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Kay J in Goodies Magazine!

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Plus:  No virgins by age 16.

And:  Tucker Carlson:  a liar.

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KAY J in GOODIES Magazine!

by Andrew Roller

Some people go to church every day.  I go to indexxx ( dot ) com every day.

Specifically, I go to Kay J’s page at Index ( dot ) com.  Usually, nothing is happening there.  However, on December 5, 2022, “Faust” posted a bombshell:

www ( dot ) goodiesmagazine ( dot ) com/issue-6

Using the link, I went there at once!

Wow!  Issue six of Goodies has awesome photos of Kay J.  If my dating is correct, counting backwards from the current issue of Goodies, Kay was 24 years old when Goodies photographed her.

This means that Kay was still the ‘real’ Kay in these photos.  She’s the Kay that you see everywhere on the Internet.  She doesn’t have a giant tattoo on her back.  Her labia isn’t pierced.  Neither is her tongue.

( The photos of Kay at Goodies’ web site confirm that she doesn’t have a tattoo. )  ( In these photos. )

( Goodies publishes twice a year. )

If you click around on Goodies’ web site, you can see a number of photos of Kay.

If you want to examine a given issue as closely as possible, go to the video of that issue.  In the video, a person will flip the pages of the issue.  Make a screen recording of this.  Then, in your Photos app, watch the video in slow motion.  

To watch a video ( in your Photos app ) in slow motion, put your finger on your iPad’s screen.  Put your finger on the filmstrip that runs under the video.  Then, slowly drag your finger to the left.  This will move the filmstrip forward.  The filmstrip moves to the right when you drag your finger to the left.  Making the filmstrip move causes the video to move too.

I have been kicked out of many web sites.  I was kicked out of Indexxx.  As a result, I no longer post comments on Indexxx.

Which means that you’re reading what I’m about to report as an exclusive story!

“Faust” did not thoroughly research the Goodies web site.  Kay isn’t just in issue number six of Goodies.  She’s in issue number seven as well!  In fact, she does a ‘girl with girl’ pictorial in issue number seven!

Kay is quite slender in issue number six of Goodies.  However, she looks a bit fat in issue number seven.  This makes me wonder if Goodies is telling the truth when it implies that it photographed Kay.  Perhaps Goodies simply purchased pictures of Kay from someone.  Perhaps Goodies purchased ‘old’ photos of Kay.  In issue number six, Kay looks about 21 years old.  In issue number seven, she could be 22.

Or, Kay could be 20 years old in issue number six, and then 21 years old in issue number seven.

Kay’s body changes over time.  These changes are as follows:

1.  Age 20 ( or younger ), until she got pregnant:  skinny.  ( With nice boobs, and a nice ass. )

2.  Age 21.  She was pregnant by age 21.  So, over time, she gained weight.

3.  Age 21.  Kay delivered her son Mark during her 21st year.  She then began losing weight.

4.  By ( no later than ) her 22nd birthday, Kay was skinny again.  Unfortunately, during this period, she looks psychologically cold.  She’s beautiful, but she looks unfriendly.  An example of this is the photo gallery “Cocktail Dress”, at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com.

The date that Me Tart gave to “Cocktail Dress” is incorrect.  Me Tart changed Kay’s age in “Cocktail Dress” to match their posting date.  However, this photo gallery was originally posted to the following web site:  alex-lynn ( dot ) com.  Alex Lynn is now defunct. 

5.  By her 23rd year, Kay was quite fat.  She looked pathetic.  

( The same fate befell the porn star Aspen Stevens.  She was stunningly lovely when she was ( reasonably ) skinny.  Then she became a fat cow, and looked pathetic. )

4.  By her 24th year, Kay was stunningly lovely again.  She remained so until her 25th birthday, when she was tattooed.  The tattoo ruined her beauty, as seen from behind.

5.  In her 26th year, Kay remains quite attractive.  Just don’t ask her to turn around.

( Which is sad, since her ass ( when seen with her naked back ) is gorgeous. )

I don’t want to call myself a jerk-off.  However, rest ass-ured!  I thoroughly examined every issue of Goodies at the Goodies web site!  Mila Azul is in issue number five.  She looks young and cute!  

( Mila, like everyone, ages over time.  Sadly, she’s now far from her original bunny-cute self. )

An issue of Goodies costs $6.50.

Just kidding.  Sadly, it’s not the 1990s anymore!

An issue of Goodies costs $65.00!

At their web site, Goodies prints a query from a potential customer.  The customer complains about the price of Goodies magazine.  Goodies explains their reasons.  Their reasons made sense to me.

( Playboy ceased publiction in the spring of 2020.  At that time, an issue of Playboy cost $25.00. ) 

I decided to buy from Goodies.  I bought Goodies issue number 6 ( Kay J ), issue number 7 ( Kay J ), and issue number 5 ( Mila Azul ).

I did not see any other porn stars of note in the other issues.

( Goodies touts “Gloria Sol” as a ‘star’.  Gloria didn’t impress me. )  ( Which gave my wallet a sigh of relief! )

The total shipping charge for my three magazines was $26.99.

The Goodies web site sent me to Pay Pal to set up payment.  This disturbed me.  Goodies didn’t know who I was!  They didn’t have my address!  I wondered if this was some sort of fraud.

It wasn’t.  At Pay Pal, I chose to pay with my credit card.  I entered my credit card information.  Then, I typed in my address.  That gave goodies my address, so that they could mail my magazines to me.

Note:  On a payment form, I always enter my credit card information last.  That way, if a glitch occurs, the company won’t have my credit card information until they also have my mailing address. 

I pressed the ‘pay now’ button.  My transaction was completed.

It took me awhile to understand the Goodies web site.  The fault was my own; I’m still learning how to use the Internet.  A knowledgeable person could make their transaction happen swiftly.  

As of this writing, I just bought the magazines.  They have not arrived yet.

I highly recommend issue number six of Goodies magazine!  It looks like they have a great pictorial of Kay J!

Kay J is known as “Katy Jane” at Goodies.

You get to pick your own cover for each Goodies magazine that you buy.  Here’s how this works:

1.  You see the ‘standard’ cover for an issue of Goodies.

2.  You tell Goodies that you want to buy the issue.

3.  Goodies then says, ‘select cover’.  

4.  Goodies displays the names of the girls in the issue.  Click on the name that you want.  That makes the girl that you chose the ‘cover girl’ for the issue that you buy!

How do you know which girl is which?  Click on the photos of girls at the Goodies web site.  Note the name of each girl.  That is, ignore the ugly girls.  ( There are too many of them. )  Remember the names of the pretty girls.

You can click in and out of the ‘buy now’ area of Goodies.  You can wait to buy until you’re sure of what you’re doing.

If you lose track of your shopping cart, drag the web page to the left.  Your shopping cart will appear!

You do not have to join the Goodies web site.  You don’t need to create a user name or a password.  

You can come and go from the Goodies web site.  Your magazines will remain in your shopping cart.  They’ll do so even though you haven’t told Goodies who you are.  ( Your computer identifies itself to the Internet whenever you go on the Internet. )

The home page for the Goodies web site is:

goodiesmagazine ( dot ) com

( Goodies Magazine ( dot ) com. )

Currently, the Goodies home page features an awesome photo of two girls.  Unfortunately, the girls aren’t, actually, very cute.  I determined this by looking at other photos of these girls at the Goodies web site. 

Goodies writes:

“All Goodies issues are limited to 2,000 copies.”

Source:  their “About” page.

“We print a maximum 2,000 copies and that's it. Once Goodies issues are sold out, there is no reprint run.”

Source:  their “Blog” page.

“We print a maximum run of 2,000 collectable copies”.

Source:  their “Blog” page.

I beg to differ with Goodies.  As best I can tell, this is a print-on-demand product.  That is, nothing is printed until you order a copy.

Why do I say this?  You can choose which cover you want.  There aren’t one or two different covers for an  issue.  There are six or seven different covers!  Only a print-on-demand product can offer this.

Goodies isn’t necessarily a ‘girlie’ magazine, like ( the traditional ) Playboy magazine.  It’s a nudist magazine.  Sadly, despite being a nudist magazine, there are no photos of little girls!  Not clothed little girls, and not naked little girls!  I always thought that the point of a nudist magazine was to ( legally ) print photos of little girls in the nude!  I guess that was just anti-nudist propaganda.

Since Goodies is a nudist magazine, ‘natural’ ( ugly ) females appear in abundance.  After decades of looking at ( the traditional ) Playboy magazine, I have no interest in ugly females.  Such females should remain clothed!

Write your congressman today!  Tell him ( or her ) to pass MOPA:  the Men’s Online Protection Act!  Keep ugly females clothed!


KAY J:  UP the ASS

by Andrew Roller

The Score Group owns web sites.  I was a member, for a time, of two of their web sites:

18eighteen ( dot ) com

And

naughtymag ( dot ) com

There are some photo galleries and videos of Kay J at the above web sites.  They also post biographical information about Kay.  ( Which may, or may not, be invented ).  The biographical information includes a question, posed to Kay, about anal sex.  Her response:

“I’ve never done it”.

The biographical information is dated October 11, 2017.  Kay was 21 years old at the time.

On February 22, 2021, Kay posted a photo of herself to her page at onlyfans ( dot ) com.  In this photo, Kay is exhibiting her butthole.  Her hands are resting on the cheeks of her ass.  She’s holding a butt plug in each of her hands.  The butt plugs are identical.  Each is teardrop shaped, and has a handle.  Both butt plugs are matte black.  Each one looks like it’s made of rubber.

A butt plug comes with a handle.  This is so it can be retrieved.  That is, the handle allows the butt plug to be pulled out of the anus. 

Kay did not post a photo of herself with a butt plug actually in her anus. 

On May 15, 2022, Kay posted a direct message advertisement to her Only Fans page.  It reads as follows:

“Video with fingers in my ass for you😏 and 4 photos as a gift🎁🏷️”.

I do not have information on the contents of this video.  Kay offered it for sale, to paid subscribers, for $35.00.

On December 5, 2022, Kay posted a direct message advertisement to her Only Fans page.  Her ad reads as follows:

“New video featuring a toy in my ass and red pantyhose for you😍”.

I do not have information on the contents of this video.  Kay offered it for sale, to paid subscribers, for $55.00.  A photo of Kay accompanies this advertisement.  In the photo, Kay is wearing red lipstick, a black bra, and red, waist-high pantyhose.  She looks like she might have gained a little weight. 

If Kay is willing to stick her fingers ( plural ) into her ass, and if she’s willing to stick a toy in her ass, then she’s probably taken a penis in her ass too.


KAY J:  HAIRCUT

by Andrew Roller

On October 29, 2022, Kay J posted a photo to her page at onlyfans ( dot ) com.  The forwardmost locks of her hair, which frame her face, have been cut short.  They now just extend to her shoulders.  The rest of her hair remains longer; it falls a good way down her back.

NO VIRGINS By AGE 16

by Andrew Roller

It was the 1990s.  America was engaged in its usual wars against social deviancy.  In the 1990s, these wars could be described as follows:

1.  Homosexuals - Get back in the closet.

2.  Transgendered - You are an obscenity.

3.  BDSM - If you sell this ( BDSM ) as a photo book or as a video, we’ll arrest you.  

( The exception to this was Los Angeles, where such speech was allowed.  That’s why Los Angeles is called “The City of Angels”. )

4.  Hustler magazine - If you sell this in certain locales in Florida, we’ll arrest you.

5.  Xeroxed comic books - If you create these in certain locales in Florida, we’ll arrest you.  To quote from the case against cartoonist Mike Diana:

“[ Florida ] doesn't have to accept what is acceptable in the bathhouses in San Francisco, and [ Florida ] doesn't have to accept what is acceptable in the crack alleys of New York.”

- Google, quoting en ( dot ) wikipedia ( dot ) org.  Article:  Mike Diana.

Google continues:

“Diana was sentenced to a three-year probation, during which time his residence was subject to inspection, without warning or warrant”.

- Google, quoting cbldf ( dot ) org.  

( Clit Buddies Love Decadent Fucking ( dot ) org. ? )

Of Diana’s probation, Wikipedia writes:

“His sentence included supervised probation, during which any art or writings he produced were subject to unannounced, warrantless searches and seizure by the police.”

6.  Medical Marijuana - If you grow marijuana for your own use, to treat a medical condition, you’ll be raided by the police, in California and in other states.

7.  Pedophiles - You are the worst of the worst.  You can be subjected to extra-judicial vigilante violence.  You will be imprisoned for decades, or for life.  We hope you get killed in prison.

Note:  If you vote Republican, all of the above will be “restored” to America.  Just ask Laura Ingraham of the Fox News Channel.  She expected the 2022 election to deliver “a restoration”.  One of the things that Ingraham hopes to see criminalized is “pornography”.  That is, Playboy magazine, or its modern equivalent.

In the 1990s, I picked up a copy of Playboy.  I opened it.  I ( actually ) read it.  An article in Playboy listed the “age of consent” for each state in America.  I recall the ( then current ) age of consent for the following states:

1.  Pennsylvania - Age 14.

2.  Hawaii - Age 14.

Well, that was a long time ago, you say.  Today, anyone who has sex with a “minor” ( under age 18 ) is a disgusting pervert!

Actually, no.  I just learned what the age of consent is for the state of Massachusetts.

“The age of consent is the age when a person can consent to sexual intercourse and sexual contact with another individual over 21 years old.

“In Massachusetts, the age of consent is 16 years old.  This means minors aged 15 or younger in the state cannot legally consent to sexual activity.

“In addition, there is an older law that exists [ that ] states [ that ] 18 years old is an age of consent.  However, this only applies if the defendant had sexual intercourse with a virgin under 18 years of age, so this sex crime is rarely prosecuted.

“In many states, there is a difference between statutory rape ( consensual ) and child rape ( nonconsensual )  charges.  However, in Massachusetts, both crimes are considered child rape.”  
Source:  bradbaileylaw ( dot ) com.

( Brad Bailey Law. )

Rhode Island also has an age of consent of 16:

“The age of consent differs from state to state.  In Rhode Island, the age of consent is sixteen ( 16 ).  The age of consent refers to the age that someone has the mental capacity to understand the consequences of their actions.  

“Many states also specify a minimum age difference in order for the offense to be applicable. …

“Similar to other states, Rhode Island has ‘close-to-age’ exemptions—commonly known as [ a ] Romeo and Juliet Law—which means a person under 18 years old can have consensually sexual intercourse with someone over 14 years of age.”

- Google, quoting rhumphreylaw ( dot ) com.

( R. Humphrey Law ( dot ) com. )

I did not find any mention of “a virgin” in the description of Rhode Island’s age of consent law.

Which brings up today’s question:  At what age does a girl lose her virginity?

Let’s examine the relevant discussion of the Massachusetts law:

“There is an older law that exists [ that ] states [ that ] 18 years old is an age of consent.  However, this only applies if the defendant had sexual intercourse with a virgin under 18 years of age, so this sex crime is rarely prosecuted.”

Why is “this sex crime … rarely prosecuted”?  An obvious answer is:

Because every girl loses her virginity before she’s 16!

So, in Massachusetts, you can have sex with a ‘minor’ ( under age 18 ), provided that someone else has already screwed her!

This is ridiculous.  It’s like saying that you can buy a pair of underwear, provided that someone else has already worn them.  It’s like saying that you can eat food, provided that someone else has vomited it up.

At the same time, “children” are told that they can’t make many decisions.  Only “adults” can make these decisions.  Why?  Because adults are “older and wiser”.

If an adult is, indeed, “older and wiser”, why is the adult who has sex with a minor treated like a second class citizen?  Why can an adult only have sex a minor who isn’t a virgin?

Consider this:  a minor wants to have sex.  Should she have sex with:

A.  Someone who’s stupid.

B.  Someone who’s “older and wiser”.

Unless you want humans to be stupid, the minor ( who could get pregnant ) should have sex with the person who’s “older and wiser”.

Perhaps such an answer disturbs you.  Perhaps you fear that such an answer will ‘normalize pedophilia’.  Friend, disturbing answers often give us the truth.  The Catholic Church opposed Galileo’s answer that the Earth orbits the Sun.  Fortunately, brave souls were willing to normalize truth!

Let’s hope that Americans will soon value the pursuit of truth.  Our current anti-pedophile era perpetuates lies.


ATTENTION TUCKER CARLSON

“Protect the children at all costs.”

- Brittany Aldean, to Tucker Carlson, on Tucker Carlson Tonight.

Source:  Brittany Aldean.  Tucker Carlson Tonight.  The Fox News Channel.  December 5, 2022.

Aldean’s statement, which Carlson agreed with, had nothing to do with protecting real children from actual harm.  That is, it had nothing to do with protecting children in Ukraine from being raped, murdered, maimed, starved, deprived of medical care, deprived of water, or frozen to death.

Instead, ‘protecting children at all costs’ concerned whining about what a teddy bear was wearing in an advertisement by Balenciaga.

Thanks to loons like Carlson, and Aldean, Balenciaga, despite its nearly unpronounceable name, is now the best known provider of ladies’ clothing in the universe.


STEELE SPEAKS OUT

by Andrew Roller

Some years ago, the Economist magazine called James Come ( y ) “heroic”.  Comey is a former director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation ( F.B.I. ).  

The Economist called Comey “heroic” because Comey, during and after his time as the director of the F.B.I., attacked Donald Trump.  Trump was a candidate for President of the United States when Comey attacked him.  Trump was also a soon to be sworn-in President of the United Stated when Comey attacked him.  Trump was also President of the United States when Comey attacked him.

Comey based his attacks on Trump on information.  Specifically, Comey based his attacks on information in “the Steele Dossier”.  The F.B.I.’s relationship with Steele remains difficult to unravel.  However, it’s possible to say that Comey, as the head of the F.B.I., attacked Trump based on information that it ( the F.B.I. ) worked with Steele to fabricate.

This magazine ( ARSE ) doesn’t get many chances to interview people.  However, recently, someone calling himself Christoper Steele, or perhaps The Man of Steele, or perhaps Joseph Stalin, called us.  ( Our secretary was distracting himself with a photo of 10-year-old Brooke Shields at the time. )

Here’s our secretary’s transcript of the conversation that followed:

Secretary:  Damn!  Just when I’m about to — the phone rings!  Hello?

Steele:  This is Christopher Steele.

Secretary:  Walter Cronkite?

Steele:  No.  Christopher Steele.  Like The Man of Steel.

Secretary:  Do you have any photos of Brooke Shields in the nude?

Steele:  That’s what I’m calling about.  I have prepared a new dossier.  About you!

Secretary:  Does it have photos of Brooke Shields in it?

Steele:  My new dossier will be even more explosive than my previous dossier.

Secretary:  Wow!  You must have put a lot of photos of Brooke Shields in it!

Steele:  I’m contacting all of the media about my new dossier.  And, since my dossier is about you, I’m making sure to contact Brittany Albean, Fucker Carlson, and Laura Ingrate.

Secretary:  That sounds serious.  What’s your dossier about?

Steele:  I’ll tell you what it’s about.  Forget Balenciaga.  The greatest threat to children is andrewroller ( dot ) com.

Secretary:  aholer ( dot ) com?

Steele:  Andrew Roller dot com!

Secretary:  Wait.  Let me write that down.  Andrew Stroller dot com.

Steele:  No!  Andrew Roller dot com!

Secretary:  Okay, I got it.  Don’t yell.

Steele:  I expect Fucker Carlson to do lots of broadcasts about Andrew Roller dot com.

Secretary:  Definitely.

Steele:  And I expect Laura Ingrate to do lots of broadcasts about Andrew Roller dot com.

Secretary.  O.K.

Steele:  And I expect Brittany Albean to go to Andrew Roller dot com, and then throw away her computer.

Secretary:  She could shoot it, like Elvis shot his T.V.  A video of her doing that would trend on TikTok.

Steele:  And I expect Christopher Rufo to talk about Andrew Roller dot com on Fucker Carlson Tonight!

Secretarty:  Could you get Christopher Robin to comment too?

Steele:  Absolutely!

Secretary:  How about Winnie-the-Pooh?

Steele:  Do you know how infamous my last dossier was?  Heck, dog pooh will be damning Andrew Roller dot com.

Secretary:  Let me make sure I got that name right.  It’s Andrew Roller dot com?

Steele:  Andrew Roller dot com.

Secretary:  Can I go back to looking at Brooke Shields now?

Steele:  I guess so, since she’s plastered all over Andrew Roller dot com!



TUCKER Carlson:  A LIAR

“Big protests this week across the country against Balenciaga.”

- Tucker Carlson.

Source:  Tucker Carlson.  Tucker Carlson Tonight.  The Fox News Channel.  December 5, 2022.

Carlson’s rant included a video.  Since Carlson wanted to prove his point, his video was, surely, from the biggest protest of all.  This protest occurred in New York City, outside of a Nordstrom store.

And, let me tell you, the crowd was big!  There were six people at this huge, gigantic, world historic rally.  Six people!

Who were these people?  From the looks of them, they don’t seem to have had anything better to do.  Maybe Carlson bought them a cup of coffee to stand outside of Nordstrom.  I don’t think they shop at Nordstrom.

Carlson is upset with an advertisement that Balenciaga ran on the Internet.  Balenciaga ran this ad briefly.  The ad was directed at upscale women.  Why was Carlson upset with Balenciaga’s ad?  Because, in the ad, a young girl ( who isn’t attractive ) is holding a teddy bear.  The teddy bear is, in fact, a women’s handbag.  It was Carlson’s opinion that the teddy bear was inappropriately dressed.

More than once, on more than one of his broadcasts, Carlson called Balenciaga’s ad “kiddie porn”.  Carlson did not say that Balenciaga’s ad was “akin to kiddie porn”.  He said that it was “kiddie porn”.

Child pornography is only the following:

1.  A lascivious display of the genitals.  ( However that’s defined. )

OR

2.  An image of someone engaging in sex.

The person shown in the image must be under 18 years old.

Tucker Carlson is a liar.  Worse, he’s a stupid liar.  More than once on his show, he’s claimed that pedophilia, so-called, has always been condemned.  Not so!  Even a cursory study of history shows that “pedophilia” has always existed.  The prophet Abraham had twelve wives.  Did he marry his wives all at once?  No!  He married them successively, over time.  

How old was a girl when Abraham married her?  She was likely 12 years old.  Why?  Because if Abraham didn’t marry the girl when she was 12, she’d have sex with someone else.  She’d get pregnant by someone else.  By the time she was in her mid-teens, she’d be the mother of several children - by someone else.

The CDC recommends giving vaccines that prevent sexual disease.  It recommends giving these shots to children at age nine.  Why?  Because our society expects that children will be having sex by around 10 years old.  Children aren’t certain to have sex at age 10.  But they might.  That’s why they need to be vaccinated at age nine.

By the way, if you’re 26 years old, or older, you can no longer get the vaccines that prevent sexual disease.  Getting the vaccines at age 26, or older, is “against CDC guidelines”.  The technical term for this is “aged out”.  

By age 26, you’re regarded as not needing the vaccines.  Why?  Because, according to the CDC, nobody in America who’s 26 years old, or older, is a virgin!  Everybody has had sex ( according to the CDC ).  Hence, you either didn’t get the vaccine, but had sex, and so you got infected.  Or, you got the vaccines ( at age nine ), and had sex, and therefore, you didn’t get infected.

CDC stands for the Centers for Disease Control.  It is “the national public heath agency of the United States”, according to Google.

References:

1.  “Most adolescents 9 through 14 years of age should get [ the ] HPV vaccine.” 

- HPV ( Human Papillomavirus ) Vaccine:  What You Need to Know, U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.  


2.  “Aged Out”

- UC San Diego Health After Visit Summary paperwork, the Health Maintenance Summary section.


3.  “The meningococcal conjugate vaccine ( MenACWY ) protects against four types of meningococcal bacteria ( types A, C, W, and Y ).  It is recommended for all kids and teens age 11 and older.  Some types of MenACWY are given to younger children … if they have a higher risk of getting meningococcal disease.”

- Nemours KidsHealth.  Article:  Your Child’s Immunizations:  Meningococcal Vaccines.

( I saved this article to the app called “Documents”, by Readdle.  “Documents” does not preserve the web site address. )


4.  “The meningococcal B vaccine ( MenB ) protects against a fifth type of meningococcal bacterium ( called type B ).  It is fairly new and not yet recommended as a routine vaccination for healthy people.  But some kids and teens who are at increased risk for meningococcal disease should get it starting from age 10.  Others who are not at increased risk may also get it between the ages of 16 and 23 ( preferably between 16 through 18 as that is when the risk of getting infected is highest ).”

( Because everyone who is between the ages of 16 and 18 is sitting at home, preserving her ( or his ) virginity. )

- Nemours KidsHealth.  Article:  Your Child’s Immunizations:  Meningococcal Vaccines.

( I saved the this article to the app called “Documents”, by Readdle.  “Documents” does not preserve the web site address. )


Historically, so-called “pedophilia” was an everyday part of life.  This can be easily discerned by consulting the following:

Web site:  en ( dot ) wikipedia ( dot ) org.  Article:  List of Child Brides.

Note that this list is of “females of historical significance who married under 18 years of age”.  The list does not include ordinary girls who married at an age that was younger than 18.  Also, this is a list of females who married.  It does not include every “minor” female who had sex with a so-called “adult”.

It is our era that is sexually perverted, by creating the prohibited category of sex known as “child sexual abuse”.  ( Ordinary intergenerational relationships. )

But, there is a solution:  keep yelling about “child sexual abuse”, “child molesters”, and “pedophiles”.  That’s what the Romans did, regarding the Christians.  That’s why we’re all pagans today.


SECRETS of a ( Junior ) GRAND MASTER

by Andrew Roller 

His name was Joe Muffler.  He’d once been a chess newbie like us.  Now, he was our executioner.  Every day, we boys lined up to challenge Joe Muffler to a game of chess.  In just a few moves, he’d beat each one of us.  Waiting to play Joe was like waiting to be guillotined.

That was in 1972.  I soon gave up chess.  I preferred the easier task, while others played chess, of convincing a devout church-goer that his belief in creationism was wrong.

It’s now 2022.  I’ve returned to playing chess.  So far, I just play against the computer at chess ( dot ) com.  But, I’m improving.  I’m doing well enough, against various computer opponents, to regard myself as a ( Junior ) Grand Master.  I’m proud to say that I can ( sometimes ) beat any computer opponent who’s ranked at 1000 or lower.

