “Lolita”. ) However, Dominique does not look like Lolita! Lolita should look like Brooke Shields, or like Natalie Portman, at age 11.
Casting a woman who is “over 18” to play a 12 year old is like casting a White man to play a Black man.
Amendment: “She was 15 during filming”, Wikipedia writes, of Dominique Swain in “Lolita”.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominique_Swain
Note: According to the same Wikipedia article, Dominique Swain was born on August 12, 1980. The remake of “Lolita” was filmed in 1997. That would make Dominique 17 years old. Or, if “Lolita” was filmed early in 1997, Dominique was 16 years old.
Wikipedia is apparently confusing the date that Dominique was cast as Lolita, with the date when she was filmed as Lolita.
“In 1995, at the age of 15, [ Dominique ] was chosen out of 2,500 girls to play the title role of Dolores ‘Lolita’ Haze in Adrian Lyne’s … 1997 screen adaptation of ‘Lolita’.”
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominique_Swain
The remake of “Lolita” was released in 1998.
AND IN THE END…
“The whole focus of the [ American ] Revolution, the whole focus of [ America’s ] Declaration [ of Independence ], is on [ the ] inalienable rights of the individual. [ America’s ] Bill of Rights [ constitutes ] the rights of the individual. …
“The whole focus of [ President ] Biden, and the Democrats in the media, is against the individual. If you have a different viewpoint, you dare not mention it in the classroom today. You dare not mention it on social media. You will be censored, you will be banned, you will be destroyed. That’s the nature of totalitarian regimes, not Americanism.”
- Mark Levin.
Source: Mark Levin. Life, Liberty, and Levin. Sunday, January 9, 2022. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com.
ARCANA
1. My apologies to Tucker Carlson, and to The Fox News Channel, for using such a large excerpt. For what it’s worth, it took attentive effort, on my part, to convert the text from foxnews ( dot ) com to a format that can be read on WordPress.
2. Denied COVID therapeutics because of Biden’s racist policies? Tell:
https://www.aflegal.org/
( America First Legal )
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 140
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 140, version 11.0
Date Written: January 11, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 140
Editorial Thunder presents...
Biden’s America: Racist!
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Plus: COVID treatment: What to demand!
And: “Leon: The Professional”. Some footage destroyed!
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BIDEN’S America: RACIST!
Biden’s COVID policy: Biden “slow walked” therapeutics to force Americans to get vaccines that don’t work. Now, he’s distributing therapeutics to favored political groups. These therapeutics are being distributed in a manner that’s racist.
by Andrew Roller
I was shocked by Tucker Carlson’s monologue of January 10, 2022. America is still a racist country. Except now, it’s racist against Whites.
An excerpt from Tucker Carlson Tonight explains this:
Headline: “Tucker Carlson: … Americans are being denied COVID treatment based on race.”
Subhead: “This is both illegal and immoral.”
“Health care for all? That was the slogan for generations. The new slogan, under the Biden administration, [ is ] health care for favored groups. And those policies continue tonight. They're illegal, [ and ] they're immoral. … Yet they are all but ignored by the media and, by the way, by Republican lawmakers.
“Several weeks ago, for example, the Food and Drug Administration released a fact sheet on a monoclonal antibody called sotrovimab. Sotrovimab is, at this point, the only monoclonal antibody treatment that has proven effective against the latest variant of the coronavirus. The FDA provided guidance for physicians in all 50 states, telling them how to determine which patients should get this critical treatment. Physicians, the FDA explained, should consider ‘race and ethnicity’ as they administer treatments… [ As a result, ] physicians are doing that across the country.
“In Utah, COVID patients are triaged by a scoring system that determines whether they qualify for these potentially life-saving antibody treatments. If you look at the scoring system, you’ll notice that race often counts more than physical health. The state of Utah, for example, gives two points to anyone simply for not being White. You win if you're not White. If you have congestive heart failure … you get one point. So if you're a White, congestive heart failure patient, that's not enough for you.
“It's the same story in Minnesota. Minnesota awards [ two points ] to so-called BIPOC patients. That means anyone who's not White. If you have high blood pressure, and you're 60 years old, you get one point. So, tough luck for you. Imagine if that was one of your parents. It is one of someone's parents.
“In New York, writes Aaron Sibarium, in a shocking new piece for the Washington Free Beacon, ‘Racial minorities are automatically eligible for scarce COVID-19 therapeutics, regardless of age or underlying conditions.’ It doesn't matter what kind of health they're in. All that matters is their skin color. Whites don't qualify.
“This is not health care, it's punishment. It’s punishment meted out on the basis of skin color. [ What is ] the justification for all of [ this? ] … The authorities could not be clearer about it. They’ve taken their ideas directly from America's colleges. They’ll tell you why they're doing this. The justification is history. The United States has mistreated racial minorities in centuries past, they say. Therefore, Whites must suffer now. So, your ancestors did bad things. Or people who looked like your ancestors did bad things. So now we're withholding medicine from you. They call this equity. It's not equity. It is collective punishment. It's the North Korean standard. It's the definition of evil. …
“Consider this: A young Haitian man could cross our border illegally today. Many have. That person could show up at a clinic in New York, tomorrow, for COVID treatment. … [ He would ] get preference over an elderly American citizen. [ He would get this ] purely because of his appearance. Think about that. The Haitian has not suffered from systemic racism in America, whatever that is. He just got here. But he goes to the front of the line anyway.
“Now, that's not a criticism of the Haitian. It's not his fault. He didn't make the rules. But the Americans who did make the rules clearly didn't make them on the basis of public health. They made them in an effort to hurt a specific group of Americans. And they're succeeding. This is happening everywhere, even in places you would never expect it to happen.
“[ The following White ] man talked to an employee at a Texas medical facility to find out exactly what their policies are.
“‘HARRISON HILL SMITH: So I’m not going to be able to get it today? [ A COVID therapeutic, that the hospital has in its pharmacy. ]
“‘NURSE: Nuh uh.
“‘SMITH: Because I don’t qualify? What if I like smoked and vaped?
“‘NURSE: No.
“‘SMITH: But if I were Black or Hispanic, then I would be able to qualify? I’m being denied medical service because of my race?
“‘NURSE: That’s the criteria.’
“So you can't get lifesaving drugs from the government of Texas if you're the wrong color. Think about that.
“We reached out to the Texas Department of Health about this back in November. … They denied allocating any health care on the basis of race. … They were lying. The North Central Texas COVID 19 Regional Infusion Center was created by the Texas Department of Health last year. The Infusion Center's website, which says it's state-funded, featured an information sheet that explicitly listed race as an eligibility factor for getting antibody therapy. That's what you just saw there - someone being denied medical treatment because he's the wrong color, without even assessing the relative health risks involved. The website, maintained by … Tarrant County in Texas, explains that being non-White automatically makes you eligible for treatment.
“So this is still happening on a wide scale. The question is: Why are Americans putting up with this? It's immoral. We're used to hearing that your kids [ can’t get ] into a certain school if they're the wrong color, or get a certain job if they don't have the right appearance, and apparently [ we ] have accepted that. The only sin is complaining about it. That makes you a monster.
“But denying health care to American citizens because of their race? That is too much. Actually, it's terrifying.”
Source: Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson Tonight. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com. ( Lightly edited, for readability. )
It’s time for White people to do more than storm the Capitol. It’s time to burn down a Wendy’s, and rob a jewelry store for food.
Stoking racial animosity is a great way to start a civil war. A civil war has no front lines, and is the bloodiest of all. So much for America “protecting the children”.
COVID Treatment: WHAT to DEMAND
The following COVID therapeutics are effective against COVID. ( 1. ) through ( 4. ) are being denied to Americans by the Biden Administration. Demand them!
1. Sotrovimab.
2. Ivermectin.
3. Fluvoxamine.
4. Hydroxychloroquine.
5. Veridical Mouthwash.
Source: Various shows on The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com.
LEON: The Professional: Some footage DESTROYED!
My favorite movie is the 1994 film called, “The Professional”. It stars Natalie Portman. Many articles describe Portman as being 12 years old when “The Professional” was filmed. This is wrong.
With regard to “The Professional”, Natalie’s situation was the same as that of Brooke Shields, in the film “Pretty Baby”. Both girls played a 12 year old. The actual age of both girls was 11.
( Which makes sense. If filming is prolonged, an 11-year-old girl will turn 12. That’s okay. However, if a 12-year-old turns 13, that would be a disaster. One may as well cast the film by asking the local senior home if anyone is available. )
“The Professional” has since had additional footage added. The revised version is called, “Leon: The Professional”.
Some of the added footage was, later, destroyed by the film’s producers.
Jewish Business News writes the following. ( Which is biased against so-called ‘pedophilia’. )
“The [ original version ] of the film, released in theaters, portrayed the two leads’ relationship as childlike; just two kids playing at home alone all day.
“But there was a different [ version ] of the movie which was not well received. [ Apparently, ‘Leon: The Professional’. ] In fact, there was even one scene which was so provocative that the movie’s producers were forced to cut it after getting negative feedback. In the sequence, Natalie Portman dances around in a revealing dress and talks about marrying Jean Reno’s character, Leon.”
Source: https://jewishbusinessnews.com/2020/12/09/natalie-portman-regrets-being-made-a-lolita-and-sexualized-as-a-child/
Additional information about “The Professional”, in its two versions, can be found at:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9on:_The_Professional
MORE on The PROFESSIONAL
“The Professional”, also known as “Leon: The Professional”, was originally released in 1994. It stars 11-year-old Natalie Portman. Of this film, Jewish Business News writes:
“The director of [ ‘The Professional’ is ] Luc Besson. … Besson … married Maiwenn Le Besco. [ Besco ] … is 17 years his junior. … [ Besson dated ] her while she was … a child. They met when she was … 12. [ Besson ] began dating [ her ] when she was … 15. … When she was … 16 years old, the actress gave birth to [ Besson’s ] child, and married Besson.”
Source: https://jewishbusinessnews.com/2020/12/09/natalie-portman-regrets-being-made-a-lolita-and-sexualized-as-a-child/
Many of the ellipses, above, cut out anti-pedophile bile. Editing this article in Jewish Business News was akin to editing an article about the Jews, written by Adolf Hitler!
WHY the LOLITA Remake SUCKED
“[ In 1997, Natalie Portman ] was … offered the [ role of Lolita ] in the remake of the movie ‘Lolita’. [ Natalie ] … declined. She was … 15 at the time. [ The ] studio [ then cast ] a woman over 18 [ years old ]. … [ The ] story centers on a middle aged man who has an affair with his teenage step-daughter.”
Source: https://jewishbusinessnews.com/2020/12/09/natalie-portman-regrets-being-made-a-lolita-and-sexualized-as-a-child/
Lolita, in the novel by Vladimir Nabokov, is 12 years old.
I always wondered why the character of Lolita, in the remake of “Lolita”, looked so old! Now I know why.
In the remake, Lolita is played by Dominique Swain. I’m sure that Dominique is a fine person. Perhaps she’s a fine actress. ( I’ve never seen her in any movie, including “Lolita”. ) However, Dominique does not look like Lolita! Lolita should look like Brooke Shields, or like Natalie Portman, at age 11.
Casting a woman who is “over 18” to play a 12 year old is like casting a White man to play a Black man.
Amendment: “She was 15 during filming”, Wikipedia writes, of Dominique Swain in “Lolita”.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominique_Swain
Note: According to the same Wikipedia article, Dominique Swain was born on August 12, 1980. The remake of “Lolita” was filmed in 1997. That would make Dominique 17 years old. Or, if “Lolita” was filmed early in 1997, Dominique was 16 years old.
Wikipedia is apparently confusing the date that Dominique was cast as Lolita, with the date when she was filmed as Lolita.
“In 1995, at the age of 15, [ Dominique ] was chosen out of 2,500 girls to play the title role of Dolores ‘Lolita’ Haze in Adrian Lyne’s … 1997 screen adaptation of ‘Lolita’.”
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominique_Swain
The remake of “Lolita” was released in 1998.
AND IN THE END…
“The whole focus of the [ American ] Revolution, the whole focus of [ America’s ] Declaration [ of Independence ], is on [ the ] inalienable rights of the individual. [ America’s ] Bill of Rights [ constitutes ] the rights of the individual. …
“The whole focus of [ President ] Biden, and the Democrats in the media, is against the individual. If you have a different viewpoint, you dare not mention it in the classroom today. You dare not mention it on social media. You will be censored, you will be banned, you will be destroyed. That’s the nature of totalitarian regimes, not Americanism.”
- Mark Levin.
Source: Mark Levin. Life, Liberty, and Levin. Sunday, January 9, 2022. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com.
ARCANA
1. My apologies to Tucker Carlson, and to The Fox News Channel, for using such a large excerpt. For what it’s worth, it took attentive effort, on my part, to convert the text from foxnews ( dot ) com to a format that can be read on WordPress.
2. Denied COVID therapeutics because of Biden’s racist policies? Tell:
https://www.aflegal.org/
( America First Legal )
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 140
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 140, version 11.0
Date Written: January 11, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Stupidity, Detailed
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ET 139
Editorial Thunder presents...
Stupidity, Detailed
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Plus: Apple’s “Pages”, improved.
And: Great news for molesters!
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STUPIDITY, Detailed
What it’s like to ruin what God gave you.
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model who lives in Kiev, Ukraine. She is currently 25 years old. On March 11, 2021, Kay got a tattoo. Her tattoo is centered on her upper back. A bit of her tattoo extends onto the back of her neck. Kay’s tattoo comprises three types of tattoos:
1. A spine tattoo.
2. A central back tattoo. We can also call this an upper back tattoo.
3. A neck tattoo.
This article continues my reporting on tattooing, as it relates to Kay. I have slightly edited the excerpts, for readability.
1. “How do you deal with tattoo pain?
“You’ll just have to suck it up. As tempting as a numbing agent sounds, Roman doesn’t recommend them because they can affect the texture of the skin and therefore make it harder to deposit the ink. If you absolutely must use a numbing cream, talk to your artist beforehand and make sure they’re okay with what you’re using.”
Roman is a tattoo artist.
Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/advice/a7174/what-to-know-before-getting-tattoos/
2. “What does [ getting ] a tattoo feel like?
A. “Getting a tattoo feels like someone is scratching a hot needle across your skin—because that’s … what’s happening. …
“Roman would also compare the sensation of getting a tattoo to the feeling of a constant cat scratch … After about 15 minutes, your adrenaline will start kicking in and help manage some ( emphasis on “some” ) of the pain. … If you’re getting a larger piece done, Roman says the pain can come in waves.”
Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/advice/a7174/what-to-know-before-getting-tattoos/
B. Being tattooed feels like being scratched by a cat.
“One of the most common descriptions of the sensation experienced while being tattooed was that it felt like getting scratched by a cat repeatedly. … Andrew Bentley … said that getting tattooed is ‘like getting scratched by a cat, but the cat keeps going, and then afterwards you give the cat a few hundred dollars.’”
C. Being tattooed feels like being burnt by the sun.
“Justin Geiger said that the pain of getting tattooed was akin to scratching a sunburn. … Joe Donahue said that a tattoo feels like a sunburn while it heals.”
D. Being tattooed feels irritating.
“Most people we spoke with didn’t find the pain to be overwhelming. Instead, it was pretty common for people to say that it was merely irritating.
“‘It feels like a really annoying kid poking you in the arm with a needle until you become numb to it,’ according to Tim Kowalczyk.
“‘It’s more uncomfortable than painful,’ Matt Linick said. ‘You get more used to it, yet more bothered by it as the process continues.’ …
“Kirsten Birmingham talked about how the tattoo experience is something that you need to power through. ‘Getting tattooed is such a weird experience’, Birmingham said. ‘It’s a mental battle trying to stay still, calm and collected. Once the endorphins kick in, you don’t really focus on what’s directly going on anymore, and it’s okay.’
[ Because now you can find employment, as a tattooed lady in the circus. ]
E. Being tattooed feels like being stabbed by a needle.
“Since tattooing is really nothing more than getting stabbed with a needle a few thousand times, it’s unsurprising that many people thought that it felt just like that. ‘It’s like someone is sticking you with a pin and then dragging it around [ your ] skin’, Melanie Ruiz said. ‘It helps to pretend that area of your body no longer exists but the pain is over as soon as it’s done.’”
Actually, the healing process takes two weeks. You’ll experience pain during some or all of this time. You’ll also experience awful, ongoing itching. You may have a bad reaction, years later, to the ink in the tattoo.
F. “Adam Gwilliam said, ‘The pain is all concentrated on one patch of skin, but only for a little while. … In the end you get a badass tattoo so you relish the pain and the process.’”
Gwilliam, an extra in “The Lord of the Rings, Return of the Stupid”, continues:
I’m relishing being guillotined. The pain will all be concentrated on one patch of skin ( my neck ). When my head’s chopped off, I’ll go to Heaven!
“Pain and tattoos go hand in hand. There’s no avoiding the reality that the process will be discomforting, but in the end almost everyone who gets inked wants to go back for more. ‘I have sat and gotten tattooed for six hours in a row’, Jasmine Seng said. ‘The pain can be described as “worth it”.’”
Some people will do anything to be reviled in ARSE!
Seng is the president of Date Free: Women’s Empowerment Through Being Abhorred by Men.
Source: https://www.inkedmag.com/culture/does-getting-a-tattoo-hurt
G. “… You can expect for the tattoo pain to be worse on your ribs, feet, ankles, neck, backs of your knees, or insides of your elbows. Really, anywhere that has a high level of nerve endings and not a lot of fat. [ Like your spine. ] So if you were planning on getting a tattoo in one—or all—of those areas, brace yourself. Or pop a few Tylenol. ( [ But ] not ibuprofen, aspirin, or even a quick shot of tequila, since they all thin your blood and can make the process dangerous ).”
If your blood is thinned, you’ll bleed excessively as the tattoo is being applied ( with a needle). If you bleed, the tattoo artist can’t see what he’s doing. As you lose blood, your blood pressure drops. If your blood pressure ever drops too low, at any point in your life, you’ll die.
A tattoo is usually applied using many needles, simultaneously. Nonetheless, getting a large tattoo can take hours.
Tylenol is not effective against acute pain. Getting stabbed with a needle is acute pain. Chronic pain is when you have an ongoing ache, like a headache.
As described in a previous article on ARSE, getting your spine tattooed is very painful. It is incapacitating pain, 9 out of 10 on the medical pain scale. A large tattoo, such as Kay has, is also quite painful. This is due to the length of time that it takes to apply the tattoo ( with a needle ).
Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/advice/a7174/what-to-know-before-getting-tattoos/
3. “How much does a small tattoo cost?
“A good tattoo isn’t cheap, and a cheap tattoo isn’t ( usually ) good. The price of a tattoo depends on the size, the area of the body you want covered, the artist, and the shop’s minimum, but typically, one will cost you anywhere from $50 for a tiny tattoo … to a few months’ rent for more elaborate art. …
At most places, the prices are nonnegotiable. … You should also factor in a tip of 20 percent.”
( The ellipsis after “tattoo” are in the original document. )
Source: Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/advice/a7174/what-to-know-before-getting-tattoos/
4. “Getting a tattoo is kinda like getting married.”
Due to the fact that, even with laser therapy, all of a tattoo’s ink may not be removed from your body. That is, parts of the tattoo are likely to remain on you forever. Which is why, if you’re a girl, and you must have a tattoo, I recommend only one kind. It’s the kind that says, “I am the property of Andrew Roller.”
Source: Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/advice/a7174/what-to-know-before-getting-tattoos/
5. “What does a tattoo feel like after?
“It’s totally normal if your skin is swollen, red, or tender afterward ( kinda like a bad sunburn ), but try not to put constant pressure on it or rub it too much. According to Dr. Henry, the most concerning adverse reaction is pain that worsens day by day, which could be an indication of infection. In which case, pay a visit to your doctor ASAP.
“When deciding on placement, you also want to take into account the healing process and how it’ll impact your day-to-day existence. A tattoo on the back of your thigh, for example, might make sitting for those first few days a little tricky. … An underboob tattoo might interfere with your wearing a bra for a week. Try to plan ahead and accommodate for those things to prevent agitating the area even more.”
Source: Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/advice/a7174/what-to-know-before-getting-tattoos/
I am absolutely opposed to any female getting a tattoo. As for men: go ahead. While you’re at it, cut off your penis and scrotum. Then all the girls will have to resort to me!
PAGES, Improved!
I type on an Apple iPad. I use the Apple app called “Pages”.
Apple has, apparently, improved “Pages”. Highlight all of your document’s text in “Pages”. The highlighted text will be overlaid with the color blue.
Now, try to scroll up and down in your document. You can’t.
Except: tonight, I was able to scroll up and down in my document!
This is an improvement to “Pages”.
When all of your text is highlighted in blue, you’ll see little paragraph marks. These are scattered throughout your text.
You can now scroll up and down in your highlighted document, and check all the paragraph marks.
AND IN THE END…
GREAT News for MOLESTERS!
“Treating healthy children like they’re untouchables is mean as Hell. It’s a very destructive thing to do. It’s immoral.”
- Tucker Carlson.
Source: Tucker Carlson Tonight. Circa January 3, 2022. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com.
ARCANA
1. ARSE stands for Andrew Roller Stories and Essays. ( This web site. )
2. In this article, I eschewed using “ibid.”. I feel that, on the internet, with its plethora of ads ( imposed by WordPress ), it’s easiest for you to locate the source if I include the web link.
3. My remarks about people who talked about getting tattooed are jokes. They’re meant to discourage girls from getting tattooed.
4. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
5. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
6. My thanks to those who wrote, and posted, the articles on tattooing. ( Despite the vile practice of tattooing people. )
Note: What did the Nazis do in their death camps? Tattoo their prisoners. ( Whom they later murdered. )
7. My thanks to those who contributed to the articles. ( However stupid it was for them to get tattooed. )
8. I relearned the word “ellipsis” from Tucker Carlson. I did this by watching Tucker Carlson Tonight on The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 139
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 139, version 2.0
Date Written: January 11, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
——————————————————————————————————————————
ET 139
Editorial Thunder presents...
Stupidity, Detailed
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Plus: Apple’s “Pages”, improved.
And: Great news for molesters!
——————————————————————————————————————————
STUPIDITY, Detailed
What it’s like to ruin what God gave you.
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model who lives in Kiev, Ukraine. She is currently 25 years old. On March 11, 2021, Kay got a tattoo. Her tattoo is centered on her upper back. A bit of her tattoo extends onto the back of her neck. Kay’s tattoo comprises three types of tattoos:
1. A spine tattoo.
2. A central back tattoo. We can also call this an upper back tattoo.
3. A neck tattoo.
This article continues my reporting on tattooing, as it relates to Kay. I have slightly edited the excerpts, for readability.
1. “How do you deal with tattoo pain?
“You’ll just have to suck it up. As tempting as a numbing agent sounds, Roman doesn’t recommend them because they can affect the texture of the skin and therefore make it harder to deposit the ink. If you absolutely must use a numbing cream, talk to your artist beforehand and make sure they’re okay with what you’re using.”
Roman is a tattoo artist.
Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/advice/a7174/what-to-know-before-getting-tattoos/
2. “What does [ getting ] a tattoo feel like?
A. “Getting a tattoo feels like someone is scratching a hot needle across your skin—because that’s … what’s happening. …
“Roman would also compare the sensation of getting a tattoo to the feeling of a constant cat scratch … After about 15 minutes, your adrenaline will start kicking in and help manage some ( emphasis on “some” ) of the pain. … If you’re getting a larger piece done, Roman says the pain can come in waves.”
Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/advice/a7174/what-to-know-before-getting-tattoos/
B. Being tattooed feels like being scratched by a cat.
“One of the most common descriptions of the sensation experienced while being tattooed was that it felt like getting scratched by a cat repeatedly. … Andrew Bentley … said that getting tattooed is ‘like getting scratched by a cat, but the cat keeps going, and then afterwards you give the cat a few hundred dollars.’”
C. Being tattooed feels like being burnt by the sun.
“Justin Geiger said that the pain of getting tattooed was akin to scratching a sunburn. … Joe Donahue said that a tattoo feels like a sunburn while it heals.”
D. Being tattooed feels irritating.
“Most people we spoke with didn’t find the pain to be overwhelming. Instead, it was pretty common for people to say that it was merely irritating.
“‘It feels like a really annoying kid poking you in the arm with a needle until you become numb to it,’ according to Tim Kowalczyk.
“‘It’s more uncomfortable than painful,’ Matt Linick said. ‘You get more used to it, yet more bothered by it as the process continues.’ …
“Kirsten Birmingham talked about how the tattoo experience is something that you need to power through. ‘Getting tattooed is such a weird experience’, Birmingham said. ‘It’s a mental battle trying to stay still, calm and collected. Once the endorphins kick in, you don’t really focus on what’s directly going on anymore, and it’s okay.’
[ Because now you can find employment, as a tattooed lady in the circus. ]
E. Being tattooed feels like being stabbed by a needle.
“Since tattooing is really nothing more than getting stabbed with a needle a few thousand times, it’s unsurprising that many people thought that it felt just like that. ‘It’s like someone is sticking you with a pin and then dragging it around [ your ] skin’, Melanie Ruiz said. ‘It helps to pretend that area of your body no longer exists but the pain is over as soon as it’s done.’”
Actually, the healing process takes two weeks. You’ll experience pain during some or all of this time. You’ll also experience awful, ongoing itching. You may have a bad reaction, years later, to the ink in the tattoo.
F. “Adam Gwilliam said, ‘The pain is all concentrated on one patch of skin, but only for a little while. … In the end you get a badass tattoo so you relish the pain and the process.’”
Gwilliam, an extra in “The Lord of the Rings, Return of the Stupid”, continues:
I’m relishing being guillotined. The pain will all be concentrated on one patch of skin ( my neck ). When my head’s chopped off, I’ll go to Heaven!
“Pain and tattoos go hand in hand. There’s no avoiding the reality that the process will be discomforting, but in the end almost everyone who gets inked wants to go back for more. ‘I have sat and gotten tattooed for six hours in a row’, Jasmine Seng said. ‘The pain can be described as “worth it”.’”
Some people will do anything to be reviled in ARSE!
Seng is the president of Date Free: Women’s Empowerment Through Being Abhorred by Men.
Source: https://www.inkedmag.com/culture/does-getting-a-tattoo-hurt
G. “… You can expect for the tattoo pain to be worse on your ribs, feet, ankles, neck, backs of your knees, or insides of your elbows. Really, anywhere that has a high level of nerve endings and not a lot of fat. [ Like your spine. ] So if you were planning on getting a tattoo in one—or all—of those areas, brace yourself. Or pop a few Tylenol. ( [ But ] not ibuprofen, aspirin, or even a quick shot of tequila, since they all thin your blood and can make the process dangerous ).”
If your blood is thinned, you’ll bleed excessively as the tattoo is being applied ( with a needle). If you bleed, the tattoo artist can’t see what he’s doing. As you lose blood, your blood pressure drops. If your blood pressure ever drops too low, at any point in your life, you’ll die.
A tattoo is usually applied using many needles, simultaneously. Nonetheless, getting a large tattoo can take hours.
Tylenol is not effective against acute pain. Getting stabbed with a needle is acute pain. Chronic pain is when you have an ongoing ache, like a headache.
As described in a previous article on ARSE, getting your spine tattooed is very painful. It is incapacitating pain, 9 out of 10 on the medical pain scale. A large tattoo, such as Kay has, is also quite painful. This is due to the length of time that it takes to apply the tattoo ( with a needle ).
Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/advice/a7174/what-to-know-before-getting-tattoos/
3. “How much does a small tattoo cost?
“A good tattoo isn’t cheap, and a cheap tattoo isn’t ( usually ) good. The price of a tattoo depends on the size, the area of the body you want covered, the artist, and the shop’s minimum, but typically, one will cost you anywhere from $50 for a tiny tattoo … to a few months’ rent for more elaborate art. …
At most places, the prices are nonnegotiable. … You should also factor in a tip of 20 percent.”
( The ellipsis after “tattoo” are in the original document. )
Source: Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/advice/a7174/what-to-know-before-getting-tattoos/
4. “Getting a tattoo is kinda like getting married.”
Due to the fact that, even with laser therapy, all of a tattoo’s ink may not be removed from your body. That is, parts of the tattoo are likely to remain on you forever. Which is why, if you’re a girl, and you must have a tattoo, I recommend only one kind. It’s the kind that says, “I am the property of Andrew Roller.”
Source: Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/advice/a7174/what-to-know-before-getting-tattoos/
5. “What does a tattoo feel like after?
“It’s totally normal if your skin is swollen, red, or tender afterward ( kinda like a bad sunburn ), but try not to put constant pressure on it or rub it too much. According to Dr. Henry, the most concerning adverse reaction is pain that worsens day by day, which could be an indication of infection. In which case, pay a visit to your doctor ASAP.
“When deciding on placement, you also want to take into account the healing process and how it’ll impact your day-to-day existence. A tattoo on the back of your thigh, for example, might make sitting for those first few days a little tricky. … An underboob tattoo might interfere with your wearing a bra for a week. Try to plan ahead and accommodate for those things to prevent agitating the area even more.”
Source: Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/advice/a7174/what-to-know-before-getting-tattoos/
I am absolutely opposed to any female getting a tattoo. As for men: go ahead. While you’re at it, cut off your penis and scrotum. Then all the girls will have to resort to me!
PAGES, Improved!
I type on an Apple iPad. I use the Apple app called “Pages”.
Apple has, apparently, improved “Pages”. Highlight all of your document’s text in “Pages”. The highlighted text will be overlaid with the color blue.
Now, try to scroll up and down in your document. You can’t.
Except: tonight, I was able to scroll up and down in my document!
This is an improvement to “Pages”.
When all of your text is highlighted in blue, you’ll see little paragraph marks. These are scattered throughout your text.
You can now scroll up and down in your highlighted document, and check all the paragraph marks.
AND IN THE END…
GREAT News for MOLESTERS!
“Treating healthy children like they’re untouchables is mean as Hell. It’s a very destructive thing to do. It’s immoral.”
- Tucker Carlson.
Source: Tucker Carlson Tonight. Circa January 3, 2022. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com.
ARCANA
1. ARSE stands for Andrew Roller Stories and Essays. ( This web site. )
2. In this article, I eschewed using “ibid.”. I feel that, on the internet, with its plethora of ads ( imposed by WordPress ), it’s easiest for you to locate the source if I include the web link.
3. My remarks about people who talked about getting tattooed are jokes. They’re meant to discourage girls from getting tattooed.
4. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
5. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
6. My thanks to those who wrote, and posted, the articles on tattooing. ( Despite the vile practice of tattooing people. )
Note: What did the Nazis do in their death camps? Tattoo their prisoners. ( Whom they later murdered. )
7. My thanks to those who contributed to the articles. ( However stupid it was for them to get tattooed. )
8. I relearned the word “ellipsis” from Tucker Carlson. I did this by watching Tucker Carlson Tonight on The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com.
——————————————————————————————————————————
Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 139
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 139, version 2.0
Date Written: January 11, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Kay J: Pierced?
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ET 138
Editorial Thunder presents...
Kay J: Pierced?
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Plus: Our cowardly selves.
And: Attorney General on Big Tech.
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KAY J: Pierced?
Kay’s venture into bodily mutilation may be ongoing.
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model who lives in Kiev, Ukraine. She is currently 25 years old.
Kay has an Only Fans web site. On Friday, January 7 ( Kiev time ), Kay posted a photo of her bare bottom. In the photo, she’s lifting her dress, which has zebra stripes, to expose her ass.
The statement that Kay issued to accompany her photo is as follows:
“Well, it's Friday, it's time to please yourself with wonderful😌”.
The “smile” emoticon references her bare bottom. Except: this photo has nothing to do with Kay’s bottom. Nor is it about her anus, which is prominently featured in her photo.
I examined Kay’s photo closely. She has a lovely bottom. It’s also flawless. This despite the fact that other photographic items, over the years, show that she’s been whipped and beaten. ( See prior issues on ARSE for more. )
If you look closely at the rear shot of Kay’s pussy, you’ll see a violet gemstone. It’s in a gold setting. Beyond the gemstone, and its setting, is Kay’s curtain of hair. I’m speaking of her long mane of hair that spills down from her head. ( Kay is stooping. Her pussy is, as always, depilated, as is her bottom’s furrow. )
The violet gemstone, and its gold setting, may indicate that Kay has been pierced.
If Kay is pierced, her piercing is known, in common parlance, as a “vaginal piercing”. This is a misnomer, since her vagina is inside her! A better term is “genital piercing”. The most painful piercing that you can get is a genital piercing. ( A clitoral piercing, which Kay doesn’t appear to have, is the most painful genital piercing. )
The usual cleanliness routine is required for a new piercing.
I’m enraged by the tattoo that Kay got. ( Mentioned in a previous issue on ARSE. Kay’s tattoo is centered on her upper back. It includes a big eyeball. )
I’m relatively agnostic about Kay’s labial piercing. Nonetheless, I’m against it. Why?
1. Kay has uniquely small pussy lips. A piercing has weight. If you hang a weight, for a prolonged period, from anything, it will droop. Kay could wind up with a ( naturally ) tight right labial lip, and a droopy left labial lip. That is not sexy!
2. Devoting extra time to keeping a part of your body clean is annoying. It’s Kay’s body, so she’s the one stuck with the chore. I don’t like seeing a girl burdened with extra labor that she never had to engage in.
3. A piercing could get infected. It appears that Kay’s piercing didn’t get infected. However, is one piercing enough for her? What if she decides to get more? What if one of her new piercings gets infected? Who wants a girl with an infected pussy? Not me!
4. If Kay decides to get pierced again, you know what’s on the chopping block: her nipples. I find pierced nipples as erotic as any guy. At the same time, I don’t like the way that pierced nipples look. ( Erotic feelings can include various reactions. )
When a girl is aroused, her nipples stick out. This is erotically appealing. Why? Because it signals that the girl is ready, indeed eager, for procreative activity. This is a signal that has beckoned males for millions of years. It’s one of the reasons I’m able to type this, and you’re able to read it; our species didn’t go extinct from a lack of fertility. ( Scientifically, “fertility” refers to a species’ procreative success. )
A pierced nipple wrecks one’s view of excited nipples. A girl’s nipples will be erect. However, the piercing makes her nipples look less erect than they are. So much for her beckoning signal to get fucked.
In real life, the girl will probably get fucked, since she’s topless, or naked. However, in a photograph, her beckoning signal is compromised by her piercings. Kay’s main source of income is as a nude model. She sells her nudity through photographs.
A labial piercing probably won’t harm a girl’s sexual responsiveness. However, a clitoral piercing could cause a girl to lose sexual feeling. So, Miss Hot becomes Miss Not. She lacks sexual responsiveness, and doesn’t want to get fucked. Imagine being her husband!
The same is true of pierced nipples. They can result in a lack of sexual responsiveness.
Each of us is an individual. As such, each of us wants to be recognized for our uniqueness. However, with regard to choosing a sexual partner, there is a limit to how unique you want your partner to be. A woman could, in theory, have three breasts. That’s unique. Do you want to sleep with her? Probably not.
The same is true with regard to piercings and tattoos. It’s possible that Kay’s schlock tattoo is unique. It’s possible that she drew it herself. ( She claims, in brief porn site biographies, that she’s an artist. This despite the fact that I’ve never seen any of her art, anywhere. )
Unfortunately, Kay’s tattoo makes her too unique. It’s like having three breasts. I’ve dreamed of bedding all sorts of girls. Never once did I dream of bedding a girl with a giant eyeball on her back.
( Kay’s tattoo consists of a giant eyeball, a pyramid, a second pyramid that’s floating, one or more roses, leaves, and a flower that isn’t a rose. )
( I guess Kay forgot to include dinosaurs, flying saucers, and little green men with ray guns in her tattoo. )
Each of us carries a long “tail” behind us. You aren’t the sole person who makes decisions in your life. This is true even if you’re someone who’s totally independent from others. Every choice that you make is influenced by your ancestors. The choices that they made have a big influence on your decisions.
Why am I sexually attracted to human females? Because, if my male ancestors mated with dogs, or ponies, no offspring resulted. Hence, I’m attracted to the choices that my ancestors made that resulted in procreative success.
When I imagine an attractive female, I picture her having a normal female back. I don’t expect to find a big eyeball on her back! ( Let alone two pyramids, and a plethora of flowers and leaves. )
Similarly, when I image a female vulva, I’m not expecting to find a violet gemstone there. Nor am I prospecting for gold. I want to see a normal, attractive vulva. Not metal!
Recently, on her Only Fans web site, Kay has been posting photos of herself at an earlier age. At least one of her photos was a repost. I wondered if Kay had submitted to further bodily mutilation, and was healing from it. I can now say that Kay likely was pierced to celebrate Christmas. ( Ukraine’s Christmas is on January 7. )
In the year past, Kay posted various photos that revealed her tattoo. In some of these photos, she deliberately misdirected the viewer. She’d signal to the viewer, photographically or in text, to look at some part of her body. It was never her back. In fact, though, the point of the photograph was to ( partly ) display her tattoo. It’s likely that the photo that she posted on January 7 has the same purpose. ( A game of misdirection. )
I don’t mind Kay playing games with her photos. That makes her Only Fans web site more fun. I do mind her undergoing various painful procedures. I pray that she’ll keep future “games” limited to activities that don’t mar her body.
Thankfully, if one doesn’t wear a “vaginal piercing”, the pierced hole will quickly close. ( Probably, leaving a scar. )
My advice to Kay: spend more time consuming with your mind, instead of with your body. That is, learn English instead of getting a tattoo. Your tattoo ruined your back. If you’d spent that time on the ( pain free ) task of learning English, you would have been able to more successfully interact with your Only Fans customers. You would also have been able to more successfully interact with English speaking visitors to Kiev.
The same holds true for any piercing. It’s a waste of time that, probably, makes you look worse.
Perfection needs no improvement. Don’t vandalize yourself, Kay.
( If you want to suffer, Kay, just move into my room. There’s no bed, little heat, and little money for food. My toilet doesn’t properly flush, leaving poop behind. I have no bathtub, and no T.V. You can, however, watch me masturbate over your photos! )
PUT ON your MASK!
“The CDC admits: most masks afford no protection against Covid. … Cloth masks have no effect against Omicron.”
- Raymond Arroyo.
Source: The Ingrate Angle. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com. Circa January 6, 2022.
WHY did the government impose futile mask mandates?
First, note that we were all told to NOT wear masks, when Covid was new, and spreading like wildfire. Why? The government didn’t have enough masks. So, you and I had to go ‘unprotected’.
Once the government had enough masks, we were all required to wear them. The reason for this was, the government had screwed up; badly. You’ll recall that, in the first weeks of Covid, in America, politicians urged us to go to crowded venues, and to intermingle with others. We were told such things as, “Go to Chinatown! If you don’t, you’re a racist!”
What should the politicians have done? They should have resigned. Or, we should have overthrown the government. ( I use the term “overthrow” in the sense that Patrick J. Buchanan used it. Buchanan was speaking, apparently, of a Democrat president: Kennedy, Johnson, or Carter. )
To stay in office, the politicians had to keep us distracted. Hence, we were all busied with the cumbersome process of acquiring, and learning to wear, masks.
( I’ve never been able to wear a mask properly. A mask renders me blind, because it completely fogs my glasses. )
Next, we were distracted by “social distancing”. Benches disappeared from parks. ( Never mind that the safest place to stay clear of a virus is outdoors. ) Chairs disappeared from waiting rooms. Some of us fell victim to painful Covid tests. The insane among us then got “vaccinated”, multiple times. The Covid “vaccine” is purely experimental. It’s been proven to not work.
In fact, those who have been “vaccinated” against Covid are more likely to catch the Omicron virus!
All of us were surveilled and hassled by “authority” figures. Instead of ridding ourselves of our current government, we surrendered to their totalitarian dictates.
We are not the men of Marathon. We are the cowardly children of our august founders.
AND IN THE END…
“Social media companies now control speech. … We need to re-look … at the power they have to regulate speech, because it’s extraordinary.”
- Matt Whitaker, former acting United States Attorney General.
Source: Gutfeld! January 6, 2022. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com.
ARCANA
1. ARSE stands for Andrew Roller Stories and Essays. ( This web site. )
2. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
3. Sources for Kay J being an artist:
A. Kay J: “I [am] good at drawing!"
Playboy: “[ Kay went ] to college for design”.
Source: Her biography accompanying the video, and photo gallery, called “Sweet Sub ( tleties ). This is on pbp-ma ( dot ) playboy ( dot ) com. ( Playboy Plus. )
B. Kay J: “I am a designer, I like to draw.”
Source: Her biography accompanying the photo gallery “Presenting Kay J”, or “Kay”. This is on the metartnetwork ( dot ) com. ( Met Art Network. )
4. Google search query: does a labial piercing hurt?
Google answer:
Piercing pain scale:
[ Most painful: ] Genital piercing. Your genitals are among the most nerve-dense areas on your body.
5. “Most piercings, regardless of how painful they are, are most intense for a split second as the needle goes through and the jewelry is inserted.”
Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/most-painful-piercings#most-painful
6. “A [ labial ] lip piercing is going to hurt, but it's tolerable. Like most body piercings, the procedure itself will be quick, and the biggest concern will be the aftercare. …
“Brace yourself, because the healing time for a [ labial ] lip piercing can be anywhere from three to six months, depending on your body and how you heal. … You’re healing a fistula, and that’s a tunnel of scar tissue being built around the jewelry, so it takes time. The body's going to seal off the exterior first to prevent bacteria, then it’s going to start healing inwards, so it takes a while.”
( That’s what I want: a girlfriend with a fistula, and scar tissue! Plus a jungle inked onto her back. )
Source: https://www.byrdie.com/lip-labret-piercing-faq-3189106
7. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
8. Thanks to Kay, I’m learning the Ukrainian language, and I’m learning Ukrainian and Russian history.
9. I’m not against vaccinations. I have every vaccination that’s proven to work. That is, I’m only “unvaccinated” against Covid. That’s because, whatever its efficacy, the Covid vaccine doesn’t actually work. Evidence shows that the Covid vaccine makes you more susceptible to catching the Omicron virus.
U.S. President Joke Bidet doesn’t “follow the science”. He follows whatever pleases his hysterical, lying, censorious, bullying, racist, power-mad Democratic Party base. ( When he’s not busy farting, and soiling his underpants. )
10. Fox News’ Tucker Carlson routinely denigrates “children”. He fails to note the following: our world was created by a teenager. It was born when 19-year-old Gavrilo Princip shot 50-year-old Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria. The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand sparked the events that have led to our current situation.
Our current situation is that the United States of America is in a nuclear stalemate with Russia.
My interest in Ukraine was sparked by ( then ) 12-year-old Dana Taranova, of Kiev, Ukraine. ( Nearly all of her then extant videos featured her at age 11, or younger. )
My interest in Russia was sparked by Mari Kruchkova, then of Kaliningrad, Russia, and later of Moscow City, Russia. Marie was 12 years old at the time.
My interest in Belarus was sparked by Milana from Minsk. ( Who may, in fact, be Milana Pavlenko. ) Milana was 13 years old at the time.
My interest in Moldova was sparked by Angelina Polikarpova of Moldova. ( TheAngelPoli on You Tube. ) Angelina was 13 years old at the time.
My interest in learning French was sparked by You Tube’s La princesse Didi. Didi was 14 years old at the time. In her videos, she was the cutest preadolescent I’ve ever seen! ( And that’s against impossibly lovely competition; namely, the girls mentioned above. )
Lesson: “little” girls matter! So do 19-year-old boys.
Note that Bill O’Reilly isn’t on the Fox News Channel anymore. Who replaced him? Someone younger: Tucker Carlson!
( P.S. None of the “underage minor” females, mentioned above, had any tattoos or piercings! )
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 138
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 138, version 2.0
Date Written: January 8, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 138
Editorial Thunder presents...
Kay J: Pierced?
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Plus: Our cowardly selves.
And: Attorney General on Big Tech.
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KAY J: Pierced?
Kay’s venture into bodily mutilation may be ongoing.
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model who lives in Kiev, Ukraine. She is currently 25 years old.
Kay has an Only Fans web site. On Friday, January 7 ( Kiev time ), Kay posted a photo of her bare bottom. In the photo, she’s lifting her dress, which has zebra stripes, to expose her ass.
The statement that Kay issued to accompany her photo is as follows:
“Well, it's Friday, it's time to please yourself with wonderful😌”.
The “smile” emoticon references her bare bottom. Except: this photo has nothing to do with Kay’s bottom. Nor is it about her anus, which is prominently featured in her photo.
I examined Kay’s photo closely. She has a lovely bottom. It’s also flawless. This despite the fact that other photographic items, over the years, show that she’s been whipped and beaten. ( See prior issues on ARSE for more. )
If you look closely at the rear shot of Kay’s pussy, you’ll see a violet gemstone. It’s in a gold setting. Beyond the gemstone, and its setting, is Kay’s curtain of hair. I’m speaking of her long mane of hair that spills down from her head. ( Kay is stooping. Her pussy is, as always, depilated, as is her bottom’s furrow. )
The violet gemstone, and its gold setting, may indicate that Kay has been pierced.
If Kay is pierced, her piercing is known, in common parlance, as a “vaginal piercing”. This is a misnomer, since her vagina is inside her! A better term is “genital piercing”. The most painful piercing that you can get is a genital piercing. ( A clitoral piercing, which Kay doesn’t appear to have, is the most painful genital piercing. )
The usual cleanliness routine is required for a new piercing.
I’m enraged by the tattoo that Kay got. ( Mentioned in a previous issue on ARSE. Kay’s tattoo is centered on her upper back. It includes a big eyeball. )
I’m relatively agnostic about Kay’s labial piercing. Nonetheless, I’m against it. Why?
1. Kay has uniquely small pussy lips. A piercing has weight. If you hang a weight, for a prolonged period, from anything, it will droop. Kay could wind up with a ( naturally ) tight right labial lip, and a droopy left labial lip. That is not sexy!
2. Devoting extra time to keeping a part of your body clean is annoying. It’s Kay’s body, so she’s the one stuck with the chore. I don’t like seeing a girl burdened with extra labor that she never had to engage in.
3. A piercing could get infected. It appears that Kay’s piercing didn’t get infected. However, is one piercing enough for her? What if she decides to get more? What if one of her new piercings gets infected? Who wants a girl with an infected pussy? Not me!
4. If Kay decides to get pierced again, you know what’s on the chopping block: her nipples. I find pierced nipples as erotic as any guy. At the same time, I don’t like the way that pierced nipples look. ( Erotic feelings can include various reactions. )
When a girl is aroused, her nipples stick out. This is erotically appealing. Why? Because it signals that the girl is ready, indeed eager, for procreative activity. This is a signal that has beckoned males for millions of years. It’s one of the reasons I’m able to type this, and you’re able to read it; our species didn’t go extinct from a lack of fertility. ( Scientifically, “fertility” refers to a species’ procreative success. )
A pierced nipple wrecks one’s view of excited nipples. A girl’s nipples will be erect. However, the piercing makes her nipples look less erect than they are. So much for her beckoning signal to get fucked.
In real life, the girl will probably get fucked, since she’s topless, or naked. However, in a photograph, her beckoning signal is compromised by her piercings. Kay’s main source of income is as a nude model. She sells her nudity through photographs.
A labial piercing probably won’t harm a girl’s sexual responsiveness. However, a clitoral piercing could cause a girl to lose sexual feeling. So, Miss Hot becomes Miss Not. She lacks sexual responsiveness, and doesn’t want to get fucked. Imagine being her husband!
The same is true of pierced nipples. They can result in a lack of sexual responsiveness.
Each of us is an individual. As such, each of us wants to be recognized for our uniqueness. However, with regard to choosing a sexual partner, there is a limit to how unique you want your partner to be. A woman could, in theory, have three breasts. That’s unique. Do you want to sleep with her? Probably not.
The same is true with regard to piercings and tattoos. It’s possible that Kay’s schlock tattoo is unique. It’s possible that she drew it herself. ( She claims, in brief porn site biographies, that she’s an artist. This despite the fact that I’ve never seen any of her art, anywhere. )
Unfortunately, Kay’s tattoo makes her too unique. It’s like having three breasts. I’ve dreamed of bedding all sorts of girls. Never once did I dream of bedding a girl with a giant eyeball on her back.
( Kay’s tattoo consists of a giant eyeball, a pyramid, a second pyramid that’s floating, one or more roses, leaves, and a flower that isn’t a rose. )
( I guess Kay forgot to include dinosaurs, flying saucers, and little green men with ray guns in her tattoo. )
Each of us carries a long “tail” behind us. You aren’t the sole person who makes decisions in your life. This is true even if you’re someone who’s totally independent from others. Every choice that you make is influenced by your ancestors. The choices that they made have a big influence on your decisions.
Why am I sexually attracted to human females? Because, if my male ancestors mated with dogs, or ponies, no offspring resulted. Hence, I’m attracted to the choices that my ancestors made that resulted in procreative success.
When I imagine an attractive female, I picture her having a normal female back. I don’t expect to find a big eyeball on her back! ( Let alone two pyramids, and a plethora of flowers and leaves. )
Similarly, when I image a female vulva, I’m not expecting to find a violet gemstone there. Nor am I prospecting for gold. I want to see a normal, attractive vulva. Not metal!
Recently, on her Only Fans web site, Kay has been posting photos of herself at an earlier age. At least one of her photos was a repost. I wondered if Kay had submitted to further bodily mutilation, and was healing from it. I can now say that Kay likely was pierced to celebrate Christmas. ( Ukraine’s Christmas is on January 7. )
In the year past, Kay posted various photos that revealed her tattoo. In some of these photos, she deliberately misdirected the viewer. She’d signal to the viewer, photographically or in text, to look at some part of her body. It was never her back. In fact, though, the point of the photograph was to ( partly ) display her tattoo. It’s likely that the photo that she posted on January 7 has the same purpose. ( A game of misdirection. )
I don’t mind Kay playing games with her photos. That makes her Only Fans web site more fun. I do mind her undergoing various painful procedures. I pray that she’ll keep future “games” limited to activities that don’t mar her body.
Thankfully, if one doesn’t wear a “vaginal piercing”, the pierced hole will quickly close. ( Probably, leaving a scar. )
My advice to Kay: spend more time consuming with your mind, instead of with your body. That is, learn English instead of getting a tattoo. Your tattoo ruined your back. If you’d spent that time on the ( pain free ) task of learning English, you would have been able to more successfully interact with your Only Fans customers. You would also have been able to more successfully interact with English speaking visitors to Kiev.
The same holds true for any piercing. It’s a waste of time that, probably, makes you look worse.
Perfection needs no improvement. Don’t vandalize yourself, Kay.
( If you want to suffer, Kay, just move into my room. There’s no bed, little heat, and little money for food. My toilet doesn’t properly flush, leaving poop behind. I have no bathtub, and no T.V. You can, however, watch me masturbate over your photos! )
PUT ON your MASK!
“The CDC admits: most masks afford no protection against Covid. … Cloth masks have no effect against Omicron.”
- Raymond Arroyo.
Source: The Ingrate Angle. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com. Circa January 6, 2022.
WHY did the government impose futile mask mandates?
First, note that we were all told to NOT wear masks, when Covid was new, and spreading like wildfire. Why? The government didn’t have enough masks. So, you and I had to go ‘unprotected’.
Once the government had enough masks, we were all required to wear them. The reason for this was, the government had screwed up; badly. You’ll recall that, in the first weeks of Covid, in America, politicians urged us to go to crowded venues, and to intermingle with others. We were told such things as, “Go to Chinatown! If you don’t, you’re a racist!”
What should the politicians have done? They should have resigned. Or, we should have overthrown the government. ( I use the term “overthrow” in the sense that Patrick J. Buchanan used it. Buchanan was speaking, apparently, of a Democrat president: Kennedy, Johnson, or Carter. )
To stay in office, the politicians had to keep us distracted. Hence, we were all busied with the cumbersome process of acquiring, and learning to wear, masks.
( I’ve never been able to wear a mask properly. A mask renders me blind, because it completely fogs my glasses. )
Next, we were distracted by “social distancing”. Benches disappeared from parks. ( Never mind that the safest place to stay clear of a virus is outdoors. ) Chairs disappeared from waiting rooms. Some of us fell victim to painful Covid tests. The insane among us then got “vaccinated”, multiple times. The Covid “vaccine” is purely experimental. It’s been proven to not work.
In fact, those who have been “vaccinated” against Covid are more likely to catch the Omicron virus!
All of us were surveilled and hassled by “authority” figures. Instead of ridding ourselves of our current government, we surrendered to their totalitarian dictates.
We are not the men of Marathon. We are the cowardly children of our august founders.
AND IN THE END…
“Social media companies now control speech. … We need to re-look … at the power they have to regulate speech, because it’s extraordinary.”
- Matt Whitaker, former acting United States Attorney General.
Source: Gutfeld! January 6, 2022. The Fox News Channel, via foxnews ( dot ) com.
ARCANA
1. ARSE stands for Andrew Roller Stories and Essays. ( This web site. )
2. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
3. Sources for Kay J being an artist:
A. Kay J: “I [am] good at drawing!"
Playboy: “[ Kay went ] to college for design”.
Source: Her biography accompanying the video, and photo gallery, called “Sweet Sub ( tleties ). This is on pbp-ma ( dot ) playboy ( dot ) com. ( Playboy Plus. )
B. Kay J: “I am a designer, I like to draw.”
Source: Her biography accompanying the photo gallery “Presenting Kay J”, or “Kay”. This is on the metartnetwork ( dot ) com. ( Met Art Network. )
4. Google search query: does a labial piercing hurt?
Google answer:
Piercing pain scale:
[ Most painful: ] Genital piercing. Your genitals are among the most nerve-dense areas on your body.
5. “Most piercings, regardless of how painful they are, are most intense for a split second as the needle goes through and the jewelry is inserted.”
Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/most-painful-piercings#most-painful
6. “A [ labial ] lip piercing is going to hurt, but it's tolerable. Like most body piercings, the procedure itself will be quick, and the biggest concern will be the aftercare. …
“Brace yourself, because the healing time for a [ labial ] lip piercing can be anywhere from three to six months, depending on your body and how you heal. … You’re healing a fistula, and that’s a tunnel of scar tissue being built around the jewelry, so it takes time. The body's going to seal off the exterior first to prevent bacteria, then it’s going to start healing inwards, so it takes a while.”
( That’s what I want: a girlfriend with a fistula, and scar tissue! Plus a jungle inked onto her back. )
Source: https://www.byrdie.com/lip-labret-piercing-faq-3189106
7. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
8. Thanks to Kay, I’m learning the Ukrainian language, and I’m learning Ukrainian and Russian history.
9. I’m not against vaccinations. I have every vaccination that’s proven to work. That is, I’m only “unvaccinated” against Covid. That’s because, whatever its efficacy, the Covid vaccine doesn’t actually work. Evidence shows that the Covid vaccine makes you more susceptible to catching the Omicron virus.
U.S. President Joke Bidet doesn’t “follow the science”. He follows whatever pleases his hysterical, lying, censorious, bullying, racist, power-mad Democratic Party base. ( When he’s not busy farting, and soiling his underpants. )
10. Fox News’ Tucker Carlson routinely denigrates “children”. He fails to note the following: our world was created by a teenager. It was born when 19-year-old Gavrilo Princip shot 50-year-old Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria. The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand sparked the events that have led to our current situation.
Our current situation is that the United States of America is in a nuclear stalemate with Russia.
My interest in Ukraine was sparked by ( then ) 12-year-old Dana Taranova, of Kiev, Ukraine. ( Nearly all of her then extant videos featured her at age 11, or younger. )
My interest in Russia was sparked by Mari Kruchkova, then of Kaliningrad, Russia, and later of Moscow City, Russia. Marie was 12 years old at the time.
My interest in Belarus was sparked by Milana from Minsk. ( Who may, in fact, be Milana Pavlenko. ) Milana was 13 years old at the time.
My interest in Moldova was sparked by Angelina Polikarpova of Moldova. ( TheAngelPoli on You Tube. ) Angelina was 13 years old at the time.
My interest in learning French was sparked by You Tube’s La princesse Didi. Didi was 14 years old at the time. In her videos, she was the cutest preadolescent I’ve ever seen! ( And that’s against impossibly lovely competition; namely, the girls mentioned above. )
Lesson: “little” girls matter! So do 19-year-old boys.
Note that Bill O’Reilly isn’t on the Fox News Channel anymore. Who replaced him? Someone younger: Tucker Carlson!
( P.S. None of the “underage minor” females, mentioned above, had any tattoos or piercings! )
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 138
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 138, version 2.0
Date Written: January 8, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Kay’s Tattoo: How Bad?
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ET 137
Editorial Thunder presents...
Kay’s Tattoo: How Bad?
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Plus: Kay J’s tattoo experience.
And: Article writing: handling multiple web site sources.
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KAY’s Tattoo: How BAD?
An estimate of the amount of pain Kay J suffered.
By Andrew Roller
“It’s a highly painful area to have tattooed.”
Source: https://faq.saniderm.com/knowledge-base/detailed-tattoo-pain-chart/
Kay J is a nude model who lives in Kiev, Ukraine. She was born on either March 21 or March 24, 1996.
Kay is probably married. She lives with the father of her son, Mark. She and Mark’s father have likely been married for half a decade.
Kay “unexpectedly” got pregnant. She probably got pregnant with Mark during Ukraine’s New Year’s and Christmas festivities in January of 2017. She likely delivered her baby in early October of 2017.
On March 11, 2021, Kay got a tattoo. It’s her first. She got it to celebrate her birthday. She got it on March 11 so that her tattoo would be healed by her birthday. The tattooing process is painful. So are the days after one is tattooed, as the tattoo heals. This takes two weeks.
Kay’s tattoo is large. It’s on her upper back, between the blades of her shoulders. A bit of her tattoo extends onto the base of her neck. Her tattoo is centered over her spine.
Kay’s tattoo consists of a rose-bearing plant. It’s the tip of the plant that extends onto the base of her neck. Leaves from the plant, and the roses, extend over her back, between the blades of her shoulders.
Centered over the plant is a pyramid. If you flip a dollar bill upside down, you’ll see the pyramid. However, Kay’s pyramid is clear. That is, her skin within the pyramid isn’t tattooed.
Except: Centered in the pyramid is a big, eyelash-laden eyeball. It stares out from Kay’s back.
Kay’s tattoo is green. It is, thankfully, not colored.
Let’s pause to consider the elements of Kay’s tattoo. I’m enraged by it. Kay has lovely satiny white skin. Tattooing it is, in my opinion, an obscenity.
1. The rose-bearing plant. Kay’s a girl. Girls like roses. So, she has roses permanently inked onto her back. What’s the problem, Kay? Are you getting so few real roses in your life, that you have to tattoo them onto your back?
2. The pyramid. I’m a member of Kay’s Only Fans web site. It has loads of quality content. Mostly, Kay’s content is selfies. This consists of the following:
A. Photos that have superb resolution.
B. Videos that are fairly grainy.
To join Kay’s Only Fans web site, you have to pay. The price, without a discount, is $120.00 for a one year membership.
Kay has other ways of obtaining money from her Only Fans web site. These cost extra. They are as follows:
A. Kay offers videos. These are sold via “Messages” ( a “direct message” ).
Kay offers a direct message video four or five times a month. Her latest video costs $35.00. It lasts for nine minutes and 38 seconds. Kay could have included a photo to illustrate what her video is about. However, she didn’t. Kay usually offers her videos sight unseen.
All Kay says of her latest direct message video is the following:
“And I have something interesting🎁This video will not leave your penis without a gift this New Year🎄”.
Sometimes, Kay will post a free photo, on her Only Fans web site, that hints at what her latest direct message video consists of. Kay didn’t do this with her “penis … gift” video.
Kay sometimes offers a small gallery of photos in a direct message. Or, she’ll offer a direct message video that includes one or two photos. ( These items, like a direct message video, cost money. )
B. Every posting on Kay’s Only Fans web site comes with this request:
$ SEND TIP
You can tip Kay if you like.
C. When Kay has a birthday, or feels her day is somehow special, she makes a bald appeal for tips. For instance, on her birthday ( March 24, 2021 ), she requested tips in the following amounts:
$5. $10. $15. $20. $99. $100.
D. Kay offers “custom” content. She describes this as follows:
a. “If you want something hotter, write to me personally🤪”.
b. “Hi dear💋I'm glad to welcome you on my profile. You can personally write to me what your penis wants and I will try to fulfill your wishes🍓for new fans hide discount for exclusive video enjoy my hot masturbation and sweet cum , you can always order custom for your self )”.
Let’s consider, again, that pyramid on the back of the dollar bill. Look above it. What do you see? A floating eyeball! Guess what is floating in the center of the pyramid that’s tattooed on Kay’s back? An eyeball! Are you beginning to get the feeling that Kay is hungry for money?
I don’t begrudge Kay for charging to look at her Only Fans channel.
I don’t begrudge Kay for charging me extra for her direct message videos. ( Which are offered to all of her fans. )
I don’t begrudge Kay for requesting a tip for every one of her posts.
I don’t begrudge Kay for holding “tip me” celebrations, on “special” days.
I don’t begrudge Kay for selling “custom” content.
But, Kay, are you so hungry for money that you need part of a dollar bill tattooed onto your back?
I realize that, if Kay reads this, she probably won’t like it. However, if I didn’t like her, I wouldn’t be writing this article. I’m only writing it because I care.
KAY’S PAIN
How painful was it for Kay to submit to being tattooed?
We must break Kay’s tattoo into its component parts. She can be said to have the following:
1. A spine tattoo.
2. A central back tattoo. We can also call this an upper back tattoo.
3. A neck tattoo.
I researched the above at multiple web sites. I will now show what I found. I lightly edited the comments for readability.
1. “Getting a tattoo is always going to include some pain. [ If ] you want to avoid the discomfort as much as possible, choose a spot for your tattoo that isn’t taut, over a bone, or in an area where there are lots of nerve endings.”
( Your spine is a column of connected bones, under a thin layer of skin. It has an abundance of nerve endings. )
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/most-painful-places-to-get-a-tattoo/
2. “Do All Tattoos Hurt?
“I think you already know the answer to this question deep down. Unfortunately – yes. They do. … Your skin is getting stabbed with between 1 and 20 needles at once, over and over again – hundreds of thousands of times during a single sitting. I’m not trying to put you off, but there are no two ways about it. Tattoos do hurt.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/how-bad-do-tattoos-hurt/
3. “Will My Tattoo Definitely Hurt?
“Unfortunately, all tattoos sting. There is no … way around that question. … Your skin is … going to be perforated many hundreds of times a minute, and for 99% of people, this will sting.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
4. “If someone says a tattoo didn't hurt they are lying. A needle is piercing your skin 500+ times a second. It hurts.”
- imoldgregbro
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/tattoo/comments/2sdys6/tell_me_about_your_first_tattoo_experience/
5. “A co-worker described it to me as 'like a cat scratching you over and over’. So I was sort of prepared for how it would feel. It did feel like cat scratches in places. But in places near joints where the skin is thinner, and on my shoulder over my bones, it hurt quite a bit.”
- StDiluted
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/tattoo/comments/2sdys6/tell_me_about_your_first_tattoo_experience/
6. “Before getting a tattoo, you need to be aware of a few things. There is a relation [ between ] the amount of agony you will suffer and the location of the tattoo. …
“Your first tattoo experience may not be that pleasant, but you will get used to the jabbing and [ poking ] eventually. Of course, the blood and plasma oozing from the wounds do not paint an appealing picture, so prepare yourself beforehand for this experience.”
- Source: https://www.wildtattooart.com/tattoo-pain-chart
7. “Spine tattoos have a unique, stylish design, unlike anything else. However, they also include an increased risk of pain. [ That’s ] due to the thin skin [ in the area ]. [ Also, there’s an ] increased presence of bones and nerves.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/spine-tattoo-pain/
Quote ( 7. ) is referring primarily to two things:
A. A tattoo that runs along the spine. ( Kay’s tattoo runs along her spine, and extends beyond it. )
B. A tattoo that incorporates the bony vertebrae of the spine into its design. ( Kay’s tattoo, although it’s applied to her vertebrae, ignores them. )
8. “Large back tattoos are a significant undertaking that will take a toll on both you and your tattoo artist. … Remember, unless you are getting a tattoo only along your spine, your artist will do what [ he ] can to move from more painful spots to less sensitive areas. [ He’ll do that ] frequently, to give you a break from the more substantial pain.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/back-tattoo-pain/
9. “Our backs offer one of the largest canvases on our bodies. Therefore, they are ideal for large, detailed tattoos. [ However, ] the bigger the tattoo, the more painful it will be. While planning a tattoo, it is vital to consider placement, size and detail so you can prepare yourself for the duration of pain you’ll experience.
“Significant Pain: Central Back.
“Tattoos on the spine are widely agreed to be very painful. While they are not as bad as ankles or the back of the knee, spine tattoos are on highly sensitive skin that is thin and sits against bone and nerve endings.
“When it comes to tattoo pain, there are several types of pain that you can experience. The kind that will stand out the most when getting a back tattoo is the sharp, stinging pain of the needle and the vibration pain. In particular, the vibration pain causes a significantly higher pain level with tattoos on the spine and shoulder blades.
“As the tattoo artist moves the needle along your spine, the vibrations will spread throughout your back. The spinal cord can carry the pain elsewhere in your body, which is why this area can be so painful. It is generally recommended to keep spine tattoos small or simpler in detail, so the pain doesn’t become too much as the session goes on.”
( Kay’s tattoo is large and complex. )
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/back-tattoo-pain/
10. “If you’re getting a tattoo for the first time, spinal tattoos usually aren’t recommended. Instead, they’re usually a better idea for someone already familiar with the tattooing process. Studies show that people who already have tattoos have an easier time tolerating the pain during future sessions.”
( This was Kay’s first tattoo. )
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/spine-tattoo-pain/
11. “Along The Spine.
“Spinal tattoos are popular and they look great but the spine is near the top of the list of the most painful tattoo locations on the body. There are a lot of nerves that run up and down your spine, while the bones are very close to the skin. Therefore, getting a tattoo along your spine can feel like the tattoo artist is taking a hammer to your bones.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/most-painful-places-to-get-a-tattoo/
12. “Do Spine Tattoos Hurt?
“Unfortunately, the spine is typically considered one of the most painful spots on the body to get a tattoo. [ There are ] two reasons [ for this ]:
“A. The spine contains multiple nerve endings.
“B. The area includes lots of bones and thin skin.
“The spinal cord is a bundle of nerves connecting your brain to the rest of your body. During tattooing, the needle can touch these nerves, resulting in pain signals. Interestingly, you won’t always experience pain at the point of contact with the needle. Instead, you might feel a buzzing sensation in seemingly random locations on your body, especially up and down your arms.
“Tattooing on top of bones, especially in areas with thin skin, is typically painful. Unfortunately, the spine is basically nothing but delicate skin and bones. In particular, the lower part of the spine is considered the most sensitive.
“What Does Spine Tattoo Pain Feel Like?
“There’s no one type of pain that occurs during a spinal tattoo. Instead, you might feel a few different sensations during the session.” They are as follows:
“A. Burning Pain:
“The tattoo needle can feel hot against your skin. It’s typically a type of pain that develops throughout the day, occurring when the artist works on one section for an extended time.
“Most people experience some burning pain, though it’s usually more irritating than excruciating. It’s more common if you have a large, detailed tattoo.”
( Kay has a large, detailed tattoo. )
“Fortunately, burning pain is most likely to occur in areas of the body with high stores of fat, which means it’s usually minimal when getting a back tattoo.
“B. Stinging Pain:
“Sharp stinging is usually the most painful type of sensation. It can cause you to pull away from the needle reflexively. Stinging pain is more common during detail work when the artist is using one needle.
“While some stinging pain is expected, take note if it seems excessive. Inexperienced tattoo artists can hold the tattoo gun incorrectly, driving the needle too deep into the skin, causing stinging pain needlessly. You can wind up with a ‘tattoo [ blowout ]’, which is when the tattoo appears blurry.”
( Kay’s tattoo was successfully applied. It also healed successfully. )
“C. Dull Pain:
“A low, dull ache is actually the preferred type of pain to feel when getting a tattoo. Dull pain occurs when your body produces stress hormones, such as adrenaline. These hormones help [ dampen ] sharp stinging [ pain ], and burning pain.
“D. The Type of Tattoo:
“The size and type of tattoo affects how much pain you might experience. A large, detailed tattoo running down the length of your spine will obviously hurt more than a smaller tattoo in only one section on your back.
“Additionally, placement also matters. As mentioned above, the lower back is typically more sensitive than areas along the upper spine.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/spine-tattoo-pain/
13. “A tattoo pain chart.
“Each part of the body reacts differently to the piercing needle of a tattoo artist. This can depend on the structure underneath the skin or the major nerve endings throughout the body. The most painful parts of getting tattooed are:
“A. The groin.
“B. The elbow.
“C. The arm pits.
“D. The spine area.”
( All are regarded as severely painful areas to have tattooed. )
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“Which spots can be classified as the most sensitive ones?
“Certain parts of the body contain clusters of nerves or nerve endings. These parts can be considered [ as being ] the most sensitive areas [ to ] pain. Also, the bonier areas are likely to be affected more by the needle than other areas. The throat, nipples, genitals, solar plexus, face, and hands can be classified as the parts with clusters of nerves.
“The wrists, ankles, feet, collarbone, SPINE, ribs, elbows, [ and ] kneecaps are some of the bonier areas that are prone to increased pain reception.”
( Emphasis added. )
“[ The pain of being tattooed in some places may only consist of some stinging and itching. However, in other places, the pain ] may prompt you to tear out your hair.
“Moreover, the parts where the major nerves run can also be relatively more painful than others.”
( The area over Kay’s spinal column is a “tear out your hair” level of pain. )
Source: https://www.wildtattooart.com/tattoo-pain-chart
14. “Upper / Middle / Lower Back: The pain level is 5 to 8 out of 10.
“Spine, very painful. Shoulder blades, fairly painful. Everywhere else on the back, not that bad. One additional factor to consider is that the back is a prime canvas for large pieces with heavy saturation and detail. And it doesn’t particularly matter where these types of tattoos are, they will always hurt more than others.”
( Kay’s tattoo has heavy saturation ( of the color green ) and lots of details. )
“Furthermore, most people’s shoulder blades are pretty bony, so your pain level will jump when the tattoo needles hit the bone, itself. As for the spine, it is almost exclusively comprised of bones and nerves, and with the spinal cord so close to the skin, it’s a highly painful area to have tattooed. If you’re concerned with pain, having your artist place designs off to either side of the spine makes getting tattooed on your back a much more comfortable process compared to having the spine, itself, tattooed.”
( Kay’s tattoo is centered over her spine. )
Source: https://faq.saniderm.com/knowledge-base/detailed-tattoo-pain-chart/
15. “Tattoo Pain Chart: Which Parts Are The Most Sensitive?
“A. Mild: 1 - 3.
“B. Moderate: 3 - 6.
“C. Severe: 6 - 8.
“D. Extremely Severe: 8 - 10.
“Level of pain for parts of the body:
“A. Body Part: spine.
“a. Female: 9.
“b. Male: 9.”
( Hence, as Kay was being tattooed over her spine, she was experiencing extremely severe pain. Her large, detailed tattoo is centered on her spine. )
“B. Body part: back.
“a. Female: 5.
“b. Male: 7.
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“Spine.
“A lot of people who tattoo their spine will experience extreme pain. [ This is ] due to sharp nerve endings, and how close the spine is to the skin. Being [ an ] extremely painful area, both men and women experience the level 9.
“Female: [ The ] thin layer [ of skin ] that [ overlays ] the spine could make tattooing so painful that it could result in shedding a tear.
“Male: Back and spine is more painful for men compared to women, so it can be hard to bear.”
Source: https://www.savedtattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
16. “Neck and spine.
“Neck and spine tattoos are known to be among the most painful tattoos because the neck and spine are very sensitive areas.”
Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/body-modification/pain-tattoos-chart#pain-factors
17. “The Neck. The pain level is 7 out of 10.
“Front of the neck, very painful. The back and sides of [ the ] neck are actually not too bad.”
Source: https://faq.saniderm.com/knowledge-base/detailed-tattoo-pain-chart/
18. “Neck.
“Neck tattoos are painful. [ That’s ] because there are some large nerves on the back and sides of the neck. [ These ] can be irritated by the motion of the tattoo needle. You may even get pain radiating from your neck into your back because the cervical nerve is located in the neck. Neck tattoos are not for the faint of heart or those with a low tolerance for pain.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/most-painful-places-to-get-a-tattoo/
19. “Upper and lower back.
“Getting a tattoo on your upper or lower back usually causes low-moderate to moderate amounts of pain because skin here is thick with few nerve endings. The further away you tattoo from the bones and nerve endings in your spine and hips, the less pain you’ll feel.”
Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/body-modification/pain-tattoos-chart#pain-factors
20. “What Does Tattoo Pain Feel Like?
“What happens, exactly, is that a needle is going through your skin, and scratching through it. That said, the primary type of pain will feel like scratching as if a cat is scratching you or you’re experiencing constant bee and wasp stings.”
( Yep. I always look forward to that! )
“Besides scratching, the tattooing process pain feels sharp, and leaves a burning sensation. However, the pain sensation, and the type of … pain you’ll experience, is different on different parts of the body.
“If the skin is loose, the burning and scratching sensation [ will ] intensify. Also, when bone is too close to the needle, like on elbows, [ or on the spine ], the pain will also intensify. The area will also be left vibrating after a bit.” [ Communicating pain to other parts of your body. ]
“Tattooing is painful. … If the artwork is large, it can also be time-consuming. [ That ] can make the pain even greater.”
Source: https://www.savedtattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
21. “Similar to the spine, tattooing the neck can be extremely painful for both men and women. The pain for men and women is 7 and 6 respectively.
“Female: Front area is less painful compared to the backside of the neck.
“Male: The area around the neck feels unbearably painful, especially on the front, against the neck bone.
“[ Being tattooed on your ] back is less painful than the area around the spine, it can even be rated as mild or moderate pain, depending on the size of your tattoo, biological sex, and other factors. Males experience the pain at level 7. The pain for women is significantly lower, at level 5.
“Female: The pain across both the upper and lower back feels mild and moderate in some areas for women.
“Male: Fewer nerve-endings make the pain more moderate, although in some areas pain may be rated as severe. Genuinely, men experience more pain in the back than women.”
Source: https://www.savedtattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
I’ve established that Kay experienced severe pain as the skin over her spinal column was being tattooed. The tattoo needle may not have just been piercing her skin. It may, possibly, have been hitting her spinal column.
( Which isn’t what God intended for you to do with your spine! )
With regard to what Kay experienced, I’m now going to show information regarding other bony, nerve-laden parts of the body. Kay wasn’t tattooed in these places. But the pain one experiences in being tattooed in these places is similar to what she endured.
22. Other bony, nerve-laden parts of the body:
“A. Elbow / Kneecap:
“The bones are very close to the skin on the elbow or kneecap. The vibrations caused by tattooing over bone that is just below the surface of the skin [ prompts ] SHARP PAIN.”
( Emphasis added. )
“B. Ankle:
“Have you ever whacked your ankle against the side of the couch or against a recliner in the family room? A tattoo on your ankle will hurt worse than that. The ankle bone is directly under a very thin layer of skin and when you get an ankle tattoo, it can hurt as badly as getting your ribcage tattooed.
“C. Shin:
Theoretically, your shin shouldn’t be that painful of a place to get a tattoo, but it is. That’s because the bones in your shin are located just below [ a ] thin layer of skin.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/most-painful-places-to-get-a-tattoo/
KAY’S EXPERIENCE
What was it like for Kay J to undergo being tattooed? Before, during, and after her tattooing? I present my findings here:
1. Pain numbing cream:
“It’s no big secret that getting [ a ] tattoo … can be a painful process.
…
“With tattoos, the pain is part of the ritual. … However, there can be certain scenarios where the pain is intolerable, and you may choose to … numb your skin prior to your tattoo appointment. For example, some parts of the body are much more painful to be tattooed on than others, such as the ribs, the tops of the feet, and the backs of the knees. … Numbing cream does not entirely eliminate the pain.”
Source: https://majestictattoonyc.com/how-to-numb-skin-before-tattoo-or-laser-removal/
I am a former and future kidney dialysis patient. Dialysis involves getting two needles stuck into veins in my arm. The numbing cream sold to a prospective tattoo client is the same as that available to a dialysis patient. It’s called lidocaine.
If you use lidocaine frequently, it will break down your skin. Hence, it isn’t recommended for dialysis patients. That’s because we get dialyzed three times a week.
Furthermore, no cream can shield you from acute pain. Getting stabbed with a needle, or many of them ( in tattooing ), is an acute pain.
It’s likely that the main effect of applying lidocaine to yourself is psychological. You believe that the cream is protecting you, so you aren’t as anxious about the pain. Therefore, you may feel less pain.
2. Here’s more on pain numbing cream:
“Tattoo numbing creams, ointments, and sprays, all work the same way. [ You ] apply them to the tattoo location and they numb the area.
“The active ingredient that helps achieve the desired numbness is lidocaine. Lidocaine is part of the ‘caine’ family of drugs that are derived from the Coca plant. You may be more familiar with lidocaine's … cousin Cocaine. Lidocaine does not have the [ intoxicating ] properties of cocaines, but it does cause numbness by preventing your nerves from sending the pain impulse to your brain when applied to the skin.
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“However, [ lidocaine is ] not a magic cream that is going to make your tattoo completely painless. [ It ] will make the pain bearable … and in some cases much more bearable.
“Tattoo numbing creams are recommended If you are going to be getting a tattoo in a very sensitive area, or if you are going to be getting a very large tattoo. They are also recommended if you are nervous.”
( Kay’s tattoo is in a very sensitive area. ( Along her spine. ) It’s also large. )
Source: https://www.mrinkwells.com/pages/devonrae
3. “If you go into your session thinking that the pain is going to be the worst thing in the world and that you’ll probably have to quit halfway through, then you probably will quit because you’ve already conceded defeat!