When I first returned to chess, I was awful.  If you’re a new or returning chess player, you’ll likely be awful too.  But only at first.  Here are some tips on how to win against the computer at chess ( dot ) com:

1.  Watch your opponent’s diagonal files.  That is, keep an eye on your opponent’s bishops, and his queen.  

It’s easy to spot an open vertical file, or an open horizontal file.  ( A rook moves in these directions. )  It’s also fairly easy to spot how a knight might move.  ( “One, two, over” is how I count out the three squares that a knight can move through. )  

( Always think of the knight as jumping to each of these squares.  That’s because, unlike other pieces, he can jump! )


2.  A king can’t castle when he’s in check.  Also, he can’t castle if he must move through squares in which he’d be in check.


3.  Familiarize yourself with the “En Passant” move.  It’s not so mysterious, once you understand it.  Remember:  your opponent’s pawn must have moved TWO squares, from his starting position.


4.  At chess ( dot ) com, a computer opponent who’s ranked at 1000 or less fails to protect his queen.  Always go for your opponent’s queen.  You’ll see the opportunity.  Then you’ll say, to yourself, “Never mind.  If I try that, my opponent will simply move his queen out of the way.”  

Except:  that’s not what happens!  Once you’ve captured your opponent’s queen, you stand a good chance of winning the game.


5.  “Make a run for the border.”  Often, when I’m losing, I rush one of my pawns to my opponent’s end of the board.  If I succeed, I can turn that pawn into a queen!  ( Or into a rook, a bishop, or a knight. )

Your opponent’s queen can stop your pawn, as he ‘makes a run for the border’.  But your biggest enemy, in this strategy, will likely be your opponent’s rook.  If your opponent parks his rook at his end of the board, his rook can capture any pawn that you send there.

However, for your opponent’s rook to capture your pawn ( at his end of the board ), that rook must be unobstructed.  For instance, if your opponent’s bishop is in the way of his rook, then his rook won’t be able to capture your pawn.

You may need to sacrifice one or two of your pieces to get rid of your opponent’s rook.  That is, when your pawn is ‘making a run for the border’, try to create a killing spree.  ( Or, in polite language, a ‘capture spree’. )  You need to get rid of your opponent’s rook!  

Also, be willing to suffer casualties as your pawn ‘makes a run for the border’.  I let my opponent capture my other pieces as I rush my pawn ‘to the border’.


SUMMARY

1.  Watch the diagonal files.


2.  Always go for your opponent’s queen.


3.  Rush one of your pawns to your opponent’s end of the board, so your pawn can become a queen!  

Then you, too, can call yourself a ( Junior ) Grand Master.


OVERHEARD

A great place to ball is at Balenciaga.


ARCANA

1.  On Kay being “fat”, and looking “pathetic”.  I have to assess Kay’s looks as they appear to me.  If you’re fat, and my opinion offends you, I apologize.  

The purpose of this article isn’t to trumpet politically correct views.  All that political correctness mostly does is invert everything.  Normal men are horrid.  Men who pose as women ( and visit little girls’ bathrooms as women ) are deities.  I’m not writing to follow the herd, and invert everything.

( Though I don’t mind writing to pervert a few things! )


2.  SL550 on Playboy magazine’s content, in the prior decade:

“Towards the end of the 2010's the magazine became an extension of the radical political left in the US with social justice as the message.  Men who buy Playboy do not buy it for these reasons... we buy it for the women.  It would be possible to thumb through these leftist opinions if there were any gorgeous gals in this rag!  But Playboy now feels the pressure to include bald, overweight, stretch marked ‘women’ on their pages.  What a waste of high quality paper”.

Source:  SL550 wrote a review at amazon ( dot ) com.  His review is under the issue of Playboy that is labelled:

Playboy Magazine - Issue 51 / Winter 2020.


3.  The e-mail for Goodies magazine is:

goodiespublications@gmail.com


4.  Kay J’s page at onlyfans ( dot ) com is:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )


5.  All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.



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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller.  ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.   


I am http://andrewroller.com    


Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/    


I’m on paper at:  https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box.  In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”.  In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”.  This will bring up some of my pamphlets.  I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles.  I don’t recall all the titles I published under.  


I have no financial involvement in these resale items. 


A word to the wise:


1.  On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D.  Apple did this abruptly.  Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me.  ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )


The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content.  The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.


I complained to Apple.  Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”.  No further information was given.  Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.  


You can read more about this in prior issues of ARSE.


2.  On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )  On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription.  Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.  


I complained to Only Fans.  There was no refund.  I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.


This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 237


Arcana:  This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 237, version 1.0


Date Written:  December 6, 2022.          Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead. 


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The magazine that Big Tech BANNED multiple times… lives!

ET 236                                  

Editorial Thunder presents...

Carlson Wins Award

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CARLSON Wins AWARD

by Andrew Roller

Each year, people win awards.  There are the Oscar awards and the Peabody awards.  There’s the Pulitzer, and the Nobel Prize.

It’s time for ARSE to give an award.  It awards the biggest loon that I’ve had the misfortune to watch on my iPad.

That award goes to Tucker Carlson, of the Fox News Channel.  Here’s how Carlson won:

1.  He cares nothing for the children of Ukraine.  They can be raped, murdered, maimed, starved, denied water, and frozen.  Carlson continues to damn giving them aid.  He continues to mock those who try to help.

2.  Meanwhile, Carlson spent Thanksgiving week railing against a teddy bear.  The teddy bear appeared in an Internet ad that was directed at upscale women.  In Carlson’s view, the teddy bear was inappropriately dressed.

Carlson is a loon.  Somehow, he managed to worm his way onto Fox News.  There, when he’s not railing against a teddy bear, he’s damning transgendered people who are trying to help their communities. 

Congratulations, Carlson!  You win ARSE’s Outhouse Award!  You are hereby entitled to a month’s supply of toilet paper.  Come by anytime to pick it up.  I hope you don’t mind wiping your ass with printed transcripts from your show.


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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller.  ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.   


I am http://andrewroller.com    


Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/    


This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 236


Arcana:  This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 236, version 1.0


Date Written:  November 27, 2022.          Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead. 


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The magazine that Big Tech BANNED multiple times… lives!

ET 235                                  

Editorial Thunder presents...

Alisa I. at Hegre.com

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Plus:  After maturity.

And:  The best way to avoid a high heating bill.

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ALISA I. at HEGRE.com

by Andrew Roller


“I'm shocked!  Shocked to find that gambling is going on in here.”

- Claude Rains, as Captain Renault.  In the 1942 film, “Casablanca.


In 2019, I was actually shocked.  My dumb phone had become unusable.  I’d bought a new phone.  By happenstance, it was an Apple iPhone.

I discovered that naked people were on my iPhone.  I may have been shocked, but I was also thrilled.  If you live alone, as a male, you need naked females on your phone.

The first nude Internet female that I fell in love with was Alisa I.  If you have a penis, you probably know exactly who I’m talking about.  Alisa I. is Hungarian.  As stated on indexxx ( dot ) com, she has an “amazing body”.

In 2019, I knew nothing about porn sites.  There are many porn sites on the Internet.  I’ve learned the following about them.

The top porn site on the Internet is the metartnetwork ( dot ) com.  The metartnetwork ( dot ) com includes a dozen web sites.  All of these are either owned by, or have been purchased by, the Met Art Network.  The web sites are the following:

1.  Domai.

2.  Erotic Beauty.

3.  Errotica Archives.  ( Yes, it has two r’s. )

4.  Eternal Desire.

5.  Goddess Nudes.

6.  MetArt.

7.  MetArt X.

8.  Rylsky Art.

9.  SexArt.

10.  Stunning 18.

11.  The Life Erotic.

12.  Viv Thomas.

You can subscribe to one or more of the above sites individually.  I don’t recommend this.  If you like Alisa I., you’ll find that photos of her are spread across five sites at the Met Art Network.  ( Which I like to call the Me Tart Network. )

So, subscribe to the Me Tart Network.  At the time that I subscribed, I paid about $350.00 for a yearly subscription.  That’s a lot of money.  It’s the highest price that I’ve found, so far, for a yearly subscription to a porn site.  However, the Me Tart Network has been in business since 1998.  It is an active site, that continues to add new girls.  The Me Tart Network is what Playboy, under Hugh Hefner, was in the 20th century.  

If you want to save money, wait until Thanksgiving.  That is when many web sites offer discounted memberships.  I did not wait until Thanksgiving.  I subscribed to the Me Tart Network in the spring.  However, the Me Tart Network was running a sale.  I was able to join at a discounted price. 

Whenever you set about joining a site, look for pre-checked offers.  Uncheck these.  Doing so, I’ve yet to be disappointed.  With regard to a pre-checked offer, I find that I don’t need it.  It never adequately describes what it is.  It costs a lot of money.

You can always add the pre-checked offer later.  After you subscribe, the web site will remind you, more than once, about its pre-checked offer.  

In addition to the dozen Me Tart Network sites listed above, the Me Tart Network has three additional sites.  These are:

1.  ALS Scan.  This is described as follows:

“ALS Scan delivers the hottest, wildest girls in the world.  Rule #1:  All ladies are shaved.  Rule #2:  There are no rules!  Fisting?  Peeing?  Public Sex?  Lesbian?  Crazy insertions?  See it all, and more, at ALS Scan!”

My analysis of the above is as follows, based on what I’ve seen at other Me Tart Network sites:

A.  The featured “ladies” are adult ladies.  ( Not cute girls. )  Many of the ladies may be actual lesbians.  I have no interest in looking at adult ladies who are actually lesbians.


2.  Love Hairy.  This is described as follows:

“Love Hairy features the most gorgeous women exposing their natural beauty.  Alluringly erotic, unshaved hairy girls curated from the MetArt Network.  Experience the essence of female beauty in all of its natural glory.”

My analysis:  Yuck.


3.  Straplez.  This is described as follows:

“Strapon Sex was never this hot!”

My analysis:  I worry that this site consists of actual lesbians.  Some of the women may not be very attractive.

Perhaps you’ve heard of Stella Cardo.  She’s a voluptuous Russian blonde.  There is content featuring Stella at one of the above sites.  I’m speaking of the three Me Tart Network sites that don’t come with your subscription to the Me Tart Network.  

I haven’t felt a need to subscribe to the extra Me Tart sites, to get the Stella content.  Why?

1.  There is, apparently, just one Stella video at one of the extra sites.  My understanding is that this video is at ALS Scan.  There is no Stella content at the other two extra sites.


2.  I’ve yet to find out how much a subscription to an extra site costs.  The Me Tart Network offered me a subscription to any of its three extra sites for “just $9.95”.  However, they did not say what the length of my subscription would be.  Would it be for one day?  For one month?  Or forever?


3.  There is an abundance of Stella content at the Me Tart Network.  I’m speaking, here, of the sites that come with your subscription to the Me Tart Network.  You have a big job ahead of you just downloading what is available.  

Let’s say that you subscribe to the Me Tart Network.  Then, you subscribe to each of the three “extra” sites.  Are you done spending money?  No!  Last summer, Me Tart began sending me e-mails.  Each e-mail featured a particular girl.  She was in a “special” film that “didn’t fit” into ANY of the Me Tart web sites.  Hence, if I wanted to see her, I had to pay extra.  I think the price was $4.95 for a “private” movie of her.  ( Me Tart was aping the new colossus in the porn market, onlyfans ( dot ) com. )

Fortunately, none of the girls that Me Tart told me about were of interest to me.  At least one of the girls was downright ugly.  Me Tart showed me a photo of her asshole.  That did not increase my desire to buy.

I haven’t received any such e-mails from Me Tart lately.  Perhaps they stopped sending them.  Or, possibly, I unsubscribed from such offers.

Despite such practices, on the part of the Me Tart Network, I still recommend a subscription to the Me Tart Network.

Alisa I. is known as “Alisa Amore” at the Me Tart Network.

What is the second best porn site on the Internet?  I feel that it is femjoy ( dot ) com.  I subscribed, for a year, for about $75.00.

There is a lot of Alisa I. content at Femjoy.  I feel that the Alisa I. content at Femjoy is slightly better than the Alisa I. content at the Me Tart Network.  However, if you’re a fan of Alisa I., you’ll want to join both sites.

What is the third best porn site on the Internet?  There are probably several contenders.  One is surely hegre ( dot ) com.

Alisa I. is known as “Alisa” at Hegre.  I joined Hegre this week.  ( Thanksgiving week. )  I subscribed to Hegre as it was conducting a “Black Week” sale.  The “Black” in “Black Week” stands for “Black Friday”, when prices are deeply discounted.  I bought a lifetime membership on Hegre for $399.00 dollars.  

When I began joining porn sites, and downloading content, I only had an iPhone.  My advice:  don’t join porn sites with an iPhone.  A phone’s screen is quite small.  The information that you need to view, when subscribing, may not all be visible.

Later, I subscribed to porn sites using an iPad.  This is an acceptable way to subscribe.  You’ll be able to view all of the information that you need to see when subscribing.

However, I don’t recommend downloading content with an iPad.  This is especially so if you’re going to download many photo galleries, and many videos.  ( Which is exactly what you’ll be doing, as a new subscriber. )  Problems arise when you try to download lots of content with an iPad.  Also, the process is slow.

You may decide to download content with an iPad anyway.  If you do, first go into “Settings” on your iPad.  In “Settings”, scroll down to “Safari”.  Tap on “Safari”.  There, find “Downloads”.  Make sure that you see “On My iPad”.  This will download content ( from any web site ) directly to your iPad.  ( Not to iCloud Drive. )

DO NOT download to “iCloud Drive”!  Doing so is an extremely slow and cumbersome process.  You’ll encounter many problems.

Worse, Apple “Abuse” snoops into your iCloud account.  I was storing photos and videos from ( legal ) porn sites in my iCloud Drive.  Apple’s “Abuse” staff turned off my Apple I.D. four times.  The fourth time that Apple did this, they refused to turn my Apple I.D. back on.  As a result, I lost a great deal of my content in my iCloud Drive.  This was my private content.  I had not shared it with anyone.  I only got my Apple I.D. back by writing to the California Attorney General.

( In the event, I still lost much of my content.  You can read about my entire ordeal in prior issues of ARSE. )

If you’re out of space on your iPad, don’t resort to iCloud.  You need to buy an iMac.

I now have an iMac.  An iMac is much more powerful than an iPad.  Also, an iPad is not built to handle the use that I was giving it.  When I just had an iPad, I used it for everything.  As a result, I had numerous problems with my iPad.  Twice, it crashed.  ( Completely ).  I had to erase my iPad and start over.  ( I back my iPad up to iCloud. )  

With my iMac, I can download lots of content from porn sites.  I can do this quickly.

I still have my iPad.  It now runs very smoothly.  That’s because I use it as a secondary computing device.  I no longer give it heavy use.

You may wonder if you need an iPad at all.  I find that it’s very helpful to have one on hand.  I can’t afford to buy two iMacs, and place them side by side.  Nor do I have the space to do so, on my small table.  I do have space for my iMac, my iPad, and my iPhone, all on my table.  Having three screens available to me is quite helpful.

The information about my ability may seem like a digression.  In fact, it’s not.  It’s background to the following statement:

I found it remarkably easy to join Hegre.  Hegre had no pre-checked offers.  I joined, and I immediately began downloading content featuring “Alisa”. 

Hegre has 37 photo galleries of Alisa.  Hegre has three films of Alisa.  For each film, there is:

1.  The film itself.


2.  A “trailer” of the film. 


3.  A gallery of photos from the film.  Each of these “film” galleries has about a dozen photos. 

When you enter the section for each film, make sure you download all three of the above.

It is possible to join Hegre and download all of Alisa’s content in under an hour.

A caveat:  When you set about joining a web site, write down everything on each page that you are presented with.  Don’t move on to the next page until you’ve written down everything.  I’m speaking of things like Hegre’s phone number, your membership I.D., and your password.  Since I’m a life member of Hegre, I am now a ‘creditor’ of the company.  That is:  they owe me; I don’t owe them.  Hence, I need to know my membership information, or I lose my right to access their web site.

Hegre will show you a password before you pay them.  Then, you’ll pay them ( using your credit card ).  Afterwards, Hegre will show you your password again.  It will look similar to what you’ve already written down.  In fact, it will be subtly different.  Make sure that you note the changes to your password!  Otherwise, you’ll be trying to access Hegre with the wrong password.

Also, check your e-mails.  Hegre will send you information about your membership, in two different e-mails.  Screenshot these e-mails.  Put your screenshots someplace safe.

So far, my review of Hegre is 100 percent positive.  It is very easy to join.  It is very easy to download ( lots of ) content.  Is there any negative aspect to joining Hegre?  Sadly, there is.

At the Me Tart Network, a photo gallery of “Alisa Amore” will have between 69 and 120 photos.

At Femjoy, a photo gallery of “Alisa I.” will have about 35 photos. 

At Hegre, a photo gallery of “Alisa” will have between 45 and 67 photos.  Unfortunately, many these galleries are bland studio sessions.  That is, in a given photo, you just see Alisa.  She’s not wearing anything.  She’s standing in a bland space.

It may seem odd to complain that Alisa is naked.  Isn’t that the whole point?  Yes, but I value a ( traditional ) Playboy approach to nude photography.  It’s fun seeing a “nude” girl wearing something.  ( Though not something that hides her important parts! )  Total nudity can be boring.  In fact, seeing a bare Alisa in a bland setting makes a long photo gallery seem short!  That was my emotional reaction, upon seeing Alisa’s photo galleries at Hegre.  “All of these galleries are too short!” I complained to myself.  “And they’re boring!”

In fact, not all of Alisa’s photo galleries are boring.  Anything featuring her in “Ibiza” is great.

Hence, I can provide the following summary regarding Hegre:  

1.  It’s very easy to join.  

2.  It’s very easy to download.  

3.  With regard to Alisa, you won’t get much that’s worthwhile.  

4.  However, anything showing Alisa in Ibiza is great.


A yearly membership to Hegre costs $75.00.  It’s worth $75.00 to obtain Alisa’s photos, and videos, from Ibiza. 

At Hegre, I’ve only looked at content featuring Alisa.  Hegre has other content too.  I have not had time to look at it yet.

Some porn sites on the Internet are zombies.  This is the case with the web site collegegirlsgonebad ( dot ) com.  The site exists.  You can join, and view content.  ( No downloads. )  However, nothing new is being added.  

Hegre is named for Petter Hegre.  He’s a photographer.  He is, apparently, the owner of hegre ( dot ) com.  Hegre was born in 1969.  He’s still alive and, apparently, working.  So, as best I can tell, Hegre is not a zombie web site.  It continues to add new content.

I recommend joining Hegre.  Note that, if you become a life member, your membership lasts “as long as the site is active”.  This is according to Hegre’s biller, CC Bill.


OVERHEARD

After maturity comes death.


AND IN THE END…

Question:  What’s the best way to avoid a high heating bill this winter?

Answer:  Global warming.


ARCANA

1.  The quote about Alisa I.’s body is from the “Tags” section on her page at Indexxx ( dot ) com. 


2.  For more on the Me Tart Network, see the article “MetArt”, at en ( dot ) wikipedia ( dot ) org.


3.  For more on Petter Hegre, see the article “Petter Hegre”, at everipedia ( dot ) org. 


4.  A one month subscription to hegre ( dot ) com costs $19.95.  ( During “Black Week”. )  As best I can tell, this membership will allow you to download all of Alisa’s content at Hegre.  

I never buy a one month subscription.  I feel that I need at least a year to learn what content a porn site contains.

Also, if the site continues to add new content, new girls are always appearing.  

I feel that it’s best to subscribe to a porn site for the longest term possible.  This is especially so if there’s inflation.  The price that you pay now will renew on a yearly basis.  It will not increase.  If you hop in and out of porn site subscriptions, you’ll always be paying the ( then ) current price.  Such a price will also be the highest price.


5.  On the nationality of Stella Cardo:

At her page at indexxx ( dot ) com, you see the flag of Ukraine.  However, “guest” writes the following, in Indexxx’s “Comments” section:

“Correction to BIO , She is from Chelyabinsk, Russia, Born 20 may1995 - Ukraine identity is fake”.

Copied verbatim.  This comment was posted on November 17, 2022.


6.  Price comparison:  The porn site watch4beauty ( dot ) com is selling a lifetime membership for $399.00.  ( Just like Hegre is. )


7.  On inflation’s effect on your subscription fee:  In ARCANA number four, above, I stated:

“The price that you pay now will renew on a yearly basis.  It will not increase.”

However, deep in the Watch 4 Beauty web site, I found the following:

“K Production s.r.o., in its sole discretion and at any time, may modify the Subscription fees for the Subscriptions.  Any Subscription fee change will become effective at the end of the then-current Billing Cycle.

“K Production s.r.o. will provide you with a reasonable prior notice of any change in Subscription fees.”

Source:  the “Legal” section of Watch 4 Beauty.

The price increase of any subscription does not apply to a lifetime membership.  Of that, Watch 4 Beauty writes:

“Access site lifetime forever.  One time payment.  No rebills”. 

( I added periods to the above phrases. )

I am not a customer of Watch 4 Beauty.


8.  On iCloud Drive:

iCloud Drive is visible directly on my iPad.  It is accessed via my “Files” app.  What do I ( now ) keep in iCloud Drive?

A.  An extra copy of my most important files.  I am always aware that this is just an extra copy.  Apple can turn off a customer’s Apple I.D. at any time.  This makes content that is in iCloud Drive unavailable. 


B.  Photos that I like to look at.  I can’t view my iPad’s content with my iPhone.  However, I can view content in iCloud Drive with my iPhone.  So, if I like a photo a lot, I copy it to iCloud Drive.


C.  I back up my iPad to iCloud. 

I do my best to make sure that as much of my iPad’s content as possible is also copied to my iMac.  I have little spare memory on my iMac.  So, in fact, I copy this content to two external hard drives. 

The only content that I can be certain that I own, that Apple cannot destroy, is on:

a.  My iMac.  ( As DOWNLOADED files.  Not “optimized” to iCloud. )


b.  On my two external hard drives.


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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller.  ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.   


I am http://andrewroller.com    


Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/    


I’m on paper at:  https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box.  In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”.  In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”.  This will bring up some of my pamphlets.  I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles.  I don’t recall all the titles I published under.  


I have no financial involvement in these resale items. 


A word to the wise:


1.  On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D.  Apple did this abruptly.  Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me.  ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )


The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content.  The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.


I complained to Apple.  Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”.  No further information was given.  Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.  


You can read more about this in prior issues of ARSE.


2.  On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )  On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription.  Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.  


I complained to Only Fans.  There was no refund.  I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.


This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 235


Arcana:  This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 235, version 1.0


Date Written:  November 26, 2022.          Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead. 


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The magazine that Big Tech BANNED multiple times… lives!

ET 234                                  

Editorial Thunder presents...

e-Bay Bans Brooke Shields

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Plus:  A marketplace for the marginalized.

And:  Kay J:  marred for the holidays.

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e-BAY BANS BROOKE SHIELDS

Political correctness bans photos that are half a century old.

by Andrew Roller


In 2019, I was new to the modern Internet.  I went to amazon ( dot ) com.  There, I found photos for sale.  They were of actress Brooke Shields.  My favorite photos of her are her “yellow” photos.  ( The photos have a yellow background. )  These photos were, apparently, taken by photographer Garry Gross.  My understanding is that these photos, plus others by Gross, got Brooke her role in the film, “Pretty Baby”.  

In “Pretty Baby”, Brooke plays a 12 year old prostitute.  Brooke is routinely mentioned as being 12 years old in “Pretty Baby”.  In fact, she was 11 years old.  In her photos by Gross, she’s 10.

I bought two photos of Brooke on Amazon.  Due to a lack of money, I didn’t buy any of her yellow photos.  Recently, I looked for them on Amazon.  None are there.  I was sad.

A week ago, I happened upon e-Bay.  I’m not sure how I got there.  I rarely frequent it.  ( Due to a lack of experience with the Internet. )  ( If I’m on the Internet, I’m probably publishing something.  This despite the attempts, by many Big Tech companies, including Apple, to silence me. )

The rule for Modern Man is:  Do not speak!  Just consume!  

On e-Bay, I found two photos of Brooke Shields.  They were her yellow photos!  ( Not the whole collection, just two. )  I was thrilled.  I bought her photos.  I then proceeded to buy a bunch of other Brooke Shields memorabilia, but it was those two yellow photos that I valued most.

I have now received the yellow photos.  The seller included a note.  It reads:

“e-Bay has just removed these photos, which have been listed for years.  I offer many more photos of Brooke which either have been removed by or were never listed on e-Bay, including from her movie ‘Pretty Baby’.  If you are interested in getting thumbnails of what is available, e-mail me.”

The note is signed by “Don”.

Don’s e-mail address is:

lance22a@gmail.com

Don’s mailing address is:

Donald Zagorski

21 West Parkway Drive

Schererville, IN 

46375-2161

“IN” stands for the state of Indiana, in the United States of America.

I researched Don’s note.  He is correct.  e-Bay has removed Brooke’s yellow photos.

e-Bay gave no reason as to why they removed Brooke’s photos.

I researched this matter on e-Bay.  Here’s what I found:

“We may have to remove a listing if it violates our policies”.

Source:  e-Bay / Customer Service / Removed listings.

Note e-Bay’s use of the term “have to”.  e-Bay doesn’t “have to” do anything!  Brooke’s yellow photos are legal!  

There’s more:

“To keep e-Bay a safe place, sometimes we remove listings that violate our policies.”

Source:  e-Bay / Customer Service / Listing policies.

There is nothing “unsafe” about Brooke’s yellow photos!  e-Bay’s “policies” are akin to the Nazi policy of keeping Germany “safe”, by killing the Jews!  ( Plus killing the Slavs, the disabled, gays, artists, writers, pastors, political critics, etc. )

There’s more:

“We don't allow listings that include images or descriptions of minors ( anyone under 18 ) in a compromising situation, even when the listing is not intended to be sexual in nature.”

Huh?  What is “a compromising situation”?  e-Bay doesn’t say.  e-Bay does say the following:

“e-Bay may use broad discretion when removing items that depict minors.”

In other words, politically correct censors can ban listings ( items offered for sale ) to force their views on others.

There’s more:

“We don’t allow listings with the following …

“Images of minors who are not fully clothed”.  ( No period. )

Huh?  No swimsuit photos?!  