“On the other hand, if you enter the studio with a ‘can do’ attitude and tell yourself that you can fight through this short patch of painful inking, then you will probably persevere and get through it because mentally you are prepared for the pain.
“You must note, though, that the longer your sitting goes on, the more likely it is that your body will start to run low on its pain-lowering hormones. This means that if you’re in for a long sitting, you’re naturally going to be struggling with the pain more towards the end compared to at the beginning.
“Along with low adrenaline levels, you’re also going to be battling bruising and swelling, among other things – … so this is the part where you really just have to try to dig deep and fight through the pain barrier.”
( Kay’s tattoo surely became bruised and swollen as her tattooing continued. )
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/most-painful-places-to-get-a-tattoo/
4. Kay felt various sorts of pain as she was being tattooed. These are detailed below:
“A. Scratching pain:
“Scratching pain is the most common sensation experienced when you’re getting a tattoo. This kind of pain can feel like an intense scratch moving across the tattooed area, as if a cat were dragging its claws across your skin.”
( What fun! )
“While this pain isn’t usually intense, it can hurt a lot if your tattoo artist works on the same area for a long time. It also tends to hurt more when multiple needles are used at the same time, rather than a single needle. This is the case when your artist adds shading to your tattoo.”
( Kay’s tattoo has an abundance of shading. )
“B. Sharp or stinging pain:
“Sharp or stinging pain can be described as many tiny bee stings. This kind of pain is usually quite intense, and it feels like the needle is poking deep into your skin. It’s sometimes enough to make you want to move away from the tattoo needle!
“This kind of pain is most commonly felt when a tattoo artist is using fewer needles, or just one needle, to add very fine detail or make the outline of your tattoo. Body parts with thinner or tighter skin are more likely to feel sharp or stinging pain, like the wrists and biceps.”
( The same holds true for your skin over your spine. And for your spine itself, if the tattoo needle is hitting it. )
https://www.healthline.com/health/what-does-a-tattoo-feel-like#during-the-procedure
5. “Tattoo pain will usually be most severe during the first few minutes, after which your body should begin to adjust.
“If your tattoo is particularly large or detailed, the pain can become intense again toward the end. [ That’s ] when pain-and-stress dulling hormones, called endorphins, may begin to fade.
“Some people describe the pain as a pricking sensation. Others say it feels like bee stings or being scratched.
“Areas that are close to bone, like the ankles or ribs, will hurt more than fleshier areas.”
Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/body-modification/pain-tattoos-chart#pain-factors
6. Any sort of pain will cause your body to release endorphins. Here’s what they are:
“Endorphins are special chemicals that help relieve pain and stress. Our body releases it when it’s under stress and pain to feel more relieved and relaxed.”
Source: https://www.savedtattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
7. “What hurts more, tattoo linework or shading?
“They both hurt in different ways. The outline feels like a burning hot knife being drug very slowly. The shading feels like your skin is being rubbed off with sandpaper. This is because the shading is faster and going over the same area multiple times.
“I guess I'd have to say color and shading hurt worse to me personally. I hate the feeling that my skin is being rubbed raw. With the outline, it's a smaller strip of pain and not as many passes with the needle. The pain is over faster.”
- Alycia Roberts. ( Alycia says: I've been getting tattooed for 19 [ years ]. [ I’ve gotten ] many large [ tattoos ]. $$$ [ Which cost her a lot of money. ] )
Source: https://www.quora.com/On-a-scale-of-1-10-how-bad-was-the-pain-from-getting-a-tattoo-10-being-the-worst
8. Here are some “tattoo survival tips” that Kay may have tried, as she was being tattooed:
“A. Take Something to Bite On:
“An old classic tactic! You must have seen at least one war film where a soldier needs to have an arm or leg taken off in the field with [ no ] access to … anesthetics – what do the medics do? Give the person something to bite on!
“Although not as extreme when compared to a [ battlefield victim ] … - and you won’t look like such a hard-ass by doing it, but by having something to bite on during the struggling parts of your tattoo, it may actually help with pain relief for a little while if the tattoo artist is going over a particularly sensitive spot.
“B. Alternatively, many people claim to find some relief from the pain by sucking a lollipop or by chewing some gum – so it may be worth trying these methods if you start to struggle.
“C. Breathe:
“The most effective way to handle pain is to take slow, deep breaths in and out like women do when delivering babies. It’s scientifically proven to reduce pain perception and won’t damage your teeth like biting on something.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
9. “Finally, don’t force yourself to sit longer than you feel comfortable. If you have a large tattoo, work out a schedule where you can take frequent breaks. Although this is a matter of personal preference, many people prefer to take a break every two hours or so.”
( How fucking long does it take to get a tattoo?! )
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/spine-tattoo-pain/
10. “How it feels after the procedure:
“Your tattoo will likely hurt for at least a few days after the procedure. It may be extremely itchy, which is a sign of healing. It may feel like a sting or a sunburn.”
Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/body-modification/pain-tattoos-chart#pain-factors
11. “When will the tattoo stop hurting?
“You can expect the wound to hurt intensively for at least three days after getting inked. As the swelling is coming off and the wound is starting to heal, you’ll experience the pain. Although you may still feel discomfort after two weeks, it’s considered the general time for all the pain to disappear. You’ll feel most of the pain gone within the first week after getting tattooed.”
Source: Source: https://www.savedtattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
12. “Can you get sick after getting a tattoo?
“You may feel a bit sick after getting a tattoo, and even feverish. But, those sensations should go away after a few days. If the fever rises and persists, as well as the pain and swelling, you should visit a doctor.”
Source: https://www.savedtattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
13. “What are the side effects of tattoos?
“Getting a tattoo isn’t a pain-free process. But how do you know if the pain you’re feeling after getting inked is normal? Bad reactions can happen right after you get a tattoo and even years later. That's why you need to pay attention to your skin and know how to spot the signs of allergic reactions, infections, and other problems.
“Allergic reactions. One of the most common problems is an allergic reaction to tattoo pigment. Allergic reactions to red tattoo pigments are the most common.
“If you're having an allergic reaction to your tattoo, you might get a rash that’s usually red, bumpy, or itchy. These symptoms can crop up in the days after you first get your tattoo or can appear months or years later. You can most likely treat the area with a topical steroid ointment.
“Another cause for itching and swelling is an autoimmune disorder called sarcoidosis. It can show up decades after you get your tattoo. And although it’s not directly caused by the ink, when it shows up in the skin, it tends to show up on the tattoo. A cream you apply to your skin should help ease your symptoms. But if your case is severe, you might need an immunosuppressant medication from your doctor.”
( An immunosuppressant medication lowers your defenses against all maladies. When your defenses drop, diseases already circulating in your system, like sexual diseases or warts, can reappear. You can also catch new diseases more easily. )
Source: https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/tattoos-what-you-need-know
Based on my research, Kay was crying as she was being tattooed. She was probably crying a lot. Probably, she was, at times, screaming. Given that she likes being beaten and whipped, as reported elsewhere on ARSE, I guess this is par for the course for Kay.
My impression of Kay is that she’s a sensualist. Also, she wants to experience all that life has to offer, especially physically. That’s a recipe for a great porn star!
However, I feel that Kay went too far in submitting to a tattoo. In another article, I reviewed the last video that she posted to her Only Fans channel, prior to being tattooed. Kay knew what she was getting into. She didn’t know it physically; she was a tattoo virgin. However, she knew it psychologically. She’d chosen to do it. Kay knew that getting a tattoo might upset her fans.
Which raises this question: Who is Kay’s tattoo for? She can’t see her own upper back. Kay mostly hides her tattoo from her fans. She hides it when she’s mingling in ordinary society. Her long mane of hair would mostly hide it when she’s wearing a bikini at the beach. So, who is supposed to admire the thing? Her husband? Her four-year-old son? Tattooed freaks at a kink party?
Was Kay simply attracted to the pain of being tattooed?
I get the impression that Kay likes to play ‘hide and seek’ with her tattoo. At 25, she can still look stunningly innocent. Then, at some point, you get a glimpse of her tattoo. A tattoo, of course, is called “a tramp stamp”.
So what is one to think now? Omigod, Kay isn’t sweet and innocent! She’s a tramp! Except: anyone who spends time on the internet will soon find that it’s flooded with photos of “porn star” Kay J. That alone labels her as a tramp. ( Even though, in fact, Kay is just a nude model. )
I admire Kay for her commitment to a sensuous lifestyle. I admire her desire to experience all that life has to offer. I admire her willingness to undergo extreme pain, for sensual purposes. But, in the end, a guy doesn’t want a girl who’s done everything. At least not without him. Doing it all eventually devolves into “been there, done that”. That sort of person is a bore.
Whatever her reason for getting a tattoo, the fact of Kay doing so upsets me. I don’t like her undergoing such pain. I especially don’t like it since I prefer her back as it was, without a tattoo! She had a beautiful back. Now, her back is marred. Forever.
( “Tattoo removal” can eliminate some ink from the skin. It mostly just creates a smeared blur. It is, essentially, a big “tattoo blowout”. If your tattoo says “I love Joe”, but you no longer love Joe, tattoo removal can make his name illegible. )
Let’s discuss Kay’s choice of tattoos. Kay’s tattoo is, mainly, a spinal tattoo. A spinal tattoo was the only sort of tattoo that she could practicably get. Her long mane of hair wouldn’t hide a tattoo that she got anywhere else. She’s a nude model, so clothes won’t help; she has to be naked.
Sadly, once a girl gets a tattoo, she usually gets more. This is a mental problem that afflicts us all, as explained by Roger Dawson. You want to “prove” to yourself that you did the right thing, even when you make a mistake. So, you reinforce your prior act ( getting tattooed ) by doing it again. My fear is that Kay will get more tattoos. If that happens, you won’t be reading more articles about her from me. I won’t be a fan.
This brings up a final question: who is smarter, kids or adults? Do you think Kay J would have submitted to getting a large, complex tattoo on her back when she was three years old? Of course not! The least “owie” traumatizes a three-year-old. A ten-year-old wouldn’t submit to a tattoo either. That’s why I say that kids are smarter than adults. And it’s why a little girl is always a far better investment for a guy than a woman.
This blog began as a tribute to young You Tube girls. How I strayed into reporting on a tattooed lady with a husband and a child is beyond me.
But, Kay J remains very attractive!
( If there were such an emoticon, I’d post a ‘moth to a flame’ emoticon here. )
I’ve been looking at the content on Kay’s Only Fans web site for awhile. That includes content posted by users. ( Clients? )
I’ve also studied the comments posted on Kay J’s page at indexxx ( dot ) com, and how its “moderator” ( censor ) handles comments.
I get the impression that a number of guys at both web sites are “Whatever, babe!” guys. The model could do most anything, and the guy would just say, “Whatever, babe!”
Assume that a model cuts off her right breast. ( Not due to medical necessity. ) According to indexxx ( dot ) com’s rules for comments, all a fan could say is that he likes it. That’s ridiculous! Imagine a sports web site where you can only say that you love each player, and adore every team.
I am not a “Whatever, babe!” sort of fan. I greatly admire Kay J. She’s beautiful, and she has a fine Only Fans web site. But I’m unable to sit quietly when something, like her tattoo, enrages me.
ARCANA
1. The Secrets of Power Negotiating, by Roger Dawson. Available from Amazon Audible.
Dawson has many other taped programs. None equal the usefulness of The Secrets of Power Negotiating. Dawson is, nonetheless, an enjoyable and informative speaker, whatever his subject.
A book version of The Secrets of Power Negotiating is available. I found it impossible to read. It’s very dry. ( His tape, by contrast, is highly enjoyable. )
2. Source for Kay J “unexpectedly” getting pregnant: pregnantkay ( dot ) com.
3. Source for Kay’s son, and his name: pbp-ma.playboy.com. ( Known as “Playboy Plus”. )
This information is at the following photo gallery, and video: “Kay J in First Impression”.
Partial information is at the photo gallery, and video: “Kay J in Sweet Subtleties”.
4. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
5. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
6. I’m using an Apple iPad. I did my research using my iPad’s “Safari” browser. Google is installed on my browser.
7. Copying material off of the internet sounds easy. However, if you do it multiple times, for an article, it quickly becomes cumbersome. Some tips follow.
A. You can copy a web site’s link directly from your browser. Here’s how:
a. Put your finger against your browser’s location. Your browser’s location is in the little horizontal window at the top of your iPad’s screen.
b. Do a “long press” against the little window. An informational box should appear. Within the informational box you’ll see this: “Copy”.
c. Tap, or press, on “Copy”. The link is transferred to your iPad’s “Clipboard”. ( Unlike on an Apple Macintosh, you have no access to your iPad’s “Clipboard”. )
d. Go to your Apple “Pages” app. Paste in the link. You can paste in your link doing one of thwo things:
aa. Press on your screen, in “Pages”, to make the floating black menu bar appear.
bb. Press “Command” and “V” on your iPad’s ( real ) keyboard. The keyboard is sold separately.
B. Be sure to paste the web site’s link into your “Pages” document. If you’re working with multiple web documents, it’s painful to go find the link later. Under the link, paste in relevant parts of the document that you’re reading at the web site.
C. You may want to paste the web site’s information into “Pages” prior to getting its link. That’s because, when you try to copy the link, you could screw up. You could lose the web site page.
D. Screenshot the document at the web site. If you lose it ( in your browser ), you can refer to it in your “Photos” app.
You’ll need a photo of the web site, and its document, to check where you copied text from in the document. If you’re copying parts of a paragraph, you’ll want to know where to put in your “line break dots” ( … ). Your “line break dots” indicate to the reader that you used only parts of the paragraph.
It’s best to just use the most relevant parts of a paragraph. Copying information, wholesale, from another author could anger him.
E. In “Pages”, you’ll now have a document that consists of two things:
a. Web site links.
b. Text from various web sites.
I call the above the “rough” document.
F. When you’re ready to write, open a new document in “Pages”. Write your thoughts in your new “Pages” document.
Let’s call this the “final” document.
G. Now, paste text from your “rough” document into your “final” document. Sounds easy, huh? Not after you’ve been copying for awhile! Which text have you already copied? Which text, in your “rough” document, still needs to be dealt with? Suddenly, you’re confused.
Here’s a solution:
a. Highlight text in the “rough” document.
b. Copy it onto your “Clipboard”.
c. Now, while the text is still highlighted, change its font. Change it to something weird. I recommend “Zarfino”. You’ll never confuse it with ordinary text!
The text on your “Clipboard” won’t change. Only the text in the “rough” document will change to Zarfino.
d. Paste your copied text into your “final” document. You’ll likely have to adjust the size of the text.
H. The spacing in your “final” document will look weird. Before you publish, highlight your text in your “final” document. Look at the little paragraph symbols. They will tell you what your spacing in your “final” document actually is. Ignore the vast chunks of white space. All that matters is those little paragraph symbols. When you publish to WordPress, your publication will look normal.
Sadly, once text is highlighted in “Pages”, you can’t scroll the document. The document freezes. It’s also hard to get the blue highlighting off of large blocks of text.
I. As needed, correct the font of the text that you pasted into your “final” document.
J. You’ll have to deal, by hand, with unwanted links. For instance, a name on reddit ( dot ) com can also be a link. It’s best to type that person’s name yourself. Then backspace over the unwanted link.
You’ll need to start backspacing over regular text. Then, you’ll hit the link. The link can vanish with a single backspace, so be careful that you don’t backspace too far!
K. To get rid of bold type, highlight all the text in your document. Change the whole document to bold type. ( “B”, for “bold type”, is at the bottom right of your iPad’s screen. It’s present in the app “Pages”. Tap on the “B”. )
Next, tap “B” again. Your whole document will change back to normal text.
The same procedure works for text that is underlined. However, most underlined text that you copy from the internet will actually be a web site link. You’ll have to retype this text in your “final” document. Then backspace over the web site link to get rid of it.
L. In your “rough” document, don’t put a web site’s link in a weird font. That’s because, if you’re quoting it multiple times, you’ll need to find it often. It’s easiest to find the link when it’s in a normal font.
M. You may want to ensure that you copied every part of your “rough” document to your “final” document. I used a “heart” emoticon to mark parts of my “rough” document that I was totally done with.
N. The following applies to your “final” document in “Pages”:
If you’re adding text ( copied from a web site ) at the last minute, paste it into a new “Pages” document. Why? Some web sites can deliver odd sorts of text. Dumping unvetted text into your finished document at the last minute can screw it up.
8. Note to any porn star who wants to experience the sharp pain, and burning, of getting tattooed: Don’t forget you can also be flayed alive, and burned at the stake! Or just anticipate Hell.
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This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 137
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 137, version 4.0
Date Written: January 5, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 137
Editorial Thunder presents...
Kay’s Tattoo: How Bad?
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Plus: Kay J’s tattoo experience.
And: Article writing: handling multiple web site sources.
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KAY’s Tattoo: How BAD?
An estimate of the amount of pain Kay J suffered.
By Andrew Roller
“It’s a highly painful area to have tattooed.”
Source: https://faq.saniderm.com/knowledge-base/detailed-tattoo-pain-chart/
Kay J is a nude model who lives in Kiev, Ukraine. She was born on either March 21 or March 24, 1996.
Kay is probably married. She lives with the father of her son, Mark. She and Mark’s father have likely been married for half a decade.
Kay “unexpectedly” got pregnant. She probably got pregnant with Mark during Ukraine’s New Year’s and Christmas festivities in January of 2017. She likely delivered her baby in early October of 2017.
On March 11, 2021, Kay got a tattoo. It’s her first. She got it to celebrate her birthday. She got it on March 11 so that her tattoo would be healed by her birthday. The tattooing process is painful. So are the days after one is tattooed, as the tattoo heals. This takes two weeks.
Kay’s tattoo is large. It’s on her upper back, between the blades of her shoulders. A bit of her tattoo extends onto the base of her neck. Her tattoo is centered over her spine.
Kay’s tattoo consists of a rose-bearing plant. It’s the tip of the plant that extends onto the base of her neck. Leaves from the plant, and the roses, extend over her back, between the blades of her shoulders.
Centered over the plant is a pyramid. If you flip a dollar bill upside down, you’ll see the pyramid. However, Kay’s pyramid is clear. That is, her skin within the pyramid isn’t tattooed.
Except: Centered in the pyramid is a big, eyelash-laden eyeball. It stares out from Kay’s back.
Kay’s tattoo is green. It is, thankfully, not colored.
Let’s pause to consider the elements of Kay’s tattoo. I’m enraged by it. Kay has lovely satiny white skin. Tattooing it is, in my opinion, an obscenity.
1. The rose-bearing plant. Kay’s a girl. Girls like roses. So, she has roses permanently inked onto her back. What’s the problem, Kay? Are you getting so few real roses in your life, that you have to tattoo them onto your back?
2. The pyramid. I’m a member of Kay’s Only Fans web site. It has loads of quality content. Mostly, Kay’s content is selfies. This consists of the following:
A. Photos that have superb resolution.
B. Videos that are fairly grainy.
To join Kay’s Only Fans web site, you have to pay. The price, without a discount, is $120.00 for a one year membership.
Kay has other ways of obtaining money from her Only Fans web site. These cost extra. They are as follows:
A. Kay offers videos. These are sold via “Messages” ( a “direct message” ).
Kay offers a direct message video four or five times a month. Her latest video costs $35.00. It lasts for nine minutes and 38 seconds. Kay could have included a photo to illustrate what her video is about. However, she didn’t. Kay usually offers her videos sight unseen.
All Kay says of her latest direct message video is the following:
“And I have something interesting🎁This video will not leave your penis without a gift this New Year🎄”.
Sometimes, Kay will post a free photo, on her Only Fans web site, that hints at what her latest direct message video consists of. Kay didn’t do this with her “penis … gift” video.
Kay sometimes offers a small gallery of photos in a direct message. Or, she’ll offer a direct message video that includes one or two photos. ( These items, like a direct message video, cost money. )
B. Every posting on Kay’s Only Fans web site comes with this request:
$ SEND TIP
You can tip Kay if you like.
C. When Kay has a birthday, or feels her day is somehow special, she makes a bald appeal for tips. For instance, on her birthday ( March 24, 2021 ), she requested tips in the following amounts:
$5. $10. $15. $20. $99. $100.
D. Kay offers “custom” content. She describes this as follows:
a. “If you want something hotter, write to me personally🤪”.
b. “Hi dear💋I'm glad to welcome you on my profile. You can personally write to me what your penis wants and I will try to fulfill your wishes🍓for new fans hide discount for exclusive video enjoy my hot masturbation and sweet cum , you can always order custom for your self )”.
Let’s consider, again, that pyramid on the back of the dollar bill. Look above it. What do you see? A floating eyeball! Guess what is floating in the center of the pyramid that’s tattooed on Kay’s back? An eyeball! Are you beginning to get the feeling that Kay is hungry for money?
I don’t begrudge Kay for charging to look at her Only Fans channel.
I don’t begrudge Kay for charging me extra for her direct message videos. ( Which are offered to all of her fans. )
I don’t begrudge Kay for requesting a tip for every one of her posts.
I don’t begrudge Kay for holding “tip me” celebrations, on “special” days.
I don’t begrudge Kay for selling “custom” content.
But, Kay, are you so hungry for money that you need part of a dollar bill tattooed onto your back?
I realize that, if Kay reads this, she probably won’t like it. However, if I didn’t like her, I wouldn’t be writing this article. I’m only writing it because I care.
KAY’S PAIN
How painful was it for Kay to submit to being tattooed?
We must break Kay’s tattoo into its component parts. She can be said to have the following:
1. A spine tattoo.
2. A central back tattoo. We can also call this an upper back tattoo.
3. A neck tattoo.
I researched the above at multiple web sites. I will now show what I found. I lightly edited the comments for readability.
1. “Getting a tattoo is always going to include some pain. [ If ] you want to avoid the discomfort as much as possible, choose a spot for your tattoo that isn’t taut, over a bone, or in an area where there are lots of nerve endings.”
( Your spine is a column of connected bones, under a thin layer of skin. It has an abundance of nerve endings. )
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/most-painful-places-to-get-a-tattoo/
2. “Do All Tattoos Hurt?
“I think you already know the answer to this question deep down. Unfortunately – yes. They do. … Your skin is getting stabbed with between 1 and 20 needles at once, over and over again – hundreds of thousands of times during a single sitting. I’m not trying to put you off, but there are no two ways about it. Tattoos do hurt.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/how-bad-do-tattoos-hurt/
3. “Will My Tattoo Definitely Hurt?
“Unfortunately, all tattoos sting. There is no … way around that question. … Your skin is … going to be perforated many hundreds of times a minute, and for 99% of people, this will sting.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
4. “If someone says a tattoo didn't hurt they are lying. A needle is piercing your skin 500+ times a second. It hurts.”
- imoldgregbro
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/tattoo/comments/2sdys6/tell_me_about_your_first_tattoo_experience/
5. “A co-worker described it to me as 'like a cat scratching you over and over’. So I was sort of prepared for how it would feel. It did feel like cat scratches in places. But in places near joints where the skin is thinner, and on my shoulder over my bones, it hurt quite a bit.”
- StDiluted
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/tattoo/comments/2sdys6/tell_me_about_your_first_tattoo_experience/
6. “Before getting a tattoo, you need to be aware of a few things. There is a relation [ between ] the amount of agony you will suffer and the location of the tattoo. …
“Your first tattoo experience may not be that pleasant, but you will get used to the jabbing and [ poking ] eventually. Of course, the blood and plasma oozing from the wounds do not paint an appealing picture, so prepare yourself beforehand for this experience.”
- Source: https://www.wildtattooart.com/tattoo-pain-chart
7. “Spine tattoos have a unique, stylish design, unlike anything else. However, they also include an increased risk of pain. [ That’s ] due to the thin skin [ in the area ]. [ Also, there’s an ] increased presence of bones and nerves.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/spine-tattoo-pain/
Quote ( 7. ) is referring primarily to two things:
A. A tattoo that runs along the spine. ( Kay’s tattoo runs along her spine, and extends beyond it. )
B. A tattoo that incorporates the bony vertebrae of the spine into its design. ( Kay’s tattoo, although it’s applied to her vertebrae, ignores them. )
8. “Large back tattoos are a significant undertaking that will take a toll on both you and your tattoo artist. … Remember, unless you are getting a tattoo only along your spine, your artist will do what [ he ] can to move from more painful spots to less sensitive areas. [ He’ll do that ] frequently, to give you a break from the more substantial pain.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/back-tattoo-pain/
9. “Our backs offer one of the largest canvases on our bodies. Therefore, they are ideal for large, detailed tattoos. [ However, ] the bigger the tattoo, the more painful it will be. While planning a tattoo, it is vital to consider placement, size and detail so you can prepare yourself for the duration of pain you’ll experience.
“Significant Pain: Central Back.
“Tattoos on the spine are widely agreed to be very painful. While they are not as bad as ankles or the back of the knee, spine tattoos are on highly sensitive skin that is thin and sits against bone and nerve endings.
“When it comes to tattoo pain, there are several types of pain that you can experience. The kind that will stand out the most when getting a back tattoo is the sharp, stinging pain of the needle and the vibration pain. In particular, the vibration pain causes a significantly higher pain level with tattoos on the spine and shoulder blades.
“As the tattoo artist moves the needle along your spine, the vibrations will spread throughout your back. The spinal cord can carry the pain elsewhere in your body, which is why this area can be so painful. It is generally recommended to keep spine tattoos small or simpler in detail, so the pain doesn’t become too much as the session goes on.”
( Kay’s tattoo is large and complex. )
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/back-tattoo-pain/
10. “If you’re getting a tattoo for the first time, spinal tattoos usually aren’t recommended. Instead, they’re usually a better idea for someone already familiar with the tattooing process. Studies show that people who already have tattoos have an easier time tolerating the pain during future sessions.”
( This was Kay’s first tattoo. )
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/spine-tattoo-pain/
11. “Along The Spine.
“Spinal tattoos are popular and they look great but the spine is near the top of the list of the most painful tattoo locations on the body. There are a lot of nerves that run up and down your spine, while the bones are very close to the skin. Therefore, getting a tattoo along your spine can feel like the tattoo artist is taking a hammer to your bones.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/most-painful-places-to-get-a-tattoo/
12. “Do Spine Tattoos Hurt?
“Unfortunately, the spine is typically considered one of the most painful spots on the body to get a tattoo. [ There are ] two reasons [ for this ]:
“A. The spine contains multiple nerve endings.
“B. The area includes lots of bones and thin skin.
“The spinal cord is a bundle of nerves connecting your brain to the rest of your body. During tattooing, the needle can touch these nerves, resulting in pain signals. Interestingly, you won’t always experience pain at the point of contact with the needle. Instead, you might feel a buzzing sensation in seemingly random locations on your body, especially up and down your arms.
“Tattooing on top of bones, especially in areas with thin skin, is typically painful. Unfortunately, the spine is basically nothing but delicate skin and bones. In particular, the lower part of the spine is considered the most sensitive.
“What Does Spine Tattoo Pain Feel Like?
“There’s no one type of pain that occurs during a spinal tattoo. Instead, you might feel a few different sensations during the session.” They are as follows:
“A. Burning Pain:
“The tattoo needle can feel hot against your skin. It’s typically a type of pain that develops throughout the day, occurring when the artist works on one section for an extended time.
“Most people experience some burning pain, though it’s usually more irritating than excruciating. It’s more common if you have a large, detailed tattoo.”
( Kay has a large, detailed tattoo. )
“Fortunately, burning pain is most likely to occur in areas of the body with high stores of fat, which means it’s usually minimal when getting a back tattoo.
“B. Stinging Pain:
“Sharp stinging is usually the most painful type of sensation. It can cause you to pull away from the needle reflexively. Stinging pain is more common during detail work when the artist is using one needle.
“While some stinging pain is expected, take note if it seems excessive. Inexperienced tattoo artists can hold the tattoo gun incorrectly, driving the needle too deep into the skin, causing stinging pain needlessly. You can wind up with a ‘tattoo [ blowout ]’, which is when the tattoo appears blurry.”
( Kay’s tattoo was successfully applied. It also healed successfully. )
“C. Dull Pain:
“A low, dull ache is actually the preferred type of pain to feel when getting a tattoo. Dull pain occurs when your body produces stress hormones, such as adrenaline. These hormones help [ dampen ] sharp stinging [ pain ], and burning pain.
“D. The Type of Tattoo:
“The size and type of tattoo affects how much pain you might experience. A large, detailed tattoo running down the length of your spine will obviously hurt more than a smaller tattoo in only one section on your back.
“Additionally, placement also matters. As mentioned above, the lower back is typically more sensitive than areas along the upper spine.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/spine-tattoo-pain/
13. “A tattoo pain chart.
“Each part of the body reacts differently to the piercing needle of a tattoo artist. This can depend on the structure underneath the skin or the major nerve endings throughout the body. The most painful parts of getting tattooed are:
“A. The groin.
“B. The elbow.
“C. The arm pits.
“D. The spine area.”
( All are regarded as severely painful areas to have tattooed. )
…
“Which spots can be classified as the most sensitive ones?
“Certain parts of the body contain clusters of nerves or nerve endings. These parts can be considered [ as being ] the most sensitive areas [ to ] pain. Also, the bonier areas are likely to be affected more by the needle than other areas. The throat, nipples, genitals, solar plexus, face, and hands can be classified as the parts with clusters of nerves.
“The wrists, ankles, feet, collarbone, SPINE, ribs, elbows, [ and ] kneecaps are some of the bonier areas that are prone to increased pain reception.”
( Emphasis added. )
“[ The pain of being tattooed in some places may only consist of some stinging and itching. However, in other places, the pain ] may prompt you to tear out your hair.
“Moreover, the parts where the major nerves run can also be relatively more painful than others.”
( The area over Kay’s spinal column is a “tear out your hair” level of pain. )
Source: https://www.wildtattooart.com/tattoo-pain-chart
14. “Upper / Middle / Lower Back: The pain level is 5 to 8 out of 10.
“Spine, very painful. Shoulder blades, fairly painful. Everywhere else on the back, not that bad. One additional factor to consider is that the back is a prime canvas for large pieces with heavy saturation and detail. And it doesn’t particularly matter where these types of tattoos are, they will always hurt more than others.”
( Kay’s tattoo has heavy saturation ( of the color green ) and lots of details. )
“Furthermore, most people’s shoulder blades are pretty bony, so your pain level will jump when the tattoo needles hit the bone, itself. As for the spine, it is almost exclusively comprised of bones and nerves, and with the spinal cord so close to the skin, it’s a highly painful area to have tattooed. If you’re concerned with pain, having your artist place designs off to either side of the spine makes getting tattooed on your back a much more comfortable process compared to having the spine, itself, tattooed.”
( Kay’s tattoo is centered over her spine. )
Source: https://faq.saniderm.com/knowledge-base/detailed-tattoo-pain-chart/
15. “Tattoo Pain Chart: Which Parts Are The Most Sensitive?
“A. Mild: 1 - 3.
“B. Moderate: 3 - 6.
“C. Severe: 6 - 8.
“D. Extremely Severe: 8 - 10.
“Level of pain for parts of the body:
“A. Body Part: spine.
“a. Female: 9.
“b. Male: 9.”
( Hence, as Kay was being tattooed over her spine, she was experiencing extremely severe pain. Her large, detailed tattoo is centered on her spine. )
“B. Body part: back.
“a. Female: 5.
“b. Male: 7.
…
“Spine.
“A lot of people who tattoo their spine will experience extreme pain. [ This is ] due to sharp nerve endings, and how close the spine is to the skin. Being [ an ] extremely painful area, both men and women experience the level 9.
“Female: [ The ] thin layer [ of skin ] that [ overlays ] the spine could make tattooing so painful that it could result in shedding a tear.
“Male: Back and spine is more painful for men compared to women, so it can be hard to bear.”
Source: https://www.savedtattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
16. “Neck and spine.
“Neck and spine tattoos are known to be among the most painful tattoos because the neck and spine are very sensitive areas.”
Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/body-modification/pain-tattoos-chart#pain-factors
17. “The Neck. The pain level is 7 out of 10.
“Front of the neck, very painful. The back and sides of [ the ] neck are actually not too bad.”
Source: https://faq.saniderm.com/knowledge-base/detailed-tattoo-pain-chart/
18. “Neck.
“Neck tattoos are painful. [ That’s ] because there are some large nerves on the back and sides of the neck. [ These ] can be irritated by the motion of the tattoo needle. You may even get pain radiating from your neck into your back because the cervical nerve is located in the neck. Neck tattoos are not for the faint of heart or those with a low tolerance for pain.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/most-painful-places-to-get-a-tattoo/
19. “Upper and lower back.
“Getting a tattoo on your upper or lower back usually causes low-moderate to moderate amounts of pain because skin here is thick with few nerve endings. The further away you tattoo from the bones and nerve endings in your spine and hips, the less pain you’ll feel.”
Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/body-modification/pain-tattoos-chart#pain-factors
20. “What Does Tattoo Pain Feel Like?
“What happens, exactly, is that a needle is going through your skin, and scratching through it. That said, the primary type of pain will feel like scratching as if a cat is scratching you or you’re experiencing constant bee and wasp stings.”
( Yep. I always look forward to that! )
“Besides scratching, the tattooing process pain feels sharp, and leaves a burning sensation. However, the pain sensation, and the type of … pain you’ll experience, is different on different parts of the body.
“If the skin is loose, the burning and scratching sensation [ will ] intensify. Also, when bone is too close to the needle, like on elbows, [ or on the spine ], the pain will also intensify. The area will also be left vibrating after a bit.” [ Communicating pain to other parts of your body. ]
“Tattooing is painful. … If the artwork is large, it can also be time-consuming. [ That ] can make the pain even greater.”
Source: https://www.savedtattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
21. “Similar to the spine, tattooing the neck can be extremely painful for both men and women. The pain for men and women is 7 and 6 respectively.
“Female: Front area is less painful compared to the backside of the neck.
“Male: The area around the neck feels unbearably painful, especially on the front, against the neck bone.
“[ Being tattooed on your ] back is less painful than the area around the spine, it can even be rated as mild or moderate pain, depending on the size of your tattoo, biological sex, and other factors. Males experience the pain at level 7. The pain for women is significantly lower, at level 5.
“Female: The pain across both the upper and lower back feels mild and moderate in some areas for women.
“Male: Fewer nerve-endings make the pain more moderate, although in some areas pain may be rated as severe. Genuinely, men experience more pain in the back than women.”
Source: https://www.savedtattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
I’ve established that Kay experienced severe pain as the skin over her spinal column was being tattooed. The tattoo needle may not have just been piercing her skin. It may, possibly, have been hitting her spinal column.
( Which isn’t what God intended for you to do with your spine! )
With regard to what Kay experienced, I’m now going to show information regarding other bony, nerve-laden parts of the body. Kay wasn’t tattooed in these places. But the pain one experiences in being tattooed in these places is similar to what she endured.
22. Other bony, nerve-laden parts of the body:
“A. Elbow / Kneecap:
“The bones are very close to the skin on the elbow or kneecap. The vibrations caused by tattooing over bone that is just below the surface of the skin [ prompts ] SHARP PAIN.”
( Emphasis added. )
“B. Ankle:
“Have you ever whacked your ankle against the side of the couch or against a recliner in the family room? A tattoo on your ankle will hurt worse than that. The ankle bone is directly under a very thin layer of skin and when you get an ankle tattoo, it can hurt as badly as getting your ribcage tattooed.
“C. Shin:
Theoretically, your shin shouldn’t be that painful of a place to get a tattoo, but it is. That’s because the bones in your shin are located just below [ a ] thin layer of skin.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/most-painful-places-to-get-a-tattoo/
KAY’S EXPERIENCE
What was it like for Kay J to undergo being tattooed? Before, during, and after her tattooing? I present my findings here:
1. Pain numbing cream:
“It’s no big secret that getting [ a ] tattoo … can be a painful process.
…
“With tattoos, the pain is part of the ritual. … However, there can be certain scenarios where the pain is intolerable, and you may choose to … numb your skin prior to your tattoo appointment. For example, some parts of the body are much more painful to be tattooed on than others, such as the ribs, the tops of the feet, and the backs of the knees. … Numbing cream does not entirely eliminate the pain.”
Source: https://majestictattoonyc.com/how-to-numb-skin-before-tattoo-or-laser-removal/
I am a former and future kidney dialysis patient. Dialysis involves getting two needles stuck into veins in my arm. The numbing cream sold to a prospective tattoo client is the same as that available to a dialysis patient. It’s called lidocaine.
If you use lidocaine frequently, it will break down your skin. Hence, it isn’t recommended for dialysis patients. That’s because we get dialyzed three times a week.
Furthermore, no cream can shield you from acute pain. Getting stabbed with a needle, or many of them ( in tattooing ), is an acute pain.
It’s likely that the main effect of applying lidocaine to yourself is psychological. You believe that the cream is protecting you, so you aren’t as anxious about the pain. Therefore, you may feel less pain.
2. Here’s more on pain numbing cream:
“Tattoo numbing creams, ointments, and sprays, all work the same way. [ You ] apply them to the tattoo location and they numb the area.
“The active ingredient that helps achieve the desired numbness is lidocaine. Lidocaine is part of the ‘caine’ family of drugs that are derived from the Coca plant. You may be more familiar with lidocaine's … cousin Cocaine. Lidocaine does not have the [ intoxicating ] properties of cocaines, but it does cause numbness by preventing your nerves from sending the pain impulse to your brain when applied to the skin.
…
“However, [ lidocaine is ] not a magic cream that is going to make your tattoo completely painless. [ It ] will make the pain bearable … and in some cases much more bearable.
“Tattoo numbing creams are recommended If you are going to be getting a tattoo in a very sensitive area, or if you are going to be getting a very large tattoo. They are also recommended if you are nervous.”
( Kay’s tattoo is in a very sensitive area. ( Along her spine. ) It’s also large. )
Source: https://www.mrinkwells.com/pages/devonrae
3. “If you go into your session thinking that the pain is going to be the worst thing in the world and that you’ll probably have to quit halfway through, then you probably will quit because you’ve already conceded defeat!
“On the other hand, if you enter the studio with a ‘can do’ attitude and tell yourself that you can fight through this short patch of painful inking, then you will probably persevere and get through it because mentally you are prepared for the pain.
“You must note, though, that the longer your sitting goes on, the more likely it is that your body will start to run low on its pain-lowering hormones. This means that if you’re in for a long sitting, you’re naturally going to be struggling with the pain more towards the end compared to at the beginning.
“Along with low adrenaline levels, you’re also going to be battling bruising and swelling, among other things – … so this is the part where you really just have to try to dig deep and fight through the pain barrier.”
( Kay’s tattoo surely became bruised and swollen as her tattooing continued. )
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/most-painful-places-to-get-a-tattoo/
4. Kay felt various sorts of pain as she was being tattooed. These are detailed below:
“A. Scratching pain:
“Scratching pain is the most common sensation experienced when you’re getting a tattoo. This kind of pain can feel like an intense scratch moving across the tattooed area, as if a cat were dragging its claws across your skin.”
( What fun! )
“While this pain isn’t usually intense, it can hurt a lot if your tattoo artist works on the same area for a long time. It also tends to hurt more when multiple needles are used at the same time, rather than a single needle. This is the case when your artist adds shading to your tattoo.”
( Kay’s tattoo has an abundance of shading. )
“B. Sharp or stinging pain:
“Sharp or stinging pain can be described as many tiny bee stings. This kind of pain is usually quite intense, and it feels like the needle is poking deep into your skin. It’s sometimes enough to make you want to move away from the tattoo needle!
“This kind of pain is most commonly felt when a tattoo artist is using fewer needles, or just one needle, to add very fine detail or make the outline of your tattoo. Body parts with thinner or tighter skin are more likely to feel sharp or stinging pain, like the wrists and biceps.”
( The same holds true for your skin over your spine. And for your spine itself, if the tattoo needle is hitting it. )
https://www.healthline.com/health/what-does-a-tattoo-feel-like#during-the-procedure
5. “Tattoo pain will usually be most severe during the first few minutes, after which your body should begin to adjust.
“If your tattoo is particularly large or detailed, the pain can become intense again toward the end. [ That’s ] when pain-and-stress dulling hormones, called endorphins, may begin to fade.
“Some people describe the pain as a pricking sensation. Others say it feels like bee stings or being scratched.
“Areas that are close to bone, like the ankles or ribs, will hurt more than fleshier areas.”
Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/body-modification/pain-tattoos-chart#pain-factors
6. Any sort of pain will cause your body to release endorphins. Here’s what they are:
“Endorphins are special chemicals that help relieve pain and stress. Our body releases it when it’s under stress and pain to feel more relieved and relaxed.”
Source: https://www.savedtattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
7. “What hurts more, tattoo linework or shading?
“They both hurt in different ways. The outline feels like a burning hot knife being drug very slowly. The shading feels like your skin is being rubbed off with sandpaper. This is because the shading is faster and going over the same area multiple times.
“I guess I'd have to say color and shading hurt worse to me personally. I hate the feeling that my skin is being rubbed raw. With the outline, it's a smaller strip of pain and not as many passes with the needle. The pain is over faster.”
- Alycia Roberts. ( Alycia says: I've been getting tattooed for 19 [ years ]. [ I’ve gotten ] many large [ tattoos ]. $$$ [ Which cost her a lot of money. ] )
Source: https://www.quora.com/On-a-scale-of-1-10-how-bad-was-the-pain-from-getting-a-tattoo-10-being-the-worst
8. Here are some “tattoo survival tips” that Kay may have tried, as she was being tattooed:
“A. Take Something to Bite On:
“An old classic tactic! You must have seen at least one war film where a soldier needs to have an arm or leg taken off in the field with [ no ] access to … anesthetics – what do the medics do? Give the person something to bite on!
“Although not as extreme when compared to a [ battlefield victim ] … - and you won’t look like such a hard-ass by doing it, but by having something to bite on during the struggling parts of your tattoo, it may actually help with pain relief for a little while if the tattoo artist is going over a particularly sensitive spot.
“B. Alternatively, many people claim to find some relief from the pain by sucking a lollipop or by chewing some gum – so it may be worth trying these methods if you start to struggle.
“C. Breathe:
“The most effective way to handle pain is to take slow, deep breaths in and out like women do when delivering babies. It’s scientifically proven to reduce pain perception and won’t damage your teeth like biting on something.”
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
9. “Finally, don’t force yourself to sit longer than you feel comfortable. If you have a large tattoo, work out a schedule where you can take frequent breaks. Although this is a matter of personal preference, many people prefer to take a break every two hours or so.”
( How fucking long does it take to get a tattoo?! )
Source: https://authoritytattoo.com/spine-tattoo-pain/
10. “How it feels after the procedure:
“Your tattoo will likely hurt for at least a few days after the procedure. It may be extremely itchy, which is a sign of healing. It may feel like a sting or a sunburn.”
Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/body-modification/pain-tattoos-chart#pain-factors
11. “When will the tattoo stop hurting?
“You can expect the wound to hurt intensively for at least three days after getting inked. As the swelling is coming off and the wound is starting to heal, you’ll experience the pain. Although you may still feel discomfort after two weeks, it’s considered the general time for all the pain to disappear. You’ll feel most of the pain gone within the first week after getting tattooed.”
Source: Source: https://www.savedtattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
12. “Can you get sick after getting a tattoo?
“You may feel a bit sick after getting a tattoo, and even feverish. But, those sensations should go away after a few days. If the fever rises and persists, as well as the pain and swelling, you should visit a doctor.”
Source: https://www.savedtattoo.com/tattoo-pain-chart/
13. “What are the side effects of tattoos?
“Getting a tattoo isn’t a pain-free process. But how do you know if the pain you’re feeling after getting inked is normal? Bad reactions can happen right after you get a tattoo and even years later. That's why you need to pay attention to your skin and know how to spot the signs of allergic reactions, infections, and other problems.
“Allergic reactions. One of the most common problems is an allergic reaction to tattoo pigment. Allergic reactions to red tattoo pigments are the most common.
“If you're having an allergic reaction to your tattoo, you might get a rash that’s usually red, bumpy, or itchy. These symptoms can crop up in the days after you first get your tattoo or can appear months or years later. You can most likely treat the area with a topical steroid ointment.
“Another cause for itching and swelling is an autoimmune disorder called sarcoidosis. It can show up decades after you get your tattoo. And although it’s not directly caused by the ink, when it shows up in the skin, it tends to show up on the tattoo. A cream you apply to your skin should help ease your symptoms. But if your case is severe, you might need an immunosuppressant medication from your doctor.”
( An immunosuppressant medication lowers your defenses against all maladies. When your defenses drop, diseases already circulating in your system, like sexual diseases or warts, can reappear. You can also catch new diseases more easily. )
Source: https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/tattoos-what-you-need-know
Based on my research, Kay was crying as she was being tattooed. She was probably crying a lot. Probably, she was, at times, screaming. Given that she likes being beaten and whipped, as reported elsewhere on ARSE, I guess this is par for the course for Kay.
My impression of Kay is that she’s a sensualist. Also, she wants to experience all that life has to offer, especially physically. That’s a recipe for a great porn star!
However, I feel that Kay went too far in submitting to a tattoo. In another article, I reviewed the last video that she posted to her Only Fans channel, prior to being tattooed. Kay knew what she was getting into. She didn’t know it physically; she was a tattoo virgin. However, she knew it psychologically. She’d chosen to do it. Kay knew that getting a tattoo might upset her fans.
Which raises this question: Who is Kay’s tattoo for? She can’t see her own upper back. Kay mostly hides her tattoo from her fans. She hides it when she’s mingling in ordinary society. Her long mane of hair would mostly hide it when she’s wearing a bikini at the beach. So, who is supposed to admire the thing? Her husband? Her four-year-old son? Tattooed freaks at a kink party?
Was Kay simply attracted to the pain of being tattooed?
I get the impression that Kay likes to play ‘hide and seek’ with her tattoo. At 25, she can still look stunningly innocent. Then, at some point, you get a glimpse of her tattoo. A tattoo, of course, is called “a tramp stamp”.
So what is one to think now? Omigod, Kay isn’t sweet and innocent! She’s a tramp! Except: anyone who spends time on the internet will soon find that it’s flooded with photos of “porn star” Kay J. That alone labels her as a tramp. ( Even though, in fact, Kay is just a nude model. )
I admire Kay for her commitment to a sensuous lifestyle. I admire her desire to experience all that life has to offer. I admire her willingness to undergo extreme pain, for sensual purposes. But, in the end, a guy doesn’t want a girl who’s done everything. At least not without him. Doing it all eventually devolves into “been there, done that”. That sort of person is a bore.
Whatever her reason for getting a tattoo, the fact of Kay doing so upsets me. I don’t like her undergoing such pain. I especially don’t like it since I prefer her back as it was, without a tattoo! She had a beautiful back. Now, her back is marred. Forever.
( “Tattoo removal” can eliminate some ink from the skin. It mostly just creates a smeared blur. It is, essentially, a big “tattoo blowout”. If your tattoo says “I love Joe”, but you no longer love Joe, tattoo removal can make his name illegible. )
Let’s discuss Kay’s choice of tattoos. Kay’s tattoo is, mainly, a spinal tattoo. A spinal tattoo was the only sort of tattoo that she could practicably get. Her long mane of hair wouldn’t hide a tattoo that she got anywhere else. She’s a nude model, so clothes won’t help; she has to be naked.
Sadly, once a girl gets a tattoo, she usually gets more. This is a mental problem that afflicts us all, as explained by Roger Dawson. You want to “prove” to yourself that you did the right thing, even when you make a mistake. So, you reinforce your prior act ( getting tattooed ) by doing it again. My fear is that Kay will get more tattoos. If that happens, you won’t be reading more articles about her from me. I won’t be a fan.
This brings up a final question: who is smarter, kids or adults? Do you think Kay J would have submitted to getting a large, complex tattoo on her back when she was three years old? Of course not! The least “owie” traumatizes a three-year-old. A ten-year-old wouldn’t submit to a tattoo either. That’s why I say that kids are smarter than adults. And it’s why a little girl is always a far better investment for a guy than a woman.
This blog began as a tribute to young You Tube girls. How I strayed into reporting on a tattooed lady with a husband and a child is beyond me.
But, Kay J remains very attractive!
( If there were such an emoticon, I’d post a ‘moth to a flame’ emoticon here. )
I’ve been looking at the content on Kay’s Only Fans web site for awhile. That includes content posted by users. ( Clients? )
I’ve also studied the comments posted on Kay J’s page at indexxx ( dot ) com, and how its “moderator” ( censor ) handles comments.
I get the impression that a number of guys at both web sites are “Whatever, babe!” guys. The model could do most anything, and the guy would just say, “Whatever, babe!”
Assume that a model cuts off her right breast. ( Not due to medical necessity. ) According to indexxx ( dot ) com’s rules for comments, all a fan could say is that he likes it. That’s ridiculous! Imagine a sports web site where you can only say that you love each player, and adore every team.
I am not a “Whatever, babe!” sort of fan. I greatly admire Kay J. She’s beautiful, and she has a fine Only Fans web site. But I’m unable to sit quietly when something, like her tattoo, enrages me.
ARCANA
1. The Secrets of Power Negotiating, by Roger Dawson. Available from Amazon Audible.
Dawson has many other taped programs. None equal the usefulness of The Secrets of Power Negotiating. Dawson is, nonetheless, an enjoyable and informative speaker, whatever his subject.
A book version of The Secrets of Power Negotiating is available. I found it impossible to read. It’s very dry. ( His tape, by contrast, is highly enjoyable. )
2. Source for Kay J “unexpectedly” getting pregnant: pregnantkay ( dot ) com.
3. Source for Kay’s son, and his name: pbp-ma.playboy.com. ( Known as “Playboy Plus”. )
This information is at the following photo gallery, and video: “Kay J in First Impression”.
Partial information is at the photo gallery, and video: “Kay J in Sweet Subtleties”.
4. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
5. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
6. I’m using an Apple iPad. I did my research using my iPad’s “Safari” browser. Google is installed on my browser.
7. Copying material off of the internet sounds easy. However, if you do it multiple times, for an article, it quickly becomes cumbersome. Some tips follow.
A. You can copy a web site’s link directly from your browser. Here’s how:
a. Put your finger against your browser’s location. Your browser’s location is in the little horizontal window at the top of your iPad’s screen.
b. Do a “long press” against the little window. An informational box should appear. Within the informational box you’ll see this: “Copy”.
c. Tap, or press, on “Copy”. The link is transferred to your iPad’s “Clipboard”. ( Unlike on an Apple Macintosh, you have no access to your iPad’s “Clipboard”. )
d. Go to your Apple “Pages” app. Paste in the link. You can paste in your link doing one of thwo things:
aa. Press on your screen, in “Pages”, to make the floating black menu bar appear.
bb. Press “Command” and “V” on your iPad’s ( real ) keyboard. The keyboard is sold separately.
B. Be sure to paste the web site’s link into your “Pages” document. If you’re working with multiple web documents, it’s painful to go find the link later. Under the link, paste in relevant parts of the document that you’re reading at the web site.
C. You may want to paste the web site’s information into “Pages” prior to getting its link. That’s because, when you try to copy the link, you could screw up. You could lose the web site page.
D. Screenshot the document at the web site. If you lose it ( in your browser ), you can refer to it in your “Photos” app.
You’ll need a photo of the web site, and its document, to check where you copied text from in the document. If you’re copying parts of a paragraph, you’ll want to know where to put in your “line break dots” ( … ). Your “line break dots” indicate to the reader that you used only parts of the paragraph.
It’s best to just use the most relevant parts of a paragraph. Copying information, wholesale, from another author could anger him.
E. In “Pages”, you’ll now have a document that consists of two things:
a. Web site links.
b. Text from various web sites.
I call the above the “rough” document.
F. When you’re ready to write, open a new document in “Pages”. Write your thoughts in your new “Pages” document.
Let’s call this the “final” document.
G. Now, paste text from your “rough” document into your “final” document. Sounds easy, huh? Not after you’ve been copying for awhile! Which text have you already copied? Which text, in your “rough” document, still needs to be dealt with? Suddenly, you’re confused.
Here’s a solution:
a. Highlight text in the “rough” document.
b. Copy it onto your “Clipboard”.
c. Now, while the text is still highlighted, change its font. Change it to something weird. I recommend “Zarfino”. You’ll never confuse it with ordinary text!
The text on your “Clipboard” won’t change. Only the text in the “rough” document will change to Zarfino.
d. Paste your copied text into your “final” document. You’ll likely have to adjust the size of the text.
H. The spacing in your “final” document will look weird. Before you publish, highlight your text in your “final” document. Look at the little paragraph symbols. They will tell you what your spacing in your “final” document actually is. Ignore the vast chunks of white space. All that matters is those little paragraph symbols. When you publish to WordPress, your publication will look normal.
Sadly, once text is highlighted in “Pages”, you can’t scroll the document. The document freezes. It’s also hard to get the blue highlighting off of large blocks of text.
I. As needed, correct the font of the text that you pasted into your “final” document.
J. You’ll have to deal, by hand, with unwanted links. For instance, a name on reddit ( dot ) com can also be a link. It’s best to type that person’s name yourself. Then backspace over the unwanted link.
You’ll need to start backspacing over regular text. Then, you’ll hit the link. The link can vanish with a single backspace, so be careful that you don’t backspace too far!
K. To get rid of bold type, highlight all the text in your document. Change the whole document to bold type. ( “B”, for “bold type”, is at the bottom right of your iPad’s screen. It’s present in the app “Pages”. Tap on the “B”. )
Next, tap “B” again. Your whole document will change back to normal text.
The same procedure works for text that is underlined. However, most underlined text that you copy from the internet will actually be a web site link. You’ll have to retype this text in your “final” document. Then backspace over the web site link to get rid of it.
L. In your “rough” document, don’t put a web site’s link in a weird font. That’s because, if you’re quoting it multiple times, you’ll need to find it often. It’s easiest to find the link when it’s in a normal font.
M. You may want to ensure that you copied every part of your “rough” document to your “final” document. I used a “heart” emoticon to mark parts of my “rough” document that I was totally done with.
N. The following applies to your “final” document in “Pages”:
If you’re adding text ( copied from a web site ) at the last minute, paste it into a new “Pages” document. Why? Some web sites can deliver odd sorts of text. Dumping unvetted text into your finished document at the last minute can screw it up.
8. Note to any porn star who wants to experience the sharp pain, and burning, of getting tattooed: Don’t forget you can also be flayed alive, and burned at the stake! Or just anticipate Hell.
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This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 137
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 137, version 4.0
Date Written: January 5, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Group Project!
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ET 136
Editorial Thunder presents...
Group Project!
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Plus: The low-budget joy of Big K.
And: Party poopers.
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GROUP PROJECT
by Andrew Roller
Thank you for following my blog! In order to increase reader participation, I’m posting a Group Project. It is as follows:
Being an old fart, I take a laxative. It helps me move my bowels. Recently, I’ve been experiencing explosive diarrhea. I blame the following food item:
“Popcornopolis. Caramel & Kettle Popcorn Mix.
Buttery-sweet, salty deliciousness.
We started with crunchy popcorn kissed with buttery caramel and mixed it with light, sweet, and salty kettle corn to create a magnificent new flavor experience.”
And, apparently, a magnificent new bathroom experience.
The Group Project is to discover whether, or not, “Popcornopolis. Caramel & Kettle Popcorn Mix” causes diarrhea; especially the explosive sort.
I’ll award bonus points to those who do the following:
A. Eat a bagful of Popcornopolis ( as a Popcornopolis virgin ) and then go for a long walk.
B. ( A. ), plus: Go for a walk that takes you past a school.
In my case, as a Popcornopolis Virgin, I bought four bags of the stuff. I’ve eaten one bag, over two nights. I wound up with trouble both nights. I’ve got three bags to go. My toilet won’t be feeling neglected. ( In this era of COVID-19, Ralphs grocery store, owned by Kroger, does not accept returns. )
I realize that this may not be the most enjoyable Group Project. However, this is ARSE!
FAVORITE FOODS
( Which do not give me diarrhea. )
1. I recall when the brand of soda known as “Sunkist” first appeared. It was a delicious orange soda. Today, Sunkist isn’t orange; it’s tangerine. What to do? Buy the following:
“Big K Orange Soda.
Naturally Flavored.
Oh, So Orange!”
I used to spurn Big K soda. Compared to “regular” soda, it’s inexpensive. I figured it was for people who were too cheap to buy regular soda.
Then, the price of regular ( brand name ) soda increased. So, girding my loins, I tried Big K orange soda.
It’s great! It tastes like Sunkist used to. Amazingly, Big K retains its bubbles for hours. I can leave a can open in the refrigerator for a day. When I drink it, the soda retains a decent amount of carbonation.
( By contrast, Pepsi quickly goes flat. )
If I drink a cola soda without eating something, the soda hurts my stomach. My understanding is that drinking a cola without food can give you an ulcer. That’s not a problem with a non-cola, like Big K orange.
2. Some time ago, I spoke with the manager at Ralphs grocery store. The store didn’t have my favorite brand of pretzels. The manager recommended the following:
“Dot’s Homestyle Pretzels. Original Seasoned Pretzel Twists.”
I didn’t take the manager’s advice, at the time. However, America’s “supply chain crisis” left me, again, without my favorite brand of pretzels. So, I tried Dot’s.
They’re great! These pretzels have a buttery, garlic sort of flavor. They have a somewhat spicy kick, so be ready to drink lots of soda.
( I’d mention my favorite brand of pretzels, but I don’t have the product in front of me. I like them because I can do paperwork while eating them. They don’t have a buttery coating. Dot’s pretzels do. They’re strictly for eating in a situation where you’re not handling paper. )
3. “The Silver Palate. Low Sodium. Marinara [ spaghetti sauce ]. San Marzano Tomato Pasta Sauce. Deluxe Gold Select. Robust Taste.”
It’s difficult to find low sodium products. I’ve been cursed with kidney problems from my early 20s.
When you drink something, you ultimately pee it out. If you have my sort of kidney problems, you don’t pee enough. So, what you drink stays inside you. You swell and, if the urine isn’t eventually removed, it crushes your heart.
Salt, also known as sodium, causes your body to retain fluid. That’s the last thing I want to do, since I’m always retaining too much fluid. ( Due to my kidney problems. ) Silver Palate Low Sodium spaghetti sauce helps reduce my sodium intake.
You might wonder about the flavor. I’ve eaten a number of “low sodium” products. They taste just as great as products that contain a “normal” amount of sodium. I would buy Silver Palate Low Sodium spaghetti sauce even if I didn’t have kidney problems. It has a light, tomato-filled taste. In my opinion, it’s the best spaghetti sauce on the market.
A tip: if you wish to add vegetables to your spaghetti sauce, try mixing in zucchinis. Other vegetables that you might add are onions, and green and red peppers. They produce a chunky spaghetti sauce.
4. Do you remember Chiclets? I haven’t seen them in years. I especially loved “Tiny Size Chiclets”.
In the 1970s, I was in Japan. They sold gum that had a liquid candy filling. I’d never seen such a product! It was delicious, and unknown in America.
You can enjoy the crunch of Chiclets, and the liquid candy filling of Japanese gum, by buying the following:
“Sugar Free mentos Gum”. These are rounded chunks of gum. Each chunk has a liquid candy filling. I recently bought three flavors:
A. Red Fruit Lime. This is a mixed-fruit sort of gum. It tastes great!
B. Citrus. This is orange-flavored gum. It tastes great!
C. Fresh Mint. I haven’t tried this one yet. I suppose, if you’re going on a date, this flavor is essential. As soon as a bikini clad Swedish blonde shows up at my door, and I’m not plagued with explosive diarrhea, I’ll try this flavor. ( Note: a nymphomaniacal virgin is preferred. )
PARTY IDEA
My brother, Pierre, once told me of a party he’d held. He’d hosted it with other boys. Girls were invited, and attended.
Grinning, Pierre told me, “Lots of people had to go to the bathroom at our party.”
“Why?” I asked.
“We ( he and his fellow boys ) put ex-lax in the punchbowl.” They did this secretly.
Google describes ex-lax as follows: “Trusted treatment for constipation for 100 years. The ex-lax brand provides gentle, dependable overnight relief.”
Why the boys at a party would want the young ladies to shit a lot is beyond me. I guess, if you’re not much of a Romeo, it’s a way to get the girls to drop their panties.
AND IN THE END…
“In the beginning … man was his own beast of burden, unless he was married.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 493. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 136
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 136, version 4.0
Date Written: January 3, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 136
Editorial Thunder presents...
Group Project!
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Plus: The low-budget joy of Big K.
And: Party poopers.
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GROUP PROJECT
by Andrew Roller
Thank you for following my blog! In order to increase reader participation, I’m posting a Group Project. It is as follows:
Being an old fart, I take a laxative. It helps me move my bowels. Recently, I’ve been experiencing explosive diarrhea. I blame the following food item:
“Popcornopolis. Caramel & Kettle Popcorn Mix.
Buttery-sweet, salty deliciousness.
We started with crunchy popcorn kissed with buttery caramel and mixed it with light, sweet, and salty kettle corn to create a magnificent new flavor experience.”
And, apparently, a magnificent new bathroom experience.
The Group Project is to discover whether, or not, “Popcornopolis. Caramel & Kettle Popcorn Mix” causes diarrhea; especially the explosive sort.
I’ll award bonus points to those who do the following:
A. Eat a bagful of Popcornopolis ( as a Popcornopolis virgin ) and then go for a long walk.
B. ( A. ), plus: Go for a walk that takes you past a school.
In my case, as a Popcornopolis Virgin, I bought four bags of the stuff. I’ve eaten one bag, over two nights. I wound up with trouble both nights. I’ve got three bags to go. My toilet won’t be feeling neglected. ( In this era of COVID-19, Ralphs grocery store, owned by Kroger, does not accept returns. )
I realize that this may not be the most enjoyable Group Project. However, this is ARSE!
FAVORITE FOODS
( Which do not give me diarrhea. )
1. I recall when the brand of soda known as “Sunkist” first appeared. It was a delicious orange soda. Today, Sunkist isn’t orange; it’s tangerine. What to do? Buy the following:
“Big K Orange Soda.
Naturally Flavored.
Oh, So Orange!”
I used to spurn Big K soda. Compared to “regular” soda, it’s inexpensive. I figured it was for people who were too cheap to buy regular soda.
Then, the price of regular ( brand name ) soda increased. So, girding my loins, I tried Big K orange soda.
It’s great! It tastes like Sunkist used to. Amazingly, Big K retains its bubbles for hours. I can leave a can open in the refrigerator for a day. When I drink it, the soda retains a decent amount of carbonation.
( By contrast, Pepsi quickly goes flat. )
If I drink a cola soda without eating something, the soda hurts my stomach. My understanding is that drinking a cola without food can give you an ulcer. That’s not a problem with a non-cola, like Big K orange.
2. Some time ago, I spoke with the manager at Ralphs grocery store. The store didn’t have my favorite brand of pretzels. The manager recommended the following:
“Dot’s Homestyle Pretzels. Original Seasoned Pretzel Twists.”
I didn’t take the manager’s advice, at the time. However, America’s “supply chain crisis” left me, again, without my favorite brand of pretzels. So, I tried Dot’s.
They’re great! These pretzels have a buttery, garlic sort of flavor. They have a somewhat spicy kick, so be ready to drink lots of soda.
( I’d mention my favorite brand of pretzels, but I don’t have the product in front of me. I like them because I can do paperwork while eating them. They don’t have a buttery coating. Dot’s pretzels do. They’re strictly for eating in a situation where you’re not handling paper. )
3. “The Silver Palate. Low Sodium. Marinara [ spaghetti sauce ]. San Marzano Tomato Pasta Sauce. Deluxe Gold Select. Robust Taste.”
It’s difficult to find low sodium products. I’ve been cursed with kidney problems from my early 20s.
When you drink something, you ultimately pee it out. If you have my sort of kidney problems, you don’t pee enough. So, what you drink stays inside you. You swell and, if the urine isn’t eventually removed, it crushes your heart.
Salt, also known as sodium, causes your body to retain fluid. That’s the last thing I want to do, since I’m always retaining too much fluid. ( Due to my kidney problems. ) Silver Palate Low Sodium spaghetti sauce helps reduce my sodium intake.
You might wonder about the flavor. I’ve eaten a number of “low sodium” products. They taste just as great as products that contain a “normal” amount of sodium. I would buy Silver Palate Low Sodium spaghetti sauce even if I didn’t have kidney problems. It has a light, tomato-filled taste. In my opinion, it’s the best spaghetti sauce on the market.
A tip: if you wish to add vegetables to your spaghetti sauce, try mixing in zucchinis. Other vegetables that you might add are onions, and green and red peppers. They produce a chunky spaghetti sauce.
4. Do you remember Chiclets? I haven’t seen them in years. I especially loved “Tiny Size Chiclets”.
In the 1970s, I was in Japan. They sold gum that had a liquid candy filling. I’d never seen such a product! It was delicious, and unknown in America.
You can enjoy the crunch of Chiclets, and the liquid candy filling of Japanese gum, by buying the following:
“Sugar Free mentos Gum”. These are rounded chunks of gum. Each chunk has a liquid candy filling. I recently bought three flavors:
A. Red Fruit Lime. This is a mixed-fruit sort of gum. It tastes great!
B. Citrus. This is orange-flavored gum. It tastes great!
C. Fresh Mint. I haven’t tried this one yet. I suppose, if you’re going on a date, this flavor is essential. As soon as a bikini clad Swedish blonde shows up at my door, and I’m not plagued with explosive diarrhea, I’ll try this flavor. ( Note: a nymphomaniacal virgin is preferred. )
PARTY IDEA
My brother, Pierre, once told me of a party he’d held. He’d hosted it with other boys. Girls were invited, and attended.
Grinning, Pierre told me, “Lots of people had to go to the bathroom at our party.”
“Why?” I asked.
“We ( he and his fellow boys ) put ex-lax in the punchbowl.” They did this secretly.
Google describes ex-lax as follows: “Trusted treatment for constipation for 100 years. The ex-lax brand provides gentle, dependable overnight relief.”
Why the boys at a party would want the young ladies to shit a lot is beyond me. I guess, if you’re not much of a Romeo, it’s a way to get the girls to drop their panties.
AND IN THE END…
“In the beginning … man was his own beast of burden, unless he was married.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 493. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 136
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 136, version 4.0
Date Written: January 3, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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What Struck Kay?
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ET 135
Editorial Thunder presents...
What Struck Kay?
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Plus: Beware of your parents.
And: Beware of the government.
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WHAT Struck KAY?
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model who lives in Kiev, Ukraine. She stars in the video “Wet Dreams”. The purpose of this video is to display her nude, seemingly innocent self. However, when Kay arrived for the video shoot, she had whip marks on her body. You can see these in “Wet Dreams”.
What struck Kay? I have determined that it was a whip. Today’s question is, “Exactly what sort of whip struck Kay?”
The answer should have been obvious to me. Some time ago, I read that a couple, when trying “bondage” ( also called “BDSM” ), will go for the wickedest item of flagellation that they can find. This isn’t recommended. However, that’s what couples do.
Can you guess which implement Kay and her lover chose?
I’ll give you other information while you decide:
“Wet Dreams” can be downloaded from the metartnetwork ( dot ) com.
“Dreaming”, filmed a day after “Wet Dreams”, can be downloaded from the same source. Some whip marks remain on Kay J in “Dreaming”. Others have vanished.
The freeones ( dot ) com version of “Wet Dreams” is called "Young Kay Jay enjoys posing naked in her Bedroom".
The freeones ( dot ) com version of “Dreaming” is called “Kay Jay gives Upskirt View before getting naked”.
Kay was struck by a bullwhip. I figured this out by studying the whip marks on her body. In a prior article, I stated that the whip that hit Kay likely had a knotted tip. I now don’t think this is true. I found a photo of a bullwhip on etsy ( dot ) com that doesn’t have a knotted tip.
The bullwhip that I found on etsy ( dot ) com is:
“Black Bull Whip / Leather BDSM Bullwhip / Single tail whip / BDSM whip / Tassel Whip / Signal Whip”.
It is manufactured by “PassionCraftStore”. “PassionCraftStore” describes it as a “Star Seller”.
Guess where this bullwhip is made? It’s made where Kay J lives, in Ukraine!
Here are the details regarding the bullwhip:
“Item Overview:
• Handmade item. • Material: Leather. • Made to order. • Ships worldwide from Ukraine.
Item Details:
An exquisite handmade leather bullwhip is an instrument for experienced masters. This BDSM toy is made with love and attention to detail. High-quality materials make a perfect BDSM leather whip.
The whip is handmade of the finest leather.
Total length is 175 centimeters / 5.74 feet.
❤️ If you wish any special color combination - let us know! ❤️ Made with love and passion!
Feel the smell of leather, hold this beauty in your hands. Express your passion through a whip’s touch.
❤️❤️❤️ A lot of leather colors are available. Contact us! ❤️❤️❤️
Haven't found the color or style you're looking for in our store? We usually have other colors of leather in stock and would be happy to make an individual item to your preferences.
Safety tips:
1. Impact play should be done on areas of the human body well protected by fat or muscle.
2. Avoid kidneys, neck, tailbone, hipbones, collar bones, and the head.
[ Your kidneys are in your lower back. “They are located just below [ your ] rib cage, one on each side of your spine.” - Google. ]
3. Avoid all joints, or areas where there is bone especially close to the skin.
4. Target permitted but high-risk areas only after proper training and experience.
Discover your desires!”
( Slightly edited, to improve readability. )
Look at the two long whip marks on the back of Kay J’s left leg. They’re on her upper thigh. Each mark is fairly thick. The bullwhip, described above, is fairly thick.
Look at the marks on the right side of Kay’s torso. They’re on her ribs, just shy of her right breast. They show evidence of “a popper” ( also called “a cracker” ) hitting her. The “popper” is the whip’s end, consisting of multiple short tails. ( Passion Craft Store calls these tails “tassels”. )
Who struck Kay? “Wet Dreams” was filmed in 2016. Kay was 20 years old. In about half a year, she’d be “unexpectedly” pregnant. That is, she’d become pregnant during the New Year’s and Christmas festivities in Ukraine in January 2017.
Kay is currently living with her baby’s daddy, according to a source on indexxx ( dot ) com. She likely married her baby’s daddy in the spring of 2017.
Hence, it’s possible that Kay was struck by her future husband. Whoever struck Kay, he ( or, possibly, she ) knew exactly what he was doing. Kay was struck on her bottom, and on the backs of her thighs. These are safe places to strike a person.
The two cuts on Kay’s right breast, from a whip, look to be “beyond my limits” blows. I have read as much quality information as I can about bondage. ( There’s a lot of junk that wastes endless pages on warnings that bondage must be consensual. ) When someone is whipped, they don’t just want to be whipped. The person wants to be used in such a way that pushes them a bit beyond what they said they could handle. So, likely, Kay was willing to have her bottom whipped. She also got a few blows on the backs of her thighs. She got two bruises on her legs. Her back was whipped, but her long tresses absorbed those blows. The whip struck her cruelly on her right hip. It also struck her several times on her right torso, just shy of her right breast. Then, she got the two “beyond my limits” blows. Those landed on her right breast!
( I can only report on the marks that are visible on Kay’s body in “Wet Dreams”. Not every blow of the whip would have drawn blood. Hence, Kay likely received far more blows from the whip than I can report on. I can only speak of the blows that drew blood. These were likely given after Kay had already received a number of prior blows. Such blows would have reddened her skin, but not cut it. Then, her skin being sensitized, and, in effect, ‘wounded’, it began to suffer cuts as she continued to be hit by the whip. )
With regard to Kay’s right breast, note that the whip fell shy of her nipple. Also note that Kay was struck just shy of her nipple two times!
What can we conclude from this? The person who whipped Kay was an expert. At the start of this article, I spoke of “a couple” that was new to bondage. Was Kay new to bondage? Possibly. Was the person who whipped her new to bondage? Absolutely not. He knew exactly where to hit Kay. His blows were precise. Furthermore, he managed to strike her breast without hitting her nipple. ( Which is good. )
In Pauline Reage’s “Story of O”, O’s lover gives her to another man. He gives her to another man to be whipped. O is whipped by, in effect, a stranger. This occurs at a sex party.
I have learned the following about Kay J: don’t fight the facts. If you think she got whipped, she did. If you suspect that she got a tattoo, she did.
Therefore, I say that Kay’s lover ( possibly her future husband ) took her to a sex party. She got whipped by a stranger at the sex party. This was during the summer of 2016 in Kiev, Ukraine. ( Kay has a light tan in “Wet Dreams”. You can see her lovely bikini lines. )
Kay knew she had a photo shoot the next day. “Wet Dreams” is probably her first professional nude photo shoot. Possibly, she was anxious about doing it. Maybe she thought she wouldn’t.
Meanwhile, she found herself at a sex party. It’s possible that she didn’t know she’d allow herself to be whipped. Probably, she’d tried bondage before. Probably, she saw several women get whipped before she allowed herself to submit to the whipmaster.
My understanding is that, at a bondage party, people do “scenes”. That is, each couple performs as the others watch them. At Kay’s party, an expert whipmaster was present. Kay was one of the following:
A. An initiate, who had to submit to the whipmaster as part of her initiation.
B. The third or fourth woman who submitted to the whipmaster. ( Since it’s possible that she felt hesitant about being whipped. )
C. The first woman to be whipped. Kay can be blushingly shy, or a ravenously erotic “eager beaver”.
The sex party likely occurred during a weekend. When the new week arrived, Kay went to her photo shoot. “Wet Dreams” was filmed.
( Above, I speak of Kay’s photo shoot being “the next day”. A whip mark on the back of Kay’s left thigh appears to not have drawn blood. Yet, this whip mark is present. Since it hasn’t yet faded, Kay must have been whipped hours before “Wet Dreams” was filmed. But this is just a guess on my part. )
( Kay may have been struck by more than a bullwhip. The question I’ve tried to answer is: what flagellatory item most closely matches the whip marks on Kay’s body? )
It is possible to find videos, and photos, of women being whipped on the internet. Some of these woman are pretty. The amazing things about Kay J, in “Wet Dreams”, are the following:
1. She looks stunningly young.
2. She has an amazingly lovely body.
3. She has perfect satiny skin.
4. She has the cutest babydoll face imaginable.
5. She seems, at times, utterly innocent.
“Full of surprises are the eager and cute young things who show up [ for bondage ]. Given leave to choose among the vast selection of specialized gear for the infliction of pain and pleasure, they often demonstrate a darker than expected streak of twisted kink. The pretty and innocent-looking ones often seem to make the harshest selections.”
( i.e., Kay J choosing to be struck by a bullwhip. )
- Ernest Greene.
Source: Ernest Greene. Hustler’s TABOO magazine. February 2004. Page 53.
( I’ve bought a wide variety of things in my life. However, the things that I’ve gotten the most use from, over time, are those I was never ‘supposed’ to buy: porn magazines! Plus, currently, membership in several porn sites. )
Until the late 1960s in America, practitioners of bondage were regarded as mentally ill. They were regarded as being mentally ill by the psychiatric profession. It’s still possible, apparently, to find laws on the books that make practicing bondage illegal.
Why does a woman submit to bondage? In my opinion, the pain one experiences in bondage is, in part, a foretaste of the pain of childbirth. Kay was pregnant months after her “Wet Dreams” whipping. She subsequently delivered her baby, Mark.
BEWARE of Your PARENTS
My mother’s given name is Mary. Needless to say, she’s not the mother of God.
Are you gay? Mom always says, of homosexuals, that they’re “Sick! Sick! Sick!” If you’re gay, are you “Sick! Sick! Sick!”, or is Mary?
Are you “a person of color”? ( To use the contemporary description. ) Mom assured me that the White race evolved separately, and apart from, people of color. Whites evolved “up North”. Not at the North Pole ( presumably ), but in Northern Europe. Hence, White people like Mom are humans. People of color aren’t. I guess people of color are subhuman. ( Which means, I suppose, that slavery was okay. Who better to serve humans, than subhumans? ) ( Especially if there’s no dog around. )
From the time I was 15 years old, if not earlier, my mother has been continually criticizing me. Her criticism is often pointless. “You never grew,” she once told me. I’m the same height as Tom Cruise. He’s done okay in life.
As far as Mom is concerned, I was never supposed to be me. Anything that represents who I actually am has to be thrown away. Literally. When I was 15 years old, Mom sold all of my comic books. In subsequent years, she persisted in junking anything of mine that she could. I was to be her neutered marionette, nothing more.
Dad, now deceased, was no better than Mom. He was sometimes called Larry.
One evening, in the ninth year of my life, it was bath time. My brother and I were in our bathroom. Pierre, my brother, was four years old. My brother and I were playing in our bathtub. Our parents didn’t use this room. Their bathroom, which was in their master bedroom, was across the hall.
Neither parent had told my brother and I to cease our bath. We were floating boats amid Mr. Bubble foam. Our family had no social obligations that evening; we weren’t going anywhere.
My brother and I had been put through the usual rigors of the day by our parents. We got up early for school. After school, we endured two long hours of swim team practice. Dad was the team’s coach.
( My brother and I were abruptly moved to a competing team two years later, by our parents. Dad ceased coaching. )
Dad came into the bathroom. He was furious. This was a shock to me.
Dad wrenched me upright in the tub, by my arm. I was wet and nude. Mr. Bubble was on me.
Dad said that my brother and I were taking too long in the bathtub. He began “washing” me with his bare hand. I don’t recall him using soap. He just started rubbing me all over. Then he stuck his finger into my anus.
My reflexive mental response was,
“That’s too deep!” Sure, I was a kid. Dad and Mom had the right to handle me if they needed to. But Dad’s perfunctory washing wasn’t amounting to anything, other than sodomy.
Dad soon grabbed my brother. Pierre was also wet and nude, with Mr. Bubble on him. Dad “washed” Pierre. Whether he sodomized him, I don’t know.
I didn’t discuss our “washing” with my brother.
I knew that it would be futile to tell Mom, “Dad stuck his finger in my ass.” Both parents would have punished me for that.
I could say other unpleasant things about Mom, and about Dad. Children are warned to beware of strangers. I say: beware of your parents. Based on my experiences, my parents didn’t love me. I was to be the fulfillment of whatever fantasy was afflicting them, at any given moment. Mostly, I was to forever spurn any interest in females, while worshipping Mom. I was to be an eager clone of Dad, “in thought, word, and deed”. Perhaps that included sodomizing young boys.
My parents deliberately isolated me from other children. Other children were regarded as ‘dirty’. I was to remain ‘pure’.
My parents deliberately isolated me from the larger society, and from American culture. They didn’t do a perfect job of this, but they did their best.
My parents styled their treatment of me as “moral”. It was more like endless disapproval. As best I can tell, their ongoing disapproval evolved into simmering hate.
Nominally, I was a “wanted” child. My parents married. They never told me the date. I have no idea what year they married. I guess it was in the early 1950s.
Dad was a civilian pastor. After ten years, he and his wife hadn’t had children. They didn’t want children.
However, Dad was always obsessed with being seen as the most “moral” person in the room. ( His everyday morality, with regard to the choices he made, was more nuanced. ) Mom was, like Dad, “morally” obsessed.
A pastor has a congregation. One day, or perhaps over time, Dad’s congregation communicated to him, and to Mom, the following:
‘You can’t just engage in recreational sex all of your lives, even as a married couple. ( i.e. with each other. ) You need to have children, or adopt some. Otherwise, we’ll consider you to be immoral.”
( The 1950s, with its love of large American families, had just segued into 1960. )
Dad and Mom set about having a kid. Not to have a child, but to appear moral. They succeeded in having a kid. It’s me.
Do you know who “Andrew” is? It’s the first person the Bible mentions as Christ’s disciple. I was named after him. My parents fantasized about having 12 boys, and naming each one after a disciple of Christ. ( Mom loathes girls. )
My advice, based on my experience, is the following: Assume that your parents don’t love you. Then act accordingly.
Also: Don’t trust a parent who tells you, “Your parents love you.” That’s like asking Beelzebub whether Satan loves you.
BEWARE of the GOVERNMENT
“‘On Monday, September 29, you are to appear by 8:00 a.m. with your possessions, money, documents, valuables, and warm clothing at Dihtiarevska Street, next to the Jewish cemetery. Failure to appear is punishable by death.’
“The Jewish citizens of Kyiv—largely women, children, and the elderly, as the men had been summoned to military service—thought that they were being assembled for resettlement and would not be harmed. The next day was Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement. Those who responded to the call were escorted to the gates of the Jewish cemetery, forced to surrender their documents and valuables, stripped naked, and then shot in groups of ten on the slopes of a ravine.”
- Serhii Plokhy. ( On “The Babi Yar massacre”. )
Source: The Gates of Europe: A History of Ukraine. By Serhii Plokhy. Page 268. Revised Edition. Basic Books. New York, New York, United States of America. Copyright 2015, 2021. ( Amazon Kindle. )
AND IN THE END…
NOBLE Savages
“The American Indians … treated their women harshly, consigned to them all drudgery, and often called them dogs.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 910. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
ARCANA
1. Source for Kay J “unexpectedly” getting pregnant: pregnantkay ( dot ) com.
2. Source for Kay’s son, and his name: pbp-ma.playboy.com. ( Known as “Playboy Plus”. )
This information is at the following photo gallery, and video: “Kay J in First Impression”.
Partial information is at the photo gallery, and video: “Kay J in Sweet Subtleties”.
3. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
4. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
5. I’ve read that it takes considerable practice to learn to use a whip well. The person wielding the whip is at risk of blinding himself with it.
With regard to using a whip, ‘less is more’. It takes little effort to get the whip to strike. Illustrations of a man striking a woman with all of his strength are not good reference points.
6. “Story of O” is the most poorly written book that I’ve ever read. That it succeeds is a testament to the erotic allure of its subject matter.
7. With regard to finding a particular item on etsy ( dot ) com, their search function is extremely poor. I was unable to relocate either the whip I describe, or its seller, “Passion Craft Store.” ( The whip is not sold out. I just located it yesterday, and it was listed as being “In stock”, with 2,088 sales. )
8. Here is a direct link to Passion Craft Store:
https://passioncraftstore.com/bdsm-whips/
I was unable to locate the relevant whip at Passion Craft Store. A cursory review of Passion Craft Store indicates the following: it’s much less expensive to order directly from Passion Craft Store than to buy from them through etsy ( dot ) com.
9. Pierre is a fictional name for my brother.
10. This blog is, in part, an examination of the human condition. This issue is an apt illustration of that.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 135
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 135, version 1.0
Date Written: January 2, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 135
Editorial Thunder presents...
What Struck Kay?
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Plus: Beware of your parents.
And: Beware of the government.
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WHAT Struck KAY?
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model who lives in Kiev, Ukraine. She stars in the video “Wet Dreams”. The purpose of this video is to display her nude, seemingly innocent self. However, when Kay arrived for the video shoot, she had whip marks on her body. You can see these in “Wet Dreams”.
What struck Kay? I have determined that it was a whip. Today’s question is, “Exactly what sort of whip struck Kay?”
The answer should have been obvious to me. Some time ago, I read that a couple, when trying “bondage” ( also called “BDSM” ), will go for the wickedest item of flagellation that they can find. This isn’t recommended. However, that’s what couples do.
Can you guess which implement Kay and her lover chose?
I’ll give you other information while you decide:
“Wet Dreams” can be downloaded from the metartnetwork ( dot ) com.
“Dreaming”, filmed a day after “Wet Dreams”, can be downloaded from the same source. Some whip marks remain on Kay J in “Dreaming”. Others have vanished.
The freeones ( dot ) com version of “Wet Dreams” is called "Young Kay Jay enjoys posing naked in her Bedroom".
The freeones ( dot ) com version of “Dreaming” is called “Kay Jay gives Upskirt View before getting naked”.
Kay was struck by a bullwhip. I figured this out by studying the whip marks on her body. In a prior article, I stated that the whip that hit Kay likely had a knotted tip. I now don’t think this is true. I found a photo of a bullwhip on etsy ( dot ) com that doesn’t have a knotted tip.
The bullwhip that I found on etsy ( dot ) com is:
“Black Bull Whip / Leather BDSM Bullwhip / Single tail whip / BDSM whip / Tassel Whip / Signal Whip”.
It is manufactured by “PassionCraftStore”. “PassionCraftStore” describes it as a “Star Seller”.
Guess where this bullwhip is made? It’s made where Kay J lives, in Ukraine!
Here are the details regarding the bullwhip:
“Item Overview:
• Handmade item. • Material: Leather. • Made to order. • Ships worldwide from Ukraine.
Item Details:
An exquisite handmade leather bullwhip is an instrument for experienced masters. This BDSM toy is made with love and attention to detail. High-quality materials make a perfect BDSM leather whip.
The whip is handmade of the finest leather.
Total length is 175 centimeters / 5.74 feet.
❤️ If you wish any special color combination - let us know! ❤️ Made with love and passion!
Feel the smell of leather, hold this beauty in your hands. Express your passion through a whip’s touch.
❤️❤️❤️ A lot of leather colors are available. Contact us! ❤️❤️❤️
Haven't found the color or style you're looking for in our store? We usually have other colors of leather in stock and would be happy to make an individual item to your preferences.
Safety tips:
1. Impact play should be done on areas of the human body well protected by fat or muscle.
2. Avoid kidneys, neck, tailbone, hipbones, collar bones, and the head.
[ Your kidneys are in your lower back. “They are located just below [ your ] rib cage, one on each side of your spine.” - Google. ]
3. Avoid all joints, or areas where there is bone especially close to the skin.
4. Target permitted but high-risk areas only after proper training and experience.
Discover your desires!”
( Slightly edited, to improve readability. )
Look at the two long whip marks on the back of Kay J’s left leg. They’re on her upper thigh. Each mark is fairly thick. The bullwhip, described above, is fairly thick.
Look at the marks on the right side of Kay’s torso. They’re on her ribs, just shy of her right breast. They show evidence of “a popper” ( also called “a cracker” ) hitting her. The “popper” is the whip’s end, consisting of multiple short tails. ( Passion Craft Store calls these tails “tassels”. )
Who struck Kay? “Wet Dreams” was filmed in 2016. Kay was 20 years old. In about half a year, she’d be “unexpectedly” pregnant. That is, she’d become pregnant during the New Year’s and Christmas festivities in Ukraine in January 2017.
Kay is currently living with her baby’s daddy, according to a source on indexxx ( dot ) com. She likely married her baby’s daddy in the spring of 2017.
Hence, it’s possible that Kay was struck by her future husband. Whoever struck Kay, he ( or, possibly, she ) knew exactly what he was doing. Kay was struck on her bottom, and on the backs of her thighs. These are safe places to strike a person.
The two cuts on Kay’s right breast, from a whip, look to be “beyond my limits” blows. I have read as much quality information as I can about bondage. ( There’s a lot of junk that wastes endless pages on warnings that bondage must be consensual. ) When someone is whipped, they don’t just want to be whipped. The person wants to be used in such a way that pushes them a bit beyond what they said they could handle. So, likely, Kay was willing to have her bottom whipped. She also got a few blows on the backs of her thighs. She got two bruises on her legs. Her back was whipped, but her long tresses absorbed those blows. The whip struck her cruelly on her right hip. It also struck her several times on her right torso, just shy of her right breast. Then, she got the two “beyond my limits” blows. Those landed on her right breast!
( I can only report on the marks that are visible on Kay’s body in “Wet Dreams”. Not every blow of the whip would have drawn blood. Hence, Kay likely received far more blows from the whip than I can report on. I can only speak of the blows that drew blood. These were likely given after Kay had already received a number of prior blows. Such blows would have reddened her skin, but not cut it. Then, her skin being sensitized, and, in effect, ‘wounded’, it began to suffer cuts as she continued to be hit by the whip. )
With regard to Kay’s right breast, note that the whip fell shy of her nipple. Also note that Kay was struck just shy of her nipple two times!
What can we conclude from this? The person who whipped Kay was an expert. At the start of this article, I spoke of “a couple” that was new to bondage. Was Kay new to bondage? Possibly. Was the person who whipped her new to bondage? Absolutely not. He knew exactly where to hit Kay. His blows were precise. Furthermore, he managed to strike her breast without hitting her nipple. ( Which is good. )
In Pauline Reage’s “Story of O”, O’s lover gives her to another man. He gives her to another man to be whipped. O is whipped by, in effect, a stranger. This occurs at a sex party.
I have learned the following about Kay J: don’t fight the facts. If you think she got whipped, she did. If you suspect that she got a tattoo, she did.
Therefore, I say that Kay’s lover ( possibly her future husband ) took her to a sex party. She got whipped by a stranger at the sex party. This was during the summer of 2016 in Kiev, Ukraine. ( Kay has a light tan in “Wet Dreams”. You can see her lovely bikini lines. )
Kay knew she had a photo shoot the next day. “Wet Dreams” is probably her first professional nude photo shoot. Possibly, she was anxious about doing it. Maybe she thought she wouldn’t.
Meanwhile, she found herself at a sex party. It’s possible that she didn’t know she’d allow herself to be whipped. Probably, she’d tried bondage before. Probably, she saw several women get whipped before she allowed herself to submit to the whipmaster.
My understanding is that, at a bondage party, people do “scenes”. That is, each couple performs as the others watch them. At Kay’s party, an expert whipmaster was present. Kay was one of the following:
A. An initiate, who had to submit to the whipmaster as part of her initiation.
B. The third or fourth woman who submitted to the whipmaster. ( Since it’s possible that she felt hesitant about being whipped. )
C. The first woman to be whipped. Kay can be blushingly shy, or a ravenously erotic “eager beaver”.
The sex party likely occurred during a weekend. When the new week arrived, Kay went to her photo shoot. “Wet Dreams” was filmed.
( Above, I speak of Kay’s photo shoot being “the next day”. A whip mark on the back of Kay’s left thigh appears to not have drawn blood. Yet, this whip mark is present. Since it hasn’t yet faded, Kay must have been whipped hours before “Wet Dreams” was filmed. But this is just a guess on my part. )
( Kay may have been struck by more than a bullwhip. The question I’ve tried to answer is: what flagellatory item most closely matches the whip marks on Kay’s body? )
It is possible to find videos, and photos, of women being whipped on the internet. Some of these woman are pretty. The amazing things about Kay J, in “Wet Dreams”, are the following:
1. She looks stunningly young.
2. She has an amazingly lovely body.
3. She has perfect satiny skin.
4. She has the cutest babydoll face imaginable.
5. She seems, at times, utterly innocent.
“Full of surprises are the eager and cute young things who show up [ for bondage ]. Given leave to choose among the vast selection of specialized gear for the infliction of pain and pleasure, they often demonstrate a darker than expected streak of twisted kink. The pretty and innocent-looking ones often seem to make the harshest selections.”
( i.e., Kay J choosing to be struck by a bullwhip. )
- Ernest Greene.
Source: Ernest Greene. Hustler’s TABOO magazine. February 2004. Page 53.
( I’ve bought a wide variety of things in my life. However, the things that I’ve gotten the most use from, over time, are those I was never ‘supposed’ to buy: porn magazines! Plus, currently, membership in several porn sites. )
Until the late 1960s in America, practitioners of bondage were regarded as mentally ill. They were regarded as being mentally ill by the psychiatric profession. It’s still possible, apparently, to find laws on the books that make practicing bondage illegal.
Why does a woman submit to bondage? In my opinion, the pain one experiences in bondage is, in part, a foretaste of the pain of childbirth. Kay was pregnant months after her “Wet Dreams” whipping. She subsequently delivered her baby, Mark.
BEWARE of Your PARENTS
My mother’s given name is Mary. Needless to say, she’s not the mother of God.
Are you gay? Mom always says, of homosexuals, that they’re “Sick! Sick! Sick!” If you’re gay, are you “Sick! Sick! Sick!”, or is Mary?
Are you “a person of color”? ( To use the contemporary description. ) Mom assured me that the White race evolved separately, and apart from, people of color. Whites evolved “up North”. Not at the North Pole ( presumably ), but in Northern Europe. Hence, White people like Mom are humans. People of color aren’t. I guess people of color are subhuman. ( Which means, I suppose, that slavery was okay. Who better to serve humans, than subhumans? ) ( Especially if there’s no dog around. )
From the time I was 15 years old, if not earlier, my mother has been continually criticizing me. Her criticism is often pointless. “You never grew,” she once told me. I’m the same height as Tom Cruise. He’s done okay in life.
As far as Mom is concerned, I was never supposed to be me. Anything that represents who I actually am has to be thrown away. Literally. When I was 15 years old, Mom sold all of my comic books. In subsequent years, she persisted in junking anything of mine that she could. I was to be her neutered marionette, nothing more.
Dad, now deceased, was no better than Mom. He was sometimes called Larry.
One evening, in the ninth year of my life, it was bath time. My brother and I were in our bathroom. Pierre, my brother, was four years old. My brother and I were playing in our bathtub. Our parents didn’t use this room. Their bathroom, which was in their master bedroom, was across the hall.
Neither parent had told my brother and I to cease our bath. We were floating boats amid Mr. Bubble foam. Our family had no social obligations that evening; we weren’t going anywhere.
My brother and I had been put through the usual rigors of the day by our parents. We got up early for school. After school, we endured two long hours of swim team practice. Dad was the team’s coach.
( My brother and I were abruptly moved to a competing team two years later, by our parents. Dad ceased coaching. )
Dad came into the bathroom. He was furious. This was a shock to me.
Dad wrenched me upright in the tub, by my arm. I was wet and nude. Mr. Bubble was on me.
Dad said that my brother and I were taking too long in the bathtub. He began “washing” me with his bare hand. I don’t recall him using soap. He just started rubbing me all over. Then he stuck his finger into my anus.
My reflexive mental response was,
“That’s too deep!” Sure, I was a kid. Dad and Mom had the right to handle me if they needed to. But Dad’s perfunctory washing wasn’t amounting to anything, other than sodomy.
Dad soon grabbed my brother. Pierre was also wet and nude, with Mr. Bubble on him. Dad “washed” Pierre. Whether he sodomized him, I don’t know.
I didn’t discuss our “washing” with my brother.
I knew that it would be futile to tell Mom, “Dad stuck his finger in my ass.” Both parents would have punished me for that.
I could say other unpleasant things about Mom, and about Dad. Children are warned to beware of strangers. I say: beware of your parents. Based on my experiences, my parents didn’t love me. I was to be the fulfillment of whatever fantasy was afflicting them, at any given moment. Mostly, I was to forever spurn any interest in females, while worshipping Mom. I was to be an eager clone of Dad, “in thought, word, and deed”. Perhaps that included sodomizing young boys.
My parents deliberately isolated me from other children. Other children were regarded as ‘dirty’. I was to remain ‘pure’.
My parents deliberately isolated me from the larger society, and from American culture. They didn’t do a perfect job of this, but they did their best.
My parents styled their treatment of me as “moral”. It was more like endless disapproval. As best I can tell, their ongoing disapproval evolved into simmering hate.
Nominally, I was a “wanted” child. My parents married. They never told me the date. I have no idea what year they married. I guess it was in the early 1950s.
Dad was a civilian pastor. After ten years, he and his wife hadn’t had children. They didn’t want children.
However, Dad was always obsessed with being seen as the most “moral” person in the room. ( His everyday morality, with regard to the choices he made, was more nuanced. ) Mom was, like Dad, “morally” obsessed.
A pastor has a congregation. One day, or perhaps over time, Dad’s congregation communicated to him, and to Mom, the following:
‘You can’t just engage in recreational sex all of your lives, even as a married couple. ( i.e. with each other. ) You need to have children, or adopt some. Otherwise, we’ll consider you to be immoral.”
( The 1950s, with its love of large American families, had just segued into 1960. )
Dad and Mom set about having a kid. Not to have a child, but to appear moral. They succeeded in having a kid. It’s me.
Do you know who “Andrew” is? It’s the first person the Bible mentions as Christ’s disciple. I was named after him. My parents fantasized about having 12 boys, and naming each one after a disciple of Christ. ( Mom loathes girls. )
My advice, based on my experience, is the following: Assume that your parents don’t love you. Then act accordingly.
Also: Don’t trust a parent who tells you, “Your parents love you.” That’s like asking Beelzebub whether Satan loves you.
BEWARE of the GOVERNMENT
“‘On Monday, September 29, you are to appear by 8:00 a.m. with your possessions, money, documents, valuables, and warm clothing at Dihtiarevska Street, next to the Jewish cemetery. Failure to appear is punishable by death.’
“The Jewish citizens of Kyiv—largely women, children, and the elderly, as the men had been summoned to military service—thought that they were being assembled for resettlement and would not be harmed. The next day was Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement. Those who responded to the call were escorted to the gates of the Jewish cemetery, forced to surrender their documents and valuables, stripped naked, and then shot in groups of ten on the slopes of a ravine.”
- Serhii Plokhy. ( On “The Babi Yar massacre”. )
Source: The Gates of Europe: A History of Ukraine. By Serhii Plokhy. Page 268. Revised Edition. Basic Books. New York, New York, United States of America. Copyright 2015, 2021. ( Amazon Kindle. )
AND IN THE END…
NOBLE Savages
“The American Indians … treated their women harshly, consigned to them all drudgery, and often called them dogs.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 910. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
ARCANA
1. Source for Kay J “unexpectedly” getting pregnant: pregnantkay ( dot ) com.
2. Source for Kay’s son, and his name: pbp-ma.playboy.com. ( Known as “Playboy Plus”. )
This information is at the following photo gallery, and video: “Kay J in First Impression”.
Partial information is at the photo gallery, and video: “Kay J in Sweet Subtleties”.
3. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
4. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
5. I’ve read that it takes considerable practice to learn to use a whip well. The person wielding the whip is at risk of blinding himself with it.
With regard to using a whip, ‘less is more’. It takes little effort to get the whip to strike. Illustrations of a man striking a woman with all of his strength are not good reference points.
6. “Story of O” is the most poorly written book that I’ve ever read. That it succeeds is a testament to the erotic allure of its subject matter.
7. With regard to finding a particular item on etsy ( dot ) com, their search function is extremely poor. I was unable to relocate either the whip I describe, or its seller, “Passion Craft Store.” ( The whip is not sold out. I just located it yesterday, and it was listed as being “In stock”, with 2,088 sales. )
8. Here is a direct link to Passion Craft Store:
https://passioncraftstore.com/bdsm-whips/
I was unable to locate the relevant whip at Passion Craft Store. A cursory review of Passion Craft Store indicates the following: it’s much less expensive to order directly from Passion Craft Store than to buy from them through etsy ( dot ) com.
9. Pierre is a fictional name for my brother.
10. This blog is, in part, an examination of the human condition. This issue is an apt illustration of that.
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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 135
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 135, version 1.0
Date Written: January 2, 2022. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Super Duper Porn!
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ET 134
Editorial Thunder presents...
Super Duper Porn!
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Plus: Kay J’s whipped ass.
And: 11-year-old prostitutes.
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SUPER Duper PORN!
Apple’s “Photos” app greatly improves your porn experience.
by Andrew Roller
In Apple’s “Photos” app, you probably have some videos. Have you played any of them lately? The white arrow is gone! I’m speaking of the white arrow that appears in the center of your iPad’s screen. It appears whenever you stop a video.
Now, it’s gone.
This has monumental masturbatory implications! ( As the president said, in his State of the Union address. )
If you play a downloaded video, from a web site, the white arrow is present. Even now.
As a result, whenever I downloaded a video, I didn’t watch it “as is”. If I liked it, I put it into an app. I put it into the Apple app called “iMovie”. iMovie does not display a stupid white arrow whenever I stop the video.
Unfortunately, there are two problems with iMovie:
1. The size of the viewing area is small.
2. In iPadOS 15, iMovie works poorly. If you try to watch a video frame by frame, the video “sticks”. When the video “unsticks”, it jumps forward. iMovie no longer provides a smooth viewing experience.
I never tire of watching nude model Kay J in the video “Wet Dreams”. It’s a video that I downloaded from the metartnetwork ( dot ) com.
Now, you can free yourself from iMovie. You can watch “Wet Dreams”, or your favorite video, in Photos! You can watch it frame by frame. It will fill your screen!
With any downloaded video, do the following:
1. Boot up your Photos app.
2. Leave your Photos app.
3. Get ready to play the downloaded video.
4. Open your iPad’s “Control Center”.
5. Start recording in your iPad’s “Control Center”.
6. Play your downloaded video.
Recently, I was talking to my barber. He has old VHS tapes. He is “converting” them to CDs. ( Compact Disks )
“You have to play the whole VHS, to feed it onto the CD,” my barber complained.
The same is true of your downloaded video. To feed it into your Photos app, you’re going to have to play the whole goddamn thing.
Do so.
You now have a video in your Photos app. It’s a copy of the video that you downloaded.
7. Play your video in Photos. By this, I mean: get it going.
8. Now, stop the video.
9. Look to the bottom of your iPad’s screen. You’ll see a horizontal bar there. It consists of tiny photos.
10. In the center of this horizontal bar is a thin white line. Tap it, or slightly to the right of it. Watch the horizontal bar as you do so.
11. Your video ( as seen in the horizontal bar ) will expand! Put your finger anywhere in the area that represents your video. Do this in the horizontal bar. You can now move the video back and forth. You can do so in a frame-by-frame manner.
Hence, Apple’s Photos app has replaced iMovie. Here’s how:
1. You can watch your video frame-by-frame.
2. You have a large viewing area!
3. Your video won’t “stick”.
4. An ancient problem with iMovie, since fixed, was that the “filmstrip” would snap back to its beginning. This never happens in Photos.
But wait! Photos is even better! Here’s how:
1. Double tap on the middle of your iPad’s screen. Wow! The image doubles in size! If you were looking into Kay J’s asshole, now you’re REALLY looking into her asshole!
2. Put two of your fingers against your iPad’s screen. Spread ‘em! Wow! The video increases in size! Now you’re REALLY REALLY looking into Kay J’s asshole!
My ability to study “Wet Dreams” has been transformed. I can now clearly see where her skin is unblemished, and where it has been marked by a whip. As a result, I’ve discovered new whip marks on Kay J!
If you put “Wet Dreams” into your Photos app, you should be able to do a thorough analysis of Kay J’s whip marks.
My instructions ( above ) resemble a step by step guide. However, I did not actually do each step of the process as I wrote these instructions. ( I didn’t want to record a downloaded video to write these instructions, since I would have had to wait for the video to play through. )
MARRIED Kay J
Kay J is a nude model who lives in Kiev, Ukraine. She is currently 25 years old.
Kay is probably married. When did she get married? My answer follows:
Kay “unexpectedly” got pregnant late in the 20th year of her life. ( Probably, during the New Year’s and Christmas festivities that occur in Ukraine in January. )
Kay likely found out that she was pregnant some weeks after she conceived. She probably found out she was pregnant in early spring of 2017.
Hence, Kay got married in the spring of 2017. Probably, her parents, and those of her baby’s father, pressured her, and the baby’s father, to wed. Her son is named Mark.
Note that spring is regarded as an especially romantic time to wed. ( Given Nature’s new fecundity in the season. )
( By which one can see that the fundamental purpose of marriage is fertility: the production of offspring. )
( So how did America’s founders include gay marriage - marriage for the purpose of sodomy - in the Constitution? )
WHIPPED Kay J
At the metartnetwork ( dot ) com, there’s a video titled, “Wet Dreams”. The point of this video is to display Kay’s nude, seemingly innocent body. Except: She’s got whip marks on her body. Nearly all of her visible whip marks, when inflicted, bled. A number of her whip marks are on her bottom.
In “Wet Dreams”, take a look at the right cheek of Kay’s bottom. Look at the inner curve of this cheek, near her anus. You’ll see two long whip marks there. The marks are very close together.
Now go to the end of “Wet Dreams”. Kay is lying flat. Look how deeply within the cleft of her bottom those two whip marks are! A whip could not have struck so deeply within her bottom, unless Kay was sticking it out!
We know for certain that Kay was whipped at least twice on the inner curve of her bottom. What does that mean? It means that, after the whip struck her there once, she stuck out her bottom again! Even after it had been struck! Even after the whip had made her bottom bleed!
In fact, many strokes of a whip must be delivered, before a bottom will bleed. In an earlier issue, I mentioned a video that I found on xvideos ( dot ) com. The signature line in the video is, “Thank you, Striker. I deserve it.”
In “Thank you, Striker. I deserve it.”, the girl’s bottom is whipped many times before the whip begins to draw blood. What causes the whip to draw blood? It isn’t the fact that it has struck the girl’s bottom. It’s the fact that it has struck the same area of her bottom multiple times. Only then does her bottom begin to bleed.
Now look at the numerous points on the right cheek of Kay’s bottom where she bled. Besides the two long lines, you’ll see numerous little dots. I know Kay’s bottom well. None of those little dots are moles. Kay has a perfect ass. Hence, she was struck so many times with the whip that she wound up bleeding, and bleeding in multiple places.
The amazing thing is, Kay kept sticking her bottom out for the whip! Now we know why, on her Only Fans web site, she says:
“Well, hello😈 Today, according to the plan, we have dominance, we will play with you a game where I will beat you hard🤫”.
Kay posted the above on October 2, 2020. In four photos of herself that accompany her post, she’s in a bondage dungeon. Kay is the one who is the bondage submissive. Hence, when Kay says, “I will beat you hard”, she’s envisioning someone saying that to her. “Wet Dreams” shows that Kay was, indeed, a bloodily beaten bondage submissive. A submissive who kept sticking her bottom out for more!
KAY J’s Updated WHIP Marks
Here is an updated list of the whip marks on Kay J in “Wet Dreams”. The word “NEW” denotes my newest discoveries.
A video called “Dreaming” was filmed a day after “Wet Dreams”. Some of Kay’s marks in “Wet Dreams” have faded, or vanished, by the time that “Dreaming” was filmed.
In “Wet Dreams”, we’re seeing Kay some time after she was whipped. For us to see a mark on her at such a late date, Kay must have bled in that spot.
Lord knows what Kay looked like right after she was whipped, or what emotional state she was reduced to.
Heaven knows how often Kay submitted to such erotic agonies.
Or how young she was, when she first submitted!
KAY’s Whip MARKS
A summary of the NEW material is the following: Kay was hit by the whip on the back of her right thigh. She was hit there multiple times.
1. Two whip marks on the inner curve of her right bosom, near her nipple.
2. One whip mark on the lower curve of her right bosom, just above her ribs.
3. A red mark on the front of her rib cage. The mark is on the lower-right section of her rib cage. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, it’s clearly one, or more, marks from a whip. )
4. A significant slash mark, and at least three light slash marks, on the right side of her torso. These are a bit below her armpit. They are in line with the upper curve of her breast. ( These marks show that, when Kay was struck here, her right arm was raised, and probably bound. Otherwise, her arm would have protected this part of her body. )
5. Three slash marks on the right side of her torso. These are on her ribs. They’re where the outer curve of her bosom meets her torso. The marks form a pattern that resembles a “V” stabbing into a vertical line. The “vertical” line is actually slanted.
6. A significant slash mark on the right side of her torso. This is on her ribs. It’s in line with the place where the undercurve of her her bosom meets her torso.
7. Four slash marks on the right side of her torso. These vary from significant to deep. These are on her ribs. They’re near the underside of her bosom.
8. A red mark on her left shoulder blade. This is revealed in the final moments of “Wet Dreams”.
9. A mark that resembles a small scab ( as do many of her marks ). This is a half inch above the red mark on her left shoulder blade. This is not one of the several small moles on her back. This is revealed in the final moments of “Wet Dreams”.
10. Four deep horizontal slash marks on her right hip. Two deep vertical slash marks on her right hip. There appears to be a mild infection here, amid the marks.
11. A small angled slash mark on her right hip.
12. A light cluster of whip marks on her right hip, just below the level of her bottom.
13. A light bruise on her right hip. This is close to ( 12. ), but nearer to her bottom.
14. A light bruise on her right hip. It’s a little below ( 13. ).
NEW 15. Two short slash marks. They’re on her right hip. They’re near the front of her hip. If you drew a line to them from the point where Kay’s bottom cheek meets her thigh, the marks would flank it.
16. A red mark on her left hip. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, it’s clearly a bruise. )
17. Four clusters of whip marks on her back, slightly above her bottom.
18. A whip mark at the uppermost part of her bottom’s cleft.
19. A cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are on the uppermost part of her bottom cheek, near its outer curve.
20. Light red whip marks on the uppermost part of her left bottom cheek. These, in at least two separate clusters, are above the center of her bottom cheek.
21. A cluster of whip marks on the apex of her left bottom cheek. That is, at its center.
22. A cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her left bottom cheek. These are near the underside of her bottom cheek.
23. A cluster of whip marks on the undercurve of her left bottom cheek. These are near the place where her bottom curves in to her pussy.
24. At least two whip marks near the center point of her right bottom cheek. This mark is a bit above the center point.
25. A slash mark on the inner curve of her right bottom cheek, near her anus.
26. A whip mark above the slash mark on her bottom.
27. A ( light ) whip mark below the slash mark on her bottom.
28. A nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek.
29. A diagonal slash mark. It’s just to the left of the nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek. The diagonal slash mark angles up and to the left, toward her bottom’s cleft.
30. A diagonal slash mark. It’s a bit below the nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek. The diagonal slash mark angles up and to the right, toward the nasty cluster of whip marks.
31. Two whip marks on the uppermost part of her right thigh. These are visible from the back of her thigh. The marks are near her thigh’s outer flank, where it merges into her hip.
NEW 32. A long slash mark on Kay’s right thigh. It’s on the outside of her thigh, above her thigh’s midpoint.
NEW 33. Two short whip marks. They’re on the outside of her right thigh. They’re some distance below ( 32. ). They’re separated from each other by about an inch and a half.
NEW 34. Two long whip marks. They’re on the back of Kay’s right thigh. They run across her upper thigh.
NEW 35. A short whip mark. It’s on the back of Kay’s right thigh. It’s at mid-thigh.
NEW 36. A long whip mark. It’s on the back of Kay’s right thigh, at its mid-point. It runs horizontally, to the outer curve of her thigh.
37. A light cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are to the left of the center point of her cheek.
38. A light cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are on the undercurve of her cheek, near her pussy.
39. Vague white lines, resembling slight ridges, on her left bottom cheek. These are visible in the last frames of “Wet Dreams”. The lowest white ridge slashes downward across the midpoint of her left bottom cheek. Three other lines can be ( vaguely ) discerned above it.
[ In Apple’s “Photos” app, these marks disappear. They may be an artifact of the photographic process. That is, they may not have existed on Kay. ]
The whip mostly struck Kay from her left side. A whip’s cord will leave a mark, however temporary. The tip of the whip strikes hardest. That’s because it’s the part of the whip that flies at the fastest speed.
The whip’s tip bit into Kay’s right bottom cheek. There, it caused blood to well in the abrasive wounds that it made on her right bottom cheek.
The marks of the whip’s tip, on various parts of Kay’s body, indicate the following: The whip that struck her probably had a knotted tip.
NEW 40. Two short whip marks. They’re on the back of Kay’s left thigh. They’re at the top of her thigh, near its center.
NEW 41. A whip mark of moderate length. It’s on the back of Kay’s left thigh, where her bottom’s cheek meets her thigh. In this location, it starts near the midpoint of her thigh. Then, it wraps along her thigh toward her pussy.
42. A slash mark on the back of her left thigh. It’s on the upper part of her thigh.
UPDATE: This is actually two slash marks. They’re very close to each other.
43. A slash mark on the back of her left thigh. This is about an inch and a half below the other slash mark on her left thigh. ( This mark looks like it did not bleed. )
44. A small bruise on the back of her right thigh. This is at mid-thigh. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, its location can be pinpointed to a bit below her thigh’s midpoint. )
45. A small bruise on the front of her left shin. This is at the midpoint of her shin.
Where the camera is focused affects one’s ability to see Kay’s whip marks. Some whip marks won’t show when they’re not in focus. Lighting is also a factor. Some whip marks that show in one shot won’t be visible, when not well lit, in another shot.
“Wet Dreams” was filmed in 2016. Its resolution isn’t as high as that of a modern video. Had “Wet Dreams” been filmed at a higher resolution, more whip marks would be apparent on Kay.
THINK Quick!
Alex Lynn filmed “Wet Dreams”. One has to wonder about the potential embarrassment for Kay, when she was found to have whip marks on herself. Especially on her most important parts!
I’m glad that Lynn went ahead with the filming. However, he should have done more than that. Besides giving us “Wet Dreams”, he should have made a thorough catalogue, on video, of Kay’s whip marks and bruises.
I should not have to scrutinize “Wet Dreams” to locate Kay’s marks. They’re interesting. They deserve a film of their own. After all, Kay arrived with the marks on her. No one told her to get beaten and whipped.
The same is true with regard to the 1976 movie “Alice, Sweet Alice”. It was directed by Alfred Sole. The movie “stars” Brooke Shields. That’s what we’re told, whenever it airs.
In fact, 10-year-old Brooke has a miniscule role in “Alice, Sweet Alice.” The film’s actual star is Paula E. Sheppard. Superficially, Sheppard looks like Brooke’s twin sister.
In fact, Sheppard is ugly. Brooke is soon gone from the film. The camera then tortures us with long, lingering scenes featuring Sheppard. This goes on for the entire movie!
Sole should have jumped on this problem. He should have switched Brooke into the leading role, and given Sheppard the miniscule role. I googled Sheppard. As best I can tell, her career as an actress never went anywhere.
Brooke, meanwhile, went on to star in “Pretty Baby”. It’s based on prostitution in 20th century New Orleans. Brooke, actually age 11, is a 12 year old prostitute.
Brooke became a global star in “Pretty Baby”. This blog exists, in part, due to the fact that I was smitten by Brooke. ( Originally, in “The Prince of Central Park”, and then in “Pretty Baby”. )
I saw “Alice, Sweet Alice” after “Pretty Baby”. I saw it in a large commercial movie theater. “Alice, Sweet Alice” had been gone from theaters for two years. However, the success of “Pretty Baby” put “Alice, Sweet Alice” back into theaters.
( Wouldn’t you have loved to be in the audience for the re-released “Alice, Sweet Alice?” Thank how many “child molesters” must have been present! You might even have gotten to sit next to Jeffrey Epstein! ) ( Or next to me. )
HELP with iMovie
iMove is an Apple app. You can import a video into this app. ( Press the big plus ( + ) sign. ) A number of videos will appear. Recently, the list of videos was “stuck”. I was unable to scroll down in the list.
To get the list “unstuck”, I tapped on “Create Movie”. It’s in light blue, at the bottom of my iPad’s screen. It’s in the middle of the screen.
( The above are not step by step instructions. Since “Photos” now does a superb job of playing videos, I’ll be avoiding iMovie as much as I can. )
ARCANA
1. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
2. Source for Kay J “unexpectedly” getting pregnant: pregnantkay ( dot ) com.
3. Source for Kay’s son, and his name: pbp-ma.playboy.com. ( Known as “Playboy Plus”. )
This information is at the following photo gallery, and video: “Kay J in First Impression”.
Partial information is at the photo gallery, and video: “Kay J in Sweet Subtleties”.
4. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
5. The freeones ( dot ) com version of “Wet Dreams” is called "Young Kay Jay enjoys posing naked in her Bedroom".
The freeones ( dot ) com version of “Dreaming” is called “Kay Jay gives Upskirt View before getting naked”.
6. The actual title of “Thank you, Striker. I deserve it.” is in a previous issue of ARSE.
( I’d go looking for it, but it would take me too long. Check the articles that I wrote about Kay J being whipped. )
7. “Using a thin leather whip … is guaranteed to sting and probably draw blood.”
Source: Naughty Tricks and Sexy Tips: a couple’s guide to uninhibited erotic pleasure. By Dr. Pam Spurr. [ Yeah, that’s a real name. For sure. ] Page 134. Ulysses Press. Berkeley, California. United States of America. Copyright 2004. www ( dot ) ulyssespress ( dot ) com.
Dr. Spurr calls the use of a whip “hard-core”. Hence, even when she looked totally innocent, at age 20, Kay J was a hard-core hottie!
8. Using “Google” as a verb, I deliberately left it uncapitalized. That’s what you get, Google, when you terminate Andrew Roller’s You Tube account!
9. “The Prince of Central Park” was released in 1976. It was a T.V. movie. A remake, released in 2000, dominates the Google search results.
Which raises a question. Hollywood loves doing remakes. Why not remake “Pretty Baby”?
“Pretty Baby” was a successful film. It was made 43 years ago. That’s a long time ago! Think how old-fashioned our society must have been then. The new “Pretty Baby” could improve on the America of a half-century ago.
Today’s “Pretty Baby” could have more sex. And, why film in a whorehouse that offers women and girls? I read Lawrence Durrell’s book, “Justine”. In it, he describes a bordello that features just girls as tarts. Imagine a whorehouse whose prostitutes are all like 11-year-old Brooke!
The remade “Pretty Baby” would definitely become a franchise. The life of every young strumpet would need to be detailed. That would necessitate multiple movies.
Think of all the sex acts that we’d need to film, in such a franchise! We’d need the following:
“Pretty Baby 1: The Deflowering”.
“Pretty Baby 2: First Fuck”. ( About another girl. )
“Pretty Baby 3: Lost Cherry”. ( About a tart with her second client. ).
“Pretty Baby 4: Threesome”.
“Pretty Baby 5: Orgy”.
“Pretty Baby 6: Sodomized”.
“Pretty Baby 7: Under the Lash”.
That’s a big cumload of movies! Hollywood: call me! ( Especially since I’m ( ahem! ) hard up for a girlfriend. ) I’ll work for free!
“Pretty Baby 100: The Multiverse”.
AND IN THE END…
“FREE SPEECH” in America
“Most versions [ of ‘Pretty Baby’ ] available today on DVD are edited by a few minutes. Additionally, some frames, specifically some shots of young Ms. Shields, have been blow[n] up to avoid showing her nude.”
- John Greco.
Source: E.J. Bellocq, Storyville and Pretty Baby, by John Greco. https://twentyfourframes.wordpress.com/2013/11/02/e-j-bellocq-storyville-and-pretty-baby/
Some years ago, I bought a DVD of the following movie: “The Professional”, starring 11-year-old Natalie Portman. ( Not Porthole! )
This was the original version of “The Professional”, released to theaters.
In one scene, Portman is wearing a shirt, but not a bra. She dashes toward the camera. You can see her young breasts bouncing.
On the DVD, the front of Portman’s torso was suddenly blackened. This blotted out the view of her entire torso, including her breasts.
What irked me most was that there was no mention, anywhere on the DVD, on either its box or in the film, that “The Professional” had been altered. There was simply a notice that the film had been altered to fit on a ( now old-fashioned ) T.V.
FURTHER READING
Article: Brooke Shields says child prostitute film Pretty Baby “wouldn’t be made now” and “that’s a tremendous loss”. By Ellie Harrison. Article Date: December 11, 2021. Source: https://sports.yahoo.com/brooke-shields-says-child-prostitute-122617226.html
A quote from the article, by Brooke Shields: “Maybe the movies I did wouldn’t be made now because of … censorship, and that’s a tremendous loss. Pretty Baby is one of the most beautiful movies I’ve ever been in and I will defend it for ever.
“I wrote my thesis on it and I’m proud of it.”
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This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 134
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 134, version 6.0
Date Written: December 31, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Happy Nude Year! Especially if you’re a girl who’s 11 years old!
This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 134
Editorial Thunder presents...
Super Duper Porn!
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Plus: Kay J’s whipped ass.
And: 11-year-old prostitutes.
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SUPER Duper PORN!
Apple’s “Photos” app greatly improves your porn experience.
by Andrew Roller
In Apple’s “Photos” app, you probably have some videos. Have you played any of them lately? The white arrow is gone! I’m speaking of the white arrow that appears in the center of your iPad’s screen. It appears whenever you stop a video.
Now, it’s gone.
This has monumental masturbatory implications! ( As the president said, in his State of the Union address. )
If you play a downloaded video, from a web site, the white arrow is present. Even now.
As a result, whenever I downloaded a video, I didn’t watch it “as is”. If I liked it, I put it into an app. I put it into the Apple app called “iMovie”. iMovie does not display a stupid white arrow whenever I stop the video.
Unfortunately, there are two problems with iMovie:
1. The size of the viewing area is small.
2. In iPadOS 15, iMovie works poorly. If you try to watch a video frame by frame, the video “sticks”. When the video “unsticks”, it jumps forward. iMovie no longer provides a smooth viewing experience.
I never tire of watching nude model Kay J in the video “Wet Dreams”. It’s a video that I downloaded from the metartnetwork ( dot ) com.
Now, you can free yourself from iMovie. You can watch “Wet Dreams”, or your favorite video, in Photos! You can watch it frame by frame. It will fill your screen!
With any downloaded video, do the following:
1. Boot up your Photos app.
2. Leave your Photos app.
3. Get ready to play the downloaded video.
4. Open your iPad’s “Control Center”.
5. Start recording in your iPad’s “Control Center”.
6. Play your downloaded video.
Recently, I was talking to my barber. He has old VHS tapes. He is “converting” them to CDs. ( Compact Disks )
“You have to play the whole VHS, to feed it onto the CD,” my barber complained.
The same is true of your downloaded video. To feed it into your Photos app, you’re going to have to play the whole goddamn thing.
Do so.
You now have a video in your Photos app. It’s a copy of the video that you downloaded.
7. Play your video in Photos. By this, I mean: get it going.
8. Now, stop the video.
9. Look to the bottom of your iPad’s screen. You’ll see a horizontal bar there. It consists of tiny photos.
10. In the center of this horizontal bar is a thin white line. Tap it, or slightly to the right of it. Watch the horizontal bar as you do so.
11. Your video ( as seen in the horizontal bar ) will expand! Put your finger anywhere in the area that represents your video. Do this in the horizontal bar. You can now move the video back and forth. You can do so in a frame-by-frame manner.
Hence, Apple’s Photos app has replaced iMovie. Here’s how:
1. You can watch your video frame-by-frame.
2. You have a large viewing area!
3. Your video won’t “stick”.
4. An ancient problem with iMovie, since fixed, was that the “filmstrip” would snap back to its beginning. This never happens in Photos.
But wait! Photos is even better! Here’s how:
1. Double tap on the middle of your iPad’s screen. Wow! The image doubles in size! If you were looking into Kay J’s asshole, now you’re REALLY looking into her asshole!
2. Put two of your fingers against your iPad’s screen. Spread ‘em! Wow! The video increases in size! Now you’re REALLY REALLY looking into Kay J’s asshole!
My ability to study “Wet Dreams” has been transformed. I can now clearly see where her skin is unblemished, and where it has been marked by a whip. As a result, I’ve discovered new whip marks on Kay J!
If you put “Wet Dreams” into your Photos app, you should be able to do a thorough analysis of Kay J’s whip marks.
My instructions ( above ) resemble a step by step guide. However, I did not actually do each step of the process as I wrote these instructions. ( I didn’t want to record a downloaded video to write these instructions, since I would have had to wait for the video to play through. )
MARRIED Kay J
Kay J is a nude model who lives in Kiev, Ukraine. She is currently 25 years old.
Kay is probably married. When did she get married? My answer follows:
Kay “unexpectedly” got pregnant late in the 20th year of her life. ( Probably, during the New Year’s and Christmas festivities that occur in Ukraine in January. )
Kay likely found out that she was pregnant some weeks after she conceived. She probably found out she was pregnant in early spring of 2017.
Hence, Kay got married in the spring of 2017. Probably, her parents, and those of her baby’s father, pressured her, and the baby’s father, to wed. Her son is named Mark.
Note that spring is regarded as an especially romantic time to wed. ( Given Nature’s new fecundity in the season. )
( By which one can see that the fundamental purpose of marriage is fertility: the production of offspring. )
( So how did America’s founders include gay marriage - marriage for the purpose of sodomy - in the Constitution? )
WHIPPED Kay J
At the metartnetwork ( dot ) com, there’s a video titled, “Wet Dreams”. The point of this video is to display Kay’s nude, seemingly innocent body. Except: She’s got whip marks on her body. Nearly all of her visible whip marks, when inflicted, bled. A number of her whip marks are on her bottom.
In “Wet Dreams”, take a look at the right cheek of Kay’s bottom. Look at the inner curve of this cheek, near her anus. You’ll see two long whip marks there. The marks are very close together.
Now go to the end of “Wet Dreams”. Kay is lying flat. Look how deeply within the cleft of her bottom those two whip marks are! A whip could not have struck so deeply within her bottom, unless Kay was sticking it out!
We know for certain that Kay was whipped at least twice on the inner curve of her bottom. What does that mean? It means that, after the whip struck her there once, she stuck out her bottom again! Even after it had been struck! Even after the whip had made her bottom bleed!
In fact, many strokes of a whip must be delivered, before a bottom will bleed. In an earlier issue, I mentioned a video that I found on xvideos ( dot ) com. The signature line in the video is, “Thank you, Striker. I deserve it.”
In “Thank you, Striker. I deserve it.”, the girl’s bottom is whipped many times before the whip begins to draw blood. What causes the whip to draw blood? It isn’t the fact that it has struck the girl’s bottom. It’s the fact that it has struck the same area of her bottom multiple times. Only then does her bottom begin to bleed.
Now look at the numerous points on the right cheek of Kay’s bottom where she bled. Besides the two long lines, you’ll see numerous little dots. I know Kay’s bottom well. None of those little dots are moles. Kay has a perfect ass. Hence, she was struck so many times with the whip that she wound up bleeding, and bleeding in multiple places.
The amazing thing is, Kay kept sticking her bottom out for the whip! Now we know why, on her Only Fans web site, she says:
“Well, hello😈 Today, according to the plan, we have dominance, we will play with you a game where I will beat you hard🤫”.
Kay posted the above on October 2, 2020. In four photos of herself that accompany her post, she’s in a bondage dungeon. Kay is the one who is the bondage submissive. Hence, when Kay says, “I will beat you hard”, she’s envisioning someone saying that to her. “Wet Dreams” shows that Kay was, indeed, a bloodily beaten bondage submissive. A submissive who kept sticking her bottom out for more!
KAY J’s Updated WHIP Marks
Here is an updated list of the whip marks on Kay J in “Wet Dreams”. The word “NEW” denotes my newest discoveries.
A video called “Dreaming” was filmed a day after “Wet Dreams”. Some of Kay’s marks in “Wet Dreams” have faded, or vanished, by the time that “Dreaming” was filmed.
In “Wet Dreams”, we’re seeing Kay some time after she was whipped. For us to see a mark on her at such a late date, Kay must have bled in that spot.
Lord knows what Kay looked like right after she was whipped, or what emotional state she was reduced to.
Heaven knows how often Kay submitted to such erotic agonies.
Or how young she was, when she first submitted!
KAY’s Whip MARKS
A summary of the NEW material is the following: Kay was hit by the whip on the back of her right thigh. She was hit there multiple times.
1. Two whip marks on the inner curve of her right bosom, near her nipple.
2. One whip mark on the lower curve of her right bosom, just above her ribs.
3. A red mark on the front of her rib cage. The mark is on the lower-right section of her rib cage. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, it’s clearly one, or more, marks from a whip. )
4. A significant slash mark, and at least three light slash marks, on the right side of her torso. These are a bit below her armpit. They are in line with the upper curve of her breast. ( These marks show that, when Kay was struck here, her right arm was raised, and probably bound. Otherwise, her arm would have protected this part of her body. )
5. Three slash marks on the right side of her torso. These are on her ribs. They’re where the outer curve of her bosom meets her torso. The marks form a pattern that resembles a “V” stabbing into a vertical line. The “vertical” line is actually slanted.
6. A significant slash mark on the right side of her torso. This is on her ribs. It’s in line with the place where the undercurve of her her bosom meets her torso.
7. Four slash marks on the right side of her torso. These vary from significant to deep. These are on her ribs. They’re near the underside of her bosom.
8. A red mark on her left shoulder blade. This is revealed in the final moments of “Wet Dreams”.
9. A mark that resembles a small scab ( as do many of her marks ). This is a half inch above the red mark on her left shoulder blade. This is not one of the several small moles on her back. This is revealed in the final moments of “Wet Dreams”.
10. Four deep horizontal slash marks on her right hip. Two deep vertical slash marks on her right hip. There appears to be a mild infection here, amid the marks.
11. A small angled slash mark on her right hip.
12. A light cluster of whip marks on her right hip, just below the level of her bottom.
13. A light bruise on her right hip. This is close to ( 12. ), but nearer to her bottom.
14. A light bruise on her right hip. It’s a little below ( 13. ).
NEW 15. Two short slash marks. They’re on her right hip. They’re near the front of her hip. If you drew a line to them from the point where Kay’s bottom cheek meets her thigh, the marks would flank it.
16. A red mark on her left hip. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, it’s clearly a bruise. )
17. Four clusters of whip marks on her back, slightly above her bottom.
18. A whip mark at the uppermost part of her bottom’s cleft.
19. A cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are on the uppermost part of her bottom cheek, near its outer curve.
20. Light red whip marks on the uppermost part of her left bottom cheek. These, in at least two separate clusters, are above the center of her bottom cheek.
21. A cluster of whip marks on the apex of her left bottom cheek. That is, at its center.
22. A cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her left bottom cheek. These are near the underside of her bottom cheek.
23. A cluster of whip marks on the undercurve of her left bottom cheek. These are near the place where her bottom curves in to her pussy.
24. At least two whip marks near the center point of her right bottom cheek. This mark is a bit above the center point.
25. A slash mark on the inner curve of her right bottom cheek, near her anus.
26. A whip mark above the slash mark on her bottom.
27. A ( light ) whip mark below the slash mark on her bottom.
28. A nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek.
29. A diagonal slash mark. It’s just to the left of the nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek. The diagonal slash mark angles up and to the left, toward her bottom’s cleft.
30. A diagonal slash mark. It’s a bit below the nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek. The diagonal slash mark angles up and to the right, toward the nasty cluster of whip marks.
31. Two whip marks on the uppermost part of her right thigh. These are visible from the back of her thigh. The marks are near her thigh’s outer flank, where it merges into her hip.
NEW 32. A long slash mark on Kay’s right thigh. It’s on the outside of her thigh, above her thigh’s midpoint.
NEW 33. Two short whip marks. They’re on the outside of her right thigh. They’re some distance below ( 32. ). They’re separated from each other by about an inch and a half.
NEW 34. Two long whip marks. They’re on the back of Kay’s right thigh. They run across her upper thigh.
NEW 35. A short whip mark. It’s on the back of Kay’s right thigh. It’s at mid-thigh.
NEW 36. A long whip mark. It’s on the back of Kay’s right thigh, at its mid-point. It runs horizontally, to the outer curve of her thigh.
37. A light cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are to the left of the center point of her cheek.
38. A light cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are on the undercurve of her cheek, near her pussy.
39. Vague white lines, resembling slight ridges, on her left bottom cheek. These are visible in the last frames of “Wet Dreams”. The lowest white ridge slashes downward across the midpoint of her left bottom cheek. Three other lines can be ( vaguely ) discerned above it.
[ In Apple’s “Photos” app, these marks disappear. They may be an artifact of the photographic process. That is, they may not have existed on Kay. ]
The whip mostly struck Kay from her left side. A whip’s cord will leave a mark, however temporary. The tip of the whip strikes hardest. That’s because it’s the part of the whip that flies at the fastest speed.
The whip’s tip bit into Kay’s right bottom cheek. There, it caused blood to well in the abrasive wounds that it made on her right bottom cheek.
The marks of the whip’s tip, on various parts of Kay’s body, indicate the following: The whip that struck her probably had a knotted tip.
NEW 40. Two short whip marks. They’re on the back of Kay’s left thigh. They’re at the top of her thigh, near its center.
NEW 41. A whip mark of moderate length. It’s on the back of Kay’s left thigh, where her bottom’s cheek meets her thigh. In this location, it starts near the midpoint of her thigh. Then, it wraps along her thigh toward her pussy.
42. A slash mark on the back of her left thigh. It’s on the upper part of her thigh.
UPDATE: This is actually two slash marks. They’re very close to each other.
43. A slash mark on the back of her left thigh. This is about an inch and a half below the other slash mark on her left thigh. ( This mark looks like it did not bleed. )
44. A small bruise on the back of her right thigh. This is at mid-thigh. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, its location can be pinpointed to a bit below her thigh’s midpoint. )
45. A small bruise on the front of her left shin. This is at the midpoint of her shin.
Where the camera is focused affects one’s ability to see Kay’s whip marks. Some whip marks won’t show when they’re not in focus. Lighting is also a factor. Some whip marks that show in one shot won’t be visible, when not well lit, in another shot.
“Wet Dreams” was filmed in 2016. Its resolution isn’t as high as that of a modern video. Had “Wet Dreams” been filmed at a higher resolution, more whip marks would be apparent on Kay.
THINK Quick!
Alex Lynn filmed “Wet Dreams”. One has to wonder about the potential embarrassment for Kay, when she was found to have whip marks on herself. Especially on her most important parts!
I’m glad that Lynn went ahead with the filming. However, he should have done more than that. Besides giving us “Wet Dreams”, he should have made a thorough catalogue, on video, of Kay’s whip marks and bruises.
I should not have to scrutinize “Wet Dreams” to locate Kay’s marks. They’re interesting. They deserve a film of their own. After all, Kay arrived with the marks on her. No one told her to get beaten and whipped.
The same is true with regard to the 1976 movie “Alice, Sweet Alice”. It was directed by Alfred Sole. The movie “stars” Brooke Shields. That’s what we’re told, whenever it airs.
In fact, 10-year-old Brooke has a miniscule role in “Alice, Sweet Alice.” The film’s actual star is Paula E. Sheppard. Superficially, Sheppard looks like Brooke’s twin sister.
In fact, Sheppard is ugly. Brooke is soon gone from the film. The camera then tortures us with long, lingering scenes featuring Sheppard. This goes on for the entire movie!
Sole should have jumped on this problem. He should have switched Brooke into the leading role, and given Sheppard the miniscule role. I googled Sheppard. As best I can tell, her career as an actress never went anywhere.
Brooke, meanwhile, went on to star in “Pretty Baby”. It’s based on prostitution in 20th century New Orleans. Brooke, actually age 11, is a 12 year old prostitute.
Brooke became a global star in “Pretty Baby”. This blog exists, in part, due to the fact that I was smitten by Brooke. ( Originally, in “The Prince of Central Park”, and then in “Pretty Baby”. )
I saw “Alice, Sweet Alice” after “Pretty Baby”. I saw it in a large commercial movie theater. “Alice, Sweet Alice” had been gone from theaters for two years. However, the success of “Pretty Baby” put “Alice, Sweet Alice” back into theaters.
( Wouldn’t you have loved to be in the audience for the re-released “Alice, Sweet Alice?” Thank how many “child molesters” must have been present! You might even have gotten to sit next to Jeffrey Epstein! ) ( Or next to me. )
HELP with iMovie
iMove is an Apple app. You can import a video into this app. ( Press the big plus ( + ) sign. ) A number of videos will appear. Recently, the list of videos was “stuck”. I was unable to scroll down in the list.
To get the list “unstuck”, I tapped on “Create Movie”. It’s in light blue, at the bottom of my iPad’s screen. It’s in the middle of the screen.
( The above are not step by step instructions. Since “Photos” now does a superb job of playing videos, I’ll be avoiding iMovie as much as I can. )
ARCANA
1. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
2. Source for Kay J “unexpectedly” getting pregnant: pregnantkay ( dot ) com.
3. Source for Kay’s son, and his name: pbp-ma.playboy.com. ( Known as “Playboy Plus”. )
This information is at the following photo gallery, and video: “Kay J in First Impression”.
Partial information is at the photo gallery, and video: “Kay J in Sweet Subtleties”.
4. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
5. The freeones ( dot ) com version of “Wet Dreams” is called "Young Kay Jay enjoys posing naked in her Bedroom".
The freeones ( dot ) com version of “Dreaming” is called “Kay Jay gives Upskirt View before getting naked”.
6. The actual title of “Thank you, Striker. I deserve it.” is in a previous issue of ARSE.
( I’d go looking for it, but it would take me too long. Check the articles that I wrote about Kay J being whipped. )
7. “Using a thin leather whip … is guaranteed to sting and probably draw blood.”
Source: Naughty Tricks and Sexy Tips: a couple’s guide to uninhibited erotic pleasure. By Dr. Pam Spurr. [ Yeah, that’s a real name. For sure. ] Page 134. Ulysses Press. Berkeley, California. United States of America. Copyright 2004. www ( dot ) ulyssespress ( dot ) com.
Dr. Spurr calls the use of a whip “hard-core”. Hence, even when she looked totally innocent, at age 20, Kay J was a hard-core hottie!
8. Using “Google” as a verb, I deliberately left it uncapitalized. That’s what you get, Google, when you terminate Andrew Roller’s You Tube account!
9. “The Prince of Central Park” was released in 1976. It was a T.V. movie. A remake, released in 2000, dominates the Google search results.
Which raises a question. Hollywood loves doing remakes. Why not remake “Pretty Baby”?
“Pretty Baby” was a successful film. It was made 43 years ago. That’s a long time ago! Think how old-fashioned our society must have been then. The new “Pretty Baby” could improve on the America of a half-century ago.
Today’s “Pretty Baby” could have more sex. And, why film in a whorehouse that offers women and girls? I read Lawrence Durrell’s book, “Justine”. In it, he describes a bordello that features just girls as tarts. Imagine a whorehouse whose prostitutes are all like 11-year-old Brooke!
The remade “Pretty Baby” would definitely become a franchise. The life of every young strumpet would need to be detailed. That would necessitate multiple movies.
Think of all the sex acts that we’d need to film, in such a franchise! We’d need the following:
“Pretty Baby 1: The Deflowering”.
“Pretty Baby 2: First Fuck”. ( About another girl. )
“Pretty Baby 3: Lost Cherry”. ( About a tart with her second client. ).
“Pretty Baby 4: Threesome”.
“Pretty Baby 5: Orgy”.
“Pretty Baby 6: Sodomized”.
“Pretty Baby 7: Under the Lash”.
That’s a big cumload of movies! Hollywood: call me! ( Especially since I’m ( ahem! ) hard up for a girlfriend. ) I’ll work for free!
“Pretty Baby 100: The Multiverse”.
AND IN THE END…
“FREE SPEECH” in America
“Most versions [ of ‘Pretty Baby’ ] available today on DVD are edited by a few minutes. Additionally, some frames, specifically some shots of young Ms. Shields, have been blow[n] up to avoid showing her nude.”
- John Greco.
Source: E.J. Bellocq, Storyville and Pretty Baby, by John Greco. https://twentyfourframes.wordpress.com/2013/11/02/e-j-bellocq-storyville-and-pretty-baby/
Some years ago, I bought a DVD of the following movie: “The Professional”, starring 11-year-old Natalie Portman. ( Not Porthole! )
This was the original version of “The Professional”, released to theaters.
In one scene, Portman is wearing a shirt, but not a bra. She dashes toward the camera. You can see her young breasts bouncing.
On the DVD, the front of Portman’s torso was suddenly blackened. This blotted out the view of her entire torso, including her breasts.
What irked me most was that there was no mention, anywhere on the DVD, on either its box or in the film, that “The Professional” had been altered. There was simply a notice that the film had been altered to fit on a ( now old-fashioned ) T.V.
FURTHER READING
Article: Brooke Shields says child prostitute film Pretty Baby “wouldn’t be made now” and “that’s a tremendous loss”. By Ellie Harrison. Article Date: December 11, 2021. Source: https://sports.yahoo.com/brooke-shields-says-child-prostitute-122617226.html
A quote from the article, by Brooke Shields: “Maybe the movies I did wouldn’t be made now because of … censorship, and that’s a tremendous loss. Pretty Baby is one of the most beautiful movies I’ve ever been in and I will defend it for ever.
“I wrote my thesis on it and I’m proud of it.”
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 134
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 134, version 6.0
Date Written: December 31, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Happy Nude Year! Especially if you’re a girl who’s 11 years old!
This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Anatomy of a Mistake
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40,500 views this year!
28,100 viewers this year!
ET 133
Editorial Thunder presents...
Anatomy of a Mistake
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Plus: Arroyo on censorship.
And: Tucker on sexuality.
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ANATOMY of a MISTAKE
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model who lives in Kiev, Ukraine. She is currently 25 years old. On March 11, 2021, Kay got a large tattoo on her upper back. It’s in the middle of her back. It’s her first tattoo.
Kay hasn’t revealed the date that she got tattooed. I determined it after extensive research at her Only Fans web site. I’ve also decided that the reason Kay got tattooed was to celebrate her birthday.
However, Kay’s birthday isn’t on March 11. The web site freeones ( dot ) com lists her birthday as being March 21. This date is given by all other internet sources that I’ve found.
Except one: Kay’s Only Fans web site. There, she wrote of March 24:
“today I celebrate my birthday) ❤️🎈🎊🎉🛍I have an anniversary) if you want to congratulate me here ❤️Welcome dear ❤️ I will be pleased”.
As Dire Straits sang,
“Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong”.
For the purpose of this article, either birthday date will do.
My question is this: If Kay’s birthday is in late March, why did she get tattooed on March 11?
The answer is at this web site: sandiegotattooshop ( dot ) com. ( San Diego Tattoo Shop ).
On their page labelled “Tattoo Aftercare”, the following is written:
“You should expect your new tattoo to be red, irritated, swollen, and possibly bruised. … Usually, you can anticipate 1 to 3 days for red or irritated skin to subside. If swelling or bruising occurs, this could last for up to a week. …
“Scabbing is a result of the body’s healing process. … Let the scab fall off naturally. …
“The healing process [ lasts ] 3 to 10 days. You can expect the skin to start to flake and peel. It is imperative that you do not pick or scratch at the area. … A light slap, preferably over clothed skin, will give you relief when itching occurs.” ( Slightly edited. )
Elsewhere, I’ve read that a new tattoo “itches like a motherfucker”.
Imagine suffering like that on your birthday!
Hence, Kay got tattooed 10 or so days prior to her birthday.
Why she needed a giant eyeball, playing card, and plant on her back for her birthday is unknown. She’ll now get to celebrate every birthday she ever has with the eye staring out of her back.
Previously, I reported that Kay is probably married. She’s been married for half a decade. This raises a new question: when, exactly, did Kay get married?
Kay began posing nude, as a professional model, at age 20. She could have begun posing nude at age 18. ( Or earlier, if the photos of her weren’t deemed to be “porn”. )
Why did Kay wait until age 20 to begin posing nude? Here’s a possible answer: Kay got married at age 18! In that case, she’s a married woman in all of her nude photos. When she’s done posing, she goes home to her husband. Kay didn’t get pregnant until late in her 20th year. Yet she might have been a wife.
Elsewhere, I’ve mentioned that Kay bears whip marks in some of her ( otherwise prosaic ) videos. Who whipped Kay? Her husband may have.
1. “In ancient Russia, on the marriage of a daughter, the father struck her [ the daughter ] gently with a whip, and then presented the whip to the bridegroom as a sign that her beatings were now to come from a rejuvenated hand.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 907. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935. ( Amazon Kindle. )
( During much of my lifetime, Ukraine was part of Russia. )
2. “I saw the land of the Slavs, and while I was among them, I noticed their wooden bathhouses. They warm them to extreme heat, then undress, and after anointing themselves with an acid liquid, they take young branches and lash their bodies. They actually lash themselves so violently that they barely escape alive.”
- Serhii Plokhy.
( Plokhy is quoting “the Kyivan chronicler”, who is quoting Saint Andrew. Saint Andrew is “the apostle who allegedly brought Christianity to Kyiv.” )
( Kyiv is the Ukrainian Spelling for Kiev. )
Source: The Gates of Europe: A History of Ukraine. By Serhii Plokhy. Page 50. Revised Edition. Basic Books. New York, New York, United States of America. Copyright 2015, 2021. ( Amazon Kindle. )
3. I have mentioned, elsewhere, the impact of the “50 Shades of Grey” franchise.
I’ve envisioned all manner of fantasies for Kay. However, her life may have been far more prosaic during her nude modeling career. She may simply have been a wife who took up nude modeling. Kay may have done so to pay household bills. She’s quite talented at weaving carnal visions with her naked body!
The same Wizard of Oz illusion may be true with regard to her tattooing. I imagined a “tattoo party”, akin to an orgy, in which all the participants agreed to be inked. I now doubt that this happened. Instead, I think Kay and her husband agreed that they’d both be tattooed. She got tattooed, and so did he. It was a marital event. It occurred in a tattoo parlor. ( Amid its wealth of quasi-kink garishness. )
There’s another theory. Kay’s husband may be someone who likes getting tattoos. He persuaded Kay to get one for her birthday.
Elsewhere, I blamed Kay’s girlfriends for getting her tattooed. I now think that her husband was her prime influencer. Why he needs to see an eyeball on her back for the rest of her life is beyond me.
I continue to be enraged by Kay’s tattoo. Yet, however much I hate it, the thing has kept me intensely interested in her.
Like Dana Taranova ( Danatar ), Kay is endlessly creative. You’d think a bunch of selfies shot in her apartment would get boring. That, in the main, is what her Only Fans web site consists of. However, Kay’s content is always fresh and varied. She now has a huge amount of content at her Only Fans site. She looks great. In the past, she’s been too fat, and too skinny. However, in her Only Fans content, she looks superb.
AND IN THE END…
GREAT News for PROPONENTS of PEDOPHILIA!
1. “Thinking freely, and daring to express ideas, especially unpopular ones, should not get people cancelled. No words should be unforgivable. In fact, it’s the nature of art to contradict the status quo and get us to think differently.”
- Raymond Arroyo.
Source: Raymond Arroyo. The Ingraham Angle. The Fox News Channel at foxnews ( dot ) com. December 23, 2021.
2. “Choices about how to express human sexuality raise deeply personal issues over which thoughtful people often disagree.”
- Tucker Carlson.
Source: The Long Slide: Thirty Years in American Journalism. By Tucker Carlson. Page 159. Threshold Editions. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York, United States of America. Copyright 2021. ( Amazon Kindle. )
ARCANA
1. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
2. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
3. Dire Straits lyrics: from their song, “Industrial Disease”.
4. San Diego Tattoo Shop. Tattoo Aftercare: “A tattoo causes trauma to your body. Depending on the placement, the size, and an individual’s hygiene, and daily activities, healing is different for everyone. Because a tattoo is an open wound they are susceptible to infections. It is best to follow the aftercare instructions … to lower your risk of problems during the healing process.” ( Slightly edited. )
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 133
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 133, version 1.0
Date Written: December 29, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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40,500 views this year!
28,100 viewers this year!
ET 133
Editorial Thunder presents...
Anatomy of a Mistake
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Plus: Arroyo on censorship.
And: Tucker on sexuality.
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ANATOMY of a MISTAKE
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model who lives in Kiev, Ukraine. She is currently 25 years old. On March 11, 2021, Kay got a large tattoo on her upper back. It’s in the middle of her back. It’s her first tattoo.
Kay hasn’t revealed the date that she got tattooed. I determined it after extensive research at her Only Fans web site. I’ve also decided that the reason Kay got tattooed was to celebrate her birthday.
However, Kay’s birthday isn’t on March 11. The web site freeones ( dot ) com lists her birthday as being March 21. This date is given by all other internet sources that I’ve found.
Except one: Kay’s Only Fans web site. There, she wrote of March 24:
“today I celebrate my birthday) ❤️🎈🎊🎉🛍I have an anniversary) if you want to congratulate me here ❤️Welcome dear ❤️ I will be pleased”.
As Dire Straits sang,
“Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong”.
For the purpose of this article, either birthday date will do.
My question is this: If Kay’s birthday is in late March, why did she get tattooed on March 11?
The answer is at this web site: sandiegotattooshop ( dot ) com. ( San Diego Tattoo Shop ).
On their page labelled “Tattoo Aftercare”, the following is written:
“You should expect your new tattoo to be red, irritated, swollen, and possibly bruised. … Usually, you can anticipate 1 to 3 days for red or irritated skin to subside. If swelling or bruising occurs, this could last for up to a week. …
“Scabbing is a result of the body’s healing process. … Let the scab fall off naturally. …
“The healing process [ lasts ] 3 to 10 days. You can expect the skin to start to flake and peel. It is imperative that you do not pick or scratch at the area. … A light slap, preferably over clothed skin, will give you relief when itching occurs.” ( Slightly edited. )
Elsewhere, I’ve read that a new tattoo “itches like a motherfucker”.
Imagine suffering like that on your birthday!
Hence, Kay got tattooed 10 or so days prior to her birthday.
Why she needed a giant eyeball, playing card, and plant on her back for her birthday is unknown. She’ll now get to celebrate every birthday she ever has with the eye staring out of her back.
Previously, I reported that Kay is probably married. She’s been married for half a decade. This raises a new question: when, exactly, did Kay get married?
Kay began posing nude, as a professional model, at age 20. She could have begun posing nude at age 18. ( Or earlier, if the photos of her weren’t deemed to be “porn”. )
Why did Kay wait until age 20 to begin posing nude? Here’s a possible answer: Kay got married at age 18! In that case, she’s a married woman in all of her nude photos. When she’s done posing, she goes home to her husband. Kay didn’t get pregnant until late in her 20th year. Yet she might have been a wife.
Elsewhere, I’ve mentioned that Kay bears whip marks in some of her ( otherwise prosaic ) videos. Who whipped Kay? Her husband may have.
1. “In ancient Russia, on the marriage of a daughter, the father struck her [ the daughter ] gently with a whip, and then presented the whip to the bridegroom as a sign that her beatings were now to come from a rejuvenated hand.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 907. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935. ( Amazon Kindle. )
( During much of my lifetime, Ukraine was part of Russia. )
2. “I saw the land of the Slavs, and while I was among them, I noticed their wooden bathhouses. They warm them to extreme heat, then undress, and after anointing themselves with an acid liquid, they take young branches and lash their bodies. They actually lash themselves so violently that they barely escape alive.”
- Serhii Plokhy.
( Plokhy is quoting “the Kyivan chronicler”, who is quoting Saint Andrew. Saint Andrew is “the apostle who allegedly brought Christianity to Kyiv.” )
( Kyiv is the Ukrainian Spelling for Kiev. )
Source: The Gates of Europe: A History of Ukraine. By Serhii Plokhy. Page 50. Revised Edition. Basic Books. New York, New York, United States of America. Copyright 2015, 2021. ( Amazon Kindle. )
3. I have mentioned, elsewhere, the impact of the “50 Shades of Grey” franchise.
I’ve envisioned all manner of fantasies for Kay. However, her life may have been far more prosaic during her nude modeling career. She may simply have been a wife who took up nude modeling. Kay may have done so to pay household bills. She’s quite talented at weaving carnal visions with her naked body!
The same Wizard of Oz illusion may be true with regard to her tattooing. I imagined a “tattoo party”, akin to an orgy, in which all the participants agreed to be inked. I now doubt that this happened. Instead, I think Kay and her husband agreed that they’d both be tattooed. She got tattooed, and so did he. It was a marital event. It occurred in a tattoo parlor. ( Amid its wealth of quasi-kink garishness. )
There’s another theory. Kay’s husband may be someone who likes getting tattoos. He persuaded Kay to get one for her birthday.
Elsewhere, I blamed Kay’s girlfriends for getting her tattooed. I now think that her husband was her prime influencer. Why he needs to see an eyeball on her back for the rest of her life is beyond me.
I continue to be enraged by Kay’s tattoo. Yet, however much I hate it, the thing has kept me intensely interested in her.
Like Dana Taranova ( Danatar ), Kay is endlessly creative. You’d think a bunch of selfies shot in her apartment would get boring. That, in the main, is what her Only Fans web site consists of. However, Kay’s content is always fresh and varied. She now has a huge amount of content at her Only Fans site. She looks great. In the past, she’s been too fat, and too skinny. However, in her Only Fans content, she looks superb.
AND IN THE END…
GREAT News for PROPONENTS of PEDOPHILIA!
1. “Thinking freely, and daring to express ideas, especially unpopular ones, should not get people cancelled. No words should be unforgivable. In fact, it’s the nature of art to contradict the status quo and get us to think differently.”
- Raymond Arroyo.
Source: Raymond Arroyo. The Ingraham Angle. The Fox News Channel at foxnews ( dot ) com. December 23, 2021.
2. “Choices about how to express human sexuality raise deeply personal issues over which thoughtful people often disagree.”
- Tucker Carlson.
Source: The Long Slide: Thirty Years in American Journalism. By Tucker Carlson. Page 159. Threshold Editions. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York, United States of America. Copyright 2021. ( Amazon Kindle. )
ARCANA
1. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
2. All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
3. Dire Straits lyrics: from their song, “Industrial Disease”.
4. San Diego Tattoo Shop. Tattoo Aftercare: “A tattoo causes trauma to your body. Depending on the placement, the size, and an individual’s hygiene, and daily activities, healing is different for everyone. Because a tattoo is an open wound they are susceptible to infections. It is best to follow the aftercare instructions … to lower your risk of problems during the healing process.” ( Slightly edited. )
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 133
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 133, version 1.0
Date Written: December 29, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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BANNED from Index ( dot ) com
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ET 132
Editorial Thunder presents...
BANNED from Index ( dot ) com
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BANNED from INDEX ( dot ) com
by Andrew Roller
On December 28, 2021, I posted the following comment to indexxx ( dot ) com:
“Kay J got the large tattoo on her upper back on March 11, 2021. This is based on my research. More at my free blog:
https://andrewroller.wordpress.com”.
My comment was posted “pending moderator approval”, according to indexxx ( dot ) com. This is the standard method by which one submits a comment for publication at indexxx ( dot ) com.
My comment was posted to the following page at indexxx ( dot ) com: Kay J.
My comment was the fourth comment that I’d posted to indexxx ( dot ) com. All of my prior comments were subsequently published by indexxx ( dot ) com, in full.
At indexxx ( dot ) com, I have only ever posted comments to the page “Kay J”.
My comment followed all of indexxx ( dot ) com’s posted guidelines.
Previously, indexxx ( dot ) com published a link to my web site of “Andrew Roller Stories and Essays”. ( ARSE ).
On December 28, indexxx ( dot ) com published the following on Kay J’s page:
awr u - 2021-12-28 + 0 - reply Kay J got the large tattoo on her upper back on March 11, 2021. This is based on my research. [mod notice: edit, link removed, unwanted website. Posting this or similar links will result on a ban.]
( End quote. )
Indexxx ( dot ) com did the following:
1. The moderator ( “mod” ) did not publish the link to my web site.
2. The moderator changed my registered name of “Andrew Roller” to “awr”.
3. The moderator changed all of my prior published comments.
4. The moderator wholly removed some of my prior published comments.
5. The moderator changed my name in all of my extant comments from “Andrew Roller” to “awr”.
6. The moderator terminated my registration with indexxx ( dot ) com.
7. As can be seen ( above ) the moderator threatened to ban me entirely from indexxx ( dot ) com. He said he’d do this if I posted a link to my web site ( ARSE ) “or similar links”.
8. I checked both of my e-mail accounts, including the one for ARSE. Indexxx ( dot ) com’s moderator did not contact me.
9. Indexxx ( dot ) com’s moderator has not given me any reason for his actions.
10. Indexxx ( dot ) com forbids links to “copyright violations”. Otherwise, indexxx ( dot ) com does not forbid links. Indeed, Kay J’s whole page is full of links. Links are also in posted comments. The primary purpose of indexxx ( dot ) com is to provide links.
11. Previously, after crediting one of my comments to “Andrew Roller”, the moderator called me “guest ?” in a subsequent comment. This despite the fact that I’d posted my comment with my real name: Andrew Roller.
I’m angry that indexxx ( dot ) com’s moderator has attacked me, and my web site. He uses my information to further his web site, while damning me. This is unacceptable behavior for a professional web site like indexxx ( dot ) com.
Furthermore, no appeal is available. The same would be true if I was wholly banned from indexxx ( dot ) com.