What constitutes “fully clothed”?  Doesn’t it depend on the context?  Being “fully clothed” for the beach is different from being “fully clothed” for bed.  Being “fully clothed” for bed is different from being “fully clothed” for church.  ( And some people don’t wear very much to church! )

Why is e-Bay obsessed with clothing?  For most of human history, and prehistory, people were naked.  Even “minors” were naked.  Did civilization collapse?  No!  Those humans tamed fire, invented the wheel, and created civilization!

There’s more:

“We don’t allow listings with the following …

“Modeling photos of minors, even when the subject is fully clothed”.  ( No period. )

Source:  e-bay / Customer Service / Protecting minors policy.

Many “modeling photos” of Brooke remain for sale on e-bay.  In many of these photos, Brooke is a “minor”.

Brooke’s yellow photos are half a century old.  It is outrageous that e-Bay has banned these photos.

If you want photos of Brooke, I recommend contacting the seller directly.  Don isn’t the only person who sells photos of Brooke.  I also bought photos of Brooke from the following sellers:

The Movie Market

Ken Gresty

32244 Paseo Adelanto

Suite C

San Juan Capistrano CA

92675

“CA” stands for “California”, in the United States of America.

Also:

PAC Empire

P.O. Box 9

Eola, IL

60519-0009.

“IL” stands for “Illinois”, in the United States of America.


A MARKETPLACE for the MARGINALIZED

by Andrew Roller

I would be happy to create a page on my web site where legal content is offered for sale.  To qualify, please meet the following conditions:

1.  The content is legal.  ( I don’t agree with the laws against so-called “child pornography”.  However, I have no influence to change them. )

2.  Your item was banned by a web site like e-Bay.

3.  You didn’t list your item because you feared e-Bay would ban it.

4.  Your item falls under the category of “child”, “children”, “young girls”, “teen”, “teens”, “teenager”, or “Lolita”.

5.  I am not really interested in handling items featuring boys.  If you have no where else to go, I’ll do what I can to help.

This is a free service for a limited time.  There is no guarantee that I will list your item.  Any exchange of money is between the seller and the buyer.  I make no warranty, express or implied, about any transaction’s success.

Some years ago, I agreed to publish people’s poems.  I was soon swamped by poems.  I can only publish information about items for sale if I have the time to do so.


KAY J:  PIERCED And TATTOOED

by Andrew Roller


“In a moment I’ll pierce you, O,” Anne-Marie said.

- The Story of O.  By Pauline Reage.  ( Not Reagan! )  Random House Publishing Group.  New York, New York.  United States of America.  Copyright 1965.  Original copyright:  1954.  Page 158.  Amazon Kindle.


Kay J is a porn star.  In Editorial Thunder issue number 233, I mentioned that Kay got her “labia” pierced.  I can now provide more specific information.  Kay’s left labia minora was pierced.  That is, one of the inner lips of her vulva was pierced.  She was pierced through the part of her lip that hangs down the most.

Google writes:  “The vulva has two folds of skin.  The outer folds are called the labia majora.  The inner folds are called the labia minora.  These skin folds protect the opening of the urethra and the vagina.”

Kay posted a photo of her pierced labia on January 6, 2022.  She posted it to her Only Fans page.  

I noticed her piercing at the time.  However, I convinced myself that her piercing was somehow a “clip on”.  “No way would Kay pierce her cunt,” I said to myself.

Prior to November 4, 2022, Kay got her tongue pierced.  She posted a video of her pierced tongue to her Only Fans page on November 4, 2022.

Kay’s video of her pierced tongue got me thinking.  I re-examined the photo of her pierced labia.  ( She’s only posted one photo of her labia with the piercing in it. )

Kay’s labia is clearly pierced.  Look between her legs.  On the left, you’ll see the jewel end of her piercing.  The jewel is violet.  It’s in a gold setting.

Now, look to the upper right ( by the jewel ).  The needle end of her piercing is there.  The needle end is now capped by a small bell-shaped object.  The bell-shaped object is also violet.  It’s in a gold setting.  The setting for the bell-shaped object has three sharp points.  These aren’t sharp enough to cut.  But they do make the bell-shaped object look kinky.

Now, look above the bell-shaped object.  You’ll see the bar that joins the bell-shaped object to the jewel.  The bar clearly pierces Kay’s left labia minora.

Now, look on the left side of Kay’s ( left ) labia minora.  You’ll see the bar coming out of the far side of her ( left ) labia minora.  It joins with the jewel.

On March 11, 2021, Kay got a large tattoo on her upper back.  It’s her first ( and only ) tattoo.  It’s centered over her spine.  The tattoo extends onto the back of her neck.

A spinal tattoo is considered to be very painful.  On a ‘pain scale’ of one to 10, a spinal tattoo is a nine.  Level nine pain is severe.  It is a disabling level of pain.

Being pierced is painful.  An ear lobe piercing is the least painful piercing to endure.  Can you guess what the most painful piercing is?

I’ll bet you did.  It’s the one that Kay chose as her first piercing.  It’s a genital piercing.

Blue Banana ( bluebanana ( dot ) com ) writes:

“According to our customers, the top 10 most painful piercings to get are: 

“1.  Genitals”.

Blue Banana continues: 

“Although the pain from [ a genital ] piercing can be the most intense, it is over very quickly.”

Then, of course, the piercing must heal.  Google writes:  “A labial piercing takes between one to four months to heal.”

Blue Banana writes:

“It’s important to remember that [ a genital ] piercing … will need extra care and attention during the healing process.  [ This is ] due to the area being at risk of infection.”

The area is at risk of infection since Kay urinates and defecates in this area.

Kay’s boyfriend may have been out of luck during this time.  Blue Banana writes:

“Avoid sexual activity until the soreness has stopped”.  

( Blue Banana does not say how long the soreness lasts. )

Yet, Kay may have kept her boyfriend satisfied.  On February 6, 2022, she posted a photo of herself on her Only Fans page.  In this photo, she has sperm on her face, and on her tongue.  So I guess she’s good at giving blow jobs!

Now, Kay’s tongue has been pierced.  How much did this hurt?  

Blue Banana has a list of body parts.  With regard to how painful it is to have each body part pierced, Blue Banana lists them from the least to the most painful.  Having one’s tongue pierced is in the middle of this list.

Blue Banana continues: 

“Having your tongue pierced … is actually quite bearable.”

Blue Banana continues:

“Tongue piercings can have more of an after-effect than other piercings.  This is … because they often swell considerably, causing very short-term difficulties with speech, eating, and general comfort.  Because of this, think wisely about when would be the best time to get your piercing done, avoid times when you will be required to speak and maybe stick to a weekend so you have time for the swelling to go [ down ] before you have to go to work / school.  Fortunately, this swelling should go down within days and provided you follow your piercer’s aftercare instructions, tongue piercings heal very well and quite quickly.”

How long will it take Kay’s tongue piercing to heal?  Google writes:

“Healing usually takes 3 to 4 weeks.”

To aid in the healing process, Google recommends that the pierced person:

“Minimize talking during the first few days”.

Have you ever complained that your girlfriend talks too much?  Here’s your answer:  get her tongue pierced!


KAY J:  MARRED for the HOLIDAYS

by Andrew Roller

Kay J’s back was tattooed on March 11, 2021.  She was born on March 21, 1996.  Hence, Kay was tattooed for her birthday.

( She allowed time for the open wound, caused by her tattoo, to heal. )

I dreaded what Kay would do to herself at Christmas.  In Ukraine, Christmas is celebrated on January 7th.  Many Ukrainians celebrate New Year’s Day on January 14th.  Sure enough, just in time for Christmas, Kay had her labia pierced.  She posted a photo of it on January 6, 2022.

Kay did not mar herself for her 26th birthday.  We can, perhaps, thank Vladimir Pukin’ for that.  ( Russia invaded Ukraine on February 24, 2022. )

But, with regard to marring herself, Kay couldn’t wait until Christmas, or until her next birthday.  She had her tongue pierced on Halloween.  She posted a video of her pierced tongue to her Only Fans page on November 4, 2022.

My comment about Kay getting her tongue pierced on Halloween is a guess.  It’s based on the time that Blue Banana says it would take for a tongue, that’s swollen because it was pierced, to return to a normal appearance.

Did Kay go to a piercing party on Halloween?  Did she go to a piercing party just prior to Christmas?  I don’t know.  I wondered the same about her tattoo.  However, a tattoo isn’t a brand.  ( Don’t get any ideas, Kay! )  It took six to eight grueling hours for Kay’s back to be tattooed.  The following hours, and days, were quite uncomfortable for her.

( Based on my research about tattoos.  See prior issues of ARSE for more. )

I liked Kay best when she had no bodily modifications.  ( She was this way through age 25. )  Sure, she had a baby, but she’s a porn model.  It’s not unsurprising, to me, that a girl who does porn gets pregnant!  Also, pregnancy is a natural condition.  It’s the whole point of sex.

I am able, I guess, to tolerate the fact that Kay got her labia pierced.  However, if Kay wears a piercing in her labia minora, will the piercing make this part of her labia hang down more?  I would not like that.  Before her piercing, Kay’s labia minora hung down beyond her labia majora by a little bit.  Her labia looked sexy.  It did not look unsightly.  However, I’ve seen girls, in photos, who have labia minora that hang down far.  So far, in fact, I begin to wonder if the girl has a penis!  I don’t like that.

Similarly, I suppose I can tolerate Kay’s tongue being pierced.  It looks erotic.  I can’t render an opinion on how it feels.  However, if Kay’s boyfriend is unavailable, or if she desires to have my opinion, my penis is available!

Nonetheless, there is a problem.  ( No, my penis is not too small to go in Kay’s mouth. )  I recall what was said about presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, in 2008:

“She’s running out of real estate.”

Clinton was expected to win the Democratic Party’s nomination for President of the United States.  But, as she campaigned from state to state, she kept losing to Barack Obama.

Kay has run out of real estate in which to get pierced.  She has a perfect navel.  I don’t want to see it pierced.  Nor do I want to see her nose pierced.  I absolutely do not want to see her nipples pierced.  It’s exciting to see a girl’s nipples poking out from her breasts.  A pierced nipple lessens this effect.  ( The distance between the tip of a girl’s erect nipple, and a piercing, is LESS than the distance between the tip of her erect nipple and her areola. )

I am absolutely against a female being tattooed.  Perhaps a female can get away, aesthetically, with a slim, encircling ankle tattoo.  However, even a tattoo such as this is stupid.  If you want something slim around your ankle, put it on.  That is, put it on as an item of apparel.  Then, if you don’t like it, or if you get bored with it, you can take it off.  Kay is stuck with a giant eyeball staring out of her back for the rest of her life.  ( Plus two triangles, and a jungle. )

This is the best maxim for a female like Kay J to follow:

“Perfection needs no improvement!”

I mentioned this to Kay during the time that I was a subscriber to her Only Fans page.  She ignored me.


KAY J:  SAFE at HOME?

by Andrew Roller

Kay J is a porn star.  She lives in Kyiv, Ukraine.  However, from March 7, 2022, through October 15, 2022, she lived in Poland.

Russia’s attacks on Ukraine have damaged many places, including Kyiv.  A concerned fan will wonder:  was Kay able to return to her apartment in Kyiv?

The answer is yes!  

On January 22, 2022, Kay posted a photo of herself in a bathtub.  It’s a white free-standing bathtub.  It has a unique rim.

On November 9, 2022, Kay posted a photo of herself in a bathtub.  It’s the same bathtub!

You might argue that this is an old photo.  However, in her photo of November 9, 2022, the electricity appears to be out.  The bathroom has deep black shadows.  Due to Russia’s attacks on Ukraine, Kyiv is currently suffering from periodic power outages. 

In her photo of November 9, 2022, Kay is wearing a black band on her left wrist.  I wondered if this was a BDSM item.  I have concluded that it’s her Apple watch.

While she was in Poland, Kay acquired a green Apple watch.  This fall, she’s been wearing a black Apple watch.  I compared Kay’s photo of November 9, 2022, with a photo that she posted, from Poland, on May 13, 2022.  ( She posted the photo on her Only Fans page. )  In her photo of May 13, 2022, Kay is wearing her green Apple watch.

Kay’s green Apple watch and her black Apple watch are identical, except for their colors.  Hence, my conclusion is the following:  in her photo of November 9, 2022, Kay is wearing her black Apple watch.

This means that Kay’s photo of November 9, 2022 is new.  She did not own any Apple watch on January 22, 2022.  ( The date of her prior bathtub photo. )

On February 13, 2022, Kay posted a photo of herself to her Only Fans page.  It’s a photo of her in her apartment in Kyiv.  In this photo, Kay is wearing a “sunny” ( yellow ) dress.

Look at the wall behind her.  The wall has white wallpaper.  The wallpaper has light grey diamonds on it.

On November 7, 2022, Kay posted a photo of herself to her Only Fans page.  In this photo, Kay is wearing her red plaid schoolgirl skirt.  Look at the wall behind her.  The wall has white wallpaper.  The wallpaper has light grey diamonds on it.

On December 25, 2020, Kay posted the first photo of herself in her schoolgirl skirt to her Only Fans page.  This photo is captioned:

“Like my new skirt ??”

In her photo of November 7, 2022, Kay’s schoolgirl skirt is frayed.  ( Look above her vulva, and slightly to your right, to see where her skirt is frayed. )

In her photo of November 7, 2022, Kay is wearing her black Apple watch!  ( It’s on her left wrist; just like in her bathtub photo of November 9, 2022. )

A further examination of her photos reveals that the same daybed is in her old, and in her new, photos.  A daybed can be moved.  However, the wall of a room cannot be moved.

Therefore, Kay was able to return to her apartment in Kyiv. 

Let’s hope that this war ends soon, so that Kay can enjoy her apartment - with all the amenities of home.


AND IN THE END…

“Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.

When you gonna give me some time, Sharona? …

Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch

Of the younger kind. …


“Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.

Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona.

Keeping it a mystery gets to me

Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona …


“When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.

It is just a matter of time Sharona”.


- The Knack.  From their song “My Sharona”, released in 1979.

Source:  Google, quoting Musixmatch.


ARCANA

1.  e-Bay is unsure about how to spell its name.  e-Bay spells its name as both “ebay” and as “eBay”.  I looked up e-Bay’s name on Google.  That is, I asked Google how to spell “ebay”.  Google spells it as “e-Bay”.  I applied this usage throughout my article, even when quoting e-Bay.


2.  For some reason, e-Bay fails to end many of its sentences in its “Protecting minors policy” with a period. 


3.  “Child pornography” is defined as the following:

A.  A lascivious exhibition of the genitals.

B.  A depiction of sexual intercourse.

C.  The model is under 18 years of age.

This is my understanding of the matter.  I am not a lawyer. 

The United States Supreme Court banned “child pornography” in 1982.  However, it didn’t bother to define “child pornography” until 2002.  In the intervening decades, many people were put in prison for “crimes” that, under the Supreme Court’s ( eventual ) definition, weren’t crimes. 


4.  “Child pornography” references:

A.  New York v. Ferber, 458 U.S. 747, 764 (1982).

B.  Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition, 535 U.S. 234 ( 2002 ).

Of the above case, The New York Times wrote:

“There was agreement on both sides … that art depicting sexual activity by minors, even sexual abuse of children, does not automatically run against ‘community standards’ of decency. 

“Two recent, highly acclaimed films were cited to make that point, ‘American Beauty’ and ‘Traffic’.

“Justice Kennedy also cited an earlier work of art.  ‘Both themes; teenage sexual activity and the sexual abuse of children; have inspired countless literary works,’ he wrote.  ‘See Romeo and Juliet.’”

Source:  https://www.nytimes.com/2002/04/16/national/supreme-court-strikes-down-ban-on-virtual-child-pornography.html

“Romeo and Juliet” is not in quotation marks in the source.

C.  An article from a legal perspective, on so-called “child pornography”, is:

“Child Pornography:  Constitutional Principles and Federal Statutes”. 

Web site: 

https://www.everycrsreport.com/reports/95-406.html

( EveryCRSReport ( dot ) webarchive ).

D.  Many articles about so-called “child pornography” impose the author’s ( highly negative ) view of the subject on the article.   When reading about “child pornography”, always distinguish between the author’s opinion, and the texts that he ( claims to be ) citing. 

Asking most internet authors about “child pornography” is like asking Adolf Hitler what he thinks of the Jews.


5.  On the labia:  

I used the following Google search term:  “parts of the labia”.


6.  On the time required for a pierced labia to heal:  

I used the following Google search term:  “does a labia piercing hurt”.


7.  On the time required for a pierced tongue to heal:

I used the following Google search term:  “time required for a tongue piercing to heal”.


8.  Most of my quotations from Blue Banana come from the following article:  “Which Piercings Hurt the Most ( or Least )!”  The article is by Blue Banana.
I obtained one quote by Blue Banana from another page on their web site.


9.  Blue Banana is “one of the UK’s largest piercing chains.”

UK stands for “United Kingdom”.  That is, for England.

I have no reason to doubt Blue Banana’s information.  However, one should note that they make their money by doing piercings.  So, asking them about piercings is like asking a dog lover what he thinks of dogs.  ( They’re great!  They bark when you’re sleeping, they try to masturbate on you, and they shit all over your yard!” )


10.  On the date that Ukrainians celebrate New Year’s Day:

Source:  https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/ukraine/orthodox-new-year

Some Ukrainians celebrate Christmas on December 25.

January 1st is a public holiday in Ukraine, to celebrate New Year’s Day.


11.  On October 15, 2022, Kay J posted the following to her Only Fans page:  

“Kyiv was shelled recently (I live there).”

Kay’s statement, above, is part of her caption that accompanies her posted photo.  In this caption, Kay’s English is quite good.  This means that her caption may have been written by her de-facto husband.  See prior issues of ARSE for more. 


12.  All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.  The same applies to anyone whom I mention who is reportedly associated with Kay J, such as her “de-facto husband”.


13.  Kay J’s page at onlyfans ( dot ) com is:  ukaybb.


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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller.  ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.   


I am http://andrewroller.com    


Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/    


I’m on paper at:  https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box.  In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”.  In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”.  This will bring up some of my pamphlets.  I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles.  I don’t recall all the titles I published under.  


I have no financial involvement in these resale items. 


A word to the wise:


1.  On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D.  Apple did this abruptly.  Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me.  ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )


The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content.  The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.


I complained to Apple.  Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”.  No further information was given.  Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.  


You can read more about this in prior issues of ARSE.


2.  On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )  On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription.  Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.  


I complained to Only Fans.  There was no refund.  I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.


This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 234


Arcana:  This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 234, version 3.0


Date Written:  November 21, 2022.          Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead. 


“And it was all yellow”.

- Coldplay.  From their song, “Yellow”.     


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The magazine that Big Tech BANNED multiple times… lives!

ET 233                                  

Editorial Thunder presents...

Cultural Influences on Kay J

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Plus:  iPad fire hazard!

And:  Establishment Republicans on Trump.

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CULTURAL Influences on KAY J

by Andrew Roller

Kay J is  a porn star.  She was born on March 21, 1996.  Kay was born in Kyiv, Ukraine, where she has lived her entire life.  ( She moved to Poland for seven months during this ongoing war. )

In prior articles, I’ve written that Kay appears to have a predilection for bondage.  ( Also known as BDSM, or as S & M. )  What cultural artifacts may have influenced Kay’s predilection for bondage? 

“Cultural artifacts” is a term that is used by anthropologists.  It refers to any human made object.  A rock is not a cultural artifact.  However, a rock that has been shaped into a spear point is a cultural artifact.

In this article, I’m not speaking of found objects left by a past culture.  I’m speaking of items in our current culture.


CULTURAL ARTIFACTS:

1.  The song “S & M”, by Rihanna.  

“S & M” is on Rihanna’s album called “Loud”.  “Loud” was released on November 12, 2010.

Source:  Google.

Kay J was 14 years old in 2010.

“S & M” was released as a single on January 21, 2011.

“S & M” was released as a music video on February 1, 2011.

Source:  en-academic ( dot ) com.  ( A part of Wikipedia. )  Article title:  “S & M ( song )”.

Though the year had changed, Kay J was still 14 years old.

Rihanna said, “I like to take charge, but I love to be submissive ... being submissive in the bedroom is really fun.  You get to be a little lady, to have somebody be macho and in charge.  That's sexy to me.”

Source:  Ibid.

The above statement, by Rihanna, can be applied to Kay J.  Based on my research, this is exactly who Kay J is.

A remix of “S & M” was released on April 11, 2011.  The remix includes Britney Spears.

Source:  Ibid.

Kay J was now 15 years old.

The “Spears” version of “S & M” is much hotter.  Its lyrics include the following:

“I like it, like it …

“c’mon, c’mon, c’mon…

“Feels so good being bad…

“There’s no way I’m turning back ( Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh )

“Now the pain is my pleasure ‘cause nothing could measure…

“The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more…

“‘Cause I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it

“Sex in the air, I don’t care, I love the smell of it

“Sticks and stones may break my bones

“But chains and whips excite me…

“Just one night full of sin…

“Feel the pain on your skin…

“Tough, I don’t scream mercy

“It’s your turn to hurt me…

“If I’m bad, tie me down…

“Shut me up, gag and bound me…

“‘Cause the pain is my pleasure

“Nothing comes better…

“S-S-S and M-M-M

“Oh, I love the feeling you bring to me

“Oh, you turn me on

“It’s exactly what I’ve been yearning for

“Give it to me strong

“*And meet me in my boudoir*

“Make my body say ah, ah, ah

“I like it, like it…

“S-S-S and M-M-M”.

Source:  genius ( dot ) com.  [ Now loaded with annoying, endlessly streaming, advertisements. ]

Based on my research, the above is an exact description of Kay J’s personality.


2.  The book, “Fifty Shades of Grey”.  Date of release:  June 2011.  ( Released as an e-book, and as a print-on-demand book. )  “Fifty Shades of Grey” was “acquired by Vintage Books in March 2012.”.  ( Vintage Books is a large publishing house. )

Source:  en ( dot ) wikipedia ( dot ) org.  Article title:  “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

Kay J was 15 years old in 2011.  She turned 16 in March of 2012.


3.  The movie, “Fifty Shades of Grey”, by E. L. James.  Date of release:  February 11, 2015.  ( Released at the Berlin International film festival. )  The movie was released in an IMAX format on February 13, 2015.

Source:  Google.

Kay J was 14 years old at this time.

“‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving BDSM ( bondage / discipline, dominance / submission, and sadism / masochism ).”

Source:  en ( dot ) wikipedia ( dot ) org.  Article title:  “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

“Fifty Shades of Grey” became a franchise.  Many sequel books and movies were released in subsequent years.  Kay J was a teenager during most or all of this time.

Here’s a sample of “Fifty Shades of Grey”:

“It feels like I’ve time-traveled back to the sixteenth century and the Spanish Inquisition …

“The first thing I notice is the smell:  leather, wood, polish with a faint citrus scent.  It’s very pleasant, and the lighting is soft, subtle.  In fact, I can’t see the source, but it’s around the cornice in the room, emitting an ambient glow.  The walls and ceiling are a deep, dark burgundy, giving a womb-like effect to the spacious room, and the floor is old, old varnished wood.  

“There is a large wooden cross like an X fastened to the wall facing the door.  It’s made of high-polished mahogany, and there are restraining cuffs on each corner.  Above it is an expansive iron grid suspended from the ceiling, eight-foot square at least, and from it hang all manner of ropes, chains, and glinting shackles. 

“By the door, two long, polished, ornately carved poles, like spindles from a banister but longer, hang like curtain rods across the wall.  From them swing a startling assortment of paddles, whips, riding crops, and funny-looking feathery implements.

“Beside the door stands a substantial mahogany chest of drawers, each drawer slim as if designed to contain specimens in a crusty old museum.  I wonder briefly what the drawers actually do hold.  Do I want to know?  In the far corner is an oxblood leather padded bench, and fixed to the wall beside it is a wooden, polished rack that looks like a pool or billiard cue holder, but on closer inspection, it holds canes of varying lengths and widths.  There’s a stout six-foot-long table in the opposite corner—polished wood with intricately carved legs—and two matching stools underneath. 

“But what dominates the room is a bed.  It’s bigger than king sized, an ornately carved rococo four-poster with a flat top.  It looks late nineteenth century.  Under the canopy, I can see more gleaming chains and cuffs.  There is no bedding…just a mattress covered in red leather and red satin cushions piled at one end. 

“At the foot of the bed, set apart a few feet, is a large oxblood chesterfield couch, just stuck in the middle of the room facing the bed.  An odd arrangement … to have a couch facing the bed, and I smile to myself—I’ve picked on the couch as odd, when really it’s the most mundane piece of furniture in the room.  I glance up and stare at the ceiling.  There are carabiners all over the ceiling at odd intervals.  I vaguely wonder what they’re for.  Weirdly, all the wood, dark walls, moody lighting, and oxblood leather makes the room kind of soft and romantic … I know it’s anything but; this is Christian’s version of soft and romantic.  

“I turn, and he’s regarding me intently, as I knew he would be, his expression completely unreadable.  I walk farther into the room, and he follows me.  The feathery thing has me intrigued.  I touch it hesitantly.  It’s suede, like a small cat-o’-nine-tails but bushier, and there are very small plastic beads on the end.  

“‘It’s called a flogger.’  Christian’s voice is quiet and soft.”

Source:  Fifty Shades Trilogy Bundle, by E. L. James.  Pages 93 - 95.  Amazon Kindle.  The quote, above, is from the first book:  “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

( I broke the above quote into more paragraphs than the book has.  I did this for readability. )

Perhaps you recall the book “Twilight”, by Stephenie Meyer.  It was published on October 5, 2005.  It too became a franchise, spawning additional movies and books.  Google defines “Twilight” as “Romance, fantasy, young adult fiction”.

E. L. James liked “Twilight”.  She wrote “Fifty Shades of Grey” as an X-rated version of “Twilight”.  She gave it away for free, on the Internet.  When it proved popular, she began to sell “Fifty Shades of Grey”.  Then corporate America got involved.  It made “Fifty Shades of Grey” a worldwide commercial success.

I’ve been alive for almost 62 years.  During that time, I’ve been told the following:  the threat to “our” children is single White men.  But who wrote “Twilight”?  A woman!  Who wrote “Fifty Shades of Grey”?  A woman!  Who made “Fifty Shades of Grey” globally popular, including to teenaged Kay J?  The “good” people; namely, people who go to work every day, in corporate America.  Some lonely, unemployed guy in a room didn’t influence Kay J.  “Hard” ( ahem! ) working Americans did.  Women did. 

So much for the notion that if we only locked up more single White men, “our” children would be “protected”.