Indexxx ( dot ) com is a crucial web site. It’s the only source that provides complete information on a nude model’s work.
I made substantial contributions to Kay J’s page at indexxx ( dot ) com. I never cluttered their page with musings. I have my own web site for that. Indexxx ( dot ) com got honest facts from me. I was repaid with hate.
One wonders who else indexxx ( dot ) com discriminates against. What other voices have been silenced by indexxx ( dot ) com? Indexxx ( dot ) com must be operated as a neutral platform, where all pertinent opinions are welcome.
The internet began as a way for the ordinary person to speak his mind. It’s now a cesspool of censorship. Censorship curses all aspects of the internet, from the Big Tech monopoly web sites, to indexxx ( dot ) com.
AND IN THE END…
You know you’re doing something essential when you’re getting banned. Especially for speech.
ARCANA
Note to the moderator of the Kay J page at indexxx ( dot ) com: you wrote the word “on” instead of the word “in”. Perhaps, before moderating an English language web site, you should learn to speak English.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 132
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 132, version 2.0
Date Written: December 28, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 132
Editorial Thunder presents...
BANNED from Index ( dot ) com
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BANNED from INDEX ( dot ) com
by Andrew Roller
On December 28, 2021, I posted the following comment to indexxx ( dot ) com:
“Kay J got the large tattoo on her upper back on March 11, 2021. This is based on my research. More at my free blog:
https://andrewroller.wordpress.com”.
My comment was posted “pending moderator approval”, according to indexxx ( dot ) com. This is the standard method by which one submits a comment for publication at indexxx ( dot ) com.
My comment was posted to the following page at indexxx ( dot ) com: Kay J.
My comment was the fourth comment that I’d posted to indexxx ( dot ) com. All of my prior comments were subsequently published by indexxx ( dot ) com, in full.
At indexxx ( dot ) com, I have only ever posted comments to the page “Kay J”.
My comment followed all of indexxx ( dot ) com’s posted guidelines.
Previously, indexxx ( dot ) com published a link to my web site of “Andrew Roller Stories and Essays”. ( ARSE ).
On December 28, indexxx ( dot ) com published the following on Kay J’s page:
awr u - 2021-12-28 + 0 - reply Kay J got the large tattoo on her upper back on March 11, 2021. This is based on my research. [mod notice: edit, link removed, unwanted website. Posting this or similar links will result on a ban.]
( End quote. )
Indexxx ( dot ) com did the following:
1. The moderator ( “mod” ) did not publish the link to my web site.
2. The moderator changed my registered name of “Andrew Roller” to “awr”.
3. The moderator changed all of my prior published comments.
4. The moderator wholly removed some of my prior published comments.
5. The moderator changed my name in all of my extant comments from “Andrew Roller” to “awr”.
6. The moderator terminated my registration with indexxx ( dot ) com.
7. As can be seen ( above ) the moderator threatened to ban me entirely from indexxx ( dot ) com. He said he’d do this if I posted a link to my web site ( ARSE ) “or similar links”.
8. I checked both of my e-mail accounts, including the one for ARSE. Indexxx ( dot ) com’s moderator did not contact me.
9. Indexxx ( dot ) com’s moderator has not given me any reason for his actions.
10. Indexxx ( dot ) com forbids links to “copyright violations”. Otherwise, indexxx ( dot ) com does not forbid links. Indeed, Kay J’s whole page is full of links. Links are also in posted comments. The primary purpose of indexxx ( dot ) com is to provide links.
11. Previously, after crediting one of my comments to “Andrew Roller”, the moderator called me “guest ?” in a subsequent comment. This despite the fact that I’d posted my comment with my real name: Andrew Roller.
I’m angry that indexxx ( dot ) com’s moderator has attacked me, and my web site. He uses my information to further his web site, while damning me. This is unacceptable behavior for a professional web site like indexxx ( dot ) com.
Furthermore, no appeal is available. The same would be true if I was wholly banned from indexxx ( dot ) com.
Indexxx ( dot ) com is a crucial web site. It’s the only source that provides complete information on a nude model’s work.
I made substantial contributions to Kay J’s page at indexxx ( dot ) com. I never cluttered their page with musings. I have my own web site for that. Indexxx ( dot ) com got honest facts from me. I was repaid with hate.
One wonders who else indexxx ( dot ) com discriminates against. What other voices have been silenced by indexxx ( dot ) com? Indexxx ( dot ) com must be operated as a neutral platform, where all pertinent opinions are welcome.
The internet began as a way for the ordinary person to speak his mind. It’s now a cesspool of censorship. Censorship curses all aspects of the internet, from the Big Tech monopoly web sites, to indexxx ( dot ) com.
AND IN THE END…
You know you’re doing something essential when you’re getting banned. Especially for speech.
ARCANA
Note to the moderator of the Kay J page at indexxx ( dot ) com: you wrote the word “on” instead of the word “in”. Perhaps, before moderating an English language web site, you should learn to speak English.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 132
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 132, version 2.0
Date Written: December 28, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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A Tattoo Virgin’s Last Dance
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ET 131
Editorial Thunder presents...
A Tattoo Virgin’s Last Dance
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Plus: Dad wasn’t a deadbeat.
And: Young and erotic.
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A Tattoo VIRGIN’s Last DANCE
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model who lives in Kiev, Ukraine. She’s currently 25 years old. Just prior to her 25th birthday, she got a large tattoo on her back. The tattoo is in the center of her upper back. A bit of it apparently extends onto the lower part of her neck. The tattoo’s centerpiece is a large eyeball. This is on a playing card. The card is centered on a leafy, rose-bearing plant.
When did Kay get her tattoo? In a prior article, I narrowed the date to “between March 11 and March 21”. I have now pinpointed the date to March 11.
On March 11, Kay released a video. She did so on her Only Fans web site. Kay filmed the video herself, using her phone. In the video, Kay is alone in a room of her apartment.
Items to note in her March 11 video:
1. It has dramatic music for its soundtrack.
2. Watch Kay’s face. She has an “I have a secret” expression. Also evident in her expression is this thought: “I’m going to do something that you may not like. But I’m going to do it anyway.”
3. Kay is wearing a dress. Dancing, Kay pulls off her dress. As a result, she’s nude. Kay shows off all of her body. She does not have a tattoo on her back.
I conclude the following from this. Kay is aware that this is the last time she’ll be seen, photographically, as a tattoo virgin. Sadly, she doesn’t have the best quality phone. Her videos, including this one, are rather grainy.
( Her still photographs, taken with her phone, are superb. )
As of the time of this video, I don’t think Kay knew where she’d get a tattoo. She’d simply decided that she’d get one. I say this because, in this video, Kay doesn’t favor her back. She makes no effort to show it to the camera. Probably, Kay wasn’t thinking of getting a tattoo on her upper back at the time that she filmed this video.
I think Kay got her tattoo because of pressure from her girlfriends. A number of her girlfriends have tattoos. I think one or more of them pressured Kay into getting tattooed.
Two factors may have been involved in this:
1. Kay is prettier than her girlfriends. I think they ( secretly ) wanted to lower her beauty to their level. Kay fell victim to them.
2. In my opinion, Kay is attracted to BDSM, and its erotic kin. In a phrase, she likes pain. Or, rather, she likes pain to be sometimes mixed with erotic pursuits. Hence, having been beaten and whipped ( as discussed elsewhere on ARSE ), it was natural that she would someday wander into being tattooed.
My current hunch is that Kay went to a tattoo party. She may have seen other partiers tattooed before she submitted. Wisely, she settled for a tattoo high on her back, which her ( very long ) hair can ( mostly ) conceal. Had Kay been tattooed anywhere that was readily visible, I would not be writing this article. Kay would, for me, be a sexual relic, reduced to old photos on my iPad.
The next posting by Kay, to her Only Fans channel, is a photo. Kay posted it on March 12. Kay’s world has changed. She’s again alone in her apartment. However, this is the first of her now ubiquitous “ass shots”. Kay is clothed, but she’s bent way over. Her bottom is the focal point of this photo. Kay is doing her best to not show her upper back. This despite the fact that she’s wearing a dress, which covers her back.
Another fact should be noted. In her March 11 video, a daybed is behind Kay. It’s present as a couch. On March 12, the daybed has been converted into a bed. Green fabric has been placed atop the bed. ( Sheets, or something akin to that. ) It’s likely that Kay had converted the couch to a bed so that she could use it to recover from being tattooed. ( I discuss the trauma of being tattooed, and its aftermath, in a prior article. )
On March 15, Kay posted another photo to Only Fans. It’s another “ass shot”. Kay is wearing a dress, or perhaps it’s a shirt. She’s pulled it up. The shirt doesn’t cover her lower back. It does, however, cover her upper back. This arrangement of her attire, like her post-tattoo “ass shots”, is a now too-familiar sight. Kay is always keeping clothing on her upper back, to hide her tattoo. Sadly, the clothing usually also hides her boobs.
On March 17, Kay posted a new photo. It, too, is a now too-familiar shot. Kay is wearing leather panties. She’s topless. In her post-tattoo era, we get two sorts of photos from Kay:
1. She shows her naked breasts.
2. She shoves her bare ass in the viewer’s face.
What don’t we get? The sort of photo I prize: Kay, with her back toward the viewer, looking rearward over her shoulder. ( Ideally, in such a photo, her bottom is bare. )
If you visit Kay’s page at indexxx ( dot ) com, you’ll see a photo of Kay at the top of the page. It’s her “signature photo”. How is Kay posed in this photo? She’s looking rearward over her shoulder.
On March 17, Kay posted a pair of photos. They’re typical “head shots” in which one can also see her naked breasts.
On March 18, Kay posted a photo of herself perched on the arm of the daybed. It’s still a bed, with green fabric atop it. Kay’s legs are raised and spread. She’s hiding her cunt with her hand as she looks at her phone.
On March 19, Kay posted a photo of herself on the daybed. Except, it’s now a couch again. The green fabric is gone. She’s likely recovered enough, from her tattooing, to no longer need the daybed to be a bed. The photo is a “head shot” that includes a view of her nude bosoms.
March 21 is “the big reveal”. By “reveal”, I’m referring to her tattoo. On March 21, Kay posted a video to Only Fans.
This video has an even more dramatic soundtrack than her March 11 video.
( To her credit, Kay chose excellent music for both her pre-tattoo and post-tattoo videos. )
Kay is naked, but for sweatpants. We’re seeing her from the rear. ( In fact, she’s angled toward her phone. ) Kay, dancing, pulls down her sweatpants. If you watch this video very closely, you’ll see, briefly, part of her tattoo.
What is the result her her “big reveal”? Nothing. Her fans compliment her beauty, but no one notices her tattoo. Or, if they do, they don’t mention it.
In the ensuing weeks, Kay gives more hints of her tattoo. No fans comment on it. In one “reveal” video, Kay appears to be pleading for someone to comment on her tattoo. Nobody does.
On May 12, Kay posted a photo that indisputably shows her tattoo. The same is true on July 3 and September 11. Nobody ever mentions it.
I joined her Only Fans web site on September 14. I soon saw her tattoo. At first, I took it in stride. I hadn’t seen contemporary photos of Kay. I knew she wasn’t the kid-cute, seeming virgin that she appears to be in her earliest photos.
Then, Kay’s tattoo enraged me. I’m still enraged by it. Her tattoo is attractive, and the artist did a fine job. Nonetheless, I’d love to see the artist strung up from a lamppost. Saying that Kay’s tattoo is attractive is like saying a woman’s still pretty after she’s a corpse. Kay has lovely white satiny skin. Really, her skin is quite amazing! That she got it tattooed is an outrage.
On the other hand, Kay’s tattoo has enflamed my interest in her. Perhaps it’s the interest a father has in his daughter, upon learning that ( against his will ) she’s been deflowered. Kay has shocked me with her videos in which her bottom bears whip marks. She’s unnerved me with photos in which she’s bruised. And now she’s horrified me with her tattoo. So, as a model, she’s kept me interested in her. Perhaps that was her plan, however well or poorly conceived.
DAD Wasn’t a DEADBEAT
The following was posted to me at indexxx ( dot ) com:
“KayLover ?”, an American, wrote the following on December 25, 2021:
“Just a heads up! Sometimes it’s her [ Kay J ] responding to the messages on her OnlyFans and other times it’s her baby’s daddy. His English translation is better than hers. You can always tell when it’s her responding, because it’s broken [ English ]. Sorry to kill the fantasy of her availability.”
I thanked “KayLover ?” on indexxx ( dot ) com. I hasten to add that I didn’t ask about Kay’s availability. However, I was assuming it. I was also curious about it. How could a beauty like Kay live alone? I wondered if she lived with other women, or was a semi-lesbian.
I’m thrilled that the father of Kay’s “baby” ( who’s now four years old ) stuck around. Probably, he’s the young man who’s in an adjoining room in a pregnantkay ( dot ) com video. ( Mentioned in another article. ) I can’t imagine a young man ignoring Kay as she strips, unless he sleeps with her, nightly.
( You can view this video on her page at indexxx ( dot ) com. )
I’ll admit to being crushed by the news that Kay is, in effect, married. Also, that her “marriage” isn’t new. She’s been effectively wed since she was 20 years old, when she “unexpectedly” got pregnant.
Hence, Kay’s Only Fans web site is not one featuring an available, and luringly nude, female. Kay is, in effect, a married lady living with her de facto husband. Now that I think of it, Kay and her “baby’s daddy” are probably married. If so, they’ve likely been married for half a decade.
I’ve received a few brief communications from Kay, via her Only Fans web site. In some of her missives, her English was good. Sunday, she immediately responded to a question I sent her. My question regarded a photo that I thought was missing from her Only Fans web site. Kay’s English was, in part, unintelligible. I wondered how Kay could have both good and bad English. Now I know.
Some time ago, I saw a photo of a beautiful blonde on the internet. She’s quite popular. I considered mentioning her on my blog. Reading about this woman, I discovered that she was married. She and her husband run a profitable Only Fans web site.
Perhaps my parents obliged me to attend church too often. I don’t get involved with adultery. Nor am I a beggar, praying that some married woman will ditch her husband for me.
I write about all sorts of things on my blog. I may write again about Kay J. However, with regard to females, I intend to write mostly about ( supposed ) virgins: girls 8 to 14 years old.
The CDC recommends an injection for girls who are age 9. The injection prevents the girls from succumbing to a sexually transmitted disease. Why does a “child” need the injection at age 9? Because the CDC expects her to soon be sexually active.
AND IN THE END…
MODERN “Morality”
“Among the Papuans of New Guinea sex life began at an extremely early age, and premarital promiscuity was the rule. Similar premarital liberty obtained among the Soyots of Siberia, the Igorots of the Philippines, the natives of Upper Burma, the Kaffirs and Bushmen of Africa, the tribes of the Niger and the Uganda, of New Georgia, the Murray Islands, the Andaman Islands, Tahiti, Polynesia, Assam, etc.
“Under such conditions we must not expect to find much prostitution in primitive society. The ‘oldest profession’ is comparatively young; it arises only with civilization.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 1118. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
ARCANA
1. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
2. Source for Kay J “unexpectedly” getting pregnant: pregnantkay ( dot ) com.
3. All my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
4. CDC is the abbreviation for America’s “Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.” The “sexual disease” I mention is actually a panoply of diseases, for which multiple injections are recommended, over time. You can read more on this in my prior articles.
5. The statement by “KayLover ?” goes a long way toward eliminating Alex Lynn as the father of Kay J’s child. Alex Lynn was the first person to professionally photograph Kay in the nude. He was central to the first year, or more, of her nude modeling career. Given Lynn’s name, he likely spoke English. My understanding is that he is now deceased.
6. By my analysis, four photographic items have gone missing from Kay J’s Only Fans web site. I mentioned them to Kay, but I haven’t heard back. Kay deleted an answer she sent me, via Only Fans’ “Messages” function. Kay also deletes “for sale” direct messages, over time. Hence, if you’re a fan of Kay, follow this maxim: the early bird catches the worm.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 131
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 131, version 2.0
Date Written: December 28, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 131
Editorial Thunder presents...
A Tattoo Virgin’s Last Dance
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Plus: Dad wasn’t a deadbeat.
And: Young and erotic.
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A Tattoo VIRGIN’s Last DANCE
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude model who lives in Kiev, Ukraine. She’s currently 25 years old. Just prior to her 25th birthday, she got a large tattoo on her back. The tattoo is in the center of her upper back. A bit of it apparently extends onto the lower part of her neck. The tattoo’s centerpiece is a large eyeball. This is on a playing card. The card is centered on a leafy, rose-bearing plant.
When did Kay get her tattoo? In a prior article, I narrowed the date to “between March 11 and March 21”. I have now pinpointed the date to March 11.
On March 11, Kay released a video. She did so on her Only Fans web site. Kay filmed the video herself, using her phone. In the video, Kay is alone in a room of her apartment.
Items to note in her March 11 video:
1. It has dramatic music for its soundtrack.
2. Watch Kay’s face. She has an “I have a secret” expression. Also evident in her expression is this thought: “I’m going to do something that you may not like. But I’m going to do it anyway.”
3. Kay is wearing a dress. Dancing, Kay pulls off her dress. As a result, she’s nude. Kay shows off all of her body. She does not have a tattoo on her back.
I conclude the following from this. Kay is aware that this is the last time she’ll be seen, photographically, as a tattoo virgin. Sadly, she doesn’t have the best quality phone. Her videos, including this one, are rather grainy.
( Her still photographs, taken with her phone, are superb. )
As of the time of this video, I don’t think Kay knew where she’d get a tattoo. She’d simply decided that she’d get one. I say this because, in this video, Kay doesn’t favor her back. She makes no effort to show it to the camera. Probably, Kay wasn’t thinking of getting a tattoo on her upper back at the time that she filmed this video.
I think Kay got her tattoo because of pressure from her girlfriends. A number of her girlfriends have tattoos. I think one or more of them pressured Kay into getting tattooed.
Two factors may have been involved in this:
1. Kay is prettier than her girlfriends. I think they ( secretly ) wanted to lower her beauty to their level. Kay fell victim to them.
2. In my opinion, Kay is attracted to BDSM, and its erotic kin. In a phrase, she likes pain. Or, rather, she likes pain to be sometimes mixed with erotic pursuits. Hence, having been beaten and whipped ( as discussed elsewhere on ARSE ), it was natural that she would someday wander into being tattooed.
My current hunch is that Kay went to a tattoo party. She may have seen other partiers tattooed before she submitted. Wisely, she settled for a tattoo high on her back, which her ( very long ) hair can ( mostly ) conceal. Had Kay been tattooed anywhere that was readily visible, I would not be writing this article. Kay would, for me, be a sexual relic, reduced to old photos on my iPad.
The next posting by Kay, to her Only Fans channel, is a photo. Kay posted it on March 12. Kay’s world has changed. She’s again alone in her apartment. However, this is the first of her now ubiquitous “ass shots”. Kay is clothed, but she’s bent way over. Her bottom is the focal point of this photo. Kay is doing her best to not show her upper back. This despite the fact that she’s wearing a dress, which covers her back.
Another fact should be noted. In her March 11 video, a daybed is behind Kay. It’s present as a couch. On March 12, the daybed has been converted into a bed. Green fabric has been placed atop the bed. ( Sheets, or something akin to that. ) It’s likely that Kay had converted the couch to a bed so that she could use it to recover from being tattooed. ( I discuss the trauma of being tattooed, and its aftermath, in a prior article. )
On March 15, Kay posted another photo to Only Fans. It’s another “ass shot”. Kay is wearing a dress, or perhaps it’s a shirt. She’s pulled it up. The shirt doesn’t cover her lower back. It does, however, cover her upper back. This arrangement of her attire, like her post-tattoo “ass shots”, is a now too-familiar sight. Kay is always keeping clothing on her upper back, to hide her tattoo. Sadly, the clothing usually also hides her boobs.
On March 17, Kay posted a new photo. It, too, is a now too-familiar shot. Kay is wearing leather panties. She’s topless. In her post-tattoo era, we get two sorts of photos from Kay:
1. She shows her naked breasts.
2. She shoves her bare ass in the viewer’s face.
What don’t we get? The sort of photo I prize: Kay, with her back toward the viewer, looking rearward over her shoulder. ( Ideally, in such a photo, her bottom is bare. )
If you visit Kay’s page at indexxx ( dot ) com, you’ll see a photo of Kay at the top of the page. It’s her “signature photo”. How is Kay posed in this photo? She’s looking rearward over her shoulder.
On March 17, Kay posted a pair of photos. They’re typical “head shots” in which one can also see her naked breasts.
On March 18, Kay posted a photo of herself perched on the arm of the daybed. It’s still a bed, with green fabric atop it. Kay’s legs are raised and spread. She’s hiding her cunt with her hand as she looks at her phone.
On March 19, Kay posted a photo of herself on the daybed. Except, it’s now a couch again. The green fabric is gone. She’s likely recovered enough, from her tattooing, to no longer need the daybed to be a bed. The photo is a “head shot” that includes a view of her nude bosoms.
March 21 is “the big reveal”. By “reveal”, I’m referring to her tattoo. On March 21, Kay posted a video to Only Fans.
This video has an even more dramatic soundtrack than her March 11 video.
( To her credit, Kay chose excellent music for both her pre-tattoo and post-tattoo videos. )
Kay is naked, but for sweatpants. We’re seeing her from the rear. ( In fact, she’s angled toward her phone. ) Kay, dancing, pulls down her sweatpants. If you watch this video very closely, you’ll see, briefly, part of her tattoo.
What is the result her her “big reveal”? Nothing. Her fans compliment her beauty, but no one notices her tattoo. Or, if they do, they don’t mention it.
In the ensuing weeks, Kay gives more hints of her tattoo. No fans comment on it. In one “reveal” video, Kay appears to be pleading for someone to comment on her tattoo. Nobody does.
On May 12, Kay posted a photo that indisputably shows her tattoo. The same is true on July 3 and September 11. Nobody ever mentions it.
I joined her Only Fans web site on September 14. I soon saw her tattoo. At first, I took it in stride. I hadn’t seen contemporary photos of Kay. I knew she wasn’t the kid-cute, seeming virgin that she appears to be in her earliest photos.
Then, Kay’s tattoo enraged me. I’m still enraged by it. Her tattoo is attractive, and the artist did a fine job. Nonetheless, I’d love to see the artist strung up from a lamppost. Saying that Kay’s tattoo is attractive is like saying a woman’s still pretty after she’s a corpse. Kay has lovely white satiny skin. Really, her skin is quite amazing! That she got it tattooed is an outrage.
On the other hand, Kay’s tattoo has enflamed my interest in her. Perhaps it’s the interest a father has in his daughter, upon learning that ( against his will ) she’s been deflowered. Kay has shocked me with her videos in which her bottom bears whip marks. She’s unnerved me with photos in which she’s bruised. And now she’s horrified me with her tattoo. So, as a model, she’s kept me interested in her. Perhaps that was her plan, however well or poorly conceived.
DAD Wasn’t a DEADBEAT
The following was posted to me at indexxx ( dot ) com:
“KayLover ?”, an American, wrote the following on December 25, 2021:
“Just a heads up! Sometimes it’s her [ Kay J ] responding to the messages on her OnlyFans and other times it’s her baby’s daddy. His English translation is better than hers. You can always tell when it’s her responding, because it’s broken [ English ]. Sorry to kill the fantasy of her availability.”
I thanked “KayLover ?” on indexxx ( dot ) com. I hasten to add that I didn’t ask about Kay’s availability. However, I was assuming it. I was also curious about it. How could a beauty like Kay live alone? I wondered if she lived with other women, or was a semi-lesbian.
I’m thrilled that the father of Kay’s “baby” ( who’s now four years old ) stuck around. Probably, he’s the young man who’s in an adjoining room in a pregnantkay ( dot ) com video. ( Mentioned in another article. ) I can’t imagine a young man ignoring Kay as she strips, unless he sleeps with her, nightly.
( You can view this video on her page at indexxx ( dot ) com. )
I’ll admit to being crushed by the news that Kay is, in effect, married. Also, that her “marriage” isn’t new. She’s been effectively wed since she was 20 years old, when she “unexpectedly” got pregnant.
Hence, Kay’s Only Fans web site is not one featuring an available, and luringly nude, female. Kay is, in effect, a married lady living with her de facto husband. Now that I think of it, Kay and her “baby’s daddy” are probably married. If so, they’ve likely been married for half a decade.
I’ve received a few brief communications from Kay, via her Only Fans web site. In some of her missives, her English was good. Sunday, she immediately responded to a question I sent her. My question regarded a photo that I thought was missing from her Only Fans web site. Kay’s English was, in part, unintelligible. I wondered how Kay could have both good and bad English. Now I know.
Some time ago, I saw a photo of a beautiful blonde on the internet. She’s quite popular. I considered mentioning her on my blog. Reading about this woman, I discovered that she was married. She and her husband run a profitable Only Fans web site.
Perhaps my parents obliged me to attend church too often. I don’t get involved with adultery. Nor am I a beggar, praying that some married woman will ditch her husband for me.
I write about all sorts of things on my blog. I may write again about Kay J. However, with regard to females, I intend to write mostly about ( supposed ) virgins: girls 8 to 14 years old.
The CDC recommends an injection for girls who are age 9. The injection prevents the girls from succumbing to a sexually transmitted disease. Why does a “child” need the injection at age 9? Because the CDC expects her to soon be sexually active.
AND IN THE END…
MODERN “Morality”
“Among the Papuans of New Guinea sex life began at an extremely early age, and premarital promiscuity was the rule. Similar premarital liberty obtained among the Soyots of Siberia, the Igorots of the Philippines, the natives of Upper Burma, the Kaffirs and Bushmen of Africa, the tribes of the Niger and the Uganda, of New Georgia, the Murray Islands, the Andaman Islands, Tahiti, Polynesia, Assam, etc.
“Under such conditions we must not expect to find much prostitution in primitive society. The ‘oldest profession’ is comparatively young; it arises only with civilization.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 1118. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
ARCANA
1. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
2. Source for Kay J “unexpectedly” getting pregnant: pregnantkay ( dot ) com.
3. All my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the internet, are conjecture.
4. CDC is the abbreviation for America’s “Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.” The “sexual disease” I mention is actually a panoply of diseases, for which multiple injections are recommended, over time. You can read more on this in my prior articles.
5. The statement by “KayLover ?” goes a long way toward eliminating Alex Lynn as the father of Kay J’s child. Alex Lynn was the first person to professionally photograph Kay in the nude. He was central to the first year, or more, of her nude modeling career. Given Lynn’s name, he likely spoke English. My understanding is that he is now deceased.
6. By my analysis, four photographic items have gone missing from Kay J’s Only Fans web site. I mentioned them to Kay, but I haven’t heard back. Kay deleted an answer she sent me, via Only Fans’ “Messages” function. Kay also deletes “for sale” direct messages, over time. Hence, if you’re a fan of Kay, follow this maxim: the early bird catches the worm.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 131
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 131, version 2.0
Date Written: December 28, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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F—k Your Parents
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ET 130
Editorial Thunder presents...
F—k Your Parents
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Plus: Freezerworld.
And: The Death of Apple’s iTunes U.
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F—k Your Parents
by Andrew Roller
It’s time to celebrate Christmas. Not the greeting card version, but the version you may, in fact, experience. To that end, I’ve created a new playlist on Apple Music. It’s called, “F—k Your Parents”. On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. )
My playlist doesn’t consist of songs that were released this morning. There’s a serious risk that your parents may enjoy these songs. I’ve done my best to assemble the most disturbing tunes that I know of, and like. There are songs for both daughters and sons.
You may someday be a parent. I’m sure, however, that you’ll be a super cool one. Your kids won’t need my playlist. ( But I might still be here, if they do! )
THE Pooper-SCOOPER
At one time, I regularly pooped in my pants. ( In diapers. ) One day, Mom told me that I was going to graduate to a toilet.
I was shocked. It seemed to me that going to the bathroom in my pants was a perfectly reasonable thing to do. After all, I had a mom. If Mom wasn’t good for changing my diapers ( and keeping me filling them ), what good was she?
Mom’s brand new kiddie toilet unnerved me. It wasn’t using the kiddie toilet that bothered me. It was the fact that, after I’d pooped, Mom would see my poop. ( The fact that she was already familiar with my poop, from changing my diapers, didn’t occur to me. )
I was so upset that Mom would see my poop that I begged to be spared the kiddie toilet. If I was going to use a toilet, I wanted to use a real one.
Mom refused. She’d paid good money for a kiddie toilet. At the time, I was her only kid. So, I was going to use the kiddie toilet. That was “the law”. ( Maybe Mom was having “separation anxiety” with regard to my poop. )
One day, I was allowed to use a real toilet. Mom, however, wouldn’t let me poop on it in peace. A new infatuation beset her. When I sat on the toilet to poop, she insisted on shoving a pill up my ass. I have no idea why. I begged Mom, repeatedly, to not finger-fuck my ass. Mom persisted.
I could relate further embarrassing experiences with Mom, including one involving my wiener. However, I’ll spare myself the indignity.
FREEZERworld
In a prior issue, I wrote that my room’s heater is inadequate. This is an update on how I’m heating my room.
1. I turn on my oven.
2. My oven defaults to 350 degrees.
3. I let my oven run for many hours, at 350 degrees.
4. There are vents along the front of my oven’s door. These are at the top of my oven’s door. They’re in a horizontal line. Warm air blows out of the front of these vents.
5. Every hour, I pray for global warming.
THE Death of APPLE’s iTunes U
Apple’s app called “App Store” no longer contains the Apple app “iTunes U”. Apple has killed iTunes U. Apple ignored protests from users, like myself, who love iTunes U.
I still listen to the college lectures in my iTunes U app. iTunes U is, currently, working well.
Apple wants every college lecture series in iTunes U switched to its app called “Podcasts”. “Podcasts” is an audio service. Some lectures in iTunes U are videos.
Doubtless, some colleges won’t heed Apple. Those college lecture series are, therefore, doomed.
“Podcasts” contains a lot of material that I don’t want to hear. It’s wonderful having a curated collection of lectures in iTunes U.
I’m running Apple’s latest system software: iPadOS 15.2. I’m worried about updating my system software in the future; will it erase the iTunes U app?
If iTunes U is on your iPad, or on your iPhone, there’s still time to listen to a lot of great lectures! Unfortunately, I can’t guarantee that any of them will annoy your parents.
AND IN THE END…
BONGINO on FREEDOM
“People who aren’t afraid don’t give up their freedom voluntarily. People who were born free jealously guard their freedom and liberty.”
- Dan Bong ( ino ).
Source: Dan Bong ( ino ). Unfiltered, with Dan Bong ( ino ). The Fox News Channel. December 4, 2021.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 130
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 130, version 3.0
Date Written: December 22, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 130
Editorial Thunder presents...
F—k Your Parents
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Plus: Freezerworld.
And: The Death of Apple’s iTunes U.
——————————————————————————————————————————
F—k Your Parents
by Andrew Roller
It’s time to celebrate Christmas. Not the greeting card version, but the version you may, in fact, experience. To that end, I’ve created a new playlist on Apple Music. It’s called, “F—k Your Parents”. On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. )
My playlist doesn’t consist of songs that were released this morning. There’s a serious risk that your parents may enjoy these songs. I’ve done my best to assemble the most disturbing tunes that I know of, and like. There are songs for both daughters and sons.
You may someday be a parent. I’m sure, however, that you’ll be a super cool one. Your kids won’t need my playlist. ( But I might still be here, if they do! )
THE Pooper-SCOOPER
At one time, I regularly pooped in my pants. ( In diapers. ) One day, Mom told me that I was going to graduate to a toilet.
I was shocked. It seemed to me that going to the bathroom in my pants was a perfectly reasonable thing to do. After all, I had a mom. If Mom wasn’t good for changing my diapers ( and keeping me filling them ), what good was she?
Mom’s brand new kiddie toilet unnerved me. It wasn’t using the kiddie toilet that bothered me. It was the fact that, after I’d pooped, Mom would see my poop. ( The fact that she was already familiar with my poop, from changing my diapers, didn’t occur to me. )
I was so upset that Mom would see my poop that I begged to be spared the kiddie toilet. If I was going to use a toilet, I wanted to use a real one.
Mom refused. She’d paid good money for a kiddie toilet. At the time, I was her only kid. So, I was going to use the kiddie toilet. That was “the law”. ( Maybe Mom was having “separation anxiety” with regard to my poop. )
One day, I was allowed to use a real toilet. Mom, however, wouldn’t let me poop on it in peace. A new infatuation beset her. When I sat on the toilet to poop, she insisted on shoving a pill up my ass. I have no idea why. I begged Mom, repeatedly, to not finger-fuck my ass. Mom persisted.
I could relate further embarrassing experiences with Mom, including one involving my wiener. However, I’ll spare myself the indignity.
FREEZERworld
In a prior issue, I wrote that my room’s heater is inadequate. This is an update on how I’m heating my room.
1. I turn on my oven.
2. My oven defaults to 350 degrees.
3. I let my oven run for many hours, at 350 degrees.
4. There are vents along the front of my oven’s door. These are at the top of my oven’s door. They’re in a horizontal line. Warm air blows out of the front of these vents.
5. Every hour, I pray for global warming.
THE Death of APPLE’s iTunes U
Apple’s app called “App Store” no longer contains the Apple app “iTunes U”. Apple has killed iTunes U. Apple ignored protests from users, like myself, who love iTunes U.
I still listen to the college lectures in my iTunes U app. iTunes U is, currently, working well.
Apple wants every college lecture series in iTunes U switched to its app called “Podcasts”. “Podcasts” is an audio service. Some lectures in iTunes U are videos.
Doubtless, some colleges won’t heed Apple. Those college lecture series are, therefore, doomed.
“Podcasts” contains a lot of material that I don’t want to hear. It’s wonderful having a curated collection of lectures in iTunes U.
I’m running Apple’s latest system software: iPadOS 15.2. I’m worried about updating my system software in the future; will it erase the iTunes U app?
If iTunes U is on your iPad, or on your iPhone, there’s still time to listen to a lot of great lectures! Unfortunately, I can’t guarantee that any of them will annoy your parents.
AND IN THE END…
BONGINO on FREEDOM
“People who aren’t afraid don’t give up their freedom voluntarily. People who were born free jealously guard their freedom and liberty.”
- Dan Bong ( ino ).
Source: Dan Bong ( ino ). Unfiltered, with Dan Bong ( ino ). The Fox News Channel. December 4, 2021.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “F—k Your Parents”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist. Also available: “Insurrection”.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 130
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 130, version 3.0
Date Written: December 22, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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I am Protected!
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ET 129
Editorial Thunder presents...
I am Protected!
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Plus: The utility of women.
And: Dinner that talks.
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I am PROTECTED!
by Andrew Roller
“Scientists”, otherwise known as scare-mongering hacks, are warning us about the Omicron virus. We’re told to get a third vaccine, and to wear two or more masks. ( Never mind that any Covid virus is smaller than the natural holes in a standard mask. )
I haven’t fooled with getting vaccinated. Nor do I like wearing a mask. ( I’m an expert at cheating, while “wearing” a mask. A mask, properly worn, fogs my glasses. )
You’re probably wondering how I plan to protect myself from Omicron. I lived during much of the Cold War. I’m digging a big hole in my backyard. There, I’m going to install a facility that’s the equivalent of a bomb shelter. Soon, I’ll be living underground. I won’t be seeing daylight again. ( Or you. )
Simultaneously, I’m building atomic bombs. My thanks to a buddy in Iran for help with this matter. I’m also constructing missiles to deliver my bombs. Since I was once in the Air Farce, I figure I’ll be successful with my project.
What am I going to do with my bomb-equipped missiles? I’m going to launch them. I hate to break this to you, but you’re my target. See, you’re human. You might be infected with Omicron. I’m not infected with Omicron - yet. You can’t infect me if you’re dead. So, don’t take your death personally. I’m just ensuring that I’m protected from Omicron. When I’m the last man on earth, I’ll know I’m safe.
You might wonder if my bomb shelter will be open to a lovely girl or two. Sorry, but I can’t take the risk. It’s just too dangerous for me to allow a Playboy Playmate, or Miss Universe, to join me. What I will have in my bomb shelter is an iPad that’s full of porn. As long as my iPad doesn’t break, I’m all set. I figure I can jerk off for several decades before I get bored.
My understanding is that sheep don’t get Omicron. So, if you’re a cute lamb, I may have a place for you in my hole in the ground. Plus, if I run out of Ramen noodles, I guess you’ll be on the menu.
I suppose, at some point, the radiation that I let loose on the world will subside. By then, with everyone dead but me, Omicron will be gone. Then I’ll be Emperor of the Earth. I guess I might want a girl or two then. I’ll be setting up an interstellar transmitter. If you’re a little green alien girl, and you get this message, visit me! I’ll likely be bored with my iPad’s porn by then. ( And my lamb may be gone too. )
THE Fairer SEX
“Bush-women were used as servants and beasts of burden; if they proved too weak to keep up with the march, they were abandoned. When the natives of the Lower Murray saw pack oxen they thought that these were the wives of the whites.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 874. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
DIVERSITY is our STRENGTH
“In the Upper Congo living men, women and children were bought and sold frankly as articles of food.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 413. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 129
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 129, version 2.0
Date Written: December 20, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 129
Editorial Thunder presents...
I am Protected!
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Plus: The utility of women.
And: Dinner that talks.
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I am PROTECTED!
by Andrew Roller
“Scientists”, otherwise known as scare-mongering hacks, are warning us about the Omicron virus. We’re told to get a third vaccine, and to wear two or more masks. ( Never mind that any Covid virus is smaller than the natural holes in a standard mask. )
I haven’t fooled with getting vaccinated. Nor do I like wearing a mask. ( I’m an expert at cheating, while “wearing” a mask. A mask, properly worn, fogs my glasses. )
You’re probably wondering how I plan to protect myself from Omicron. I lived during much of the Cold War. I’m digging a big hole in my backyard. There, I’m going to install a facility that’s the equivalent of a bomb shelter. Soon, I’ll be living underground. I won’t be seeing daylight again. ( Or you. )
Simultaneously, I’m building atomic bombs. My thanks to a buddy in Iran for help with this matter. I’m also constructing missiles to deliver my bombs. Since I was once in the Air Farce, I figure I’ll be successful with my project.
What am I going to do with my bomb-equipped missiles? I’m going to launch them. I hate to break this to you, but you’re my target. See, you’re human. You might be infected with Omicron. I’m not infected with Omicron - yet. You can’t infect me if you’re dead. So, don’t take your death personally. I’m just ensuring that I’m protected from Omicron. When I’m the last man on earth, I’ll know I’m safe.
You might wonder if my bomb shelter will be open to a lovely girl or two. Sorry, but I can’t take the risk. It’s just too dangerous for me to allow a Playboy Playmate, or Miss Universe, to join me. What I will have in my bomb shelter is an iPad that’s full of porn. As long as my iPad doesn’t break, I’m all set. I figure I can jerk off for several decades before I get bored.
My understanding is that sheep don’t get Omicron. So, if you’re a cute lamb, I may have a place for you in my hole in the ground. Plus, if I run out of Ramen noodles, I guess you’ll be on the menu.
I suppose, at some point, the radiation that I let loose on the world will subside. By then, with everyone dead but me, Omicron will be gone. Then I’ll be Emperor of the Earth. I guess I might want a girl or two then. I’ll be setting up an interstellar transmitter. If you’re a little green alien girl, and you get this message, visit me! I’ll likely be bored with my iPad’s porn by then. ( And my lamb may be gone too. )
THE Fairer SEX
“Bush-women were used as servants and beasts of burden; if they proved too weak to keep up with the march, they were abandoned. When the natives of the Lower Murray saw pack oxen they thought that these were the wives of the whites.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 874. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
DIVERSITY is our STRENGTH
“In the Upper Congo living men, women and children were bought and sold frankly as articles of food.”
- Will Durant.
Source: The Complete Story of Civilization, by Will Durant. Location 413. Simon and Schuster. New York, New York. United States of America. Copyright 1975. The first book in this multi-volume series was published in 1935.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 129
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 129, version 2.0
Date Written: December 20, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Winning in Duolingo
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ET 128
Editorial Thunder presents...
Winning in Duolingo
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Plus: Good news for pedophiles.
And: The disgrace of Big Tech.
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WINNING in DUOLINGO
The harder you work, the easier it gets!
by Andrew Roller
Duolingo is a free language program. I joined it in mid-November. I’ve been winning in Duolingo, and you can too!
A paid version of Duolingo is available. If you purchase it, you won’t have to watch advertisements. I haven’t spent any money in Duolingo. Why? I’m short on cash. Also, I’d find Duolingo boring without the ads. Thanks to how I was “channeled, raised, and reared” by my parents, I’m intensely interested in culture and, secondarily, in politics. I can’t “turn off” this part of myself. Watching the ads in Duolingo gives me a break from what could become a series of tedious language lessons. When an ad comes on, the culture aspect of myself is activated. This gives me much needed relief from the language lessons.
Doing the language lessons is mentally and physically demanding. Mentally, you must give your answers with considerable speed to do well. Physically, you’re immobile. When an ad appears, I stretch. ( Including stretching my wiener, if I happen to have a photo of a nude girl around. Or half a dozen photos of nude girls. ) ( By “photos”, I mean “photos on paper”. It helps to be an ‘old fart’ with two decades’ worth of old porn magazines in my room! )
The paid version of Duolingo does NOT include “Timer Boosts”. These are very handy. A “Timer Boost” gives you extra time. When do you need extra time to complete a language lesson? When you enter a “Lightning Round”.
Here’s the secret of Duolingo. The main way to learn is by doing “Lightning Rounds”. The main way to get “XP” ( Experience Points ) is by doing “Lightning Rounds”. In your first few weeks in Duolingo, you’ll find the “Lightning Rounds” impossible to complete. You’ll get very close to completing a “Lightning Round”, but fall short.
If only you had more time! Duolingo sells you more time. Duolingo could empty your wallet, selling you “Timer Boosts”.
I decided against buying “Timer Boosts”. I’ve never bought any. The downside: I kept failing the “Lightning Rounds” by a few seconds. This was very frustrating. However, I kept doing “Lightning Rounds”. I strove to get 10 XP from every “Lightning Round”. ( A total of 40 XP is possible. )
The upside: I’m now a pro at doing “Lightning Rounds”. I can finish a “Lightning Round” with 36 seconds to spare!
This morning, I had a minimal amount of XP. Now, still in the morning, I have 1,125 XP! I’ve blown away every competitor in my league! I did this with ease, in just a few hours. In fact, had I skipped writing this article, I could still be knocking out “Lightning Rounds”. I’d be earning 40 XP in nearly every round!
To conclude this section of my article:
1. Don’t buy the paid version of Duolingo. You’ll need the ads to take a break from your language lessons, both mentally, and physically.
2. By “language lessons”, I’m referring, primarily, to doing “Lightning Rounds”.
3. Don’t buy “Timer Boosts”. You’ll suffer for awhile, narrowly missing getting 40 XP per “Lightning Round”. However, if you continue doing “Lightning Rounds”, you’ll eventually have no need for “Timer Boosts”. You’ll finish most lessons well in advance of the end of a “Lightning Round”.
Note: I do all of my lessons silently. I chose not to answer Duolingo’s questions by speaking. To turn your iPad’s microphone off ( or on ), proceed to the following:
Settings > Duolingo > Microphone.
Right now, I just want to read, listen to, and write the Ukrainian language. I’ll worry about speaking it later. Also, if I speak, it’s possible that saliva will come out of my mouth. This is unhealthy for the nude girls spread ( ahem! ) out on my table, since their images are printed on paper. Saliva and paper don’t play well together. ( Nor does sperm and paper. In this regard, I don’t aim high in life. I aim for the floor. ( And hit it. ) )
I have gotten quite good at understanding spoken Ukrainian words.
LEAGUES in DUOLINGO
Note: In this section, I refer to time ( a.m. and p.m. ). I live in California ( Pacific Standard Time ).
“Leagues” is the section of Duolingo that offers the “Lightning Rounds”. A new league, with new “Lightning Rounds”, begins each Sunday night. It ends on about Friday.
“Leagues”, and the “Lighting Rounds”, are available only in the Duolingo app. ( “Leagues” cannot be entered at duolingo ( dot ) com. )
As soon as a new week beings ( on Sunday night ), start doing “Lightning Rounds”. Do as many as you can over the next several days. You’ll learn much more doing “Lightning Rounds” than by doing anything else in Duolingo. Don’t fret over mistakes that you make. Just keep doing “Lightning Rounds”! You’ll earn XP faster by doing “Lightning Rounds” than by doing anything else in Duolingo.
To do well in a given week, you’ll need to earn between 4,000 and 7,000 XP. That sounds like a lot. However, the more you do “Lightning Rounds”, the better you’ll get at completing them! It took me about a month to get very good at doing “Lightning Rounds” in Duolingo.
The biggest threat that I face is this: people who buy “Timer Boosts”. I’ll get far ahead of everyone in a given league. Then, some jackass, buying “Timer Boosts”, will eliminate my lead. It’s possible that such a person ‘honestly’ arrived at their XP. However, if someone acquires XP very quickly, I suspect him of buying “Timer Boosts”.
What happens when the “Lightning Rounds” end? There is another contest. I call this the ‘let down’ contest. Duolingo calls it the “XP Ramp Up Challenge”.
At first, you’ll do well in the “XP Ramp Up Challenge”. Then, it will become impossible to complete. The “XP Ramp Up Challenge” is Duolingo’s way of bringing you down from your high of earning 40 XP per lesson, doing the “Lightning Rounds”.
When you find yourself failing in the “XP Ramp Up Challenge”, forget about it. Duolingo is telling you, tacitly, to go to the section called “Learn”. Go to “Learn”.
What do you do in the “Learn” section of Duolingo? You complete ordinary language lessons. These are tedious. It takes awhile to complete a language lesson in “Learn”. If you run out of hearts, you can’t do any more lessons in the Duolingo app. ( You can continue to “Learn” at duolingo ( dot ) com. )
IF you successfully complete a lesson in “Learn” you get 10 XP. It takes forever to accumulate XP doing these tedious lessons. At this point in my week, it’s Saturday or Sunday ( before 6 p.m. ). I mostly quit Duolingo on the weekend. I save my strength for Sunday night! ( Or, as it turned out this week, Tuesday morning. That’s when I was able to do work in Duolingo. I began with just a few XP. In several hours, I was way ahead of everyone in my league! )
Here’s a tip: be stupid. If you complete a lot of lessons in “Learn”, you’ll get harder questions in the “Lightning Rounds”. What sort of questions do I want in the “Lightning Rounds”? Easy questions! An example: What does “MaMa” mean, in Ukrainian? ( It means “Mom”. )
That’s a question I like!
You might object: “I want to learn Ukrainian”, you say. “Don’t I need hard questions to learn?”
My answer:
1. I forget what I’ve learned very quickly. For instance: I think someone taught me that being a “pedophile” is bad, but I forgot that already. With regard to the Ukrainian language, I have to beat it into my head. It doesn’t hurt to do “easy” lessons. Unless you’re a genius, you’ll need to go over the same material many, many times.
This is a huge benefit of Duolingo. In the “Lightning Rounds”, you can wind up getting the same ( moronic ) questions over and over.
When I was in law school, the following would occur:
A. The teacher would introduce a legal concept.
B. The class would read one legal case that illustrated the concept.
C. The teacher would introduce another ( new ) legal concept.
D. The class would read one ( new ) legal case that illustrated that concept.
As a law student, I quickly fell behind. I didn’t need to read one legal case that illustrated the concept. I needed to read ten legal cases that illustrated the concept!
Then, in law school, we got to the concept of “child molesting”. I recall thinking, “I’d like to read 100 of these ‘child molesting’ cases. Talk about great literature!” Instead, our class was limited to reading one measly case of “child molesting”.
In Duolingo, I can study the same words until I truly learn them.
2. Duolingo isn’t ( totally ) stupid. If you whiz through lots of “Lightning Rounds”, Duolingo will start asking you harder questions. It will present you with new words. I don’t learn new words in “Learn”, where I’m supposed to. I learn them doing the “Lightning Rounds”.
Screenshot words, and sentences, that give you difficulty. Put them into an Album in your Photos app.
SHOP in DUOLINGO
There is a section in Duolingo called “Shop”. In the Duolingo app, “Shop” contains the following:
“Early Bird Reward: 2x Boost unlocks in 6 hours”. ( If you qualify for this, you’ll see the hours change. The hours change over the course of a morning. )
To unlock this reward, you must complete a lesson. You must complete it before noon. You must complete it in the Duolingo app. ( Not at duolingo ( dot ) com. )
What does “Early Bird Reward” do? Once it is activated, you get double XP for completing a lesson. However, you will only get double XP for a limited number of minutes. This might be 15 minutes, or it might be 30 minutes.
Complete as many lessons as you can during this time.
To get double XP for completing a lesson, you must do that lesson in “Learn”. I did a lesson in a “Lightning Round”, and did not get double XP.
Let’s pause to discuss, again, how one unlocks the “Early Bird Reward”.
My understanding is as follows: by completing a “Lightning Round”, you will unlock the “Early Bird Reward”.
( If that doesn’t work, do a lesson in “Learn”. )
When you activate your “Early Bird Reward”, you’ll see a timer. It will start ticking away the time that you have left in your “Early Bird Reward”.
You must complete a lesson in “Learn” to actually obtain double XP.
Let’s look at another item in “Shop”. It’s called:
“Free Chest: Watch an ad to earn gems.”
If you tap on this, an advertisement will play on your iPad’s screen. You’ll then get an ( often niggardly ) amount of gems. Tap on “Free Chest” when you need to go use the toilet. Then you won’t get stuck watching the ad. ( Though, with constipation, you might get stuck on the toilet. )
MORE ADVICE
Here’s another tip: a little goes a long way. It is very easy to access Duolingo. I use Duolingo often, during the day. I might do just one “Lightning Round”, or one lesson in “Learn”. However, that gives me a few more XP. Over the course of a day, I can rack up a nice amount of XP.
To “win” in Duolingo, you don’t need to finish first. You’ll get credit if you finish in first, second, or third place. Be satisfied with second place, if you have to be. I’ve found that someone always robs me of first place. I’ve been happy placing third, and then second, in leagues that I’ve been in.
Many people in a league are ‘losers’. They’ll do little in a given week. Probably, these are people who have real lives, unlike me. A league has 30 people in it. If you apply yourself, you’ll soon be competing against just a few people, in a given league.
Tap on your fellow players. Tap on each person’s photo. See who you’re competing against! Some of them are cute girls! ( Who, mostly, have real lives. )
SUMMARY
To win at Duolingo, do the following:
1. Jump into “Leagues”, preferably on Sunday night.
2. Play ‘honestly’. You don’t need “Timer Boosts” to finish “Lightning Rounds”. You just need to do a lot of “Lightning Rounds”!
3. Within a month of starting Duolingo, “Lightning Rounds” will be your best friend. You’ll be able to blow away all of your competitors in a few hours, doing “Lightning Rounds”.
4. Aim to achieve 4,000 to 7,000 XP doing “Lightning Rounds”.
5. When the “XP Ramp Up Challenge” becomes difficult, quit doing it.
6. If you do the above, you’ll be resting easy by Sunday. Someone may zip ahead of you, by buying “Timer Boosts”, but it won’t matter. You’ll finish in one of the top three places in your league.
GOOD News for PEDOPHILES
“No one should have to fear for their life because of their sexuality.”
- Kamala Harris, Vice President of the United States of America. January 29, 2019.
Source: Gutfeld! The Fox News Channel. November 29, 2021. ( Quoting the Twitter account of Kamala Harris: @KamalaHarris. )
AND IN THE END…
TRUMP on BIG TECH
“We need a press that’s fair and equal, and we don’t have it. What’s happened with Big Tech is a disgrace. I mean, it’s just an absolute disgrace.”
- Former United States President Donald J. Trump.
Source: Life, Liberty, and Levin. The Fox News Channel. December 5, 2021.
ARCANA
1. “Duolingo - Language Lessons” is available for free at the Apple App Store. It’s also online at duolingo ( dot ) com. If you use Duolingo for free, you’ll find yourself using both the app and the online version.
2. Standing Against Oppression:
A. https://www.patriotfreedomproject.com/
B. https://giftsforukraine.com/en
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 128
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 128, version 4.0
Date Written: December 14, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 128
Editorial Thunder presents...
Winning in Duolingo
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Plus: Good news for pedophiles.
And: The disgrace of Big Tech.
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WINNING in DUOLINGO
The harder you work, the easier it gets!
by Andrew Roller
Duolingo is a free language program. I joined it in mid-November. I’ve been winning in Duolingo, and you can too!
A paid version of Duolingo is available. If you purchase it, you won’t have to watch advertisements. I haven’t spent any money in Duolingo. Why? I’m short on cash. Also, I’d find Duolingo boring without the ads. Thanks to how I was “channeled, raised, and reared” by my parents, I’m intensely interested in culture and, secondarily, in politics. I can’t “turn off” this part of myself. Watching the ads in Duolingo gives me a break from what could become a series of tedious language lessons. When an ad comes on, the culture aspect of myself is activated. This gives me much needed relief from the language lessons.
Doing the language lessons is mentally and physically demanding. Mentally, you must give your answers with considerable speed to do well. Physically, you’re immobile. When an ad appears, I stretch. ( Including stretching my wiener, if I happen to have a photo of a nude girl around. Or half a dozen photos of nude girls. ) ( By “photos”, I mean “photos on paper”. It helps to be an ‘old fart’ with two decades’ worth of old porn magazines in my room! )
The paid version of Duolingo does NOT include “Timer Boosts”. These are very handy. A “Timer Boost” gives you extra time. When do you need extra time to complete a language lesson? When you enter a “Lightning Round”.
Here’s the secret of Duolingo. The main way to learn is by doing “Lightning Rounds”. The main way to get “XP” ( Experience Points ) is by doing “Lightning Rounds”. In your first few weeks in Duolingo, you’ll find the “Lightning Rounds” impossible to complete. You’ll get very close to completing a “Lightning Round”, but fall short.
If only you had more time! Duolingo sells you more time. Duolingo could empty your wallet, selling you “Timer Boosts”.
I decided against buying “Timer Boosts”. I’ve never bought any. The downside: I kept failing the “Lightning Rounds” by a few seconds. This was very frustrating. However, I kept doing “Lightning Rounds”. I strove to get 10 XP from every “Lightning Round”. ( A total of 40 XP is possible. )
The upside: I’m now a pro at doing “Lightning Rounds”. I can finish a “Lightning Round” with 36 seconds to spare!
This morning, I had a minimal amount of XP. Now, still in the morning, I have 1,125 XP! I’ve blown away every competitor in my league! I did this with ease, in just a few hours. In fact, had I skipped writing this article, I could still be knocking out “Lightning Rounds”. I’d be earning 40 XP in nearly every round!
To conclude this section of my article:
1. Don’t buy the paid version of Duolingo. You’ll need the ads to take a break from your language lessons, both mentally, and physically.
2. By “language lessons”, I’m referring, primarily, to doing “Lightning Rounds”.
3. Don’t buy “Timer Boosts”. You’ll suffer for awhile, narrowly missing getting 40 XP per “Lightning Round”. However, if you continue doing “Lightning Rounds”, you’ll eventually have no need for “Timer Boosts”. You’ll finish most lessons well in advance of the end of a “Lightning Round”.
Note: I do all of my lessons silently. I chose not to answer Duolingo’s questions by speaking. To turn your iPad’s microphone off ( or on ), proceed to the following:
Settings > Duolingo > Microphone.
Right now, I just want to read, listen to, and write the Ukrainian language. I’ll worry about speaking it later. Also, if I speak, it’s possible that saliva will come out of my mouth. This is unhealthy for the nude girls spread ( ahem! ) out on my table, since their images are printed on paper. Saliva and paper don’t play well together. ( Nor does sperm and paper. In this regard, I don’t aim high in life. I aim for the floor. ( And hit it. ) )
I have gotten quite good at understanding spoken Ukrainian words.
LEAGUES in DUOLINGO
Note: In this section, I refer to time ( a.m. and p.m. ). I live in California ( Pacific Standard Time ).
“Leagues” is the section of Duolingo that offers the “Lightning Rounds”. A new league, with new “Lightning Rounds”, begins each Sunday night. It ends on about Friday.
“Leagues”, and the “Lighting Rounds”, are available only in the Duolingo app. ( “Leagues” cannot be entered at duolingo ( dot ) com. )
As soon as a new week beings ( on Sunday night ), start doing “Lightning Rounds”. Do as many as you can over the next several days. You’ll learn much more doing “Lightning Rounds” than by doing anything else in Duolingo. Don’t fret over mistakes that you make. Just keep doing “Lightning Rounds”! You’ll earn XP faster by doing “Lightning Rounds” than by doing anything else in Duolingo.
To do well in a given week, you’ll need to earn between 4,000 and 7,000 XP. That sounds like a lot. However, the more you do “Lightning Rounds”, the better you’ll get at completing them! It took me about a month to get very good at doing “Lightning Rounds” in Duolingo.
The biggest threat that I face is this: people who buy “Timer Boosts”. I’ll get far ahead of everyone in a given league. Then, some jackass, buying “Timer Boosts”, will eliminate my lead. It’s possible that such a person ‘honestly’ arrived at their XP. However, if someone acquires XP very quickly, I suspect him of buying “Timer Boosts”.
What happens when the “Lightning Rounds” end? There is another contest. I call this the ‘let down’ contest. Duolingo calls it the “XP Ramp Up Challenge”.
At first, you’ll do well in the “XP Ramp Up Challenge”. Then, it will become impossible to complete. The “XP Ramp Up Challenge” is Duolingo’s way of bringing you down from your high of earning 40 XP per lesson, doing the “Lightning Rounds”.
When you find yourself failing in the “XP Ramp Up Challenge”, forget about it. Duolingo is telling you, tacitly, to go to the section called “Learn”. Go to “Learn”.
What do you do in the “Learn” section of Duolingo? You complete ordinary language lessons. These are tedious. It takes awhile to complete a language lesson in “Learn”. If you run out of hearts, you can’t do any more lessons in the Duolingo app. ( You can continue to “Learn” at duolingo ( dot ) com. )
IF you successfully complete a lesson in “Learn” you get 10 XP. It takes forever to accumulate XP doing these tedious lessons. At this point in my week, it’s Saturday or Sunday ( before 6 p.m. ). I mostly quit Duolingo on the weekend. I save my strength for Sunday night! ( Or, as it turned out this week, Tuesday morning. That’s when I was able to do work in Duolingo. I began with just a few XP. In several hours, I was way ahead of everyone in my league! )
Here’s a tip: be stupid. If you complete a lot of lessons in “Learn”, you’ll get harder questions in the “Lightning Rounds”. What sort of questions do I want in the “Lightning Rounds”? Easy questions! An example: What does “MaMa” mean, in Ukrainian? ( It means “Mom”. )
That’s a question I like!
You might object: “I want to learn Ukrainian”, you say. “Don’t I need hard questions to learn?”
My answer:
1. I forget what I’ve learned very quickly. For instance: I think someone taught me that being a “pedophile” is bad, but I forgot that already. With regard to the Ukrainian language, I have to beat it into my head. It doesn’t hurt to do “easy” lessons. Unless you’re a genius, you’ll need to go over the same material many, many times.
This is a huge benefit of Duolingo. In the “Lightning Rounds”, you can wind up getting the same ( moronic ) questions over and over.
When I was in law school, the following would occur:
A. The teacher would introduce a legal concept.
B. The class would read one legal case that illustrated the concept.
C. The teacher would introduce another ( new ) legal concept.
D. The class would read one ( new ) legal case that illustrated that concept.
As a law student, I quickly fell behind. I didn’t need to read one legal case that illustrated the concept. I needed to read ten legal cases that illustrated the concept!
Then, in law school, we got to the concept of “child molesting”. I recall thinking, “I’d like to read 100 of these ‘child molesting’ cases. Talk about great literature!” Instead, our class was limited to reading one measly case of “child molesting”.
In Duolingo, I can study the same words until I truly learn them.
2. Duolingo isn’t ( totally ) stupid. If you whiz through lots of “Lightning Rounds”, Duolingo will start asking you harder questions. It will present you with new words. I don’t learn new words in “Learn”, where I’m supposed to. I learn them doing the “Lightning Rounds”.
Screenshot words, and sentences, that give you difficulty. Put them into an Album in your Photos app.
SHOP in DUOLINGO
There is a section in Duolingo called “Shop”. In the Duolingo app, “Shop” contains the following:
“Early Bird Reward: 2x Boost unlocks in 6 hours”. ( If you qualify for this, you’ll see the hours change. The hours change over the course of a morning. )
To unlock this reward, you must complete a lesson. You must complete it before noon. You must complete it in the Duolingo app. ( Not at duolingo ( dot ) com. )
What does “Early Bird Reward” do? Once it is activated, you get double XP for completing a lesson. However, you will only get double XP for a limited number of minutes. This might be 15 minutes, or it might be 30 minutes.
Complete as many lessons as you can during this time.
To get double XP for completing a lesson, you must do that lesson in “Learn”. I did a lesson in a “Lightning Round”, and did not get double XP.
Let’s pause to discuss, again, how one unlocks the “Early Bird Reward”.
My understanding is as follows: by completing a “Lightning Round”, you will unlock the “Early Bird Reward”.
( If that doesn’t work, do a lesson in “Learn”. )
When you activate your “Early Bird Reward”, you’ll see a timer. It will start ticking away the time that you have left in your “Early Bird Reward”.
You must complete a lesson in “Learn” to actually obtain double XP.
Let’s look at another item in “Shop”. It’s called:
“Free Chest: Watch an ad to earn gems.”
If you tap on this, an advertisement will play on your iPad’s screen. You’ll then get an ( often niggardly ) amount of gems. Tap on “Free Chest” when you need to go use the toilet. Then you won’t get stuck watching the ad. ( Though, with constipation, you might get stuck on the toilet. )
MORE ADVICE
Here’s another tip: a little goes a long way. It is very easy to access Duolingo. I use Duolingo often, during the day. I might do just one “Lightning Round”, or one lesson in “Learn”. However, that gives me a few more XP. Over the course of a day, I can rack up a nice amount of XP.
To “win” in Duolingo, you don’t need to finish first. You’ll get credit if you finish in first, second, or third place. Be satisfied with second place, if you have to be. I’ve found that someone always robs me of first place. I’ve been happy placing third, and then second, in leagues that I’ve been in.
Many people in a league are ‘losers’. They’ll do little in a given week. Probably, these are people who have real lives, unlike me. A league has 30 people in it. If you apply yourself, you’ll soon be competing against just a few people, in a given league.
Tap on your fellow players. Tap on each person’s photo. See who you’re competing against! Some of them are cute girls! ( Who, mostly, have real lives. )
SUMMARY
To win at Duolingo, do the following:
1. Jump into “Leagues”, preferably on Sunday night.
2. Play ‘honestly’. You don’t need “Timer Boosts” to finish “Lightning Rounds”. You just need to do a lot of “Lightning Rounds”!
3. Within a month of starting Duolingo, “Lightning Rounds” will be your best friend. You’ll be able to blow away all of your competitors in a few hours, doing “Lightning Rounds”.
4. Aim to achieve 4,000 to 7,000 XP doing “Lightning Rounds”.
5. When the “XP Ramp Up Challenge” becomes difficult, quit doing it.
6. If you do the above, you’ll be resting easy by Sunday. Someone may zip ahead of you, by buying “Timer Boosts”, but it won’t matter. You’ll finish in one of the top three places in your league.
GOOD News for PEDOPHILES
“No one should have to fear for their life because of their sexuality.”
- Kamala Harris, Vice President of the United States of America. January 29, 2019.
Source: Gutfeld! The Fox News Channel. November 29, 2021. ( Quoting the Twitter account of Kamala Harris: @KamalaHarris. )
AND IN THE END…
TRUMP on BIG TECH
“We need a press that’s fair and equal, and we don’t have it. What’s happened with Big Tech is a disgrace. I mean, it’s just an absolute disgrace.”
- Former United States President Donald J. Trump.
Source: Life, Liberty, and Levin. The Fox News Channel. December 5, 2021.
ARCANA
1. “Duolingo - Language Lessons” is available for free at the Apple App Store. It’s also online at duolingo ( dot ) com. If you use Duolingo for free, you’ll find yourself using both the app and the online version.
2. Standing Against Oppression:
A. https://www.patriotfreedomproject.com/
B. https://giftsforukraine.com/en
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 128
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 128, version 4.0
Date Written: December 14, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Lost in The Dead Zone
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ET 127
Editorial Thunder presents...
Lost in The Dead Zone
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Plus: English’s briefest history.
And: “Pedophile” is better.
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LOST in The DEAD Zone
King’s lengthy narrative leaves me ( mostly ) bored.
by Andrew Roller
The Dead Zone, by Stephen King. Original publication date: 1979. Amazon Kindle.
Note: I have done my utmost to keep “spoilers” out of this review.
I admire Stephen King’s success. I don’t admire his political or cultural views. ( He supported Christine Blasey Ford’s ridiculous lies, and he’s against so-called “pedophiles”. )
I’m not much of a horror fan. I’ve read some of King’s novels. I’ve also read two of his short story collections. He’s a competent writer. Nonetheless, I refer to his books as “grocery store literature”. If you haven’t yet obtained a conventional view of America, King will fill you in.
It’s said that King sometimes writes “science fiction”. To the extent that I’ve read his science fiction, it has fallen far short of the science fiction that I’ve read by true authors in the genre.
Currently, I’m reading a non-fiction book by Stephen King. It’s called, “On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft”. I recommend this book.
On page 191 of “On Writing”, King begins to discuss his novel, “The Dead Zone”. It was obvious to me that he was going to give away a good deal of the books’s plot. I figured: “Fuck, let’s read ‘The Dead Zone’. Then I’ll read King’s analysis of his novel.”
514 agonizing pages later, I’m done reading “The Dead Zone”. I barely survived it. Many times, I left King’s novel, pursuing better reading alternatives. ( Or any goddamn alternative, including blather at foxnews ( dot ) com. ) ( I’m now fully informed regarding a personnel change at CNN, a channel I haven’t watched in decades. )
“The Dead Zone” is way too long. In “On Writing”, King boasts about his novels’ length. My advice to King: spare us. Here are some pointers that I, as an unpublished best-selling novelist, have acquired:
1. The modern novel needs to be short. It should have short chapters. It should use simple words. ( This applies to an unknown novelist, not a perennial like King. )
2. I read a lot of science fiction when I was young. The standard length for the books that I read was a bit over 200 pages.
Here are the parts of “The Dead Zone” that I liked, and the pages where the section begins:
1. The Bible salesman. Page 5.
2. The carnival. Page 29.
3. The lightning rod salesman. Page 104. ( Reminiscent, as King acknowledges, of Ray Bradbury’s novel, “Something Wicked This Way Comes”. )
4. Our hero, in dire straits. Page 117. ( To say more, other than that he’s in a spooky place, would be to give away too much of the story. )
5. The last 60 pages of the novel. Page 443.
If you’re willing to slog through King’s needless prose elsewhere, you’ll enjoy these parts of the novel. If you’re willing to brave the entire book, it ends well. My eyes were wet as the book concluded. That’s a sign of a story that’s been well told.
( The book’s actual conclusion is on page 493, but King can’t stop writing! )
There is little suspense in this novel. King illuminates his future plot points with spotlight intensity.
If you were alive in the late 1960s, and in the 1970s, you’ll enjoy the story more. This novel is a bit like Forrest Gump. King weaves real events into his fictional narrative.
“The Dead Zone” relies, to a surprising degree, on realism for its plot. It begins as a horror story. However, by the novel’s end, one could almost categorize it as a conventional story. If you’re interested in politics, and willing to suffer through hundreds of pages of needless prose, “The Dead Zone” is worth reading.
As a ( would be ) author, I found myself highlighting many passages. For instance, did you know that a swimming pool has an “apron”? ( The edge of the pool, at page 375. ) King is a useful source for descriptive language.
Since “The Dead Zone” mostly bored me, I paid attention to the novel’s structure. I felt I learned a bit about how to configure a novel.
King’s America is one where a man is sexually attracted to women, but never to girls. A man has a sexual history, and a wife ( absent a King-penned calamity ). Son loves Mom and Dad. Mom and Dad are sane, and therefore worthy of love. Cops are inherently good, except for the occasional bad apple. Everyone loves apple pie and salutes the flag on the Fourth of July. I hope you never catch me writing such unreflective tripe, even if it were to make me a best-selling author. I prefer books with a deeper perspective than what King can produce.
ENGLISH’s Briefest HISTORY
Muller skims the surface of the story of English.
by Andrew Roller
English as a World Language, by Paul Muller. Lecture series. Liberty University. Apple iTunes U.
Having never held hands with a female ( thanks, America ), I’m nonetheless sometimes possessed with a fantasy. What if I were a Dad? Where would I recommend that my kid go to college?
I use Apple’s iTunes U app to answer this question. I listen to lecture series on iTunes U. Here are my results, so far:
1. Colleges with quality lecture series: Yale University, in America. Stanford University, in America. La Trobe University, in Australia.
2. Colleges with junk lecture series: West Point ( the United States military academy, for the United States Army ). Liberty University ( an American religious college ).
In “English as a World Language”, Muller does a passable job of describing the history of the English language. Unfortunately, each of his eleven lectures are only about 13 minutes long. Hence, Muller’s “history” is very truncated.
Worse, the latter half of his lecture series is devoted to comparing the influence of English to that of other modern languages. Muller complains that he lacks time, then proceeds to repeat material ( freshly spoken ) that he’s already covered!
Muller seems to be more of an appreciator of English than an actual historian of the language. He loves God, loves America, and loves English. That’s not history, that’s idolatry.
To the extent that I visually observed it, “English as a World Language” is gorgeously produced. Muller sits, or stands, in attractive locations. These locales are mostly akin to a study.
However, I don’t watch iTunes U lectures. I listen to them, as I’m doing chores. Where the speaker is, visually, is irrelevant to me.
I prefer the lecture approach taken by Yale. You’re in a real classroom, with real ( sometimes crazy ) students. The professor delivers his usual lecture, from a lectern or from a stage.
Note to Apple: I like having a visual view of the lecturer available to me. That’s why I prefer iTunes U to Apple’s “Podcasts” app. “Podcasts” only offers audio versions of lectures.
Wake up, Tim Cook! This is the age of the video, not of the radio!
DEPARTMENT of LANGUAGE
“Pedophile” is better.
The term “MAP” ( Minor Attracted Person ) denies the mutuality of attraction between individuals.
( Humbert liked Lolita, and Lolita liked Humbert. )
AND IN THE END…
What moves civilization forward? The answer to that question is one thing, always, and that is the written word.
- Paul Muller.
Source: Paul Muller. English as a World Language. Lecture: What Makes Language Influential? Liberty University. Apple iTunes U.
( Note the excessive number of words in Muller’s statement. )
ARCANA
1. CNN stands for “The Clinton News Network”, “The Cunt News Network”, “The Communist News Network”, or “The Cable News Network”, depending on your opinion of it.
2. King’s novel, “The Dead Zone”, was made into a movie in 1983. It stars Christopher Walken and Martin Sheen. Still photos from the movie, and more, are available in the app IMDb. This app is free at the Apple “App Store”. ( If you have trouble remembering IMDb, just think, “I’M Dead, Boy”. )
3. Tim Cook is the Chief Executive Officer of Apple Inc. ( Apple Computer. )
4. Standing Against Oppression:
A. https://www.patriotfreedomproject.com/
B. https://giftsforukraine.com/en
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 127
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 127, version 6.0
Date Written: December 9, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 127
Editorial Thunder presents...
Lost in The Dead Zone
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Plus: English’s briefest history.
And: “Pedophile” is better.
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LOST in The DEAD Zone
King’s lengthy narrative leaves me ( mostly ) bored.
by Andrew Roller
The Dead Zone, by Stephen King. Original publication date: 1979. Amazon Kindle.
Note: I have done my utmost to keep “spoilers” out of this review.
I admire Stephen King’s success. I don’t admire his political or cultural views. ( He supported Christine Blasey Ford’s ridiculous lies, and he’s against so-called “pedophiles”. )
I’m not much of a horror fan. I’ve read some of King’s novels. I’ve also read two of his short story collections. He’s a competent writer. Nonetheless, I refer to his books as “grocery store literature”. If you haven’t yet obtained a conventional view of America, King will fill you in.
It’s said that King sometimes writes “science fiction”. To the extent that I’ve read his science fiction, it has fallen far short of the science fiction that I’ve read by true authors in the genre.
Currently, I’m reading a non-fiction book by Stephen King. It’s called, “On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft”. I recommend this book.
On page 191 of “On Writing”, King begins to discuss his novel, “The Dead Zone”. It was obvious to me that he was going to give away a good deal of the books’s plot. I figured: “Fuck, let’s read ‘The Dead Zone’. Then I’ll read King’s analysis of his novel.”
514 agonizing pages later, I’m done reading “The Dead Zone”. I barely survived it. Many times, I left King’s novel, pursuing better reading alternatives. ( Or any goddamn alternative, including blather at foxnews ( dot ) com. ) ( I’m now fully informed regarding a personnel change at CNN, a channel I haven’t watched in decades. )
“The Dead Zone” is way too long. In “On Writing”, King boasts about his novels’ length. My advice to King: spare us. Here are some pointers that I, as an unpublished best-selling novelist, have acquired:
1. The modern novel needs to be short. It should have short chapters. It should use simple words. ( This applies to an unknown novelist, not a perennial like King. )
2. I read a lot of science fiction when I was young. The standard length for the books that I read was a bit over 200 pages.
Here are the parts of “The Dead Zone” that I liked, and the pages where the section begins:
1. The Bible salesman. Page 5.
2. The carnival. Page 29.
3. The lightning rod salesman. Page 104. ( Reminiscent, as King acknowledges, of Ray Bradbury’s novel, “Something Wicked This Way Comes”. )
4. Our hero, in dire straits. Page 117. ( To say more, other than that he’s in a spooky place, would be to give away too much of the story. )
5. The last 60 pages of the novel. Page 443.
If you’re willing to slog through King’s needless prose elsewhere, you’ll enjoy these parts of the novel. If you’re willing to brave the entire book, it ends well. My eyes were wet as the book concluded. That’s a sign of a story that’s been well told.
( The book’s actual conclusion is on page 493, but King can’t stop writing! )
There is little suspense in this novel. King illuminates his future plot points with spotlight intensity.
If you were alive in the late 1960s, and in the 1970s, you’ll enjoy the story more. This novel is a bit like Forrest Gump. King weaves real events into his fictional narrative.
“The Dead Zone” relies, to a surprising degree, on realism for its plot. It begins as a horror story. However, by the novel’s end, one could almost categorize it as a conventional story. If you’re interested in politics, and willing to suffer through hundreds of pages of needless prose, “The Dead Zone” is worth reading.
As a ( would be ) author, I found myself highlighting many passages. For instance, did you know that a swimming pool has an “apron”? ( The edge of the pool, at page 375. ) King is a useful source for descriptive language.
Since “The Dead Zone” mostly bored me, I paid attention to the novel’s structure. I felt I learned a bit about how to configure a novel.
King’s America is one where a man is sexually attracted to women, but never to girls. A man has a sexual history, and a wife ( absent a King-penned calamity ). Son loves Mom and Dad. Mom and Dad are sane, and therefore worthy of love. Cops are inherently good, except for the occasional bad apple. Everyone loves apple pie and salutes the flag on the Fourth of July. I hope you never catch me writing such unreflective tripe, even if it were to make me a best-selling author. I prefer books with a deeper perspective than what King can produce.
ENGLISH’s Briefest HISTORY
Muller skims the surface of the story of English.
by Andrew Roller
English as a World Language, by Paul Muller. Lecture series. Liberty University. Apple iTunes U.
Having never held hands with a female ( thanks, America ), I’m nonetheless sometimes possessed with a fantasy. What if I were a Dad? Where would I recommend that my kid go to college?
I use Apple’s iTunes U app to answer this question. I listen to lecture series on iTunes U. Here are my results, so far:
1. Colleges with quality lecture series: Yale University, in America. Stanford University, in America. La Trobe University, in Australia.
2. Colleges with junk lecture series: West Point ( the United States military academy, for the United States Army ). Liberty University ( an American religious college ).
In “English as a World Language”, Muller does a passable job of describing the history of the English language. Unfortunately, each of his eleven lectures are only about 13 minutes long. Hence, Muller’s “history” is very truncated.
Worse, the latter half of his lecture series is devoted to comparing the influence of English to that of other modern languages. Muller complains that he lacks time, then proceeds to repeat material ( freshly spoken ) that he’s already covered!
Muller seems to be more of an appreciator of English than an actual historian of the language. He loves God, loves America, and loves English. That’s not history, that’s idolatry.
To the extent that I visually observed it, “English as a World Language” is gorgeously produced. Muller sits, or stands, in attractive locations. These locales are mostly akin to a study.
However, I don’t watch iTunes U lectures. I listen to them, as I’m doing chores. Where the speaker is, visually, is irrelevant to me.
I prefer the lecture approach taken by Yale. You’re in a real classroom, with real ( sometimes crazy ) students. The professor delivers his usual lecture, from a lectern or from a stage.
Note to Apple: I like having a visual view of the lecturer available to me. That’s why I prefer iTunes U to Apple’s “Podcasts” app. “Podcasts” only offers audio versions of lectures.
Wake up, Tim Cook! This is the age of the video, not of the radio!
DEPARTMENT of LANGUAGE
“Pedophile” is better.
The term “MAP” ( Minor Attracted Person ) denies the mutuality of attraction between individuals.
( Humbert liked Lolita, and Lolita liked Humbert. )
AND IN THE END…
What moves civilization forward? The answer to that question is one thing, always, and that is the written word.
- Paul Muller.
Source: Paul Muller. English as a World Language. Lecture: What Makes Language Influential? Liberty University. Apple iTunes U.
( Note the excessive number of words in Muller’s statement. )
ARCANA
1. CNN stands for “The Clinton News Network”, “The Cunt News Network”, “The Communist News Network”, or “The Cable News Network”, depending on your opinion of it.
2. King’s novel, “The Dead Zone”, was made into a movie in 1983. It stars Christopher Walken and Martin Sheen. Still photos from the movie, and more, are available in the app IMDb. This app is free at the Apple “App Store”. ( If you have trouble remembering IMDb, just think, “I’M Dead, Boy”. )
3. Tim Cook is the Chief Executive Officer of Apple Inc. ( Apple Computer. )
4. Standing Against Oppression:
A. https://www.patriotfreedomproject.com/
B. https://giftsforukraine.com/en
——————————————————————————————————————————
Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 127
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 127, version 6.0
Date Written: December 9, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Slaughter and Compromise
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BO 23
Book Observations presents...
Slaughter and Compromise
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Plus: Hitler, “pro” and “con”.
And: Oz on Big Tech.
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SLAUGHTER And COMPROMISE
20th century war and diplomacy.
By Andrew Roller
“The higher the cost of the war, the more blood and treasure it cost, the longer the list of casualties, the more it became necessary to win.”
- James Sheehan, on World War One.
Source: James Sheehan. HIST 102: International System in the 20th Century. Lecture: The First World War. Stanford University. Apple iTunes U.
HIST 102: International System in the 20th Century. James Sheehan. Lecture series. Stanford University. Apple iTunes U.
Review: Humans engage in many activities. Gardening, commuting, sleeping. Two activities combine amazingly contradictory behaviors. War is murder. The diplomacy that occurs before, during, and after a war is often the epitome of civilized behavior. A wedding is often the epitome of decorousness. It’s followed by the animal carnality of the wedding night.
Sheehan’s lecture series begins in the 19th century. Then, Britain ruled the seas. It also laid claim to lots of land. In that era, it was said, “the sun never sets on the British empire.” Britain owned so much land, across the globe, that the sun was always shining on some part of Britain.
Germany was the last of the great nations to unify. When it did, it felt compelled to compete with Britain. Britain had a big fleet of ships. Britain’s ships allowed it to control the seas, and all the land that it laid claim to. Germany wanted the same. Germany tried to build a large fleet of ships. Britain did what it could to prevent this.
Such was the state of affairs in 1914. That’s when Archduke Franz Ferdinand ( not Fergie! ), of Austria was shot dead. Fergie looks like a middle-aged drill sergeant. So, naturally, some doped-up hippie shot him.
( I’m joking about the hippie. )
Fergie ( I mean, Ferdinand ) was shot by a teenager. Fergie’s assassin was a 19-year-old Bosnian. The assassin, Gavrilo Princip, shot Fergie in Bosnia. He did so because he wanted to free Bosnia from Austrian rule. Austria was, at the time, a large empire.
Unfortunate though it was, this assassination makes sense. Especially if you’re a Bosnian.
That’s not how Austria saw it. ( Which itself makes sense. ) Austria decided to crack down, militarily, on Bosnia. Bosnia is intertwined with Serbia. ( Gavrilo was a Bosnian Serb. )
Austria cracked down on Bosnia ( including Serbia ).
Here’s a timeless rule of our modern world: if you screw Serbia, Russia will screw you. Russia regards Serbia as akin to a younger sibling.
Russia declared war on Austria.
Here’s a timeless rule of our modern world: if you screw Austria, Germany will screw you. Germany regards Austria as akin to a younger sibling.
( Adolf Hitler, who later gained control of Germany, was an Austrian. )
( Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is often thought of as a German, was born in Austria. )
Germany attacked Russia.
Russia had a mutual defense pact with France. Germany knew this. Germany, fearing an attack from France, attacked France ( while also attacking Russia ).
Here’s a timeless rule of our modern world: if you screw France, Britain will screw you. Britain regards France as akin to a hapless stepchild.
Britain went to war against Germany.
Here’s a timeless rule of our modern world: if you screw Britain, America will screw you. America regards Britain as akin to a hapless stepchild.
America went to war against Germany.
World War One was now fully underway. ( It took America several years to decide to join the war. )
It’s worth pausing to consider the above sequence of events. What if these happen again? Never mind which nations are involved, assuming that they all have nuclear missiles. Everything that we have could be obliterated in half an hour. Half an hour from now. If the nuclear missiles are hypersonic, less than half an hour is needed to destroy the world.
( By the way, roaches would survive a nuclear war. They would have lots of food - us. )
At the outbreak of World War One, Germany and France were regarded as equally powerful. Why did Germany think it could defeat France? Did Germany have nuclear weapons? No. The atomic bomb wasn’t invented until 1945.
Germany had a more efficient railroad timetable. Germany felt that, with its more efficient use of railroads, it could put its troops, and their equipment, into battle faster than France could. Germany could also put its troops, and their equipment, into the correct locations for battle.
( France, responding to Germany, screwed up. Its troops wound up where their equipment wasn’t. )
Germany was right. It’s use of railroads was more efficient than France’s. However, Germany was unable to defeat the combined forces of Russia, France, Britain, and America. ( Austria collapsed during World War One. )
World War One was fought mostly in northern France. ( Roughly, along France’s border with Belgium. )
World War One devolved into an artillery war. Today’s nuclear missiles are long-distance artillery.
World War One ended in 1918. Spoiler alert: Germany lost.
Germany wasn’t happy that it lost. Adolf Hitler, who fought in World War One, wasn’t happy that Germany lost.
The winning powers ( Russia, France, Britain, and America ) imposed massive punishment on Germany. Germany was required to pay reparations to the winning powers. That’s because the winning powers said that Germany had started World War One. ( Sheehan disputes the notion that Germany started World War One. )
The reparations that Germany was forced to pay destroyed its economy. Germany’s wrecked economy destroyed its government. ( Note to Joe Biden: if inflation wrecks America’s economy, that will destroy America’s government. Then we’ll get Adolf Hitler Junior in the White House. )
Germany’s wrecked government allowed Adolf Hitler to take control of Germany. Hitler restarted World War One. Since it was now 1939, this war is called World War Two.
World War Two involved every continent on the globe. Battles didn’t take place on every continent. However, people on every continent were swept into the war. Even remote Pacific islands became killing grounds.
When you meet someone in the street, you don’t say, “Heil Hitler!” So, hopefully, I don’t have to give you a spoiler alert: Germany lost. ( Again! )
World War Two ended in 1945.
The large nations that had fought against Germany in World War Two were the same as those that had fought it in World War One: Russia, France, Britain, and America.
Oh, yes. Japan joined World War Two. Japan, seeing that Germany had lost World War One, joined World War Two on the German side. That was not a genius move.
Both Japan and Germany wanted more land. After World War Two, both Japan and Germany had less land. For a time, Germany, as a nation, ceased to exist. This happened as World War Two drew to a close.
Two powerful nations were left standing at the end of World War Two. They were America, and Russia. America had invented, and dropped, the atomic bomb in 1945. Russia soon acquired the atomic bomb.
A “nuclear peace” followed World War Two. War didn’t break out between America and Russia, because both sides feared that the result would be their own demise.
This “nuclear peace” continues to the present moment.
Something called “The Cold War” followed World War Two. This consisted of a “nuclear stalemate” between America and Russia. Each side fought small, conventional wars in countries that didn’t really matter. These countries included Vietnam, Angola, and many others. Each side hoped to “subvert” the citizens of the opposing nation.
( Echoes of this remain. America’s Democrats falsely accused Former United States President Donald Trump of being Russia’s pawn. )
“The Cold War” is deemed to have ended in 1989, when Russia’s communist government ceased to exist. However, “The Cold War” continues, in my opinion. Russia, in 2021, may invade Ukraine. Russia has already taken the part of Ukraine known as “the Crimea”. Russia felt that it didn’t have enough crime. So, it took “the Crimea”.
Actually, Russia wanted more beachfront property, populated by lovely bikini-clad girls. “The Crimea” is a peninsula along the northern coast of the Black Sea.
Who is Russia’s principal adversary, as it contemplates invading Ukraine? America. ( Technically, Ukraine is Russia’s principal adversary, but Ukraine doesn’t have nuclear weapons. ) ( Whether Ukraine has a more efficient railroad timetable than Russia is, today, irrelevant. )
Sheehan is a good lecturer. However, I found the first lecture in his series to be tedious. At least two of his lectures are not delivered in a classroom. These lectures come across, when they begin, as boring. Eventually, I acclimated myself to them.
The more you know about history, the more interesting Sheehan will be.
It’s said that laws are important. However, there is a hierarchy of power. It is as follows, in order of importance:
1. War. Who won? That will determine what sort of politics controls your life.
2. Politics. Who won? That will determine what sort of governance controls your life.
3. Law. Who benefits? That will determine what you can do.
4. Culture. What is celebrated, cherished, and promoted? That will determine what you feel you’re allowed to do.
Culture, in turn, influences whether or not a war is fought. It was the cultural perspective of Gavrilo that caused him to assassinate Fergie.
ADDITIONAL QUOTES
1. “War … is an essential part of the birthing process.”
- James Sheehan, on the creation of the polity known as “the nation state”.
( Given sexual competition, is war an essential part of the birthing process in nature? )
Source: James Sheehan. HIST 102: International System in the 20th Century. Lecture: The Search for Order: Asia. Stanford University. Apple iTunes U.
2. “This coup … [ in ] 1953, a long time ago, far, far away, does not loom large [ in ] the American political imagination. You can be very sure, however, that in [ Iran ] it doesn’t get forgotten.”
- James Sheehan, on the British and American overthrow of Iran’s government.
Source: Ibid. Lecture: After Empire: The Middle East.
3. “Power is never constant. It never lasts forever.”
- James Sheehan.
Source: Ibid. Lecture: Conclusion.
FURTHER READING:
1. The Guns of August. By Barbara W. Tuchman ( not Tushman! ) Published in the United Kingdom as “August 1914”. Original date of publication: 1962.
I have read this book twice, with great pleasure. It is superb.
2. Hundred Days: The Campaign That Ended World War I. By Nick Lloyd. Date of publication: 2014.
This is a wonderful book. It has many spooky allusions. The collapse of the German war effort is expertly described.
3. Adolf Hitler: The Definitive Biography. By John Toland. Original date of publication: 1976.
I have read this book twice. Toland’s description of Hitler’s early life, and his rise to political power, is outstanding. I regard this as essential reading for anyone interested in politics. Sadly, Toland’s coverage of World War Two is skimpy.
Reading this book, you’ll find yourself asking, “What was Hitler doing - right then?” Toland keeps the spotlight directly on Hitler, as he should.
For lack of a better description, this is a “pro Hitler” book. ( Any good biography should have a sympathetic view of its protagonist. )
4. Hitler: A Biography. By Ian Kershaw. Date of publication: 2010.
I have photos of two gorgeous children who were murdered in Hitler’s holocaust. One photograph is of a 14-year-old girl. She reminds me of Milana from Minsk. She survived in one of Hitler’s death camps, until someone shoved a drug-loaded needle into her heart.
That being said, Kershaw spends endless pages, in his “biography of Hitler”, on the Holocaust. I’m happy to read about the Holocaust - in a history of the Holocaust!
A biography of Hitler should note his involvement in the Holocaust, and then get on with Hitler’s life.
Note: Hitler didn’t kill anyone. He told other people to do the killing. The fact that humans routinely form murderous hierarchies is worth keeping in mind.
Any government is constructed to be a murderous hierarchy.
For lack of a better description, Kershaw’s book is “anti-Hitler”. This mars his narrative.
5. The Longest Day: The Classic Epic of D-Day. By Cornelius Ryan. Original date of publication: 1959.
I’ve just begun reading this masterful account. ( When I’m not masturbating. ) This book was made into a movie starring John Wayne. The movie was released in 1962.
6. Pacific Crucible: War at Sea in the Pacific, 1941-1942. By Ian W. Toll. Date of publication: 2011.
This is a deeply enlightening narrative of the early years of World War Two. America was defeated by Japan in the Pacific, but refused to surrender.
7. Escape from the Deep: A True Story of Courage and Survival During World War II. By Alex Kershaw. Date of publication: 2009.
Experience life aboard a submarine, and then as a prisoner of the Japanese. This is a riveting, detailed narrative.
A Writer’s AGONY
An exposition on the sacrifice of being a no-seller author.
by Andrew Roller
As best I can tell, nearly all of my articles go almost wholly unread. ( Thank you to those of you who follow my blog. I appreciate it! )
If you are reading this, I hope you’re warm. I’m freezing my fingers off. ( I’m not freezing my balls off; I’m sitting on them. )
It’s now winter in San Diego. It’s cold. My room has an unusually high ceiling. As a result, the heater for my room is inadequate. I can only get my room’s temperature to about 76 degrees. I need at least 82 degrees to feel warm.
The heater for my room is on the building’s roof. I don’t own the heater, or the building.
What to do?
1. I turn on my oven. I do so as follows: “Bake at 425 degrees”.
2. A bell rings when my oven is at 425 degrees. I turn my oven off.
3. I open the door to my oven. I stand in front of the door.
Unfortunately, I can’t keep standing in front of my oven. I need to write this issue! Also, my oven only heats itself if its door is closed. Hence, I can’t use my oven like an open hearth.
God knows what running my oven, often, will do to my already expensive electric bill.
My room doesn’t have a fireplace. That’s because San Diego’s residents think that they live in a warm locale.
All those California beach movies are lies. California is a cold climate, with a cold ocean. I have not noticed any preponderance of beautiful girls in Southern California.
AND IN THE END…
OZ on BIG TECH
“People with good ideas are shamed, they’re silenced, they’re bullied, they’re cancelled. … I’ve gone to battle with Big Tech … and I’ve got scars to prove it.”
- Dr. Mehmet Oz.
Source: Dr. Mehmet Oz. Hannity. The Fox News Channel. November 30, 2021.
Oz is running for the United States Senate in Pennsylvania.
References:
1. https://doctoroz.com/
2. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/12/the-surge-senate-dr-oz-jd-vance-josh-mandel-trump.html
ARCANA
1. I have abandoned the convention of describing the world wars as “I” and “II”. I feel that the wars can be more easily distinguished by “One” and “Two”. In fact, both wars are described by Sheehan as “the thirty years war”. However, there is an earlier historical event that is also called “the thirty years war”. ( Which is not to be confused with the earlier historical event known as “the hundred years war”. )
2. I did my best to describe the various nations’ behavior at World War One’s start. Hence, Germany “attacked” France; America “went to war against” Germany. ( America couldn’t attack Germany until its forces arrived in Europe. )
3. Every country “matters”. However, whether a country has influence, or not, ultimately depends on how well it can inflict harm on others, with a minimum of harm to itself.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. BO, Book Observations, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is BO, Book Observations, issue number 23
Arcana: This is BO, Book Observations, issue number 23, version 3.0
Date Written: December 6, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Plus: Hitler, “pro” and “con”.
And: Oz on Big Tech.
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SLAUGHTER And COMPROMISE
20th century war and diplomacy.
By Andrew Roller
“The higher the cost of the war, the more blood and treasure it cost, the longer the list of casualties, the more it became necessary to win.”
- James Sheehan, on World War One.
Source: James Sheehan. HIST 102: International System in the 20th Century. Lecture: The First World War. Stanford University. Apple iTunes U.
HIST 102: International System in the 20th Century. James Sheehan. Lecture series. Stanford University. Apple iTunes U.
Review: Humans engage in many activities. Gardening, commuting, sleeping. Two activities combine amazingly contradictory behaviors. War is murder. The diplomacy that occurs before, during, and after a war is often the epitome of civilized behavior. A wedding is often the epitome of decorousness. It’s followed by the animal carnality of the wedding night.
Sheehan’s lecture series begins in the 19th century. Then, Britain ruled the seas. It also laid claim to lots of land. In that era, it was said, “the sun never sets on the British empire.” Britain owned so much land, across the globe, that the sun was always shining on some part of Britain.
Germany was the last of the great nations to unify. When it did, it felt compelled to compete with Britain. Britain had a big fleet of ships. Britain’s ships allowed it to control the seas, and all the land that it laid claim to. Germany wanted the same. Germany tried to build a large fleet of ships. Britain did what it could to prevent this.
Such was the state of affairs in 1914. That’s when Archduke Franz Ferdinand ( not Fergie! ), of Austria was shot dead. Fergie looks like a middle-aged drill sergeant. So, naturally, some doped-up hippie shot him.
( I’m joking about the hippie. )
Fergie ( I mean, Ferdinand ) was shot by a teenager. Fergie’s assassin was a 19-year-old Bosnian. The assassin, Gavrilo Princip, shot Fergie in Bosnia. He did so because he wanted to free Bosnia from Austrian rule. Austria was, at the time, a large empire.
Unfortunate though it was, this assassination makes sense. Especially if you’re a Bosnian.
That’s not how Austria saw it. ( Which itself makes sense. ) Austria decided to crack down, militarily, on Bosnia. Bosnia is intertwined with Serbia. ( Gavrilo was a Bosnian Serb. )
Austria cracked down on Bosnia ( including Serbia ).
Here’s a timeless rule of our modern world: if you screw Serbia, Russia will screw you. Russia regards Serbia as akin to a younger sibling.
Russia declared war on Austria.
Here’s a timeless rule of our modern world: if you screw Austria, Germany will screw you. Germany regards Austria as akin to a younger sibling.
( Adolf Hitler, who later gained control of Germany, was an Austrian. )
( Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is often thought of as a German, was born in Austria. )
Germany attacked Russia.
Russia had a mutual defense pact with France. Germany knew this. Germany, fearing an attack from France, attacked France ( while also attacking Russia ).
Here’s a timeless rule of our modern world: if you screw France, Britain will screw you. Britain regards France as akin to a hapless stepchild.
Britain went to war against Germany.
Here’s a timeless rule of our modern world: if you screw Britain, America will screw you. America regards Britain as akin to a hapless stepchild.
America went to war against Germany.
World War One was now fully underway. ( It took America several years to decide to join the war. )
It’s worth pausing to consider the above sequence of events. What if these happen again? Never mind which nations are involved, assuming that they all have nuclear missiles. Everything that we have could be obliterated in half an hour. Half an hour from now. If the nuclear missiles are hypersonic, less than half an hour is needed to destroy the world.
( By the way, roaches would survive a nuclear war. They would have lots of food - us. )
At the outbreak of World War One, Germany and France were regarded as equally powerful. Why did Germany think it could defeat France? Did Germany have nuclear weapons? No. The atomic bomb wasn’t invented until 1945.
Germany had a more efficient railroad timetable. Germany felt that, with its more efficient use of railroads, it could put its troops, and their equipment, into battle faster than France could. Germany could also put its troops, and their equipment, into the correct locations for battle.
( France, responding to Germany, screwed up. Its troops wound up where their equipment wasn’t. )
Germany was right. It’s use of railroads was more efficient than France’s. However, Germany was unable to defeat the combined forces of Russia, France, Britain, and America. ( Austria collapsed during World War One. )
World War One was fought mostly in northern France. ( Roughly, along France’s border with Belgium. )
World War One devolved into an artillery war. Today’s nuclear missiles are long-distance artillery.
World War One ended in 1918. Spoiler alert: Germany lost.
Germany wasn’t happy that it lost. Adolf Hitler, who fought in World War One, wasn’t happy that Germany lost.
The winning powers ( Russia, France, Britain, and America ) imposed massive punishment on Germany. Germany was required to pay reparations to the winning powers. That’s because the winning powers said that Germany had started World War One. ( Sheehan disputes the notion that Germany started World War One. )
The reparations that Germany was forced to pay destroyed its economy. Germany’s wrecked economy destroyed its government. ( Note to Joe Biden: if inflation wrecks America’s economy, that will destroy America’s government. Then we’ll get Adolf Hitler Junior in the White House. )
Germany’s wrecked government allowed Adolf Hitler to take control of Germany. Hitler restarted World War One. Since it was now 1939, this war is called World War Two.
World War Two involved every continent on the globe. Battles didn’t take place on every continent. However, people on every continent were swept into the war. Even remote Pacific islands became killing grounds.
When you meet someone in the street, you don’t say, “Heil Hitler!” So, hopefully, I don’t have to give you a spoiler alert: Germany lost. ( Again! )
World War Two ended in 1945.
The large nations that had fought against Germany in World War Two were the same as those that had fought it in World War One: Russia, France, Britain, and America.
Oh, yes. Japan joined World War Two. Japan, seeing that Germany had lost World War One, joined World War Two on the German side. That was not a genius move.
Both Japan and Germany wanted more land. After World War Two, both Japan and Germany had less land. For a time, Germany, as a nation, ceased to exist. This happened as World War Two drew to a close.
Two powerful nations were left standing at the end of World War Two. They were America, and Russia. America had invented, and dropped, the atomic bomb in 1945. Russia soon acquired the atomic bomb.
A “nuclear peace” followed World War Two. War didn’t break out between America and Russia, because both sides feared that the result would be their own demise.
This “nuclear peace” continues to the present moment.
Something called “The Cold War” followed World War Two. This consisted of a “nuclear stalemate” between America and Russia. Each side fought small, conventional wars in countries that didn’t really matter. These countries included Vietnam, Angola, and many others. Each side hoped to “subvert” the citizens of the opposing nation.
( Echoes of this remain. America’s Democrats falsely accused Former United States President Donald Trump of being Russia’s pawn. )
“The Cold War” is deemed to have ended in 1989, when Russia’s communist government ceased to exist. However, “The Cold War” continues, in my opinion. Russia, in 2021, may invade Ukraine. Russia has already taken the part of Ukraine known as “the Crimea”. Russia felt that it didn’t have enough crime. So, it took “the Crimea”.
Actually, Russia wanted more beachfront property, populated by lovely bikini-clad girls. “The Crimea” is a peninsula along the northern coast of the Black Sea.
Who is Russia’s principal adversary, as it contemplates invading Ukraine? America. ( Technically, Ukraine is Russia’s principal adversary, but Ukraine doesn’t have nuclear weapons. ) ( Whether Ukraine has a more efficient railroad timetable than Russia is, today, irrelevant. )
Sheehan is a good lecturer. However, I found the first lecture in his series to be tedious. At least two of his lectures are not delivered in a classroom. These lectures come across, when they begin, as boring. Eventually, I acclimated myself to them.
The more you know about history, the more interesting Sheehan will be.
It’s said that laws are important. However, there is a hierarchy of power. It is as follows, in order of importance:
1. War. Who won? That will determine what sort of politics controls your life.
2. Politics. Who won? That will determine what sort of governance controls your life.
3. Law. Who benefits? That will determine what you can do.
4. Culture. What is celebrated, cherished, and promoted? That will determine what you feel you’re allowed to do.
Culture, in turn, influences whether or not a war is fought. It was the cultural perspective of Gavrilo that caused him to assassinate Fergie.
ADDITIONAL QUOTES
1. “War … is an essential part of the birthing process.”
- James Sheehan, on the creation of the polity known as “the nation state”.
( Given sexual competition, is war an essential part of the birthing process in nature? )
Source: James Sheehan. HIST 102: International System in the 20th Century. Lecture: The Search for Order: Asia. Stanford University. Apple iTunes U.
2. “This coup … [ in ] 1953, a long time ago, far, far away, does not loom large [ in ] the American political imagination. You can be very sure, however, that in [ Iran ] it doesn’t get forgotten.”
- James Sheehan, on the British and American overthrow of Iran’s government.
Source: Ibid. Lecture: After Empire: The Middle East.
3. “Power is never constant. It never lasts forever.”
- James Sheehan.
Source: Ibid. Lecture: Conclusion.
FURTHER READING:
1. The Guns of August. By Barbara W. Tuchman ( not Tushman! ) Published in the United Kingdom as “August 1914”. Original date of publication: 1962.
I have read this book twice, with great pleasure. It is superb.
2. Hundred Days: The Campaign That Ended World War I. By Nick Lloyd. Date of publication: 2014.
This is a wonderful book. It has many spooky allusions. The collapse of the German war effort is expertly described.
3. Adolf Hitler: The Definitive Biography. By John Toland. Original date of publication: 1976.
I have read this book twice. Toland’s description of Hitler’s early life, and his rise to political power, is outstanding. I regard this as essential reading for anyone interested in politics. Sadly, Toland’s coverage of World War Two is skimpy.
Reading this book, you’ll find yourself asking, “What was Hitler doing - right then?” Toland keeps the spotlight directly on Hitler, as he should.
For lack of a better description, this is a “pro Hitler” book. ( Any good biography should have a sympathetic view of its protagonist. )
4. Hitler: A Biography. By Ian Kershaw. Date of publication: 2010.
I have photos of two gorgeous children who were murdered in Hitler’s holocaust. One photograph is of a 14-year-old girl. She reminds me of Milana from Minsk. She survived in one of Hitler’s death camps, until someone shoved a drug-loaded needle into her heart.
That being said, Kershaw spends endless pages, in his “biography of Hitler”, on the Holocaust. I’m happy to read about the Holocaust - in a history of the Holocaust!
A biography of Hitler should note his involvement in the Holocaust, and then get on with Hitler’s life.
Note: Hitler didn’t kill anyone. He told other people to do the killing. The fact that humans routinely form murderous hierarchies is worth keeping in mind.
Any government is constructed to be a murderous hierarchy.
For lack of a better description, Kershaw’s book is “anti-Hitler”. This mars his narrative.
5. The Longest Day: The Classic Epic of D-Day. By Cornelius Ryan. Original date of publication: 1959.
I’ve just begun reading this masterful account. ( When I’m not masturbating. ) This book was made into a movie starring John Wayne. The movie was released in 1962.
6. Pacific Crucible: War at Sea in the Pacific, 1941-1942. By Ian W. Toll. Date of publication: 2011.
This is a deeply enlightening narrative of the early years of World War Two. America was defeated by Japan in the Pacific, but refused to surrender.
7. Escape from the Deep: A True Story of Courage and Survival During World War II. By Alex Kershaw. Date of publication: 2009.
Experience life aboard a submarine, and then as a prisoner of the Japanese. This is a riveting, detailed narrative.
A Writer’s AGONY
An exposition on the sacrifice of being a no-seller author.
by Andrew Roller
As best I can tell, nearly all of my articles go almost wholly unread. ( Thank you to those of you who follow my blog. I appreciate it! )
If you are reading this, I hope you’re warm. I’m freezing my fingers off. ( I’m not freezing my balls off; I’m sitting on them. )
It’s now winter in San Diego. It’s cold. My room has an unusually high ceiling. As a result, the heater for my room is inadequate. I can only get my room’s temperature to about 76 degrees. I need at least 82 degrees to feel warm.
The heater for my room is on the building’s roof. I don’t own the heater, or the building.
What to do?
1. I turn on my oven. I do so as follows: “Bake at 425 degrees”.
2. A bell rings when my oven is at 425 degrees. I turn my oven off.
3. I open the door to my oven. I stand in front of the door.
Unfortunately, I can’t keep standing in front of my oven. I need to write this issue! Also, my oven only heats itself if its door is closed. Hence, I can’t use my oven like an open hearth.
God knows what running my oven, often, will do to my already expensive electric bill.
My room doesn’t have a fireplace. That’s because San Diego’s residents think that they live in a warm locale.
All those California beach movies are lies. California is a cold climate, with a cold ocean. I have not noticed any preponderance of beautiful girls in Southern California.
AND IN THE END…
OZ on BIG TECH
“People with good ideas are shamed, they’re silenced, they’re bullied, they’re cancelled. … I’ve gone to battle with Big Tech … and I’ve got scars to prove it.”
- Dr. Mehmet Oz.
Source: Dr. Mehmet Oz. Hannity. The Fox News Channel. November 30, 2021.
Oz is running for the United States Senate in Pennsylvania.
References:
1. https://doctoroz.com/
2. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/12/the-surge-senate-dr-oz-jd-vance-josh-mandel-trump.html
ARCANA
1. I have abandoned the convention of describing the world wars as “I” and “II”. I feel that the wars can be more easily distinguished by “One” and “Two”. In fact, both wars are described by Sheehan as “the thirty years war”. However, there is an earlier historical event that is also called “the thirty years war”. ( Which is not to be confused with the earlier historical event known as “the hundred years war”. )
2. I did my best to describe the various nations’ behavior at World War One’s start. Hence, Germany “attacked” France; America “went to war against” Germany. ( America couldn’t attack Germany until its forces arrived in Europe. )
3. Every country “matters”. However, whether a country has influence, or not, ultimately depends on how well it can inflict harm on others, with a minimum of harm to itself.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. BO, Book Observations, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is BO, Book Observations, issue number 23
Arcana: This is BO, Book Observations, issue number 23, version 3.0
Date Written: December 6, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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AFFLICTED!
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ET 126
Editorial Thunder presents...
AFFLICTED!
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AFFLICTED!
by Andrew Roller
Waking up, I realized that something was wrong. A sense of urgency possessed me. Unusually, this feeling wasn’t directed toward my occupation. I didn’t have my usual desire to get to work, to serve my corporate employer as a faceless masked drudge.
Worse, I had ceased to be genderless. Something had erected itself between my legs! I looked it up on the internet. This new object, I found, has been afflicting me since my birth. Why I hadn’t noticed it prior to this, I’m not sure.
Something was clearly wrong!
I tried getting ready for work. I managed to get out of my room. On the street, I recognized another person. I didn’t see them as another genderless individual. I identified the person as having a gender!
I tried to avoid looking at the person. Sadly, I failed. By gazing at the person for more than five seconds, according to Netflix corporate guidelines, I committed the crime of “lookism”. “Lookism” is a form of sexual harassment.
I have an excuse for my crime. I wondered if this ( formerly ) genderless individual was afflicted by something between their legs. Something that stuck out, like my affliction does.
I was relieved to find that there was nothing protruding between the person’s legs. However, I saw that they had two objects afflicting them! They were sticking out from their chest! I’m pleased to say that I don’t suffer from that particular affliction.
A new desire struck me. It was very strange. Since this ( formerly ) genderless individual didn’t have something protruding between her legs, I wanted to donate my thing to her. Indeed, I wanted to stick my protruding thing between her legs, hard! So hard that my thing would definitely be donated to her! ( Maybe it would go inside her. )
I figured I needed some sort of name for this ( formerly ) genderless being. I invented a name for her: woman.
I realized I needed a name for my new gender. It definitely couldn’t be “woman”, since I’ve got that damn thing sticking out between my legs. I wanted to call myself “penis”, for some reason. Instead, I settled on “man”.
Thoughts of sticking my thing in “woman” continued to torment me. Arriving at work, I tried doing my job. I still felt odd. I went to the doctor in our building. The doctor examined me. Here’s what I was told:
“You have the Omicron variant of the COVID virus. It’s afflicting you with thoughts of gender, and with a desire for sex.”
“No!” I gasped.
“You need another booster shot,” the doctor told me.
“A fiftieth booster shot?!” I wailed. “Forty-nine weren’t enough?”
“Sadly, no,” the doctor informed me. The doctor had me drop my pants, and bend over. I got an injection in my bottom. While I was bent over, the doctor also gave me a rectal exam. The doctor told me that my asshole was okay.
I ceased to notice that I had something between my legs. I’m now happily back at work. I’m starting to be recognized by my company. They say they may have me teach their course on “Genderless Studies”. Also, I may be tasked with teaching my company’s course on “Corporate Guidelines and Standards”. It’s known, affectionately, as “Obedience Training”.
If we all ensure that we’re fully vaccinated, our Corporate State will be able to continue to successfully exploit us. Then we can all have a wonderful Merry Corporation this December 25th.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 126
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 126, version 1.0
Date Written: December 1, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 126
Editorial Thunder presents...
AFFLICTED!
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AFFLICTED!
by Andrew Roller
Waking up, I realized that something was wrong. A sense of urgency possessed me. Unusually, this feeling wasn’t directed toward my occupation. I didn’t have my usual desire to get to work, to serve my corporate employer as a faceless masked drudge.
Worse, I had ceased to be genderless. Something had erected itself between my legs! I looked it up on the internet. This new object, I found, has been afflicting me since my birth. Why I hadn’t noticed it prior to this, I’m not sure.
Something was clearly wrong!
I tried getting ready for work. I managed to get out of my room. On the street, I recognized another person. I didn’t see them as another genderless individual. I identified the person as having a gender!
I tried to avoid looking at the person. Sadly, I failed. By gazing at the person for more than five seconds, according to Netflix corporate guidelines, I committed the crime of “lookism”. “Lookism” is a form of sexual harassment.
I have an excuse for my crime. I wondered if this ( formerly ) genderless individual was afflicted by something between their legs. Something that stuck out, like my affliction does.
I was relieved to find that there was nothing protruding between the person’s legs. However, I saw that they had two objects afflicting them! They were sticking out from their chest! I’m pleased to say that I don’t suffer from that particular affliction.
A new desire struck me. It was very strange. Since this ( formerly ) genderless individual didn’t have something protruding between her legs, I wanted to donate my thing to her. Indeed, I wanted to stick my protruding thing between her legs, hard! So hard that my thing would definitely be donated to her! ( Maybe it would go inside her. )
I figured I needed some sort of name for this ( formerly ) genderless being. I invented a name for her: woman.
I realized I needed a name for my new gender. It definitely couldn’t be “woman”, since I’ve got that damn thing sticking out between my legs. I wanted to call myself “penis”, for some reason. Instead, I settled on “man”.
Thoughts of sticking my thing in “woman” continued to torment me. Arriving at work, I tried doing my job. I still felt odd. I went to the doctor in our building. The doctor examined me. Here’s what I was told:
“You have the Omicron variant of the COVID virus. It’s afflicting you with thoughts of gender, and with a desire for sex.”
“No!” I gasped.
“You need another booster shot,” the doctor told me.
“A fiftieth booster shot?!” I wailed. “Forty-nine weren’t enough?”
“Sadly, no,” the doctor informed me. The doctor had me drop my pants, and bend over. I got an injection in my bottom. While I was bent over, the doctor also gave me a rectal exam. The doctor told me that my asshole was okay.
I ceased to notice that I had something between my legs. I’m now happily back at work. I’m starting to be recognized by my company. They say they may have me teach their course on “Genderless Studies”. Also, I may be tasked with teaching my company’s course on “Corporate Guidelines and Standards”. It’s known, affectionately, as “Obedience Training”.
If we all ensure that we’re fully vaccinated, our Corporate State will be able to continue to successfully exploit us. Then we can all have a wonderful Merry Corporation this December 25th.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 126
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 126, version 1.0
Date Written: December 1, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Duolingo Strategy
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ET 125
Editorial Thunder presents...
Duolingo Strategy
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Plus: Track girls on Duolingo!
And: Stephen King on writing.
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DUOLINGO Strategy
by Andrew Roller
Duolingo is an app in the Apple “App Store”. It’s also a web site: duolingo ( dot ) com. In Duolingo, you can learn a foreign language.
Here are some tips to do well in Duolingo. ( See my previous articles for more about Duolingo. )
1. Duolingo claims to have five levels. These are:
A. Basic. ( Ignore this level. If you choose it, you’re just a tourist in Duolingo. )
B. Casual.
C. Regular.
D. Serious.
E. Intense.
In fact, there is only one level in Duolingo. That level is “Casual”. In a “Casual” lesson, you will answer about ten questions. If you do this with a serious intent, you can take quite awhile to complete a lesson.
The “Intense” lesson is simply the “Casual” lesson, presented to you four times. Instead of taking one trip down the Duolingo road, you take four!
No matter how intense you feel, you’re going to need a ‘doggie treat’, or psychological reward, to keep you going in Duolingo. My advice: take the “Casual” lesson as often as you can. You’ll get a ‘doggie treat’ often. You’ll be able to feel a sense of reward, and take regular breaks, at your leisure.
( In fact, you can walk away from a Duolingo lesson at any time. The app will sit on your iPad’s screen, waiting for you to return. )
“But wait!” you say. “If I complete a lesson at the ‘Intense’ level in Duolingo, I get 40 ‘XP’. ( Experience points )! I want those ‘XP’!”
That’s true. You do get 40 “XP”, if you complete a lesson at the “Intense” level. But the “Intense” lesson is simply the “Casual” lesson, performed four times!
By completing a “Casual” lesson, you’ll get 10 “XP”. Do the “Casual” lesson four times, and you’ll get 40 “XP”.
2. Whenever you learn something interesting in Duolingo, take a screenshot. I do this continually, as I’m taking a lesson. I pause now and then to put my screenshots into a Duolingo “Album” in my “Photos” app.
When Duolingo asks me a difficult question, I stop the lesson. I switch away from Duolingo. I go to my “Photos” app. I find the problem word ( in a prior screenshot ). Then, I return to Duolingo and give it the correct answer.
Why? Completing a lesson in Duolingo can take awhile. If I fail, I don’t get any “XP”. If I’m going to attempt a lesson, I want those damn 10 “XP”. That’s because Duolingo has cute girls in it. I don’t want to be a loser with few “XP”.
3. In the “Leagues” section of Duolingo, you can see who your competitors are. Some competitors post their photos. Some competitors are cute girls. If you see a cute girl, click on her photo. That will take you to her Duolingo page!
At the girl’s Duolingo page, click on her photo again. Her photo will now fill your iPad’s screen! You can see if she looks cute.
Near the top of the girl’s page is a big blue button. Printed on it is this, in white letters: Follow. If you like the girl, click on “Follow”. Duolingo will now send you a message whenever the girl accomplishes something important in Duolingo, or posts a video on xvideos ( dot ) junior ( dot ) com.
If you get a message from Duolingo about the girl, Duolingo will ask you to compliment her. Do so!
( Unfortunately, there is no other way to communicate with the girl. )
( Unless, that is, you see a post from her in the section of Duolingo called “Discuss”. )
( “Discuss” is only a menu option at duolingo ( dot ) com. In the Duolingo app, you have to make a mistake, while taking a lesson, in order to access “Discuss”. )
( There is no way to do a search for messages in “Discuss”, to see if the girl has posted there. )
( When you advance to a new league, you will be placed with new competitors. A girl you competed with in a prior league will be sent to an alternate league. However, you may, perhaps, compete again, in some future league. )
( Even though the girl gets sent to a different league, you’ll still have access to her statistics page. If, that is, you chose to “follow” her, by pressing the blue button. )
( Some people who join Duolingo may choose to keep their statistics page private. )
( A girl can block your account. However, since it’s virtually impossible for you to communicate with her, except by sending her Duolingo-generated compliments, she’s unlikely to block you. )
( A girl’s statistics page provides only Duolingo-specific information about her. For instance, when she joined Duolingo, and what language she’s studying. Duolingo won’t tell you whether, or not, she gives blow jobs. ( Or swallows. ))
4. Duolingo has a section called “Leagues”. Keep an eye on the right side of this page. Occasionally, Duolingo will post a contest here. It will appear as a purple icon. I recommend joining the contests. They will help you stay motivated. However, if you participate seriously in a contest, you’re going to spend a lot of time on Duolingo. Do you really want to know how to speak Ebonics properly?
Currently, I’m participating in a Duolingo contest called: Lightning Round. It consists of a timed test. So far, there is no limit to the number of times that I can take this test.
( Lightning Round ends in four days. )
( There are a dozen or so variations to the timed test. )
( The timed test is geared to your language, and your level of experience. It adjusts, on the fly, to mistakes that you make. )
How does a medical intern ( a junior doctor ) learn medicine? He puts in exhaustingly long hours at the hospital, treating a plethora of diverse ailments. I have always felt that such abuse of the intern, by the hospital, is exploitation.
Perhaps it is. However, I have just been through the experience of being an ‘exploited’ intern, in Duolingo. I had this experience by taking the timed test called “Lightning Round”. I took the test many times.
Wow! Did I learn a lot! Starting from a paltry knowledge of Ukrainian ( my chosen language ), I built up a great deal of experience. I learned more, faster, as an ‘exploited’ intern, than I ever would have, plodding along with my usual lessons.
What was my incentive, to be ‘exploited’? I was trying to impress a cute young girl. ( Sadly, I didn’t succeed in doing so. ) I was desperate for “XP” to impress the girl.
Getting 10 “XP” in your daily Duolingo lesson can be a painful process. Duolingo was offering 40 “XP” if I could complete a timed test successfully! If I completed just half of the test, I would get 20 “XP”!
So, I took those tests!
I am doing so as a non-paying, free member of Duolingo. As a result, Duolingo showed me a lot of advertisements. An ad appeared at the end of each test. However, I found that I needed the ads. I needed time to rest between the tests. Some of the ads were fun. My advice:
1. When the ad begins, close your eyes. Move your head from side to side, or otherwise stretch and move, to ease the burden of sitting still. Listen to the music in the ad to get some enjoyment from it.
2. You can stop the ad before it ends. Duolingo requires you to wait five seconds before you do this.
3. You will often fall short of completing a timed test. Duolingo will try to sell you extra time. Don’t buy! You’re trying to learn a language. You need the practice of doing many timed tests.
4. Don’t try to get a perfect score ( and 40 “XP” ) from each timed test. Proceed to the next timed test. If you do many timed tests, rapidly, you’ll get about as much “XP” from each test as you would have if you’d completed a perfect test every time. ( Since you won’t waste time by buying extra time from Duolingo. )
5. Strive to complete HALF of the timed test. That will give you 20 “XP”. You can then cruise on, learning, and calmly try for 40 “XP”.
EXAMPLE:
I did so many timed tests that I now get only 5 “XP” if I complete a quarter of a test. If I complete half of a test, I get 10 “XP”.
( I still get 40 “XP” if I complete the whole test. )
I’ve given up trying for 40 “XP”. Sometimes, I do get 40 “XP”. Mostly, I fall just short of 40 “XP”. Who cares? I want the 10 “XP”. That’s all I want. I get my 10 “XP”, cruise to the end of the test ( to learn ), and then start the next test.
( Anything that you learn will soon help you in a new test. )
At some point, I became a bit of a Pavlovian dog. I know the various timed tests so well that I can chuck in a correct answer, just based on the nature of the question. God knows what Duolingo is asking me to translate, from Ukrainian.
6. If you make a mistake, the timer, in the timed test, stops! It took me hours to learn this. Study your mistake. Screenshot it. Go use the toilet. Duolingo’s timed test will be waiting for you. You may only have 20 seconds left in the timed test, but they’ll last into eternity ( or until the contest ends ). Have sex with the cute girl that you met on Duolingo. Your current timed test will wait for you.
7. Let’s say that you make a mistake in a timed test. The same problem will reappear three questions later. You’ll get two ‘distraction’ questions. Then the question that gave you trouble will reappear.
8. Don’t forget to tap on a Ukrainian word, in a sentence, if you can’t read it. Duolingo will ( usually ) tell you the word in English. Often, if you tap on the first Ukrainian word in the sentence, Duolingo will tell you the whole sentence in English! ( You may need to adjust the order of the words, in your English answer. )
( If you’re studying another language, this same ‘cheating technique’ is available. )
Though I didn’t ‘get the girl’, to quote Stephen King, my plot with regard to taking the timed tests succeeded. I shot to the top of Duolingo’s “Silver League”. I then passed into the bottom of Duolingo’s “Gold League”. I then shot to the top of the “Gold League” where, for the moment, I am the formidable conqueror of the galaxy! ( My term for “first place”. )
Duolingo is an enjoyable and productive alternative to most other internet, or non-internet offerings. I’ve found that learning a language is the most enjoyable ( potential ) income-boosting activity that I can undertake.
If you can translate one or more languages, that’s a skill that won’t become passe. If you learn to code in the ABC operating system, you may soon be told that it’s out of date, replaced by the XYZ operating system.
Also, I can learn Ukrainian, and masturbate over Kay J, right in my room!
AND IN THE END…
Language is the software of the mind.
THE ENEMY OF FREE THOUGHT
“The most powerful media companies in the world, not just in America, are Google, Facebook, and these Big Tech companies. [ They are ] the enemy of free thought in America, and the free expression of … thoughts on their platforms.”
- Ben Domenech.
Source: Ben Domenech, founder and publisher of “The Federalist”. The Fox News Channel T.V. show Media Buzz. November 28, 2021.
ARCANA
1. Advice from a Drama professor: don’t turn your head in a full circle. Just bend your head forward, and move it from side to side.
2. Stephen King, on writing a story: Who is the good guy? Who is the bad guy? And who gets the girl?
King also advised: Create sympathetic characters. Then let the monsters loose.
Source: Stephen King, interviewed on the former PBS T.V. show, “Charlie Rose”.
3. Advice from a Drama professor, on writing a story:
A. Objective. Example: What does Andrew want?
B. Obstacle. Example: What’s in the way of what Andrew wants?
C. Stakes. Example: What if Andrew, formidable conqueror of the galaxy, doesn’t get what he wants?!
D. Urgency. There has to be a sense of urgency.
( There is! Kay J, e-mail me! Hurry! )
4. PBS stands for the “Public Broadcasting Service”. It’s an American company that is partly funded by the United States government.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 125
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 125, version 3.0
Date Written: November 29, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Dammit, Kay J! You didn’t e-mail me. Look at the mess on my floor!
This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 125
Editorial Thunder presents...
Duolingo Strategy
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Plus: Track girls on Duolingo!
And: Stephen King on writing.
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DUOLINGO Strategy
by Andrew Roller
Duolingo is an app in the Apple “App Store”. It’s also a web site: duolingo ( dot ) com. In Duolingo, you can learn a foreign language.
Here are some tips to do well in Duolingo. ( See my previous articles for more about Duolingo. )
1. Duolingo claims to have five levels. These are:
A. Basic. ( Ignore this level. If you choose it, you’re just a tourist in Duolingo. )
B. Casual.
C. Regular.
D. Serious.
E. Intense.
In fact, there is only one level in Duolingo. That level is “Casual”. In a “Casual” lesson, you will answer about ten questions. If you do this with a serious intent, you can take quite awhile to complete a lesson.
The “Intense” lesson is simply the “Casual” lesson, presented to you four times. Instead of taking one trip down the Duolingo road, you take four!
No matter how intense you feel, you’re going to need a ‘doggie treat’, or psychological reward, to keep you going in Duolingo. My advice: take the “Casual” lesson as often as you can. You’ll get a ‘doggie treat’ often. You’ll be able to feel a sense of reward, and take regular breaks, at your leisure.
( In fact, you can walk away from a Duolingo lesson at any time. The app will sit on your iPad’s screen, waiting for you to return. )
“But wait!” you say. “If I complete a lesson at the ‘Intense’ level in Duolingo, I get 40 ‘XP’. ( Experience points )! I want those ‘XP’!”
That’s true. You do get 40 “XP”, if you complete a lesson at the “Intense” level. But the “Intense” lesson is simply the “Casual” lesson, performed four times!
By completing a “Casual” lesson, you’ll get 10 “XP”. Do the “Casual” lesson four times, and you’ll get 40 “XP”.
2. Whenever you learn something interesting in Duolingo, take a screenshot. I do this continually, as I’m taking a lesson. I pause now and then to put my screenshots into a Duolingo “Album” in my “Photos” app.
When Duolingo asks me a difficult question, I stop the lesson. I switch away from Duolingo. I go to my “Photos” app. I find the problem word ( in a prior screenshot ). Then, I return to Duolingo and give it the correct answer.
Why? Completing a lesson in Duolingo can take awhile. If I fail, I don’t get any “XP”. If I’m going to attempt a lesson, I want those damn 10 “XP”. That’s because Duolingo has cute girls in it. I don’t want to be a loser with few “XP”.
3. In the “Leagues” section of Duolingo, you can see who your competitors are. Some competitors post their photos. Some competitors are cute girls. If you see a cute girl, click on her photo. That will take you to her Duolingo page!
At the girl’s Duolingo page, click on her photo again. Her photo will now fill your iPad’s screen! You can see if she looks cute.
Near the top of the girl’s page is a big blue button. Printed on it is this, in white letters: Follow. If you like the girl, click on “Follow”. Duolingo will now send you a message whenever the girl accomplishes something important in Duolingo, or posts a video on xvideos ( dot ) junior ( dot ) com.
If you get a message from Duolingo about the girl, Duolingo will ask you to compliment her. Do so!
( Unfortunately, there is no other way to communicate with the girl. )
( Unless, that is, you see a post from her in the section of Duolingo called “Discuss”. )
( “Discuss” is only a menu option at duolingo ( dot ) com. In the Duolingo app, you have to make a mistake, while taking a lesson, in order to access “Discuss”. )
( There is no way to do a search for messages in “Discuss”, to see if the girl has posted there. )
( When you advance to a new league, you will be placed with new competitors. A girl you competed with in a prior league will be sent to an alternate league. However, you may, perhaps, compete again, in some future league. )
( Even though the girl gets sent to a different league, you’ll still have access to her statistics page. If, that is, you chose to “follow” her, by pressing the blue button. )
( Some people who join Duolingo may choose to keep their statistics page private. )
( A girl can block your account. However, since it’s virtually impossible for you to communicate with her, except by sending her Duolingo-generated compliments, she’s unlikely to block you. )
( A girl’s statistics page provides only Duolingo-specific information about her. For instance, when she joined Duolingo, and what language she’s studying. Duolingo won’t tell you whether, or not, she gives blow jobs. ( Or swallows. ))
4. Duolingo has a section called “Leagues”. Keep an eye on the right side of this page. Occasionally, Duolingo will post a contest here. It will appear as a purple icon. I recommend joining the contests. They will help you stay motivated. However, if you participate seriously in a contest, you’re going to spend a lot of time on Duolingo. Do you really want to know how to speak Ebonics properly?
Currently, I’m participating in a Duolingo contest called: Lightning Round. It consists of a timed test. So far, there is no limit to the number of times that I can take this test.
( Lightning Round ends in four days. )
( There are a dozen or so variations to the timed test. )
( The timed test is geared to your language, and your level of experience. It adjusts, on the fly, to mistakes that you make. )
How does a medical intern ( a junior doctor ) learn medicine? He puts in exhaustingly long hours at the hospital, treating a plethora of diverse ailments. I have always felt that such abuse of the intern, by the hospital, is exploitation.
Perhaps it is. However, I have just been through the experience of being an ‘exploited’ intern, in Duolingo. I had this experience by taking the timed test called “Lightning Round”. I took the test many times.
Wow! Did I learn a lot! Starting from a paltry knowledge of Ukrainian ( my chosen language ), I built up a great deal of experience. I learned more, faster, as an ‘exploited’ intern, than I ever would have, plodding along with my usual lessons.
What was my incentive, to be ‘exploited’? I was trying to impress a cute young girl. ( Sadly, I didn’t succeed in doing so. ) I was desperate for “XP” to impress the girl.
Getting 10 “XP” in your daily Duolingo lesson can be a painful process. Duolingo was offering 40 “XP” if I could complete a timed test successfully! If I completed just half of the test, I would get 20 “XP”!
So, I took those tests!
I am doing so as a non-paying, free member of Duolingo. As a result, Duolingo showed me a lot of advertisements. An ad appeared at the end of each test. However, I found that I needed the ads. I needed time to rest between the tests. Some of the ads were fun. My advice:
1. When the ad begins, close your eyes. Move your head from side to side, or otherwise stretch and move, to ease the burden of sitting still. Listen to the music in the ad to get some enjoyment from it.
2. You can stop the ad before it ends. Duolingo requires you to wait five seconds before you do this.
3. You will often fall short of completing a timed test. Duolingo will try to sell you extra time. Don’t buy! You’re trying to learn a language. You need the practice of doing many timed tests.
4. Don’t try to get a perfect score ( and 40 “XP” ) from each timed test. Proceed to the next timed test. If you do many timed tests, rapidly, you’ll get about as much “XP” from each test as you would have if you’d completed a perfect test every time. ( Since you won’t waste time by buying extra time from Duolingo. )
5. Strive to complete HALF of the timed test. That will give you 20 “XP”. You can then cruise on, learning, and calmly try for 40 “XP”.
EXAMPLE:
I did so many timed tests that I now get only 5 “XP” if I complete a quarter of a test. If I complete half of a test, I get 10 “XP”.
( I still get 40 “XP” if I complete the whole test. )
I’ve given up trying for 40 “XP”. Sometimes, I do get 40 “XP”. Mostly, I fall just short of 40 “XP”. Who cares? I want the 10 “XP”. That’s all I want. I get my 10 “XP”, cruise to the end of the test ( to learn ), and then start the next test.
( Anything that you learn will soon help you in a new test. )
At some point, I became a bit of a Pavlovian dog. I know the various timed tests so well that I can chuck in a correct answer, just based on the nature of the question. God knows what Duolingo is asking me to translate, from Ukrainian.
6. If you make a mistake, the timer, in the timed test, stops! It took me hours to learn this. Study your mistake. Screenshot it. Go use the toilet. Duolingo’s timed test will be waiting for you. You may only have 20 seconds left in the timed test, but they’ll last into eternity ( or until the contest ends ). Have sex with the cute girl that you met on Duolingo. Your current timed test will wait for you.
7. Let’s say that you make a mistake in a timed test. The same problem will reappear three questions later. You’ll get two ‘distraction’ questions. Then the question that gave you trouble will reappear.
8. Don’t forget to tap on a Ukrainian word, in a sentence, if you can’t read it. Duolingo will ( usually ) tell you the word in English. Often, if you tap on the first Ukrainian word in the sentence, Duolingo will tell you the whole sentence in English! ( You may need to adjust the order of the words, in your English answer. )
( If you’re studying another language, this same ‘cheating technique’ is available. )
Though I didn’t ‘get the girl’, to quote Stephen King, my plot with regard to taking the timed tests succeeded. I shot to the top of Duolingo’s “Silver League”. I then passed into the bottom of Duolingo’s “Gold League”. I then shot to the top of the “Gold League” where, for the moment, I am the formidable conqueror of the galaxy! ( My term for “first place”. )
Duolingo is an enjoyable and productive alternative to most other internet, or non-internet offerings. I’ve found that learning a language is the most enjoyable ( potential ) income-boosting activity that I can undertake.
If you can translate one or more languages, that’s a skill that won’t become passe. If you learn to code in the ABC operating system, you may soon be told that it’s out of date, replaced by the XYZ operating system.
Also, I can learn Ukrainian, and masturbate over Kay J, right in my room!
AND IN THE END…
Language is the software of the mind.
THE ENEMY OF FREE THOUGHT
“The most powerful media companies in the world, not just in America, are Google, Facebook, and these Big Tech companies. [ They are ] the enemy of free thought in America, and the free expression of … thoughts on their platforms.”
- Ben Domenech.
Source: Ben Domenech, founder and publisher of “The Federalist”. The Fox News Channel T.V. show Media Buzz. November 28, 2021.
ARCANA
1. Advice from a Drama professor: don’t turn your head in a full circle. Just bend your head forward, and move it from side to side.
2. Stephen King, on writing a story: Who is the good guy? Who is the bad guy? And who gets the girl?
King also advised: Create sympathetic characters. Then let the monsters loose.
Source: Stephen King, interviewed on the former PBS T.V. show, “Charlie Rose”.
3. Advice from a Drama professor, on writing a story:
A. Objective. Example: What does Andrew want?
B. Obstacle. Example: What’s in the way of what Andrew wants?
C. Stakes. Example: What if Andrew, formidable conqueror of the galaxy, doesn’t get what he wants?!
D. Urgency. There has to be a sense of urgency.
( There is! Kay J, e-mail me! Hurry! )
4. PBS stands for the “Public Broadcasting Service”. It’s an American company that is partly funded by the United States government.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 125
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 125, version 3.0
Date Written: November 29, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Dammit, Kay J! You didn’t e-mail me. Look at the mess on my floor!
This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Kay J, Room by Room
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ET 124
Editorial Thunder presents...
Kay J, Room by Room
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Plus: Fresh from the toilet.
And: Hilton on America.
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KAY J, PHENOMENON
by Andrew Roller
“Kay J is an Adult Model … [ She has ] blue eyes and brown hair; [ an ] amazing smile and [ an ] innocent baby doll face, curves and a perfect skin. This young girl will be in your top favorite girls after you devour her once!”
- planetsuzy ( dot ) org. Page: Kay J. ( Slightly edited. )
It’s fair to say that for a brief, spectacular moment, Kay J was an astounding beauty. Probably, she was super cute before she became an “adult” model. However, I have never seen any photos of her in her younger years.
From at least age 20, through at least age 24, Kay appears to have been into BDSM, as a submissive. This is evident in her video “Wet Dreams”, at age 20. It remains evident in some of her other photographic items. Included among these is “Kay J in First Impression”. That’s a Playboy video of Kay at age 24.
( I’m speaking of photographic items in which Kay bears whip marks. They aren’t meant to be part of her photo shoots. See my prior articles for more. )
At age 20, Kay became unexpectedly pregnant. You can see videos of her pregnant self at pregnantkay ( dot ) com.
At age 24, Kay got a big tattoo on her back. You can see photos of her tattooed self at her Only Fans channel.
My preference would have been to put Kay in amber and preserve her 20 year old self forever. She has, in fact, lived a full life, and kept her fans watching!
WHERE ( Exactly ) WAS KAY J PHOTOGRAPHED?
Kay J is a nude, or erotic, model. She began modeling in 2016, when she was 20 years old. During this period, Kay modeled where she lived: in Kiev, Ukraine. The exception to this is a single photo gallery: Cyma. She was mostly photographed, at age 20, by Alex Lynn.
Alex Lynn had a studio in Kiev, Ukraine. His studio consisted of at least two separate rooms. I’m speaking of the rooms in which Alex Lynn photographed his models. I have determined which of Kay’s videos, and photo galleries, were photographed in which rooms.
Note:
1. My list only includes videos and photo galleries from Kay’s “kid cute” era. ( Read my previous articles for more. )
2. All of the videos and photo galleries in my list were photographed by Alex Lynn.
3. All of the videos and photo galleries in my list are available at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com. Abbreviated, lower resolution versions are available at freeones ( dot ) com.
4. My list excludes the following photo galleries ( which are available at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com ):
A. The video “Wet Dreams”. 20 Sept 2016. ( Kay in a bed. ) Director: Alex Lynn.
I excluded this from my list because Kay is outdoors, on a porch.
B. The photo gallery “Teinalt”. 24 Sept 2016. ( Kay in the woods. ) Photographer: Alex Lynn.
I excluded this from my list because Kay is outdoors.
C. The photo gallery “Rough Touch”. 16 Oct 2016. ( Kay in the woods again. ) Photographer: Alex Lynn.
I excluded this from my list because Kay is outdoors.
D. The photo gallery “Cyma”. 18 Jan 2017. ( Kay on a rocky beach. ) Photographer: Alex Lynn.
I excluded this from my list because Kay is outdoors.
E. The photo gallery “Nedsa”. 7 Nov 2016. ( Kay in a boring blue nightgown. ) Photographer: Arkisi.
I excluded this from my list because Kay isn’t “kid cute”. Also, she’s not in Alex Lynn’s studio.
The floor consists of polished wood planks. Photo 50.
F. The photo gallery “Sanora”. 6 Oct 2016. ( Kay in a white nightie. Formerly called by me: Old fat Kay. ) Photographer: Arkisi.
I excluded this from my list because Kay isn’t “kid cute”. Also, she’s not in Alex Lynn’s studio.
The floor consists of polished wood planks. Photo 67.
5. The best metartnetwork ( dot ) com dates for the videos and photo galleries in my list are in Editorial Thunder issue number 116.
6. For each video, and photo gallery, I state where you can look to verify the room that Kay is in.
THE Kay J LIST, ROOM by ROOM
1. The room with the large blue floor tiles:
The photo gallery “Phiny”. ( Kay in a bathroom. ) Photo 56.
2. The room with the large wood-grained floor tiles:
( Note: photo 16, in the photo gallery “Embery”, reveals that this floor is composed of tiles. )
A. The video “Model Tests episode IV Kay J”. ( Kay in the unpainted Bean Bag Chair. ) Look at the floor when Kay pulls off her black panties.
The Bean Bag Chair is not yet painted white, as it will be in “Dantyl”.
In “Model Tests episode IV Kay J”, you can also see a white-painted brick wall.
B. The photo gallery “Kay”, or “Presenting Kay J”. ( Kay takes a water glass bath. ) Photo 72.
C. The photo gallery “Cerise”. ( Bedtime for Disney-attired Kay. ) Photo 3.
D. The photo gallery “Lenxi”. ( Kay in a coverall. ) Photo 108.
E. The photo gallery “Embery”. ( Kay in a blue tank top and white panties. ) Photo 16.
F. The photo gallery “Astier”. ( Kay and her seashore mementos. ) Photo 82.
G. The photo gallery “Funk Love”. ( Kay in a bottom-revealing dress. ) Photo 14.
H. The photo gallery “Dantyl”. ( Kay in the white-painted Bean Bag Chair. ) Photo 7.
The Bean Bag Chair was not yet painted white in the video “Model Tests episode IV Kay J”.
In “Dantyl”, you can also see the white-painted brick wall.
I. The photo gallery “Jatine”. ( Kay wears red panties in a museum. ) Photo 8.
3. The room with the large white floor tiles:
A. The video “Dreaming”. ( Kay in a room with canes. ) Look at the floor when Kay is sitting naked in the chair.
In “Dreaming”, the canes are in a pot. The pot is to the right of a shelving unit.
A white curtain is to Kay’s right, as it is in “Maru”.
( The white curtain is to Kay’s left in “My Channel”. )
B. The video “My Channel”. ( Kay watches T.V. ) Look at the floor when Kay is sitting, ‘fully’ clothed, on the couch.
When Kay is sitting ‘fully’ clothed on the couch, look in the mirror that’s behind her. You will see the shelving unit that is in the video “Dreaming”, and in the photo gallery “Maru”.
The white curtain is to Kay’s left.
( The white curtain is to Kay’s right in “Dreaming”, and in “Maru”. )
C. The photo gallery “Phania”. ( Kay as a bride. ) Photo 119.
D. The photo gallery “Vuita”. ( Kay in the kitchen. ) Photo 103.
E. The photo gallery “Daintily”. ( Kay as a secretary. ) Photo 2.
F. The photo gallery “Maru”. ( Kay in a blue singlet and blue panties. ) Photo 113.
You can see the same shelving unit, and pot of canes, as in Kay’s video, “Dreaming”.
The white curtain is to Kay’s right, as it is in “Dreaming”.
( The curtain is to Kay’s left in “My Channel”. )
OVERHEARD
When not listening to myself talk, in a public toilet stall, I listen to others. Here’s what I heard lately:
1. They’re the band that everybody likes because everybody likes them.
2. Hold high the banner of pedophilia!
3. Fly high the flag of pedophilia!
AND IN THE END…
“The foundational principle [ of America is ] that no one can tell you what to say or think. That everyone has the right to follow their own path, free from censorship or coercion.”
- Steve Hilton.
Source. Steve Hilton. The Next Revolution. The Fox News Channel. November 28, 2021.
ARCANA
1. Source for Kay J “unexpectedly” getting pregnant: pregnantkay ( dot ) com.
2. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
3. Any statements that I make about Kay J, that are not readily verifiable on the internet, are conjecture.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 124
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 124, version 3.0
Date Written: November 29, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 124
Editorial Thunder presents...
Kay J, Room by Room
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Plus: Fresh from the toilet.
And: Hilton on America.
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KAY J, PHENOMENON
by Andrew Roller
“Kay J is an Adult Model … [ She has ] blue eyes and brown hair; [ an ] amazing smile and [ an ] innocent baby doll face, curves and a perfect skin. This young girl will be in your top favorite girls after you devour her once!”
- planetsuzy ( dot ) org. Page: Kay J. ( Slightly edited. )
It’s fair to say that for a brief, spectacular moment, Kay J was an astounding beauty. Probably, she was super cute before she became an “adult” model. However, I have never seen any photos of her in her younger years.
From at least age 20, through at least age 24, Kay appears to have been into BDSM, as a submissive. This is evident in her video “Wet Dreams”, at age 20. It remains evident in some of her other photographic items. Included among these is “Kay J in First Impression”. That’s a Playboy video of Kay at age 24.
( I’m speaking of photographic items in which Kay bears whip marks. They aren’t meant to be part of her photo shoots. See my prior articles for more. )
At age 20, Kay became unexpectedly pregnant. You can see videos of her pregnant self at pregnantkay ( dot ) com.
At age 24, Kay got a big tattoo on her back. You can see photos of her tattooed self at her Only Fans channel.
My preference would have been to put Kay in amber and preserve her 20 year old self forever. She has, in fact, lived a full life, and kept her fans watching!
WHERE ( Exactly ) WAS KAY J PHOTOGRAPHED?
Kay J is a nude, or erotic, model. She began modeling in 2016, when she was 20 years old. During this period, Kay modeled where she lived: in Kiev, Ukraine. The exception to this is a single photo gallery: Cyma. She was mostly photographed, at age 20, by Alex Lynn.
Alex Lynn had a studio in Kiev, Ukraine. His studio consisted of at least two separate rooms. I’m speaking of the rooms in which Alex Lynn photographed his models. I have determined which of Kay’s videos, and photo galleries, were photographed in which rooms.
Note:
1. My list only includes videos and photo galleries from Kay’s “kid cute” era. ( Read my previous articles for more. )
2. All of the videos and photo galleries in my list were photographed by Alex Lynn.
3. All of the videos and photo galleries in my list are available at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com. Abbreviated, lower resolution versions are available at freeones ( dot ) com.
4. My list excludes the following photo galleries ( which are available at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com ):
A. The video “Wet Dreams”. 20 Sept 2016. ( Kay in a bed. ) Director: Alex Lynn.
I excluded this from my list because Kay is outdoors, on a porch.
B. The photo gallery “Teinalt”. 24 Sept 2016. ( Kay in the woods. ) Photographer: Alex Lynn.
I excluded this from my list because Kay is outdoors.
C. The photo gallery “Rough Touch”. 16 Oct 2016. ( Kay in the woods again. ) Photographer: Alex Lynn.
I excluded this from my list because Kay is outdoors.
D. The photo gallery “Cyma”. 18 Jan 2017. ( Kay on a rocky beach. ) Photographer: Alex Lynn.
I excluded this from my list because Kay is outdoors.
E. The photo gallery “Nedsa”. 7 Nov 2016. ( Kay in a boring blue nightgown. ) Photographer: Arkisi.
I excluded this from my list because Kay isn’t “kid cute”. Also, she’s not in Alex Lynn’s studio.
The floor consists of polished wood planks. Photo 50.
F. The photo gallery “Sanora”. 6 Oct 2016. ( Kay in a white nightie. Formerly called by me: Old fat Kay. ) Photographer: Arkisi.
I excluded this from my list because Kay isn’t “kid cute”. Also, she’s not in Alex Lynn’s studio.
The floor consists of polished wood planks. Photo 67.
5. The best metartnetwork ( dot ) com dates for the videos and photo galleries in my list are in Editorial Thunder issue number 116.
6. For each video, and photo gallery, I state where you can look to verify the room that Kay is in.
THE Kay J LIST, ROOM by ROOM
1. The room with the large blue floor tiles:
The photo gallery “Phiny”. ( Kay in a bathroom. ) Photo 56.
2. The room with the large wood-grained floor tiles:
( Note: photo 16, in the photo gallery “Embery”, reveals that this floor is composed of tiles. )
A. The video “Model Tests episode IV Kay J”. ( Kay in the unpainted Bean Bag Chair. ) Look at the floor when Kay pulls off her black panties.
The Bean Bag Chair is not yet painted white, as it will be in “Dantyl”.
In “Model Tests episode IV Kay J”, you can also see a white-painted brick wall.
B. The photo gallery “Kay”, or “Presenting Kay J”. ( Kay takes a water glass bath. ) Photo 72.
C. The photo gallery “Cerise”. ( Bedtime for Disney-attired Kay. ) Photo 3.
D. The photo gallery “Lenxi”. ( Kay in a coverall. ) Photo 108.
E. The photo gallery “Embery”. ( Kay in a blue tank top and white panties. ) Photo 16.
F. The photo gallery “Astier”. ( Kay and her seashore mementos. ) Photo 82.
G. The photo gallery “Funk Love”. ( Kay in a bottom-revealing dress. ) Photo 14.
H. The photo gallery “Dantyl”. ( Kay in the white-painted Bean Bag Chair. ) Photo 7.
The Bean Bag Chair was not yet painted white in the video “Model Tests episode IV Kay J”.
In “Dantyl”, you can also see the white-painted brick wall.
I. The photo gallery “Jatine”. ( Kay wears red panties in a museum. ) Photo 8.
3. The room with the large white floor tiles:
A. The video “Dreaming”. ( Kay in a room with canes. ) Look at the floor when Kay is sitting naked in the chair.
In “Dreaming”, the canes are in a pot. The pot is to the right of a shelving unit.
A white curtain is to Kay’s right, as it is in “Maru”.
( The white curtain is to Kay’s left in “My Channel”. )
B. The video “My Channel”. ( Kay watches T.V. ) Look at the floor when Kay is sitting, ‘fully’ clothed, on the couch.
When Kay is sitting ‘fully’ clothed on the couch, look in the mirror that’s behind her. You will see the shelving unit that is in the video “Dreaming”, and in the photo gallery “Maru”.
The white curtain is to Kay’s left.
( The white curtain is to Kay’s right in “Dreaming”, and in “Maru”. )
C. The photo gallery “Phania”. ( Kay as a bride. ) Photo 119.
D. The photo gallery “Vuita”. ( Kay in the kitchen. ) Photo 103.
E. The photo gallery “Daintily”. ( Kay as a secretary. ) Photo 2.
F. The photo gallery “Maru”. ( Kay in a blue singlet and blue panties. ) Photo 113.
You can see the same shelving unit, and pot of canes, as in Kay’s video, “Dreaming”.
The white curtain is to Kay’s right, as it is in “Dreaming”.
( The curtain is to Kay’s left in “My Channel”. )
OVERHEARD
When not listening to myself talk, in a public toilet stall, I listen to others. Here’s what I heard lately:
1. They’re the band that everybody likes because everybody likes them.
2. Hold high the banner of pedophilia!
3. Fly high the flag of pedophilia!
AND IN THE END…
“The foundational principle [ of America is ] that no one can tell you what to say or think. That everyone has the right to follow their own path, free from censorship or coercion.”
- Steve Hilton.
Source. Steve Hilton. The Next Revolution. The Fox News Channel. November 28, 2021.
ARCANA
1. Source for Kay J “unexpectedly” getting pregnant: pregnantkay ( dot ) com.
2. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
3. Any statements that I make about Kay J, that are not readily verifiable on the internet, are conjecture.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 124
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 124, version 3.0
Date Written: November 29, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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New Bidet Diary Found!
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ET 123
Editorial Thunder presents...
New Bidet Diary Found!
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Plus: Cheat in Duolingo.
And: BUTTerball Turkey.
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NEW Bidet DIARY Found!
Relief while you wait for your turkey dinner.
by Andrew Roller
Recently, the United States Federal Bureau of Instigation ( F.B.I. ) raided the home of a journalist. The F.B.I. raided James O’Keefe, of Project Veritas. The F.B.I. was looking for information regarding a diary. The diary was allegedly stolen from the daughter of United States President Joke Bidet. Her name is Ashley Bidet.
If you’re an eight-year-old girl, who keeps a diary, I’m sure you’re aglow with admiration for the F.B.I. If your brother steals your diary, with all of your valuable Barbie stickers in it, you now know who to call: the F.B.I.!
Ashley Bidet is 40 years old.
O’Keefe, in his capacity as a journalist, was given the diary a year ago. A journalist can receive stolen information, provided:
1. The journalist ( O’Keefe ) didn’t steal the information.
2. The journalist ( O’Keefe ) didn’t cause the information to be stolen ( by someone else ).
O’Keefe was unable to confirm that the diary that he was given was, in fact, Ashley Bidet’s.
O’Keefe, on his own initiative, turned the diary into the police - a year ago!
When the F.B.I. raided O’Keefe, it was 5:00 a.m. The F.B.I. banged on O’Keefe’s front door. Yelling, they told him to come and open it, or they would break it down. The F.B.I. had a battering ram. They weren’t kidding.
O’Keefe went to his front door. He was wearing little clothing. When he opened his front door, the F.B.I. put a very bright spotlight into his face, blinding him. They then handcuffed him, as neighbors watched. The F.B.I., then “threw me into the hallway”, according to O’Keefe. ( While he was handcuffed. )
O’Keefe is regarded as being politically conservative.
In 2019, the F.B.I. raided the home of Roger Stone. Stone is also regarded as being a political conservative. Of this raid, the “South Florida Sun Sentinel” wrote:
“With heavy guns drawn and making their approach before sunrise, a swarm of FBI agents swiftly advanced at the home of Roger Stone in late January.”
I reflected on the above as I left home this morning.
I was glad that the F.B.I. hasn’t come to my room. I’m especially glad that they haven’t looked in my toilet. That’s where I keep a diary. It’s by one “Ashley Bidet”.
Don’t worry! I’m clever. I put Ms. Bidet’s diary in a Ziploc bag. That keeps the diary from getting wet in my toilet. Then, I pooped on it. My turds hide the diary. I’m sure the F.B.I. consists of fearless heroes. That’s especially true if the F.B.I. agents are ladies. But really, ladies, do you want to reach in my turd-filled toilet, to retrieve Ms. Bidet’s diary?
Did you know that I’m unvaccinated?
You might wonder how I go to the bathroom. My room has a back door. If you should use it, you’ll notice that the greenery around my back door is very verdant. That’s because I fertilize it - a lot. ( Why San Diego insists on having a street behind my back door is beyond me. I do get to see a lot of women as they walk by. For some reason, they pass by quite quickly. )
Sometimes, I have to leave my room. I can’t sleep at night. So, if I leave my room, I do so early. I’d leave at 3:00 a.m., but everything is closed then. So I leave my room at about 4:30 a.m. If the F.B.I. should ever raid me at 5:00 a.m., all they’ll find is my turds. ( In my toilet, and outside of my back door. )
Sometimes, I don’t leave my room. Since I go to sleep around 6:00 a.m., I’m still awake at 5:00 a.m. Some advice to the ladies at the F.B.I.: if Roller is in his room, he’s jerking off. I’m not going to claim that my dick is a deadly weapon. However, 5:00 a.m. is a great hour to get a “money shot” from me. In that case I, my sperm, and my turds are all home! ( Plus that diary by Ms. Bidet. )
This morning, I left my room at 4:30 a.m. That annoyed me. I actually strive to leave my room at 4:25 a.m. I was five minutes late, leaving my room!
I went to the bus stop. It was the stop for Bus 150. Three homeless people were camped out on, and beside, the bus stop’s bench. So I satisfied myself with leaning against a wall, some distance from the reprobates.
That saved me.
Had I been sitting by the homeless shits on the bus stop’s bench, I would have missed meeting the man on the bicycle.
What was important about the man on the bicycle? I’ll tell you.
I was waiting for a memory. Bus 150 had been discontinued.
The man on the bicycle told me about Bus 150’s demise. I was shocked. I checked the bus stop’s sign. Sure enough, the sign was no longer there for Bus 150. It marked the stop of a bus that I’d never heard of.
Now, I was worried. I had to be at a medical appointment. ( At 8:00 a.m. )
“Do I need to go to a different bus stop?” I asked the man on the bicycle.
“No,” he said, further shocking me. “You need to catch the trolley.”
I walked many blocks to a trolley stop known as Santa Fe Depot. The night remained pitch black. Dawn was an hour away.
( Meanwhile, back at my room: “Hands up, Roller! … Shit! All that’s here is Roller’s shit!” )
( The above remark, about my room being raided, is a hypothetical. )
Santa Fe Depot borders the street. The trolley arrives behind Santa Fe Depot. As I was nearing the passageway that would lead me to the building’s rear, a voice ( inside my head ) told me to walk as fast as I could. Grudgingly, I did. I caught the trolley just in time.
Why is that important? Due to repeated kidney failure, over 40 years, I’ve been put in an awkward situation. I need to pee more often than most people.
Had I missed the trolley, I would have had to wait for half an hour for the next trolley to arrive. Santa Fe Depot doesn’t have public toilets. Add half an hour of travel time, on the trolley, and Andrew Roller is needing to pee. Badly.
I’ll discuss my bladder further below.
You may wonder why I’m troubling you at all with this article. Well, friend, I was one of the first people to ride the new, extended Blue Line trolley in San Diego! It now transports illegals from Mexico straight from the United States border to La Jolla! This is quite a distance. Once in La Jolla, a wealthy community, it’s easy for an illegal to get a job. He or she can become the groundskeeper, nanny, or sex slave of a snooty, aging liberal millionaire.
( I’m in the market for a sex slave right now. If you don’t mind going to the bathroom out the back of my room, call me! )
Riding Bus 150 to La Jolla, I used to get a fine view of the San Diego International Airport. It was always beautifully illuminated in the predawn hours. That view isn’t available from the Blue Line trolley.
Riding Bus 150, I used to get a fine view of two ( count ‘em! ) adult venues. One is a nude strip club. It’s by the veteran’s home. The other is an “adult superstore”. ( A porn store. ) It’s by the United States Marine Base. ( Where boot camp is held. ) I guess the young marines relieve themselves by masturbating to porn, while the old veterans demand the real thing.
If you ride the Blue Line trolley north, toward La Jolla, you’ll come to a stop called Old Town. This is a very important stop. A state park is here. It’s called Old Town. It’s east of the trolley stop. You’ll need to walk about 100 feet to get to it.
What else is important about the Old Town trolley stop? It’s your last chance to switch to the Green Line trolley. I’m speaking of the Green Line trolley that heads east from Old Town. If you go east on the Green Line trolley, you’ll have access to several malls. The main mall is Fashion Valley. It’s north of the trolley stop. You’ll need to walk about 100 feet to get to it. An Apple Store is there.
I planned to pee in La Jolla. Therefore, I stayed on the Blue Line trolley. Whizzing off, it came to a new trolley stop. It’s called Tecolote Road. I have no idea what’s there. It was womb-dark outside. The name of the stop reminded me of Maddie Salute in the band Temecula Road. She’s older now. However, I remember when she was young ( er ) , on the Disney Channel. ( Temecula Road was briefly featured in several short, advertisement-like segments on the Disney Channel. ) So, as the trolley streamed north, from Tecolote Road, I occupied myself by mentally masturbating over Maddie Salute.