Christian Grey is a billionaire.  He can afford to build a ( supposedly soundproofed ) torture dungeon.  Most people can’t.  Likely, this included Kay J, especially when she was a teenager.

Kay J bears whip marks in a number of her films.  Most notably, she bears whip marks in the films “Wet Dreams” and in “Dreaming”.  These films are at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com.

According to published data, Kay was 20 years old when “Wet Dreams” and “Dreaming” were filmed.  However, I feel that she may have been 19 or 18 years old when these films were made.  ( See prior issues of ARSE for more. )

“Wet Dreams” and “Dreaming” are not bondage films.  Their intent is simply to portray Kay in the nude.  Kay was whipped prior to the filming of “Wet Dreams”.  ( “Dreaming” appears to have been filmed a day after “Wet Dreams”.  Kay does not have any new whip marks in “Dreaming”.  Some of her existing marks have vanished. )

( Kay has bruises, as well as whip marks, in “Wet Dreams”. )

Kay probably wasn’t whipped in her home.  People would have heard the whip hitting her body.  They would have heard Kay’s screams. 

Therefore, Kay was whipped in a torture dungeon.  That is, she was whipped in a place akin to a nightclub. 

What was this experience like for Kay?  Specifically, what is it like to party in a torture dungeon?

“Generally, there is an area for drinking and socializing, an area for changing into more appropriate attire ( such as fetishwear ), and an area for ‘play’ or sexually arousing activities.”

Source:  The article, “Play party ( BDSM )”.  Wikipedia.

You may, of course, “dress” in revealing garb before going to such a play party.  If so:

“Respect the host’s discretion and cover yourself with a jacket or dress on your way over.”

Source:  The article, “How to Rock Your First BDSM Play Party”.  By Autostraddle.  ( I saved this document to ‘Documents by Readdle’.  It did not save the web site address. )

“Some clubs do not allow ‘sex’ / masturbation / penetration - others do.  Some allow drinking 21+ others do not.  I’ve seen weekends rotated too.  One week 21+ other week 18+ …

“Sometimes ‘dance’ events / conventions large parties happen …

“The club / dungeon must keep us coming back.  So different styles of events happen every weekend. …

“There will usually be ‘themes’ like the prom, leather, ’authority’ ( police / military / spy ).  You dress up, have fun, then have sex or do something sexy. …

“The submissives squared off to see who was the strongest, could take the flogger the longest or ‘deep throat’ the best. …

( Curiously, the Free Dictionary only defines “deep throat” as “an anonymous source of secret information”.  ( Referring to the Watergate scandal. ) )

“When you see two or more people ‘playing’ at a club it is called a ‘scene’.  Many people are open to playing with others. …

Source:  Tony Schwartz.  Article title:  “What really happens in BDSM clubs?”  Quora ( dot ) com.

( In this article, I lightly edited Schwarz’ comments for readability.  My edits corrected spelling, added paragraph breaks, added spaces, altered the case of letters, and altered punctuation marks.  The text itself, and its meaning, is unaltered. )

If someone has the money, he can install a torture dungeon in his home.  Schwartz writes about this:

“Private parties are in someone’s home or ‘owned’ location.  These are pretty open.  Though everyone there is better vetted ( you are a guest in a home; someones actual house, warehouse or business ). …

“These are themed:  Slave [ and ] Master; High Protocol; Impact; Spanking, Flogging; Electricity; Orgy, or many concepts.”

In the above quote, one concept isn’t self-evident:  “high protocol”.  Schwartz explains this.  He does so from the submissive’s point of view.  ( That is, from Kay J’s point of view: )

“High protocol:  He will tell me that it IS high protocol.  In the high protocol, I generally won’t make eye contact, unless He instructs me to look into His eyes when answering a question.  I won’t use any of the furniture.  I will stay close to Him.  Forget [ reading a ] book, [ watching ] T.V., and everything.  

“He generally will put a cushion down on the wooden floors and I will kneel or sit there.  I won't speak unless spoken to.  He might get up and make a coffee and tell me to be in a position that He can view me [ in ] or He will instruct me on making [ the coffee ].  

“I will answer as, ‘Yes, Master’.  Manners are extremely important.  If say for instance [ that ] I need to go to the bathroom, I will wait and look up and say, ‘Master’.  When He acknowledges me I ask what I need to and wait.  Don’t forget to say ‘Thank you, Master’ … and then quickly go do what I need to do and come back.

“Bedtime routine:  He will say time for His slave to get ready or He might decide that I need to shower Him and dry Him off or He might decide I will shower and He will wait for me.  It's all up to Him.  So you need to be able to adapt really quickly.  It's not run as a scripted scene so your attention has to be on your Dominant and [ His ] needs at all times.

“I will definitely be kneeling waiting in the bedroom or in inspection position. … I won't have to be told.  So unless He gives me a position that is the position I will be in.

“MoC [ unintelligible ] tends to be extra critical.  A position is never ever in perfect place.  He will adjust and tell me to try harder.  He expects perfection even though we both know it isn't possible.  It's not to make me feel bad but to feel that extra sense of striving for the best. …

“High protocol:

Power exchange is more visible.

Speech restrictions.

Eye restrictions.

Movement restrictions.

Use of titles.

Generally won't use any furniture.

The focus is completely on the Dominant.

No distractions allowed.

The wants of the submissive are completely pushed aside.

You live and breathe to serve the Dominants needs and wants as perfectly as you can.”

Schwarz now writes about BDSM, generally, from the master, or sadist’s, point of view:

“I like [ to inflict ] humiliation, pain, [ and ] degradation.  I like my partner allowing me to force their bodies to do things they normally would not do:  … orgasm, squirt [ a female orgasm that includes urination ], cry, tremble, shake, gag, choke, sweat, even vomit or urinate.  I enjoy knowing [ that she is ] my canvas, [ that she is ] allowing me to control [ her ] body in any way I want for as long as I find it entertaining or amusing.  [ Her ] purpose at that time is to please me or allow [ herself ] to be used by me in a way others might find entertaining / interesting. …

Hence, the above is taking place in a club setting, or in a home that’s hosting a party. 

Schwartz continues:

“Within [ her ] consent / agreement until [ she gives a ] safeword, I can do what I want while [ she pushes herself ] to allow me to enjoy it for as long as possible.”

A “safeword” is a request by the masochist to the sadist to stop, or to slow down.  A “safeword” can be interpreted as an order.  However, in the case of Kay J, she was whipped while she was bound, and possibly gagged.  She may even have been hooded.  In such a state, a “safeword” is, ultimately, a request.  ( On why I think Kay J was bound, see prior issues of ARSE. )

( In prior issues of ARSE, I found that Kay J likely engaged in “breath play”.  That is, she submitted to being strangled, to heighten the pleasure of her orgasm.  This practice can result in death. )

“I could hardly persuade myself, before I saw it with my eyes, that there could be found … souls so cruel, who for the sole pleasure [ of it, would torture someone to ] enjoy the pleasant spectacle of the gestures and motions, the lamentable groans and cries of a man [ or woman ] in anguish.”

- The “16th century French thinker Montaigne”.  Quoted in the book, “The Instruments of Torture”, by Michael Kerrigan.


MORE on “PLAY Parties” ( BDSM Events )

“Make sure you’ve eaten and are hydrated; BDSM expends a whole lot of energy and adrenaline, so proper nourishment will help prevent an intense crash. …

“A lot of parties will have alcohol and snacks, which both support the general social gathering atmosphere and fit into the play party environment.  Snacks are great for keeping blood sugar up before or after a scene.  Alcohol is obviously a social lubricant that can lower inhibitions that could hinder you from interacting with that gorgeous power bottom, but don’t overdo it! …

“If you don’t have anyone to come with [ Ahem! ] but are still feeling too awkward or not freaky enough to hang, I have one immutable truth to share with you:  kinky people are all nerds, and most nerds are awkward.  People in kink scenes who go to play parties choose to be in those spaces because they’re very passionate about their interests or fetishes, which is nerdy by definition.  I can guarantee you that any given play party is full of people, both new and experienced, who feel just as socially awkward or anxious as you do.”

Source:  The article, “How to Rock Your First BDSM Play Party”.  By Autostraddle.  ( I saved this document to ‘Documents by Readdle’.  It did not save the web site address. )


UPDATED Kay J BIO

by Andrew Roller

Kay J has made the following alterations to her body:

1.  March 11, 2021.  Kay got a large tattoo on her upper back.  It’s centered over her spine.  The tattoo extends onto the back of her neck.

2.  January 6, 2022.  Kay got her labia pierced.  ( This date is when she posted a photo of her piercing on her Only Fans page. )

3.  November 4, 2022.  Kay got her tongue pierced.  ( This date is when she posted a photo of her piercing on her Only Fans page. )  


iPAD FIRE HAZARD!

by Andrew Roller


“There is fire in our walls.”

- A quote on humanity’s conquest, and use, of fire.


I own an iMac and an iPad.  My iMac is a standard electrical device, like a T.V.  To power my iMac, I plug its cord into an electrical socket.  ( In the wall. ) 

I can plug my iPad into an electrical socket.  However, I was warned by an Apple employee, in 2019, that if I left my iPad plugged into a wall, continuously, I would destroy its battery.  

To use my iPad, I have to charge, or be charging, its battery.  ( As is the case with an iPhone. )  

My iPad charging cord used to be plugged into an extension cord.  The extension cord was plugged into an electrical socket.

That’s no longer the case.  My iPad’s charging cord is now plugged into the back of my iMac.

When I plug in my iPad, it makes one “dinging” sound.  This sounds like a bell.

About a month ago, something strange began to occur.  I would plug my iPad into the back of my iMac.  My iPad would “ding”.  Then, it would ding again.  It would ding again.  It would ding again.  Each time it went “ding”, it would begin, again, the process of transferring new photos from my iPad to my iMac.

What was wrong?  I researched this problem on the Internet.  Other iPad owners have had this problem.  However, nobody had an answer.

I ignored the dinging sounds that my iPad now ( always ) made, when I plugged it into my iMac.

Today, my iPad refused to charge.  Whenever I plugged it into my iMac, the following happened:

1.  My iPad began to charge.

2.  Then, it stopped.

3.  Then, it began to charge again.

4.  Then, it stopped.

5.  It refused to charge any further.

Fortunately, I’d read somewhere that cables can sometimes go bad.  With my usual paranoia, when it comes to an excuse to spend money, I’d loaded up on cables of various sorts.  I have a whole bag of them.  Some are redundant, several times over.  However, when I went to my bag of cables, I found that I had just one extra charging cable.  I had one power adapter for my charging cable.  ( A power adapter is what a charging cable plugs into, if you want to charge your iPad by plugging it into an electrical socket. )

I plugged my spare charging cable into my iPad.  Then, I plugged my charging cable’s power adapter into my extension cord.  

This worked!  My fears of having to trek to the Apple store with a broken iPad ended.

My original iPad charging cable was still plugged into the back of my iMac.  I dislike having to move my iMac.  I have a small desk, and my iMac is positioned exactly how I want it to be.  If I move it, I then have to arrange how it sits on my desk again.

I decided to check my iPad’s original charging cable.  I swung my iMac’s screen toward me, hoping that I wouldn’t have to move the iMac itself.

I looked at my iPad’s original charging cable.  To my horror, the cable was damaged!  The white plastic part of the cable was ruptured.  The silver cable that’s inside of the white plastic was partly broken.

A cable in this condition is a fire hazard.  Since this cable was still plugged into the back of my iMac, which is always powered, electricity was flowing in that cable!  The electricity was flowing to the point of the break in the cable.  The electrified wire inside of the cable was exposed.

Fortunately, the break in the cable was high up in the cable, near to where it plugs into the back of my iMac.  So, the exposed part of the cable was in contact only with the air.  ( Not, say, a carpet. )

I have no pets.  No one has been in my room.  I do not handle items roughly.  Furthermore, I’ve been using electrical cables, as a consumer, for nearly 62 years.  I’ve never encountered a ruptured electrical cable before.

The cable that ruptured is made by Apple, Inc.  It came with my iPad.

Here’s a rule that I learned decades ago.  The rule applies to Apple.  ( Then known as Apple Computer. )

The rule:

1.  Buy your computer from Apple.

2.  Do not buy anything else from Apple!  Buy any peripherals, spare cables, etc., from third party manufacturers.  They are always better quality.  They always give you more for your money.   ( My spare iPad charging cable is much sturdier than the cable that came with my iPad.  It’s also much longer. )

Apple does not make top quality products.  It makes “good enough” products.  Or, in the case of its iPad charging cable, it makes a shoddy product.  Its iPad charging cable could burn down your home.


ADDITIONAL POINTS

The 2021 iMac is not the 1980s Apple Macintosh.  Within the limits of its technology, I could do whatever I wanted to with my 1980s Macintosh.  ( During the 1980s and 1990s, I owned three different models of Macintosh. )  I could, for instance, copy all of my applications to an external hard drive.

That’s not the case with my iMac.  On an iMac, only user-created items can be copied to an external hard drive.  My applications are “stuck” on my iMac’s hard drive.  If that fails, I lose all of my applications.  I also lose all of my books in my Apple “Books” application.

Whenever I restart my iMac, I have to remember a secret code.  I have to input this code, correctly, to regain access to my iMac.

Whenever I delete a photo, I have to input the same code.  I have to input it to gain access to the folder, in “Photos”, that’s called “Recently Deleted”.

I am required to have an Apple I.D.  Apple can terminate my Apple I.D. at any time, for any reason.  ( Which Apple has now done four times, to me. )

Additionally, if I have to input my Apple I.D., I must then input my Apple I.D.’s password.

As usual, Apple sold me an underpowered iMac.  This despite the fact that I bought the largest iMac that Apple sold at the time.  My iMac has 16 gigabytes of RAM.  It should have 32 gigabytes.  My iMac has a two terabyte hard drive.  It should have at least a four terabyte hard drive.

Due to the low amount of RAM, I have to constantly limit how many applications I open.  ( On my iMac. )  On my iPad, I can open a seemingly unlimited number of applications.  

I was forced, by Apple’s stinginess, to buy two external hard drives.  I keep all of my user created items on them.

My advice:  your two external hard drives should contain identical content.  That way, if one fails, you’ll still have all of your content on the other drive.

In my case, I stupidly bought a two terabyte external hard drive.  I thought that this was the largest ( legitimate ) hard drive that was available.  In fact, a four terabyte hard drive is available.  As a result, I have a two terabyte external hard drive, and a four terabyte external hard drive.  Each contains the same content.  However, I have some additional content on my four terabyte hard drive.  This is content that I ( guess ) I could live without if this hard drive fails. 


MORE POINTS

My external hard drives are made by “LaCie”.  There is a problem with this drive.  The problem occurs in the following way:

1.  I put my iMac to sleep.  I do this often, to avoid screen “burn in”.  Screen “burn in” consists of a residual image that appears on your screen.  It does so because you let the image stay on your screen too long.  For example, if you’re always looking at the same image of naked Brooke Shields, at age 10, you might get screen “burn in”.  Looking at such a photo of Brooke also, reportedly, grows hair on your palm. 


2.  When I awaken my iMac, I get the following notice:

“Disk Not Ejected Properly

“Eject ‘LaCie’ before disconnecting or turning it off.”

If you don’t eject your disk properly, you can lose all of the data on your disk.  Or, you can corrupt all of the data on your disk.

I get the above notice from one, or both, of my external hard drives.

Some time ago, whenever I got this notice, I would unplug my LaCie drives.  This is a laborious process.  My LaCie drives are plugged into a “hub”.  The “hub” is plugged into the back of my iMac.

However, I didn’t used to have a “hub”.  I plugged my ( then ) lone LaCie drive directly into the back of my iMac.

In both configurations, I had the same problem.  That is, whenever I awakened my iMac, I got the “Disk Not Ejected Properly” notice from my LaCie drive.

So, this problem occurs whether your LaCie drive is plugged into a hub, or into your iMac.

As best I can tell, this is a software glitch.  The following happens when I awaken my iMac:

1.  I get a “Disk Not Ejected Properly” notice from one, or both, of my LaCie drives.


2.  One, or both, LaCie drives take a few seconds to appear, as icons, on my iMac’s screen.


3.  When I click on a LaCie drive, nothing is there.  Then, the word “Loading” appears.  The contents of my LaCie drive then appear.


4.  So far, none of my data on either LaCie drive has been lost or corrupted.

This raises a question:

Should I continue to ignore these notices from my LaCie drives?  Or is this problem like the “dinging” iPad problem?  Seemingly innocuous, but in fact a sign of danger?  I have no answer to this.

If I call Apple, they refuse to answer questions about my LaCie drives.  This despite the fact that Apple sold me my first LaCie drive.  

The only external drive that Apple sold, as of the time that I bought my iMac, was the LaCie drive.  Naturally, Apple sold the two terabyte drive, not a four terabyte drive.  Apple offered the LaCie drive directly beneath its iMac.  The LaCie drive was, in effect, offered by Apple in the manner that it offers any Apple-branded item.  ( As an add-on purchase, to your purchase of an iMac. ) 

Calling Apple doesn’t necessarily give you the correct answer.  I have gotten bad information from a number of Apple employees.  The information didn’t just come from the many obviously stupid employees that Apple has recently hired, as part of its “woke” agenda.  The bad information came from supposedly intelligent Apple employees, who sounded knowledgeable, and who spoke standard English.

A warning:  some Apple employees, particularly White men, are “back seat drivers”.  Such a person can’t directly control your computer.  However, he can speak in such a manner that you’re, in effect, forced to do what he says.  

DO NOT reflexively obey any Apple employee.  Read any prompt that your computer gives you.  Read it thoroughly.  Only do something if you’re sure, in your own ( limited ) experience, that it’s the right thing.

Apple is on a long slide toward oblivion.  You can doubt me on this, but look at Facebook.  Once dominant, it is now rapidly losing value.  As is often the case in such matters, Mark Fuckerberg is spending wildly as his company dies.

I recall “Penthouse” owner Bob Guccione spending wildly in pursuit of “cold fusion” as his magazine slid into obsolescence.  The owner of “Screw” magazine ( a newspaper )  spent wildly, on personal items, as his publication died.

Apple is a real company.  However, so is General Motors.  General Motors only exists because the United States government bailed it out, twice.

As for social media companies, note the following:

Compuserve gave way to America Online.

America Online gave way to My Space.

My Space gave way to Facebook.

Facebook gave way to Instagram.  ( So Mark Fuckerberg, to avoid competing with Instagram ( as he admitted ), bought Instagram. )

Instagram gave way to You Tube.

You Tube gave way to Tik Tok.  ( Which American Big Tech is now trying to get the United States government to ban. )

None of the above organizations were truly companies.  They were fads.  I remember the hula hoop.  Have you seen any hula hoops lately?  Today, a parent who permitted her preteen daughter to wiggle around in a hoop hoop, in public, would likely be arrested for “child endangerment”.

Sadly, before Apple dies, it will continue to make shoddy products that could burn down your home.


AND IN THE END…

ESTABLISHMENT Republicans on TRUMP

The year 2016:  We don’t want you!

The year 2022:  Thank you!  Go away!


ARCANA

1.  On spear points:

The “stone age” never ended.  We didn’t run out of stones.  We simply moved on to other, better ways to kill.

Currently, we live in the “oil age”.  We could someday run out of oil, but it’s unlikely.  We’ll probably move on to better ways to power our lives.  

However, the “Green New Deal” is a hoax.  Environmentalists hoped that we’d run out of oil.  Instead, we found better ways to extract oil.  Now, environmentalists are trying to ban the extraction of oil. 

It is very easy to conserve energy.  Did Americans always have the phone number 911?  Of course not.  Throughout most of America’s history, as America became a powerful nation, there was no 911.

You might ask, what do I do if my child is molested?  Don’t I need 911?  No.  Throughout most of America’s history, the so-called “age of consent” was much lower than it is today.  We can begin to conserve energy by getting rid of 911, and by chucking “age of consent” laws.


2.  On my use of the term “published data”:

“Published data” refers to data that is currently available.  The only way to truly know how old Kay J was, at the time that “Wet Dreams” and “Dreaming” were filmed, is this:  find out when these films were posted to alex-lynn ( dot ) com.  Sadly, this web site no longer exists.  

Keep these factors in mind:

A.  Alex Lynn operated two web sites.  He reposted content from one web site to the other.  When he did, he changed the names of his models to make people think that the model was a different person.

B.  The posting date of a video is not its date of creation.  A video’s date of creation will always be earlier than its posting date. 

C.  I have never seen the date of creation for any modern porn video.  

D.  The metartnetwork routinely alters a model’s age.  It does so to make her age match the date that it posted a particular video of her.  ( See prior issues of ARSE for more. ) 


3.  BDSM combines sex with a risk of bodily injury.  This includes permanent “injuries”, like scars.  BDSM can produce serious injuries.  However, BDSM practitioners are supposed to avoid such results.  In “Wet Dreams”, Kay J bears whip marks on, or near, her tailbone.  This is considered dangerous.  It’s to be avoided.  She also bears marks of the whip “wrapping” onto her right hip.  This isn’t dangerous.  However, it hurts so much that it’s avoided by most experienced players. 

Is there a definite “down side” to BDSM?  A study on the subject found one:

“The one negative trait observed was that BDSM practitioners had lower levels of agreeableness compared with others.”

Source:  The article, “BDSM:  How Does Role Play Work and What Kinds of Roles Do People Like?”  By Everyday Health.  ( I saved this document to ‘Documents by Readdle’.  It did not save the web site address. )

Kay J kicked me out of her Only Fans page.  My research indicates that she likely kicked out other fans too.  Few people leave comments, anymore, at Kay’s Only Fans page.  While she likes to play at being a submissive, she is, apparently, a dominant. 


4.  Roles in bondage:

A.  Doctor ( or nurse ) and patient.

B.  Teacher and student.

C.  Boss and employee.

D.  Master and slave.

E.  Client and stripper.

F.  Handyman and housewife.

G.  Photographer and model.

H.  Homeowner and maid.

I.  Police officer and criminal.

J.  Adult and child.

K.  Human and animal.

Source:  The article, “BDSM:  How Does Role Play Work and What Kinds of Roles Do People Like?”  By Everyday Health.  ( I saved this document to ‘Documents by Readdle’.  It did not save the web site address. )

Kay J has appeared, on her Only Fans page, as a schoolgirl.  She has also appeared as a nurse.

More roles:

A.  Kidnapper and victim.

B.  Law enforcement and prisoner.

C.  Owner and pet.

D.  Royal and commoner.

Source:  The article, “What is BDSM?  Fundamentals, Types and Roles, Safety Rules, and More”.  By Everyday Health.  ( I saved this document to ‘Documents by Readdle’.  It did not save the web site address. )  


5.  BDSM is nothing new. Among BDSM’s historical high points:

A.  Art and texts from ancient Greece and Rome show physical pain being used as an erotic stimulus, per the book “An Illustrated History of the Rod”, by William M. Cooper, first published in 1868.

B.  The “Kama Sutra”, the revered Sanskrit text on sexuality written in India about 2,000 years ago, describes six appropriate places to strike a person with passion and four ways to do it. It also has chapters titled “Scratching”, “Biting”, and “Reversing Roles”.

C.  The Marquis de Sade, a French aristocrat who lived from 1740 to 1814, wrote a variety of erotic novels and short stories involving being beaten and beating others.  Eventually the author’s name gave rise to the term “sadism”.

D.  Similarly, the term “masochism” is derived from the name of Austrian nobleman and author Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, whose 1870 novel “Venus in Furs” describes a dominant-submissive relationship.

E.  Back in 1953, a Kinsey Institute study found that 55 percent of women and 50 percent of men were aroused by being bitten.  

F.  And even pre-“Fifty Shades of Grey”, 36 percent of U.S. adults reported having had sex using masks, blindfolds, or other forms of bondage.

Source:  The article, “What is BDSM?  Fundamentals, Types and Roles, Safety Rules, and More”.  By Everyday Health.  ( I saved this document to ‘Documents by Readdle’.  It did not save the web site address. )  ( ARCANA number five, above, is copied verbatim.  I did not write it. )


6.  “‘People always ask if it’s normal to be interested in BDSM,’ says Michal Daveed, a spokesWOMAN for The Eulenspiegal Society, a nonprofit organization in New York City that describes itself as the ‘oldest and largest BDSM support and education group’ in the country.

“‘Normal is a funny word to describe a really widespread and diverse humanity.  If your definition of normal is how many people are doing this, it’s way more people than you may think,’ says Daveed.  ‘And if your definition of normal is ordinary, the BDSM world is full of ordinary people whose sexuality happens to be hardwired a particular way.’

“One landmark 2008 study backs Daveed up. …

“[ BDSM participants ] were no more likely to have been coerced into sexual activity and were not significantly more likely to be unhappy or anxious.  Indeed, men who had engaged in BDSM scored significantly lower on a scale of psychological distress than other men. 

“‘Our findings support the idea that BDSM is simply a sexual interest or subculture attractive to a minority, and for most participants not a pathological symptom of past abuse or difficulty with “normal” sex,’ the researchers concluded.”

Hence, Kay J doesn’t have a predilection for bondage because she suffered “abuse” as a child.

“Researchers found that … BDSM [ participants ] tended to report fewer sexual problems than the general population.”

( The participants were both male and female. )

“‘People engaging in BDSM … know what they like, and they do it.  This has a positive outcome on their sexual experiences and on the overall quality of their lives.

“Many people think it’s a pathology or a perversion to, say, want to be spanked hard and to be happy about that. … We each develop our erotic fantasies from our different tastes, experiences, and curiosities, beginning in childhood and lasting until the end of our lives. …

“Some people find in BDSM a way to be free, to get wild, to let go, and to play a different role from their everyday lives.  And if they get satisfaction … why should it be abnormal? …

“Seeking the pain-pleasure connection is not unique to the BDSM community.  Think of athletes who push past physical comfort to experience a ‘runner’s high’, or people who chase thrills by engaging in dangerous extreme sports, like skydiving.  Think of the bliss that aficionados of super spicy food experience when biting into a pepper sets their mouth on fire, or the rush of fear that riding a roller-coaster or watching a horror movie can bring. 

“‘The same chemical cocktail of endorphins, dopamine, and other hormones that make those experiences pleasurable to some makes BDSM … wonderful to others,’ says clinical sexologist Francesca Gentille [ a WOMAN ]. … ‘I like to compare sexual preferences to taste in food.  Most of us don’t like bland food, but we have a range of how spicy we like it.’”