( George Washington may have slept in various locales in America, but I jerked-off in them! )
You’re probably wondering what trolley stop was next. Poop Avenue. Actually, it’s called Clairemont Drive. I have no idea what’s at the stop. Clairemont itself, however, is for middle-income people. They aren’t rich, like the folks in La Jolla. On the other hand, they don’t go to the bathroom out the back door of their abodes.
Examining my map, I see that the Clairemont Drive trolley stop is relatively proximate to Mission Bay. That’s a large, very pretty beach area. So, if you want to jerk-off in a large, very pretty beach area…
Next up: the Balboa Avenue trolley stop. If you get off here, and go some distance to the west ( probably, on a bus ) you come to another beach. It’s what the locals call “PB”. “PB” doesn’t stand for “peanut butter”, but “Pacific Beach”. It’s considered a quality beach. ( Which means that I’ve never been there. )
From Pacific Beach, the trolley travels to La Jolla. There is a ‘La Jolla by the sea’. It borders the Pacific Ocean. There’s a second La Jolla. It’s ‘La Jolla in the mountains’. I guess the Blue Line trolley, or rather, its new extension, was built for me. It heads into the nerdy mountains instead of to the trendy sea.
Fortunately, I know where to pee in the mountains.
Next stop: Nobel Drive. If you get off here, you’re in ‘La Jolla by the mountains’. It’s a place with every imaginable convenience - provided you’re a snooty, White college professor. Or an Asian-American student.
Next stop: the VA Medical Center. “VA” stands for the United States Veterans Administration. It, like the remaining stops on the Blue Line trolley, is in ‘La Jolla in the mountains’. Here is where a veteran goes for care if he has, say, a broken leg. He might not get his leg fixed, but he might die waiting to get it fixed. Or they might cut off his dick, mistaking it for his leg. ( Mine is large. )
I did not get off at the VA Medical Center.
Shooting on, we come to the next stop on the Blue Line trolley: UC San Diego Central Campus. It’s an elite public funded campus. All of the professors are White. All of the students are Asian-American. You know what that means: this extension of the Blue Line trolley was definitely built for Andrew Roller. Many college campuses in America, so I’m told, are full of blonde girls. I love blonde girls. So I pass through the only goddamn campus that has absolutely no blondes!
At this point, the Blue Line trolley goes into a curve. It’s a big, long curve. The trolley is elevated. I enjoyed this part of the ride, even if I couldn’t masturbate over any girls on the trolley. ( Actually, at this hour, the trolley was, by now, empty. San Diego was paying to transport one jerkoff to the end of the line. )
Next stop: UC San Diego Health La Jolla. This is a ( relatively ) new branch of San Diego’s old community hospital. It is, as its name implies, part of the UC San Diego campus. ( The formal name, of both the campus and its hospital, is: The University of California at San Diego; or UCSD. ) ( Note: UCSD does not stand for United Cunts Sucking Dick. ) ( Not that you thought it did, but you have me as your guide! )
The next stop was new: Executive Drive. Logically, I was to get off at this stop. ( Not like a pervert. ) However, my super duper secret outdoor toilet isn’t by this stop. So, I stayed on the trolley. At around 5:30 a.m., I arrived at my destination.
That’s UTC. It stands for University Towne Centre. Or, rather, it did when it was a flyspeck of a place. Now, it’s a big mall. It’s called Westfield UTC. ( Note: UTC does not stand for Ucky Toilet Crap. That’s because I’m unable to poop in their toilets at 5:30 a.m. ) UTC opens, on weekdays, at 10:00 a.m.
I got off at UTC. ( Not like a pervert. ) I exited onto a high concrete platform. From another car in the trolley, a second passenger exited. He then did something amazing. He went to the big glass elevator that serves the high concrete platform.
In downtown San Diego, there is a pedestrian bridge. It has a big glass elevator. I’ve learned to never use that elevator. It either doesn’t work, or you don’t know what sort of creepy jerkoff you’ll find inside it. However, ‘La Jolla in the mountains’ has, as yet, few homeless. So, with some trepidation, I joined the brave soul on the glass elevator. It’s brand new. We went, together, to the trolley stop’s ground floor.
Lots of buses were at the trolley stop’s ground floor. The buses ‘stage’ from there. ( To ‘stage’, with a bus, is to originate a bus trip. It’s bus company lingo. )
I didn’t need a bus. I needed a toilet. So, I headed, on foot, to my super duper secret outdoor toilet. I committed the crime of public exposure. ( Oddly, a dog doesn’t commit this crime when he whizzes, even in front of ladies! ) I then proceeded on to my destination. Of course, since the hour was 6:00 a.m., the building was locked. However, I didn’t get caught peeing in their bushes, since I no longer had to pee.
I realize there are many tourist guides to San Diego. Nonetheless, I figured I’d take a shot at writing one. I’d love to tell you where my super duper secret outdoor toilet is. However, I sometimes take a dump there. I wouldn’t want you stepping in my poop if you’re in need of relief.
Unless, that is, you’re an F.B.I. agent. My super duper secret outdoor toilet is the perfect place to end your pre-dawn raid!
DUOLINGO Notes
Duolingo is available as both an app and as a web site. Both are free. I use both each day. Is there a difference between them? Yes.
1. The Duolingo app allots you a certain number of ‘hearts’ per lesson. Think of these as ‘lives’ in a video game. When you run out of hearts, your lesson is over. ( You’re ‘dead’, for several hours. )
2. The Duolingo web site has NO hearts. You never ‘die’. You can keep going for as long as you wish.
3. The Duolingo app has lots of advertisements. Many of these ads are by Duolingo. They urge you to pay for Duolingo, so you won’t have to watch ads!
4. The Duolingo web site has “far fewer ads”, according to a comment that I read. ( I read the comment in a Duolingo forum. ) I see few, if any, ads on the Duolingo web site.
5. In the Duolingo app, look at the ‘menu bar’ at the bottom of your iPad’s screen. In the ‘menu bar’, tap on this: LEAGUES. You are now on the LEAGUES page. You’ll see this near the top of the page:
“Top 15 advance to the next league
“3 days”.
What does that mean? It means that the top 15 people in the league will advance to a new league in 3 days.
Last week, I was in the “Bronze League”. To my astonishment, several days ago, I found myself in the “Silver League”. Soon, along with 14 others, I’ll be advanced to the next league. ( I assume that it’s called the “Gold League”. )
The Duolingo web site also gives access to LEAGUES. The Duolingo web site’s ‘look and feel’ is slightly different from that of the Duolingo app.
6. If you look inside of a league ( in my case, the “Silver League” ) you’ll find this:
PROMOTION ZONE
( You may have to scroll up or down, inside the league, to find it. )
What does “PROMOTION ZONE” mean? It means that anyone above the words “PROMOTION ZONE” will get promoted to the next league. ( As in, to the “Gold League”. )
Yesterday, I was in third place in the “Silver League”. Today, I learned that some sleazy bastard worked hard, played by the rules, and put himself in third place! I’m now in fourth place.
7. It’s possible to cheat in Duolingo. Here’s how:
A. You’re asked to translate a phrase. Tap on each word in the phrase. You’ll be given, in turn, the translation for each word.
B. In Google, type the following: the word for “cheat” in Ukrainian. ( I use “cheat” as an example. If you want to translate the word “toilet”, use “toilet”. )
C. In Duck Duck Go, type the following: “cheat” in Ukrainian. ( If you use the query, “the word for ‘cheat’ in Ukrainian”, you’ll just get articles about the Ukrainian language. )
D. If you’re accessing Duolingo with Google, use Duck Duck Go to cheat. ( You’ll have launched two browsers. )
E. Let’s say that you’re taking a test. ( Say, to advance to the “Regal” level, in Duolingo. ) You can cheat within the test. Here’s how:
Pretend that you don’t know a simple word. For instance, “tato”. ( “Dad”, in Ukrainian. ) ( You answer with “Mom”; a wrong answer. )
Your answer of “Mom” will be marked as incorrect. That’s bad. However, Duolingo will then ask you half a dozen questions that include the word “tato” in them. Guess what? You’ll answer all of those questions correctly! That’s because you ( in fact ) know that “tato” means “Dad”!
Even better, Duolingo won’t ask you a bunch of hard questions! ( As in, what is the word for “student”. ) So you get one question wrong, but you’re guaranteed to get a bunch of easy questions after that. Duolingo, ensuring that you know the word for “Dad”, won’t pester you with a word like “student”.
F. Don’t ascend to the “Regal” level. Once you do, you’ll never get “XP” ( experience points ) in that area of Duolingo ever again. Stay just shy of the “Regal” level. Then you can always use that area of Duolingo, and get 10 “XP” each time that you do.
Example: I accepted Duolingo’s challenge to “go Regal” in the area of Duolingo called “Letters 1”. I was successful. Now, I can never get “XP” by doing the lessons in “Letters 1”.
I can, if I wish, do the lessons in “Letters 1”. However, Duolingo won’t award me any “XP”. ( Experience points. )
Your goal, in fact, is to throw Duolingo in the wastebasket. I’m not speaking of Duolingo itself. You can learn many languages in Duolingo. Your goal, however, is to speak, read, and write in a foreign language. I wouldn’t, for instance, waste my life racking up “XP” in Duolingo by studying English. I improve my English by using it, as a native speaker, every day. I aspire to have similar competency, someday, in a foreign language.
( Don’t worry, foreign girls! As soon as I know the difference between the words ‘sex’ and ‘toilet’, I’ll be visiting you! )
AND IN THE END…
1. “Keep your fists out of birds’ butts.”
- The Thanksgiving greeting from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals ( PETA ).
( Referring to stuffing a turkey. )
2. “Trying to equate eating a turkey with a sexual act of, y’know, outlandish proportions…”
-Raymond Yo-yo ( Arroyo ).
Source ( for both quotes, above):
-Raymond Yo-yo ( Arroyo ). The Ingrate Angle. The Fox News Channel. November 23, 2021. Video at foxnews ( dot ) com: Seen and Unseen ( Thanksgiving Edition ).
( Thank you, Raymond, for proving I’m not alone as a Thanksgiving deviant. )
ARCANA
1. James O’Keefe. He was interviewed on the Fox News Channel. I watched these interviews at the time that they aired, in mid-November 2021.
2. James O’Keefe. Article: FBI Raids Project Veritas Founder’s Home Over Ashley Biden’s Diary.
Source: https://www.thedailybeast.com/fbi-raids-project-veritas-founder-james-okeefes-new-york-home-after-alleged-ashley-biden-diary-theft
3. Roger Stone. Article: FBI raid on Trump ally Roger Stone's Fort Lauderdale home shown on video.
Source: https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-ne-roger-stone-arrest-video-20190208-story.html
4. Article: Who Are Temecula Road? 5 Things You Need to Know.
Source: https://theboot.com/who-are-temecula-road/
( The article stupidly celebrates a tattoo that Maddie Salute got, illegally, at age 17. Girls: only tattoo three areas on your body: your ass, your boobs, and your face. Make them look as hairy as possible. Bonus points: put what looks to be a ring of hair around your navel. )
5. As usually happens, I will, once again, be stuck eating Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup on Thanksgiving. Alone. Since the warmest place in my room is my bathroom, I’ll be eating there. The F.B.I. is welcome to join me for a side of turds. ( Plus a diary by Ms. Bidet. )
6. What about the other video tape?!
- The Reverend Al Sharpton.
Source: Tucker Carlson. Some years ago, on CNN’s show “Crossfire”, Carlson asked Sharpton about a video tape. The video tape implicated Sharpton in unsavory behavior. Sharpton’s response: “What about the other video tape?!”.
According to Sharpton, a second video tape exonerated Sharpton’s behavior. ( His behavior that appears in the first video tape ).
According to Carlson, there never was any “other”, or second, video tape. Sharpton invented the myth of the second, exonerating, tape as a verbal deflection. It worked. The whole episode of “Crossfire”, instead of focusing on Sharpton’s unsavory behavior, focused on the “other” ( nonexistent ) video tape. I saw this episode live.
7. Today, few people know how great CNN’s “Crossfire” T.V. show was. In its original version, there was a liberal host. That was Tom Braden. There was a conservative host. That was Pat Buchanan. ( Not Fat Pukecannon. )
There was a liberal guest.
There was a conservative guest.
The show’s premise was as follows. Let’s assume that you were the liberal host. You had two jobs:
A. Destroy the conservative guest.
B. Defend the liberal guest.
The opposite was true if you were the conservative host.
( The two hosts could also argue with each other. )
Great episodes of CNN’s “Crossfire” were filmed in the fall of 1983, and the spring and summer of 1984. The hosts of “Crossfire” were, as stated above, Tom Braden and Pat Buchanan.
However, Buchanan was nearly always absent. He was working in the White House, for President Reagan. Sitting in for Buchanan, as the conservative host, was Robert Novak.
Novak, during this period, was an outstandingly combative interviewer. The closest modern equivalent is the Fox News Channel’s Mark Levin. However, Leven interviews conservatives. Novak, every night, tore apart a liberal guest.
By 1988, Novak’s ability had dimmed. The liberal guests were savvier. At some point, Tom Braden was replaced by a more competent liberal host. The replacement was Michael Kinsley.
I don’t know if copies of “Crossfire”, from the mid-1980s, still exist. If they do, they’re worth watching. Novak is the star, along with a bevy of unfortunate liberal guests.
Even if you’re a liberal, it’s worth watching Novak to admire, and learn from, his skill.
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This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 123
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 123, version 4.0
Date Written: November 25, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Don’t say stuffing! It makes me think of Kay J and — [ censored ].
This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 123
Editorial Thunder presents...
New Bidet Diary Found!
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Plus: Cheat in Duolingo.
And: BUTTerball Turkey.
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NEW Bidet DIARY Found!
Relief while you wait for your turkey dinner.
by Andrew Roller
Recently, the United States Federal Bureau of Instigation ( F.B.I. ) raided the home of a journalist. The F.B.I. raided James O’Keefe, of Project Veritas. The F.B.I. was looking for information regarding a diary. The diary was allegedly stolen from the daughter of United States President Joke Bidet. Her name is Ashley Bidet.
If you’re an eight-year-old girl, who keeps a diary, I’m sure you’re aglow with admiration for the F.B.I. If your brother steals your diary, with all of your valuable Barbie stickers in it, you now know who to call: the F.B.I.!
Ashley Bidet is 40 years old.
O’Keefe, in his capacity as a journalist, was given the diary a year ago. A journalist can receive stolen information, provided:
1. The journalist ( O’Keefe ) didn’t steal the information.
2. The journalist ( O’Keefe ) didn’t cause the information to be stolen ( by someone else ).
O’Keefe was unable to confirm that the diary that he was given was, in fact, Ashley Bidet’s.
O’Keefe, on his own initiative, turned the diary into the police - a year ago!
When the F.B.I. raided O’Keefe, it was 5:00 a.m. The F.B.I. banged on O’Keefe’s front door. Yelling, they told him to come and open it, or they would break it down. The F.B.I. had a battering ram. They weren’t kidding.
O’Keefe went to his front door. He was wearing little clothing. When he opened his front door, the F.B.I. put a very bright spotlight into his face, blinding him. They then handcuffed him, as neighbors watched. The F.B.I., then “threw me into the hallway”, according to O’Keefe. ( While he was handcuffed. )
O’Keefe is regarded as being politically conservative.
In 2019, the F.B.I. raided the home of Roger Stone. Stone is also regarded as being a political conservative. Of this raid, the “South Florida Sun Sentinel” wrote:
“With heavy guns drawn and making their approach before sunrise, a swarm of FBI agents swiftly advanced at the home of Roger Stone in late January.”
I reflected on the above as I left home this morning.
I was glad that the F.B.I. hasn’t come to my room. I’m especially glad that they haven’t looked in my toilet. That’s where I keep a diary. It’s by one “Ashley Bidet”.
Don’t worry! I’m clever. I put Ms. Bidet’s diary in a Ziploc bag. That keeps the diary from getting wet in my toilet. Then, I pooped on it. My turds hide the diary. I’m sure the F.B.I. consists of fearless heroes. That’s especially true if the F.B.I. agents are ladies. But really, ladies, do you want to reach in my turd-filled toilet, to retrieve Ms. Bidet’s diary?
Did you know that I’m unvaccinated?
You might wonder how I go to the bathroom. My room has a back door. If you should use it, you’ll notice that the greenery around my back door is very verdant. That’s because I fertilize it - a lot. ( Why San Diego insists on having a street behind my back door is beyond me. I do get to see a lot of women as they walk by. For some reason, they pass by quite quickly. )
Sometimes, I have to leave my room. I can’t sleep at night. So, if I leave my room, I do so early. I’d leave at 3:00 a.m., but everything is closed then. So I leave my room at about 4:30 a.m. If the F.B.I. should ever raid me at 5:00 a.m., all they’ll find is my turds. ( In my toilet, and outside of my back door. )
Sometimes, I don’t leave my room. Since I go to sleep around 6:00 a.m., I’m still awake at 5:00 a.m. Some advice to the ladies at the F.B.I.: if Roller is in his room, he’s jerking off. I’m not going to claim that my dick is a deadly weapon. However, 5:00 a.m. is a great hour to get a “money shot” from me. In that case I, my sperm, and my turds are all home! ( Plus that diary by Ms. Bidet. )
This morning, I left my room at 4:30 a.m. That annoyed me. I actually strive to leave my room at 4:25 a.m. I was five minutes late, leaving my room!
I went to the bus stop. It was the stop for Bus 150. Three homeless people were camped out on, and beside, the bus stop’s bench. So I satisfied myself with leaning against a wall, some distance from the reprobates.
That saved me.
Had I been sitting by the homeless shits on the bus stop’s bench, I would have missed meeting the man on the bicycle.
What was important about the man on the bicycle? I’ll tell you.
I was waiting for a memory. Bus 150 had been discontinued.
The man on the bicycle told me about Bus 150’s demise. I was shocked. I checked the bus stop’s sign. Sure enough, the sign was no longer there for Bus 150. It marked the stop of a bus that I’d never heard of.
Now, I was worried. I had to be at a medical appointment. ( At 8:00 a.m. )
“Do I need to go to a different bus stop?” I asked the man on the bicycle.
“No,” he said, further shocking me. “You need to catch the trolley.”
I walked many blocks to a trolley stop known as Santa Fe Depot. The night remained pitch black. Dawn was an hour away.
( Meanwhile, back at my room: “Hands up, Roller! … Shit! All that’s here is Roller’s shit!” )
( The above remark, about my room being raided, is a hypothetical. )
Santa Fe Depot borders the street. The trolley arrives behind Santa Fe Depot. As I was nearing the passageway that would lead me to the building’s rear, a voice ( inside my head ) told me to walk as fast as I could. Grudgingly, I did. I caught the trolley just in time.
Why is that important? Due to repeated kidney failure, over 40 years, I’ve been put in an awkward situation. I need to pee more often than most people.
Had I missed the trolley, I would have had to wait for half an hour for the next trolley to arrive. Santa Fe Depot doesn’t have public toilets. Add half an hour of travel time, on the trolley, and Andrew Roller is needing to pee. Badly.
I’ll discuss my bladder further below.
You may wonder why I’m troubling you at all with this article. Well, friend, I was one of the first people to ride the new, extended Blue Line trolley in San Diego! It now transports illegals from Mexico straight from the United States border to La Jolla! This is quite a distance. Once in La Jolla, a wealthy community, it’s easy for an illegal to get a job. He or she can become the groundskeeper, nanny, or sex slave of a snooty, aging liberal millionaire.
( I’m in the market for a sex slave right now. If you don’t mind going to the bathroom out the back of my room, call me! )
Riding Bus 150 to La Jolla, I used to get a fine view of the San Diego International Airport. It was always beautifully illuminated in the predawn hours. That view isn’t available from the Blue Line trolley.
Riding Bus 150, I used to get a fine view of two ( count ‘em! ) adult venues. One is a nude strip club. It’s by the veteran’s home. The other is an “adult superstore”. ( A porn store. ) It’s by the United States Marine Base. ( Where boot camp is held. ) I guess the young marines relieve themselves by masturbating to porn, while the old veterans demand the real thing.
If you ride the Blue Line trolley north, toward La Jolla, you’ll come to a stop called Old Town. This is a very important stop. A state park is here. It’s called Old Town. It’s east of the trolley stop. You’ll need to walk about 100 feet to get to it.
What else is important about the Old Town trolley stop? It’s your last chance to switch to the Green Line trolley. I’m speaking of the Green Line trolley that heads east from Old Town. If you go east on the Green Line trolley, you’ll have access to several malls. The main mall is Fashion Valley. It’s north of the trolley stop. You’ll need to walk about 100 feet to get to it. An Apple Store is there.
I planned to pee in La Jolla. Therefore, I stayed on the Blue Line trolley. Whizzing off, it came to a new trolley stop. It’s called Tecolote Road. I have no idea what’s there. It was womb-dark outside. The name of the stop reminded me of Maddie Salute in the band Temecula Road. She’s older now. However, I remember when she was young ( er ) , on the Disney Channel. ( Temecula Road was briefly featured in several short, advertisement-like segments on the Disney Channel. ) So, as the trolley streamed north, from Tecolote Road, I occupied myself by mentally masturbating over Maddie Salute.
( George Washington may have slept in various locales in America, but I jerked-off in them! )
You’re probably wondering what trolley stop was next. Poop Avenue. Actually, it’s called Clairemont Drive. I have no idea what’s at the stop. Clairemont itself, however, is for middle-income people. They aren’t rich, like the folks in La Jolla. On the other hand, they don’t go to the bathroom out the back door of their abodes.
Examining my map, I see that the Clairemont Drive trolley stop is relatively proximate to Mission Bay. That’s a large, very pretty beach area. So, if you want to jerk-off in a large, very pretty beach area…
Next up: the Balboa Avenue trolley stop. If you get off here, and go some distance to the west ( probably, on a bus ) you come to another beach. It’s what the locals call “PB”. “PB” doesn’t stand for “peanut butter”, but “Pacific Beach”. It’s considered a quality beach. ( Which means that I’ve never been there. )
From Pacific Beach, the trolley travels to La Jolla. There is a ‘La Jolla by the sea’. It borders the Pacific Ocean. There’s a second La Jolla. It’s ‘La Jolla in the mountains’. I guess the Blue Line trolley, or rather, its new extension, was built for me. It heads into the nerdy mountains instead of to the trendy sea.
Fortunately, I know where to pee in the mountains.
Next stop: Nobel Drive. If you get off here, you’re in ‘La Jolla by the mountains’. It’s a place with every imaginable convenience - provided you’re a snooty, White college professor. Or an Asian-American student.
Next stop: the VA Medical Center. “VA” stands for the United States Veterans Administration. It, like the remaining stops on the Blue Line trolley, is in ‘La Jolla in the mountains’. Here is where a veteran goes for care if he has, say, a broken leg. He might not get his leg fixed, but he might die waiting to get it fixed. Or they might cut off his dick, mistaking it for his leg. ( Mine is large. )
I did not get off at the VA Medical Center.
Shooting on, we come to the next stop on the Blue Line trolley: UC San Diego Central Campus. It’s an elite public funded campus. All of the professors are White. All of the students are Asian-American. You know what that means: this extension of the Blue Line trolley was definitely built for Andrew Roller. Many college campuses in America, so I’m told, are full of blonde girls. I love blonde girls. So I pass through the only goddamn campus that has absolutely no blondes!
At this point, the Blue Line trolley goes into a curve. It’s a big, long curve. The trolley is elevated. I enjoyed this part of the ride, even if I couldn’t masturbate over any girls on the trolley. ( Actually, at this hour, the trolley was, by now, empty. San Diego was paying to transport one jerkoff to the end of the line. )
Next stop: UC San Diego Health La Jolla. This is a ( relatively ) new branch of San Diego’s old community hospital. It is, as its name implies, part of the UC San Diego campus. ( The formal name, of both the campus and its hospital, is: The University of California at San Diego; or UCSD. ) ( Note: UCSD does not stand for United Cunts Sucking Dick. ) ( Not that you thought it did, but you have me as your guide! )
The next stop was new: Executive Drive. Logically, I was to get off at this stop. ( Not like a pervert. ) However, my super duper secret outdoor toilet isn’t by this stop. So, I stayed on the trolley. At around 5:30 a.m., I arrived at my destination.
That’s UTC. It stands for University Towne Centre. Or, rather, it did when it was a flyspeck of a place. Now, it’s a big mall. It’s called Westfield UTC. ( Note: UTC does not stand for Ucky Toilet Crap. That’s because I’m unable to poop in their toilets at 5:30 a.m. ) UTC opens, on weekdays, at 10:00 a.m.
I got off at UTC. ( Not like a pervert. ) I exited onto a high concrete platform. From another car in the trolley, a second passenger exited. He then did something amazing. He went to the big glass elevator that serves the high concrete platform.
In downtown San Diego, there is a pedestrian bridge. It has a big glass elevator. I’ve learned to never use that elevator. It either doesn’t work, or you don’t know what sort of creepy jerkoff you’ll find inside it. However, ‘La Jolla in the mountains’ has, as yet, few homeless. So, with some trepidation, I joined the brave soul on the glass elevator. It’s brand new. We went, together, to the trolley stop’s ground floor.
Lots of buses were at the trolley stop’s ground floor. The buses ‘stage’ from there. ( To ‘stage’, with a bus, is to originate a bus trip. It’s bus company lingo. )
I didn’t need a bus. I needed a toilet. So, I headed, on foot, to my super duper secret outdoor toilet. I committed the crime of public exposure. ( Oddly, a dog doesn’t commit this crime when he whizzes, even in front of ladies! ) I then proceeded on to my destination. Of course, since the hour was 6:00 a.m., the building was locked. However, I didn’t get caught peeing in their bushes, since I no longer had to pee.
I realize there are many tourist guides to San Diego. Nonetheless, I figured I’d take a shot at writing one. I’d love to tell you where my super duper secret outdoor toilet is. However, I sometimes take a dump there. I wouldn’t want you stepping in my poop if you’re in need of relief.
Unless, that is, you’re an F.B.I. agent. My super duper secret outdoor toilet is the perfect place to end your pre-dawn raid!
DUOLINGO Notes
Duolingo is available as both an app and as a web site. Both are free. I use both each day. Is there a difference between them? Yes.
1. The Duolingo app allots you a certain number of ‘hearts’ per lesson. Think of these as ‘lives’ in a video game. When you run out of hearts, your lesson is over. ( You’re ‘dead’, for several hours. )
2. The Duolingo web site has NO hearts. You never ‘die’. You can keep going for as long as you wish.
3. The Duolingo app has lots of advertisements. Many of these ads are by Duolingo. They urge you to pay for Duolingo, so you won’t have to watch ads!
4. The Duolingo web site has “far fewer ads”, according to a comment that I read. ( I read the comment in a Duolingo forum. ) I see few, if any, ads on the Duolingo web site.
5. In the Duolingo app, look at the ‘menu bar’ at the bottom of your iPad’s screen. In the ‘menu bar’, tap on this: LEAGUES. You are now on the LEAGUES page. You’ll see this near the top of the page:
“Top 15 advance to the next league
“3 days”.
What does that mean? It means that the top 15 people in the league will advance to a new league in 3 days.
Last week, I was in the “Bronze League”. To my astonishment, several days ago, I found myself in the “Silver League”. Soon, along with 14 others, I’ll be advanced to the next league. ( I assume that it’s called the “Gold League”. )
The Duolingo web site also gives access to LEAGUES. The Duolingo web site’s ‘look and feel’ is slightly different from that of the Duolingo app.
6. If you look inside of a league ( in my case, the “Silver League” ) you’ll find this:
PROMOTION ZONE
( You may have to scroll up or down, inside the league, to find it. )
What does “PROMOTION ZONE” mean? It means that anyone above the words “PROMOTION ZONE” will get promoted to the next league. ( As in, to the “Gold League”. )
Yesterday, I was in third place in the “Silver League”. Today, I learned that some sleazy bastard worked hard, played by the rules, and put himself in third place! I’m now in fourth place.
7. It’s possible to cheat in Duolingo. Here’s how:
A. You’re asked to translate a phrase. Tap on each word in the phrase. You’ll be given, in turn, the translation for each word.
B. In Google, type the following: the word for “cheat” in Ukrainian. ( I use “cheat” as an example. If you want to translate the word “toilet”, use “toilet”. )
C. In Duck Duck Go, type the following: “cheat” in Ukrainian. ( If you use the query, “the word for ‘cheat’ in Ukrainian”, you’ll just get articles about the Ukrainian language. )
D. If you’re accessing Duolingo with Google, use Duck Duck Go to cheat. ( You’ll have launched two browsers. )
E. Let’s say that you’re taking a test. ( Say, to advance to the “Regal” level, in Duolingo. ) You can cheat within the test. Here’s how:
Pretend that you don’t know a simple word. For instance, “tato”. ( “Dad”, in Ukrainian. ) ( You answer with “Mom”; a wrong answer. )
Your answer of “Mom” will be marked as incorrect. That’s bad. However, Duolingo will then ask you half a dozen questions that include the word “tato” in them. Guess what? You’ll answer all of those questions correctly! That’s because you ( in fact ) know that “tato” means “Dad”!
Even better, Duolingo won’t ask you a bunch of hard questions! ( As in, what is the word for “student”. ) So you get one question wrong, but you’re guaranteed to get a bunch of easy questions after that. Duolingo, ensuring that you know the word for “Dad”, won’t pester you with a word like “student”.
F. Don’t ascend to the “Regal” level. Once you do, you’ll never get “XP” ( experience points ) in that area of Duolingo ever again. Stay just shy of the “Regal” level. Then you can always use that area of Duolingo, and get 10 “XP” each time that you do.
Example: I accepted Duolingo’s challenge to “go Regal” in the area of Duolingo called “Letters 1”. I was successful. Now, I can never get “XP” by doing the lessons in “Letters 1”.
I can, if I wish, do the lessons in “Letters 1”. However, Duolingo won’t award me any “XP”. ( Experience points. )
Your goal, in fact, is to throw Duolingo in the wastebasket. I’m not speaking of Duolingo itself. You can learn many languages in Duolingo. Your goal, however, is to speak, read, and write in a foreign language. I wouldn’t, for instance, waste my life racking up “XP” in Duolingo by studying English. I improve my English by using it, as a native speaker, every day. I aspire to have similar competency, someday, in a foreign language.
( Don’t worry, foreign girls! As soon as I know the difference between the words ‘sex’ and ‘toilet’, I’ll be visiting you! )
AND IN THE END…
1. “Keep your fists out of birds’ butts.”
- The Thanksgiving greeting from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals ( PETA ).
( Referring to stuffing a turkey. )
2. “Trying to equate eating a turkey with a sexual act of, y’know, outlandish proportions…”
-Raymond Yo-yo ( Arroyo ).
Source ( for both quotes, above):
-Raymond Yo-yo ( Arroyo ). The Ingrate Angle. The Fox News Channel. November 23, 2021. Video at foxnews ( dot ) com: Seen and Unseen ( Thanksgiving Edition ).
( Thank you, Raymond, for proving I’m not alone as a Thanksgiving deviant. )
ARCANA
1. James O’Keefe. He was interviewed on the Fox News Channel. I watched these interviews at the time that they aired, in mid-November 2021.
2. James O’Keefe. Article: FBI Raids Project Veritas Founder’s Home Over Ashley Biden’s Diary.
Source: https://www.thedailybeast.com/fbi-raids-project-veritas-founder-james-okeefes-new-york-home-after-alleged-ashley-biden-diary-theft
3. Roger Stone. Article: FBI raid on Trump ally Roger Stone's Fort Lauderdale home shown on video.
Source: https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-ne-roger-stone-arrest-video-20190208-story.html
4. Article: Who Are Temecula Road? 5 Things You Need to Know.
Source: https://theboot.com/who-are-temecula-road/
( The article stupidly celebrates a tattoo that Maddie Salute got, illegally, at age 17. Girls: only tattoo three areas on your body: your ass, your boobs, and your face. Make them look as hairy as possible. Bonus points: put what looks to be a ring of hair around your navel. )
5. As usually happens, I will, once again, be stuck eating Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup on Thanksgiving. Alone. Since the warmest place in my room is my bathroom, I’ll be eating there. The F.B.I. is welcome to join me for a side of turds. ( Plus a diary by Ms. Bidet. )
6. What about the other video tape?!
- The Reverend Al Sharpton.
Source: Tucker Carlson. Some years ago, on CNN’s show “Crossfire”, Carlson asked Sharpton about a video tape. The video tape implicated Sharpton in unsavory behavior. Sharpton’s response: “What about the other video tape?!”.
According to Sharpton, a second video tape exonerated Sharpton’s behavior. ( His behavior that appears in the first video tape ).
According to Carlson, there never was any “other”, or second, video tape. Sharpton invented the myth of the second, exonerating, tape as a verbal deflection. It worked. The whole episode of “Crossfire”, instead of focusing on Sharpton’s unsavory behavior, focused on the “other” ( nonexistent ) video tape. I saw this episode live.
7. Today, few people know how great CNN’s “Crossfire” T.V. show was. In its original version, there was a liberal host. That was Tom Braden. There was a conservative host. That was Pat Buchanan. ( Not Fat Pukecannon. )
There was a liberal guest.
There was a conservative guest.
The show’s premise was as follows. Let’s assume that you were the liberal host. You had two jobs:
A. Destroy the conservative guest.
B. Defend the liberal guest.
The opposite was true if you were the conservative host.
( The two hosts could also argue with each other. )
Great episodes of CNN’s “Crossfire” were filmed in the fall of 1983, and the spring and summer of 1984. The hosts of “Crossfire” were, as stated above, Tom Braden and Pat Buchanan.
However, Buchanan was nearly always absent. He was working in the White House, for President Reagan. Sitting in for Buchanan, as the conservative host, was Robert Novak.
Novak, during this period, was an outstandingly combative interviewer. The closest modern equivalent is the Fox News Channel’s Mark Levin. However, Leven interviews conservatives. Novak, every night, tore apart a liberal guest.
By 1988, Novak’s ability had dimmed. The liberal guests were savvier. At some point, Tom Braden was replaced by a more competent liberal host. The replacement was Michael Kinsley.
I don’t know if copies of “Crossfire”, from the mid-1980s, still exist. If they do, they’re worth watching. Novak is the star, along with a bevy of unfortunate liberal guests.
Even if you’re a liberal, it’s worth watching Novak to admire, and learn from, his skill.
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This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 123
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 123, version 4.0
Date Written: November 25, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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Bad Birthday
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ET 122
Editorial Thunder presents...
Bad Birthday
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Plus: Why sane guys love young girls.
And: Yes, I was screwed.
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BAD Birthday
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude, or erotic model. She was born on March 21, 1996. Prior to today, I was unable to remember Kay’s birthday. No longer. March 21 is now infamous. It’s the day that Kay J ruined herself.
Today, I returned to Kay’s Only Fans channel. I’ll give the girl credit. She gets an A+ from the Andrew Roller Better Business Bureau. If you like Kay J, and wonder if you should pay to join her channel, do so! Kay posts often. She now has a year and three months’ worth of quality content on her channel.
Her finest content dates from August 18, 2020, when her channel began, into the New Year’s period. Kay was younger then. She had more creativity. Also, she wasn’t wary about showing her bare, beautiful ass, along with her lovely bare back.
To celebrate her 25th birthday, Kay wrecked her beauty. She got a tattoo on her upper back. It’s a big tattoo. Its centerpiece is a giant eyeball.
The last definite date that Kay has no tattoo is March 11, 2021. On this day, Kay posted a video to her Only Fans channel. In the video, Kay’s nude back is revealed. She doesn’t have any tattoo there. She is completely carefree about showing her naked bottom and back.
Kay posted several photos after March 11. However, none of them reveal her nude back.
The next time that Kay posted a video was on March 21. In this video, Kay is wary of showing her back. Nonetheless, if you watch her video closely, you will catch glimpses of her tattoo.
Kay’s tattoo is seen in a number of photographic items, on her Only Fans channel, after March 21. Kay never shows her tattoo directly. However, you can see it, on several occasions, from the side, or when she is bent over.
Kay posts to her Only Fans channel during the week. She does not post on weekends. ( I haven’t researched this point thoroughly. )
The last day that Kay posted to her Only Fans channel, prior to March 21, was March 19. This is a Friday. Friday, of course, is the start of the weekend. When Kay next appeared on Only Fans, it was March 21, a Sunday.
In her video of March 21, Kay’s tattoo looks healed. That would mean she got her tattoo on Friday night, March 19.
My understanding is that “Friday night” equals “Date night”, which equals “Party night” and “Sex night”. Therefore, it’s probable that Kay got her tattoo as part of a sexual encounter, perhaps at a party. Kay may have gotten her tattoo at an orgy.
Kay could have gotten her tattoo at any point after March 11. March 11 was a Thursday. It’s possible that Kay got her tattoo the weekend prior to March 21.
Before today, I hated Kay’s tattoo. Now I hate it even more. I was looking at Kay’s Only Fans content prior to March 21, 2021. Her bare back is astonishingly lovely! The goddamn tattoo destroys the beauty of her back.
The tattoo has affected her professional nude modeling. In her more recent photo galleries, at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com, we don’t get many good shots of Kay’s nude bottom and back.
Here’s why: Any time the photographer shoots Kay with her back toward the camera, he ( inadvertently ) photographs her tattoo. Then, an airbrush artist has to fix Kay’s photos, by erasing the tattoo. At times, the airbrush artist does a sloppy job. Kay’s upper back appears oddly dark.
In her newest professional nude photo galleries, Kay often wears clothing on her upper body. She does this in too many photos in a given photo gallery. Her clothing doesn’t just hide her back, and her tattoo. It hides her breasts.
I don’t mind a photo ( or two ) where a girl is wearing a shirt, but no panties. However, if I can see her bare hips, I need to see her bare bosoms too!
( The photo doesn’t have to be one of frontal nudity. The girl can be seen from the rear, or even bent over, provided that her breasts are somewhat visible. )
( I have a photo of a blonde. Her bare bottom faces the camera. She is bent so far forward that her head is lower than her hips! However, I can see one of her breasts. That’s because it’s hanging free, like an udder, between her parted legs. It’s a great photo! )
What haven’t we seen from Kay in terms of her professional nude modeling? Videos. That’s because it’s impossible to airbrush her tattoo out of a video. There are too many frames of film to be fixed.
How do I know that Kay was born on March 21? That’s what freeones ( dot ) com says. However, Free Ones is, apparently, wrong. ( As is any other source that claims March 21 is Kay’s birthday. )
Kay posted a photo to her Only Fans channel on March 24, 2021. Above this photo, she writes:
“today I celebrate my birthday) ❤️🎈🎊🎉🛍I have an anniversary) if you want to congratulate me here ❤️Welcome dear ❤️ I will be pleased.”
Let’s look at Kay’s statement:
1. When Kay types a parenthesis, she intends for it to be interpreted as an emoticon. That is, as a smile. ( Kay no longer troubles herself to type an entire emoticon face. She just types the smile. )
2. I left Kay’s ( picture ) emoticons in her message. We’ll see if the internet is able to handle them when I post them to my blog.
3. If you can see the ( picture ) emoticons, note that the hearts are red. Blue hearts are also available as emoticons. My understanding is that a blue heart conveys general friendship, while a red heart is used to express deeper emotion.
In the case of Kay’s quote, the hearts are red in celebration. Also, Kay made it possible for any fan to give her up to $100 to celebrate her birthday.
Kay posted a photo to her Only Fans channel on March 23. On this day, and the ones prior, there is no evidence that Kay is celebrating her birthday.
However, in her March 24 photo, which celebrates her birthday, her apartment has two giant gold balloons on the ceiling. One balloon is a “2”. The other balloon is a “5”. The balloons are next to each other ( or perhaps mated somehow ) and read “25”. Kay turned 25 on March 24.
Other balloons surround the gold ones. There are lots of them, and they’re round. These balloons are red and black.
Kay is wearing a purple semi-transparent boudoir bikini.
Kay next posted a photo to Only Fans on March 27. She is simply nude in this photo. She doesn’t appear to be celebrating anything.
If you scroll forward in time, from March 24, you can see more photos that feature Kay’s birthday balloons. However, these are clearly ‘after the fact’ photos, with regard to her birthday. Two examples:
1. Kay’s gold birthday balloons, reading “25”, remain on her ceiling in a photo that she posted to Only Fans on April 3rd. The red and black balloons are gone. Hence, her birthday is over.
2. Kay’s gold birthday balloon, reading “2”, remains on her ceiling in a photo that she posted to Only Fans on April 5th. The “2” is partly deflated. The gold balloon reading “5” is gone. The other balloons are gone too.
BUYING Extra CONTENT
Kay sells extra content. This is offered in ‘direct messages’ that she sends out. ( These are mass mailings, to all of her Only Fans subscribers. ) Often, Kay doesn’t provide a photo that shows what she’s selling. She does provide a description.
Some examples:
1. On November 16, 2021 Kay sent her subscribers a ‘direct message’. No photo accompanied her message. She describes what she’s selling as follows:
“did I manage to heal you?? I was good nurse ? Enjoy my hot show for you”.
Hence, she’s selling a video in which she’s a nurse. You can unlock this video for $7.99. Above the blue button, where you click to buy, there’s an icon of a movie camera. The icon tells you that what is being offered is, in fact, a video.
If you see an icon of a ( square ) ‘landscape’ photo, a photograph is being offered. A number will be beside the icon of the ‘landscape’ photo. If it’s a “1”, one photo is being offered.
You may see an icon of a photo as well as an icon of a movie camera. That means that both photographic items are being sold for a single price.
With regard to Kay’s nurse video, she’s selling only that: a video. Next to the icon of the movie camera is a number. In this case, the number is “3”. That means that Kay’s nurse video is three minutes long.
On November 16, 2021, Kay posted three photos to her Only Fans channel. These are free photos for her subscribers. Guess how Kay is dressed in these photos? As a nurse! I enjoyed Kay’s photos. However, I didn’t feel that she was cute enough in them for me to blow $7.99 for her nurse video. ( The one offered in her ‘direct message’. )
Above the first of her free nurse photos, Kay writes,
“do you think i would be a good nurse? Don’t forget check your Dm 🔥🔥🔥🔥”.
( Dm stands for ‘direct message’. )
2. On October 30, 2021 Kay sent her subscribers a ‘direct message’. No photo accompanied her message. She describes what she’s selling as follows:
“Halloween hot show with huge discount,will clothespins and hot masturbation”.
( October 30 was a Saturday. I don’t know how Only Fans ‘date stamps’ its messages. Kiev, Ukraine, where Kay lives, is ten hours ahead of California. ) ( I have this memorized because Dana Taranova lives in Kiev! )
Kay’s “Halloween hot show” is a two minute video. It’s accompanied by one photo. It costs $25.00. To me, $25.00 is a Helluva lot of money.
Nonetheless, I was hot for Kay’s video. Seeing a girl get clothespins put on her terrifies me. Especially if they’re put on her breasts, or on her nipples. Don’t clothespins hurt? Could they do permanent damage? On the other hand, girls wind up, often, with clothespins on themselves. ( In photographic items that I’ve seen. )
Wisely, I checked the free photos on Kay’s Only Fans channel.
On October 30, Kay posted two photos. Kay looks awful. These are the two worst photos of Kay that I’ve ever seen. Here’s why:
1. Kay is wearing odd black eye makeup. It makes her look 40 years old. I totally avoid any woman who looks like this! ( To their credit, such women avoid me. )
2. Kay has gold lips. I have had a number of sexual fantasies in my life. None of them involved a girl with gold lips. Lips should be as God made them: pink.
3. When I think of an ‘adult’ Halloween, I think of bondage. What is Kay wearing? A superhero costume! It isn’t a transgressive ‘age play’ costume. It’s an adult-sized Wonder Woman costume. ( With trademark infringing material omitted. )
If I want to see an old lady in a superhero costume, I’ll go to a senior citizen center. Hopefully, the lady will have remembered to wear her dentures along with her costume. And no, I won’t want to see her naked.
On October 31, Kay posted one free photo to her Only Fans channel. It features her in an empty concrete building. It’s a ruin from a prior era. Rubble is strewn on the floor. Graffiti is on the walls. Kay is very sexily dressed, in red. She’s wearing the following lacy lingerie:
A. A corset.
B. Gloves.
C. A garter belt.
D. Stockings.
E. High heels.
Her bottom is bare. She’s holding a black bullwhip. Kay is facing the graffiti-marred wall, with her bottom toward the camera.
Is this photo related to Kay’s “Halloween hot show”? I say, no. There is no sign of clothespins. It would be impossible for Kay to masturbate in this building. There’s no place to sit or lie down. The building shows no sign of being a sex dungeon; it’s someplace Kay briefly entered. She probably pulled off an overcoat, and a girlfriend snapped a photo of her.
Allegedly, Kay sells “custom content”. She urges her fans to write to her, and tell her what they want to see. She’ll then create it for them. Examples of Kay’s solicitations:
1. “If you want something hotter, write to me personally🤪”.
2. “Hi dear💋I'm glad to welcome you on my profile. You can personally write to me what your penis wants and I will try to fulfill your wishes🍓for new fans hide discount for exclusive video enjoy my hot masturbation and sweet cum , you can always order custom for your self )”.
I corresponded with Kay in September of 2021. However, she never offered to create “custom content” for me. So, if it’s available, it isn’t available to me. Given the price of some of her content offered in her ‘direct messages’, “custom content” probably costs a lot.
It’s possible for an Only Fans channel to be run as a racket, that sucks you dry. ( I’m speaking of your bank account. ) Kay runs a legitimate Only Fans channel. I’ve found it to be entirely satisfactory as someone who simply subscribes.
( Only Fans, the company, is constructed so that you only spend money when you choose to do so. )
UPDATING the RECORD
Kay J wrote the following on her Only Fans channel on December 31, 2020:
“I can't wait for New Year's Eve) guys, if I don't reply to you, don't worry, just wait, maybe I'm sleeping dru@nk at home 😂😂😂 I'll answer everyone after the holidays. With love Kay 🔥😍”.
In a prior article, I speculated that Kay might have spent the holiday period ( January 1 to 7, in Ukraine ), drunk at an orgy. At the time, I was not accessing Kay’s Only Fans channel. I was upset about her tattoo.
I can now say the following:
Kay posted to her Only Fans channel every day during the holiday period. She appears to have posted from her home.
KAY J and BDSM
In prior articles, I speculated that Kay J was involved in BDSM. That’s because, in her video “Wet Dreams”, she has whip marks on her body. There is additional evidence, beyond this, in Kay’s professional work, that she might be involved in BDSM.
Kay wrote the following on her Only Fans channel on September 9, 2020:
“At some moments you want to be not only sexy, but also unrealistically beautiful and defenseless🌊”
The ( picture ) emoticon is of a churning sea.
Four photos accompany what Kay wrote. They’re from a photo gallery, and video, that she did for Playboy. ( The photos, and video, are generic soft-core porn. )
I feel that Kay’s quote reinforces the notion that she’s had some involvement in BDSM. Nine BDSM-themed photos are on her Only Fans channel.
Kay’s message accompanying four of these photos is:
“Well, hello😈Today, according to the plan, we have dominance, we will play with you a game where I will beat you hard🤫”.
Kay wrote the above on October 2, 2020.
Kay poses as a sexual submissive in all of her BDSM photos.
KAY J: Breath PLAY?
I’m attempting to discover whether, at age 20, Kay J engaged in erotic “breath play”. Read my prior articles for warnings about this risky behavior.
Below, I continue to compile evidence, from Kay’s nude photo shoots, that indicate breath play:
A. Kay’s video “Wet Dreams”. ( Early in this video, Kay takes hold of her neck. )
B. Kay’s photo gallery “Dantyl”. ( In photo 21 of 129, Kay takes hold of her neck. )
C. Kay’s video “My Channel”. ( At the end of this video, Kay takes hold of her neck. )
WHERE Did NASITA Bang KAY J?
The web site indexxx ( dot ) com lists all of Kay J’s professional nude model photo shoots. There, you’ll see a number of blank icons. These are credited to alex-lynn ( dot ) com, a web site that no longer exists. In some of these photographic items, Nasita poses with Kay J.
Where did these two girls pose? In Alex Lynn’s photographer’s studio. It was in Kiev, Ukraine. I can say this, with certainty, for one of the girls’ photographic items. Look at the wall behind the girls. It’s a brick wall, painted white. You’ll find this same wall in a number of ( solo ) nude photo shoots of Kay J. They’re shoots that Kay did for Alex Lynn when she was 20 years old. Kay was 20 years old in 2016.
Regrettably, I can’t provide a title for the relevant “girl with girl” photo shoot. All I can say is this: if you see Nasita and Kay together, look at the wall behind them.
NAUGHTY MAG on KAY J
Photographic items of Kay J are available at the following web sites:
1. naughtymag ( dot ) com.
2. 18eighteen ( dot ) com.
Both web sites are owned by The Score Group.
These web sites provide information about Kay. It’s possible that the information is true. It’s also possible that the information was invented by the web site to make Kay’s photographic items more alluring.
Here’s the information I found:
Occupation: Cashier. ( The accompanying video is called, “The Cashier’s Clam”. )
Age: 21. ( This is correct. )
Born: March 21. ( This date is posted throughout the internet. However, as stated above, Kay’s birthday is actually March 24. )
Height: Five feet, four inches. ( Fans have determined that Kay is actually five feet, eight inches tall. )
Weight: 115 pounds. ( I think Kay’s ‘standard’ weight is probably 135 pounds. )
Bra: 34C. ( This is correct. )
Panties: Cheekies or thongs. ( My opinion is that a girl should keep the main part of her bottom untanned. She should only wear a thong if she’s not exposed to the sun. )
Anal: I’ve never done it. ( In her photos on Only Fans, Kay has a small, tight butthole. Hence, anal sex is probably not part of her everyday sex life. )
Blow Jobs: Swallow.
Masturbate: Occasionally.
On a web site whose name eludes me, Kay said she was bi-sexual. Whether this is true, or invented by someone, is unknown.
WHY Sane GUYS Love YOUNG Girls
Here are some reasons why ( sane ) guys love young girls.
1. The girl doesn’t have prior boyfriends.
I took several walks, in Sacramento, with Playboy Playmate Suzi Simpson. This was some years after she’d posed for Playboy. She was recently divorced, and had two children. She was working as a dental hygienist. From our conversations, I learned the following: Only two males were important to Suzi, in her memories. These males were:
A. Her first boyfriend. ( Presumably, the guy she lost her virginity to. )
B. Her ( former ) husband.
Hence, if you, dear reader, are guy number three in a girl’s life ( or number 532 ), you don’t matter. Maybe you and the girl have a good time together. Hopefully, you do. Because, as the guy, you’re just sexual roadkill in the girl’s life.
2. The girl is a virgin. ( One can hope! )
3. The girl is without sexual diseases. ( This is absolutely true if she’s a virgin. )
4. If the girl is young, simple pleasures will make her happy. You won’t have to empty your bank account to impress her.
5. Sitting around in a bar with loud music, and getting drunk, is boring!
6. Adult women, as people, are boring!
7. The clothes that adult women wear are boring!
8. There is no obvious potential with an adult woman. A little girl might become anything. A woman’s life is more routine than she realizes.
9. Compared to a little girl, adult women are probably boring to listen to.
10. Kay J appears to have done most everything sexual that one can imagine. That’s fine for her. It isn’t so fine for the guy. He winds up just being the next horse that she’s riding. She may find him unimpressive.
11. A young girl has a really nice body. Women’s bodies don’t measure up.
As Playboy magazine aged, the age of its centerfolds increased. By the time I quit reading Playboy, the average age of a centerfold was 26. These women did not have attractive bodies, compared to a centerfold who was age 18. ( Or compared to a younger girl. )
12. A young girl is fun, enthusiastic, silly, giggly, and blushingly shy. Women often spurn such behavior. In any event, a woman can only fake such behavior.
13. A young girl doesn’t have any ( real ) tattoos!
YES, I WAS Screwed
Some jackass managed to log into my account on a commercial web site. ( I won’t mention the site. ) The jackass signed me up to the following channel on the web site:
60+ MILFS
The channel costs $19.99 per month.
When I found the charge on my credit card, I called the commercial web site. The clerk told me that I’d been subscribed to 60+ MILFS. Guess what? I couldn’t understand what he was saying. He repeated the word a half dozen times. Finally, he spelled out, verbally, what MILFS stands for. ( I can’t remember what it stands for. )
I told the clerk that I had no interest in 60+ MILFS. He told me he’d unsubscribe me, and reverse the charge on my credit card.
Please do not subscribe me to channels, or web sites, featuring women my age! I don’t want to see them! ( If they needed me, they should have told me that a half century ago. )
ARCANA
1. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
2. Dana Taranova is known as “Danatar”. My understanding is that she’s on Facebook and Instagram. ( I was banned from Facebook years ago. Facebook owns Instagram. )
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 122
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 122, version 7.0
Date Written: November 21, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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ET 122
Editorial Thunder presents...
Bad Birthday
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Plus: Why sane guys love young girls.
And: Yes, I was screwed.
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BAD Birthday
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude, or erotic model. She was born on March 21, 1996. Prior to today, I was unable to remember Kay’s birthday. No longer. March 21 is now infamous. It’s the day that Kay J ruined herself.
Today, I returned to Kay’s Only Fans channel. I’ll give the girl credit. She gets an A+ from the Andrew Roller Better Business Bureau. If you like Kay J, and wonder if you should pay to join her channel, do so! Kay posts often. She now has a year and three months’ worth of quality content on her channel.
Her finest content dates from August 18, 2020, when her channel began, into the New Year’s period. Kay was younger then. She had more creativity. Also, she wasn’t wary about showing her bare, beautiful ass, along with her lovely bare back.
To celebrate her 25th birthday, Kay wrecked her beauty. She got a tattoo on her upper back. It’s a big tattoo. Its centerpiece is a giant eyeball.
The last definite date that Kay has no tattoo is March 11, 2021. On this day, Kay posted a video to her Only Fans channel. In the video, Kay’s nude back is revealed. She doesn’t have any tattoo there. She is completely carefree about showing her naked bottom and back.
Kay posted several photos after March 11. However, none of them reveal her nude back.
The next time that Kay posted a video was on March 21. In this video, Kay is wary of showing her back. Nonetheless, if you watch her video closely, you will catch glimpses of her tattoo.
Kay’s tattoo is seen in a number of photographic items, on her Only Fans channel, after March 21. Kay never shows her tattoo directly. However, you can see it, on several occasions, from the side, or when she is bent over.
Kay posts to her Only Fans channel during the week. She does not post on weekends. ( I haven’t researched this point thoroughly. )
The last day that Kay posted to her Only Fans channel, prior to March 21, was March 19. This is a Friday. Friday, of course, is the start of the weekend. When Kay next appeared on Only Fans, it was March 21, a Sunday.
In her video of March 21, Kay’s tattoo looks healed. That would mean she got her tattoo on Friday night, March 19.
My understanding is that “Friday night” equals “Date night”, which equals “Party night” and “Sex night”. Therefore, it’s probable that Kay got her tattoo as part of a sexual encounter, perhaps at a party. Kay may have gotten her tattoo at an orgy.
Kay could have gotten her tattoo at any point after March 11. March 11 was a Thursday. It’s possible that Kay got her tattoo the weekend prior to March 21.
Before today, I hated Kay’s tattoo. Now I hate it even more. I was looking at Kay’s Only Fans content prior to March 21, 2021. Her bare back is astonishingly lovely! The goddamn tattoo destroys the beauty of her back.
The tattoo has affected her professional nude modeling. In her more recent photo galleries, at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com, we don’t get many good shots of Kay’s nude bottom and back.
Here’s why: Any time the photographer shoots Kay with her back toward the camera, he ( inadvertently ) photographs her tattoo. Then, an airbrush artist has to fix Kay’s photos, by erasing the tattoo. At times, the airbrush artist does a sloppy job. Kay’s upper back appears oddly dark.
In her newest professional nude photo galleries, Kay often wears clothing on her upper body. She does this in too many photos in a given photo gallery. Her clothing doesn’t just hide her back, and her tattoo. It hides her breasts.
I don’t mind a photo ( or two ) where a girl is wearing a shirt, but no panties. However, if I can see her bare hips, I need to see her bare bosoms too!
( The photo doesn’t have to be one of frontal nudity. The girl can be seen from the rear, or even bent over, provided that her breasts are somewhat visible. )
( I have a photo of a blonde. Her bare bottom faces the camera. She is bent so far forward that her head is lower than her hips! However, I can see one of her breasts. That’s because it’s hanging free, like an udder, between her parted legs. It’s a great photo! )
What haven’t we seen from Kay in terms of her professional nude modeling? Videos. That’s because it’s impossible to airbrush her tattoo out of a video. There are too many frames of film to be fixed.
How do I know that Kay was born on March 21? That’s what freeones ( dot ) com says. However, Free Ones is, apparently, wrong. ( As is any other source that claims March 21 is Kay’s birthday. )
Kay posted a photo to her Only Fans channel on March 24, 2021. Above this photo, she writes:
“today I celebrate my birthday) ❤️🎈🎊🎉🛍I have an anniversary) if you want to congratulate me here ❤️Welcome dear ❤️ I will be pleased.”
Let’s look at Kay’s statement:
1. When Kay types a parenthesis, she intends for it to be interpreted as an emoticon. That is, as a smile. ( Kay no longer troubles herself to type an entire emoticon face. She just types the smile. )
2. I left Kay’s ( picture ) emoticons in her message. We’ll see if the internet is able to handle them when I post them to my blog.
3. If you can see the ( picture ) emoticons, note that the hearts are red. Blue hearts are also available as emoticons. My understanding is that a blue heart conveys general friendship, while a red heart is used to express deeper emotion.
In the case of Kay’s quote, the hearts are red in celebration. Also, Kay made it possible for any fan to give her up to $100 to celebrate her birthday.
Kay posted a photo to her Only Fans channel on March 23. On this day, and the ones prior, there is no evidence that Kay is celebrating her birthday.
However, in her March 24 photo, which celebrates her birthday, her apartment has two giant gold balloons on the ceiling. One balloon is a “2”. The other balloon is a “5”. The balloons are next to each other ( or perhaps mated somehow ) and read “25”. Kay turned 25 on March 24.
Other balloons surround the gold ones. There are lots of them, and they’re round. These balloons are red and black.
Kay is wearing a purple semi-transparent boudoir bikini.
Kay next posted a photo to Only Fans on March 27. She is simply nude in this photo. She doesn’t appear to be celebrating anything.
If you scroll forward in time, from March 24, you can see more photos that feature Kay’s birthday balloons. However, these are clearly ‘after the fact’ photos, with regard to her birthday. Two examples:
1. Kay’s gold birthday balloons, reading “25”, remain on her ceiling in a photo that she posted to Only Fans on April 3rd. The red and black balloons are gone. Hence, her birthday is over.
2. Kay’s gold birthday balloon, reading “2”, remains on her ceiling in a photo that she posted to Only Fans on April 5th. The “2” is partly deflated. The gold balloon reading “5” is gone. The other balloons are gone too.
BUYING Extra CONTENT
Kay sells extra content. This is offered in ‘direct messages’ that she sends out. ( These are mass mailings, to all of her Only Fans subscribers. ) Often, Kay doesn’t provide a photo that shows what she’s selling. She does provide a description.
Some examples:
1. On November 16, 2021 Kay sent her subscribers a ‘direct message’. No photo accompanied her message. She describes what she’s selling as follows:
“did I manage to heal you?? I was good nurse ? Enjoy my hot show for you”.
Hence, she’s selling a video in which she’s a nurse. You can unlock this video for $7.99. Above the blue button, where you click to buy, there’s an icon of a movie camera. The icon tells you that what is being offered is, in fact, a video.
If you see an icon of a ( square ) ‘landscape’ photo, a photograph is being offered. A number will be beside the icon of the ‘landscape’ photo. If it’s a “1”, one photo is being offered.
You may see an icon of a photo as well as an icon of a movie camera. That means that both photographic items are being sold for a single price.
With regard to Kay’s nurse video, she’s selling only that: a video. Next to the icon of the movie camera is a number. In this case, the number is “3”. That means that Kay’s nurse video is three minutes long.
On November 16, 2021, Kay posted three photos to her Only Fans channel. These are free photos for her subscribers. Guess how Kay is dressed in these photos? As a nurse! I enjoyed Kay’s photos. However, I didn’t feel that she was cute enough in them for me to blow $7.99 for her nurse video. ( The one offered in her ‘direct message’. )
Above the first of her free nurse photos, Kay writes,
“do you think i would be a good nurse? Don’t forget check your Dm 🔥🔥🔥🔥”.
( Dm stands for ‘direct message’. )
2. On October 30, 2021 Kay sent her subscribers a ‘direct message’. No photo accompanied her message. She describes what she’s selling as follows:
“Halloween hot show with huge discount,will clothespins and hot masturbation”.
( October 30 was a Saturday. I don’t know how Only Fans ‘date stamps’ its messages. Kiev, Ukraine, where Kay lives, is ten hours ahead of California. ) ( I have this memorized because Dana Taranova lives in Kiev! )
Kay’s “Halloween hot show” is a two minute video. It’s accompanied by one photo. It costs $25.00. To me, $25.00 is a Helluva lot of money.
Nonetheless, I was hot for Kay’s video. Seeing a girl get clothespins put on her terrifies me. Especially if they’re put on her breasts, or on her nipples. Don’t clothespins hurt? Could they do permanent damage? On the other hand, girls wind up, often, with clothespins on themselves. ( In photographic items that I’ve seen. )
Wisely, I checked the free photos on Kay’s Only Fans channel.
On October 30, Kay posted two photos. Kay looks awful. These are the two worst photos of Kay that I’ve ever seen. Here’s why:
1. Kay is wearing odd black eye makeup. It makes her look 40 years old. I totally avoid any woman who looks like this! ( To their credit, such women avoid me. )
2. Kay has gold lips. I have had a number of sexual fantasies in my life. None of them involved a girl with gold lips. Lips should be as God made them: pink.
3. When I think of an ‘adult’ Halloween, I think of bondage. What is Kay wearing? A superhero costume! It isn’t a transgressive ‘age play’ costume. It’s an adult-sized Wonder Woman costume. ( With trademark infringing material omitted. )
If I want to see an old lady in a superhero costume, I’ll go to a senior citizen center. Hopefully, the lady will have remembered to wear her dentures along with her costume. And no, I won’t want to see her naked.
On October 31, Kay posted one free photo to her Only Fans channel. It features her in an empty concrete building. It’s a ruin from a prior era. Rubble is strewn on the floor. Graffiti is on the walls. Kay is very sexily dressed, in red. She’s wearing the following lacy lingerie:
A. A corset.
B. Gloves.
C. A garter belt.
D. Stockings.
E. High heels.
Her bottom is bare. She’s holding a black bullwhip. Kay is facing the graffiti-marred wall, with her bottom toward the camera.
Is this photo related to Kay’s “Halloween hot show”? I say, no. There is no sign of clothespins. It would be impossible for Kay to masturbate in this building. There’s no place to sit or lie down. The building shows no sign of being a sex dungeon; it’s someplace Kay briefly entered. She probably pulled off an overcoat, and a girlfriend snapped a photo of her.
Allegedly, Kay sells “custom content”. She urges her fans to write to her, and tell her what they want to see. She’ll then create it for them. Examples of Kay’s solicitations:
1. “If you want something hotter, write to me personally🤪”.
2. “Hi dear💋I'm glad to welcome you on my profile. You can personally write to me what your penis wants and I will try to fulfill your wishes🍓for new fans hide discount for exclusive video enjoy my hot masturbation and sweet cum , you can always order custom for your self )”.
I corresponded with Kay in September of 2021. However, she never offered to create “custom content” for me. So, if it’s available, it isn’t available to me. Given the price of some of her content offered in her ‘direct messages’, “custom content” probably costs a lot.
It’s possible for an Only Fans channel to be run as a racket, that sucks you dry. ( I’m speaking of your bank account. ) Kay runs a legitimate Only Fans channel. I’ve found it to be entirely satisfactory as someone who simply subscribes.
( Only Fans, the company, is constructed so that you only spend money when you choose to do so. )
UPDATING the RECORD
Kay J wrote the following on her Only Fans channel on December 31, 2020:
“I can't wait for New Year's Eve) guys, if I don't reply to you, don't worry, just wait, maybe I'm sleeping dru@nk at home 😂😂😂 I'll answer everyone after the holidays. With love Kay 🔥😍”.
In a prior article, I speculated that Kay might have spent the holiday period ( January 1 to 7, in Ukraine ), drunk at an orgy. At the time, I was not accessing Kay’s Only Fans channel. I was upset about her tattoo.
I can now say the following:
Kay posted to her Only Fans channel every day during the holiday period. She appears to have posted from her home.
KAY J and BDSM
In prior articles, I speculated that Kay J was involved in BDSM. That’s because, in her video “Wet Dreams”, she has whip marks on her body. There is additional evidence, beyond this, in Kay’s professional work, that she might be involved in BDSM.
Kay wrote the following on her Only Fans channel on September 9, 2020:
“At some moments you want to be not only sexy, but also unrealistically beautiful and defenseless🌊”
The ( picture ) emoticon is of a churning sea.
Four photos accompany what Kay wrote. They’re from a photo gallery, and video, that she did for Playboy. ( The photos, and video, are generic soft-core porn. )
I feel that Kay’s quote reinforces the notion that she’s had some involvement in BDSM. Nine BDSM-themed photos are on her Only Fans channel.
Kay’s message accompanying four of these photos is:
“Well, hello😈Today, according to the plan, we have dominance, we will play with you a game where I will beat you hard🤫”.
Kay wrote the above on October 2, 2020.
Kay poses as a sexual submissive in all of her BDSM photos.
KAY J: Breath PLAY?
I’m attempting to discover whether, at age 20, Kay J engaged in erotic “breath play”. Read my prior articles for warnings about this risky behavior.
Below, I continue to compile evidence, from Kay’s nude photo shoots, that indicate breath play:
A. Kay’s video “Wet Dreams”. ( Early in this video, Kay takes hold of her neck. )
B. Kay’s photo gallery “Dantyl”. ( In photo 21 of 129, Kay takes hold of her neck. )
C. Kay’s video “My Channel”. ( At the end of this video, Kay takes hold of her neck. )
WHERE Did NASITA Bang KAY J?
The web site indexxx ( dot ) com lists all of Kay J’s professional nude model photo shoots. There, you’ll see a number of blank icons. These are credited to alex-lynn ( dot ) com, a web site that no longer exists. In some of these photographic items, Nasita poses with Kay J.
Where did these two girls pose? In Alex Lynn’s photographer’s studio. It was in Kiev, Ukraine. I can say this, with certainty, for one of the girls’ photographic items. Look at the wall behind the girls. It’s a brick wall, painted white. You’ll find this same wall in a number of ( solo ) nude photo shoots of Kay J. They’re shoots that Kay did for Alex Lynn when she was 20 years old. Kay was 20 years old in 2016.
Regrettably, I can’t provide a title for the relevant “girl with girl” photo shoot. All I can say is this: if you see Nasita and Kay together, look at the wall behind them.
NAUGHTY MAG on KAY J
Photographic items of Kay J are available at the following web sites:
1. naughtymag ( dot ) com.
2. 18eighteen ( dot ) com.
Both web sites are owned by The Score Group.
These web sites provide information about Kay. It’s possible that the information is true. It’s also possible that the information was invented by the web site to make Kay’s photographic items more alluring.
Here’s the information I found:
Occupation: Cashier. ( The accompanying video is called, “The Cashier’s Clam”. )
Age: 21. ( This is correct. )
Born: March 21. ( This date is posted throughout the internet. However, as stated above, Kay’s birthday is actually March 24. )
Height: Five feet, four inches. ( Fans have determined that Kay is actually five feet, eight inches tall. )
Weight: 115 pounds. ( I think Kay’s ‘standard’ weight is probably 135 pounds. )
Bra: 34C. ( This is correct. )
Panties: Cheekies or thongs. ( My opinion is that a girl should keep the main part of her bottom untanned. She should only wear a thong if she’s not exposed to the sun. )
Anal: I’ve never done it. ( In her photos on Only Fans, Kay has a small, tight butthole. Hence, anal sex is probably not part of her everyday sex life. )
Blow Jobs: Swallow.
Masturbate: Occasionally.
On a web site whose name eludes me, Kay said she was bi-sexual. Whether this is true, or invented by someone, is unknown.
WHY Sane GUYS Love YOUNG Girls
Here are some reasons why ( sane ) guys love young girls.
1. The girl doesn’t have prior boyfriends.
I took several walks, in Sacramento, with Playboy Playmate Suzi Simpson. This was some years after she’d posed for Playboy. She was recently divorced, and had two children. She was working as a dental hygienist. From our conversations, I learned the following: Only two males were important to Suzi, in her memories. These males were:
A. Her first boyfriend. ( Presumably, the guy she lost her virginity to. )
B. Her ( former ) husband.
Hence, if you, dear reader, are guy number three in a girl’s life ( or number 532 ), you don’t matter. Maybe you and the girl have a good time together. Hopefully, you do. Because, as the guy, you’re just sexual roadkill in the girl’s life.
2. The girl is a virgin. ( One can hope! )
3. The girl is without sexual diseases. ( This is absolutely true if she’s a virgin. )
4. If the girl is young, simple pleasures will make her happy. You won’t have to empty your bank account to impress her.
5. Sitting around in a bar with loud music, and getting drunk, is boring!
6. Adult women, as people, are boring!
7. The clothes that adult women wear are boring!
8. There is no obvious potential with an adult woman. A little girl might become anything. A woman’s life is more routine than she realizes.
9. Compared to a little girl, adult women are probably boring to listen to.
10. Kay J appears to have done most everything sexual that one can imagine. That’s fine for her. It isn’t so fine for the guy. He winds up just being the next horse that she’s riding. She may find him unimpressive.
11. A young girl has a really nice body. Women’s bodies don’t measure up.
As Playboy magazine aged, the age of its centerfolds increased. By the time I quit reading Playboy, the average age of a centerfold was 26. These women did not have attractive bodies, compared to a centerfold who was age 18. ( Or compared to a younger girl. )
12. A young girl is fun, enthusiastic, silly, giggly, and blushingly shy. Women often spurn such behavior. In any event, a woman can only fake such behavior.
13. A young girl doesn’t have any ( real ) tattoos!
YES, I WAS Screwed
Some jackass managed to log into my account on a commercial web site. ( I won’t mention the site. ) The jackass signed me up to the following channel on the web site:
60+ MILFS
The channel costs $19.99 per month.
When I found the charge on my credit card, I called the commercial web site. The clerk told me that I’d been subscribed to 60+ MILFS. Guess what? I couldn’t understand what he was saying. He repeated the word a half dozen times. Finally, he spelled out, verbally, what MILFS stands for. ( I can’t remember what it stands for. )
I told the clerk that I had no interest in 60+ MILFS. He told me he’d unsubscribe me, and reverse the charge on my credit card.
Please do not subscribe me to channels, or web sites, featuring women my age! I don’t want to see them! ( If they needed me, they should have told me that a half century ago. )
ARCANA
1. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
2. Dana Taranova is known as “Danatar”. My understanding is that she’s on Facebook and Instagram. ( I was banned from Facebook years ago. Facebook owns Instagram. )
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 122
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 122, version 7.0
Date Written: November 21, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Butt-Head Does Ukrainian
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ET 121
Editorial Thunder presents...
Butt-Head Does Ukrainian
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Plus: Type in Ukrainian now!
And: Guilty! America’s left wing media.
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BUTT-HEAD Does UKRAINIAN
by Andrew Roller
I would love to play video games. Did you know that I conquered the galaxy? I did, in a game called Galactic Conquest. Unfortunately, in the real world, I wound up living at a shitty YMCA. I ran completely out of money. My brother had to wire me money so I could eat.
That’s why I don’t play video games.
Nonetheless, I still like the idea of playing a video game. The language learning program called Duolingo is like a video game. The benefit of Duolingo is this: if you “win”, you become multilingual. Hence, if I master a language in Duolingo, I won’t just be an atheist insurrectionist child molester. I’ll be a multilingual atheist insurrectionist child molester.
( Plus an unvaccinated ‘older’ White male. )
I’m learning Ukrainian in Duolingo. I realize that Ukrainians are Christian, and religious. But, it’s possible that some guy pissing into a urinal in Ukraine hasn’t heard of Jesus. I plan to win him to Christ as he’s pissing.
( I look at his wiener and, if it’s handsome, I say, “Have you heard of Jesus?” )
Sadly, Google, which owns the perfidious You Tube, owns Duolingo. Google doesn’t own Duolingo outright. They have a stake in Duolingo, which is now valued at 6.5 billion dollars.
Duolingo is regarded as the best language learning program. That’s according to research that I did on, well, Google!
Duolingo is free. It’s available on the Apple “App Store”.
A version called “Duolingo Plus” is not free. A year 2020 article on Duolingo Plus says that it costs $12.99 per month. A year 2021 article on Duolingo Plus says that it costs $6.99 per month.
So far, I haven’t bought Duolingo Plus. Here’s why:
The free Duolingo app gives you five hearts. When you run out of hearts, it’s ‘game over’. You have to wait four hours before Duolingo will give you more hearts. You can’t take new lessons in Duolingo until you get more hearts. ( You can do practice lessons. )
If I run out of hearts in the Duolingo app, I simply go to Duolingo online. I’m not interested in taking lessons in Duolingo all day. I just want to do my best. If Duolingo bars me from doing more, I just go back to my usual life: masturbating over Brooke Shields.
In a previous article, I wrote that I enrolled in Duolingo at the level called “Intense”. That was a big mistake. Since then, I’ve switched to “Casual”.
What’s wrong with the level called “Intense”? Your goal in “Duolingo” is to complete a lesson a day. Every day. Completing a lesson is a satisfying experience. If you put yourself at the level called “Intense”, you’re required to complete ( about ) five lessons to accomplish your daily goal. ( For which you get bonus jewels, etc., in Duolingo. )
Once, I did the five lessons ( or so ) that the “Intense” level requires. Duolingo became tedious. Its endless series of lessons were like a five hour road trip, with boring scenery. Also, Duolingo kept making me learn more new words! My brain, like that of Christina Applegate, can only hold so much. I became overwhelmed.
The lessons in the Duolingo app are easy. I always start there. When I finish a lesson in the Duolingo app, I go online. I then do a lesson, at the “Casual” level, in Duolingo online. The online lesson is always harder than the lesson in the app.
Usually, if you like a web site, it’s best to make a Home Screen Icon of it. That’s not the case with Duolingo. When I tap the Home Screen Icon for Duolingo, Duolingo demands that I log in.
However, if I type “duolingo” into my Google browser, I go right into Duolingo online. I’m admitted, immediately, to the page that I want.
That page is called “LEARN”. It’s where you begin your lesson.
Doing a single lesson in Duolingo can be a lot of work. I learned the proper nouns quickly. The Ukrainian words for “Mom”, “Dad”, “Cat”, and “Juice” were easy to remember.
The ‘funky’ words, as I call them, are very difficult to learn. Here’s a facsimile of a difficult sentence, containing ‘funky’ words:
“Who’s there is what matters to us.”
‘Funky’ words have no relevance to words in English. You won’t be able to look at the word and figure out what it means. ( Unlike, say, “Kit”, which is Ukrainian for “Cat”. )
Also, many Ukrainian letters are weird. A guy named Cyril invented the Ukrainian language. That’s why Ukrainian, and its sister languages, are known as “Cyrillic”. Cyril wasn’t a Ukrainian. He was a Greek speaker from Byzantium.
I have cursed Cyril many times. His language looks cute. It looks like a language that Elves speak. ( As well as cute Ukrainian girls! ) But it’s damn hard to learn his weird letters. Cyril must have gone letter-happy. He didn’t create 26 letters, like we have in English. Cyril burdened the Ukrainians with 33 letters.
Why didn’t Cyril wise up? Why wasn’t a language that has the sentence,
“In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.” good enough for Cyril? Why didn’t he teach the Ukrainians English? Sadly, English didn’t exist yet. So Cyril stuck the Ukrainians with weird letters that belong in an appendix to The Lord of the Rings.
The word “the” doesn’t exist in Ukrainian. Nor does the word “is”. You’ll see English sentences, in Duolingo, containing these words. Ignore them as you translate English to Ukrainian.
How Ukrainians do without words like “the” and “is” is beyond me, but they do.
Hopefully, Ukrainian has a word for “sex”!
Let’s look at the page in Duolingo that’s titled, “LEARN”.
“LEARN” is written in a horizontal menu bar. This bar is at the bottom of your screen in the Duolingo app. The bar is at the top of your screen in Duolingo online.
The “LEARN” page depicts three Easter eggs. They are stacked atop each other. They are labelled as follows:
1. Letters 1.
2. Letters 2.
3. Letters 3.
When I began with Duolingo, I let the program guide me. I quickly ascended to “Level 3”. That got me into trouble. I was being given too much to learn! I retreated to the first egg, that’s labelled “Level 1”. I remain at this level. I won’t leave it until I can translate a sentence with ‘funky’ words like:
“Who’s there is what matters to us.”
At first, in Duolingo, you’ll just be tapping on your screen. About a week into the course, you’ll have to start typing. You can use your iPad’s real, or its virtual, keyboard to do this.
Eventually, you’ll have to type in Ukrainian. There are a number of comments on Duolingo complaining bitterly about this. How the Hell do you type in Ukrainian on an English language keyboard?
Here’s how:
Go to this web site:
https://ukrainian.typeit.org/
Now, do the following:
1. Type your answer into the blank space on this web site. ( Using its Ukrainian keyboard. )
2. Then, put your finger against your iPad’s screen. Put your finger where there is NO text. That is, put your finger BETWEEN two paragraphs of text.
3. A horizontal black bar will appear. The word “Select All” is in the bar. Tap on “Select All”. All of the text that you’ve typed will be highlighted.
4. A new horizontal black bar appears. The word “Copy” is in the bar. Tap on “Copy”. All of the text that you highlighted will be copied. ( It is copied to your iPad’s clipboard. )
5. Return to Duolingo.
6. Paste in your answer. You can paste your answer by doing one of the following:
A. Type “command” and “V” on your iPad’s ( English ) keyboard.
or
B. Put your finger against your iPad’s screen. A horizontal black bar will appear. The word “Paste” is in the bar. Tap on “Paste”. Your answer will be pasted into Duolingo.
About a week after you start Duolingo, you’ll become eligible for its “LEAGUES”. At first, I considered such competition stupid. Then, I noticed that I was moving ahead of my ‘competitors’ in my league. ( The Bronze League. ) I was conquering the galaxy! ( In Duolingo. ) Who doesn’t want more of that? So, I’m now doing extra lessons in Duolingo, to further trounce my ‘competitors’.
The most important question I faced in Duolingo was this: How do I get out of the “Intense” level? Here’s how:
1. In the Duolingo app, look to the menu bar at the bottom of your screen.
2. Find this word: “PROFILE”.
3. Tap on “PROFILE”. You are taken to the “PROFILE” page.
4. Look to the top right corner of your screen. There, you’ll see the ‘wheel’ icon. ( Settings. )
5. Tap on the ‘wheel’ icon. ( Settings. ) You are now in a page titled, “Settings”. Under “Settings” is written, “Your Profile”.
6. On this page, find “EDIT DAILY GOAL”. Tap on “EDIT DAILY GOAL”. You are taken to a new page. It’s titled, “Daily goal”. Under “Daily goal” is written, “Pick a goal”. On my app, the daily goal called “Basic” has now disappeared. I fear that “Casual” may disappear when I’ve advanced in the program. Hopefully, by then, I’ll know how to say “let’s have sex” in Ukrainian. ( To girls, not guys pissing in urinals. )
7. To escape from Ukraine, I mean, from the page called “Daily goal”, look to the top left corner of your screen. An “X” is there. Tap on the “X”.
8. To escape from the the page called “Settings”, look to the top right corner of your screen. “DONE” is written there. Tap on “DONE”.
9. To escape from the page called “PROFILE”, look to the menu bar. It’s at the bottom of your screen. There, tap on “LEARN”.
What is written beside “LEARN”, in the menu bar? This: “LETTERS”. Tap on “LETTERS”. Whoa! Look at all those fucking Ukrainian letters! Of course, “sh” is written with a “W”. Thanks, Cyril! Did you get a lobotomy before you invented Ukrainian?
AND IN THE END…
ON the RITTENHOUSE Verdict
1. “The corporate press attempted to control the narrative.”
- A tweet by an independent journalist.
Source: Quoted on Fox News Special Report ( their nightly newscast ). November 19, 2021.
2. The media … [ shaped ] a false narrative and then [ amplified ] it. And then [ refused ] to account for it.”
- Emily Compagno.
Source: Emily Compagno. Fox News Special Report ( their nightly newscast ). November 19, 2021.
ARCANA
1. My knowledge of the Ukrainian language, and its history, is limited. The information for my article comes from a number of sources. These include history lectures in Apple’s iTunes U app, Amazon’s Audible app, and Apple’s Podcasts app. A search term that I used for this article, in Google, was: what is duolingo worth?
Additional Sources:
A. https://www.pcmag.com/reviews/duolingo
B. https://www.learnlanguagesfast.com/resources-and-tools/product-reviews/duolingo-com-review-2021/
C. https://happilyevertravels.com/duolingo-plus-cost/
2. Christina Applegate was the underage minor child in the Fox T.V. show “Married… with Children” that every sane guy in America was dying to fuck.
3. My thanks to Greg Gutfeld, of the Fox News Channel, for inspiring me to crack fag jokes as well as pedophile jokes. ( Unlike Gutfeld, I have yet to ascend to poop jokes. )
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 121
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 121, version 3.0
Date Written: November 20, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 121
Editorial Thunder presents...
Butt-Head Does Ukrainian
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Plus: Type in Ukrainian now!
And: Guilty! America’s left wing media.
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BUTT-HEAD Does UKRAINIAN
by Andrew Roller
I would love to play video games. Did you know that I conquered the galaxy? I did, in a game called Galactic Conquest. Unfortunately, in the real world, I wound up living at a shitty YMCA. I ran completely out of money. My brother had to wire me money so I could eat.
That’s why I don’t play video games.
Nonetheless, I still like the idea of playing a video game. The language learning program called Duolingo is like a video game. The benefit of Duolingo is this: if you “win”, you become multilingual. Hence, if I master a language in Duolingo, I won’t just be an atheist insurrectionist child molester. I’ll be a multilingual atheist insurrectionist child molester.
( Plus an unvaccinated ‘older’ White male. )
I’m learning Ukrainian in Duolingo. I realize that Ukrainians are Christian, and religious. But, it’s possible that some guy pissing into a urinal in Ukraine hasn’t heard of Jesus. I plan to win him to Christ as he’s pissing.
( I look at his wiener and, if it’s handsome, I say, “Have you heard of Jesus?” )
Sadly, Google, which owns the perfidious You Tube, owns Duolingo. Google doesn’t own Duolingo outright. They have a stake in Duolingo, which is now valued at 6.5 billion dollars.
Duolingo is regarded as the best language learning program. That’s according to research that I did on, well, Google!
Duolingo is free. It’s available on the Apple “App Store”.
A version called “Duolingo Plus” is not free. A year 2020 article on Duolingo Plus says that it costs $12.99 per month. A year 2021 article on Duolingo Plus says that it costs $6.99 per month.
So far, I haven’t bought Duolingo Plus. Here’s why:
The free Duolingo app gives you five hearts. When you run out of hearts, it’s ‘game over’. You have to wait four hours before Duolingo will give you more hearts. You can’t take new lessons in Duolingo until you get more hearts. ( You can do practice lessons. )
If I run out of hearts in the Duolingo app, I simply go to Duolingo online. I’m not interested in taking lessons in Duolingo all day. I just want to do my best. If Duolingo bars me from doing more, I just go back to my usual life: masturbating over Brooke Shields.
In a previous article, I wrote that I enrolled in Duolingo at the level called “Intense”. That was a big mistake. Since then, I’ve switched to “Casual”.
What’s wrong with the level called “Intense”? Your goal in “Duolingo” is to complete a lesson a day. Every day. Completing a lesson is a satisfying experience. If you put yourself at the level called “Intense”, you’re required to complete ( about ) five lessons to accomplish your daily goal. ( For which you get bonus jewels, etc., in Duolingo. )
Once, I did the five lessons ( or so ) that the “Intense” level requires. Duolingo became tedious. Its endless series of lessons were like a five hour road trip, with boring scenery. Also, Duolingo kept making me learn more new words! My brain, like that of Christina Applegate, can only hold so much. I became overwhelmed.
The lessons in the Duolingo app are easy. I always start there. When I finish a lesson in the Duolingo app, I go online. I then do a lesson, at the “Casual” level, in Duolingo online. The online lesson is always harder than the lesson in the app.
Usually, if you like a web site, it’s best to make a Home Screen Icon of it. That’s not the case with Duolingo. When I tap the Home Screen Icon for Duolingo, Duolingo demands that I log in.
However, if I type “duolingo” into my Google browser, I go right into Duolingo online. I’m admitted, immediately, to the page that I want.
That page is called “LEARN”. It’s where you begin your lesson.
Doing a single lesson in Duolingo can be a lot of work. I learned the proper nouns quickly. The Ukrainian words for “Mom”, “Dad”, “Cat”, and “Juice” were easy to remember.
The ‘funky’ words, as I call them, are very difficult to learn. Here’s a facsimile of a difficult sentence, containing ‘funky’ words:
“Who’s there is what matters to us.”
‘Funky’ words have no relevance to words in English. You won’t be able to look at the word and figure out what it means. ( Unlike, say, “Kit”, which is Ukrainian for “Cat”. )
Also, many Ukrainian letters are weird. A guy named Cyril invented the Ukrainian language. That’s why Ukrainian, and its sister languages, are known as “Cyrillic”. Cyril wasn’t a Ukrainian. He was a Greek speaker from Byzantium.
I have cursed Cyril many times. His language looks cute. It looks like a language that Elves speak. ( As well as cute Ukrainian girls! ) But it’s damn hard to learn his weird letters. Cyril must have gone letter-happy. He didn’t create 26 letters, like we have in English. Cyril burdened the Ukrainians with 33 letters.
Why didn’t Cyril wise up? Why wasn’t a language that has the sentence,
“In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.” good enough for Cyril? Why didn’t he teach the Ukrainians English? Sadly, English didn’t exist yet. So Cyril stuck the Ukrainians with weird letters that belong in an appendix to The Lord of the Rings.
The word “the” doesn’t exist in Ukrainian. Nor does the word “is”. You’ll see English sentences, in Duolingo, containing these words. Ignore them as you translate English to Ukrainian.
How Ukrainians do without words like “the” and “is” is beyond me, but they do.
Hopefully, Ukrainian has a word for “sex”!
Let’s look at the page in Duolingo that’s titled, “LEARN”.
“LEARN” is written in a horizontal menu bar. This bar is at the bottom of your screen in the Duolingo app. The bar is at the top of your screen in Duolingo online.
The “LEARN” page depicts three Easter eggs. They are stacked atop each other. They are labelled as follows:
1. Letters 1.
2. Letters 2.
3. Letters 3.
When I began with Duolingo, I let the program guide me. I quickly ascended to “Level 3”. That got me into trouble. I was being given too much to learn! I retreated to the first egg, that’s labelled “Level 1”. I remain at this level. I won’t leave it until I can translate a sentence with ‘funky’ words like:
“Who’s there is what matters to us.”
At first, in Duolingo, you’ll just be tapping on your screen. About a week into the course, you’ll have to start typing. You can use your iPad’s real, or its virtual, keyboard to do this.
Eventually, you’ll have to type in Ukrainian. There are a number of comments on Duolingo complaining bitterly about this. How the Hell do you type in Ukrainian on an English language keyboard?
Here’s how:
Go to this web site:
https://ukrainian.typeit.org/
Now, do the following:
1. Type your answer into the blank space on this web site. ( Using its Ukrainian keyboard. )
2. Then, put your finger against your iPad’s screen. Put your finger where there is NO text. That is, put your finger BETWEEN two paragraphs of text.
3. A horizontal black bar will appear. The word “Select All” is in the bar. Tap on “Select All”. All of the text that you’ve typed will be highlighted.
4. A new horizontal black bar appears. The word “Copy” is in the bar. Tap on “Copy”. All of the text that you highlighted will be copied. ( It is copied to your iPad’s clipboard. )
5. Return to Duolingo.
6. Paste in your answer. You can paste your answer by doing one of the following:
A. Type “command” and “V” on your iPad’s ( English ) keyboard.
or
B. Put your finger against your iPad’s screen. A horizontal black bar will appear. The word “Paste” is in the bar. Tap on “Paste”. Your answer will be pasted into Duolingo.
About a week after you start Duolingo, you’ll become eligible for its “LEAGUES”. At first, I considered such competition stupid. Then, I noticed that I was moving ahead of my ‘competitors’ in my league. ( The Bronze League. ) I was conquering the galaxy! ( In Duolingo. ) Who doesn’t want more of that? So, I’m now doing extra lessons in Duolingo, to further trounce my ‘competitors’.
The most important question I faced in Duolingo was this: How do I get out of the “Intense” level? Here’s how:
1. In the Duolingo app, look to the menu bar at the bottom of your screen.
2. Find this word: “PROFILE”.
3. Tap on “PROFILE”. You are taken to the “PROFILE” page.
4. Look to the top right corner of your screen. There, you’ll see the ‘wheel’ icon. ( Settings. )
5. Tap on the ‘wheel’ icon. ( Settings. ) You are now in a page titled, “Settings”. Under “Settings” is written, “Your Profile”.
6. On this page, find “EDIT DAILY GOAL”. Tap on “EDIT DAILY GOAL”. You are taken to a new page. It’s titled, “Daily goal”. Under “Daily goal” is written, “Pick a goal”. On my app, the daily goal called “Basic” has now disappeared. I fear that “Casual” may disappear when I’ve advanced in the program. Hopefully, by then, I’ll know how to say “let’s have sex” in Ukrainian. ( To girls, not guys pissing in urinals. )
7. To escape from Ukraine, I mean, from the page called “Daily goal”, look to the top left corner of your screen. An “X” is there. Tap on the “X”.
8. To escape from the the page called “Settings”, look to the top right corner of your screen. “DONE” is written there. Tap on “DONE”.
9. To escape from the page called “PROFILE”, look to the menu bar. It’s at the bottom of your screen. There, tap on “LEARN”.
What is written beside “LEARN”, in the menu bar? This: “LETTERS”. Tap on “LETTERS”. Whoa! Look at all those fucking Ukrainian letters! Of course, “sh” is written with a “W”. Thanks, Cyril! Did you get a lobotomy before you invented Ukrainian?
AND IN THE END…
ON the RITTENHOUSE Verdict
1. “The corporate press attempted to control the narrative.”
- A tweet by an independent journalist.
Source: Quoted on Fox News Special Report ( their nightly newscast ). November 19, 2021.
2. The media … [ shaped ] a false narrative and then [ amplified ] it. And then [ refused ] to account for it.”
- Emily Compagno.
Source: Emily Compagno. Fox News Special Report ( their nightly newscast ). November 19, 2021.
ARCANA
1. My knowledge of the Ukrainian language, and its history, is limited. The information for my article comes from a number of sources. These include history lectures in Apple’s iTunes U app, Amazon’s Audible app, and Apple’s Podcasts app. A search term that I used for this article, in Google, was: what is duolingo worth?
Additional Sources:
A. https://www.pcmag.com/reviews/duolingo
B. https://www.learnlanguagesfast.com/resources-and-tools/product-reviews/duolingo-com-review-2021/
C. https://happilyevertravels.com/duolingo-plus-cost/
2. Christina Applegate was the underage minor child in the Fox T.V. show “Married… with Children” that every sane guy in America was dying to fuck.
3. My thanks to Greg Gutfeld, of the Fox News Channel, for inspiring me to crack fag jokes as well as pedophile jokes. ( Unlike Gutfeld, I have yet to ascend to poop jokes. )
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 121
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 121, version 3.0
Date Written: November 20, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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You Tube Ignores Attorney General
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ET 120
Editorial Thunder presents...
You Tube Ignores Attorney General
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Plus: You Tube’s abuse of preteen girls.
And: You Tube’s actions distort public’s view of Rittenhouse.
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YOU TUBE ignores ATTORNEY GENERAL
by Andrew Roller
You Tube is owned by Google. You Tube is required by law to be a neutral platform. You Tube is allowed to remove illegal content from its platform. It is not allowed to censor content to discriminate against certain viewpoints. It is not allowed to censor viewpoints to promote its own political agenda.
You Tube ignores the law. I joined You Tube in September of 2019. I soon found myself watching as You Tube’s employees censored and abused preteen and young teenage girls on You Tube. You Tube’s employees also attacked fans of the girls.
In March of 2020, You Tube’s employees attacked me. Over the course of the following year, You Tube’s employees maliciously and capriciously attacked my You Tube account. I have never uploaded a video to You Tube. I simply made playlists of content on You Tube that You Tube allowed.
My You Tube account was terminated by You Tube in February of 2021. By then, I had ceased to use You Tube. I paid my monthly You Tube bill. However, I did not access You Tube.
You Tube never notified me that they had terminated my You Tube account. You Tube bombarded me with notifications of ‘policy violations’ during the time that they abused me. However, to this day, You Tube has never told me that my You Tube account was terminated. To this day, You Tube has never told me why my You Tube account was terminated.
The account that I am referencing, in this case, is an account with the word “cyclosporine” in it.
In July of 2021, I was still paying You Tube each month for my You Tube account called “cyclosporine”. In July of 2021, I decided to visit my You Tube account. I discovered that my You Tube account had been terminated in February.
When You Tube’s employees attacked me in March of 2020, You Tube’s employees created, without my permission, a new You Tube account for me. This new You Tube account still exists. It has the word “andrew roller” in it. “Andrew roller” has no content. It lacks the hundreds of playlists that I created. It has no notifications, subscriptions, downloads, or library information.
( Last I checked, You Tube had eliminated notifications from their service. )
Whenever You Tube’s employees attacked me, I complained to You Tube. I never got a credible response from You Tube regarding their actions.
Throughout July of 2021, I complained to You Tube about the termination of my You Tube account called “cyclosporine”. The result? You Tube’s employees subjected me to further malicious, capricious abuse.
Meanwhile, You Tube’s employees continued to maliciously and capriciously abuse preteen and young teenage girls on You Tube. All the You Tube accounts of Dana Taranova ( Danatar ) were terminated by You Tube in May of 2021. Dana was 13 years old when her accounts were terminated.
All the You Tube accounts of Ustina Abramova ( Tina ) were terminated by You Tube in May of 2021. For some time after that, no one knew what had happened to Tina. She vanished from the internet. It is possible that she has yet to reappear on the internet to this day. Tina was under 12 years old when her account was terminated.
Milana from Minsk, who was 14 years old when I was watching her videos, has had her You Tube accounts, and those of her entire family, repeatedly terminated by You Tube’s employees.
You Tube’s employees gutted, repeatedly, the You Tube accounts of Mari Kruchkova. ( Mari is about a year older than Danatar. )
You Tube attacked the You Tube account of Milanka Kudel. All of Milanka’s videos were removed except one. Milanka was, at most, 12 years old at at the time. ( Probably, she was younger. )
Other preteen and young teenage girls were abused by You Tube’s employees. You can read about this in articles on my blog.
You Tube ignored COPPA, the Children's’ Online Privacy Protection Act, for 20 years. When forced by the federal government to comply with it, You Tube used COPPA as an excuse. It claimed that COPPA required it to abuse preteen and young teenage girls. ( You Tube said it was “protecting” the girls, by abusing them. )
In fact, COPPA regulates what information You Tube can collect from preteen girls. It does not oblige You Tube to maliciously and capriciously delete preteen girls’ innocuous videos, and to terminate their You Tube accounts.
I know of no instance where a preteen girl set up her own You Tube account, without her parents’ involvement. ( Which You Tube, under COPPA, would be required to disable. )
( For the record, I’m against COPPA. If a preteen girl wants to set up an internet account herself, she should be able to. This society preaches ‘female empowerment’ on a daily basis. It then proceeds to cripple girls, for their “protection”. )
COPPA DOES NOT APPLY to girls who are 13 years old, or older! ( Such as Danatar, Mari Kruchkova, and Milana from Minsk. )
You Tube hasn’t just ignored COPPA. You Tube is now ignoring California’s Attorney General. You can read this in the letter, below:
STATE OF CALIFORNIA OFFICE OF THE ATTORNEY GENERAL DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE P.O. BOX 944255 SACRAMENTO, CA 94244-2550
PUBLIC INQUIRY UNIT P.O. BOX 944255 SACRAMENTO, CA 94244-2550 ( 916 ) 210-6276 TOLL FREE: ( 800 ) 952-5225 TTY: CA Relay Service ( 800 ) 735-2922
PIU: 957383
October 28, 2021
RE: YouTube, Inc.
Dear Andrew Roller:
This letter is to inform you that we have been unable to elicit any response from the company which you named in your consumer complaint. We had hoped that by writing to them and sending them your complaint that an agreeable solution to your problem could be achieved. This often occurs without the necessity of further action.
The Attorney General is prohibited by law from representing individual citizens in legal matters. As a result, we must end our direct involvement in your case. However, we will keep your complaint on file because it could be reactivated if our office takes legal action on behalf of the people of California against this company at some future date.
If you wish to pursue your complaint further, we suggest that you contact a private attorney. You can obtain a referral to a certified lawyer referral service through the State Bar at ( 866 ) 442-2529 ( toll-free in California ) or ( 415 ) 538-2250 ( from outside California), or via their website at: http://www.calbar.ca.gov. If you cannot afford to pay an attorney, you may consider contacting your local legal aid office. For a referral, visit http://lawhelpca.org/ and click on the Find Legal Help tab.
You may also have the option of bringing an action in small claims court, in matters involving less than $10,000. In this type of action, no attorneys are allowed for either side. Each party merely explains their position to the court, bringing such witnesses or documents which they feel are necessary to support their position. For further information, please visit http://www.courts.ca.gov/selfhelp-advisors.htm.
We regret that we cannot be of more assistance to you in this matter. If there is any way in which we can provide direct assistance to you in the future, please do not hesitate to contact us again.
Sincerely, Kimberly Salyphone Public Inquiry Unit
For: ROB BONTA Attorney General
( This concludes the letter from California’s Attorney General. )
You Tube’s censorship has long been notorious. An example of You Tube’s censorship is below. It’s by Tucker Carlson. He’s speaking about the Kyle Rittenhouse trial.
“Just minutes after the judge in the case dismissed the gun charge, YouTube, which is owned by Google, censored the video streams of several independent legal experts who were commenting on the trial in real time. These were knowledgeable attorneys, many of whom were critical of the obvious weaknesses in the prosecution's case.
“Now, hundreds of people were watching those streams at the moment they were canceled, but over concern that Americans might conclude that Kyle Rittenhouse is innocent, YouTube shut them down, citing policy violations. In other words, God forbid people think for themselves. That's not allowed anymore.”
- Tucker Carlson
Source: Tucker Carlson, on Tucker Carlson Tonight. The Fox News Channel. November 15, 2021. The title of the show’s transcript is as follows:
“Tucker Carlson: Media and Big Tech lied about the Kyle Rittenhouse case - here's the truth.”
When abusing preteen and young teenage girls, You Tube claims that it must “protect children”. When Kyle Rittenhouse ( not Shittenhouse! ) was attacked, he was 17 years old. Under the contemporary law, Kyle Rittenhouse was a child.
Yet when Kyle Rittenhouse is shown to be not guilty of a gun charge, You Tube cuts off coverage of Kyle Rittenhouse’s trial! So much for You Tube “protecting” Kyle Rittenhouse!
You Tube only wants its customers to watch Rittenhouse’s trial if the trial shows that Rittenhouse is someone who deserves to be locked in prison, perhaps for the rest of his life.
In other words, You Tube wants its customers to believe that Kyle, at age 17, was a bad person. Someone who is viewed as bad by others is sometimes subjected to vigilantism. You Tube acted in a way that increases the likelihood that someone will harm Rittenhouse.
You Tube is a perfidious company that blights our nation, and every nation that it invades. Google is wholly responsible for You Tube’s conduct. Google’s founders and owners, Larry Page and Sergey Brin, are wholly responsible for Google’s negligence with regard to You Tube.
AND IN THE END…
“The left celebrates authoritarian tactics as long as they’re used against their political opponents.”
- Laura Ingraham.
Source: Laura Ingraham. The Ingrate Angle. The Fox News Channel. November 16, 2021.
ARCANA
1. State of California Department of Justice. Attorney General Rob Bonta. Web site:
https://oag.ca.gov/
2. The United States of America Federal Trade Commission web site:
https://www.ftc.gov/
3. Kyle Rittenhouse Defense Fund web site:
https://www.freekyleusa.org
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 120
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 120, version 4.0
Date Written: November 18, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 120
Editorial Thunder presents...
You Tube Ignores Attorney General
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Plus: You Tube’s abuse of preteen girls.
And: You Tube’s actions distort public’s view of Rittenhouse.
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YOU TUBE ignores ATTORNEY GENERAL
by Andrew Roller
You Tube is owned by Google. You Tube is required by law to be a neutral platform. You Tube is allowed to remove illegal content from its platform. It is not allowed to censor content to discriminate against certain viewpoints. It is not allowed to censor viewpoints to promote its own political agenda.
You Tube ignores the law. I joined You Tube in September of 2019. I soon found myself watching as You Tube’s employees censored and abused preteen and young teenage girls on You Tube. You Tube’s employees also attacked fans of the girls.
In March of 2020, You Tube’s employees attacked me. Over the course of the following year, You Tube’s employees maliciously and capriciously attacked my You Tube account. I have never uploaded a video to You Tube. I simply made playlists of content on You Tube that You Tube allowed.
My You Tube account was terminated by You Tube in February of 2021. By then, I had ceased to use You Tube. I paid my monthly You Tube bill. However, I did not access You Tube.
You Tube never notified me that they had terminated my You Tube account. You Tube bombarded me with notifications of ‘policy violations’ during the time that they abused me. However, to this day, You Tube has never told me that my You Tube account was terminated. To this day, You Tube has never told me why my You Tube account was terminated.
The account that I am referencing, in this case, is an account with the word “cyclosporine” in it.
In July of 2021, I was still paying You Tube each month for my You Tube account called “cyclosporine”. In July of 2021, I decided to visit my You Tube account. I discovered that my You Tube account had been terminated in February.
When You Tube’s employees attacked me in March of 2020, You Tube’s employees created, without my permission, a new You Tube account for me. This new You Tube account still exists. It has the word “andrew roller” in it. “Andrew roller” has no content. It lacks the hundreds of playlists that I created. It has no notifications, subscriptions, downloads, or library information.
( Last I checked, You Tube had eliminated notifications from their service. )
Whenever You Tube’s employees attacked me, I complained to You Tube. I never got a credible response from You Tube regarding their actions.
Throughout July of 2021, I complained to You Tube about the termination of my You Tube account called “cyclosporine”. The result? You Tube’s employees subjected me to further malicious, capricious abuse.
Meanwhile, You Tube’s employees continued to maliciously and capriciously abuse preteen and young teenage girls on You Tube. All the You Tube accounts of Dana Taranova ( Danatar ) were terminated by You Tube in May of 2021. Dana was 13 years old when her accounts were terminated.
All the You Tube accounts of Ustina Abramova ( Tina ) were terminated by You Tube in May of 2021. For some time after that, no one knew what had happened to Tina. She vanished from the internet. It is possible that she has yet to reappear on the internet to this day. Tina was under 12 years old when her account was terminated.
Milana from Minsk, who was 14 years old when I was watching her videos, has had her You Tube accounts, and those of her entire family, repeatedly terminated by You Tube’s employees.
You Tube’s employees gutted, repeatedly, the You Tube accounts of Mari Kruchkova. ( Mari is about a year older than Danatar. )
You Tube attacked the You Tube account of Milanka Kudel. All of Milanka’s videos were removed except one. Milanka was, at most, 12 years old at at the time. ( Probably, she was younger. )
Other preteen and young teenage girls were abused by You Tube’s employees. You can read about this in articles on my blog.
You Tube ignored COPPA, the Children's’ Online Privacy Protection Act, for 20 years. When forced by the federal government to comply with it, You Tube used COPPA as an excuse. It claimed that COPPA required it to abuse preteen and young teenage girls. ( You Tube said it was “protecting” the girls, by abusing them. )
In fact, COPPA regulates what information You Tube can collect from preteen girls. It does not oblige You Tube to maliciously and capriciously delete preteen girls’ innocuous videos, and to terminate their You Tube accounts.
I know of no instance where a preteen girl set up her own You Tube account, without her parents’ involvement. ( Which You Tube, under COPPA, would be required to disable. )
( For the record, I’m against COPPA. If a preteen girl wants to set up an internet account herself, she should be able to. This society preaches ‘female empowerment’ on a daily basis. It then proceeds to cripple girls, for their “protection”. )
COPPA DOES NOT APPLY to girls who are 13 years old, or older! ( Such as Danatar, Mari Kruchkova, and Milana from Minsk. )
You Tube hasn’t just ignored COPPA. You Tube is now ignoring California’s Attorney General. You can read this in the letter, below:
STATE OF CALIFORNIA OFFICE OF THE ATTORNEY GENERAL DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE P.O. BOX 944255 SACRAMENTO, CA 94244-2550
PUBLIC INQUIRY UNIT P.O. BOX 944255 SACRAMENTO, CA 94244-2550 ( 916 ) 210-6276 TOLL FREE: ( 800 ) 952-5225 TTY: CA Relay Service ( 800 ) 735-2922
PIU: 957383
October 28, 2021
RE: YouTube, Inc.
Dear Andrew Roller:
This letter is to inform you that we have been unable to elicit any response from the company which you named in your consumer complaint. We had hoped that by writing to them and sending them your complaint that an agreeable solution to your problem could be achieved. This often occurs without the necessity of further action.
The Attorney General is prohibited by law from representing individual citizens in legal matters. As a result, we must end our direct involvement in your case. However, we will keep your complaint on file because it could be reactivated if our office takes legal action on behalf of the people of California against this company at some future date.
If you wish to pursue your complaint further, we suggest that you contact a private attorney. You can obtain a referral to a certified lawyer referral service through the State Bar at ( 866 ) 442-2529 ( toll-free in California ) or ( 415 ) 538-2250 ( from outside California), or via their website at: http://www.calbar.ca.gov. If you cannot afford to pay an attorney, you may consider contacting your local legal aid office. For a referral, visit http://lawhelpca.org/ and click on the Find Legal Help tab.
You may also have the option of bringing an action in small claims court, in matters involving less than $10,000. In this type of action, no attorneys are allowed for either side. Each party merely explains their position to the court, bringing such witnesses or documents which they feel are necessary to support their position. For further information, please visit http://www.courts.ca.gov/selfhelp-advisors.htm.
We regret that we cannot be of more assistance to you in this matter. If there is any way in which we can provide direct assistance to you in the future, please do not hesitate to contact us again.
Sincerely, Kimberly Salyphone Public Inquiry Unit
For: ROB BONTA Attorney General
( This concludes the letter from California’s Attorney General. )
You Tube’s censorship has long been notorious. An example of You Tube’s censorship is below. It’s by Tucker Carlson. He’s speaking about the Kyle Rittenhouse trial.
“Just minutes after the judge in the case dismissed the gun charge, YouTube, which is owned by Google, censored the video streams of several independent legal experts who were commenting on the trial in real time. These were knowledgeable attorneys, many of whom were critical of the obvious weaknesses in the prosecution's case.
“Now, hundreds of people were watching those streams at the moment they were canceled, but over concern that Americans might conclude that Kyle Rittenhouse is innocent, YouTube shut them down, citing policy violations. In other words, God forbid people think for themselves. That's not allowed anymore.”
- Tucker Carlson
Source: Tucker Carlson, on Tucker Carlson Tonight. The Fox News Channel. November 15, 2021. The title of the show’s transcript is as follows:
“Tucker Carlson: Media and Big Tech lied about the Kyle Rittenhouse case - here's the truth.”
When abusing preteen and young teenage girls, You Tube claims that it must “protect children”. When Kyle Rittenhouse ( not Shittenhouse! ) was attacked, he was 17 years old. Under the contemporary law, Kyle Rittenhouse was a child.
Yet when Kyle Rittenhouse is shown to be not guilty of a gun charge, You Tube cuts off coverage of Kyle Rittenhouse’s trial! So much for You Tube “protecting” Kyle Rittenhouse!
You Tube only wants its customers to watch Rittenhouse’s trial if the trial shows that Rittenhouse is someone who deserves to be locked in prison, perhaps for the rest of his life.
In other words, You Tube wants its customers to believe that Kyle, at age 17, was a bad person. Someone who is viewed as bad by others is sometimes subjected to vigilantism. You Tube acted in a way that increases the likelihood that someone will harm Rittenhouse.
You Tube is a perfidious company that blights our nation, and every nation that it invades. Google is wholly responsible for You Tube’s conduct. Google’s founders and owners, Larry Page and Sergey Brin, are wholly responsible for Google’s negligence with regard to You Tube.
AND IN THE END…
“The left celebrates authoritarian tactics as long as they’re used against their political opponents.”
- Laura Ingraham.
Source: Laura Ingraham. The Ingrate Angle. The Fox News Channel. November 16, 2021.
ARCANA
1. State of California Department of Justice. Attorney General Rob Bonta. Web site:
https://oag.ca.gov/
2. The United States of America Federal Trade Commission web site:
https://www.ftc.gov/
3. Kyle Rittenhouse Defense Fund web site:
https://www.freekyleusa.org
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 120
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 120, version 4.0
Date Written: November 18, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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iMovie Trouble
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ET 119
Editorial Thunder presents...
iMovie Trouble
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Plus: Bedroom or ballroom? Where was Kay J beaten?
And: Free full-length Kay J preggo videos!
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iMovie TROUBLE
by Andrew Roller
The Apple app “iMovie” no longer operates smoothly.
In iMovie, a video is represented as a filmstrip. To watch a filmstrip, I ‘drag’ it across my iPad’s screen. I should be able to see, in slow motion, everything that happens in the video.
Recently, I updated to Apple iPadOS 15.1. Now, iMovie no longer operates smoothly. When I drag a filmstrip, to watch it in slow motion, the filmstrip balks. The motion of the people in the filmstrip is jerky.
This is greatly distressing. The benefit of iMovie is that one can watch videos at a pace that’s akin to frame-by-frame slow motion. No other app provides this benefit. A third-party app may show a video in slow motion. However, the third-party app “scrubs” the video at a rate of 10 seconds per ‘drag’. That is, the video jumps ahead by ten seconds every time that you drag on it.
I hope that Apple repairs iMovie. If I can’t watch a video smoothly in it, iMovie is worthless.
ON DEATH
“Death is Nature’s greatest invention”.
- Steve Jobs.
Why do we die? This question has bedeviled humans for millennia. I was taking my cyclosporine, a medically prescribed drug, when the answer hit me. It is as follows:
A person dies so that the person won’t reproduce.
Any biological creature, including a human, must survive in its current environment. I was born in 1960. That means I was born into the environment of 1960.
It isn’t 1960 anymore. The environment that existed then could have changed quite dramatically since then. One day, millennia ago, an asteroid struck the Earth. Earth’s environment was dramatically changed. That event was just one of a number of “extinction events” that have occurred on Earth. ( At another point in time, volcanoes erupted, en masse, in Russia. )
Have you seen a dinosaur lately? Of course you have. Today’s birds descended from dinosaurs. Many dinosaurs simply went extinct. Quite a few of them died when the asteroid, mentioned above, struck Earth. A few dinosaurs evolved into birds.
I have kidney disease. “Disease” is a misnomer. When I was in my early 20s, my immune system decided to attack my kidneys. No one knows why. My immune system killed my kidneys. I’ve survived, since then, on kidney dialysis, and on several kidneys that were put into me from corpses.
My “disease” keeps coming back. In the past, when my “disease” recurred, it wiped out my kidney ( singular ), from a corpse, very quickly.
A few years ago, my “disease” returned again. My immune system is attacking, and destroying, my current kidney that I got from a corpse. However, my immune system isn’t moving with the swiftness that it once did.
Why? I’m older. Even if I still had my natural kidneys, Nature wants me dead.
A young person has a very strong immune system. Nature wants such a person to live, and to reproduce. That’s because such a person is adapted to the CURRENT environment.
I am not adapted to the current environment. I was created to survive in the environment of the 1960s and 1970s. An asteroid could have since struck the Earth. Or massive volcanism could have occurred in Russia. Both events would have severely altered Earth’s environment. ( The fact that Earth’s environment would stabilize some millions of years later is irrelevant. )
Who does Nature want to reproduce? Someone who was born recently. Someone who was born into the CURRENT environment. That is, someone who is between the ages of 11 and 21. Ancient humans, and prehumans, were often dead by age 20. Childhood disease, predators ( lions, tigers, and bears ), and accidents in nature killed humans. So did the occasional “extinction event”.
I’m lucky that, at age 60, I have a poky immune system. It’s proving sluggish in killing the kidney that I got from a corpse. However, if I had a real disease, I’d be in trouble. My immune system wouldn’t be able to handle a real disease. I’d die.
This is an optimal outcome, in Nature’s view. Nature doesn’t want me to reproduce anymore. That’s because I wasn’t born to handle today’s environment. I was born to survive in the era of The Beatles. Most of them are long gone, and I soon will be too. Then, I won’t be gobbling up the resources that today’s parents need for their offspring.
Not long after that, in Nature’s view, today’s parents will need to die. That’s so they don’t gobble up the resources required by their grandchildren.
Also, today’s parents soon won’t be adapted to the then-current environment.
Today’s environment is polluted by COVID-19. Who is least likely to die in today’s environment? Children. That is, people between the ages of 0 and 20.
Who is most likely to die in today’s environment? Old people.
Who does Nature most want to engage in reproductive activity, in this environment? Children.
FIGHTING for AIR
This article is about nude, or erotic, model Kay J. In Editorial Thunder issue number 117, I wondered if Kay engages in “breath play”. ( Being erotically choked by someone. ) Specifically, I wondered if she engaged in it in 2016, when she was 20 years old. I have begun compiling evidence, from Kay’s photo shoots, that she might have engaged in “breath play”. My evidence, so far, is as follows:
A. Kay’s video “Wet Dreams”. ( Early in this video, Kay takes hold of her neck. )
B. Kay’s photo gallery “Dantyl”. ( In photo 21 of 129, Kay takes hold of her neck. )
Both photographic items are from Kay’s ‘kid cute’ era.
In BDSM, “breath play” is considered to be “edge play”. The ( willing ) “victim” could die. Read Editorial Thunder 117 for more. Or, take my advice: don’t do it.
Chandra Ann Levy, a Washington, D.C. intern, who was young and healthy, probably died due to “breath play”. She died in 2001. Levy was an intern at the Federal Bureau of Prisons. She is thought to have died at a sex party where various politicians were present.
LOCATION, Location, LOCATION
( The web site indexxx ( dot ) com is a useful reference for this article. Search term: Kay J. )
( You can also read, here on my blog, my previous articles on Kay J. )
Nude model Kay J was whipped by someone prior to the filming of her video, “Wet Dreams”. In my analysis of her whipping, I always begin with the explanation that is the simplest. This would mean that Kay was whipped in an ordinary bedroom. Given that she was 20 years old, she was probably whipped in an apartment.
Kay was thoroughly beaten. She was beaten by a long-tailed whip. A long-tailed whip is difficult to handle. For one thing, the person wielding the whip is likely to hit, and injure, himself with it. Kay’s right breast, entire bottom, and the back of her left thigh were struck by the whip. Whoever was wielding the whip did an excellent ( if brutal ) job of confining her whipping to those ( intimate ) places on her.
Hence, Kay could not have been whipped by a boyfriend who was using a whip for the first time.
Also, this was not Kay’s first experience of BDSM. The use of a whip is described as “edge play”. ( The riskiest form of BDSM. ) This is due to the following:
1. Certain areas of the body must not be hit with a whip. This includes one’s eyes, joints, and places where bodily organs ( like the kidneys ) are present.
2. A long-tailed whip is likely to “wrap” around the body. This happened to Kay. You can see the marks from the whip’s “wrapping” on the right side of her torso, by her breast, and on her right hip.
“Wrapping” is described on the internet as being extremely painful. This is due to the fact that the whip’s tip, which is what “wraps”, travels very fast.
3. A whip can cut like a razor. This is most true of a long-tailed whip, because it’s more difficult to control. Kay was cut on her right breast ( twice ) and on her bottom ( multiple times ). She was cut on the right side of her torso ( by her right breast ), and on her right hip. She was also likely cut, at least once, on the back of her left thigh.
( She also has some bruises, probably from other implements. )
For Kay to willingly endure her ( severe ) beating, she must have endured lighter forms of punishment on prior occasions.
We can now trash the simplest explanation: Kay and a boyfriend, as newbies, bought a whip at a sex shop. The two of them were ‘fooling around’ in an apartment.
What is the more ‘complicated’ explanation?
1. Kay, though she seems innocent in “Wet Dreams”, and is ‘kid cute’, was an experienced bondage submissive. She was ‘into bondage’ prior to becoming a nude model. ( Since “Wet Dreams” is one of her earliest nude videos. )
2. Kay was whipped by an experienced whip master.
3. I’ve lived in apartments for decades. If I talk loudly, my neighbors can hear me. Kay must have been screaming and crying as she was whipped. A gag doesn’t totally silence someone. ( Especially if one is screaming in distress. )
Hence, Kay wasn’t whipped in an ordinary apartment. She must have been whipped in a standalone residence.
Today, the average home is jammed amid other homes. If you make noise in your house, your neighbors can hear you.
In Europe, people usually live in large ‘apartment block’ style dwellings. You can see this in videos of Dana Taranova, and of Ustina Abramova. You can also see this in a video of Kay J at pregnantkay ( dot ) com. You can see it in her introductory Pregnant Kay video, where she says, “I have a big belly.” Look through the window that is behind her.
So, where was Kay whipped? The logical possibilities are the following:
1. Kay was whipped at a bondage party. Such an event is usually held in a location that has been rendered private. This could have been anything from a ballroom to a cellar. Other partiers could have witnessed Kay’s whipping. They would have heard it, or seen and heard it. Staff at the locale might also have witnessed Kay’s whipping. However, no one outside of the venue would have witnessed Kay’s whipping. For instance, a neighbor, in his adjoining apartment or home, would not have heard it.
2. Kay was whipped in a purpose-built room. The “Ur” text for BDSM is “Story of O”, by Pauline Reage. With regard to O’s whippings, we read the following:
A. “O was surprised to note that it was a double door, and Anne-Marie, who was laughing, said: ‘That’s so no one can hear you scream. And the walls are lined with cork. Don’t worry, no one can hear the slightest thing that goes on in here.’” ( Page 153. )
At another location, in “Story of O”:
B. “‘The walls and ceiling are lined with cork, are they not?’ O said. ‘And the door is padded, and you’ve had a double window installed?’ Sir Stephen nodded.” ( Page 176. )
Elsewhere in the novel, O is whipped in a purpose-built, standalone dwelling. ( Roissy. ) In the 1975 movie, Roissy is akin to a chateau.
Hence, Kay J wasn’t whipped in some ordinary place.
Sources: numerous articles on the internet. I read too many articles to cite them all. I used search phrases like “BDSM experiences”. When doing internet research on BDSM, it is helpful to include the word “kink”; as in, “kink: whipping”.
ON PREGNANT Kay J
Kay J’s ‘kid cute’ era is the summer and fall of 2016. She was 20 years old.
Kay became pregnant late in her 20th year, in January 2017. She probably became pregnant during January 1 - 7, the Ukrainian New Year’s and Christmas holiday period.
I regard the date when Kay got pregnant, or shortly thereafter, as being the end of her ‘kid cute’ era.
The web site pregnantkay ( dot ) com bears a copyright date of 2017. This is at the bottom of any pregnantkay ( dot ) com page.
At pregnantkay ( dot ) com, Kay writes:
“I captured the end of my pregnancy in a series of amateur videos.”
The visual quality of some of her Pregnant Kay videos is not the best. ( At least, in the versions that I’ve seen, as a non-paying viewer. ) However, Kay’s videos are not amateur productions. Her Pregnant Kay videos were filmed by professional photographer Alex Lynn. Lynn shot all of the videos, and photo galleries, in Kay’s ‘kid cute’ era.
How do I know that Lynn shot Kay’s preggo videos?
1. Kay is wearing the same black bra in a Pregnant Kay video that she wore in this video: “Model Tests episode IV Kay J”. “Model Tests episode IV Kay J” was shot by Alex Lynn.
“Model Tests” was filmed during Kay’s ‘kid cute’ era, before she got pregnant. In “Model Tests”, Kay has medium-sized breasts. Her breasts don’t fill her black bra. This is a cute effect. She appears, thanks to the size of her tits, to be too young to model nude.
In the Pregnant Kay video, Kay’s breasts do fill her black bra. That’s because, due to her pregnancy, her breasts are full of milk!
2. The photo gallery “Lenxi” was shot by Alex Lynn. It was shot during Kay’s ‘kid cute’ era.
In “Lenxi”, Kay wears a blue coverall. In a “Pregnant Kay” video, she wears the same blue coverall! In both the gallery and the video, there is a hole in the left knee of the coverall. There is also a tear in the right leg of the coverall. This is on the front of the coverall, near Kay’s outer thigh.
In “Lenxi”, Kay is adorably kid-skinny. Her coverall is buttoned up on both sides. In the Pregnant Kay video, Kay is too pregnant to wear the coverall properly. She leaves the top button on the left side of her coverall undone.
In “Lenxi”, the coverall is new. In the Pregnant Kay video, the coverall has visibly aged. ( Due, one would suppose, to repeated washings. )
Dread ran through me when I saw how the coverall had aged. A Playboy Playmate once said, “People think that a Playmate floats somewhere, unchanged, on a cloud. In fact, our lives go on.”
Kay J, in “Lenxi”, lives vividly in my mind. I joined the metartnetwork ( dot ) com to view the full “Lenxi” gallery. The fact that “Lenxi” is, in fact, a mere artifact of the past shocked me. ( I knew this logically, but not emotionally. )
Everything continues to age, marching irretrievably toward death and oblivion. Sex, or procreation, is the only salvation from this. But it’s a salvation for one’s offspring, who are themselves doomed.
MORE on PREGGO Kay
Above, I’ve referred to “the Pregnant Kay video”. That’s because I’m not a member of the Pregnant Kay web site. I don’t have a proper title for Kay’s video.
The web site indexxx ( dot ) com offers seven full-length videos from the Pregnant Kay web site. At indexxx ( dot ) com, look toward the top right corner of your iPad’s screen. There, you’ll see a purple box with this title: Submitted Links.
I’m not hot for preggo videos. Kay is quite a cute pregnant babe. However, I can’t free my mind from the notion that she’s just fat. Frankly, I find her preggo videos boring.
I have some observations regarding Kay’s preggo videos. I’m referring to her preggo videos at indexxx ( dot ) com.
1. Kay’s “gal4” preggo video. In it, Kay wears the blue coverall. At the video’s start, Kay walks through a park. This, and her other preggo videos, were filmed in Kiev, Ukraine.
When did Kay get pregnant? Nine months prior to the filming of her “gal4” video. I date the start of her pregnancy to early January of 2017. This means that Kay delivered her baby in early October.
Let’s look at the park that Kay is walking in. The grass is still green! About half of the trees have lost their leaves. That’s why I date the start of Kay’s pregnancy to early January of 2017. Her “gal4” video was likely shot in late September.
2. Kay’s “gal5” preggo video. In it, Kay spills water on herself, from a glass.
Kay also spilled water on herself, from a glass, in this photo gallery: “Kay”. ( Also known as “Presenting Kay J”. ) In “Kay”, Kay wasn’t pregnant. “Kay” is likely the first nude photo gallery that Kay was in.
3. In one of Kay’s videos, there is a man in a yellow T-shirt and black pants. He may have been Kay’s boyfriend at the time. Kay, heavily pregnant, is getting naked nearby. Can you find the man? ( The answer is in ARCANA, below. )
AND IN THE END…
ON BIG TECH
“The tech giants … are clamping down on speech. They’re suppressing the flow of ideas. We are not a free people if we’re controlled by a small handful of oligarchic corporate companies in Silicon Valley.
“… There’s a small group of companies with a political agenda that’s manipulating speech.”
- Charlie Kirk, Founder and President of Turning Point.
Source: Charlie Kirk, as a guest on the Fox News Channel. T.V. show: Sunday Morning Futures with Maria Bartiromo. ( Not Barfiromo, or Fartaroma. ) Date: October 31, 2021.
( For what it’s worth, Maria was incredibly beautiful in the 1990s, on CNBC. )
NOTES on BLOG Writing
Here are some issues that always arise:
1. Does the title include the word “The”? “The Beatles,” but the “Fox News Channel”.
2. Does the ( actual ) quote include a period? If there’s a period in the quote, it goes inside of your ending quotation mark. If the quote has no period, the period goes outside of your ending quotation mark.
ARCANA
1. The following iTunes U course is now available in the Apple app “Podcasts”:
Early Imperial Russia. By Dr. Adrian Jones. La Trobe University, in Australia.
2. Kay’s “introductory Pregnant Kay” video, mentioned above, is called, “gal1” at indexxx ( dot ) com.
3. Kay’s photo gallery “Lenxi” was shot during her ‘kid cute’ era. I’ve always had trouble dating this gallery. The following thought has occurred to me, regarding “Lenxi”:
What if Kay, and Alex Lynn, knew that she was ( newly ) pregnant in “Lenxi”? Kay seems to show off her ( still skinny ) belly a lot in “Lenxi”.
4. The man in the yellow T-shirt and black pants is in Kay’s “gal6” preggo video.
Look beyond Kay, into the room with the open door. The room is behind Kay. You can only see the back half of the man. However, he is present for a considerable amount of time. He appears to be doing something like playing a video game. He is standing.
5. I am now of the opinion that Alex Lynn shot Kay’s watch4beauty (dot ) com content. My reason for this is as follows:
Kay appears in the Watch 4 Beauty photo gallery called, “Casting Kay”. She is wearing a black bra. This may be the same black bra that she wears in:
A. The video “Model Tests episode IV Kay J”. ( “Model Tests” was filmed during Kay’s ‘kid cute’ era, before she was pregnant. “Model Tests” was filmed by Alex Lynn. )
B. Her “Pregnant Kay” video called “gal4”. ( In “gal4”, Kay walks in the park. “gal4” was filmed by Alex Lynn. )
6. I just discovered the following:
At indexxx ( dot ) com, there is a purple box with this title: Comments. I was aware of this box. What I wasn’t aware of is the following: You can scroll down in this box. In it, you can scroll all the way to comments posted in 2016.
Kay J’s nude modeling career began earlier than I realized. Her ‘kid cute’ era occurs in the spring and summer of 2016, as well as in the fall.
I will now discuss the comments at Indexxx:
A. The earliest comment is dated May 1, 2016. This means that Kay’s first nude modeling shoot occurred on or before May 1, 2016. She turned 20 on March 21, 2016.
B. The earliest comment to reference a web site is dated June 1, 2016. www ( dot ) metart ( dot ) com is referenced. This is part of the metartnetwork ( dot ) com web site.
C. A comment dated July 23, 2016 references Kay’s Me Tart photo gallery with this title: Teinalt. ( Kay in the woods. )
D. A comment dated October 17, 2016 references the photo gallery “Sanora”. ( Old fat Kay. ) The comment also references the photographer of “Sanora”: Arkisi.
This comment must be regarded as accurate. It isn’t an incorrect date provided by Me Tart ( The metartnetwork ( dot ) com. )
What can be derived from the date of this comment? Kay’s ‘kid cute’ era may have ended by October of 2016. Or, maybe she gained weight, and then later lost weight.
E. A comment dated March 28, 2017 references “What a presenting of Kay J”. This could refer to the Me Tart photo gallery titled “Kay”. ( Also known as “Presenting Kay J”. ) However, the web site referenced in this comment is “alex-lynn ( dot ) com”. In 2021, the web site Alex Lynn no longer exists. Kay was pregnant by March of 2017. However, she may not have been visibly pregnant. By week 12 of her pregnancy, Kay’s baby was the size of a plum.
F. A comment dated April 2, 2017 references the model Nasita as posing with Kay J at the web site Alex Lynn. Kay was pregnant by April of 2017. By week 16 of her pregnancy, Kay’s baby was the size of an avocado.
Nasita is known as Jana Bubu at Playboy.
G. A comment dated April 5, 2017, by a different person, calls the above gallery, with Nasita, Kay’s “first girl / girl set”.
H. A comment dated April 18, 2017, references Kay’s photo gallery “in red”. It is ( at the time ) at Alex Lynn.
A comment dated April 19, 2017, by a different person, nails the gallery down as being the “Red Little Dress” gallery. By week 18 of her pregnancy, Kay’s baby was the size of a sweet potato.
The “Red Little Dress” gallery was added to Me Tart in October of 2021. The title at Me Tart is “Cocktail Dress”.
I. A comment dated June 30, 2017 states: “Kay upcoming at AmourAngels and Showybeauty”. Indexxx ( dot ) com dates these photo galleries to July of 2017. In the weeks 22 through 24 of her pregnancy, Kay’s baby was the size of a papaya.
J. A comment dated July 7, 2017 states, of Kay: “I think she just had a boobjob.” No one on this comment board was, as yet, aware that Kay was pregnant.
K. A comment dated August 27, 2017, claims, of Kay J: “I think we have found the new Eufrat”. I checked out Eufrat. Don’t waste your time.
L. Of Kay J, a commenter writes, on September 19, 2017: “She’s like Lolita!” Yes!
M. A comment dated October 13, 2017, references Kay’s appearance in “The Score Group” web sites. Naughty Mag and Porn Mega Load are mentioned.
( Kay’s video at Porn Mega Load is duplicated at 18Eighteen. 18Eighteen also has a photo gallery of her. )
By October 13, Kay had likely delivered her baby. She’s gained weight since her ‘kid cute’ era. However, she isn’t fat. Her breasts are huge in this content. They’re full of milk!
( The Score Group web site names, mentioned above, conclude with ( dot ) com. )
N. A comment dated December 12, 2017 states, of Kay: “She is pregnant on MyPreggo ! Awesome !”
O. A comment dated December 16, 2017 states, of Kay, “There goes the innocent!”
A commotion ensues on indexxx’s comment board. Is Kay still “innocent”, in appearance, if she’s pregnant? People argue that her preggo videos are fake. Others point out that Kay is pregnant in a lot of videos. Alex Lynn is accused ( without evidence ) of getting Kay pregnant. Someone wants to see Kay milking her tits. ( So far as I know, such content doesn’t exist. )
P. A comment dated January 22, 2018 mentions a “metartx” photo gallery. ( Part of the Me Tart Network. ) The person describes it as “Kay’s ass in the kitchen”. This is likely the “metart” photo gallery “Vuita”. Me Tart dates this gallery to March 18, 2017.
Q. A comment dated May 31, 2018, states that Kay will have a new photo gallery available on June 7, 2018. It will be on “sexart”. ( Part of the Me Tart Network. ) Of this set, another person writes: “it seems that the new sets are post pregnancy”.
R. A comment dated September 3, 2018 asks: “When is Kay J baby born?”
Someone answers: “About half year ago”.
S. A comment dated July 25, 2019, asks, of Kay: “does she continue her modeling career after her pregnancy?”
To this, Kay J replied! A “guest”, writing under the flag of Austria, states:
“Yes i do. Actual on tour for many shootings. ;-)”.
I say that the above comment is by Kay J due to the following. Kay J replied to me several times on her Only Fans channel. Her comments consisted of:
a. Two phrases. ( At Indexxx, Kay’s reply consists of two sentences. )
b. The exact level of English used above ( at Indexxx ).
c. An ending emoticon.
T. Commenters at Indexxx determine that Kay’s height is 173 centimeters, or 5 feet, 8 inches.
SUMMARY
The comments at Indexxx move Kay’s ‘kid cute’ era a few months back in time. That is, her ‘kid cute’ era, as a professional nude model, began in the spring of 2016. Kay began modeling shortly after she turned 20 years old.
Her ‘walk in the park’ preggo video remains dated to late September of 2017. This means that Kay got pregnant, as stated in my article, in January of 2017.
7. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
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This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 119
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 119, version 4.0
Date Written: November 15, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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ET 119
Editorial Thunder presents...
iMovie Trouble
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Plus: Bedroom or ballroom? Where was Kay J beaten?
And: Free full-length Kay J preggo videos!
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iMovie TROUBLE
by Andrew Roller
The Apple app “iMovie” no longer operates smoothly.
In iMovie, a video is represented as a filmstrip. To watch a filmstrip, I ‘drag’ it across my iPad’s screen. I should be able to see, in slow motion, everything that happens in the video.
Recently, I updated to Apple iPadOS 15.1. Now, iMovie no longer operates smoothly. When I drag a filmstrip, to watch it in slow motion, the filmstrip balks. The motion of the people in the filmstrip is jerky.
This is greatly distressing. The benefit of iMovie is that one can watch videos at a pace that’s akin to frame-by-frame slow motion. No other app provides this benefit. A third-party app may show a video in slow motion. However, the third-party app “scrubs” the video at a rate of 10 seconds per ‘drag’. That is, the video jumps ahead by ten seconds every time that you drag on it.
I hope that Apple repairs iMovie. If I can’t watch a video smoothly in it, iMovie is worthless.
ON DEATH
“Death is Nature’s greatest invention”.
- Steve Jobs.
Why do we die? This question has bedeviled humans for millennia. I was taking my cyclosporine, a medically prescribed drug, when the answer hit me. It is as follows:
A person dies so that the person won’t reproduce.
Any biological creature, including a human, must survive in its current environment. I was born in 1960. That means I was born into the environment of 1960.
It isn’t 1960 anymore. The environment that existed then could have changed quite dramatically since then. One day, millennia ago, an asteroid struck the Earth. Earth’s environment was dramatically changed. That event was just one of a number of “extinction events” that have occurred on Earth. ( At another point in time, volcanoes erupted, en masse, in Russia. )
Have you seen a dinosaur lately? Of course you have. Today’s birds descended from dinosaurs. Many dinosaurs simply went extinct. Quite a few of them died when the asteroid, mentioned above, struck Earth. A few dinosaurs evolved into birds.
I have kidney disease. “Disease” is a misnomer. When I was in my early 20s, my immune system decided to attack my kidneys. No one knows why. My immune system killed my kidneys. I’ve survived, since then, on kidney dialysis, and on several kidneys that were put into me from corpses.
My “disease” keeps coming back. In the past, when my “disease” recurred, it wiped out my kidney ( singular ), from a corpse, very quickly.
A few years ago, my “disease” returned again. My immune system is attacking, and destroying, my current kidney that I got from a corpse. However, my immune system isn’t moving with the swiftness that it once did.
Why? I’m older. Even if I still had my natural kidneys, Nature wants me dead.
A young person has a very strong immune system. Nature wants such a person to live, and to reproduce. That’s because such a person is adapted to the CURRENT environment.
I am not adapted to the current environment. I was created to survive in the environment of the 1960s and 1970s. An asteroid could have since struck the Earth. Or massive volcanism could have occurred in Russia. Both events would have severely altered Earth’s environment. ( The fact that Earth’s environment would stabilize some millions of years later is irrelevant. )
Who does Nature want to reproduce? Someone who was born recently. Someone who was born into the CURRENT environment. That is, someone who is between the ages of 11 and 21. Ancient humans, and prehumans, were often dead by age 20. Childhood disease, predators ( lions, tigers, and bears ), and accidents in nature killed humans. So did the occasional “extinction event”.
I’m lucky that, at age 60, I have a poky immune system. It’s proving sluggish in killing the kidney that I got from a corpse. However, if I had a real disease, I’d be in trouble. My immune system wouldn’t be able to handle a real disease. I’d die.
This is an optimal outcome, in Nature’s view. Nature doesn’t want me to reproduce anymore. That’s because I wasn’t born to handle today’s environment. I was born to survive in the era of The Beatles. Most of them are long gone, and I soon will be too. Then, I won’t be gobbling up the resources that today’s parents need for their offspring.
Not long after that, in Nature’s view, today’s parents will need to die. That’s so they don’t gobble up the resources required by their grandchildren.
Also, today’s parents soon won’t be adapted to the then-current environment.
Today’s environment is polluted by COVID-19. Who is least likely to die in today’s environment? Children. That is, people between the ages of 0 and 20.
Who is most likely to die in today’s environment? Old people.
Who does Nature most want to engage in reproductive activity, in this environment? Children.
FIGHTING for AIR
This article is about nude, or erotic, model Kay J. In Editorial Thunder issue number 117, I wondered if Kay engages in “breath play”. ( Being erotically choked by someone. ) Specifically, I wondered if she engaged in it in 2016, when she was 20 years old. I have begun compiling evidence, from Kay’s photo shoots, that she might have engaged in “breath play”. My evidence, so far, is as follows:
A. Kay’s video “Wet Dreams”. ( Early in this video, Kay takes hold of her neck. )
B. Kay’s photo gallery “Dantyl”. ( In photo 21 of 129, Kay takes hold of her neck. )
Both photographic items are from Kay’s ‘kid cute’ era.
In BDSM, “breath play” is considered to be “edge play”. The ( willing ) “victim” could die. Read Editorial Thunder 117 for more. Or, take my advice: don’t do it.
Chandra Ann Levy, a Washington, D.C. intern, who was young and healthy, probably died due to “breath play”. She died in 2001. Levy was an intern at the Federal Bureau of Prisons. She is thought to have died at a sex party where various politicians were present.
LOCATION, Location, LOCATION
( The web site indexxx ( dot ) com is a useful reference for this article. Search term: Kay J. )
( You can also read, here on my blog, my previous articles on Kay J. )
Nude model Kay J was whipped by someone prior to the filming of her video, “Wet Dreams”. In my analysis of her whipping, I always begin with the explanation that is the simplest. This would mean that Kay was whipped in an ordinary bedroom. Given that she was 20 years old, she was probably whipped in an apartment.
Kay was thoroughly beaten. She was beaten by a long-tailed whip. A long-tailed whip is difficult to handle. For one thing, the person wielding the whip is likely to hit, and injure, himself with it. Kay’s right breast, entire bottom, and the back of her left thigh were struck by the whip. Whoever was wielding the whip did an excellent ( if brutal ) job of confining her whipping to those ( intimate ) places on her.
Hence, Kay could not have been whipped by a boyfriend who was using a whip for the first time.
Also, this was not Kay’s first experience of BDSM. The use of a whip is described as “edge play”. ( The riskiest form of BDSM. ) This is due to the following:
1. Certain areas of the body must not be hit with a whip. This includes one’s eyes, joints, and places where bodily organs ( like the kidneys ) are present.
2. A long-tailed whip is likely to “wrap” around the body. This happened to Kay. You can see the marks from the whip’s “wrapping” on the right side of her torso, by her breast, and on her right hip.
“Wrapping” is described on the internet as being extremely painful. This is due to the fact that the whip’s tip, which is what “wraps”, travels very fast.
3. A whip can cut like a razor. This is most true of a long-tailed whip, because it’s more difficult to control. Kay was cut on her right breast ( twice ) and on her bottom ( multiple times ). She was cut on the right side of her torso ( by her right breast ), and on her right hip. She was also likely cut, at least once, on the back of her left thigh.
( She also has some bruises, probably from other implements. )
For Kay to willingly endure her ( severe ) beating, she must have endured lighter forms of punishment on prior occasions.
We can now trash the simplest explanation: Kay and a boyfriend, as newbies, bought a whip at a sex shop. The two of them were ‘fooling around’ in an apartment.
What is the more ‘complicated’ explanation?
1. Kay, though she seems innocent in “Wet Dreams”, and is ‘kid cute’, was an experienced bondage submissive. She was ‘into bondage’ prior to becoming a nude model. ( Since “Wet Dreams” is one of her earliest nude videos. )
2. Kay was whipped by an experienced whip master.
3. I’ve lived in apartments for decades. If I talk loudly, my neighbors can hear me. Kay must have been screaming and crying as she was whipped. A gag doesn’t totally silence someone. ( Especially if one is screaming in distress. )
Hence, Kay wasn’t whipped in an ordinary apartment. She must have been whipped in a standalone residence.
Today, the average home is jammed amid other homes. If you make noise in your house, your neighbors can hear you.
In Europe, people usually live in large ‘apartment block’ style dwellings. You can see this in videos of Dana Taranova, and of Ustina Abramova. You can also see this in a video of Kay J at pregnantkay ( dot ) com. You can see it in her introductory Pregnant Kay video, where she says, “I have a big belly.” Look through the window that is behind her.
So, where was Kay whipped? The logical possibilities are the following:
1. Kay was whipped at a bondage party. Such an event is usually held in a location that has been rendered private. This could have been anything from a ballroom to a cellar. Other partiers could have witnessed Kay’s whipping. They would have heard it, or seen and heard it. Staff at the locale might also have witnessed Kay’s whipping. However, no one outside of the venue would have witnessed Kay’s whipping. For instance, a neighbor, in his adjoining apartment or home, would not have heard it.
2. Kay was whipped in a purpose-built room. The “Ur” text for BDSM is “Story of O”, by Pauline Reage. With regard to O’s whippings, we read the following:
A. “O was surprised to note that it was a double door, and Anne-Marie, who was laughing, said: ‘That’s so no one can hear you scream. And the walls are lined with cork. Don’t worry, no one can hear the slightest thing that goes on in here.’” ( Page 153. )
At another location, in “Story of O”:
B. “‘The walls and ceiling are lined with cork, are they not?’ O said. ‘And the door is padded, and you’ve had a double window installed?’ Sir Stephen nodded.” ( Page 176. )
Elsewhere in the novel, O is whipped in a purpose-built, standalone dwelling. ( Roissy. ) In the 1975 movie, Roissy is akin to a chateau.
Hence, Kay J wasn’t whipped in some ordinary place.
Sources: numerous articles on the internet. I read too many articles to cite them all. I used search phrases like “BDSM experiences”. When doing internet research on BDSM, it is helpful to include the word “kink”; as in, “kink: whipping”.
ON PREGNANT Kay J
Kay J’s ‘kid cute’ era is the summer and fall of 2016. She was 20 years old.
Kay became pregnant late in her 20th year, in January 2017. She probably became pregnant during January 1 - 7, the Ukrainian New Year’s and Christmas holiday period.
I regard the date when Kay got pregnant, or shortly thereafter, as being the end of her ‘kid cute’ era.
The web site pregnantkay ( dot ) com bears a copyright date of 2017. This is at the bottom of any pregnantkay ( dot ) com page.
At pregnantkay ( dot ) com, Kay writes:
“I captured the end of my pregnancy in a series of amateur videos.”
The visual quality of some of her Pregnant Kay videos is not the best. ( At least, in the versions that I’ve seen, as a non-paying viewer. ) However, Kay’s videos are not amateur productions. Her Pregnant Kay videos were filmed by professional photographer Alex Lynn. Lynn shot all of the videos, and photo galleries, in Kay’s ‘kid cute’ era.
How do I know that Lynn shot Kay’s preggo videos?
1. Kay is wearing the same black bra in a Pregnant Kay video that she wore in this video: “Model Tests episode IV Kay J”. “Model Tests episode IV Kay J” was shot by Alex Lynn.
“Model Tests” was filmed during Kay’s ‘kid cute’ era, before she got pregnant. In “Model Tests”, Kay has medium-sized breasts. Her breasts don’t fill her black bra. This is a cute effect. She appears, thanks to the size of her tits, to be too young to model nude.
In the Pregnant Kay video, Kay’s breasts do fill her black bra. That’s because, due to her pregnancy, her breasts are full of milk!
2. The photo gallery “Lenxi” was shot by Alex Lynn. It was shot during Kay’s ‘kid cute’ era.
In “Lenxi”, Kay wears a blue coverall. In a “Pregnant Kay” video, she wears the same blue coverall! In both the gallery and the video, there is a hole in the left knee of the coverall. There is also a tear in the right leg of the coverall. This is on the front of the coverall, near Kay’s outer thigh.
In “Lenxi”, Kay is adorably kid-skinny. Her coverall is buttoned up on both sides. In the Pregnant Kay video, Kay is too pregnant to wear the coverall properly. She leaves the top button on the left side of her coverall undone.
In “Lenxi”, the coverall is new. In the Pregnant Kay video, the coverall has visibly aged. ( Due, one would suppose, to repeated washings. )
Dread ran through me when I saw how the coverall had aged. A Playboy Playmate once said, “People think that a Playmate floats somewhere, unchanged, on a cloud. In fact, our lives go on.”
Kay J, in “Lenxi”, lives vividly in my mind. I joined the metartnetwork ( dot ) com to view the full “Lenxi” gallery. The fact that “Lenxi” is, in fact, a mere artifact of the past shocked me. ( I knew this logically, but not emotionally. )
Everything continues to age, marching irretrievably toward death and oblivion. Sex, or procreation, is the only salvation from this. But it’s a salvation for one’s offspring, who are themselves doomed.
MORE on PREGGO Kay
Above, I’ve referred to “the Pregnant Kay video”. That’s because I’m not a member of the Pregnant Kay web site. I don’t have a proper title for Kay’s video.
The web site indexxx ( dot ) com offers seven full-length videos from the Pregnant Kay web site. At indexxx ( dot ) com, look toward the top right corner of your iPad’s screen. There, you’ll see a purple box with this title: Submitted Links.
I’m not hot for preggo videos. Kay is quite a cute pregnant babe. However, I can’t free my mind from the notion that she’s just fat. Frankly, I find her preggo videos boring.
I have some observations regarding Kay’s preggo videos. I’m referring to her preggo videos at indexxx ( dot ) com.
1. Kay’s “gal4” preggo video. In it, Kay wears the blue coverall. At the video’s start, Kay walks through a park. This, and her other preggo videos, were filmed in Kiev, Ukraine.
When did Kay get pregnant? Nine months prior to the filming of her “gal4” video. I date the start of her pregnancy to early January of 2017. This means that Kay delivered her baby in early October.
Let’s look at the park that Kay is walking in. The grass is still green! About half of the trees have lost their leaves. That’s why I date the start of Kay’s pregnancy to early January of 2017. Her “gal4” video was likely shot in late September.
2. Kay’s “gal5” preggo video. In it, Kay spills water on herself, from a glass.
Kay also spilled water on herself, from a glass, in this photo gallery: “Kay”. ( Also known as “Presenting Kay J”. ) In “Kay”, Kay wasn’t pregnant. “Kay” is likely the first nude photo gallery that Kay was in.
3. In one of Kay’s videos, there is a man in a yellow T-shirt and black pants. He may have been Kay’s boyfriend at the time. Kay, heavily pregnant, is getting naked nearby. Can you find the man? ( The answer is in ARCANA, below. )
AND IN THE END…
ON BIG TECH
“The tech giants … are clamping down on speech. They’re suppressing the flow of ideas. We are not a free people if we’re controlled by a small handful of oligarchic corporate companies in Silicon Valley.
“… There’s a small group of companies with a political agenda that’s manipulating speech.”
- Charlie Kirk, Founder and President of Turning Point.
Source: Charlie Kirk, as a guest on the Fox News Channel. T.V. show: Sunday Morning Futures with Maria Bartiromo. ( Not Barfiromo, or Fartaroma. ) Date: October 31, 2021.
( For what it’s worth, Maria was incredibly beautiful in the 1990s, on CNBC. )
NOTES on BLOG Writing
Here are some issues that always arise:
1. Does the title include the word “The”? “The Beatles,” but the “Fox News Channel”.
2. Does the ( actual ) quote include a period? If there’s a period in the quote, it goes inside of your ending quotation mark. If the quote has no period, the period goes outside of your ending quotation mark.
ARCANA
1. The following iTunes U course is now available in the Apple app “Podcasts”:
Early Imperial Russia. By Dr. Adrian Jones. La Trobe University, in Australia.
2. Kay’s “introductory Pregnant Kay” video, mentioned above, is called, “gal1” at indexxx ( dot ) com.
3. Kay’s photo gallery “Lenxi” was shot during her ‘kid cute’ era. I’ve always had trouble dating this gallery. The following thought has occurred to me, regarding “Lenxi”:
What if Kay, and Alex Lynn, knew that she was ( newly ) pregnant in “Lenxi”? Kay seems to show off her ( still skinny ) belly a lot in “Lenxi”.
4. The man in the yellow T-shirt and black pants is in Kay’s “gal6” preggo video.
Look beyond Kay, into the room with the open door. The room is behind Kay. You can only see the back half of the man. However, he is present for a considerable amount of time. He appears to be doing something like playing a video game. He is standing.
5. I am now of the opinion that Alex Lynn shot Kay’s watch4beauty (dot ) com content. My reason for this is as follows:
Kay appears in the Watch 4 Beauty photo gallery called, “Casting Kay”. She is wearing a black bra. This may be the same black bra that she wears in:
A. The video “Model Tests episode IV Kay J”. ( “Model Tests” was filmed during Kay’s ‘kid cute’ era, before she was pregnant. “Model Tests” was filmed by Alex Lynn. )
B. Her “Pregnant Kay” video called “gal4”. ( In “gal4”, Kay walks in the park. “gal4” was filmed by Alex Lynn. )
6. I just discovered the following:
At indexxx ( dot ) com, there is a purple box with this title: Comments. I was aware of this box. What I wasn’t aware of is the following: You can scroll down in this box. In it, you can scroll all the way to comments posted in 2016.
Kay J’s nude modeling career began earlier than I realized. Her ‘kid cute’ era occurs in the spring and summer of 2016, as well as in the fall.
I will now discuss the comments at Indexxx:
A. The earliest comment is dated May 1, 2016. This means that Kay’s first nude modeling shoot occurred on or before May 1, 2016. She turned 20 on March 21, 2016.
B. The earliest comment to reference a web site is dated June 1, 2016. www ( dot ) metart ( dot ) com is referenced. This is part of the metartnetwork ( dot ) com web site.
C. A comment dated July 23, 2016 references Kay’s Me Tart photo gallery with this title: Teinalt. ( Kay in the woods. )
D. A comment dated October 17, 2016 references the photo gallery “Sanora”. ( Old fat Kay. ) The comment also references the photographer of “Sanora”: Arkisi.
This comment must be regarded as accurate. It isn’t an incorrect date provided by Me Tart ( The metartnetwork ( dot ) com. )
What can be derived from the date of this comment? Kay’s ‘kid cute’ era may have ended by October of 2016. Or, maybe she gained weight, and then later lost weight.
E. A comment dated March 28, 2017 references “What a presenting of Kay J”. This could refer to the Me Tart photo gallery titled “Kay”. ( Also known as “Presenting Kay J”. ) However, the web site referenced in this comment is “alex-lynn ( dot ) com”. In 2021, the web site Alex Lynn no longer exists. Kay was pregnant by March of 2017. However, she may not have been visibly pregnant. By week 12 of her pregnancy, Kay’s baby was the size of a plum.
F. A comment dated April 2, 2017 references the model Nasita as posing with Kay J at the web site Alex Lynn. Kay was pregnant by April of 2017. By week 16 of her pregnancy, Kay’s baby was the size of an avocado.
Nasita is known as Jana Bubu at Playboy.
G. A comment dated April 5, 2017, by a different person, calls the above gallery, with Nasita, Kay’s “first girl / girl set”.
H. A comment dated April 18, 2017, references Kay’s photo gallery “in red”. It is ( at the time ) at Alex Lynn.
A comment dated April 19, 2017, by a different person, nails the gallery down as being the “Red Little Dress” gallery. By week 18 of her pregnancy, Kay’s baby was the size of a sweet potato.
The “Red Little Dress” gallery was added to Me Tart in October of 2021. The title at Me Tart is “Cocktail Dress”.
I. A comment dated June 30, 2017 states: “Kay upcoming at AmourAngels and Showybeauty”. Indexxx ( dot ) com dates these photo galleries to July of 2017. In the weeks 22 through 24 of her pregnancy, Kay’s baby was the size of a papaya.
J. A comment dated July 7, 2017 states, of Kay: “I think she just had a boobjob.” No one on this comment board was, as yet, aware that Kay was pregnant.
K. A comment dated August 27, 2017, claims, of Kay J: “I think we have found the new Eufrat”. I checked out Eufrat. Don’t waste your time.
L. Of Kay J, a commenter writes, on September 19, 2017: “She’s like Lolita!” Yes!
M. A comment dated October 13, 2017, references Kay’s appearance in “The Score Group” web sites. Naughty Mag and Porn Mega Load are mentioned.
( Kay’s video at Porn Mega Load is duplicated at 18Eighteen. 18Eighteen also has a photo gallery of her. )
By October 13, Kay had likely delivered her baby. She’s gained weight since her ‘kid cute’ era. However, she isn’t fat. Her breasts are huge in this content. They’re full of milk!
( The Score Group web site names, mentioned above, conclude with ( dot ) com. )
N. A comment dated December 12, 2017 states, of Kay: “She is pregnant on MyPreggo ! Awesome !”
O. A comment dated December 16, 2017 states, of Kay, “There goes the innocent!”
A commotion ensues on indexxx’s comment board. Is Kay still “innocent”, in appearance, if she’s pregnant? People argue that her preggo videos are fake. Others point out that Kay is pregnant in a lot of videos. Alex Lynn is accused ( without evidence ) of getting Kay pregnant. Someone wants to see Kay milking her tits. ( So far as I know, such content doesn’t exist. )
P. A comment dated January 22, 2018 mentions a “metartx” photo gallery. ( Part of the Me Tart Network. ) The person describes it as “Kay’s ass in the kitchen”. This is likely the “metart” photo gallery “Vuita”. Me Tart dates this gallery to March 18, 2017.
Q. A comment dated May 31, 2018, states that Kay will have a new photo gallery available on June 7, 2018. It will be on “sexart”. ( Part of the Me Tart Network. ) Of this set, another person writes: “it seems that the new sets are post pregnancy”.
R. A comment dated September 3, 2018 asks: “When is Kay J baby born?”
Someone answers: “About half year ago”.
S. A comment dated July 25, 2019, asks, of Kay: “does she continue her modeling career after her pregnancy?”
To this, Kay J replied! A “guest”, writing under the flag of Austria, states:
“Yes i do. Actual on tour for many shootings. ;-)”.
I say that the above comment is by Kay J due to the following. Kay J replied to me several times on her Only Fans channel. Her comments consisted of:
a. Two phrases. ( At Indexxx, Kay’s reply consists of two sentences. )
b. The exact level of English used above ( at Indexxx ).
c. An ending emoticon.
T. Commenters at Indexxx determine that Kay’s height is 173 centimeters, or 5 feet, 8 inches.
SUMMARY
The comments at Indexxx move Kay’s ‘kid cute’ era a few months back in time. That is, her ‘kid cute’ era, as a professional nude model, began in the spring of 2016. Kay began modeling shortly after she turned 20 years old.
Her ‘walk in the park’ preggo video remains dated to late September of 2017. This means that Kay got pregnant, as stated in my article, in January of 2017.
7. Kay J’s onlyfans ( dot ) com user name: ukaybb. ( No period. )
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 119
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 119, version 4.0
Date Written: November 15, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Turning Ukrainian
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ET 118
Editorial Thunder presents...
Turning Ukrainian
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Plus: “Yes” in Ukrainian.
And: What religion requires.
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“The Tatars … collect their slaves, which is their business. So they come to collect beautiful Russian women and carry them back to slave markets of the Crimea. That’s their job.”
- Dr. Adrian Jones.
Source: The course: Early Imperial Russia. The lecture: Consequences of Ivan the Terrible. By Dr. Adrian Jones. La Trobe University, in Australia. Apple’s iTunes U app.