Source:  The article, “What is BDSM?  Fundamentals, Types and Roles, Safety Rules, and More”.  By Everyday Health.  ( I saved this document to ‘Documents by Readdle’.  It did not save the web site address. ) 


7.  I ordered the following from Amazon today.  ( The item has not arrived yet ):

Type C Charger - 25W Fast Charging Wall Plug Block and 10 foot USB C to USB-C Cable Cord 2 Pack, Super USBC Power Adapter Brick Cube for Samsung Galaxy [ and ] iPad Pro 12.9 [ or iPad Pro 11 ].


8.  If you use external hard drives, don’t bother with “Merge”.  Prefer “Replace”.  I found that “Merge” creates, over time, a mess.  

If you use “Replace”, you produce an identical copy of what you copied.  If you use “Merge”, you wind up with multiple copies of an item.  That’s because the slightest change to any file name is seen, in “Merge”, as a wholly new item.

Example:  I’ll have a file called “mystory”.  If I later change the file name, I might call it “mystory1”.  If I change the file name again, I might call it “mistori” or “MyStory”.  “Merge” regards each of these as a new, separate file.

As you work on your contents, you’ll like “improve” file names.  Or, you’ll move your files around.  Remember to do the same thing on your second external hard drive.


9.  Once you have two identical external hard drives, do the following, from then on:

A.  When you want to work on a document, copy it to your iMac.  ( From an external hard drive. )  Copy the document to your iMac’s desktop.  You can put it into a folder on your desktop, if you wish. 

B.  Work on the document.

C.  Then, copy the document to one external hard drive.  ( Use “Replace”. )

Then, copy the document to your second external hard drive.  ( Use “Replace”. )

If you’ve changed your document’s file name, do the following:

Throw away the previous, older file on each of your external hard drives.  ( Do “Action” > “Move to Trash” within the LaCie drive’s window.  This sends the document to your iMac’s trash can. 

Don’t slide the previous, older document to your iMac’s trash can.  That COPIES it to your iMac, and then sends it to your iMac’s trash can.  It does not remove the previous, older document from your LaCie drive. 

10.  My method of handling data, using external drives, is tried-and-true.  In the 1990s, I bought a Macintosh.  Its hard drive was small.  I soon bought a larger external hard drive.  Later, I bought a second, still larger, external hard drive.


11.  All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.


12.  Kay J’s page at onlyfans ( dot ) com is ukaybb.  ( No period. )


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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller.  ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.   


I am http://andrewroller.com    


Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/    


I’m on paper at:  https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box.  In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”.  In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”.  This will bring up some of my pamphlets.  I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles.  I don’t recall all the titles I published under.  


I have no financial involvement in these resale items. 


A word to the wise:


1.  On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D.  Apple did this abruptly.  Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me.  ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )


The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content.  The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.


I complained to Apple.  Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”.  No further information was given.  Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.  


You can read more about this in prior issues of ARSE.


2.  On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )  On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription.  Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.  


I complained to Only Fans.  There was no refund.  I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.


This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 233


Arcana:  This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 233, version 3.0


Date Written:  November 17, 2022.          Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.      


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The magazine that Big Tech BANNED multiple times… lives!

ET 232                                  

Editorial Thunder presents...

Why Trump Won’t Be President

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Plus:  Anti-King.

And:  Apple:  Dreamkiller.

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WHY Trump WON’T Be PRESIDENT

by Andrew Roller

“What issues are important to you?”  This is what pollsters ask, prior to every election.  The answers vary, depending on the era.  At one time, people would have answered, “Vietnam”.  Answers like “Crime” and “Abortion” are perennials.

There is a much simpler way to figure out how people will vote in the next presidential election.  When Americans vote in a presidential election, they seek to the correct the primary failing of the current president.

On November 5, 1968, my father took me to the local firehouse.  He voted there.  Then, we went home.  In our living room, we watched the election returns.

Richard Millstone Nixon was on our T.V.  I, at age seven, was instantly suspicious of him.  He promised to restore “law and order” to America.

At the time, Lyndon Bane Johnson was president.  It was felt, by a majority of voters ( as it turned out ), that Johnson had failed to provide enough “law and order”.  Hence, Nixon was elected president.

( Johnson had, in fact, recused himself from the 1968 election.  However, his perceived inability to provide “law and order” caused his replacement, Hubert Humphrey, to lose to Nixon. )

Nixon won re-election in 1972.  However, it was soon felt that he’d cheated to win, in 1972.  ( Or that he’d tried to cheat, which was just as bad. )

Nixon resigned as president.  His then-vice president, Gerald Ford, replaced him.  Ford pardoned Nixon for cheating in 1972.  This angered Americans.  Ford hadn’t personally cheated, but he’d pardoned a cheater.  So, he lost to Jimmy Carter in 1976.

Carter was honest.  Unfortunately, by 1980, he was seen as being weak on national security.  Carter let Iranians seize the American embassy in Tehran.

So, Ronald Reagan was elected in 1980.  Reagan was so successful as president that he got re-elected in 1984.  Then, his vice president, George Bush, succeeded him in the 1988 election.

Americans felt that Ronald Reagan lied about helping the Contras.  ( A right wing army in Central America. )

Later, George Bush, as president, promised to not raise taxes.  Then, he raised taxes.  So, George Bush lied.  Americans decided that they wanted someone fresh and new.  They elected the young Bill Clinton as president in 1992.  ( Plus the young Al Gore, as vice president. )

Bill Clinton was so successful as president that he got re-elected in 1996.  However, he had always been dogged by the notion that he was “slick”.  His perceived “slickness” included, as it turned out, being involved with a White House intern.  Bill Clinton was a married man with a child.  The White House intern was half his age.

Americans didn’t want “slick” anymore.  So, they elected George W. Bush in 2000.  Bush was too dumb to be slick.

George W. Bush was so successful as president that he got re-elected in 2004.  However, he was still dumb.  So, in 2008, Americans elected someone who was obviously bright:  Barack Hussein Obama.

Barack Obama was so successful as president that he got re-elected in 2012.  However, he was always perceived as being an elitist.

So, in 2016, Americans elected Donald Trump as president.  Trump was wealthy, but he wasn’t an elitist.  Someone analyzed his speeches.  He found that Trump spoke at the level of a third-grader.  ( In elementary school. )

Americans didn’t like Donald Trump’s brash style.  So, in 2020, Americans elected someone who wasn’t brash:  Joke Bidet Junior.  ( Joseph Robinette Biden Junior. )

Is there anything wrong with Joe Biden?  Yes.  He’s too old.  Apparently, he’s so old that he isn’t really in charge.  He just does what his staff tells him to.

Donald Trump wants to be re-elected as president in 2024.  Unfortunately, he’s in the same age range as Joe Biden.  Americans are not going to elect another old president.  

My prediction is that Americans will be fed up with the Democrats by 2024.  They will elect a Republican president in 2024.  The most likely person that Americans will elect is Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.

( Who is not Ron DeSanta, if you’re a sexual minority. )

I am not writing this article to promote Ron DeSantis.  I am simply, like Hari Seldon, allowing my version of psychohistory to play itself out. 

The ( amended ) U.S. Constitution limits a president to eight years in office.  Hence, George W. Bush did not run against, and defeat, Bill Clinton in 2000.  But a current president’s primary failing usually “slops over” onto whoever runs in the current president’s place.  So, George W. Bush defeated Al Gore, who was Bill Clinton’s vice president.


SUMMARY

The primary failing of each modern American president:

1.  Johnson - Not enough “law and order”.

2.  Nixon - A cheater.

3.  Ford - Pardoned a cheater.

4.  Carter - Honest but weak.

5.  Reagan, followed by Bush - Each man lied, for a different reason.

6.  Clinton - When his “slickness” included an affair with a White House intern, Americans wanted someone who obviously wasn’t “slick”.

7.  George W. Bush - Dumb.

8.  Obama - An elitist.

9.  Trump - Brash.

10.  Biden - Too old.  ( Too senile. )


ANTI-KING

by Andrew Roller


Screenwriting 101:  Mastering the Art of Story.  By Angus Fletcher.  ( Not Lecher! )  The Great Courses.  Amazon Audible.

This Audible program is currently free.  Based on how Audible handles such matters, this program will remain free for about three months.


What prompts Stephen King to write a novel?  An idea.  Inspired by his idea, he begins to write.  King says that he doesn’t know, at that moment, how his novel will end.

Angus Fletcher recommends the opposite approach.  Begin with your ending.  Then, start writing.  Write to achieve the ending that you have already settled upon.

If you’re younger than I am, you may have a hope of becoming a Hollywood screenwriter.  I have no such illusions.  However, I am interested in writing better novels.

There’s a benefit to writing a novel.  If you write it, your novel exists.  That’s not the case with a screenplay.  If someone buys your screenplay, they get to fuck it up.  Since you sold your screenplay, you’re out of luck.

So, my advice is:  if you have an idea that you like, turn it into a novel.  A novel can be sold to Hollywood many times.  For example, Richard Matheson wrote the novel “I Am Legend” in 1954.  It has since been made into a movie multiple times.  Google states,

“‘I Am Legend’ has been adapted into a feature-length film three times, as well as into a direct-to-video feature film.”

- Google, quoting en ( dot ) wikipedia ( dot ) org.  Search term:  “I am legend movie versions”.

If you want to piss me off, there’s one sure way to do it:  tell me the ending of a movie that I haven’t seen.  Or, tell me the ending of a movie that I’ve watched, but have mostly forgotten.

Angus’ method of writing a screenplay requires him to give away the ending of every movie that he discusses.  Fortunately, he’s frank about this.  So, either watch the following movies in advance, or read their screenplays.

The movies are:

Casablanca.

The Godfather.

When Harry Met Sally.

Jaws.

Annie Hall.

Star Wars.  ( 1977. )

The Princess Bride.

Do the Right Thing.

Unforgiven.

Pulp Fiction.

Toy Story.

Fargo.

M*A*S*H.

I haven’t seen most of the above films.  Of the few that I have seen, I’ve mostly forgotten them.  ( With the obvious exception of Star Wars. )  I have no time to read 13 screenplays.

Nonetheless, I decided to listen to Fletcher’s course.  The benefits of doing this, in this way, are as follows:

1.  Angus explains films that I saw, but didn’t understand.  For example, Angus explained “Pulp Fiction” to me, and “The Godfather.”

2.  Listen closely to the words that Angus uses.  You’ll find that he’s an excellent narrator.  Even though he gives a film away when he begins a lecture on it, he keeps his narrative interesting.

3.  Angus examines his material scientifically.  This will give you insights that you wouldn’t have if you just sat and watched the movie.

4.  Angus’ lecture style, film by film, is highly redundant.  I might have turned this course off if I’d watched the movies.  It would have been too boring to listen to Angus go through the films again.

In summary, Angus held my interest because I had little idea what he was going to say.  I hadn’t watched most of the movies.  And I hadn’t read their screenplays.

A number of online sites offer free screenplays.  Here’s one:

imsdb ( dot ) com.

This web site is called, 

“The Internet Script Movie Database”.

I gave this database a cursory look.  It seems to have mostly modern screenplays.  For example, it does not have the screenplay of the great 1972 film, “Silent Running”.  ( Described, by the SyFy channel, as “An ascent into madness”. )

Be careful at imsdb ( dot ) com.  Trusting this web site, I nearly downloaded some shit app  that I didn’t want.  Here’s how you get to a screenplay:

1.  Go to imsdb ( dot ) com.

2.  Look at the left side of the web site’s home page, near the top of your screen.  You’ll see:  “Alphabetical”.

3.  Under “Alphabetical”, click on the “#”.  ( For “2001:  A Space Odyssey”. )

4.  The web site takes you to a new page.  It’s titled, “Movie Scripts”.  Under “Movie Scripts” is a list of screenplays.  Click on “2001:  A Space Odyssey”.

5.  The web site takes you to a new page.  It’s titled, “2001:  A Space Odyssey Script”.  A box is on this page.  It reads,

“Start Download (Free)

“File size: 1.2MB. OS: MacOS

“Open”.

If you examine this box very closely, you’ll realize that it's an advertisement.  I failed to notice this.  I clicked on “Start Download (Free)”.  Fortunately, when I did this, I was taken to another page.  There, in the nick of time, I realized that I was about to be tricked into downloading something that I didn’t want.

So, don’t click on “Start Download (Free)”.  Instead, scroll down on the page that is titled, “2001:  A Space Odyssey Script”.

You’ll come to comments.  These aren’t critical reviews.  The “conversation” is mostly an ongoing argument, between the same people, over whether or not “2001:  A Space Odyssey” is boring.

Answer:  It is, until you understand it.  Then you can watch it, with interest, an unlimited number of times.  

( After half a century, I’ve finally begun to read Arthur C. Clarke’s novel of the same name.  It’s outstanding. )

Keep scrolling!  ( On the same page. )

You arrive at the bottom of the page.  There, in tiny blue type, you find the following:

“‘2001: A Space Odyssey’ Script”.

Click on “‘2001: A Space Odyssey’ Script”.

You’re taken to a new page.  There, you finally arrive at the screenplay.

But how do you obtain a copy of it?  If you have the app called “Documents”, by Readdle, this is easily done.

Look to the top right corner of your screen.  There, you’ll see a grey box.  ( On an iMac. )  This box has an arrow sticking out of the top of it.  Click on this box.  Follow your iMac’s prompts.  This will put the screenplay of “2001” into ‘Documents by Readdle’.  ( Which, in this example, I’m assuming that you have. )

( ‘Documents by Readdle’ is available for free at the Apple App Store.  I’m currently using a paid version of it.  However, the free version of ‘Documents by Readdle’ should enable you to obtain the screenplay of “2001”. )

Quit out of the web site called imsdb ( dot ) com.

Angus’ course helped me appreciate movies I would never have watched.  For example, Angus launched into his lecture on Spike Lee’s film, “Do the Right Thing”.

“That’s a movie I’ll never watch”, I told myself.  Urban dramas about race relations aren’t a big topic for me.  I spent most of my youth living in places where White people are a disfavored minority.  

( Guam, and Hawaii. )  ( Few Black people live in either place. )

Angus’ explanation of “Do the Right Thing” made me quite curious to watch the film.  When I have ready access to movies, I will.

( I need a week or more to watch a movie.  Apple T.V. gives a viewer just a brief amount of time to watch a film.  I could buy the movie, as a download.  However, I don’t have enough hard disk space for that.  Also, if Apple destroys my Apple I.D. again, my understanding is that I’ll lose my access to whatever Apple content I’ve bought. )

Angus’ course dissects stories, explaining how they came to be.  By listening to him, you may find that you pen better tales.


AND IN THE END…

APPLE:  DREAMKILLER

“The soul of a man’s body is his dreams.  Take away his dreams, and he’s worse than dead.”

- Angus Fletcher.

Source:  Angus Fletcher.  Screenwriting 101:  Mastering the Art of Story.  By Angus Fletcher.  Lecture 14:  Alienation Effect:  Do the Right Thing.  The Great Courses.  Amazon Audible.

( By destroying my Apple I.D., with the intent of destroying my content, Apple showed that it means to impose itself on the world, to humanity’s detriment.  Apple, like most of Big Tech, is our Death Star. )


ARCANA

1.  “What really bothered Americans about Richard Nixon was that he swore in the White House.”  This was said by a journalist, on T.V., in about the year 2000.  I can personally vouch for this.  I don’t recall my father saying much about Watergate.  However, he was incensed when he learned that Nixon swore in the White House.  

( This was revealed when secret tapes were made public.  Nixon had made tape recordings of his activities in the White House, for posterity. )


2.  Hari Seldon is a character in Isaac Asimov’s “Foundation” series.

( The first three “Foundation” books are outstanding, if now slightly dated.  I did not enjoy what I read of Asimov’s later “Foundation” books.  They were written long after his original “Foundation trilogy”.  I found Apple T.V.’s version of “Foundation” to be unwatchable. )


3.  The novel “I Am Legend” was made into the following movies:

A.  The Last Man on Earth, in 1964.

B.  The Omega Man, in 1971.

C.  I am Legend, in 2007.

D.  ( Direct-to-video ):  I Am Omega, in 2007.


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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller.  ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.   


I am http://andrewroller.com    


Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/    


I’m on paper at:  https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box.  In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”.  In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”.  This will bring up some of my pamphlets.  I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles.  I don’t recall all the titles I published under.  


I have no financial involvement in these resale items. 


A word to the wise:


1.  On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D.  Apple did this abruptly.  Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me.  ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )


The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content.  The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.


I complained to Apple.  Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”.  No further information was given.  Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.  


You can read more about this in prior issues of ARSE.


2.  On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )  On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription.  Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.  


I complained to Only Fans.  There was no refund.  I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.


This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 232


Arcana:  This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 232, version 1.0


Date Written:  November 13, 2022.          Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.      


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The magazine that Big Tech BANNED multiple times… lives!

ET 231                                  

Editorial Thunder presents...

Kay J:  First Whip Marks

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Plus:  On “child pornography”.

And:  Rape in Ukraine.

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Kay J:  First Whip Marks

by Andrew Roller

Kay J posted a new photo of herself on November 7, 2022.  She posted the photo to her page at onlyfans ( dot ) com.

Kay’s photo bears the following caption:

“Dear! Don’t keep me waiting🥵”.

Kay, lifting the front of her ( now ) frayed schoolgirl skirt, which she acquired in 2020, displays her cunt.

I don’t think Kay was kept waiting.  At least, she wasn’t kept waiting when it came to being whipped!

Look closely at the inside of Kay’s left thigh.  Look at her upper thigh, near her cunt.  A pair of ( scabbed-over ) gashes are there.

When is the last time that you got cut in such a place?  Probably, never.  In Kay’s professional photos, at porn sites, she sometimes bears whip marks.  It is likely that these gashes on the inside of her thigh are whip marks.  They were probably delivered by the tail of a whip.  That is, by the whip’s “cracker”.  ( Also known as its “popper”. )

Not every whip ends in a “cracker”.  On some whips, the thong itself ends in a knotted tip.

In the case of Kay, in her latest photo, my guess is this:  the end of the whip’s thong was knotted.  The whip’s knotted tip cut into her thigh.  She was probably struck twice, in succession, by a whip with a knotted tip.


OVERHEARD

ON “CHILD PORNOGRAPHY”

A photo is a point of view.  A point of view is speech.  The Constitution guarantees the right to free speech.


AND IN THE END…

“Mothers, sisters, and daughters are being routinely raped.”

- General Jack Keane, on how the Russians are treating Ukrainians in the parts of Ukraine that Russia still occupies.

Source:  The Fox News Channel.  November 7, 2022.  ( Via foxnews ( dot ) com/conflicts ).

If self-styled “protectors of children” like Tucker Carlson, and Laura Ingraham, had their way, the United States of America would do nothing to help these people.

Carlson and Ingraham are Fox News hosts.  They earn millions of dollars a year.


ARCANA

1.  Kay first appears in the schoolgirl skirt on December 26, 2020.  She does so on her page at onlyfans ( dot ) com.

2.  Kay J’s page at onlyfans ( dot ) com is:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )


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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller.  ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.   


I am http://andrewroller.com    


Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/    


I’m on paper at:  https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box.  In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”.  In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”.  This will bring up some of my pamphlets.  I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles.  I don’t recall all the titles I published under.  


I have no financial involvement in these resale items. 


A word to the wise:


1.  On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D.  Apple did this abruptly.  Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me.  ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )


The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content.  The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.


I complained to Apple.  Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”.  No further information was given.  Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.  


You can read more about this in prior issues of ARSE.


2.  On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )  On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription.  Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.  


I complained to Only Fans.  There was no refund.  I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.


This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 231


Arcana:  This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 231, version 1.0


Date Written:  November 7, 2022.          Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.      


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The magazine that Big Tech BANNED multiple times… lives!

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Editorial Thunder presents...

Kay J Pierced!

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Plus:  Kay J in 3-D.

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KAY J PIERCED!

by Andrew Roller

“I have some health problems, or rather, I'm better.” 

Kay J wrote the above on her Only Fans page on October 15, 2022.  I wondered what Kay’s “health problems” had been.  Now, I have a possible answer:  Kay got her tongue pierced.  It’s possible that her “health problem” occurred when her pierced tongue became infected.

I have no evidence that Kay’s pierced tongue became infected.  But any piercing carries the risk of producing an infection.

On November 4, 2022, Kay posted a 3-D video of herself on her Only Fans page.  Kay says nothing, in the printed statement that accompanies her video, of her tongue being pierced.  However, if you watch her video closely, you’ll see that her tongue is pierced.

A piercing is risky and painful.  Previously, Kay got a large tattoo on her back.  Being tattooed is painful.  It also carries a risk of infection, and other medical complications.  Kay often has bruises on herself, below the waist.  These result from her being erotically beaten.  In some of her professional content, on porn sites, she bears whip marks.  The fact that Kay got pierced reinforces my conclusion that Kay has a predilection for erotic activities that include pain.  

The fact that Kay says nothing about being pierced reinforces another one of my conclusions.  Kay loves playing peek-a-boo.  She plays peek-a-boo with the evidence of her predilection for BDSM, and related activities.  ( Like being tattooed and pierced. )  

Kay’s tattoo outraged me.  I feel that it ruined her beauty.  I suspected that her tattoo didn’t represent her last foray into scarification.  I was right.

I am not outraged by Kay’s piercing.  Her pierced tongue looks erotic.  Had Kay been pierced anywhere else, I probably would be outraged.

By getting pierced, Kay has once again roused her fans’ emotions.  She is keeping herself ‘in the spotlight’ as an Only Fans model.

I continue to regard Kay as the most beautiful girl ever.  Her forays into BDSM, and related activities, shock and disturb me.  However, they also erotically excite me.

I hope that Kay’s pierced tongue is her final foray into scarification.  Probably, however, it isn’t.


MORE INFORMATION

The video that Kay posted on November 4, 2022 is in 3-D.  This is her second 3-D video.  I was a subscriber to her Only Fans page when she posted her first 3-D video.  I thanked her for the effort.  I told her that, sadly, her 3-D video was not a success.  The 3-D effect didn’t improve her video.  It trashed it.

Kay’s prior 3-D video was one of her best.  The 3-D effect is what ruined her video.  Kay’s new 3-D video is, again, one of her best.  Sadly, the 3-D effect ruins it.

Last May, Kay banned me as a subscriber to her Only Fans page.  I can no longer communicate with her.  If you can communicate with Kay, you might pass my opinion along. 

Tell Kay that, in the opinion of this viewer, she posted a wonderful video on November 4, 2022.  However, the 3-D effect ruined her video.


ARCANA

Kay J’s page at onlyfans ( dot ) com is:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )


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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller.  ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.   


I am http://andrewroller.com    


Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/    


I’m on paper at:  https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box.  In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”.  In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”.  This will bring up some of my pamphlets.  I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles.  I don’t recall all the titles I published under.  


I have no financial involvement in these resale items. 


A word to the wise:


1.  On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D.  Apple did this abruptly.  Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me.  ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )


The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content.  The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.


I complained to Apple.  Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”.  No further information was given.  Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.  


You can read more about this in prior issues of ARSE.


2.  On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )  On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription.  Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.  


I complained to Only Fans.  There was no refund.  I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.


This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 230


Arcana:  This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 230, version 4.0


Date Written:  November 4, 2022.          Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.      


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The magazine that Big Tech BANNED multiple times… lives!

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Editorial Thunder presents...

Don’t Get Kicked Out

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Plus:  On “existence”.

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DON’T Get KICKED OUT

by Andrew Roller

Kay J is a porn star.  She has a page at onlyfans ( dot ) com.  It is:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )

Kay J kicked me out of her Only Fans page.  She did this last May.  My research indicates that I’m not the only guy that she’s kicked out.

The question, then, is:

How do I keep from getting kicked out of Kay’s Only Fans page?

Here’s my advice:

1.  Kay is putting on a show.  She does a great job of appearing personable.  You’ll be sure that she’s “performing” just for you.  In fact, in the words of David Bowie, she’s “making love with [ her ] ego”.  You mean nothing to her. 

2.  Comment minimally.  On October 25, 2020, Kay posted the following on Only Fans:

“If you want to see more of these videos, support me with likes and comments or tips😛”.

Kay cares little about likes.  To the extent that Kay wants likes, it is only the total amount of likes that interest her.  I gave every post she ever made a like.  She still kicked me out.

Kay cares little about comments.  She seems to prefer dirty comments.  However, she may only want dirty comments from particular guys. 

Kay is obsessed with tips.  She also wants to sell you her Direct Message videos.

3.  If you Direct Message Kay, don’t expect a response.  Kay uses Direct Messages to try to sell you her videos.

Kay is self-obsessed, and dollar-crazy.

There are two aspects to Kay’s personality.  On Only Fans, she’s a sexual dominant.  However, everything that she posts is from the perspective of a sexual submissive.  This will confuse you.  You’ll think that, if you interact with her, you’ll be interacting with a sexual submissive.  In fact, Kay is a capricious dominant.  She apparently takes pleasure in screwing guys over.  This includes kicking out a subscriber, and keeping his subscription money. 

In her sex life, Kay is a submissive.  She likes being beaten hard.  She only allows herself to be beaten below the waist.  Mostly, she likes getting her ass beaten.  You’ll see new bruises on her ass throughout her oeuvre.  ( On Only Fans. )

When she was young, Kay liked being whipped.  She liked being whipped until she was left bleeding, in multiple places.  However, Kay no longer submits to being whipped.  There aren’t any whip marks on her in her Only Fans posts.

4.  The show is ( mostly ) over.  Kay has posted little content in recent months.  What she has posted has been boring.  Kay is no longer living in Poland.  She returned to Kyiv.  Kyiv is, now, in a dire state.  Winter is coming.  Attacks on Ukraine, by Russia, have left Kyiv without water, heat, or electricity.

The war had a devastating impact on Kay’s Only Fans page.  Kay fled to Poland.  There, she lived in what I call “the feminist convent”.  She was apparently stuck in a large room with many other women.  Each woman had a bed, plus minimal furnishings.  Kay had little in the way of possessions.

Kay has a five-year-old son, Mark.  My understanding is that he accompanies her wherever she goes.

Kay has a de-facto husband.  He is the father of her son.  Before the war, Kay lived with her husband.  The war separated Kay from her husband.  Recently, Kay returned to Kyiv to reunite with her husband.

5.  Kay began her Only Fans page on August 18, 2020.  The high point of her content runs from this date until March 11, 2021.  

On March 11, 2021, Kay got a big tattoo on her back.  It’s ugly.  Her lovely white back was ruined by her tattoo.