Her name was Miss Crick. I quickly created variations on her name, without her knowledge: Miss Crook, Miss Crock, etc.
How did I meet this woman? During the years known as “high school”, 9th through 12th grades, I was in four different schools. When my family moved from Guam to Hawaii, I was obliged to learn a foreign language. This was a requirement of Mililani High School. My mother enrolled me in French. Miss Crotch was my French teacher.
I spent a year in the witch’s class. ( She was a “Miss”, in her mid-30s, for a reason. ) She changed my name ( in the class ) to Laurent. At least she didn’t name me Pierre. That name always makes me think of some guy peeing into the air.
I did what I could to learn French. However, I was handicapped in my learning. That’s because science fiction author Ray Bradbury writes in English. So does his fellow author, Isaac Asimov. Why in God’s name would I learn French, when the world’s greatest authors ( Bradbury and Asimov ) write in English? Such was my opinion at the time. I would not encounter Russian literature ( in English ) until half a century later.
In this ( now ancient ) era, Playboy magazine would sometimes run joke pictorials. It would feature “The Women of Russia”. Such women, being communists, were depicted as fat and ugly. Obviously, I didn’t need to learn Russian. Who wants to meet women like that?
At the time, Ukraine was part of Russia. In 2019, I found out about You Tube. I was watching videos of Brooke Shields at age 12, on You Tube, when a non-Brooke video appeared. A prepubescent ( and very sexy ) brunette proceeded to play on a playground. I had no idea who she was, but I was instantly smitten.
The vixen was Dana Taranova ( Danatar ). I learned this subsequently, and I learned where she lives: in Kiev, Ukraine.
Playboy was wrong about the women of “Russia”. I’ve come to respect Slavic women as being the sexiest and most beautiful in the world!
I’ve been doing what I can to learn Russian history. On ( what’s left of ) iTunes U, I’ve listened to the following course, in its entirety:
Early Imperial Russia. By Dr. Adrian Jones.
You might think that this course is offered by a Russian. Actually, the professor is a native English speaker. He teaches in Australia. If you hear an odd word in his course, he’s not referencing something in Russia. He’s referencing something in Australia!
Jones is, refreshingly, not politically correct. He is a very good lecturer. Unfortunately, he says “Y’know?”, or some equivalent, often. What he means is, “Do you understand what I’m saying?”. He shows lots of slides to his class. Sadly, all iTunes U offers is an audio version of his course. This is the fault of La Trobe University, in Australia. An audio version of Jones’ course is all that La Trobe provided.
Some of Jones’ lectures end in an odd manner. What he has just said is repeated on the “tape”. This may occur several times. Occasionally, Jones says a few more sentences after this odd repetition. At other times, he doesn’t. Some of his lectures end abruptly.
Apple intends to terminate iTunes U. Rather than kill it outright, Apple is allowing it to decay. When you launch iTunes U, it often won’t play. Here’s how I resolve this:
A. Quit iTunes U. Then, relaunch it. ( I always have to do this twice, in succession. )
B. Wait until a lecture has loaded. “Loading” appears at the top of your iPad’s screen as this occurs.
C. If you’ve already listened to part of a lecture, tap the “15 seconds back” ( rewind ) button. Then tap the play ( or stop ) button.
I often encounter this message: “Cannot Play Back Audio [ No period. ] Please try again later.” Downloading the lecture might solve this issue. Otherwise, all you can do is try again later.
Some courses in iTunes U no longer play at all.
iTunes U is free. I guess that’s why Apple is killing this app. The substitute that Apple offers is its “TV” app. ( Apple TV ). Apple TV costs money. It is a standard entertainment platform. ( Meaning, you pay to watch trash. ) “The Great Courses Signature Collection Channel” is on Apple TV. However, you have to pay extra for “The Great Courses Signature Collection Channel”. The content of “The Great Courses Signature Collection Channel” is entirely different from what is offered by iTunes U.
The Apple app called “Podcasts” contains the following:
A History of Europe, Key Battles. By Carl Rylett.
Some of Rylett’s lectures cover Slavic history.
Porn star Kay J lives in Kiev, Ukraine. What if you want to ask her the following: who whipped your ass prior to the filming of your video, “Wet Dreams”?
It would be best if you speak Ukrainian!
Thanks to Dana, Kay, and other hot Slavic girls, I’ve found myself eager to learn a language other than English.
I’ve begun using the following app: Duolingo.
I guess the name of this app refers to someone who knows two or more languages. I’m stunned by my success with this app! I like it very much! So far, it’s free.
Duolingo tells you the words for “Mom” and “Dad” in Ukrainian. After that, every new word is dumped on you ( in due time ). At first, I found this jarring. I got nailed by the app for not knowing what “Tak” meant. I thought, “Why didn’t you tell me what Tak meant?!”
I soon became accustomed to Duolingo’s method. It doesn’t bother me anymore.
In Duolingo, all you have to do is look at your iPad’s screen, and tap on it. You don’t need a pencil or paper.
If you give a wrong answer, this option is offered: “Discuss”. It is, on occasion, useful. On the “Discuss” screen, you simply read a few comments by users.
Duolingo offers four different levels of learning. Since I don’t want to spend the rest of my life as a jerkoff, I chose the level rated “intense”. It lasts 20 minutes. The minutes flew by.
Duolingo then invited me to their web site. There, I found that I could only sign up with Facebook or Google. That angered me. Duolingo needs to update this aspect of their app. I was banned by Facebook, and You Tube did its best to ban me from Google! ( I joined Duolingo by signing up as a member of Google. )
At Duolingo’s web site, I was required to repeat the course that I’d just taken in their app. I don’t know why; I had passed the course in their app. The web site version of the course was slightly different. Also, the web site knew that I’d already learned the words for “Mom” and “Dad” in their app.
I enjoyed taking the same course again, on Duolingo’s web site. It reinforced what I’d just learned. So, 40 minutes went by, but I hardly noticed.
I realize that you’re pressed for time. I recommend the following:
1. Take the “intense” course. It flies by very quickly.
2. Do the 20 minute course before you go to bed. Then, words that help you seduce Slavic girls will be circulating in your mind as you sleep.
3. I was utterly exhausted when I did my first lesson in Duolingo. Being sleepy probably makes this course more fun. In such a state, you don’t want anything serious. Duolingo is loaded with positive animation. It helps you along.
You have no excuse to not be ( trying to ) seduce Slavic girls. Duolingo is easy and fun. I’m eagerly waiting for Duolingo to teach me the words for “fuck”, “now”, “orgy”, and “whip”. ( Plus “playground”. ) Hopefully, I’ll learn them soon!
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
On Google, the search term “Tak in Ukrainian” brings up the following articles:
1. 21 Essential Phrases You’ll Need in Ukraine. theculturetrip ( dot ) com. ( The Culture Trip. )
2. How to seduce beautiful ukrainian women? mynewsdesk ( dot ) com. ( My News Desk. )
I looked up “photos of ukrainian girls” on Google. All I found was photos of mature ladies in their 30s. ( Plus a web site telling me how to meet them. ) I’ll leave them for Vladimir Putin to enjoy.
AND IN THE END…
Religion can’t exist without fucking.
( No people means No religion. )
ARCANA
1. The headline “Turning Ukrainian” riffs on the song “Turning Japanese” by The Vapors.
2. Duolingo is a free app on the Apple “App Store”.
3. Uploading a photo to WordPress:
A. Upload the photo from your iPad.
B. Stop. You don’t need to do more. Your photo will appear on your blog.
C. If you need to repost your photo, you can find it in your WordPress app. It’s in the section called “Media”.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 118
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 118, version 2.0
Date Written: November 12, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 118
Editorial Thunder presents...
Turning Ukrainian
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Plus: “Yes” in Ukrainian.
And: What religion requires.
——————————————————————————————————————————
“The Tatars … collect their slaves, which is their business. So they come to collect beautiful Russian women and carry them back to slave markets of the Crimea. That’s their job.”
- Dr. Adrian Jones.
Source: The course: Early Imperial Russia. The lecture: Consequences of Ivan the Terrible. By Dr. Adrian Jones. La Trobe University, in Australia. Apple’s iTunes U app.
Her name was Miss Crick. I quickly created variations on her name, without her knowledge: Miss Crook, Miss Crock, etc.
How did I meet this woman? During the years known as “high school”, 9th through 12th grades, I was in four different schools. When my family moved from Guam to Hawaii, I was obliged to learn a foreign language. This was a requirement of Mililani High School. My mother enrolled me in French. Miss Crotch was my French teacher.
I spent a year in the witch’s class. ( She was a “Miss”, in her mid-30s, for a reason. ) She changed my name ( in the class ) to Laurent. At least she didn’t name me Pierre. That name always makes me think of some guy peeing into the air.
I did what I could to learn French. However, I was handicapped in my learning. That’s because science fiction author Ray Bradbury writes in English. So does his fellow author, Isaac Asimov. Why in God’s name would I learn French, when the world’s greatest authors ( Bradbury and Asimov ) write in English? Such was my opinion at the time. I would not encounter Russian literature ( in English ) until half a century later.
In this ( now ancient ) era, Playboy magazine would sometimes run joke pictorials. It would feature “The Women of Russia”. Such women, being communists, were depicted as fat and ugly. Obviously, I didn’t need to learn Russian. Who wants to meet women like that?
At the time, Ukraine was part of Russia. In 2019, I found out about You Tube. I was watching videos of Brooke Shields at age 12, on You Tube, when a non-Brooke video appeared. A prepubescent ( and very sexy ) brunette proceeded to play on a playground. I had no idea who she was, but I was instantly smitten.
The vixen was Dana Taranova ( Danatar ). I learned this subsequently, and I learned where she lives: in Kiev, Ukraine.
Playboy was wrong about the women of “Russia”. I’ve come to respect Slavic women as being the sexiest and most beautiful in the world!
I’ve been doing what I can to learn Russian history. On ( what’s left of ) iTunes U, I’ve listened to the following course, in its entirety:
Early Imperial Russia. By Dr. Adrian Jones.
You might think that this course is offered by a Russian. Actually, the professor is a native English speaker. He teaches in Australia. If you hear an odd word in his course, he’s not referencing something in Russia. He’s referencing something in Australia!
Jones is, refreshingly, not politically correct. He is a very good lecturer. Unfortunately, he says “Y’know?”, or some equivalent, often. What he means is, “Do you understand what I’m saying?”. He shows lots of slides to his class. Sadly, all iTunes U offers is an audio version of his course. This is the fault of La Trobe University, in Australia. An audio version of Jones’ course is all that La Trobe provided.
Some of Jones’ lectures end in an odd manner. What he has just said is repeated on the “tape”. This may occur several times. Occasionally, Jones says a few more sentences after this odd repetition. At other times, he doesn’t. Some of his lectures end abruptly.
Apple intends to terminate iTunes U. Rather than kill it outright, Apple is allowing it to decay. When you launch iTunes U, it often won’t play. Here’s how I resolve this:
A. Quit iTunes U. Then, relaunch it. ( I always have to do this twice, in succession. )
B. Wait until a lecture has loaded. “Loading” appears at the top of your iPad’s screen as this occurs.
C. If you’ve already listened to part of a lecture, tap the “15 seconds back” ( rewind ) button. Then tap the play ( or stop ) button.
I often encounter this message: “Cannot Play Back Audio [ No period. ] Please try again later.” Downloading the lecture might solve this issue. Otherwise, all you can do is try again later.
Some courses in iTunes U no longer play at all.
iTunes U is free. I guess that’s why Apple is killing this app. The substitute that Apple offers is its “TV” app. ( Apple TV ). Apple TV costs money. It is a standard entertainment platform. ( Meaning, you pay to watch trash. ) “The Great Courses Signature Collection Channel” is on Apple TV. However, you have to pay extra for “The Great Courses Signature Collection Channel”. The content of “The Great Courses Signature Collection Channel” is entirely different from what is offered by iTunes U.
The Apple app called “Podcasts” contains the following:
A History of Europe, Key Battles. By Carl Rylett.
Some of Rylett’s lectures cover Slavic history.
Porn star Kay J lives in Kiev, Ukraine. What if you want to ask her the following: who whipped your ass prior to the filming of your video, “Wet Dreams”?
It would be best if you speak Ukrainian!
Thanks to Dana, Kay, and other hot Slavic girls, I’ve found myself eager to learn a language other than English.
I’ve begun using the following app: Duolingo.
I guess the name of this app refers to someone who knows two or more languages. I’m stunned by my success with this app! I like it very much! So far, it’s free.
Duolingo tells you the words for “Mom” and “Dad” in Ukrainian. After that, every new word is dumped on you ( in due time ). At first, I found this jarring. I got nailed by the app for not knowing what “Tak” meant. I thought, “Why didn’t you tell me what Tak meant?!”
I soon became accustomed to Duolingo’s method. It doesn’t bother me anymore.
In Duolingo, all you have to do is look at your iPad’s screen, and tap on it. You don’t need a pencil or paper.
If you give a wrong answer, this option is offered: “Discuss”. It is, on occasion, useful. On the “Discuss” screen, you simply read a few comments by users.
Duolingo offers four different levels of learning. Since I don’t want to spend the rest of my life as a jerkoff, I chose the level rated “intense”. It lasts 20 minutes. The minutes flew by.
Duolingo then invited me to their web site. There, I found that I could only sign up with Facebook or Google. That angered me. Duolingo needs to update this aspect of their app. I was banned by Facebook, and You Tube did its best to ban me from Google! ( I joined Duolingo by signing up as a member of Google. )
At Duolingo’s web site, I was required to repeat the course that I’d just taken in their app. I don’t know why; I had passed the course in their app. The web site version of the course was slightly different. Also, the web site knew that I’d already learned the words for “Mom” and “Dad” in their app.
I enjoyed taking the same course again, on Duolingo’s web site. It reinforced what I’d just learned. So, 40 minutes went by, but I hardly noticed.
I realize that you’re pressed for time. I recommend the following:
1. Take the “intense” course. It flies by very quickly.
2. Do the 20 minute course before you go to bed. Then, words that help you seduce Slavic girls will be circulating in your mind as you sleep.
3. I was utterly exhausted when I did my first lesson in Duolingo. Being sleepy probably makes this course more fun. In such a state, you don’t want anything serious. Duolingo is loaded with positive animation. It helps you along.
You have no excuse to not be ( trying to ) seduce Slavic girls. Duolingo is easy and fun. I’m eagerly waiting for Duolingo to teach me the words for “fuck”, “now”, “orgy”, and “whip”. ( Plus “playground”. ) Hopefully, I’ll learn them soon!
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
On Google, the search term “Tak in Ukrainian” brings up the following articles:
1. 21 Essential Phrases You’ll Need in Ukraine. theculturetrip ( dot ) com. ( The Culture Trip. )
2. How to seduce beautiful ukrainian women? mynewsdesk ( dot ) com. ( My News Desk. )
I looked up “photos of ukrainian girls” on Google. All I found was photos of mature ladies in their 30s. ( Plus a web site telling me how to meet them. ) I’ll leave them for Vladimir Putin to enjoy.
AND IN THE END…
Religion can’t exist without fucking.
( No people means No religion. )
ARCANA
1. The headline “Turning Ukrainian” riffs on the song “Turning Japanese” by The Vapors.
2. Duolingo is a free app on the Apple “App Store”.
3. Uploading a photo to WordPress:
A. Upload the photo from your iPad.
B. Stop. You don’t need to do more. Your photo will appear on your blog.
C. If you need to repost your photo, you can find it in your WordPress app. It’s in the section called “Media”.
——————————————————————————————————————————
Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 118
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 118, version 2.0
Date Written: November 12, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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BDSM Kay
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ET 117
Editorial Thunder presents...
BDSM Kay
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Plus: Sexiest dungeons.
And: Mentally outwitting death.
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BDSM Kay
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude, or erotic, model. She was 20 years old when her video, “Wet Dreams” was filmed. ( Discussed below. ) “Wet Dreams” was meant to be a display of Kay’s lovely nudity, nothing more. I was shocked, watching “Wet Dreams”, to find bruises and whip marks on her body.
In “Wet Dreams”, Kay takes hold of her slender neck. She gives a sexy, reflective grin as she does this. It’s as if she’s recalling something. That got me wondering: does Kay engage in “breath play”? ( Being erotically choked by someone. )
I haven’t yet studied when, and how often, Kay takes hold of her neck in her videos, and in her photo galleries. She often flaunts her neck.
At age 20, Kay looks quite innocent. Her “kid cute” beauty is extraordinary. In his song “Margaritaville”, Jimmy Buffett sings, “there's a woman to blame”. Kay’s involvement in BDSM has sent me on an odyssey across the web. I continue to try to understand all that she has experienced in her erotic life.
At age 25, Kay got a tattoo. It’s a big one. In “Margaritaville”, Jimmy Buffett sings,
“… that brand new tattoo Hell yes, it hurts But it's a real beauty”.
Kay’s tattoo can be described as beautiful. However, I continue to loathe tattoos on women.
Below, I provide BDSM information that I found on the web:
1. “There are many varieties of whips ( cat-o-nine tails, heavy floggers, canes, light braided switches, suede pussy whips, and on and on ), all of which feel very different and which have their own individual effect. A whip-loving top will often carry a veritable arsenal of different floggers. …
“The top may … lead the bottom on any kind of tactile journey the top desires - switching from stinging light switches to biting canes to soft fleeces. ( …It can feel GREAT when your top stops hitting you and suddenly brushes a velvet cloth against your back! Or maybe an ice cube....) It's all about physical sensation.
“Whips [ are ] … ‘thuddy’ or ‘stingy’. Thuddy whips land with a solid impact; they shove you, they feel like a cross between a hug and a punch. Stingy whips land with a bite; they feel like a cross between a scratch and a slap.”
- unrealities ( dot ) com. Article: Why is whipping fun?
2. “When you are sexually aroused, your pain tolerance goes way up, and stimulation that you usually feel as pain is now actually pleasurable. …
“Another … explanation is that the brain produces endorphins, natural opiates, to compensate for pain. You actually get high off the sensation. The ‘runner's high’ comes from pushing the body painfully for so long that the endorphins kick in; the rush you get after eating chili peppers comes from the same source; and that's what makes it enjoyable for SM players to be whipped or spanked or whatever. It's not pain, it's pleasure! All athletes that are ‘hooked on exercise’ are essentially masochists who enjoy stressing their bodies to get that chemical response.
“ [ It’s about experiencing ] intense sensation. … [ The experience of being whipped encompasses the following: ]
“Dreamlike rush to stinging ouch to irritating maddening burn to soothing warmth to tears-in-the-eyes throbbing …
“Pain is a continuum. There are many different kinds of sensation that you can use in your lovemaking - light scratches with fingernails, open-hand spankings, pinches, squeezes…”
- unrealities ( dot ) com. Article: When is pain not pain?
3. “Bruises will heal ( even large ones ), as will light cuts or abrasions.”
- unrealities ( dot ) com. Article: Why is whipping fun?
4. “Some people enjoy playing with cutting off their air. … This can be as simple as squeezing someone's neck while you kiss them deeply, or as complex as a full head latex hood and gas mask over a straitjacket.
“As your air is cut off, you can feel sensation more intensely: it is also a deeply intimate thing to allow someone else to be in control of the very air you breathe. …
“Needless to say, there are many things that can go very wrong; … you can die. Not for novices.
“One simple way to start is to try squeezing your lover's neck gently as you make love to them. … You can stop instantly just by letting go.
“In any form of breath control, it is critical that all equipment be fail-safe, and that the bottom's breathing is only impaired by the top's direct action - not by anything ( noose, gas mask, etc. ) that would continue to obstruct air if the top ( for example ) fainted suddenly.”
- unrealities ( dot ) com. Article: What is it about breath control?
I strive to avoid saying that Kay J did something. However, time and again, I’m forced to this conclusion: if you think that she did it, she did it.
Or, as a Playboy model once said, “If you don’t want to know, don’t ask.”
Kay is consistently the submissive bottom. To what extent she chooses to do something, and to what extent she complies with another’s proposal, is unknown. Provoking others to do things to her appears to be a substantial part of her psyche.
BEDROOM or DUNGEON?
With regard to her whip marks, and bruises, in “Wet Dreams”, where was Kay J beaten? At age 24, on her Only Fans site, she posted photos of herself ( as a submissive ) in a sex dungeon.
The web site slutever ( dot ) com has the following article: “The World’s Sexiest Dungeons”. It has photos and links. This is a very educational web site.
chicagodungeonrentals ( dot ) com is the most informative of the dungeon sites. It labels each large dungeon item, as well as showing it in its natural setting.
chicagodungeonrentals ( dot ) com also provides smaller BDSM items. These are shown on a page labeled “Bondage Equipment”. This is the most thorough list of BDSM items that I’ve found. ( There are actually two separate pages, since Chicago Dungeon Rentals has more than one location. ) If you’re wondering what a “Jennings Dental Gag” is, you’ll find it here. Whether Kay J wore one, as she was beaten and whipped, is unknown. ( She wears a collar and ball gag in one of her Only Fans photos. Her collar is equipped to take a leash. )
THE latest “KAY J’s UPDATED Whip MARKS”
This is a recurring article. It lists whip marks, as I find them, in Kay J’s videos that are called “Wet Dreams”, and “Dreaming”.
References:
At the metartnetwork ( dot ) com:
1. “Wet Dreams”.
2. “Dreaming”.
At freeones ( dot ) org:
1. “Kay Jay enjoys posing naked in her Bedroom”. ( Real title: “Wet Dreams”. )
2. “Kay Jay gives Upskirt View before getting naked”. ( Real title: “Dreaming”. )
Here is an updated list of the whip marks on Kay in “Wet Dreams”. The word “NEW” denotes my newest discoveries.
“Dreaming” was filmed a day after “Wet Dreams”. Some of Kay’s marks in “Wet Dreams” have faded, or vanished, by the time that “Dreaming” was filmed.
1. Two whip marks on the inner curve of her right bosom, near her nipple.
2. One whip mark on the lower curve of her right bosom, just above her ribs.
3. A red mark on the front of her rib cage. The mark is on the lower-right section of her rib cage. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, it’s clearly one, or more, marks from a whip. )
4. A significant slash mark, and at least three light slash marks, on the right side of her torso. These are a bit below her armpit. They are in line with the upper curve of her breast. ( These marks show that, when Kay was struck here, her right arm was raised, and probably bound. Otherwise, her arm would have protected this part of her body. )
5. Three slash marks on the right side of her torso. These are on her ribs. They’re where the outer curve of her bosom meets her torso. The marks form a pattern that resembles a “V” stabbing into a vertical line. The “vertical” line is actually slanted.
6. A significant slash mark on the right side of her torso. This is on her ribs. It’s in line with the place where the undercurve of her her bosom meets her torso.
7. Four slash marks on the right side of her torso. These vary from significant to deep. These are on her ribs. They’re near the underside of her bosom.
8. A red mark on her left shoulder blade. This is revealed in the final moments of “Wet Dreams”.
9. A mark that resembles a small scab ( as do many of her marks ). This is a half inch above the red mark on her left shoulder blade. This is not one of the several small moles on her back. This is revealed in the final moments of “Wet Dreams”.
10. Four deep horizontal slash marks on her right hip. Two deep vertical slash marks on her right hip. There appears to be a mild infection here, amid the marks.
11. A small angled slash mark on her right hip.
12. A light cluster of whip marks on her right hip, just below the level of her bottom.
13. A light bruise on her right hip. This is close to ( 12. ), but nearer to her bottom.
14. A light bruise on her right hip. It’s a little below ( 13. ).
15. A red mark on her left hip. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, it’s clearly a bruise. )
16. Four clusters of whip marks on her back, slightly above her bottom.
17. A whip mark at the uppermost part of her bottom’s cleft.
NEW 18. A cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are on the uppermost part of her bottom cheek, near its outer curve.
19. Light red whip marks on the uppermost part of her left bottom cheek. These, in at least two separate clusters, are above the center of her bottom cheek.
NEW 20. A cluster of whip marks on the apex of her left bottom cheek. That is, at its center.
NEW 21. A cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her left bottom cheek. These are near the underside of her bottom cheek.
NEW 22. A cluster of whip marks on the undercurve of her left bottom cheek. These are near the place where her bottom curves in to her pussy.
23. At least two whip marks near the center point of her right bottom cheek. This mark is a bit above the center point.
24. A slash mark on the inner curve of her right bottom cheek, near her anus.
25. A whip mark above the slash mark on her bottom.
26. A ( light ) whip mark below the slash mark on her bottom.
27. A nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek.
28. A diagonal slash mark. It’s just to the left of the nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek. The diagonal slash mark angles up and to the left, toward her bottom’s cleft.
29. A diagonal slash mark. It’s a bit below the nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek. The diagonal slash mark angles up and to the right, toward the nasty cluster of whip marks.
30. Two whip marks on the uppermost part of her right thigh. These are visible from the back of her thigh. The marks are near her thigh’s outer flank, where it merges into her hip.
31. A light cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are to the left of the center point of her cheek.
32. A light cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are on the undercurve of her cheek, near her pussy.
33. Vague white lines, resembling slight ridges, on her left bottom cheek. These are visible in the last frames of “Wet Dreams”. The lowest white ridge slashes downward across the midpoint of her left bottom cheek. Three other lines can be ( vaguely ) discerned above it.
These are likely the ‘missing’ whip marks that one would expect to find on her left bottom cheek. The whip, striking her from her left side, scored her left bottom cheek.
The whip’s tip, which is the worst part of the whip, bit into her right bottom cheek. There, it caused blood to well in the abrasive wounds on her right bottom cheek.
34. A slash mark on the back of her left thigh. It’s on the upper part of her thigh.
35. A slash mark on the back of her left thigh. This is about an inch and a half below the other slash mark on her left thigh. ( This mark looks like it did not bleed. )
36. A small bruise on the back of her right thigh. This is at mid-thigh. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, its location can be pinpointed to a bit below her thigh’s midpoint. )
37. A small bruise on the front of her left shin. This is at the midpoint of her shin.
Looking at Kay’s whip marks, particularly on her ass, is like looking at stars. The longer you look, the more you see.
Kay’s entire bottom got beaten. The only question is what has healed, and what is still healing. The best way to adjust your eyes is to look, first, at the one place where it was difficult to whip her: in her ass crack. ( Someone tried, wounding her at its highest point, where it meets her back. ) Once you’ve trained your eyes on Kay’s unblemished skin, in her ass crack, then let them wander over her bottom. You’ll see whip marks everywhere.
Had “Wet Dreams” been filmed at a higher definition, more whip marks would be apparent. Where, exactly, the camera is focused also affects one’s ability to see her whip marks. Lighting is also a factor. Some whip marks that show in one shot won’t be visible, when not well lit, in another shot. ( Also, some whip marks won’t show when they’re not in focus. )
APPLE One UPDATE
Last month, I subscribed to a service provided by Apple. It’s called “Apple One”. I subscribed to “Apple One” because I needed more cloud storage.
For a month, I had four terabytes of memory in Apple’s iCloud. Today, I was shocked to find that I had just two terabytes.
I’ve been a subscriber to Apple’s iCloud storage plan for two years. That gave me two terabytes of memory in iCloud. By subscribing to Apple One, I upped my available memory in iCloud to four terabytes.
Apple One was sold to me as a one month free trial. When my free trial period ended, Apple terminated my subscription to iCloud storage ( my original two terabyte plan ). I didn’t ask Apple to do this. Apple did it without my permission.
Today, finding my cloud storage cut to two terabytes, I went into an app on my iPad. It’s called “Settings”. There, I proceeded to subscribe ( again ) to Apple’s two terabyte iCloud storage service.
I continue to have “Apple One”. “Apple One” gives me two terabytes of cloud storage. This is in addition to the two terabytes that I have in their ( ordinary ) cloud storage plan.
I now ( again ) have four terabytes of cloud storage.
What conclusions can we draw from this?
1. Don’t load up iCloud with content when you join Apple One. Apple will cut you to two terabytes after a month.
Wait a month. Then, after you’ve resubscribed to Apple’s ( ordinary ) cloud storage plan, and have “Apple One”, you’ll truly have four terabytes.
2. I did not find any way to resubscribe to Apple’s ( ordinary ) cloud storage plan ‘early’. I had to wait a full month for it to be offered to me. The four terabytes that I had in the meantime ( during the 30 day free trial ) was an illusion.
3. Apple may have been luring me into loading up iCloud, with the illusion of four terabytes. In that case, Apple would not have destroyed my ‘excess’ content in iCloud after a month.
4. If you buy an iPad, you’re buying an iCloud device. I do much of my work ( including typing this article ) in Apple’s cloud. For some time, I didn’t understand this. I thought I was typing into the memory on my iPad!
MY Father, a JACKASS
For twenty years, I lived in a welfare hotel. My father resented the fact that the hotel had a trash chute. Dad felt that, because the building had a trash chute, I had it “too good”. I was being spoiled by the welfare hotel.
You might ask, who owned the building? A man owned it. Then, he died. He left the welfare hotel, along with at least a dozen other properties, to his son. These are all ‘paid for’ properties that have existed for years. They produce rental income in downtown San Diego.
So, one person’s dad owns a dozen buildings, which do nothing but generate profit. He leaves it, and other buildings, to his son.
My father resents that the building I live in has a trash chute.
That’s why my father is a jackass.
ON SAVING
If you’re a “kid”, or older, your parents probably tell you the following:
“Save your money!”
Next time you see your parents, tell them,
“Save your money!”
Why? Your parents are going to die before you do. Absent their intervention, you’ll inherit whatever money ( and other things ) they leave behind.
HOW to HANDLE the ELDERLY
I knew a guy at the gym. He was 88 years old. I was considerably younger. One day, I told him,
“Hey Bob. I’m putting you in my will. I hope you do the same.”
holy joe’s THOT of the DAY
Religion claims that you can cheat biological death by having certain mental beliefs. How one’s mental state ( particularly as a senile senior ) evades death is left unexplained.
Or perhaps it is explained:
“Well, uh, Jesus loves me. So that means, even though I die, I don’t die.”
Yeah. Right.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
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If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
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This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 117
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 117, version 3.0
Date Written: November 7, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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ET 117
Editorial Thunder presents...
BDSM Kay
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Plus: Sexiest dungeons.
And: Mentally outwitting death.
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BDSM Kay
by Andrew Roller
Kay J is a nude, or erotic, model. She was 20 years old when her video, “Wet Dreams” was filmed. ( Discussed below. ) “Wet Dreams” was meant to be a display of Kay’s lovely nudity, nothing more. I was shocked, watching “Wet Dreams”, to find bruises and whip marks on her body.
In “Wet Dreams”, Kay takes hold of her slender neck. She gives a sexy, reflective grin as she does this. It’s as if she’s recalling something. That got me wondering: does Kay engage in “breath play”? ( Being erotically choked by someone. )
I haven’t yet studied when, and how often, Kay takes hold of her neck in her videos, and in her photo galleries. She often flaunts her neck.
At age 20, Kay looks quite innocent. Her “kid cute” beauty is extraordinary. In his song “Margaritaville”, Jimmy Buffett sings, “there's a woman to blame”. Kay’s involvement in BDSM has sent me on an odyssey across the web. I continue to try to understand all that she has experienced in her erotic life.
At age 25, Kay got a tattoo. It’s a big one. In “Margaritaville”, Jimmy Buffett sings,
“… that brand new tattoo Hell yes, it hurts But it's a real beauty”.
Kay’s tattoo can be described as beautiful. However, I continue to loathe tattoos on women.
Below, I provide BDSM information that I found on the web:
1. “There are many varieties of whips ( cat-o-nine tails, heavy floggers, canes, light braided switches, suede pussy whips, and on and on ), all of which feel very different and which have their own individual effect. A whip-loving top will often carry a veritable arsenal of different floggers. …
“The top may … lead the bottom on any kind of tactile journey the top desires - switching from stinging light switches to biting canes to soft fleeces. ( …It can feel GREAT when your top stops hitting you and suddenly brushes a velvet cloth against your back! Or maybe an ice cube....) It's all about physical sensation.
“Whips [ are ] … ‘thuddy’ or ‘stingy’. Thuddy whips land with a solid impact; they shove you, they feel like a cross between a hug and a punch. Stingy whips land with a bite; they feel like a cross between a scratch and a slap.”
- unrealities ( dot ) com. Article: Why is whipping fun?
2. “When you are sexually aroused, your pain tolerance goes way up, and stimulation that you usually feel as pain is now actually pleasurable. …
“Another … explanation is that the brain produces endorphins, natural opiates, to compensate for pain. You actually get high off the sensation. The ‘runner's high’ comes from pushing the body painfully for so long that the endorphins kick in; the rush you get after eating chili peppers comes from the same source; and that's what makes it enjoyable for SM players to be whipped or spanked or whatever. It's not pain, it's pleasure! All athletes that are ‘hooked on exercise’ are essentially masochists who enjoy stressing their bodies to get that chemical response.
“ [ It’s about experiencing ] intense sensation. … [ The experience of being whipped encompasses the following: ]
“Dreamlike rush to stinging ouch to irritating maddening burn to soothing warmth to tears-in-the-eyes throbbing …
“Pain is a continuum. There are many different kinds of sensation that you can use in your lovemaking - light scratches with fingernails, open-hand spankings, pinches, squeezes…”
- unrealities ( dot ) com. Article: When is pain not pain?
3. “Bruises will heal ( even large ones ), as will light cuts or abrasions.”
- unrealities ( dot ) com. Article: Why is whipping fun?
4. “Some people enjoy playing with cutting off their air. … This can be as simple as squeezing someone's neck while you kiss them deeply, or as complex as a full head latex hood and gas mask over a straitjacket.
“As your air is cut off, you can feel sensation more intensely: it is also a deeply intimate thing to allow someone else to be in control of the very air you breathe. …
“Needless to say, there are many things that can go very wrong; … you can die. Not for novices.
“One simple way to start is to try squeezing your lover's neck gently as you make love to them. … You can stop instantly just by letting go.
“In any form of breath control, it is critical that all equipment be fail-safe, and that the bottom's breathing is only impaired by the top's direct action - not by anything ( noose, gas mask, etc. ) that would continue to obstruct air if the top ( for example ) fainted suddenly.”
- unrealities ( dot ) com. Article: What is it about breath control?
I strive to avoid saying that Kay J did something. However, time and again, I’m forced to this conclusion: if you think that she did it, she did it.
Or, as a Playboy model once said, “If you don’t want to know, don’t ask.”
Kay is consistently the submissive bottom. To what extent she chooses to do something, and to what extent she complies with another’s proposal, is unknown. Provoking others to do things to her appears to be a substantial part of her psyche.
BEDROOM or DUNGEON?
With regard to her whip marks, and bruises, in “Wet Dreams”, where was Kay J beaten? At age 24, on her Only Fans site, she posted photos of herself ( as a submissive ) in a sex dungeon.
The web site slutever ( dot ) com has the following article: “The World’s Sexiest Dungeons”. It has photos and links. This is a very educational web site.
chicagodungeonrentals ( dot ) com is the most informative of the dungeon sites. It labels each large dungeon item, as well as showing it in its natural setting.
chicagodungeonrentals ( dot ) com also provides smaller BDSM items. These are shown on a page labeled “Bondage Equipment”. This is the most thorough list of BDSM items that I’ve found. ( There are actually two separate pages, since Chicago Dungeon Rentals has more than one location. ) If you’re wondering what a “Jennings Dental Gag” is, you’ll find it here. Whether Kay J wore one, as she was beaten and whipped, is unknown. ( She wears a collar and ball gag in one of her Only Fans photos. Her collar is equipped to take a leash. )
THE latest “KAY J’s UPDATED Whip MARKS”
This is a recurring article. It lists whip marks, as I find them, in Kay J’s videos that are called “Wet Dreams”, and “Dreaming”.
References:
At the metartnetwork ( dot ) com:
1. “Wet Dreams”.
2. “Dreaming”.
At freeones ( dot ) org:
1. “Kay Jay enjoys posing naked in her Bedroom”. ( Real title: “Wet Dreams”. )
2. “Kay Jay gives Upskirt View before getting naked”. ( Real title: “Dreaming”. )
Here is an updated list of the whip marks on Kay in “Wet Dreams”. The word “NEW” denotes my newest discoveries.
“Dreaming” was filmed a day after “Wet Dreams”. Some of Kay’s marks in “Wet Dreams” have faded, or vanished, by the time that “Dreaming” was filmed.
1. Two whip marks on the inner curve of her right bosom, near her nipple.
2. One whip mark on the lower curve of her right bosom, just above her ribs.
3. A red mark on the front of her rib cage. The mark is on the lower-right section of her rib cage. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, it’s clearly one, or more, marks from a whip. )
4. A significant slash mark, and at least three light slash marks, on the right side of her torso. These are a bit below her armpit. They are in line with the upper curve of her breast. ( These marks show that, when Kay was struck here, her right arm was raised, and probably bound. Otherwise, her arm would have protected this part of her body. )
5. Three slash marks on the right side of her torso. These are on her ribs. They’re where the outer curve of her bosom meets her torso. The marks form a pattern that resembles a “V” stabbing into a vertical line. The “vertical” line is actually slanted.
6. A significant slash mark on the right side of her torso. This is on her ribs. It’s in line with the place where the undercurve of her her bosom meets her torso.
7. Four slash marks on the right side of her torso. These vary from significant to deep. These are on her ribs. They’re near the underside of her bosom.
8. A red mark on her left shoulder blade. This is revealed in the final moments of “Wet Dreams”.
9. A mark that resembles a small scab ( as do many of her marks ). This is a half inch above the red mark on her left shoulder blade. This is not one of the several small moles on her back. This is revealed in the final moments of “Wet Dreams”.
10. Four deep horizontal slash marks on her right hip. Two deep vertical slash marks on her right hip. There appears to be a mild infection here, amid the marks.
11. A small angled slash mark on her right hip.
12. A light cluster of whip marks on her right hip, just below the level of her bottom.
13. A light bruise on her right hip. This is close to ( 12. ), but nearer to her bottom.
14. A light bruise on her right hip. It’s a little below ( 13. ).
15. A red mark on her left hip. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, it’s clearly a bruise. )
16. Four clusters of whip marks on her back, slightly above her bottom.
17. A whip mark at the uppermost part of her bottom’s cleft.
NEW 18. A cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are on the uppermost part of her bottom cheek, near its outer curve.
19. Light red whip marks on the uppermost part of her left bottom cheek. These, in at least two separate clusters, are above the center of her bottom cheek.
NEW 20. A cluster of whip marks on the apex of her left bottom cheek. That is, at its center.
NEW 21. A cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her left bottom cheek. These are near the underside of her bottom cheek.
NEW 22. A cluster of whip marks on the undercurve of her left bottom cheek. These are near the place where her bottom curves in to her pussy.
23. At least two whip marks near the center point of her right bottom cheek. This mark is a bit above the center point.
24. A slash mark on the inner curve of her right bottom cheek, near her anus.
25. A whip mark above the slash mark on her bottom.
26. A ( light ) whip mark below the slash mark on her bottom.
27. A nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek.
28. A diagonal slash mark. It’s just to the left of the nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek. The diagonal slash mark angles up and to the left, toward her bottom’s cleft.
29. A diagonal slash mark. It’s a bit below the nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek. The diagonal slash mark angles up and to the right, toward the nasty cluster of whip marks.
30. Two whip marks on the uppermost part of her right thigh. These are visible from the back of her thigh. The marks are near her thigh’s outer flank, where it merges into her hip.
31. A light cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are to the left of the center point of her cheek.
32. A light cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are on the undercurve of her cheek, near her pussy.
33. Vague white lines, resembling slight ridges, on her left bottom cheek. These are visible in the last frames of “Wet Dreams”. The lowest white ridge slashes downward across the midpoint of her left bottom cheek. Three other lines can be ( vaguely ) discerned above it.
These are likely the ‘missing’ whip marks that one would expect to find on her left bottom cheek. The whip, striking her from her left side, scored her left bottom cheek.
The whip’s tip, which is the worst part of the whip, bit into her right bottom cheek. There, it caused blood to well in the abrasive wounds on her right bottom cheek.
34. A slash mark on the back of her left thigh. It’s on the upper part of her thigh.
35. A slash mark on the back of her left thigh. This is about an inch and a half below the other slash mark on her left thigh. ( This mark looks like it did not bleed. )
36. A small bruise on the back of her right thigh. This is at mid-thigh. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, its location can be pinpointed to a bit below her thigh’s midpoint. )
37. A small bruise on the front of her left shin. This is at the midpoint of her shin.
Looking at Kay’s whip marks, particularly on her ass, is like looking at stars. The longer you look, the more you see.
Kay’s entire bottom got beaten. The only question is what has healed, and what is still healing. The best way to adjust your eyes is to look, first, at the one place where it was difficult to whip her: in her ass crack. ( Someone tried, wounding her at its highest point, where it meets her back. ) Once you’ve trained your eyes on Kay’s unblemished skin, in her ass crack, then let them wander over her bottom. You’ll see whip marks everywhere.
Had “Wet Dreams” been filmed at a higher definition, more whip marks would be apparent. Where, exactly, the camera is focused also affects one’s ability to see her whip marks. Lighting is also a factor. Some whip marks that show in one shot won’t be visible, when not well lit, in another shot. ( Also, some whip marks won’t show when they’re not in focus. )
APPLE One UPDATE
Last month, I subscribed to a service provided by Apple. It’s called “Apple One”. I subscribed to “Apple One” because I needed more cloud storage.
For a month, I had four terabytes of memory in Apple’s iCloud. Today, I was shocked to find that I had just two terabytes.
I’ve been a subscriber to Apple’s iCloud storage plan for two years. That gave me two terabytes of memory in iCloud. By subscribing to Apple One, I upped my available memory in iCloud to four terabytes.
Apple One was sold to me as a one month free trial. When my free trial period ended, Apple terminated my subscription to iCloud storage ( my original two terabyte plan ). I didn’t ask Apple to do this. Apple did it without my permission.
Today, finding my cloud storage cut to two terabytes, I went into an app on my iPad. It’s called “Settings”. There, I proceeded to subscribe ( again ) to Apple’s two terabyte iCloud storage service.
I continue to have “Apple One”. “Apple One” gives me two terabytes of cloud storage. This is in addition to the two terabytes that I have in their ( ordinary ) cloud storage plan.
I now ( again ) have four terabytes of cloud storage.
What conclusions can we draw from this?
1. Don’t load up iCloud with content when you join Apple One. Apple will cut you to two terabytes after a month.
Wait a month. Then, after you’ve resubscribed to Apple’s ( ordinary ) cloud storage plan, and have “Apple One”, you’ll truly have four terabytes.
2. I did not find any way to resubscribe to Apple’s ( ordinary ) cloud storage plan ‘early’. I had to wait a full month for it to be offered to me. The four terabytes that I had in the meantime ( during the 30 day free trial ) was an illusion.
3. Apple may have been luring me into loading up iCloud, with the illusion of four terabytes. In that case, Apple would not have destroyed my ‘excess’ content in iCloud after a month.
4. If you buy an iPad, you’re buying an iCloud device. I do much of my work ( including typing this article ) in Apple’s cloud. For some time, I didn’t understand this. I thought I was typing into the memory on my iPad!
MY Father, a JACKASS
For twenty years, I lived in a welfare hotel. My father resented the fact that the hotel had a trash chute. Dad felt that, because the building had a trash chute, I had it “too good”. I was being spoiled by the welfare hotel.
You might ask, who owned the building? A man owned it. Then, he died. He left the welfare hotel, along with at least a dozen other properties, to his son. These are all ‘paid for’ properties that have existed for years. They produce rental income in downtown San Diego.
So, one person’s dad owns a dozen buildings, which do nothing but generate profit. He leaves it, and other buildings, to his son.
My father resents that the building I live in has a trash chute.
That’s why my father is a jackass.
ON SAVING
If you’re a “kid”, or older, your parents probably tell you the following:
“Save your money!”
Next time you see your parents, tell them,
“Save your money!”
Why? Your parents are going to die before you do. Absent their intervention, you’ll inherit whatever money ( and other things ) they leave behind.
HOW to HANDLE the ELDERLY
I knew a guy at the gym. He was 88 years old. I was considerably younger. One day, I told him,
“Hey Bob. I’m putting you in my will. I hope you do the same.”
holy joe’s THOT of the DAY
Religion claims that you can cheat biological death by having certain mental beliefs. How one’s mental state ( particularly as a senile senior ) evades death is left unexplained.
Or perhaps it is explained:
“Well, uh, Jesus loves me. So that means, even though I die, I don’t die.”
Yeah. Right.
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 117
Arcana: This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 117, version 3.0
Date Written: November 7, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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Apple Music: Shut Up!
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AI 25
Apple Info presents...
Apple Music: Shut Up!
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Plus: Whipped Kay J.
And: Make “Photos” useful again!
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We fancy that we’re modern. We’re definitely not living the life of a hunter-gatherer. Except, we are. My aunt is a hunter-gatherer every day. When she leaves her job as a nurse, she runs about town, seeking “can’t miss” deals on items for sale. That’s why she’s always struggling to give away items that she no longer wants. Financially, she’s always broke.
I’m a hunter-gatherer on the internet. When I find something interesting, I share it with you! That’s been the essence of my blog since issue one, when I discovered lovely young girls on You Tube.
This issue, I share several items. Enjoy!
APPLE Music: SHUT UP!
Recently, I became a member of Apple One. This includes the Apple app “Music”.
I continue to watch videos at foxnews ( dot ) com. I do this wearing Apple headphones.
In the videos at Fox News, people have conversations. To hear what they’re saying, I’m obliged to turn the volume up on my headphones.
Sometimes, I need to stop a video at Fox News. I click on my headphones to shut the Fox News people up.
Silence should result. It doesn’t. Instead, Apple instantly launches “Music”. It does this even if I haven’t launched “Music”. Apple begins to play whatever song I was listening to last, on “Music”.
On “Music”, I listen to hard rock. Usually, I turn a song off there as it’s playing.
Hard rock is loud. When I shut up the Fox News people, Apple, via “Music”, blasts loud hard rock into my ears! This is especially so since I turned up the volume to hear the conversation on Fox News. Now, I’m getting my ears blown out by the MC5!
I researched this problem on the internet. Only two solutions were offered:
1. Delete “Music”.
2. Unsubscribe from “Music”.
Neither is an option for me.
However, this masturbating pervert has, once again, hit upon a worthwhile solution!
When you click on your headphones, do so twice. The first click will shut up the Fox News people. The second click shuts up Apple Music! Silence results.
The process isn’t difficult. However, you will need to get the hang of it. Any two clicks won’t work. There is an art to it.
I’m appalled that Apple doesn’t give its users a forthright way to shut up Apple Music. I have more interests in life than songs. For instance, I regularly use what’s left of Apple’s app, iTunes U. Apple should get iTunes U working properly again. Apple can chuck its “TV” app ( Apple TV ) in the toilet.
FOX App VIDEOS
You can watch videos at foxnews ( dot ) com, the web site. At the web site, you can also transfer to the Fox News app. There are benefits and detriments to doing this. I list these below.
First, let’s get to Fox News!
1. Point your browser to foxnews ( dot ) com. I do this by launching a Home page bookmark. It’s on my iPad. The Home page bookmark is titled, “Shows | Fox News”. ( Read my earlier posts for more. )
2. You’re on a foxnews ( dot ) com page. It’s titled, “Fox News Shows”. All of the television programs on Fox News, the cable channel, are here! Each show is represented by an icon.
3. Tap on the icon for Tucker Carlson Tonight. ( Or whichever show you prefer. )
4. A new page opens. It’s titled, “Tucker Carlson Tonight”.
5. Put your finger on your iPad’s screen. Tug down. Now, look to the upper right corner of your iPad’s screen. “OPEN” is written there! It’s a blue button, with white letters in it.
6. You’re taken to a new page. It’s for the ( worthless ) Fox News app. Then, magic happens! From here, you’re transferred to a second page! This page is titled, “Shows”. Under “Shows” is written, “Tucker Carlson Tonight”.
7. Look to the right side of your iPad’s screen. Here, in a vertical line, are videos from Tucker’s shows! These are the same videos from his shows that you’ll find at foxnews ( dot ) com, the web site.
The videos here work like videos on You Tube. It’s easy to start them, and to stop them. This makes it easy to write down what Tucker, or his guests, say. ( The quotes that you find in “AND IN THE END…”, at the conclusion of issues of my blog. )
Unfortunately, watching videos in the Fox News app comes with problems. They are as follows:
When a video ends, an ad immediately begins to play. You can get stuck with some very long ads here. The long ads follow a video. They don’t precede it. If and when these ads finally end, the same Fox News video plays again!
Fox News needs to totally revamp itself. The internet has arrived. Cable T.V., including contracting for it over the internet, is dead.
In my opinion, the only worthwhile thing about Fox News is the personalities that it features. If a competitor should scoop up folks like Tucker Carlson, Mark Levin, etc., Fox News will find that it has nothing to offer.
Fox News should be the ‘front end’ of My Space. My Space was once “the largest social networking site in the world”. Then Rupert Murdoch, owner of News Corporation, which owns Fox News, killed it.
Why? Murdoch was getting the legal flack that social media sites sometimes receive. Other sites fought on and prospered. Murdoch shuttered My Space, and lost a trillion dollar opportunity.
THE latest “KAY J’s UPDATED Whip MARKS”
This is a recurring article. It lists whip marks, as I find them, in Kay J’s videos that are called “Wet Dreams”, and “Dreaming”.
References:
At the metartnetwork ( dot ) com:
1. “Wet Dreams”.
2. “Dreaming”.
At freeones ( dot ) org:
1. “Kay Jay enjoys posing naked in her Bedroom”. ( Real title: “Wet Dreams”. )
2. “Kay Jay gives Upskirt View before getting naked”. ( Real title: “Dreaming”. )
Here is an updated list of the whip marks on Kay in “Wet Dreams”. The word “NEW” denotes my newest discoveries.
“Dreaming” was filmed a day after “Wet Dreams”. Some of Kay’s marks in “Wet Dreams” have faded, or vanished, by the time that “Dreaming” was filmed.
1. Two whip marks on the inner curve of her right bosom, near her nipple.
2. One whip mark on the lower curve of her right bosom, just above her ribs.
3. A red mark on the front of her rib cage. The mark is on the lower-right section of her rib cage. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, it’s clearly one, or more, marks from a whip. )
4. A significant slash mark, and at least three light slash marks, on the right side of her torso. These are a bit below her armpit. They are in line with the upper curve of her breast. ( These marks show that, when Kay was struck here, her right arm was raised, and probably bound. Otherwise, her arm would have protected this part of her body. )
5. Three slash marks on the right side of her torso. These are on her ribs. They’re where the outer curve of her bosom meets her torso. The marks form a pattern that resembles a “V” stabbing into a vertical line. The “vertical” line is actually slanted.
6. A significant slash mark on the right side of her torso. This is on her ribs. It’s in line with the place where the undercurve of her her bosom meets her torso.
7. Four slash marks on the right side of her torso. These vary from significant to deep. These are on her ribs. They’re near the underside of her bosom.
8. A red mark on her left shoulder blade. This is revealed in the final moments of “Wet Dreams”.
9. A mark that resembles a small scab ( as do many of her marks ). This is a half inch above the red mark on her left shoulder blade. This is not one of the several small moles on her back. This is revealed in the final moments of “Wet Dreams”.
10. Four deep horizontal slash marks on her right hip. Two deep vertical slash marks on her right hip. There appears to be a mild infection here, amid the marks.
11. A small angled slash mark on her right hip.
12. A light cluster of whip marks on her right hip, just below the level of her bottom.
13. A light bruise on her right hip. This is close to ( 12. ), but nearer to her bottom.
14. A light bruise on her right hip. It’s a little below ( 13. ).
15. A red mark on her left hip. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, it’s clearly a bruise. )
16. Four clusters of whip marks on her back, slightly above her bottom.
17. A whip mark at the uppermost part of her bottom’s cleft.
18. Light red whip marks on the uppermost part of her left bottom cheek. These, in at least two separate clusters, are above the center of her bottom cheek.
19. At least two whip marks near the center point of her right bottom cheek. This mark is a bit above the center point.
20. A slash mark on the inner curve of her right bottom cheek, near her anus.
21. A whip mark above the slash mark on her bottom.
22. A ( light ) whip mark below the slash mark on her bottom.
23. A nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek.
NEW 24. A diagonal slash mark. It’s just to the left of the nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek. The diagonal slash mark angles up and to the left, toward her bottom’s cleft.
NEW 25. A diagonal slash mark. It’s a bit below the nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek. The diagonal slash mark angles up and to the right, toward the nasty cluster of whip marks.
26. Two whip marks on the uppermost part of her right thigh. These are visible from the back of her thigh. The marks are near her thigh’s outer flank, where it merges into her hip.
27. A light cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are to the left of the center point of her cheek.
28. A light cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are on the undercurve of her cheek, near her pussy.
29. Vague white lines, resembling slight ridges, on her left bottom cheek. These are visible in the last frames of “Wet Dreams”. The lowest white ridge slashes downward across the midpoint of her left bottom cheek. Three other lines can be ( vaguely ) discerned above it.
These are likely the ‘missing’ whip marks that one would expect to find on her left bottom cheek. The whip, striking her from her left side, scored her left bottom cheek.
The whip’s tip, which is the worst part of the whip, bit into her right bottom cheek. There, it caused blood to well in the abrasive wounds on her right bottom cheek.
30. A slash mark on the back of her left thigh. It’s on the upper part of her thigh.
31. A slash mark on the back of her left thigh. This is about an inch and a half below the other slash mark on her left thigh. ( This mark looks like it did not bleed. )
32. A small bruise on the back of her right thigh. This is at mid-thigh. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, its location can be pinpointed to a bit below her thigh’s midpoint. )
33. A small bruise on the front of her left shin. This is at the midpoint of her shin.
Kay J’s WHIP Marks in “MY CHANNEL”
Reference:
At the metartnetwork ( dot ) com: “My Channel”.
There is likely a freeones ( dot ) org version of “My Channel”. However, I’m not going to lose myself in the rabbit hole that Free Ones can become, trying to verify this.
( Why is it Tuesday? I thought it was Sunday. Oh yeah, I’ve been taking screenshots at Free Ones for three days! And, probably, of photos that I took screenshots of previously. )
Here is a list of the whip marks on Kay J in the video, “My Channel”:
1. A bruise above her left breast.
2. A red mark on her right hip.
3. Two slash marks on her right hip. These are where Kay has two bikini panty drawstring tan lines. The ( absent ) drawstrings connect the front panel of her bikini with the back panel of her bikini. ( The drawstrings are not adjustable. )
4. Two red dots on the upper curve of her right bottom cheek.
5. A diagonal slash mark. This is on the apex of her right bottom cheek, where it starts to curve in toward her ass’ cleft. This mark angles up and to the left. It’s near her anus. The “mark” actually consists of several commingled marks, from repeated whip strikes.
6. A “V” shaped mark, below the commingled slash marks.
7. A horizontal slash mark. This crosses the outer curve of Kay’s right bottom cheek.
8. Red marks on the inner curve of her left bottom cheek, near her pussy’s entrance. These are most likely from prolonged, vigorous coitus.
9. A bruise on the outer curve of her left bottom cheek. As Kay adjusts her pose in this video, she appears, for a few moments, to be deliberately showing off this bruise.
10. A bruise on the inner curve of her left thigh, near her pussy.
11. A bruise on the back of her right thigh. This is below her thigh’s midpoint.
OBSERVATIONS About “My Channel”:
( Read my prior articles if you find yourself interested, but confused. Prior knowledge is assumed. )
( These comments are about Kay J’s “kid cute” era. )
Kay’s bikini panty tan lines may be most distinct in “My Channel”. That is, they’re more distinct than her tan lines in the following videos:
1. “Model Tests episode IV Kay J”.
2. “Wet Dreams”.
3. “Dreaming”.
Also, her bikini panty tan lines are more distinct than in any of her photo galleries.
This means that her tan, such as it is, is darkest in “My Channel”.
What’s the significance of that? “My Channel” had to be filmed when the weather was warm in Kiev, Ukraine. That is, it was filmed in the summer. Hence, “My Channel” may be Kay’s first professional nude photo shoot.
Alex Lynn filmed Kay J. It probably took several weeks for him to sell her video to the metartnetwork ( dot ) com. Even if Lynn sold Kay’s video immediately, it probably took Me Tart several weeks to post her video. ( Me Tart is a large company, handling the photos and videos of many girls. )
Hence,
1. “My Channel” was filmed in July or August of 2016.
2. Me Tart posted “My Channel” sometime after this.
3. Kay’s first professional nude photo shoot did not occur in September of 2016, as I’ve previously stated. Instead, it occurred in the summer of 2016.
4. All of Kay’s photo shoots can be given an earlier date than I’ve previously stated. What remains certain is the following:
A. Kay was a new, professional nude model in the latter part of 2016. ( The summer and fall. )
B. Kay got pregnant in January of 2017.
C. Kay continued to model while pregnant. ( These shoots are outside of her “kid cute” era. ) As a result of her pregnancy, she gained weight.
I always seek to refine my observations about Kay. I do this even if I contradict earlier statements that I’ve made. So far, I’ve simply discerned Kay more clearly. I haven’t upended my prior assertions.
A DISCOVERY About “Lenxi”
Kay J’s photo gallery named “Lenxi” was shot at Alex Lynn’s studio in Kiev, Ukraine. I discovered this by comparing the floor in “Lenxi” to the floor in Kay’s photo gallery that’s titled, “Dantyl”.
What is the proper date for “Lenxi”? Some observations:
1. Kay looks very innocent and enthusiastic in “Lenxi”. This is ( wonderful ) evidence that she’s new to nude modeling.
2. Kay lies directly on the hard floor in “Lenxi”. ( Like a little girl would! ) Even when Kay is given a ‘blanket’ to lie on, it doesn’t look like it gave her much comfort. The ‘blanket’ is very thin. Kay doesn’t mind. She remains naively eager to show her nude self. ( In all of her hip-proffered, split-legged splendor! )
3. Kay has almost no bikini tan lines in “Lenxi”. Her first appearance on freeones ( dot ) org is dated June 17, 2016. I wonder if “Lenxi” was her first professional nude photo shoot. Perhaps it was shot in June of 2016.
A counter argument to this is that Kay’s face looks old in “Lenxi”. It’s older in “Lenxi” than in her other photo shoots. Her ‘smile lines’ are at their deepest in “Lenxi”.
“FAVORITES” is Overflowing!
My Apple iPad has an app called “Photos”. An album there is called “Favorites”. I’ve put too many photos in “Favorites”!
( If you’re wondering, my photos are screenshots of nude girls. Plus, I have some screenshots of descriptions of bondage. )
I’ve created many photo albums of screenshots. The result? My “Photos” app is a mess! I can’t find anything quickly. What to do?
The answer: I’ve begun creating photo albums in “Shared Albums”. By putting screenshots here, I know I’ll be able to find them.
A Great PIZZA!
Recently, I bought a DiGiorno Supreme Rising Crust pizza. This was a frozen pizza, from the grocery store. When I opened the box, I was disappointed. The pizza didn’t have much, in the way of toppings. ( The crust tasted great. )
Most frozen pizzas at the grocery store cheat the customer. The pizza looks great on the box. When you open the box, you find that there are few toppings.
That’s not the case with the following pizza:
100 percent Profits to Charity Newman’s Own Thin and Crispy Pizza Supreme.
It’s loaded with toppings!
No frozen pizza, in my opinion, has enough cheese on it. Whenever I buy a pizza at the grocery store, I always buy, separately, a bag of mozzarella cheese. I sprinke the cheese on the pizza before putting the pizza in the oven.
Cook the pizza until the ( added ) cheese is golden brown.
One more step is crucial. Before sitting down to dinner, call me! I’ll be right over!
Paul Newman was, when alive, a famous Hollywood actor. His most famous film is from the year 1969: “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.” ( It’s the one I like best, anyway; knowing little else about Paul Newman.
AND IN THE END…
“[ Mark Zuckerberg’s company, Facebook, ] is a serial abuser. … [ Facebook’s ] algorithms … are seeking out young girls and their habits.”
- Harris Faulkner.
Source: Harris Faulkner, host of Outnumbered. The Fox News Channel. November 1, 2021. Video at Fox News ( dot ) com: Emily Compagno: “Facebook’s rebranding is putting lipstick on a pig”.
Printed material, onscreen, stated the following: [ Facebook was hit with a ] $5 billion dollar fine for violating user privacy.
That’s billion, with a “b”. Zuckerberg did, allegedly, start Facebook to find girls to date!
ARCANA
1. Source for information on My Space: Google.
2. “Counter argument” is, according to the dictionary, spelled “counterargument”. Such a long word is a fine one to deny me readers!
3. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
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Copyright 2021 by Andrew L. Roller. AI, Apple Info, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.
I am https://andrewroller.wordpress.com
Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.org/files/Authors/Roller/
I’m on paper at: https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew
If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box. In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”. In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”. This will bring up some of my pamphlets. I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles. I don’t recall all the titles I published under.
I have no financial involvement in these resale items.
On onlyfans.com, I am: Andrew L. Roller. My “user name” is: u136530150. ( No period. ) Due to censorship by Only Fans, I do not expect to post content on Only Fans.
On Apple Music, my “Username” is: @andrewroller666. ( No period. ) You can listen for free to my playlist, “Insurrection”. This playlist is under construction. Presumably, you’ll need access to Apple Music to hear my playlist.
The WordPress app is available for free at the Apple App Store.
This is AI, Apple Info, issue number 25
Arcana: This is AI, Apple Info, issue number 25, version 2.0
Date Written: November 2, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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This has been a presentation of A R S E news.
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AI 25
Apple Info presents...
Apple Music: Shut Up!
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Plus: Whipped Kay J.
And: Make “Photos” useful again!
——————————————————————————————————————————
We fancy that we’re modern. We’re definitely not living the life of a hunter-gatherer. Except, we are. My aunt is a hunter-gatherer every day. When she leaves her job as a nurse, she runs about town, seeking “can’t miss” deals on items for sale. That’s why she’s always struggling to give away items that she no longer wants. Financially, she’s always broke.
I’m a hunter-gatherer on the internet. When I find something interesting, I share it with you! That’s been the essence of my blog since issue one, when I discovered lovely young girls on You Tube.
This issue, I share several items. Enjoy!
APPLE Music: SHUT UP!
Recently, I became a member of Apple One. This includes the Apple app “Music”.
I continue to watch videos at foxnews ( dot ) com. I do this wearing Apple headphones.
In the videos at Fox News, people have conversations. To hear what they’re saying, I’m obliged to turn the volume up on my headphones.
Sometimes, I need to stop a video at Fox News. I click on my headphones to shut the Fox News people up.
Silence should result. It doesn’t. Instead, Apple instantly launches “Music”. It does this even if I haven’t launched “Music”. Apple begins to play whatever song I was listening to last, on “Music”.
On “Music”, I listen to hard rock. Usually, I turn a song off there as it’s playing.
Hard rock is loud. When I shut up the Fox News people, Apple, via “Music”, blasts loud hard rock into my ears! This is especially so since I turned up the volume to hear the conversation on Fox News. Now, I’m getting my ears blown out by the MC5!
I researched this problem on the internet. Only two solutions were offered:
1. Delete “Music”.
2. Unsubscribe from “Music”.
Neither is an option for me.
However, this masturbating pervert has, once again, hit upon a worthwhile solution!
When you click on your headphones, do so twice. The first click will shut up the Fox News people. The second click shuts up Apple Music! Silence results.
The process isn’t difficult. However, you will need to get the hang of it. Any two clicks won’t work. There is an art to it.
I’m appalled that Apple doesn’t give its users a forthright way to shut up Apple Music. I have more interests in life than songs. For instance, I regularly use what’s left of Apple’s app, iTunes U. Apple should get iTunes U working properly again. Apple can chuck its “TV” app ( Apple TV ) in the toilet.
FOX App VIDEOS
You can watch videos at foxnews ( dot ) com, the web site. At the web site, you can also transfer to the Fox News app. There are benefits and detriments to doing this. I list these below.
First, let’s get to Fox News!
1. Point your browser to foxnews ( dot ) com. I do this by launching a Home page bookmark. It’s on my iPad. The Home page bookmark is titled, “Shows | Fox News”. ( Read my earlier posts for more. )
2. You’re on a foxnews ( dot ) com page. It’s titled, “Fox News Shows”. All of the television programs on Fox News, the cable channel, are here! Each show is represented by an icon.
3. Tap on the icon for Tucker Carlson Tonight. ( Or whichever show you prefer. )
4. A new page opens. It’s titled, “Tucker Carlson Tonight”.
5. Put your finger on your iPad’s screen. Tug down. Now, look to the upper right corner of your iPad’s screen. “OPEN” is written there! It’s a blue button, with white letters in it.
6. You’re taken to a new page. It’s for the ( worthless ) Fox News app. Then, magic happens! From here, you’re transferred to a second page! This page is titled, “Shows”. Under “Shows” is written, “Tucker Carlson Tonight”.
7. Look to the right side of your iPad’s screen. Here, in a vertical line, are videos from Tucker’s shows! These are the same videos from his shows that you’ll find at foxnews ( dot ) com, the web site.
The videos here work like videos on You Tube. It’s easy to start them, and to stop them. This makes it easy to write down what Tucker, or his guests, say. ( The quotes that you find in “AND IN THE END…”, at the conclusion of issues of my blog. )
Unfortunately, watching videos in the Fox News app comes with problems. They are as follows:
When a video ends, an ad immediately begins to play. You can get stuck with some very long ads here. The long ads follow a video. They don’t precede it. If and when these ads finally end, the same Fox News video plays again!
Fox News needs to totally revamp itself. The internet has arrived. Cable T.V., including contracting for it over the internet, is dead.
In my opinion, the only worthwhile thing about Fox News is the personalities that it features. If a competitor should scoop up folks like Tucker Carlson, Mark Levin, etc., Fox News will find that it has nothing to offer.
Fox News should be the ‘front end’ of My Space. My Space was once “the largest social networking site in the world”. Then Rupert Murdoch, owner of News Corporation, which owns Fox News, killed it.
Why? Murdoch was getting the legal flack that social media sites sometimes receive. Other sites fought on and prospered. Murdoch shuttered My Space, and lost a trillion dollar opportunity.
THE latest “KAY J’s UPDATED Whip MARKS”
This is a recurring article. It lists whip marks, as I find them, in Kay J’s videos that are called “Wet Dreams”, and “Dreaming”.
References:
At the metartnetwork ( dot ) com:
1. “Wet Dreams”.
2. “Dreaming”.
At freeones ( dot ) org:
1. “Kay Jay enjoys posing naked in her Bedroom”. ( Real title: “Wet Dreams”. )
2. “Kay Jay gives Upskirt View before getting naked”. ( Real title: “Dreaming”. )
Here is an updated list of the whip marks on Kay in “Wet Dreams”. The word “NEW” denotes my newest discoveries.
“Dreaming” was filmed a day after “Wet Dreams”. Some of Kay’s marks in “Wet Dreams” have faded, or vanished, by the time that “Dreaming” was filmed.
1. Two whip marks on the inner curve of her right bosom, near her nipple.
2. One whip mark on the lower curve of her right bosom, just above her ribs.
3. A red mark on the front of her rib cage. The mark is on the lower-right section of her rib cage. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, it’s clearly one, or more, marks from a whip. )
4. A significant slash mark, and at least three light slash marks, on the right side of her torso. These are a bit below her armpit. They are in line with the upper curve of her breast. ( These marks show that, when Kay was struck here, her right arm was raised, and probably bound. Otherwise, her arm would have protected this part of her body. )
5. Three slash marks on the right side of her torso. These are on her ribs. They’re where the outer curve of her bosom meets her torso. The marks form a pattern that resembles a “V” stabbing into a vertical line. The “vertical” line is actually slanted.
6. A significant slash mark on the right side of her torso. This is on her ribs. It’s in line with the place where the undercurve of her her bosom meets her torso.
7. Four slash marks on the right side of her torso. These vary from significant to deep. These are on her ribs. They’re near the underside of her bosom.
8. A red mark on her left shoulder blade. This is revealed in the final moments of “Wet Dreams”.
9. A mark that resembles a small scab ( as do many of her marks ). This is a half inch above the red mark on her left shoulder blade. This is not one of the several small moles on her back. This is revealed in the final moments of “Wet Dreams”.
10. Four deep horizontal slash marks on her right hip. Two deep vertical slash marks on her right hip. There appears to be a mild infection here, amid the marks.
11. A small angled slash mark on her right hip.
12. A light cluster of whip marks on her right hip, just below the level of her bottom.
13. A light bruise on her right hip. This is close to ( 12. ), but nearer to her bottom.
14. A light bruise on her right hip. It’s a little below ( 13. ).
15. A red mark on her left hip. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, it’s clearly a bruise. )
16. Four clusters of whip marks on her back, slightly above her bottom.
17. A whip mark at the uppermost part of her bottom’s cleft.
18. Light red whip marks on the uppermost part of her left bottom cheek. These, in at least two separate clusters, are above the center of her bottom cheek.
19. At least two whip marks near the center point of her right bottom cheek. This mark is a bit above the center point.
20. A slash mark on the inner curve of her right bottom cheek, near her anus.
21. A whip mark above the slash mark on her bottom.
22. A ( light ) whip mark below the slash mark on her bottom.
23. A nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek.
NEW 24. A diagonal slash mark. It’s just to the left of the nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek. The diagonal slash mark angles up and to the left, toward her bottom’s cleft.
NEW 25. A diagonal slash mark. It’s a bit below the nasty cluster of whip marks on the outer curve of her right bottom cheek. The diagonal slash mark angles up and to the right, toward the nasty cluster of whip marks.
26. Two whip marks on the uppermost part of her right thigh. These are visible from the back of her thigh. The marks are near her thigh’s outer flank, where it merges into her hip.
27. A light cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are to the left of the center point of her cheek.
28. A light cluster of whip marks on her left bottom cheek. These are on the undercurve of her cheek, near her pussy.
29. Vague white lines, resembling slight ridges, on her left bottom cheek. These are visible in the last frames of “Wet Dreams”. The lowest white ridge slashes downward across the midpoint of her left bottom cheek. Three other lines can be ( vaguely ) discerned above it.
These are likely the ‘missing’ whip marks that one would expect to find on her left bottom cheek. The whip, striking her from her left side, scored her left bottom cheek.
The whip’s tip, which is the worst part of the whip, bit into her right bottom cheek. There, it caused blood to well in the abrasive wounds on her right bottom cheek.
30. A slash mark on the back of her left thigh. It’s on the upper part of her thigh.
31. A slash mark on the back of her left thigh. This is about an inch and a half below the other slash mark on her left thigh. ( This mark looks like it did not bleed. )
32. A small bruise on the back of her right thigh. This is at mid-thigh. ( This mark also appears in “Dreaming”. There, its location can be pinpointed to a bit below her thigh’s midpoint. )
33. A small bruise on the front of her left shin. This is at the midpoint of her shin.
Kay J’s WHIP Marks in “MY CHANNEL”
Reference:
At the metartnetwork ( dot ) com: “My Channel”.
There is likely a freeones ( dot ) org version of “My Channel”. However, I’m not going to lose myself in the rabbit hole that Free Ones can become, trying to verify this.
( Why is it Tuesday? I thought it was Sunday. Oh yeah, I’ve been taking screenshots at Free Ones for three days! And, probably, of photos that I took screenshots of previously. )
Here is a list of the whip marks on Kay J in the video, “My Channel”:
1. A bruise above her left breast.
2. A red mark on her right hip.
3. Two slash marks on her right hip. These are where Kay has two bikini panty drawstring tan lines. The ( absent ) drawstrings connect the front panel of her bikini with the back panel of her bikini. ( The drawstrings are not adjustable. )
4. Two red dots on the upper curve of her right bottom cheek.
5. A diagonal slash mark. This is on the apex of her right bottom cheek, where it starts to curve in toward her ass’ cleft. This mark angles up and to the left. It’s near her anus. The “mark” actually consists of several commingled marks, from repeated whip strikes.
6. A “V” shaped mark, below the commingled slash marks.
7. A horizontal slash mark. This crosses the outer curve of Kay’s right bottom cheek.
8. Red marks on the inner curve of her left bottom cheek, near her pussy’s entrance. These are most likely from prolonged, vigorous coitus.
9. A bruise on the outer curve of her left bottom cheek. As Kay adjusts her pose in this video, she appears, for a few moments, to be deliberately showing off this bruise.
10. A bruise on the inner curve of her left thigh, near her pussy.
11. A bruise on the back of her right thigh. This is below her thigh’s midpoint.
OBSERVATIONS About “My Channel”:
( Read my prior articles if you find yourself interested, but confused. Prior knowledge is assumed. )
( These comments are about Kay J’s “kid cute” era. )
Kay’s bikini panty tan lines may be most distinct in “My Channel”. That is, they’re more distinct than her tan lines in the following videos:
1. “Model Tests episode IV Kay J”.
2. “Wet Dreams”.
3. “Dreaming”.
Also, her bikini panty tan lines are more distinct than in any of her photo galleries.
This means that her tan, such as it is, is darkest in “My Channel”.
What’s the significance of that? “My Channel” had to be filmed when the weather was warm in Kiev, Ukraine. That is, it was filmed in the summer. Hence, “My Channel” may be Kay’s first professional nude photo shoot.
Alex Lynn filmed Kay J. It probably took several weeks for him to sell her video to the metartnetwork ( dot ) com. Even if Lynn sold Kay’s video immediately, it probably took Me Tart several weeks to post her video. ( Me Tart is a large company, handling the photos and videos of many girls. )
Hence,
1. “My Channel” was filmed in July or August of 2016.
2. Me Tart posted “My Channel” sometime after this.
3. Kay’s first professional nude photo shoot did not occur in September of 2016, as I’ve previously stated. Instead, it occurred in the summer of 2016.
4. All of Kay’s photo shoots can be given an earlier date than I’ve previously stated. What remains certain is the following:
A. Kay was a new, professional nude model in the latter part of 2016. ( The summer and fall. )
B. Kay got pregnant in January of 2017.
C. Kay continued to model while pregnant. ( These shoots are outside of her “kid cute” era. ) As a result of her pregnancy, she gained weight.
I always seek to refine my observations about Kay. I do this even if I contradict earlier statements that I’ve made. So far, I’ve simply discerned Kay more clearly. I haven’t upended my prior assertions.
A DISCOVERY About “Lenxi”
Kay J’s photo gallery named “Lenxi” was shot at Alex Lynn’s studio in Kiev, Ukraine. I discovered this by comparing the floor in “Lenxi” to the floor in Kay’s photo gallery that’s titled, “Dantyl”.
What is the proper date for “Lenxi”? Some observations:
1. Kay looks very innocent and enthusiastic in “Lenxi”. This is ( wonderful ) evidence that she’s new to nude modeling.
2. Kay lies directly on the hard floor in “Lenxi”. ( Like a little girl would! ) Even when Kay is given a ‘blanket’ to lie on, it doesn’t look like it gave her much comfort. The ‘blanket’ is very thin. Kay doesn’t mind. She remains naively eager to show her nude self. ( In all of her hip-proffered, split-legged splendor! )
3. Kay has almost no bikini tan lines in “Lenxi”. Her first appearance on freeones ( dot ) org is dated June 17, 2016. I wonder if “Lenxi” was her first professional nude photo shoot. Perhaps it was shot in June of 2016.
A counter argument to this is that Kay’s face looks old in “Lenxi”. It’s older in “Lenxi” than in her other photo shoots. Her ‘smile lines’ are at their deepest in “Lenxi”.
“FAVORITES” is Overflowing!
My Apple iPad has an app called “Photos”. An album there is called “Favorites”. I’ve put too many photos in “Favorites”!
( If you’re wondering, my photos are screenshots of nude girls. Plus, I have some screenshots of descriptions of bondage. )
I’ve created many photo albums of screenshots. The result? My “Photos” app is a mess! I can’t find anything quickly. What to do?
The answer: I’ve begun creating photo albums in “Shared Albums”. By putting screenshots here, I know I’ll be able to find them.
A Great PIZZA!
Recently, I bought a DiGiorno Supreme Rising Crust pizza. This was a frozen pizza, from the grocery store. When I opened the box, I was disappointed. The pizza didn’t have much, in the way of toppings. ( The crust tasted great. )
Most frozen pizzas at the grocery store cheat the customer. The pizza looks great on the box. When you open the box, you find that there are few toppings.
That’s not the case with the following pizza:
100 percent Profits to Charity Newman’s Own Thin and Crispy Pizza Supreme.
It’s loaded with toppings!
No frozen pizza, in my opinion, has enough cheese on it. Whenever I buy a pizza at the grocery store, I always buy, separately, a bag of mozzarella cheese. I sprinke the cheese on the pizza before putting the pizza in the oven.
Cook the pizza until the ( added ) cheese is golden brown.
One more step is crucial. Before sitting down to dinner, call me! I’ll be right over!
Paul Newman was, when alive, a famous Hollywood actor. His most famous film is from the year 1969: “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.” ( It’s the one I like best, anyway; knowing little else about Paul Newman.
AND IN THE END…
“[ Mark Zuckerberg’s company, Facebook, ] is a serial abuser. … [ Facebook’s ] algorithms … are seeking out young girls and their habits.”
- Harris Faulkner.
Source: Harris Faulkner, host of Outnumbered. The Fox News Channel. November 1, 2021. Video at Fox News ( dot ) com: Emily Compagno: “Facebook’s rebranding is putting lipstick on a pig”.
Printed material, onscreen, stated the following: [ Facebook was hit with a ] $5 billion dollar fine for violating user privacy.
That’s billion, with a “b”. Zuckerberg did, allegedly, start Facebook to find girls to date!
ARCANA
1. Source for information on My Space: Google.
2. “Counter argument” is, according to the dictionary, spelled “counterargument”. Such a long word is a fine one to deny me readers!
3. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
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Arcana: This is AI, Apple Info, issue number 25, version 2.0
Date Written: November 2, 2021. Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.
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