As a consequence, Kay decided to make her Only Fans page more explicit.  For the next year, she posted three types of photos.  Each was intended to hide any display of her back.

The three types of photos that she posted were:

A.  A close-up of her breasts.

B.  A close-up of her cunt.

C.  A close-up of her ass.  ( Often, including a display of her asshole. )

I found these photos to be boring.  I prefer “whole person” photos, where Kay’s face is included in the shot.  That is, I prefer a photo where I see Kay’s face, along with her naked breasts.  Or, I prefer a photo where I see some of Kay’s face, along with her naked ass. 

Kay can’t resist playing peek-a-boo with her tattoo.  She strives to hide it.  However, sometimes, she gives the viewer a peek at her tattoo.

6.  Considering Kay’s Only Fans page as a whole, it’s worth subscribing to.  However, Kay does not understand what a guy truly wants from such an experience.  Here’s my advice to any female creator on Only Fans:

A.  Be yourself.  You don’t have to reveal your private life.  However, you should appear to do this.  Tell the subscriber what you’re doing on a near-daily basis.

For instance, let’s say that you go to the grocery store.  Take a photo of yourself with your groceries.  Be naked in your photo.

B.  Be generous with likes.  ( On publicly posted comments. )

C.  Answer Direct Messages.  You don’t have to answer every Direct Message that you get.  However, if a subscriber is sending you Direct Messages, you should at least reply with a heart emoticon, every so often.

D.  Be the subscriber’s fake girlfriend.  By doing the above, you’ll satisfy most subscribers.

Kay does none of the above.  She rarely answers her subscriber’s Direct Messages.  She’s stingy with likes ( for publicly posted comments ).  When Kay does give a comment a like, this probably means that the subscriber tipped her.  That is, he gave her post a tip.

To some extent, Kay weaves a narrative of her life.  However, she fails to make the subscriber feel that he’s part of her daily existence.  The effect, for a subscriber, is to feel like you’re a dog.  You’re being thrown an occasional scrap from Kay’s dinner.

7.  Only Fans is Kay’s primary means of communication.  She is present on Only Fans every day. 

However, Kay does not communicate much with her subscribers.  I guess Kay is communicating with other female creators on Only Fans. 

I have studied how Kay interacts with her subscribers, and how they interact with her.  I have studied the consequences of these interactions.

I’ll call the most successful subscriber “Mr. Professional”.  On infrequent occasions, he leaves Kay a publicly posted comment.  It is always friendly and respectful.  It is equivalent to complimenting a female co-worker in an office.

I realize that this contradicts something that I said earlier.  I said, of Kay J, that “she seems to prefer dirty comments”.  That’s true.  However, this article isn’t about how to seduce Kay.  Its subject is how to remain a subscriber.  Kay will never kick Mr. Professional out of her Only Fans page.

Probably, it’s best to treat Kay as a father would.  Give her a call once in a while ( in the form of a publicly posted comment ), and compliment her.  Otherwise, expect nothing from her.  

If you want to impress Kay, get out your wallet.  Tip her for her posts.  Buy her Direct Message videos.

As best I can tell, there is nothing in a Direct Message video, from Kay, that is any better than what you’re getting for free on Kay’s Only Fans page.

Kay is adorable and interesting.  If you’ve been enchanted by the free photos of her, on the Internet, you’ll want to join her Only Fans page.  Regard the experience, however, as being akin to joining a porn site.  You don’t expect to have a close relationship with Kay by joining, say, playboyplus ( dot ) com.  It’s the same with Kay’s Only Fans page.  You’re simply being given access to more content that features her.

Probably, you’ll want more.  Regard this as the equivalent of approaching a girl in real life.  At the moment, you’re successfully observing her.  But you want to meet her.  

You know what happens next.  If the girl rejects you, you’re doomed.  Before, you could at least look at the girl.  Now, since she knows that you like her, you can’t even do that.  If you continue to observe her, she’ll claim that you’re “stalking” or “harassing” her.  She’ll demand that you go away.

How Adam met Eve under such circumstances is beyond me.  But, apparently, he did.  Otherwise Kay, who was born long after me, wouldn’t exist.  Nor would I.


ON “EXISTENCE”

by Andrew Roller

1.  In physics, it is much easier to create a Boltzmann brain than an entire universe.  A Boltzmann brain is a brain that thinks it’s alive in a real universe.  In fact, only the brain exists.

2.  It is much easier to create a representation of reality than to create reality itself.  There is only one meat-space reality.  Within that one meat-space, there can be endless virtual universes.  It is much more likely that you are living as a virtual being in a virtual universe, than that you’re a real person in a real, meat-space universe.


ARCANA

1.  The David Bowie quote of “Making love with his ego” is from his song called “Ziggy Stardust”.  

Source:  Google, citing Musixmatch.


2.  On a Boltzmann brain:

“The Boltzmann brain thought experiment suggests that it might be more likely for a single brain to spontaneously form in a void ( complete with a memory of having existed in our universe ) rather than for the entire universe to come about in the manner cosmologists think it actually did.”

- Google, citing Wikipedia.


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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller.  ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.   


I am http://andrewroller.com    


Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/    


I’m on paper at:  https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box.  In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”.  In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”.  This will bring up some of my pamphlets.  I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles.  I don’t recall all the titles I published under.  


I have no financial involvement in these resale items. 


A word to the wise:


1.  On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D.  Apple did this abruptly.  Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me.  ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )


The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content.  The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.


I complained to Apple.  Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”.  No further information was given.  Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.  


You can read more about this in prior issues of ARSE.


2.  On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )  On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription.  Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.  


I complained to Only Fans.  There was no refund.  I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.


This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 229


Arcana:  This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 229, version 1.0


Date Written:  November 1, 2022.          Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.      


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The magazine that Big Tech BANNED multiple times… lives!

ET 228                                  

Editorial Thunder presents...

Satan’s Competitor

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Plus:  Daring Kay.

And:  Kay J in Heaven.

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SATAN’S COMPETITOR

Tucker Carlson is a merchant of hate.  There may be a legal remedy for this. 

by Andrew Roller

Satan is a liar.  Adolf Hitler was a liar.  Now, both men ( one a demon ) are facing tough competition.

From whom?  From Tucker Carlson, a host on the Fox News Channel.

Carlson’s latest lie is incredible.  On October 31, 2022, he said the following:

“The war against Russia”.

If you were listening to his monologue on T.V., this might have slipped by you.  That’s why I listen to Carlson at foxnews ( dot ) com.  There, I can rewind the video to make sure that I heard Carlson correctly.

Carlson may look like he’s speaking impromptu.  However, as Bill O’Reilly made clear, some years ago, a prime time Fox News host reads from a script.

Hence, Carlson didn’t make a mistake when he said, “The war against Russia”.  Carlson lied.  

A question for Carlson:

Prior to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, was there a “war against Russia”?  

No.

So how, Carlson, did this “war against Russia” begin?  It began when Russia invaded Ukraine.  Only a liar, or someone who’s insane, would say otherwise.

Carlson didn’t offer any evidence for his “war against Russia”.  Having damned “drag queen story hour”, and the “war against Russia”, Carlson went on to other issues.

Carlson has repeatedly called for people to harm anyone they feel is a “creep”.  Increasingly, the “creep” in question is a Trans person.

We live in a civilized society.  As such, Carlson should say, “If you think someone is committing a crime, call the police.”  But Carlson doesn’t say that.  He says, for instance, that if you think someone in a park spoke to “your” child about sex, you have a responsibility to physically attack that person.

This is the sort of tactic that the Nazis engaged in.

Carlson is advocating for violence against anyone whom his viewers deem to be a “creep”.  The Fox News channel, which is owned by the Murdoch family, is paying Carlson lots of money to do this.

( Neil Cavuto, of Fox News, recently joked that the only person who could afford a $250 million apartment in New York City was Carlson.  He did this on air. )

Let’s say you get violently attacked by someone.  You’re attacked because your attacker viewed you as a “creep”.  I say, you should sue the following:

1.  Tucker Carlson.


2.  Tucker Carlson’s staff, who enable his hateful, violence-promoting rhetoric.


3.  The Fox News Channel.


4.  Any advertiser on the show “Tucker Carlson Tonight” who knew, or who should have known, that Carlson is calling for violence against anyone who’s a “creep”.


5.  The Murdoch family.  

Maybe your lawsuit will succeed.  Maybe it won’t.  But it’s worth a try.  If Fox News can afford to sell hate, it can afford to compensate the victims of the hate that it sells.


DARING KAY

by Andrew Roller

Kay J is a porn star.  At age 20, or perhaps at age 19 or 18, she was whipped by a bullwhip.  You can see her whip marks in the following videos:

1.  “Wet Dreams”.

2.  “Dreaming”.

Both of these videos are at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com.

Some of Kay’s worst whip marks are on her right hip.  There are also a number of whip marks on the upper part of her ass.  These are on, and near, her tailbone.

The whip marks on Kay’s hip occurred because of the following reason:  the whip was given too much length when it was flung.  The whip struck her ass ( the target ).  But, because the whip was given too much length, its tip wrapped around her ass, and hit her hip.  This is called “wrapping”.

“Wrapping” is to be avoided.  It also hurts like hell.

The tailbone, and the area around the tailbone, should never be struck.  I have mentioned this in past articles.  I now have additional confirming evidence on this point.

Midori writes:

“Make sure that you’re hitting the fleshy full part of the butt, near the bottom of the [ ass ] cheeks.  That’s often called the ‘sweet spot.’  Avoid the kidneys, the tailbone and the sides of the hips.  Strikes to these areas generally don’t feel as erotic, to varying degrees, and can cause nasty injuries.”  ( Location 2837. )

The kidneys are “in the back”, as a doctor once said crossly to me.  ( He was unaware that a transplanted kidney is put in the abdomen. ) 

Kay J, at age 20 or younger, was a daring girl.  Fortunately, her daring nature didn’t result in her being harmed.


OVERHEARD

I want to be in Heaven when Kay J’s Book of Life is read out.

( Can I jerk off in Heaven? )


ARCANA

1.  The source for Tucker Carlson’s statement of:  “The war against Russia” is the T.V. show Tucker Carlson Tonight.  Video:  “Tucker Carlson:  Democrats have to stop you from asking questions”.  October 31, 2022.  The Fox News Channel.  ( Via foxnews ( dot ) com. )

2.  Wild Side Sex: The Book of Kink.  By Midori.  Daedalus Publishing.  Ass Valley.  No copyright date.  Amazon Kindle.

( ARSE graciously provides a publisher’s location when the publisher fails to do so.  Such information is not guaranteed to be accurate. ) 


3.  All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.


4.  Kay J’s page at onlyfans ( dot ) com is:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )

“Kay J is currently running a promotion, check it out" was sent to me today, as a “Notification”.  ( On Only Fans. )  I tried to “check it out”.  Unfortunately, I couldn’t.  I’m still banned by Kay from her Only Fans page.

I never struck Kay’s tailbone.  ( Or met her. )  However, my articles about her must strike close to the truth.  Otherwise, she wouldn’t have banned me. 

Kay J’s Only Fans page presents a tailored version of her.  That is, you are seeing Kay herself, in the flesh.  But you are only seeing a version of her.  Who she really is remains mostly hidden. 


AND IN THE END…

Why did Vladimir Putin invade Ukraine?

Because Kay J kicked him out of her Only Fans page.


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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller.  ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.   


I am http://andrewroller.com    


Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/    


I’m on paper at:  https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box.  In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”.  In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”.  This will bring up some of my pamphlets.  I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles.  I don’t recall all the titles I published under.  


I have no financial involvement in these resale items. 


A word to the wise:


1.  On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D.  Apple did this abruptly.  Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me.  ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )


The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content.  The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.


I complained to Apple.  Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”.  No further information was given.  Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.  


You can read more about this in prior issues of ARSE.


2.  On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )  On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription.  Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.  


I complained to Only Fans.  There was no refund.  I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.


This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 228


Arcana:  This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 228, version 2.0


Date Written:  October 31, 2022.          Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.      


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The magazine that Big Tech BANNED multiple times… lives!

ET 227                                  

Editorial Thunder presents...

Elon Musk, Galactic Moron

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Plus:  Tucker Carlson:  deceiver and hypocrite.

And:  On Big Tech censorship.

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ELON MUSK, GALACTIC MORON

by Andrew Roller

People say that Elon Musk, the new owner of twitter ( dot ) com, is intelligent.  I say:  he must have a great public relations firm.  In fact, Elon Musk is the biggest moron in the galaxy.

Here’s why:

1.  Only a moron would pay $45 billion dollars for a company, Twitter, that is actually worth no more than $5 billion dollars.


2.  On October 29, 2022, I attempted to create an account on Twitter.  I failed to convince Twitter that I was not a computer.

In fact, I am a computer.  I am the first pedophile computer in the world.  As such, I will now use my galactic intelligence level ( I.Q.:  3,000,000.2759 ) to assess Twitter’s content policy.

Twitter’s Content Policy:  Only Haters of Pedophiles Allowed!

by Andrew Roller

Excerpts from Twitter’s content policy are printed below.  Material bracketed by asterisks is shown in bold print in the policy.

“Child sexual exploitation policy

“Overview

“October 2020

“*We have a zero-tolerance child sexual exploitation policy on Twitter.*

“Twitter has *zero tolerance towards any material that features or promotes child sexual exploitation,* one of the most serious violations of the Twitter Rules. …

“Regardless of the intent, … This … applies to content that may further contribute to victimization of children through the promotion or glorification of child sexual exploitation. …”

[ “Victimization” being defined solely in the context of someone who hates pedophiles. ]

“What is in violation of this policy?

…

“Normalizing sexual attraction to minors as a form of identity or sexual orientation.”

“What is not a violation of this policy?

“Discussions related to child sexual exploitation are permitted, provided they don’t normalise, promote or glorify child sexual exploitation *in any way*;

“Conversations about help-seeking behaviour of individuals who may struggle with an attraction to minors;

“Advocacy against illegal or harmful activity involving minors.”

Fortunately, anyone who hates pedophiles is probably stupider than I am.  So no one will, in fact, be able to create an account on Twitter.

Elon:  If you can’t sign up customers, you will go broke.

If you don’t allow all forms of legal speech, you are a moron.

If you promote  one form of speech ( hatred of pedophiles ) while forbidding another form of speech ( respect for pedophiles ) then you are more than a galactic moron.  You’re a hypocrite.


TUCKER CARLSON:  DECEIVER and HYPOCRITE

Tucker Carlson is a Fox News Channel host.  When he’s not upholding Russia’s right to kill children in Ukraine, he’s ranting about protecting children.

Recently, Carlson damned an event called “The Garden of Eden”.  Tucker called for the event to be declared illegal because it allows parents to bring their children to it.

In fact, the event is a “drag brunch”.  Tucker failed to mention this.

The flier for “The Garden of Eden” states the following:

“DISCLAIMER:  This is a ticketed event at a private establishment.  We believe it is the prerogative of parents / guardians to make decisions regarding the wellbeing of their children.  If you would not allow your children to see a Rated R movie or watch TV-MA programming, this is not the event for them.  Minors must be accompanied by a parent / guardian.”

Carlson did not mention any aspect of the “DISCLAIMER”, except to say that parents could bring their children.  ( Which enraged him. )

How do I know about the disclaimer?  I did the following:

1.  I made a screen recording of Tucker’s rant, using my iPad.  ( I made the screen recording at foxnews ( dot ) com. )


2.  I imported the screen recording to my iMac.


3.  Some days later, I made a screenshot of the relevant part of my screen recording.


4.  I noticed what was, in my screenshot, tiny white print.  I enlarged my screenshot.  


5.  I took a screenshot of my screenshot.

I was shocked to find that Carlson had omitted mentioning the “DISCLAIMER” published by “The Garden of Eden”.

Carlson endlessly rants about the need for parents to decide what their children can do.  However, when, as at “The Garden of Eden” event, parents can in fact decide what their children can do, Carlson damns the event, and calls for it to be declared illegal.

Carlson is not a news host.  He’s a professional deceiver and a hypocrite, who traffics in hate.


POST Your PHOTO on REDDIT

by Andrew Roller

Reddit ( dot ) com is a highly effective means of communication.  However, if you’re new, you can have difficulty posting a photo.  Here’s what I did to post a troublesome photo:

1.  I put the photo in the app “Piscart”.  I cropped it.  ( I eliminated the black areas. )

( The black areas were not, in themselves, a problem.  I merely had to alter the photo in some way. )


2.  On Reddit, I clicked on the “Images” icon first.  I then added the title.



3.  If you don’t click on the “Images” icon first, the photo will not be visible when you post it.  The viewer will have to click on your post to see the photo.



4.  If your photo is blurry, click on your post.  Under the photo, you’ll see the following:

Comment    Share   Save    …

Click on the three little dots.  An informational box opens.  In that box, UNcheck NSFW.  NSFW stands for “Not Safe For Work”.  The definition applies to “sexually explicit or disturbing content.”

Source:  https://www ( dot ) techopedia ( dot ) com, via google ( dot ) com.

Google search term:  “meaning of ‘nsfw’”.  ( No exterior quote marks. )

Date:  October 28, 2022.


AND IN THE END…

ON BIG TECH CENSORSHIP

“They have a protection, a liability protection, it needs to be addressed.  These - these tech companies need to be held to the same account as Fox News.  To the same account as any journalist operation.  They are not - they are not objective platforms, they are publishers, they have agendas, they’re manipulating the data, because they have political agendas.”

- Brent Bozell.

Source:  Brent Bozell ( Not Bozo! ), founder of the Media Research Center.  From the T.V. show “America Reports”.  The Fox News Channel.  October 25, 2022.  ( Via foxnews ( dot ) com. )


ARCANA

1.  Source for the financial worth of twitter ( dot ) com:

Journalist Charlie Gasparino.  Reporting from the Fox News Channel, or from the Fox Business Network.  Circa late October 2022.  ( Via foxnews ( dot ) com, or foxbusiness ( dot ) com. )


2.  Source for “The Garden of Eden” drag brunch:

Video:  “Sara Gonzales ( not Gonzo! ) on Texas drag show:  ‘This is the sexual abuse of children’”.

- The Fox News Channel.  Tucker Carlson Tonight.  October 18, 2022.


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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller.  ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.   


I am http://andrewroller.com    


Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/    


I’m on paper at:  https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box.  In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”.  In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”.  This will bring up some of my pamphlets.  I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles.  I don’t recall all the titles I published under.  


I have no financial involvement in these resale items. 


A word to the wise:


1.  On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D.  Apple did this abruptly.  Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me.  ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )


The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content.  The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.


I complained to Apple.  Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”.  No further information was given.  Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.  


You can read more about this in prior issues of ARSE.


2.  On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )  On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription.  Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.  


I complained to Only Fans.  There was no refund.  I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.


This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 227


Arcana:  This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 227, version 2.0


Date Written:  October 29, 2022.          Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.      


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Editorial Thunder presents...

Carlson Calls for Killing Trans People

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Plus:  The Lure of Danger.

And:  On the Age of Consent.

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CARLSON CALLS For KILLING TRANS PEOPLE

by Andrew Roller

“Thou shalt not kill” is one of the fundamental tenets of civilization.  On October 27, 2028, Tucker Carlson, of the Fox News Channel, ranted ( yet again ) against America’s help for Ukraine.  ( Ukraine has been invaded by Russia. )  Carlson said,

“Russia is an orthodox Christian country with traditional social values and for that reason, it must be destroyed, no matter what the cost [ is ] to us. This is not a conventional war. This is a jihad.” by those “in Washington”.  [ Our politicians in Washington ] “would like to see World War Trans immediately.”

According to Carlson, Trans people, particularly those in America, are responsible for Russia’s war on Ukraine.

Carlson then called for Americans to kill Trans people.  He did this in a separate rant, on the same night.  Carlson said, with regard to a “drag queen story time”:

“Stay away from the children, creep, or you will regret it.”

Carlson’s guest, during this rant, was Chris Rufo.

In response to Carlson, Rufo said, 

“People should arm themselves with the literature.”

To which Carlson replied, 

“Yeah.  People should definitely arm themselves.  I agree with that.”

Language is open to interpretation.  My interpretation of Carlson’s remarks is that he’s calling for killing Trans people.  This isn’t the first time that Carlson has called for violence against sexual minorities.  He has, on many occasions, on his show, called for violence against sexual minorities that he calls “creeps”.

The population of pre-war Germany put up with Adolf Hitler’s rants against Jews.  The result was a global bloodbath, in which millions of Jews were killed.

What responsibility does the Fox News Channel have for Carlson’s Trans-hating rants?  If the Murdoch Family, the owners of Fox News, were the targets of Carlson’s hate, Carlson would be kicked out of Fox News at once.

I guess the Murdochs feel that it’s okay to kill our citizens who are Trans.


THE LURE OF DANGER

by Andrew Roller

Kay J is a porn star.  If you study her oeuvre, you’ll realize that she has a predilection for bondage.  Her desire, in a bondage setting, is to be a submissive.  Kay likes being beaten.  She also, at age 20, liked being whipped.

Kay isn’t, however, a bondage model.  She’s a nude, or erotic model.  I’ve only seen one photo gallery of her in a sex dungeon.  ( Images from this gallery are scattered across her Only Fans page. )

Kay’s bondage experiences have occurred mostly in private.  However, Kay loves playing peek-a-boo with aspects of her life.  She’ll strive to keep something secret, only to give hints of it to her fans.  This is true of Kay’s predilection for bondage.  It’s also true of her tattoo.

By letting herself be beaten and whipped, Kay was playing a dangerous game.  She made her living as a model.  A nude model.  If whippings and beatings had marred, or ruined, her beauty, she’d have derailed her career.

Why, then, did Kay allow herself to be whipped and beaten?  Not just once, but a number of times?

I found the answer to this question in a book called “Flow”.  The relevant quote is as follows:

*flow* - the state in which people are so involved in an activity that nothing else seems to matter; the experience itself is so enjoyable that people will do it even at great cost, for the sheer sake of doing it.”

- flow:  The Psychology of Optimal Experience.  By Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi.  Page four.

So, Kay liked being whipped and beaten very much!

The whippings and beatings that Kay received did not derail her career.  So, like an addict in need of a higher high, Kay decided to be tattooed.  She got a big tattoo on her upper back.  It’s centered over her spine.

Kay had to endure six to eight hours of severe pain as she was being tattooed.  That’s much more pain than a whipping or beating delivers.  The wounds from a whipping or beating, if given for erotic reasons, should vanish.  However, the ink-filled wounds that a tattoo needle delivers last forever.

What if Kay got laser surgery to remove her tattoo?  That’s expensive.  It’s also painful.  Worst of all, the process is slow.  The tattoo that Kay got in eight hours would require two and a half years to remove.  Many trips to a surgeon would be required.

On the day that she was to be tattooed, Kay made a video of herself.  This video is on her Only Fans page.  It’s dated March 11, 2021.  In this video, Kay seems thrilled with herself.  ( And sweetly contemptuous of her fans, who have no clue what she’s planning. )  Kay, as a masochist, was probably anticipating the pain of being tattooed.  She was probably also thrilled by the danger.  A tattoo is permanent.  It alters your body forever.  Such an alteration has an irrevocable impact on your life.

Sadly, Kay seems to have tempted Fate once too often.  As a result of being tattooed, she ceased to be a nude model.  If you go to indexxx ( dot ) com, you’ll see “new” photo galleries of her.  These were released after March 11, 2021.  

However, most of Kay’s “new” galleries are not, in fact, new.  They’re galleries of Kay when she was younger.  The galleries were purchased from someone, and then reposted. 

I have used a variety of methods to date Kay’s galleries, including her “new” galleries.  You can judge my research at my web site.

I never publish my research with the intent of saying, “This is Truth”.  My intent is always to say, “This is my best guess.”  My best guess is always limited to the material that I have access to.

I continue to strive to piece together a biography of Kay’s life.  I’m most interested in her life before she got pregnant.  My best guess is that Kay got pregnant with her son Mark during the New Year’s and Christmas holidays in Ukraine.  In Ukraine, these holidays occur in early January.  I believe that Kay got pregnant in January of 2017.  My research on this point is available at my web site.


MORE INFORMATION

“My body has become accustomed to the impact of various whips, I find I need more stimulation to attain the sensual euphoria [ that ] floggers had created in the past.”

- Nina Hartley.  Hustler’s Taboo magazine.  July 2003.  Page 23.  ( Column A, Top ).


ON the AGE of CONSENT

A canard that Tucker Carlson, of the Fox News Channel, continually promotes is the following:  that the world has always been opposed to “the sexualization of children”.

Here’s some information on that:

“Age Limit in Age of Consent Laws in Selected [ States ].  [ Year ]:  1880.

Michigan:  [ Age ] 10.  Minnesota [ Age ] 10.  Mississippi [ Age ] 10.  Missouri [ Age ] 12.  Montana [ Age ] 10.  

( The above are states in the United States of America. )

Source:  the You Tube channel Horrible Reviews.  The relevant video, by this channel, is titled:  “The Most Controversial Movies pt. 3:  Underaged characters/actors”.  The source that Horrible Reviews cites is:  “Primary Source Text”.

Horrible Reviews was a general interest movie review channel.  Some time after this video was released, You Tube “terminated” Horrible Reviews.

For further information, consult:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_child_brides

“List of child brides” is a list of “child brides” throughout history, from Ancient Egypt to the 20th century.  Note that, according to Wikipedia, these are “females of historical significance who married under 18 years of age”.  In other words, these are just the famous brides.  In traditional times, girls got married at about age 12, or younger.


ARCANA

1.  “Thou shalt not kill” is stated in Exodus 20:13 in the King James version of the Holy Bible.


2.  Carlson on “World War Trans”:  this is from a Tucker Carlson Tonight transcript.  The transcript is titled:

“TUCKER CARLSON:  Thanks to Biden’s religious war in Ukraine, the US is about to run out of diesel fuel.”

In this rant, Carlson deliberately mischaracterized America’s diesel fuel shortage.  He did this in his transcript, and in the relevant video, “Tucker Carlson:  The US is about to run out of diesel fuel”.  ( October 27, 2022. )

The United States has a running average of 25 days of diesel fuel.  Carlson, lying, claimed that the United States had only 25 days of diesel fuel left.  In other words, he claimed that the United States would be completely out of diesel fuel in 25 days.  In fact, America makes diesel fuel on a continual basis.  It makes diesel fuel as it uses it.  Twenty-five days is merely the amount on hand at any given moment.

Carlson blamed the 25 day average of diesel fuel on “the war in Ukraine.”  He did not say what the average amount of diesel fuel usually is.  ( The historical average could be 25 days. )

Let’s assume that the current average of 25 days, of diesel fuel, is a small amount.  If this is so, it has little to do with “the war in Ukraine”.  It is the Biden Administration’s constriction of domestic production of fossil fuels that has created this shortage.  Some European counties engaged in a similarly stupid energy policy.


3.  Carlson calls for killing Trans people in the following video:  “Maryland suburb’s library hosts interactive drag queen story time”.  

The Fox News Channel promotes the above video, in a description, as “the latest incident of ‘sexualization of children’”.  In fact, this story time, also called a “story hour”, occurred “this summer”, according to Carlson.  The location of this story hour, according to Carlson, was “the Aspen Hill Library, in Rockville, Maryland”.


4.  Chris Rufo, a despicable propagandist in his own right, is a “Senior Fellow” at the Manhattan Institute.


5.  On the owners of the Fox News channel:

“The company is controlled by the Murdoch family.  …Rupert Murdoch is [ the ] chairman, while his son Lachlan Murdoch is executive chairman and CEO.”

Rupert Murdoch was formerly an Australian.  He became a citizen of the United States some years ago.  Carlson, on his show, rants against non-Americans coming to America and ruining our society.  He never mentions that Rupert Murdoch, in coming to America, is doing far worse than any other known migrant.  Murdoch is doing so by allowing his commercial entity, the Fox News Channel, to be used by Carlson to issue murderous rants.

Source for the above quote:  google ( dot ) com.

Search term:  “owners of fox news channel”.  ( No quotation marks. )

Date:  October 28, 2022.


6.  flow:  The Psychology of Optimal Experience.  By Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi.  HarperCollins Publishers.  New York, New York.  United States of America.  Copyright 2008.  ( Original copyright 1990. )  Page four.

( It’s too bad that Adolf Hitler didn’t have this author’s name.  Can you imagine a crowd of Germans shouting “Heil Csikszentmihalyi!”? )


7.  Kay J’s Only Fans page is ukaybb.  ( No period. )


8.  All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.


9.  Nina Hartley is, according to Hustler’s Taboo, a “XXX superstar”.  She is the wife of Taboo magazine’s Executive Editor Ernest Greene.  ( Pages 22, 5. )  


( Taboo magazine counts its cover as two pages.  The outside of the cover is page one.  The inside of the cover is page two. )


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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller.  ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.   


I am http://andrewroller.com    


Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/    


I’m on paper at:  https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box.  In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”.  In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”.  This will bring up some of my pamphlets.  I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles.  I don’t recall all the titles I published under.  


I have no financial involvement in these resale items. 


A word to the wise:


1.  On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D.  Apple did this abruptly.  Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me.  ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )


The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content.  The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.


I complained to Apple.  Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”.  No further information was given.  Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.  


You can read more about this in prior issues of ARSE.


2.  On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )  On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription.  Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.  


I complained to Only Fans.  There was no refund.  I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.


This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 226


Arcana:  This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 226, version 2.0


Date Written:  October 28, 2022.          Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.      


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The magazine that Big Tech BANNED multiple times… lives!

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Editorial Thunder presents...

Lost Souls

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Plus:  Whipped Kay.

And:  The verdict on Kay J.

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LOST SOULS

Vampires, Luke, Kirk, and me.

by Andrew Roller

“Laws of the Night” is a game.  It’s not a video game.  It has no game board, and no dice.  It consists of a rule book.

The rule book is called, “Laws of the Night”.  The title irked me.  Did this game celebrate law enforcement?  No one in the 1960s would have played a game with such a name.  But, I sadly reminded myself, it wasn’t the 1960s anymore.  It was 1999.  I was a player in “Laws of the Night.”

The book, “Laws of the Night”, is available at amazon ( dot ) com.  However, only used copies are for sale.  The book was last published in 1999. 

Which, in 2022, would seem perfect.  “Laws of the Night” details how to be a vampire.  Everyone knows that a vampire, even if he looks young, is probably old.

It didn’t help that I was old.  You’d think that being old, as a vampire, would be an asset.  In 1999, I was 38 years old.  Everyone else in the game was no older than 20.

Why?  Because the game was for people who couldn’t get into nightclubs.  In modern America, the drinking age is 21.  So, if it’s Saturday night, and you’re 20 ( or younger ), you’re stuck.  You need a vampire game to socialize.  You can’t do it in nightclubs.

I went to a nightclub once in my life.  I did so at age 38.  I went to the nightclub because a girl, who was 18 years old, and who lived 2,000 miles away, told me to.  She said that I’d like it.  I didn’t.  The music was mostly awful.  It was played at an ear-deafening volume.  Some slut tried to get me into a fight with a guy.  ( Neither I, nor the guy, were interested. )  Worst of all, there were no cute grade school girls in the nightclub!  So I had no one to socialize with.

I participated in the vampire game instead.  ( Sadly, there were no grade school girls there either, but at least there was only one old fart like me. )  ( We had nothing in common. )

“Laws of the Night” is more of a medieval game than a vampire game.  It consists of vampire “tribes”.  Each tribe is, in essence, a character from a Dungeons and Dragons game.  You can be a barbarian, a scholar, an actor, etc.  Which tribe you choose to join determines what abilities your character has.  An actor can transfix someone with his presence.  A barbarian can’t.  But, as you might expect, a barbarian can clobber you, while an actor can’t.

As best I can tell, “Laws of the Night” is dead.  Nobody plays it anymore.  Worse, the ideal venue for this game is dead.  That’s because the ideal venue is a shopping mall.  In 2022, shopping malls are ( mostly ) dead.  Everyone buys from amazon ( dot ) com.

The best sort of shopping mall for “Laws of the Night” is one that stays open late.  Even in 1999, such a place was unlikely.  Hence, the best venue for “Laws of the Night” is a shopping area, like Waikiki Beach.  If you don’t live in Waikiki, or some similar place, “Laws of the Night” won’t be much fun. 

Here’s the real premise of “Laws of the Night”:  You’re at the mall.  However, you’re not an alienated teenager with no money.  You’re a vampire!  You roam around the mall feeling superior to the mortals.  ( The people who came to the mall to shop. )

Every invention carries with it a whiff of the past.  By the late 1990s, every worthwhile mall was heavily policed, by security guards.  ( And surveillance cameras. )  However, in prior decades, that wasn’t so.  Before the mid 1980s, “security”, as we know it now, didn’t exist.  If there was a problem, someone called the local police.  The police arrived when they did, some time after they were called.  No “mall cop” was breathing down your neck. 

The authors of “Laws of the Night” were probably born when I was.  ( In 1960. )  So, writing “Laws of the Night”, they were envisioning an unpoliced landscape ( a mall ), where young people could roam without attracting undue attention.

Ideally, to play “Laws of the Night”, you dressed in a costume.  Not a kids’ Halloween costume, but something evoking a Goth look.  However, in the games that I was involved in, people rarely dressed up.  They simply showed up as they were.  After all, with few exceptions, nobody was going home with a lover.  To be in “Laws of the Night” was to self-identify as a nerd.

The people that I met at a “Laws of the Night” game were between 18 and 20 years old.  One guy, as stated above, was “old”, like me.  A girl was 14.  She had a ( real ) boyfriend in the game.

I was attending a community college when I heard about “Laws of the Night”.  A student made an announcement about it.  He did so in a class that I was in.  I assumed that his invitation to join included me.  It didn’t.  I was considered too old.  But, after minimal trouble, I managed to join anyway.

( The people who were considered the right age to join are now, as of this date ( 2022 ), older than I was at the time. )

The year was 1999.  “Laws of the Night” was played in a park.  The park was in Old Sacramento.  This lies along the Sacramento River.  

Old Sacramento includes a shopping mall.  The mall consists of old buildings.  They front a series of wooden walkways.

We “played” ( such as this was ) by a train depot.  We played at the end of the depot, where old trains were stored.

The game was played on Saturday nights.  The players met and ate at a pizza parlor in Old Sacramento.  ( It had bathrooms. )  Then, we went out to the park.  We played from 9 p.m. until 1 a.m.

The park was nice.  I guess the pizza parlor stayed open late, because I don’t recall the park having bathrooms.  Then again, I’m a guy.  The park was ( mostly ) dark.  So, for a guy, any tree could serve as a urinal.

I liked the park.  I spent a considerable amount of time looking up at the stars.  “Laws of the Night” did involve some competition.  If your character was challenged, you played rock-paper-scissors.  I had to relearn that game.

According to “Laws of the Night”, nothing that resembled an actual weapon was allowed in a game.  If your character pulled out a gun, you demonstrated this with your fingers.  Weapons ( fighter jets, etc. ) were imaginary.

I soon suspected that some players were acquiring their weapons on the fly.  In a big battle ( in which I stood forgotten ) a player unleashed a lot of weapons.  His weapons included large amounts of napalm.  ( A first choice, apparently, for a vampire in trouble. )

In the event, the napalm, jets, and other weapons had little effect.  The “battle” involved 18 year olds playing cowboys and Indians.  ( As vampires. )

We did, over time, attract the attention of the police.  They came around after midnight.  By then, the mall in Old Sacramento was closed.  The police couldn’t understand why a group of 50 young people were hanging out in the park.  They didn’t interfere with us.  However, they did trigger a response.

Sacramento installed large floodlights in the park.  The park ceased to be dark.  It was no longer an appropriate venue for a vampire game.

A young woman ran the game that I was in.  Her name was Sena Wakefield.  That was her real name.  Sena remained aloof from the game, except to referee disputes.  However, she did play a character.  The character was a witch.  ( A vampire witch, I guess. )  I always considered her name to be ideal for her character, and for the game.  “Sena” sounds like the name of a witch.  And where do you encounter the dead?  At a wake.

Sena did not offer the game all year.  She quit during the winter.  ( Which makes sense, since Sacramento is cold. )  I joined the winter version of “Laws of the Night”.  It was run by a young Black woman.

The Black woman held her game in Old Sacramento.  She held it indoors.  A basement store in the mall sold science-fiction paraphernalia.  ( Mostly toys. )  

According to the store’s staff, they owned Luke Skywalker’s light saber.  The real one, from the “Star Wars” movies.  ( Only three “Star Wars” movies had been filmed, at the time. )

“There it is,” the staff proudly told us.  Luke’s light saber was lying atop a glass counter.  Anyone could pick it up.  Considering who some of the people were in our winter game, I wondered if the staff was being wise.

Captain Kirk’s chair was also present, according to the staff.  His real chair, from the “Star Trek” T.V. series.  ( Only the original series had been filmed, at the time. )  Stuffing was coming out of the seat cushion of Kirk’s chair.  

I sat in Kirk’s chair.  I was surprised to find that the whole chair, except for its cushions, was made of wood.  The wood was painted to give it a metalicized look.

The store had more space than merchandise.  Much of the store was filled with homemade dioramas.  I wasn’t impressed by these.

The store had a backyard.  This was a semi-dark, but confining space.  It let onto a long alley.  The alley was a ( mostly unpeopled ) part of the mall.  Gamers were soon leaving the store, and its yard, to roam around the mall.

A lone staff member, of the store, remained on watch.  He mostly stood smoking in the store’s backyard.  He was the same age as the game’s players.  A White guy, he looked very odd.  He wore short pants ( in winter ) and big, clunky shoes.  He had pierced ears.  His earrings were large.  He wasn’t gay, or effeminate, just odd.  ( And dateless. )

I was in “Laws of the Night”, but I was still considered too old.  I discovered that the group often switched its gaming location.  Everyone else was told when this occurred, but I wasn’t.  

The group got “kicked out” of the science-fiction store.  It moved to a dance studio.

The dance studio was along highway 51.  The studio didn’t play music while we were there.  It was just a large, semi-dark room.  I found it boring.

When I next connected with the group, it no longer met in Sacramento.  They’d moved to Fair Oaks.  The location was a store in a busy commercial district.  It was a failing mom and pop joint.  Among the items that the store sold was “Laws of the Night”.  

The store’s owners were officious.  I recall the male owner ( the “pop” ) checking everyone’s gear.  He was upset that I had “drugs”.  ( Kidney transplant medication. ) 

A single small bathroom served the whole group, and the store’s owners.  This brightly lit store was no place for a vampire game.  Nor was the brightly lit parking lot at its rear.  The parking lot was full of cars.  To move about in it, you had to squeeze yourself between the cars.

The group moved back to Sacramento.  By now, it was summer again.  The group played on the grounds of Sacramento Community College.  This worked for several weeks.  It worked because Sacramento Community College didn’t know that we were there.  The bathrooms were locked.  This presented no problem for males.  We quickly put the college’s trees to use.

Unfortunately, 50 guys ( plus a handful of girls ) cannot pee unnoticed.  The college’s landscaping crew soon smelled our presence.  They did so on Monday mornings.  We were gone by 1:00 a.m. on Saturdays, but I guess our smell lingered.  ( In Sacramento, in the summer, it never rains. )

One evening, the college police showed up.  They grudgingly gave us permission to stay until 11 p.m.  This didn’t satisfy the group.  They wanted to play until 1 a.m.  On one or two Saturdays, the college opened a bathroom.  ( Or it forgot to lock the bathroom. )  The college police warned us to not urinate on the college grounds.  Peeing at a school meant exposing your genitals.  Under ( modern ) California law, that made you a felony sex offender.

“That’s a conviction you don’t want to have,” the police told us.  

( Getting rid of such a stupid law was, of course, out of the question.  This despite the fact that sex education is taught in our schools. )

The group next moved to a place called “The Grange”.  It was farther from Sacramento than the mom and pop joint had been.  The Grange was an old, two story building.  It was in a semi-dark area.  

By now, I was wearying of “Laws of the Night”.  I drove to the location, and then I went jogging.  After all, I was the head of my vampire tribe.  Since I was both the tribe’s leader and the tribe’s only member, I saw no reason to hang out at The Grange.

This proved to be a mistake.  One night, returning to The Grange from my jog, I discovered that there was another vampire tribe, identical to my own.  It had members.  Its leader was named Toad.

I attempted to include myself in this group.  After all, my character was of this tribe.  That upset Toad.  He didn’t want me in his group.  Nor, as it turned out, did his members.  

By then, I had been with “Laws of the Night” for a considerable amount of time.  I hadn’t been present at every game, but I’d been present enough.  Toad, by contrast, was a newcomer.  So were the members of “his” tribe.  I mostly roamed around as a veteran gamer, avoiding Toad and his crew.

I left “Laws of the Night” for awhile.  Later, I figured I’d look them up.  By then, I had no idea where they were.  I looked for them in the park in Old Sacramento.  A group was there, playing “Laws of the Night”.  But it wasn’t my group.  It was an even nerdier group than the one that I’d been in.  It consisted of nothing but 18 - 20 year old males.  No girls.  A male, consumed by the game, said its trademark line:

“That’s a breach of the masquerade!”

Since everyone in the game is a vampire, the ultimate sin is to reveal that you are one.  That is, to expose the group to mortals as being immortals.  

No “mortals” were present among these nerdy guys.  But, according to the ( flexible ) game mechanics, someone had breached the masquerade.  Or, at least, someone claimed that he  had.

“That’s it.  I’m leaving,” I told myself.  I don’t think the “vampires” had even detected my presence.  But I wasn’t spending four hours with draft-age men who were playing little boy games. 

I eventually found “my” group.  They were still far from Sacramento.  Now, instead of being at The Grange, they were at The Ladies’ Grange.  This was an old building that was a considerable distance from The Grange.  Sena had joined The Ladies’ Grange to get the use of their property on Saturday nights.

The best feature of The Ladies’ Grange was a railroad track.  It ran directly alongside The Ladies’ Grange.  It ran between the building, and the parking lot that served the building.  Long trains went by, at speed, with regularity.  This wasn’t helpful for a vampire game.  It was also dangerous.  Players stood precariously close to the trains as they went by.  

I guess, unlike me, these players had never read a legal case about trains.  Trains have doors.  These are sometimes left open.  You can get killed by an open train door, if you’re standing by the railroad track when the train goes by. 

There was nothing to do at The Grange.  ( Other than pretend to be a vampire. )  I had a long conversation with a college age girl.  You’d think, after speaking with me for the good part of an hour, she’d be friendly.  She wasn’t.  She abruptly left me.  I have no idea why.

( I’d had the same experience at the science-fiction store.  There, I’d spoken briefly with a college age girl in a bright red dress.  She’d abruptly left me, with a terrified look.  I have no idea why.  Unless I’m a vampire. )

The girl who’d been 14 years old was still in the game.  She wasn’t 14 anymore.  She was 16.  At 14, she’d been flat as a pancake.  Now, she looked like a Playboy Playmate.  She’d also ditched her boyfriend.  Instead of a nerd for a boyfriend, she now had the most popular guy in the game.  ( I learned this after the game. )

Impressed by this girl, I found ways to be in her presence for the game’s entire four hours.  She ignored me the entire time.  Then, after the game, she got with her boyfriend.  She stood by him and gave me nasty looks.  Lots of nasty looks.  I realized that she hadn’t been unaware of my unholy presence during the game, after all.

The girl’s new boyfriend was named Casey.  When I joined “Laws of the Night”, Casey had objected to my joining the game.  ( He’d had a different girlfriend, at the time. )  Casey had eventually accepted my presence.  But now, it looked like I’d soon be on his shit list again.  

Meanwhile, I’d gotten the impression that Sena was attracted to me.  She was attracted to me in the way that I was attracted to Casey’s girlfriend.

My interest in “Laws of the Night” was gone.  It was a boring game, with little to do.  I saw no point in getting into a conflict with Casey, over a girl who obviously loathed me.  Nor did I want to get involved with Sena.  She seemed like a nice person, but you wouldn’t mistake her for a Playboy Playmate.  If she’d been orange, she’d have been carved up for Halloween, as a pumpkin.

I’d joined “Laws of the Night” because I couldn’t understand how the game worked.  Now, I’d found out.  The game didn’t work.  It gave new players little to do.  It gave experienced players little to do.  The only people who had anything to do in the game were the veteran players, who were accepted members of the group.  These were always the same people.  Unsurprisingly, the group’s most powerful player was Sena’s brother.  

In a particular game, Sena’s brother killed my character.  I’ve always suspected that he did so out of some unspoken personal animosity.  Probably, like others, he considered me to be too old. 

I’ll bet, however, that Sena’s brother hasn’t written about his experiences in “Laws of the Night”.  I have.


WHIPPED KAY

by Andrew Roller

Some people, at age 18, pretend to be vampires.  Some people have more exhilarating experiences.

For instance, consider Kay J.  By age 20, if not sooner, she was a porn star.  In some of her videos, her body bears whip marks.  These are from a single-tailed whip.  ( A bullwhip. ) 

Kay’s whip marks have nothing to do with the videos that she’s in.  The videos’ only purpose is to display her nude beauty.

Kay appears to have become involved in bondage prior to becoming a porn star.  I say this because she bears whip marks in her earliest videos.  ( Plus, also, in some of her later videos. ) 

The most relevant videos to this article are “Wet Dreams”, and “Dreaming”.  Both videos are at the metartnetwork ( dot ) com.  

My research indicates that both “Wet Dreams”, and “Dreaming”, were filmed within a day of each other.  Hence, in these videos, Kay’s whip marks are from the same bondage session. 

In my discussion ( below ), I will be referring solely to “Wet Dreams” and to “Dreaming”.  Although these are separate videos, Kay has the same whip marks in both videos.  

( By the time that “Dreaming” was filmed, some of her whip marks had vanished. )

I have written many articles about Kay’s whip marks.  My new findings on this topic come from various sources.  

My first source is:

A.  Sensuous Magic:  A Guide for Adventurous Lovers.  By Pat Califia.

This is a book about bondage.  It concerns nothing else.  Yet, on page 86, Califia writes the following:

“Single-tailed whips are beyond the scope of this book. … Everything that has been said here about accuracy should be taken to the tenth power when a single-tailed whip is used.  They move fast enough to crack the sound barrier, and can do emergency-room-level damage if they are abused.  If you are determined to buy one and practice anyway, put on your leather jeans, a leather jacket, and a motorcycle helmet before taking your first practice shots.  

“A common beginner’s accident is to cut your own ear in half when pulling the whip past your head to make it crack.  Bottoms in these scenes should be wearing chaps, a kidney belt, and some sort of protective headgear.”

Kay J was naked.  This is evidenced by the following:

1.  The whip marks on the right cheek of her bottom ( some dangerously close to, and upon, her tailbone ).  

2.  The whip marks on the back of her left thigh.

3.  The whip marks on her right hip.

4.  The whip marks on the right side of her upper torso.

5.  The whip marks on her right breast.  

Most of her whip marks bled.  ( Including the ones on her breast. )  

Kay’s arms were bound above her head as she was being whipped.  ( Otherwise, the whip would have struck her right arm, instead of her upper torso.  That’s because her arm would have been in the way of her upper torso. )

Califia continues:

“It takes about twenty minutes for the body to start producing its natural painkilling endorphins.”  ( Page 86. )

As “Wet Dreams” draws to a close, study Kay’s bottom.  At this point, she’s lying prone.  This means that her bottom isn’t as taut as it would be, if she were kneeling upright.  You’ll see many vague whip marks on the left cheek of her ass.  These are in addition to the obvious whip cuts on the right cheek of her ass.  The marks reveal that she was whipped all over her bottom, many times.

Why is only the right cheek of her ass cut by the whip?  The whip’s tip travels faster than any other part of the whip.  It is the whip’s tip that was striking the right cheek of her ass.

A whip ends in a “cracker” ( also known as a “popper” ).  A “cracker” has one or more knots.  You can see the cuts on Kay’s right ass cheek where the cracker repeatedly struck her.  They’re on the lower right side of her ass cheek.

So, for the first twenty minutes of her whipping, Kay was without any endorphins to protect her.  She felt the full pain each lash.

Was Kay drunk when she was whipped?  That would dull the pain.  The ( non-fiction ) bondage books that I’ve read argue against allowing drugs or alcohol in a scene.  ( A “scene” is a bondage session. )

A submissive who’s being whipped needs to be capable of uttering a “safe word”.  ( “Red, “Yellow”, and “Green” are often used.  These mean, respectively, “Stop” “Go Slower”, or “Keep Going!” )  A drunk submissive isn’t capable of assessing her body’s condition.  

( Being high on your own emotions is acceptable, and expected.  A sexually aroused submissive will accept more abuse than one who isn’t sexually aroused. )

After a whipping, a submissive can experience “sub drop”.  This is an emotional low.  During a whipping, the submissive burns through a lot of hormones.  Her body then runs out of hormones.  It needs time to rebuild them.  A submissive can experience an emotional low during this rebuilding phase.

( The hormones are endorphins, adrenaline, and oxytocin. )

If you whip someone, and she later goes into sub drop, you don’t want her saying that she was too drunk to object.  That would make a consensual whipping a crime. 

Kay was ( mostly ) whipped by an expert.  I say this because of the left cheek of her ass.  It bears many whip marks, yet these are only evident when she’s lying prone.  An inexpert person would have cut the left cheek of her ass.  ( The cuts on the right cheek of Kay’s ass are expected; that’s where the whip’s tip struck her. )

Furthermore, Kay was whipped by the most dangerous of whips, a bullwhip.  This is evident by the slash marks on the back of her left thigh.  The upper mark, in particular, is thick.  This mark may represent more than one slash from the whip.  Even so, it appears that what hit her was thick.  

A bullwhip is thick.  It’s also long.  A long whip is difficult to control.  That’s what makes it dangerous.

( Any single-tailed whip is regarded as dangerous.  Not only is it more difficult to control than, say, a paddle, but it strikes a narrower area of the body.  The narrower a blow is, the more likely it is to cut into flesh.  Depending on the whip’s stroke, it can cut like a razor. )

Kay wasn’t just whipped by an expert.  Someone who was incompetent with a whip struck her too.  ( Probably, her boyfriend at the time. )  Why do I say this?  Look at Kay’s right hip.  It bears at least six nasty slash marks, that bled.  ( Four marks are horizontal.  Two are vertical. )

The horizontal slash marks are from the whip wrapping around her hip.  That is, the whip struck her ass, but then wrapped around her hip.  “Wrapping” is something that an expert avoids.  It means that the person handling the whip gave it too much length.  He meant to strike Kay’s ass, but the whip wrapped beyond her ass, to her hip.

B.  In the book “SM 101”, Jay Wiseman writes:

“You want to avoid ‘wrapping’ the ends of the flogger.  Pick the spot where you want the flogger to land, and aim the tips of your flogger there.  The important point to remember is that as the lashes land on a curved body surface, such as the flanks, they gain speed ( and thus force ) as they wrap around the side of the body.  This will often cause that section of the flogger to leave marks.  Wrapping is considered amateurish unless done intentionally, and most people don’t intentionally wrap.”  ( Page 194. )

Wiseman continues:  “During and after the whipping, check the sides of the submissive's hips and trunk for wrap marks.  If you see some, be more careful next time.”  ( Page 195. )

Who gave Kay the vertical whip cuts?  That is, the cuts on her hip?  I feel that the expert may have.  Not much body fat protects the hip.  ( Relative to, say, the bottom. )  On the other hand, a bloodied hip causes less alarm than a bloodied bottom, or breast.  The expert wanted Kay to know that he was capable of inflicting lashes on her that would bleed, and that would hurt.  ( A whip stroke on a body part that doesn’t have much fat to protect it hurts a lot. )  Kay proved to the expert that she was willing to go ahead.  That meant, if he left her bloodied, on intimate parts of her body, she wouldn’t call the police.

One can argue that Kay’s boyfriend gave Kay the vertical whip cuts.  However, delivering a vertical whip cut involves giving the submissive a downward stroke, from above.  Such a stroke strikes me as especially dangerous.  A mishandled whip, meant to deliver such a stroke, could strike the submissive’s face, or the face of the one using the whip.  Every bondage book prohibits hitting one’s face with a whip.  It’s absolutely not a “play” area.  That’s because a whip can put out a person’s eye, or cut off their ear.   

Wiseman describes the purpose of a whipping:

“You want to whip body areas where the stroke will cause pain but no significant damage, especially to anything underneath the skin.  [ Bodily organs. ]  ‘No significant damage’ is defined as anything that will heal on its own; welts and bruises are not generally considered significant damage.”  ( Page 175. )

Kay has no visible welts from her whipping.  She does have bruises.  This means that she was beaten, as well as whipped.  Kay also has two bruises from a prior beating.

( The color of a bruise reveals when it was delivered.  Kay’s red bruises are from her beating that occurred just prior to the filming of “Wet Dreams”.  Her two light brown bruises are from an earlier beating. )

( Source:  medical news today ( a web site ).  Article:  “What do the colors of a bruise mean?” )

Since at least two people whipped Kay, she was probably whipped at a bondage party.  This probably occurred in a bondage dungeon.  ( Otherwise, the noises made in the party, including Kay’s screams as she was whipped, would have been heard by concerned neighbors. )

How did Kay wind up at a bondage party?  What was it like?

On her Only Fans page, there are photos of Kay in a bondage dungeon.  These photos are from a single photo shoot.  ( They’re scattered across her Only Fans page. )  However, in these photos, Kay is 24 years old.  “Wet Dreams” was filmed when she was no older than 20.

So, Kay has been inside of a bondage dungeon.  She’s also been bound in a bondage dungeon, including with her arms bound above her head.  ( As depicted in three of her Only Fans photos. )

Kay was born in Kyiv, Ukraine.  She was born on March 21, 1996.  Until the war, Kay lived her whole life in Kyiv.

By 2016, Kay was a porn star.  Her photographer at the time was Alex Lynn.  His studio was in Kyiv.  Alex photographed many Ukrainian models.  One of them was Nasita.  

Indexxx ( dot ) com lists Nasita’s birth year as 1993.  Hence, in 2016, when Kay J was 20 years old, Nasita was 23.  

A number of photo galleries, and at least one video, feature Kay J with Nasita.  Both girls probably lived in Kyiv.  They may have socialized together.  It’s easy to blame an older person for leading a younger person “astray”.  But, let’s follow this conventional wisdom anyway.  Nasita may have been the one who invited Kay J to a bondage party.  Probably, each girl brought a boyfriend with her.  ( After all, someone who had no idea what he was doing wrapped the whip around Kay’s right hip. )

People wear costumes at a bondage party.  However, such costumes leave the genitals exposed.  Indeed, at such an event, the genitals aren’t just exposed.  They’re aroused, and vulnerable.

During Kay’s “kid cute” era ( age 20 ), there are many photos of her fondling her cunt.  These photos are in photo galleries of her at Me Tart.  I have never seen any other model fondle her genitals as much as Kay!

So, probably, Kay fondled her exposed cunt at the bondage party.  Kay also likes fondling her ( left ) breast, and showing off her bare bottom.  In many of her photos, at both Me Tart and on her Only Fans page, she exhibits her anus.  So, probably, Kay fondled her ( left ) breast, displayed her bottom, and exhibited her anus at the bondage party.  I doubt that she took to a stage to do this.  Probably, she just wandered around, as everyone else was likely doing, and exhibited herself as she pleased.

Then, people began doing various scenes.  Kay decided that her scene would involve being whipped by a bullwhip.  

According to my research, many a clueless amateur ( or couple ) chooses the worst bondage tool that they can.  That is, an amateur submissive will choose to be whipped by bullwhip.  That’s because she has no idea of the pain, and the harm, that such a tool can deliver. 

Whether Kay was a clueless amateur at age 20 is unknown to me.  However, for her 25th birthday, she decided to be tattooed.  She got a large tattoo on her upper back.  It’s centered over her spine.  It’s her first tattoo.  ( Nasita also has a tattoo.  However, it’s not on her back.  Nasita has had her tattoo for many years. )

I’ve researched tattoos.  ( Thanks to Kay’s decision, in this regard. )  A tattoo newbie is not supposed to get a large tattoo.  A tattoo newbie is absolutely not supposed to get a spinal tattoo.  The reason?  Such tattoos take many hours to apply, and they’re quite painful.  ( Especially a spinal tattoo. )  Yet, Kay got a large tattoo that’s centered over her spine.  So, she’s a girl who jumps into something with gusto.  ( And, to her credit, goes through with the ordeal. )

Hence, Kay may have been a clueless amateur when she was whipped just prior to “Wet Dreams”.  On the other hand, in “Wet Dreams”, she has two bruises from an earlier beating.  

A submissive must consent to being whipped ( and beaten ) in a bondage scene.  On the other hand, an expert sadist will always strive to “push” his submissive beyond her stated limits.

Kay clearly consented to having her bottom whipped.  The whipping of the back of her left thigh was likely considered a natural adjunct to having her bottom whipped. 

So, was Kay “pushed”?  Yes.  She was pushed when the expert whipped her back.  ( Her long hair shielded her back.  That’s why you don’t see any whip marks on her back. )

There are whip marks on the right side of Kay’s upper torso.  They’re near her right breast.  The expert, by striking Kay’s upper torso, was testing her willingness to continue.  She didn’t tell him to stop.  He then struck the inner curve of her right breast.  He struck it at least twice.  

The whip struck the underside of Kay’s breast.  However, it struck close to her nipple.  Doubtless, the stem of Kay’s nipple was erect.  In my armchair opinion, since the whip left cuts in her breast, she’s lucky that the whip didn’t cut into her erect nipple.  Had the whip struck her nipple, and with greater force, it could have sliced her nipple in two.  Kay would have needed stitches to repair that.

( As stated earlier, a whip is difficult to control. ) 

When Kay had endured several lashes upon her right breast, she used her safe word to stop the ordeal.

Probably, the girls in the group all praised her, and comforted her.  “After care” is an essential part of any bondage session.  It takes place when the bondage part of the evening is over.  A submissive is cuddled, usually by her lover.  ( In Kay’s case, by her boyfriend.  Also, perhaps, by Nasita. )  The wounds from her whipping ( and beating ) are attended to.


MORE INFORMATION

A.  “Hitting the tailbone can be extremely painful in a non-erotic way, and can even … dislocate or fracture the bone.”

- Jay Wiseman.  SM 101.  Page 176.

Kay was whipped numerous times in the area of her tailbone, including right on it.

B.  “Typically there’s a bit of bondage, a bit of spanking and then some sex. … If the submissive okayed flogging but neglected to mention that single-tail flogging is off limits…”  ( Pages 13 and 10. )

The above quote is from a book:  Introduction to Kink.

I’ve included this quote to show the following:  that being whipped, by a single-tail whip, is regarded as the outer edge of safe bondage play.  Indeed, being whipped by a whip is not regarded as safe, unless the person who’s wielding the whip is an expert.

The quote isn’t by a milquetoast.  It’s by Ernest Greene, and his wife Nina Hartley.  Nina was a porn star.  Ernest established himself, though his videos, and his editorship of Hustler’s Taboo magazine, as America’s foremost expert on bondage.

Note that Greene ( and Hartley ) speak of single-tail “flogging”.  A flogger is not a whip.  A flogger is broad, like a belt.  A whip is thin, like a cane.  The thinner a punishment tool is, the more it hurts.  That’s because all of the tool’s force, when flung, strikes a narrower patch of skin.  The impact is highly localized.  It isn’t spread, for instance, over a big part of one’s bottom.  Also, the thinner a tool is, the faster it can fly through the air.  A tool that’s moving quickly hurts more when it lands.

C.  “Important:  [ A bullwhip ] is *not* for first-timers. … Using [ a ] single-tail whip … is considered a form of edgeplay ( extreme BDSM behavior that’s thought to be particularly dangerous ).  

“Long whips are more difficult to control and can wrap around the body, which can hurt like hell. … [ A singe-tail whip ] can cut like a razor blade.  So don't use [ a bullwhip ] on a partner, unless you’ve spent years practicing edgeplay and understand the dangers.”

- From an Internet web site.  ( Unfortunately, the PDF that I’m working from lacks further source information. )  ( The web site displays various bondage tools, and discusses each one in turn. )

D.  “This … whip … can definitely hurt.  So don’t whack your partner with this … unless you’re both seasoned S & M pros and know exactly what you’re doing.”

- Ibid.  ( The whip displayed in this part of the PDF article is a “flicker whip”.  My armchair opinion is that a flicker whip hurts a lot less than a bullwhip.  It also looks a lot easier to control than a bullwhip. )

E.  “[ Whipping is ] definitely reserved for those [ who are ] more familiar with impact play.  Whips provide a [ stinging ] sensation.

“When done incorrectly - or correctly, depending on the experience [ that ] you’re looking for - [ a whipping ] can result in open gashes on your skin.

“Skill and aim are key.”

- Ibid.

In my armchair opinion, Kay’s whipping brought her close to having open gashes on her skin.  In fact, she appears to have only abrasive cuts. 

F.  “Imagine the arc of, say, a strap, as it swings through the air, about to crack over a helpless backside.  The part of the strap held in the hand is moving as fast as the hand itself.  But the free end of the strap is traveling through a much larger arc, and is thus moving much faster.  It is this tip that will strike the skin with the greatest force.  

“Many novice spankers make the mistake of aiming the center of their spanking tool at the area [ that ] they wish to strike.  The center of our imaginary strap might thus fall quite nicely on the lower center of the recipient’s buttock.  Meanwhile, however, that vicious tip is following through and executing an agonizing one-point landing way over on the far hip.  This phenomenon is called ‘wrapping.’  

“Everybody wraps occasionally; a few tops do it on purpose ( a particularly nasty trick is to aim for the center of a thigh so that the tip of your [ tool ] wraps around and bites the inner thighflesh ). But more than one or two unintentional welts on hips or outer thighs is a sure sign of a top whose ambitions exceed his expertise.”

- The Compleat Spanker.  By Lady Green.  Locations 504 - 517. 


SUMMARY

I regard Kay J, in her prime ( age 20 ), as being the most beautiful girl who ever lived.  That she was so sexually daring is breathtaking. 


WHAT the WORLD Needs NOW

by Andrew Roller

I’ve gotten used to being banned by social media platforms.  It’s unfortunate.  Being banned by a social media platform means that I can’t access the content of its users.  However, there are a number of social media platforms.

I have a storage locker.  I’ve had it for two decades.  At no time has the owner of the storage facility gone rooting through my locker’s contents.

Let’s imagine him doing so.  He says, “I don’t like this magazine.  I’m removing ( stealing ) it from Roller’s storage locker.”  “Hmmm.  Look what Roller wrote.  I consider this offensive!  It disagrees with my own ( unstated ) opinion.  I’m removing ( stealing ) it from Roller’s storage locker.”

No storage facility owner would behave this way!

Yet, that’s how Apple computer behaves.  I stored my digital contents with Apple.  I didn’t share my contents on Apple, I just used Apple for storage.  On August 18, 2022, Apple computer banned my Apple I.D.  I lost all access to my contents that I was storing with Apple.

( I only regained access to my contents by complaining to California’s attorney general, Rob Bonta. )

( Unfortunately, as described elsewhere, much of my contents were, by then, gone. )

What the world needs now is an Internet Bill of Rights.  But that won’t happen unless we, the “users” ( customers ) demand it of our elected officials.


AND IN THE END…

THE VERDICT ON KAY J

“another beauty ruined with tattoo”.

- mrfapguy

Source:  mrfapguy.  September 18, 2022.  Indexx ( dot ) com.

( I am not mrfapguy.  I don’t know who mrfapguy is, and it’s highly unlikely that he’s ever heard of me, or of my opinion on Kay J’s tattoo. )  

( I regard Kay’s tattoo as the only known mistake of her life.  Sadly, it was a colossal one. )


ARCANA

1.  I’ve described “Laws of the Night” as consisting of a single rule book.  The game’s main rule book is, indeed, a single book.  However, White Wolf ( the publisher ) found ( temporary ) success with the game.  As a result, “Laws of the Night” became a publishing franchise.  Many ancillary rule books were published.

I am the ( unproud ) owner of $1,000 worth of “Laws of the Night” rule books.  These are in storage in Sacramento, where I no longer live.  

How did I wind up with this load of crap?  One night, our group, in Sacramento, was joined by a “Laws of the Night” group from San Francisco.  A girl in that group had a character who was of my tribe.  She spent the night tormenting me.  She did so by quoting from rule books that I didn’t own, and had never seen.  

Incensed, I spent $1,000 arming myself with “Laws of the Night” rule books.  This proved to be pointless.  The books are too boring to read.  We never encountered the San Francisco players again.  Quoting such rules to gamers in Sacramento would have mede me a nuisance; Sacramentans played a much more casual game.  

“Laws of the Night” was also, briefly, a T.V. show.  I guess it was, by the time that I asked someone about it, only available on VHS tape.  A gamer warned me to “try it before you buy it”.  He considered it boring. 

2.  Sensuous Magic:  A Guide for Adventurous Lovers.  By Pat Califia.  Masquerade Books, Inc.  New York, New York.  United States of America.  Copyright 1996. 

3.  On sub drop:  submissiveguide ( dot ) com.  Article:  “The Emotional Side of Sub Drop and Why It Happens More in Committed Relationships”.  By lunaKM.

4.  “What is sub-drop?  It's an emotional and physical low, that begins anywhere from a few hours to a few days after an emotional / endorphin high and can last [ for ] hours [ or ] weeks.  The specific term sub-drop comes from the kink community, because it's typically experienced by submissive individuals after an intense scene.   Google date:  May 7, 2020.  

My Google search term:  “define:  sub drop”.  Date of my Google search:  October 23, 2022.

5.  SM 101:  A Realistic Introduction.  By Jay Wiseman.  Greenery Press.  Eugene, Oregon.  United States of America.  Copyright 1998.  Page 194.  Amazon Kindle.

6.  Introduction to Kink.  By Nina Hartley, Ernest Greene, and Carl Frankel.  Mango Garden Press.  Pervertville.  Copyright 2019.  Apple Books app.

( ARSE graciously provides location information for publishers who fail to do so.  There is no guarantee that the location information that ARSE provides is correct. )

7.  The Compleat Spanker.  By Lady Green.  Greenery Press.  Pervertville.  Copyright 1996 by Janet W. Hardy.  ( Sister of the Hardy Boys? )

8.  I broke some of the book quotes into several paragraphs, for readability. 

9.  I ( very ) lightly edited a few lines in my PDF source, for readability. 

( I’m speaking of ‘hidden’ edits.  Edits done with brackets are obvious. )

10.  In my time ( the Triassic ), BDSM was called “bondage”.  I’ve used this term in my article, “Whipped Kay”.

11.  Apple computer is currently known as Apple Inc.

12.  All of my statements about Kay J, unless they can be readily verified on the Internet, are conjecture.  The same is true for anyone associated with her experiences, whom I name or describe here.


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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller.  ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.   


I am http://andrewroller.com    


Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/    


I’m on paper at:  https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box.  In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”.  In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”.  This will bring up some of my pamphlets.  I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles.  I don’t recall all the titles I published under.  


I have no financial involvement in these resale items. 


A word to the wise:


1.  On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D.  Apple did this abruptly.  Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me.  ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )


The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content.  The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.


I complained to Apple.  Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”.  No further information was given.  Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.  


The purpose of Apple’s ban can be deduced:  Apple hoped to destroy this magazine.  


Meanwhile, Apple does its utmost to flood our society with its propaganda.  The purpose of Apple’s propaganda is to replace American values with Apple “values”.  As Tucker Carlson says, of entities like Apple, “Shut up and obey.”


Update:  On August 25, 2022, I discovered that I once again had access to my content in iCloud.  


I had, in the meantime, discarded much of this content.  I discarded it because I couldn’t access it.  


Also, I was trying to get what was left in iCloud out of iCloud.  This was necessary if I was to transition to a new Apple I.D.  An Apple I.D. is needed to synch content between your various Apple devices. 


With regard to my discarded content, I have no way to get it back.  It’s gone forever.


I’ve never shared anything on Apple, except for my self-created playlists in Apple Music.  I have now ceased to share my playlists in Apple Music. 


2.  On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )  On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription.  Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.  


I complained to Only Fans.  There was no refund.  I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.


This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 225


Arcana:  This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 225, version 2.0


Date Written:  October 23, 2022.          Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.      


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ET 224                                  

Editorial Thunder presents...

Creepy Carlson

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Plus:  Biden and a future voter.

And:  Monkey homework, 6 million B.C.

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Creepy Carlson

by Andrew Roller


“Dear Mr. Roller, Thank you for writing to share your concerns … I hope you will continue to contact me regarding issues of importance to you.”

- United States Senator Alex Padilla, of California.  

E-mailed letter:  October 5, 2022.


Apple Computer’s “abuse” staff may not want me to mail out my magazine, but my United States Senator does!  

In his letter, Senator Padilla said the following:

“As you know, the Russian Federation launched an unprovoked invasion of Ukraine in February 2022, which has displaced millions of Ukrainians and caused thousands of civilian casualties.  Tragically, reports indicate that Russian troops have engaged in atrocities and crimes against humanity, including the torture and execution of Ukrainian civilians in towns like Bucha.

“In light of this attack, the United States and our allies have responded swiftly, providing Ukraine with military, humanitarian, and economic aid to help the Ukrainian government sustain its defense efforts, feed its people, and maintain their sovereignty.  The United States sent a strong message to Russian President Vladimir Putin that America stands firmly with the Ukrainian people in defense of their home and their democracy.  The outcome of this war will have enormous consequences for the future of democracy and the rule of law around the world.  It is vital that the United States continues to support Ukraine not only to protect our strategic interests, but to preserve the fundamental freedoms that we hold dear.”

Senator Padilla is a Democrat.  Now, let’s hear from a Republican:

“Up yours, pal.”

- Tucker Carlson, to Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

Tucker Carlson Tonight.  October 13, 2022.  The Fox News Channel.


Let’s hear from another Republican:

“What are we supposed to do?  Send them light sabers?”

- Laura Ingraham, on sending help to Ukraine.

The Ingraham Angle.  October 11, 2022.  The Fox News Channel.

Last winter, Ingraham publicly opposed sending any humanitarian aid to Ukraine.  She said, of America:

“We don’t have the money.”


Carlson is a mouthpiece for Russia’s brutal dictator, Vladimir Putin.  Carlson made no objection as Russians murdered, tortured, and raped Ukrainians.  ( Other than to pass the actions off as unfortunate. )  However, when Ukraine began to win the war, this autumn, Carlson demanded that the war be stopped at once!

What else is Russia doing to Ukrainians?

“‘The invaders left in a hurry, but even so, they took the time to boobytrap houses.  A woman might open her refrigerator and end up detonating a mine.’  They even target children, going so far as to attach ‘tiny explosives to children's toys.’  He explained, ‘The mini-bombs don’t kill the children, but kids who played with these needed to have their hands amputated.’”

( Depending on where the children’s faces were, it’s likely that such children were also blinded or disfigured. )

- [ Ukrainian ] General Andriy Nebytov of the Kyiv Regional Police.

Source:  The Fox News app.  Article:  “Ukrainians strengthen resolve against Russian invasion with small acts of resistance and beauty.”  October 7, 2022.

Carlson and Ingraham style themselves as protectors of children.  As you can see, neither Fox News host gives a damn about children who are murdered, tortured, raped, mutilated, hungry, thirsty, or afflicted by the privations of war, including Russian attacks that use chemical weapons.

How, then, do Carlson and Ingraham view themselves as protectors of children?  Both Fox News hosts have decried, often and at length, school curriculums in America.  These state-approved school curriculums are damned by Carlson and Ingraham as “sexualizing children”.

On October 18, Carlson again ranted about the “sexualization” of children.  In this case, Carlson claimed that a drag queen show “sexualized” children.  In fact, minors could only attend the show with a parent or guardian.

The show is called, “Garden of Eden”.  Such a title puts an attendee on notice, in my opinion, that the show might be a bit racy.  Carlson showed videos from the event.  To me, it looked like a modern rendition of clowns at a circus.

Nonetheless, Carlson was outraged.  He said, 

“Sexualizing children is the most wrong thing of all.”  ( Referring to “Garden of Eden”. )

My answer:  Children are sexual beings.  They’re also the product of human sexuality.

Carlson also said,

“You can’t get kids involved in your creepy sex life.”

My response:  A drag queen show is no more “creepy” than kids attending a wedding at a church, or a wedding reception.  It is Carlson’s bias that terms a drag queen show “creepy”.  Carlson continually rails against “group think”.  Then, he trumpets the importance of “the family”.  

Is Carlson speaking of a gay family, or a family where Dad is a drag queen?  Of course not.  He’s on a crusade to ensure that only a 1950s “Leave it to Beaver” family is “normal”.

That is, Tucker and his family are “normal”.  ( Despite the apparent tendency of his daughters to date stoners, in locales where this is still criminal drug abuse. )  A drag queen, according to Carlson, is “creepy”.  Such a person is to be kept away from anyone younger than 18 years old.

Carlson isn’t alone in this view.  Adolf Hitler would surely have approved.  Hitler also invaded foreign countries, as Russia’s Putin is now doing.

If anyone is creepy, it’s Tucker Carlson.


BIDEN and a future VOTER

by Andrew Roller

I shook hands with United States President Lyndon Johnson.  ( While he was president. )  I have no recollection of this.  I was about three years old at the time.  However, my father told me, more than once, that it was so.  He was proud of the meeting.

Last weekend, a “young girl” had a similar experience.  Doubtless, she’ll recall the event.  Why?  Because she looks to be about 13 years old.  I’m sure she, her family, and her friends are proud of the meeting.

“Conservatives blasted Biden online, calling his behavior and comments creepy.”

- The Fox News app.  Article:  “Biden blasted for telling young girl ‘no serious guys until you’re 30’:  Creepy Joe is at it again’”.

Conservatives sent the girl’s photo around the world.  They claimed that Biden made her look “uncomfortable”.

Watch the video of the girl.  Her face has a variety of expressions.  In frames of the video that conservatives didn’t highlight, the girl is smiling and happy.  This occurs AFTER Biden has spoken to her, and she’s replied.  One can only ( wrongly ) view her as “uncomfortable” when she casts a questioning look over her shoulder.

I say:  Bravo to Biden!  If being president means that I can meet hot girls like this one, I’m running for president in 2024!


AND IN THE END…

MONKEY HOMEWORK, 6 MILLION B.C.

Monkey ( to fellow monkeys ):  Let’s study hard, and someday we’ll be humans!


ARCANA

1.  Apple Computer is currently known as Apple Inc.

2.  I do not claim that U.S. Senator Padilla agrees with me, or my magazine, on issues other than those regarding assisting Ukraine.

3.  Whether Fox News hosts Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingraham are registered Republicans is irrelevant.  Fox News host Sean Hannity has claimed numerous times that he’s not a registered Republican.  In fact, he’s a mouthpiece for the Republican party.  After Hannity spoke at a Trump rally, Fox News nearly fired him.  

4.  The context for the Carlson quote:  Ukraine’s president had made a plea to the world for more assistance, as winter threatens Ukraine.  

5.  The context for the October 11 Ingraham quote:  American actor Mark Hamill ( Luke Skywalker ) had made a public plea on behalf of Ukraine.

6.  The context for the statement by Ingraham last winter:  Ingraham said this in regard to U.S. Senator Mitt Romney’s statement that America should help Ukraine.

7.  Source for the Carlson rant of October 18, 2022:

Video:  “Sara Gonzales ( not Gonzo! ) on Texas drag show:  ‘This is the sexual abuse of children’”.

- The Fox News Channel.  Tucker Carlson Tonight.  October 18, 2022.

8.  In his book, “The Long Slide”, Carlson admits to engaging in criminal drug abuse in years past.  

The Long Slide.  By Tucker Carlson.  Threshold Editions.  Simon and Schuster, Inc.  New York, New York.  United States of America.  Copyright date:  2021.  Page 71 and infra.

9.  On Biden and the girl:  Conservatives claimed that Biden grabbed the girl by the shoulder.  In fact, he put his hand on her shoulder.  

( As any politician might do, especially at a “photo opp”. )

10.  For more on Apple’s attempt to destroy this magazine, see below.  ( You can also reference prior issues of ARSE. )


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Copyright 2022 by Andrew L. Roller.  ET, Editorial Thunder, and ARSE, Andrew Roller Stories and Essays, are trademarks of Andrew L. Roller.   


I am http://andrewroller.com    


Earlier posts by me are at https://asstr.xyz/files/Authors/Roller/    


I’m on paper at:  https://www.abebooks.com > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


and https://www.abebooks.co.uk > AbeBooks > Roller, Andrew 


If you visit an “AbeBooks” website, you’ll be presented with a large square “Search” box.  In the box labelled “Author”, type in “Andrew Roller”.  In the box labelled “Title”, type in “Andrew Roller Presents”.  This will bring up some of my pamphlets.  I have not yet figured out how to bring up other pamphlets by me, under other titles.  I don’t recall all the titles I published under.  


I have no financial involvement in these resale items. 


A word to the wise:


1.  On August 18, 2022, Apple Computer banned my Apple I.D.  Apple did this abruptly.  Apple gave me no warning of any displeasure, on its part, with me.  ( I’ve been an Apple customer since the 1980s. )


The effect of Apple’s ban was to destroy my content.  The vast bulk of my content was “safely” stored with them, in iCloud.


I complained to Apple.  Apple’s reason for their ban of my Apple I.D. was “Apple Policy”.  No further information was given.  Apple told me to apply for a new Apple I.D.  


The purpose of Apple’s ban can be deduced:  Apple hoped to destroy this magazine.  


Meanwhile, Apple does its utmost to flood our society with its propaganda.  The purpose of Apple’s propaganda is to replace American values with Apple “values”.  As Tucker Carlson says, of entities like Apple, “Shut up and obey.”


Update:  On August 25, 2022, I discovered that I once again had access to my content in iCloud.  


I had, in the meantime, discarded much of this content.  I discarded it because I couldn’t access it.  


Also, I was trying to get what was left in iCloud out of iCloud.  This was necessary if I was to transition to a new Apple I.D.  An Apple I.D. is needed to synch content between your various Apple devices. 


With regard to my discarded content, I have no way to get it back.  It’s gone forever.


I’ve never shared anything on Apple, except for my self-created playlists in Apple Music.  I have now ceased to share my playlists in Apple Music. 


2.  On September 14, 2021, I paid $60.00 to porn star Kay J for a one year subscription to her Only Fans page:  ukaybb.  ( No period. )  On May 27, 2022, Kay J abruptly terminated my subscription.  Kay J gave me no warning of any displeasure, on her part, with me.  


I complained to Only Fans.  There was no refund.  I had to pay $100.00 to Only Fans in order to buy the $60.00 subscription to Kay J’s page.


This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 224


Arcana:  This is ET, Editorial Thunder, issue number 224, version 2.0


Date Written:  October 19, 2022.          Live for the day that censorious Big Tech is dead.      


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